For anyone who has read "Green Eyed Monster" and LIKED it:

You are a bunch of sicko perverts.

gets hit with the hypocricy brick

BUT ITS TRUE! I have gotten so many reviews and PMs saying that you twisted fuckers want me to continue it! ALRIGHT! I'LL DO IT! But I must warn ye, oh naive readers and reviewers, that IT. WILL. NOT. MAKE. ONE. LICK. OF. SENSE!

Continue as you were, civilians.

Okay, I feel the love!

Litterally.

I have noticed that one of my big hits is the new "Harem Mechs" story. I've gotten so many reviews and I'm surprised that everyone seems to like this story so much. I have gotten two requests for a Bumblebee and a Starscream encounter. So far I have the cassette twins, Rumble and Frenzy, Perceptor and Red Alert. I will be forming an actual plot soon, but it will need a few more mechs. I have a poll for mechs you want to see in the harem, but please, do not feel shy about PM-ing me with ideas and requests for mechs.

Pairings:

Hound/Starscream

Skywarp/Soundwave

Scorponok(I spelled it right!)/Optimus Prime

Megatron/Ravage (strange I know)

Wheeljack/Blurr

Wheeljack/Sunstreaker

Shockwave/Bumblebee (From the TFA, but it could be with G1 too, I guess)

Red Alert/ANYONE! (I love Red Alert)

Perceptor/Starscream (I highly reccomend reading some of this pairing, especially Until The Dream Ends and Salvation, found right on this website!)

Tracks/Swoop

Fandoms I like(yet know little to nothing about):

Transformers (G1 and Armada are good, movie-verse is okay)

CATS (I am obbsessive, be warned)

RENT

Charlie and teh Chocolate Factory (Never read the book, but i like the more recent movie)

Edward Scissorhands

Corpse Bride

The Addams Family

Nightmare Before Christmas (Are we seeing the pattern yet?)

Xaolin Showdown (Don't ask why I like this one, I honestly don't know)

Fairy Tales (Little Red Riding Hood being my favorite, so be prepared to see some of these)

Greek Mythology (especially Ares and Eris, hehehe...)

Justice Leauge (is that how you spell it?!)

Anything Marvel Comics (especially Spiderman, Ironman and X-men, Daredevil is okay...)

HOMOPHOBIA IS GAY

I am the boy who never finished school because I was called a fag everyday.

I am the girl who got kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I was a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because no one will hire a transsexual.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they wouldn't allow my partner of 27 years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up to the nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family i have ever had. I wished they could adopt me.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before my high school graduation. It was just too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one bedroom for two men.

I am the one person who does not know which bathroom to use so the management doesn't come for me.

I am the mother who is not even allowed to see the children I bore, nursed and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the father who never hugged my son because I grew up afraid to show affection to males.

I am the Home Ec teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians could teach it.

I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized i was transsexual.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because i don't believe, but because they closed the doors to my kind.

I am the girl ashamed to tell my own friends that I am a lesbian because they make fun of them.

I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men said they needed to 'teach me a lesson'.

I am the person who needs to hide what this world needs the most: love.

IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG- REPOST THIS