Just call me Rift...or Thirteen...or whatever you like. Just don't ever call me 'Rifty' or I will send my ninja-gnus after you. Yes, that's right. Ninja. Gnus.

I like pretty much any and every videogame I can get my hands on. I don't really pick favorites.

I also like reading. A lot. So much that once a week I pretty much clear out the library. I would buy books, but I have no money...well, I have Monopoly money but I haven't found a bookstore that accepts that kind of currency yet.

And I sometimes say random things, like "Hojeez, mine frying pan 'sploded." Yes, I know that isn't proper grammar and that frying pans don't usually explode.

I can wield a spatula with deadly accuracy. It is my weapon of choice. I cannot, however, use it to cook. I've tried a few times and it's always ended in disaster.

Hrm...

I like to write, it just takes me a while sometimes because my train of thought often derails. Once I had two trains of thought and they crashed. No one was injured but I had quite the headache.

I can't think of anything else to put in here right now.