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Joined 12-14-08, id: 1770425, Profile Updated: 03-21-10
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight, and Inheritance Cycle.

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(='.'=) This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination.
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um lets see my names mikayla, nicknames kayla, kay, or mickey

hair color blonde

my eyes are a blueish grayish greenish color

my favorite books are the vampire diaries series, eragon series, mortal instorments, kisses series, the vampire chronicles (anne rice),

oh and also my faverite characters are DAMON! (vampire diaries) murtagh (eragon tilogy thingy) jagger (vampire kisses) la stat (the vampire chronicles)

my favorite movies are interview with a vampire, eragon, pirates of the caribean, the haunted hour , the covenant, charlies angels, lord of the rings, x-men

my favorite music is my chemical romance, hollywood undead, linkin park, simple plan,panic at the disco, tokio hotel, red jump suit aperatuse, kerli, paramore, 3 days grace, avril lavigne, also the song wiskey lullaby but i don't know who wrote that so ya, and thats pretty much it

my favorite things to do write, read, listen to music, hang with bffs, an rideing horses, painting, drawing

my favorite quotes a demond is just an angel with a bad attitude, all is fair in love and war

birthdays in september (libra)

how i describe me slight anger issues at times ,goth, hyper, can be irritated easily

favorate manga vampire knight, vampire kisses, and fruits basket

and now...

some copy an paste stuff that i found around thats coolzes (yes i just said, or wrote coolzes, and no i highly doubt its actualy a word)

If you think Murtagh is God's gift to women then copy this onto your profile!

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile.

If you have spent hours wishing Murtagh was not a fictional character, copy this to your profile.

92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercromie and Finch told it "uncool to breath". Copy this onto your profile if you would be in the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off at the others.

If you enjoy speaking in wordy sentences like the one above, then copy this onto your profile!

If you believe ice cream was the best food ever invented, copy this onto your profile.

If you are paranoid about tiny details (like me!) copy this onto your profile.

Copy this onto your profile if you spend WAY too much time either reading fantasy or fanfictions.

If you think abortion is the same thing as murder, copy this onto your profile.

If you hate violence in the world and want peace, copy this onto your profile.

If you're such a loser that you actually read these copy into your profile things, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz,sk8rchickmax, Sammi, Nukagirl, Wolfy the Ironic Ninja, F. D. Tamms CrazyGirl99, Scarlet Masquerade, theatrical-expressions, JoeMerl, fantasyrocks, every.rose,has.its.thorns.09

If Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

I am a psyco, and proud of it! If you are a psyco and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

This is mean, but hilarious:

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together (this ones my favorite ;D )

Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts:

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropiate date to the Yule Ball

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insureance pollicy on Harry Potter

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"

8) I am not allowde to start a betting pool on this years Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus's "time of the month"

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand

11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work"

14) I will not you my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it

16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room togther and bet on which House will come out alive

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Kinghts of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast

18) I am not allowed to declare an offical "Hug A Slytherin Day"

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways

20) It is not nessisary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor

21) I will not use the phrase, "Get a Life" when talking to Voldemort

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full"

25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell

26) It is not nessicary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways, not even on Halloween

28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their colors indicate that they're "covered in bee's"

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge

30) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core"

31) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm, not even if they are in Slytherin

32) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers

33) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the poition is acceptable as Body Lotion

34) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends"

35) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts

36) I do not have an Edward Cullen Patronous

37) I will not lick Trevor

38) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey"

39) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween

40) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously

41) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions

42) I am not the King of the Potato Poeple and I do not have a flying carpet

43) "To conqur the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice

44) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God

DON'T READ THIS NEXT PART I ONLY HAVE IT CAUSE IM PARANOID!!

I don't really believe this but it's weird:This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

told ya not to read it...

Runaway

renesmee

-16

-19

-ren's bike

Life in My Shoes

Larisa

- Selene

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Time Dragon by OlGaME reviews
Evelyn winston-king, daughter of an archaeologist, finds a green rock. Somehow she is transported through time and space to help fight a war, but she soon finds it is not that simple, and in fact there are greater forces at work. OC/Murtagh
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 67,656 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Eragon S., Murtagh
The Healer by EllaRose00 reviews
The Cullen clan is back at high school but now with Jacob and Nessie. New friends and new problems for Nessie. Going to high school with your parents and trying to figure out your relationship with your best friend.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 78,327 - Reviews: 3132 - Favs: 1,944 - Follows: 999 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
My Life Would Suck Without You by my.name.is.mary reviews
It was a sunny September morning when I first saw her. She was the most beautiful girl I had ever seen. Her bright red hair caught my eye, but when her hazel eyes suddenly found mine, I knew, I was in love................................... SM/RW
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 97,280 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Nessie Runaway by mordsithdee reviews
Nessie is fed up with being told what to do, and she runs off to discover for herself what she has been missing. My second story. Review please.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,984 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
The Return by letsgoandgeronimo reviews
A New Hero and Growing up Sequel. The Pevensie's along with Cassie and Kaylee return to Narnia to help out the Narnians. Problems arise when they meet Prince Caspian, a handsome Telemarine prince. Sorry for the lame title. PeterOC EdmundOC SusanCaspian.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,110 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Peter Pevensie, Edmund Pevensie
Discovering Hogwarts by WishingHeart reviews
Alice Cullen is a new student attending Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry for the seventh and final year. However, Head Boy Jasper Hale is forced to be her guide, and neither of them are happy with that little arrangement - are they?
Crossover - Twilight & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,239 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Alice, Jasper
When You Believe by Adoration of an Enigma reviews
When Zoey is forced to give up the only child she may ever have, she is broken beyond repair with no one knowing why. 16 years later someone arrives that will change the House of Night for quit some time.
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,546 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Zoey R., J. Stark
Love Bites by Allessondra Octavia reviews
Just a little something I came up with one day, takes place near the end of book 3 during the Graveyard Gala. Please Read and Review! NO FLAMES PLEASE! AlexanderxRaven, future JaggerxRaven and AlexanderxLuna.
Vampire Kisses - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,534 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 8/18/2009
Fallen Angel by Angels In The Dark reviews
Draco and Astoria are finally together, but will something pull them apart? I stink at summaries. Please read and review! One-shot for now, but a couple nice reviews could change that... :D
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Astoria G., Draco M. - Complete
Wasteland by Pixie-Alice-Cullen reviews
She was gone. Three simple words, and yet in an instant, they managed to cause my whole world to come crashing down." - During the battle with the newborns, Alice disappears. Jasper's POV, mostly. Chapter 13 coming soon! (March 8th 2014)
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,356 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Alice, Jasper
The Brother I Never Knew by fusedtwilight reviews
Jamie is Sams half-brother. He comes to live with sam and Emily when his mother leaves. What dark secret does he hold and how will he effect the pack and more importantly Leah.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 116,103 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 10/19/2009 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Sam, Leah - Complete
Kindred Souls by Ereana reviews
Leah:The female wolf, she is broken and betrayed by the two closest to her. Marcus:A vampire without emotions since his mate died centuries ago When these two broken souls meet will the damage be healed or will they remain shattered forever. MarcusXLeah
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 43,293 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Leah, Marcus
I Love You, I Loved You All Along by Devin Knight reviews
SEQUEL TO YOU DRIVE HEAD FIRST FEARLESS! Three years later and Lilli is back home in the middle of the war. She has changed alot and gets the shock of her life when she finds out she has to marry Reid Garwin.Will they work things out and finally be? R&R
Covenant - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,109 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Reid G. - Complete
The Second Secret by Emily753 reviews
Bella is a witch and she can't use her powers on Edward and he can't hear her thoughts. Bellas ex comes to town, having been changed into a vampire, wanting her back. When Bella refuses, he threatens her life. Edward has to fight hard to protect his love!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,384 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
Once Upon A Universe by FallingInLoveAllOverAgain reviews
Murtagh saves a girl from drowning. He is determined to make her his, but her past is the one thing stopping them. The story is MurtaghOC, and it isn't like other stories out there. R&R please. Also, this takes place after the war.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,016 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Murtagh
Vampire Kisses: Dark White Knight II by emodinosaurX3 reviews
Emily and Jagger are back! Emily's coping with the fact that Jagger's a vampire, and especially with how Jagger is so longing to bite her, since he's finally found the girl he's willing to spend eternity with. Will she give in? Sequel to VK: DWK.
Vampire Kisses - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 48,722 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Jagger M. - Complete
Vampire Love by The Purple Dragon 1012 reviews
Andy, an old friend of Alexander and Jagger, comes to town, but she isn't alone. another vampire who wants her is not too far behind. Alexander, Raven, and Jagger have to save her before her eighteenth birthday. Jagger/OC and Alexander/Raven
Vampire Kisses - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,988 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008
I'm Not Me by insanleycrazy reviews
Do we really know Courtney?
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,878 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Courtney
Revenge by xx-reinventlove-xx reviews
This is about Jacob and Nessie, and the cullens and the pack--what happens when one of Victorias friends comes back for revenge?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,011 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
Royal Findings II by Mandagal12 reviews
Sequel. Just when Kay's adjusted to modern life again, she's thrown back into Narnia to help Prince Caspian. Life, no matter in what world, is unpredictable. Especially when you've got friends like hers. peterXoc
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 55 - Words: 179,775 - Reviews: 935 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Caspian X, Peter Pevensie - Complete
The New Daughter of Eve by Haley Cullen reviews
Based off of the movie, a romance story about Peter and an OC character. Just snippets from the movie and a storyline, might be continued. Very exciting! I swear it's good, give it a try! Lemons!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,709 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Peter Pevensie - Complete
Out Of Control by Bible Chick reviews
I hate Paul. I mean, he knocked out my best friend. So why does he keep giving me those really intense looks? PaulxOC."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,251 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Paul
What Part Of Soulmate Don't You Get? by Norri reviews
What if Claire was taken away upon the news of imprinting? The magic between the werewolf and the imprintee went so much further than the surfaces… She is, by all means, quite insane...
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,873 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Claire, Quil Jr.
Guardian Jumper by xqulth reviews
Final Chapter up. A young jumper girl is searching for answers to her forgotten past with the help the only person she remembers, Griffin. Beware: David Bashing! Rated T. just in case
Jumper - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,930 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Griffin - Complete
You never know what you'll find by Rivan Warrioress reviews
Robin and his troupe of outlaws intercept a prisoner transfer unit going through the forest, and Robin is amazed that he knows the prisoner, and he accepts her into the gang. WillxOC RobinxMarion
Robin Hood BBC - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 53,387 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Will S., Robin Hood
Growing Up by letsgoandgeronimo reviews
A new Duaghter of Eve takes a tumble into Narnia during the Golden Age. She meets all the royals and falls hard for the Just King. Peter isn't willing to let his baby brother grow up and with an impending attack on Narnia, this makes it all the worse. R&R
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,902 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Edmund Pevensie - Complete
Lies, Rags, and Riches by EsperLady reviews
He was getting “old” and needed someone to take his place when he retires. Not me. No, a man. One to be my… Spira’s King. Cid wants me to get married. / AU. GippalxRikku Read&Review, pleaseee. Rated to be safe, 'kay? / HIATUS!
Final Fantasy X-2 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,970 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Gippal, Rikku
Vampire Kisses: Dark White Knight by emodinosaurX3 reviews
Emily Payne, your average goth girl, is going to live with her dad. However, she comes upon an awesome goth kid: one with white hair and green and blue eyes. Will Jagger Maxwell ever reveal his secret and turn Emily and be with her for all eternity?
Vampire Kisses - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 46,166 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Jagger M. - Complete
Mike gets BURNED by edwardenthusiest reviews
In this story Mike works at McDonalds and Renesmee goes to get a sundae there. All resulting in Jessica beating the crap out of him. Short funny read. Finally Mike gets what's coming to him.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Bella, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
How We Got Here by monkeyface52 reviews
50 One-shots centered around George and Angelina with a nice smattering of Fred. For the 50 Art Of Words Challenge. My first HP fic, so please R&R. DH Spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 11,959 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Angelina J., George W.
Jasper and Alice by JasperxAlice reviews
Jasper leave Alice because of Bella but he said its because he doesn't love Alice anymore. 10 years later Jasper comes back but he has a girlfriend, read and find out
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Instinct by Ein Kampf kann eine Lebenszeit reviews
This time my red eyes were searching for his golden ones." Alice/Jasper fluff. Please R&R.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
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life in my shoes
Larisa's life is a roller coaster ride of unexpected twists and turns. r and r murtagh/oc arya/eragon
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Murtagh, Eragon S.
Runaway reviews
Renesmee runs away from home when jake tells her about werewolves. Now years later she faces hard choices and finds herself missing her old life. jakexnessie first reviewer gets a suprise in a future chapter!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob