When you're desperate for money, there isn't much you wouldn't do to make a buck. But to work at a place as bad as Freddy Fazbear's Pizza you'd have to be totally crazy- at least that's what one night guard thought, before he realized that the rewards of the job might just be worth it. That is, if he can survive. (OC)

Or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Monster Girls But Not in That Way You Weirdo. Yeah, it's a self insert fic. No, he's not sleeping with the cast. That and the really long title is probably the most accurate summary of this thing that you'll get.

It's one thing to enter the world of heroes and villains, it's another thing entirely to find your way back out again. That's a bitter truth to swallow when you want no part of the life to begin with. A hasty decision from a young man with his back against the wall sends him down a path of which there is no return. OC main character.

When Jaune's forged transcripts were rebuffed, his only option was to return home in disgrace or forge a new life in Vale. Opening a diner was an impetuous decision, being good at it a stroke of luck. Becoming the favourite haunt for students, teachers and criminals alike…? That was neither, but it sure did keep things interesting. Wasn't the civilian life supposed to be easier?

Taylor gains powers in the locker; this much is familiar. But the power she gets, and what she does with it, begins to change things around considerably. Faced with the pressure of the power she has, and official apathy, she must make her own decisions, and take a different route to achieve her goals. There will be trouble.

It's the same place they left, but Dipper and Mabel aren't the same kids who left it. A story of the uneven after: new friends, new family, and the promise of a new tomorrow. (Gradual Dipcifica, Mystery Twins bonding, family ties, weird science, and the Power of Friendship—anthyding can hadplen!) [part two: 'new summer season' in progress]

Sea Kings, sea-sickness, sunburns, a 95% genocidal Navy and more than a million and one other assorted ways to die. It's official: Being inserted into an anime sucks ass... Buuut I guess it could be worse. I mean, look on the bright side: At least I'm sailing with the future king of the pirates. (Self-Insert)

Harry Potter was Sorted into Slytherin after a crappy childhood. His brother Jim is believed to be the BWL. Think you know this story? Think again. Year Three (Harry Potter and the Death Eater Menace) starts on 9/1/16. NO romantic pairings prior to Fourth Year. Basically good Dumbledore and Weasleys. Limited bashing (mainly of James).

The story of an unyielding man thrust into a galaxy of myriad grays—of questioning the past and of walking the same steps, wondering whether any answers beyond death lie at the end of that long, ever-winding road. (Ch36@10.1k words atm)

He had been captured; Alex Mercer knew that much was obvious. But if that was the case, why had his captors just left him there without security? How had he ended up in a bunker buried in some kind of giant desert? Where was everyone? And when the hell did bottlecaps become currency?

Because sometimes a tale is too tall not to tell. Even if no one will ever believe her, this isn't Riskua's first shot at life. It is her first time as the 'big sister' of the nuisance that is Monkey D. Luffy however. Self Insert. (slow burn on the pairing)

An American Firefighter/Paramedic assigned to a private security team, gets caught up in the events leading to the Outbreak in Japan, and runs into a group of high school students and their school nurse along the way.

The first Fate/Stay Night-Campione! crossover. A Heavens Feel Shirou finds that himself and Illya have been pulled into another world by a corrupted Grail. There his actions lead to him becoming the Eighth god killing Devil King. Now he has to deal with becoming someone who rules where he walks, even if he doesn't want to. That and trying to find a way back home.

Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert. No pairings.

He promised to be a Hero capable of saving everyone. But before that he made other promises he can't remember under a different name. How will Shirou react when he finds his lost past? - Shirou/Multi Mature Contents.

Godhood has not simplified the life of Harry Dresden. Between his war with the Titan Chronos, the Feminicidal God Moloch, and a cavalcade of nastyness from before the dawn of time you'd think it couldn't get any worse. Unfortunately for Harry, Mab is more than happy to shake things up. Sequel to "God's Eye."

A different custom. A different language. A different time. A different dimension. Damnit Kakashi, where the hell did your Kamui send me?

One day, a young student of Signal Academy receives a package from home, containing the journal of a long dead relative. But what is Jaune Arc going to do with said journal, and how will it change not only his world, but that of those around him?

All life on Earth had been consumed by Blacklight. With no Biomass to feed on, Blacklight had to evolve, adapt, and grow. Now a collective Council of Aliens discovers the existence of such a life form. How do the aliens see a form of life that is viral, how they deal with it, what are the consequences to the galaxy of such a race existing at all.

To Harry Potter, Fifth Year seemed like the same as any other. Classmates, homework, new dangers, Voldemort risen in the shadows… the usual, even with a Dementor attack kicking things off. But how long can he maintain the illusion that everything is under control? As hope for a normal life slips away through his fingers, will Harry bear the weight of it all... or will it crush him?

Eight years after Berk's heir vanished, the Viking town is slowly crumbling. Dragon attacks are more devastating than ever. To save her village, Astrid must piece together exactly what happened before the dragons wipe them all out for good. Meanwhile, half a world away and eight years wiser, Hiccup decides it might just be time to go home.

In a world where the villains outnumber the heroes, where black and white becomes grey, there is a new force entering the game. A weapon more powerful than anyone can fully understand. And as the old saying goes, what doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. There will be changes in the world, and cities will shake. A Prototype/Worm crossover. Rated M for blood. Up for adoption.

Taylor Hebert has been known by many titles during the course of her young life: Daughter, friend, victim, villain, warlord, hero, monster, savior… But now, awakening in a whole new world after defeating Scion, she will have to bear a new unexpected title: Campione.

In Tristian's Magic Academy, Louise asked the void for the greatest familiar in all the land. In the depths of Waterfall, Undyne wanted to escape the Underground. What happens when these magical worlds collide? Guess this is a case of being careful what you wish for. Set before Undertale Proper. Cover credits to G0966. Rate T for (eventual) graphic fights and (possible) romance.

When the Dursleys go to Japan, Dudley accidentally activates a security in MBI's locals that kill them. Now, what will MBI and Karasuba do with the child they found when they checked the Dursleys' car? Rated M for mention of torture and child abuse, and future language and gore. There will be some Dumbledore, Potters, and some Weasley Alive!Potters [DISCONTINUED]

Danny was forced to run away from his home and loved ones. Now he has started a new life but he never thought he would accidentally become a therapist/advice giver for a group of teenage superheros.

The story brought to you by the depressing realization that any realistic SI involving myself can be summed up as: "He died. Horribly." But... death in the Buffyverse is hardly the end. Sometimes it's just a beginning. A pseudo-SI turned vampire story. Rated M for comedic sociopathy.

Hiccup is lost. Elsa is looking for something. A chance encounter between them has far-reaching consequences.

It has always been said that magic and technology did not mix; too bad no one ever mentioned that little fact to young Harry Potter. Add in one mad genius bent on destroying the lives of ten thousand people by trapping them inside of his online virtual reality game and you have the makings of a very dangerous brew. HP/HG (Chaps 5-8 Edited.)

When I sold my soul to the Devil, I thought I was prepared for anything. I wasn't. I didn't expect him to be a her. Or dressed up as a magical girl carrying a pink wand tipped with a cheerful yellow star. Her being a prankster however didn't come as much of a surprise. You know, the Bible would have been a whole lot more interesting if they included stuff like this. Complete AU

Students are required to write to a pen pal in the spirit of 'International Cooperation.' New friendships and a new romance arise going into the fourth year at Hogwarts.

Harry Dresden gets misplaced after the events of the Darkhallow. Suffice it to say tossed to the edge of the galaxy, he still manages to stir up trouble. After all, the universe exists to trouble Harry Dresden.

When Naruto is thrown into a whole new world that is all but at war with itself, who can he trust? Whose side will he fight on? And just because he's in a new world doesn't mean he isn't the Child of Prophecy.

Last Heirs of noble bloodlines are forced to marry in order to prevent wizards from becoming extinct thanks to a new law passed by the Ministry in order to distract the public from listening to Dumbledore's warnings of Voldemort's return. Rated M, so once again if you are easily offended, just don't read it.

When Jaune woke up back in his house with his sisters and family, all he could do was sigh. Every time he died he was forced to start over again, and this was what... the one thousandth time? More? If it doesn't matter how hard he tries, doesn't matter how much he fights. Then maybe it's time to just kick back and enjoy himself. Fate can find someone else to be its whipping boy.

The experiment continues. What are the side effects of one's pressence if you give it a little time to percolate? Think you can call the shots?

Yang knew better than to look for love in a bar. She was neither foolish nor naive. But when a chance encounter leads to a meeting with a mysterious dancer that has her heart racing, it can be hard to resist. For Jaune, the life he wanted was that of a hero, but such a life required training and the money to pay for it. What is a man to do, but make use of the few talents he has.

A sharp and sudden change that can have devastating effects. When a Harry Potter that didn't follow the path of the Epilogue finds himself suddenly thrown into 1970, he settles into a muggle pub to enjoy a nice drink and figure out what he should do with the situation. Naturally, things don't work out the way he intended.

He didn't know the first thing about teaching, Hell, he didn't even know the first thing about fighting! A shame then, that his forged documents painted the picture of an accomplished and skilled warrior. Now he's trapped teaching students his own age how to be hunters, when he doesn't even know himself!

Fresh from one of the bloodiest conflicts in Tamrielic history, The Dragonborn finds himself in Alagaesia. Tasked by Akatosh to save his children, he must come to terms with the atrocities of his past as he is forced to deal with new dangers and a people he once sought to destroy. Despite the hardships he will stand resolute and wreak havoc on the well laid schemes of Galbatorix.

A weary undead stumbles upon a being that doesn't try to kill her on sight. An exiled crossbreed encounters an undead that smiles and laughs despite her fate. Priscilla and the Chosen Undead slowly form a friendship that will change both them and possibly the future of Lordran itself.

Near the conclusion of the events of Heaven's Feel, the attempted destruction of the Great Holy Grail causes an unforeseen outcome that has led Shirou, Rin, Sakura, Illya and the servant Rider to be transported to a different dimension. How will they fare in a world filled with Grimm, Dust and Hunters?

The second war with Voldemort never really ended, and there were no winners, certainly not Harry Potter who has lost everything. What will Harry do when a ritual from Voldemort sends him to another world? How will he manage in this new world in which he never existed, especially as he sees familiar events unfolding? Harry/Multi eventually.

What do you get when you throw a pre-war guy, named Sanford Tobs, into a suit of X-01 Power Armor, pair him up with a crazy Mr. Gutsy robot that is obsessed with the destruction of Communists, and a French-speaking Deathclaw? Add in a crazed Superintendent from the Enclave, Super Mutants, and you have a scene that's...-WTAPH. AU (Older Work)

Shirou sacrificed himself to take Gilgamesh with him, dropping both of them into the Holy Grail. So he should be dead, right? Then why does he have so many questions? Questions such as why is he still alive? Why is the moon shattered? What is a faunus?

When Harry saved a young electromancer from some bloodthirsty monsters, he never imagined the trouble that would await him. Now between all the faeries, demons, vampires, and rogue sorcerers trying to kill him, he has to deal with mini-skirt wearing soldiers of justice. In the name of magic, Harry Blackstone Copperfield Dresden will punish you!

For the first time in as long as she can remember, Wendy doesn't have to spend the end of December out in the woods doing the usual annual survival training with her family. The twins have invited her down to Piedmont so their friend can finally have the first genuine Christmas of her life. However, it seems that not everyone is happy to have a tomboy over for the holidays.

How will Naruto fare against the modern world? How will he cope against guns and cars and unfamiliar martial arts? Or more importantly, how will he manage to control the 'gifts' of the entire shinobi world?

Tired of living in a world of death Naruto travels to a new place to begin again. How will he handle Magic, Beast's and Fairy's?

An aged, broken Jedi general came to Earth hoping to retire. However, when he went to a park and saw a young boy with unlimited Force potential getting the snot beat out of him, he knew the Force was not through making his life interesting.

Several years in the future, Wendy is invited to join the twins on a grand cross-country trip to investigate reports of paranormal activity across the US. But little does she or Dipper realize is that while they hunt and do battle with all kinds of monsters and oddities, Mabel is secretly working on her boldest plan ever...a plan to make the ultimate match. (Future-Pines)

POLL RESULT; PROFILE Harry thought he would die; had anticipated it, even. So now what will he do in this new world, one without magic? Not to say that there isn't power lurking here... With snakes calling him 'Lord', and everyone else saying 'Abomination', is it any surprise that he's not going to have an easy time settling down? HP AU. Eventual Naruto AU. Slow paced. Dark Themes.

Fed up with life in Nerima, Ranma runs away, only to be followed by Happosai, who has a magic scroll he want to try out. It works but Ranma suddenly finds himself in Westeros replacing the champion chosen by the old gods in a time of great peril for humanity. How will the world change with the Wild Wolf raised in the den of wolves? A lot. Thanks to Naj. P. Jackson for the picture.

Shirou was dying. It was a sad truth, but an immutable one. At least it was until Avalon intervened and gave him a chance to continue chasing his fate. Of course, Shirou accepted. Now he's saving people, but not quite in the way that he expected: by exterminating the creatures of Grimm from Remnant. It will take more than a few miracles to change his fate this time around. Semi-AU.

Igor had asked him to die for the world. She would ask him to die for her. Problem was, he didn't really like dying, not for a second time, at least.

Nadalia, the Child of Dark, escaped the sovereign's invasion of the Brume tower, finding refuge in the dark chasm. It was from there that her spirit wandered somewhere else. A place beyond the scope of light. Beyond the reach of Dark. Finding a very special mortal girl. Seek strength Taylor. The rest... will follow.

Join the JSDF? No problem. Travel to another world and fight dragons? Piece of cake! Defeat bandits and armies of invaders? Of course he would. Try to deal with the rules and bureaucracy of the government while trying to save people? Meh, he'd wing it. Hiatus

My day had started on a down note. First Elaine had been sick, then I found out my mentor wanted to shove me in a straitjacket. It shouldn't have been a surprise when I died. But, nothing could have prepared me for my life being saved by a devil—or becoming one myself. Still, the magical girl was the biggest surprise.

Magic can solve all the Wizarding World's problems. What's that? A prophecy that insists on a person? Things not quite going your way? I know, lets use this here ritual to summon another! It'll be great! - An eighteen year old Harry is called upon to deal with another dimension's irksome Dark Lord issue. This displeases him. EWE - AU HBP

It was all set up, and Jack's arrival was planned down to the smallest detail. Problem is, when Jack's plane went down, someone ELSE came up for air... Read on and find out if the Wrong Guy might end up being the Right Guy after all...

Whether heroic or villainous, the Dragonborn we all play is a guy who steals when he can get away with it, helps out daedric lords of domination just cause, robs the tombs of the honored dead, and then proceeds to play tag with children and help out his local temple of the goddess of love. This is the story of one such insane individual summoned by Louise Valliere. Crack fic.

[PROTOTYPE 2] My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Crossover. Oskar's secret has been revealed to Twilight in totality, Twilight faces betraying her friend or betraying her morals. The events of season 2 are fast approaching and the ripples Oskar has caused through his mere presences alone changes more and more. Can a friendship survive when one of of the friends is a killer?

There's more to love than who you're attracted to. In fact, sometimes, that just gets in the way.

When Lt. Gaz Patterson volunteers for a stasis assignment, she unknowingly saves herself from the Nuclear Armageddon of 2077. After being frozen in time for 200 years, a mysterious Courier accidentally wakes her up. If she wants to make a place for herself in the desolate Mojave Wasteland, then she must learn to trust her new teacher and friend. Revolves around Honest Hearts addon

You know those times where you look at a game and say to yourself "If it was me in there, I would do it better"? Don't do that, that is what we call 'tempting Fate', and it will never end well.

Unable to move onto the next life, Uzumaki Naruto travels the world. He comes back to Japan, the place where Konoha once stood, and soon finds himself sucked into a game of battling busty women. It all started when a girl fell on top of him. Literally.

When the Mane Six are turned into humans and transported to Skyrim, the Dragonborn must help them find their way home. Along the way they make new allies and meet old enemies. But when a force that even the Divines are afraid to face comes back, it might not only be too late for the Dragonborn save the girls, but himself as well. OCXFluttershy.

The Mercer siblings inexplicably find themselves within the magical land of Equestria. One of them is enthralled by the wondrous nature of the world around them. The other is holding back both sensitive information and a murderous blood lust, and is also not technically the other's sibling.

It wasn't until she had spilled the blood did Liara T'Soni realize what she had unleashed upon the galaxy. For better or for worse, Zeus had returned./ Some chapters may be later rated M for gore.

For Taylor Hebert, death was just the beginning. Reincarnated into an alternate earth version of herself she awakens to find herself trapped in a very familiar locker. Now armed with knowledge of her previous life and the ability to not just control bugs but also manipulate their biology, Taylor sets off to do what she always wanted to: be a superhero. Spoilers abound; sorry.

Deciding it would be better than fighting the monstrous nightmare, Hiccup flees Berk, heading south towards a more peaceful land, and a more peaceful life in the kingdom of Arendelle. Starts out 2 years before Elsa's parents deaths and will rapidly progress to after the story of Frozen, putting Hiccup at his age of 20 in HTTYD2 and Elsa at age 21. Eventual Hiccelsa. T for now.

An immortal Danny Phantom has nothing left to live for in a world that just doesn't need him anymore. Luckily Clockwork knows of a world that could use a hero like him. Danny-Harry reincarnation fic! CHAPTER 14 POSTED AT LAST!

Harry Potter loves, and is loved by, his parents, his godfather, and his brother. He isn’t mistreated, abused, or neglected. So why is he a Dark Wizard? NonBWL!Harry. Not your typical Harry’s brother is the Boy Who Lived story.

A young Harry Potter gets his hands on a certain summoning ritual, and carries it out on the spur of the moment! Archer-Harry team. Independent, smart Harry.

Who can walk away from a title like 'The Master of Death?

And there he stood, the newcomer, in silent rage and glory. He stood atop the bones of the Dovah, a blade in his mouth and breathing heavily as magic crackled around him. The dust cleared slowly, his head slowly raising from the corpse he stood upon, a fire raging behind his hard eyes. "Who are you" Celestia demanded, Twilight trembling beside her. "Me? I'm the dragon slayer."

Valka was not the only one taken that fateful night. She refused to let go of the tiny bundle in her arms. Her only child, her son Hiccup.

Harry Dresden had thought he'd seen it all. So had the voice inside his head for that matter. But when one of his all too typical wild weekends ends up with him stranded far outside the Outer Gates, beyond the stretch of even creation itself, he finds out that there are other things out there, laying in wait. Still doesn't make it any easier to make rent on time though...

Political marriages are nothing new. Times are hard even in the harsh Northlands, with dragons and marauders in abundance and allies few and far between. But when Hiccup and Merida are forced together to forge an alliance between Berk and the Highlands, will the result be heartbreak or will unexpected feelings defeat an ancient evil that threatens to turn the world to ash?

Hiccup didn't see the point in stopping Astrid as she ran off towards his village—towards his father—with his most desperately protected secret. He was leaving anyway. A coming-of-age tale. Deviates from movie. Borderline bromantic-comedy.

Not all of Alex Mercer's "Evolved" were loyal psychopaths. Some were simply desperate people who Alex thought he could easilly control once he infected them with the "Mercer Virus". Now one of these Evolved, one obsessed with security, finds himself in Equestria. Can this Viral being find peace when his own nature will not allow him to?

My take on Infinite. Booker is an 18-year-old in the year 2013 who finds himself trapped on Columbia. The only way for him to get back home is to help a girl he's never met, while fighting not only the insane residents of the floating city, but his own personal demons as well. Rated M for Language, Violence and Innuendos. Sequel is up!

Near the end of his life, Ezio Auditore, once Mentor of the Assassins, decides to serve his order with his dying breath by retrieving an ancient artefact. To his surprise, it whisks him away to a strange country of magic, where old eagles fly again...

Seek Guidance; Hurl Lightning Spear. Everything starts to make sense. Praise the motherf &*ing sun.

Honestly, Shirou was beginning to think that he should be used to this; being unwittingly selected to take part in brutal tournament that he had no idea existed until he found himself in the middle of it. Then again, second times the charm, right?

In 2552, a UNSC frigate drops out of Slipspace near Earth to find it has been ravaged by nuclear war and is attacked by a UFO in orbit over the planet. In need of parts and answers, they send a Spartan supersoldier to the Pentagon to find them.

For a brief amount of time, the hermit remembered, and he felt he had to do something... and perhaps he did. But then he forgot, and just returned to his questions.

What if something made Naruto the dead-last that everyone sees him as? What if he really wasn't as weak as he seemed? The true Naruto, unleashed upon the shinobi world! AU Story starts at Invasion of Konoha arc and continues onwards.

Takashi stood on a hill, his dead lover at his feet, her sword in his hand. He was awaiting the nuclear fire that would end it all. As it washes across him, he blanks out...but why is there a alarm clock buzzing in his head? A story for a challenge sent to me by VA842867. AU, all characters plus a few extras. Updated for content, spelling and word usage 1/3/14.

When the Lone Wanderer walked out of the Vault, he had no idea of the destiny before him. In a world ravaged by war and fire, Gabriel Matthews finds love, hardship, and discovers his gift of greatness. A Fallout 3 Epic. Male Lone Wanderer/Sarah Lyons. Image by Darcad (Deviantart) and used with permission.

NaruInuyasha Xover: Naruto has lost everything in the final battle. He is asked to aid a group in their journey. But will his own grief and pain get in the way? Or will this new group heal his broken soul.I don't own Naruto or Inuyasha

A Hitchups continuum: Hiccup made a choice, and that choice opened an entire universe of experiences. A series of one-shots tell the story before, during, and after the epic prologue Hitchups. The journey to Ragnarök is a long one. *categories may change*

Before leading the Viking warriors on a blind mission to Helheim's Gate, Stoick takes desperate measures to secure his son's future. Forcing Hiccup into marriage might be just the thing. Cover image courtesy of IvanGriscenko on deviantart.

A story of love and loss, friendship and romance, and a sword. Sometimes happy endings just take a little time to happen.

Set after Modus Operandi. An act of terrorism sends the Lone Wanderer into a brutal quest for retribution, and Sarah Lyons to the one place on earth where even the Lone Wanderer fears to tread.

Danny gets an acceptance notification from a school that he never applied to. I know what you're thinking…green ink, owls, and a castle, right? Sorry, not this time. An attempt at originality towards a worn concept. Rewrite coming soon.

When Louise Valliere performed her summons for her familiar, she certainly didn't expect for it to be a human! Strangely enough, the boy she summoned, Shirou Emiya, didn't expect to get summoned so soon. He hadn't even died yet!

Harry takes a moment to help another Champion during the Second Task, and the unexpected aftermath forever changes his life.

At Camp Wannaweep, their was more horrors than bugs, poison ivy, Gill, or even monkeys. There one who travels on four legs. There was Yee Naaldlooshi. There was the Skinwalker. And now it's awake. And man is it pissed off.

When a Romero-style zombie outbreak hits, three supervillains, led by a long time loser, find themselves doing whatever it takes to save themselves, and eventually, the rest of humanity.

COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.

By the age of seven, Harry Potter hated his home, his relatives and his life. However, an ancient demonic artefact has granted him the powers of a Fallen and now he will let nothing stop him in his quest for power. AU: Slight Xover with Dresden Files