Hello everyone who knows what they are doing and decided to check out my profile! when you clicked on my name you entered a really weird world. Like seriously... I don't think you can even begin to comprehend the insanity that i think with each day. Its possibly on a level just below FT Freddy;', but who knows?

Some things about me!

1. Bit of a pyromaniac

2. I love the FNAF series, along with OK KO, Steven Universe, We Bare Bears, Teen Titans (not the shit remake), and a bunch of others!

3. I love to game (Fable, Don't Starve, and FNAF Sister Location, to name a few)

4. Fave color is black, especially combined with gold, red, or blue.

5. I'm a girl. I think. Who knows.

6. Probably Pan.

7. I would love for you guys to tell me what you think about my stories!

8. Writing is one of my favorite things to do.

9. Gore and dead things don't bother me. Cadavers, skeletons, exposed organs, surgical videos, blood , all that is fine by me.

10. Markiplier, Jacksepticeye, Dawko, CrankGamePlays, and VenturianTale are my favorite lets play youtubers.

11. Books are amazing and I love the Miss Peregrine series. (pls dont get me started on how much they fucked the movie. I could go on for hours)

12. I'm very morbid, and you will see it in my stories.

13. I'm very bad at updating and finishing things.

14. Can and will read four books in a week if you don't disturb me.

15. Music is life.

16. Old cartoons are amazing (Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, Courage the Cowardly Dog, Fairly Odd Parents, etc)

17. Old shows in general are good! (Classic Who, Gilligan's Island, Columbo, Andy Griffith, the army one that I caNT REMEMBER THE NAME FOR)

18. Very forgetful. But cross me and I will remember exactly what you did and when.

19. Homeschooled! I have no breakssss

20. Dragons, wolves, sharks, snakes, phoenixes, and gargoyles are some of my favorite animals/mythical creatures

You guys can go here, to my Deviantart, to see art and small fics i post !

I don't smoke, there are cooler ways to die. (Such as jumping of the Empire State Building yelling 'I believe I can fly!').

I didn't fall over, I was testing gravity. It still works.

Whoever said nothing was impossible, obviously never tried to slam through a concrete wall.

People say guns don't kill people, people kill people. Well, I think guns work, If I stood somewhere and yelled 'BANG" it wouldn't kill a lot of people.

It takes real skill to trip over empty air.

Voldemort had a flat face because he ran into the wrong wall at the station.

I click my pen when I'm bored... or just to annoy the teacher.

Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up

Most learn from observation. Some learn from experimentation. Then there are those who touch the fire to see if it's hot.

When in doubt, push random buttons.

Be a rebel! Open the wrong side of the popcorn bag!

Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you tried a bit harder!

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

Don't take life too seriously, no one gets out alive.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and let life wonder how you did it.

Awkward moment when its quiet and you're eating something crunchy.

Awkward moment when you trip up the stair's... in public.

If your somewhere where everybody is panicked, except you, chances are you don't fully understand the situation.

Duck tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side, and it keeps the world together!

Personally, I don't think there's intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one?

Nothing is impossible, the word itself says 'I'm possible'! Unless you wanna slam a revolving door, that's not going to happen.

10 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity.

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

3. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

4. In the memo field of all your checks, write "For Smuggling Diamonds"

5. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

6. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

7. Specify that your drive-through order is "To Go."

8. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

9. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

10. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...Copy and Paste this into your profile!

I am not that girl, The one that is super popular. The one that is rich. The one obsessed with Twilight. The one that will lie to get her way. The one that doesn't care about your feelings. The one that wears her Team Edward or Team Jacob shirt proudly. The one that has a new boyfriend every week. The one that hates her life because she wears size-two jeans. The one that would cry over a boy. The one that loves Justin Bieber. The one that will give up because she broke a nail. The one that started wearing makeup at nine years old.

BUT

I am that girl, The one who likes books more than boys. The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy. The one who reads and writes to escape. The one who just wants to help. The one that really wants to make a difference. The one that sticks to her values. The one that cries when she feels alone and helpless; it only shows she's strong. The one that knows she's beautiful, no matter what others say. The one that refuses to believe that this is it. The one that doesn't care if she eats too many cinnamon buns ... they taste good. The one that people like, because she's crazy. The one that doesn't care if she looks like a retard, because if looking like a retard is what it takes, go for it. The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow. The one who won't give in. The one who won't give up

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE:

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)
2. Meet the recruitment bunny!
3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!
4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!
5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!
6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!
7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?
8. WORLD DOMINATION! And the dark side is sooo much better than the good side!
9. You get to wear a white lab coat! (ooh la la)
10. You can access our stock of cool evil gadgets. (aka a blender and toaster.)
11. You get to wear tall black shiny boots and a black shiny belt. (NO SUSPENDERS! WE'RE NOT FIREFIGHTERS OR PEOPLE WHOSE PANTS FALL DOWN!)
12. You get to wear creepy masks.
13. Keyword: Power! You get lots of it.
14. All of the black capes have cool inside pockets to hold my secret bunny collection. Did I just say that out loud?
15. We get a vacation unlike the Jedi's.
16. We can do dangerous things like sky diving or eating chili or sunbathing. (Though it is hard to sunbathe when you are wearing black.)
17. We get to order our minions around.
18. When no one is looking, we have funny faces contests.
19. We love to mix stuff in the blenders and dare each other to drink it.
20. Sometimes, we hijack the TV studios and make our own commercials.
21. HOT BAD GUYS!!!
22. You get to act stupid any time and people are to afraid to laugh at you.
23. We have hot fudge sundaes every Tuesday!
24. Nemesis dark secret revealing meetings for those with annoying brats going for their power.

Girl Comebacks!

Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Guy: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
Girl: It's in the phone book
Guy: But I don't know your name
Girl: That's in the phone book too

Guy: I know how to please a woman
Girl: Then please leave me alone

Guy: I can tell you want me
Girl: Ohhhh, your so right, I want you to leave

Guy: If you were a hamburger at McDonalds you would be McGorgeous
Girl: Would that be under your McLame Burger

Guy: Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven
Girl: Not nearly as bad as when you fell on planet rejection

Guy: Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again
Girl: No, but sure...next time just be sure to keep walking

Man: If we were the last people on Earth, then will you be mine?
Woman: If we were the last people on Earth, you would be dead by now.

Man: Your body is like a temple

Woman: There are no services today

Silence is golden. But duct tape is silver!

When in doubt, push random buttons!

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

Some people are like Slinky's. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run--he hates that.

Best excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

Dear math, I am not a therapist, solve your own problems.

When life gives you lemons, keep them cause hey, free lemons.

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.

I have not yet begun to procrastinate.

Sometimes I wonder "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" then, it hits me.

I don't suffer from insanity . . . I enjoy every minute of it.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps . . . I tend to walk into walls and off the occasional cliff.

There are three kinds of people in the world: those that can count, and those that can't.

The world is full of crazy people. They made me their leader.

You're just jealous because we act retarded in public and people still love us.

Slinky escalator = endless fun

People tell me I'm weird and I say "You just figured that out?"

Best friends are the people that know all about you and still put up with you.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

I dream of a better tomorrow- where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned.

I don't have a short attention span, I just - ooh, a kitty!

I'm not insane . . . I just do whatever the voices tell me to.

I don't obsess; I think intensely.

At my lemonade stand, I use to give the first glass free and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

The statistics of insanity is that one in every four Americans is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If it's not them, it's you.

The buddy system is essential to survival; it gives the enemy something else to shoot at.

If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

Doctors say I have multiple personality disorder. We disagree with that.

I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.

Whoever said words don't hurt never got hit by a dictionary.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.

That, my children, is called a wall. But beware the wall is solid. Yes be afraid! Be very afraid for we cannot walk through it! Believe me children, for I have attempted this many times before.

I do not deny everything.

Always proofread to make you sure you don’t any words out.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then.

When you get caught looking at him, remember he was looking back.

I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened a year ago.

Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls.

Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and heck is afraid I'll take over.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

Who ever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

My imaginary friend thinks you have some serious mental problems.

I'm not lost, I'm exploring.

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(And that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's just a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! You lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds with colds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to what? Outer space?)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(But no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

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You call me crazy like its the ultimate insult but I just stare at you blankly and say "So"

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If you read all of this CONGRATS!!! :P If you didn't, i suggest you do. because it is really funny... trust me.

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