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About Us

We are two geektastic trekkies.

The first, and most important thing that anyone (you, if you are taking the time to read this) needs to know about us is that we like kock. Like. It is almost a problem how addicted we are to it.

Fortunately there is a drug to suite our needs. We call it 'fandom'. That means anything and everything vaguely trekkie-ish. And with the crew of the enterprise. Kirk, Spock, McCoy, Checkov, Sulu, Uhura and Scotty (Pike and the Beagle get honorary mentions... and Spock!Prime has a very special place in our katra).

Unfortunately, even in the amazingness of The Original Series, there are things that hit our *squick* button. First, and foremost is Mister Rapist, I mean Saavik (post Wrath of Khan, because quite frankly she was a badass then). She is a creepy ass pedophile who totally pon-farr raped Spock. Which is not acceptable. Ever. Only Jim can do that. Secondly T'Pring. Who is a bitch. And totally tried to get Spock to kill Kirk. Which is unacceptable, no matter how sexy it might be. The only possible scenario where the total and complete destruction of the planet Vulcan can be considered even vaguely positive is if T'Bitch was blown to smithereens along with it. Thirdly is Chapel. Who, for the most part, is fine, as long as she isn't shoving her googly eyes at Spock, or otherwise violating his personal space.

Although we occasionally dabble in other pairings and fandoms, Kirk/Spock is basically the only way we roll when it comes to either of those characters. Kirk is admittedly a bit of a man-whore, Spock and Uhura in NuTrek was surprisingly interesting, but despite these minor glitches in road to happiness, they are and always shall be friends (aka T'hy'la). Kirk/Bones... Bork. Its literally the sound you make when you throw up. And with good reason. The only kind of romance between these two better have a big fat 'B' before it. Otherwise it is terrifying. And like... ew.

In conclusion. Our boys are off limits to everyone but each other.

Our Stories

Team Awesome (WIP)

A series of drabbles. Basically a free-for-all star trek style. It is unlikely that there will be any continuity between drabbles. Because... Damnit, Jim! the whole team is full of love and deserves it. So we write in homage. With whatever random plot bunnies we can corral into a feasible drabble.

Starmlet (WIP)

Hamlet. Star Trek Style.

Hamlet = Kirk

Horatio x2 = Spock (for the homoerotic side) and Bones (for the bromance side)

Claudius = Kodos

Polonius = Saavik

Gertude = Winona

Ophelia = Uhura

To discover the rest of the cast you will have to read Starmlet.

Damnit, Jim (WIP)

More drabbles. Each chapter being a time Bones said "Damnit, Jim, I'm a doctor not a _!" or just a simple "Damnit, Jim!" Most of them being times when McCoy is invariably scarred. Mentally and forever. Because life is funner that way.

Thanks for reading our profile!

And our name is the closest translation of 'awesome' we could get in Vulcan.