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For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. (except I'm not crazy, I'm INSANE!)

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

Don't ever ask a fangirl who is the hottest. She'll tear her hair out and die.i almost did. if you agree this will happen copy and paste this to your profile!

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have ever slapped yourself in the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason, put this on your profile.

If you have ever wished you could materialize a hammer/frying pan/giant fan out of thin air to beat someone with, put this into your profile.

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have siblings that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile.

If you think that you have psychic powers but are just not activated yet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you tried to do something psychically, but nothing happened, copy and paste this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If any of your friends have called you insane, put this in your profile.

If you are on the computer for over 20 hours a week, put this in your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa, put this in your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, put this in your profile.

If you talk to yourself, put this in your profile.

If you have ever heard a voice in your head that belongs to someone of the opposite gender, put this in your profile.

If you have ever seriously contemplated what it would be like if you were a member of the opposite gender, put this in your profile.

If you have ever seriously contemplated what it would be like if someone you know took over the world, put this in your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you forgot your phone number when someone asks for it copy this into your profile.

If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought imposible to choke on), copy this in your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "cheese", "fudge", or "pie", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world & like it that way, copy & paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're lazy and proud of it, put this into your profile.

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The Beginnings of a Future Pirate King by xXDia-RoseXx reviews
What would happen if Luffy was never given to Garp but to Whitebeard to raise Instead? Follow Luffy as he grows up with a famous crew causing trouble, happiness, laughter and belonging in a great family all while still aiming to becoming the King of the pirates.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 63 - Words: 170,307 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 2,062 - Follows: 1,158 - Updated: 5/15/2015 - Published: 10/25/2014 - Luffy, Marco, Whitebeard, Thatch - Complete
Childish memories by thequietCanadian reviews
luffy finds out that ace is really alive and is over joyed. luffy then begs ace to stay a while and ace has no reason to say no they wind up on a mysterious island and ace and luffy are turned into kids the crew then needs to figure out a way to turn them back.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,254 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 4/27/2014 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Luffy, Ace - Complete
In The Cards by sirbartonslady reviews
Lavi decides to test out his luck with Allen, by challenging him to a game of cards... with results that are both predictable and unpredictable. MATURE. Warnings: Dark!Allen, gambling, cheating at cards, and some gay sex.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,338 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Allen Walker, Lavi - Complete
Laven for me and you by Brometheus reviews
one shots full of yaoi smut between allen and lavi. err... i really dont know how to explain it in any other way that that... because thats really all it is... there isnt enough good laven smut out there... so... enjoy! Chapter two: Drunken Stupor
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,676 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Allen Walker, Lavi
Foster Hell by Brometheus reviews
YAOI AU; Allen is put into Foster care after his fathers death. he doesn't want to be there and shuts everyone out where it counts. His 'Foster brother' understands better than anyone what Allen is going through, but the stubborn Brit wont open up easily.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,117 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Allen Walker, Lavi - Complete
Lost Clown by Brometheus reviews
NO ONE READ THIS! it sucks and i want to re-write it! DX this is what i get for doing most of my writing at 3 in the morning when im half awake and everything i say sounds good!
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,639 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Allen Walker, Lavi - Complete
Don't Tell Ace by YukiSkye reviews
After Luffy stabs himself and turns into a rubberman, Shanks attempts to stop the fury that is Ace to rain upon him. Unfortunately...
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 44 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Luffy, Shanks - Complete
Raining by Dgm-yoai-lover reviews
Allen felt strange as he sat on the playground, fondling the knife in his hand that would soon end his life. He just wished things could have been different. allenxlavi laven suicide rape EXTREMELY SAD PEOPLE! M FOR A REASON!
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,758 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/5/2008 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Allen Walker, Lavi - Complete
Pirate Training by Colhan3000 reviews
After Shanks told Luffy to pratice his pirating skills Luffy has been driving his brother Ace up the wall. But then Ace gets a good laugh when Shanks idea goes wrong.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Luffy, Pell - Complete
The Fox, The Bird, And The Frog by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
Fou smirked. Well, think about it- your goal is not to get killed by Cross, right? Then who better to ask for help from than the person who no doubt knows him best? Cross/Komui/Bak, Lavi/Allen, and shameless Link abuse.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,810 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Bak C., Allen Walker - Complete
Chocolate Pudding by Summer Memory reviews
Sanji always thought that Luffy was too skinny,despite that he possesed inhuman appetite.So he decided that his captain had to gain more weight. Nakamaship.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 38 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Sanji, Luffy - Complete
Of Blind Dates and Farewell Kisses by Minosuke Ichigo reviews
Bak is depressed after his finds out Rinali is dating Kanda. Fou, tired of seeing Bak sulk, has Rabi help her set him up on a blind date...with Allen. BakAllen fluff
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,546 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Bak C., Allen Walker - Complete
Rain & Destruction reviews
A short story about Rain and a destructive robot, that Allen and Lavi have to fight. Rated T because of Kandas way of talking. Friendship between Allen and Lavi, no shounen-ai or yaoi. I'm no good at summarys but please read and review.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,567 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Allen Walker, Lavi - Complete
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