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Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without mistake. The average person can't.
this is this cat
this is is cat
this is how cat
this is to cat
this is keep cat
this is a cat
this is retard cat
this is busy cat
this is for cat
this is forty cat
this is seconds cat
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on.

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and notices that he is the only black man there. As he sits down, he notices a white man behind him.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up

He then said:
"Listen sir...
when I was born I was BLACK,
When I grew up I was BLACK,
When I'm sick I'm BLACK,
When I go in the sun I'm BLACK,
When I'm cold I'm BLACK,
When I die I'll be BLACK.

But you sir,
When you're born you're PINK,
When you grow up you're WHITE,
When you're sick, you're GREEN,
When you go in the sun you turn RED,
When you're cold you turn BLUE,
And when you die you turn PURPLE.

And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

Friends: Lend you an umbrella.

Best Friends: Takes yours and runs away screaming, "EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF!!!!"

Friends: Never ask for anything to eat or drink

Best Friends: Are the reason your 'fridge is empty.

Friends: Would bail you out of jail.

Best Friends: Would be sitting there next to you saying, "THAT WAS SO FREAKIN' AWESOME!!!!"

Friends: Would help you up after you tripped.

Best Friends: Would help you up after you tripped, but only after their done laughing... yeah... don't count on getting helped up...

Friends: Borrows your stuff for a few days, then returns it.

Best Friends: Borrows you stuff, loses it, and tells you, "my bad... here's a tissue."

Friends: Know only your favorite things.

Best Friends: Could write an embarrassing autobiography on your life story.

FRIENDS: Will teach me how to drive
BEST FRIENDS: Will help me push the car in the lake so I can collect insurance.

FRIENDS: Will go to the concert with me
BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with me.

FRIENDS: Will hide me from the cops
BEST FRIENDS: Are the reason there after me.

FRIENDS: Will let me make a fool of myself in public
BEST FRIENDS: Are making a fool of themselves next to me.

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast PJO FANS: will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG! PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings PJO FANS: won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you! PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think PJO fans are stupid PJO FANS: know that normal people are just jealous

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!!! PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunder storms PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation PJO FANS: would try to find Camp Half-Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE: don't have this on their profile! PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

War does not determine who is right - only who is left.

2 most favourite authors

Anaklusmos14 ( seriously who doesnt know him or her)

Svren

I for one think this is silly but I am a huge PJ fan...

PERCY JACKSON PLEDGE:

I promise to remember Percy

whenever I'm at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth

whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature

for Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke

when my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron

whenever I see a sign that says "free pony ride"

I promise to remember Tyson

whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia

whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse

whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca

whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico

whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others

I promise to remember Zoe

whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel

whenever a limo passes my car.

Yes, I promise to remember PJO

wherever I may go

So all may see my obsession

because I know what the Olympians know! Now swear it on the River Styx!! *thunder*