OK SO I HAD TO SHUT DOWN MY OTHER ACCOUNT BECAUSE OF PERSONAL REASONS! I AM LIVING WITH MULTIPLE SCLERIOSIS ON MY BRAIN. ITS A DIEASE THAT AFFECTS MY MEMORY AND SOMETIMES MY BALANCE I CANNOT HAVE CHILDERN ONLY DO TO THE FACT THAT I AM SCARED OF PASSING ON MY M.S. ON TO THEM. I AM A TOTAL TEAM EMMETT FAN AT FIRST I WAS TOTALLY TEAM ALICE THEN I WENT TO TEAM JASPER THEN TO TEAM JACOB NOW I AM TEAM EMMETT! CARLILSE IS ONE FINE ASS DOCTOR AND CAN EXAMINE ME ANYDAY HE WANTS!OF COURSE HE NEEDS TO GET RID OF ESME BUT, U KNOW THATS JUST MY P.O.V. AM TOTALLY FOR BELLA AND EMMETT TO GET TOGETHER! NEVER HAVE BEEN A BIG FAN OF EDWARD I ALWAYS THOUGHT HE WAS TO GAY! BUT THATS JUST MY FEELINGS ON HIM IN TWILIGHT!AND I ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT ROSE AND EDWARD BELONGED TOGETHER BECAUSE HE WAS SUCH A STICK IN THE MUD AND SHE WAS SUCH A BITCH! AND I ALWAYS FELT THAT ALICE WAS WAS LESIBAN!OH AND MY NAME IS MICHELLE AND I CAN BE A TOTAL SWEETHEART OR A TOTAL BITCH MOST OF THE TIME ITS UP TO U. IF U DONT LIKE ME GUESS WHAT I DONT CARE!

24 Things I owe to my Mother

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you two are going to kill each other, at least do it outside. I just finished cleaning!"

2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week."

3. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you aren't coming to the store with me!"

5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident.

6. My mother taught IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

7. My mother taught me about THE SCIENCE OF OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper!"

8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at the dirt on the back of your neck!"

9. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

10. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"Your room looks like a tornado went through there!"

11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I've told you once, I've told you a million times, don't exaggerate!"

12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out of it too!"

13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

14. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children around the world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!"

15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home!"

16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You're going to get it when we get home!"

17. My mother taught me about MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they're going to freeze that way!"

18. My mother taught me about ESP.
"Put your sweater on! Don't you think I know when you're cold?"

19. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When the lawnmower cuts off you toes, don't come crying to me!"

20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

21. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

22. My mother taught me about MY ROOTS.
"Shut that door! Do you think you were raised in a barn?"

23. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you're my age, you'll understand."

24. My mother taught me JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

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You Say Pink
I Say Black
You Say Paris Hilton
I Say Amy Lee
You Say Zac Efron
I Say Gerard Way
You Say Pop
I Say Rock
You Say I'm Weird
I Say I'm Different

Emmett Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843

Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901

Rosalie Hale: Prettier Than You since 1916

Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You since 1901

Bella Swan: Clumsier Than You since 1987

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

Twilight Oath

I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlies sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
When ever I am in the emergency room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rose
Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful bronze hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my stomach isn't curled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know

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