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Author has written 10 stories for Lord of the Rings, Deus Ex, Thief: The Dark Project, and Homer. I am 20, male, and a conservative Christian if that bugs you. I'm in my first junior year at college, here in the grand ol' US of A, and can't WAIT to get out. ;)Lesse. I enjoy science fiction (Asimov and Bradbury are really cool) and Lord of the Rings. I also like some of the more thoughtful computer games, such as Thief or Deus Ex, and I like the completely thoughtless ones too-- good stress relievers. :D Slicing off Viking arms and heads can be amazingly relaxing! Music: not rap and not modern country or pop. Everything else, yeah-- above all else, movie soundtracks! Hans Zimmer, Howard Shore, John Williams, James Horner from time to time... Movies: Lord of the Rings! Duh. Pirates of the Caribbean, Star Wars (the original three), Gladiator, Willow, The Princess Bride, Shrek, Undercover Blues, A.I. when I'm in a sad mood, the second HP movie was pretty good, Master and Commander wasn't half bad, and A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum is the FUNNIEST movie I have ever seen. There are probably more, but-- I'm too lazy. :D If you're still awake, you can go and read my stories... if that doesn't cure your insomnia, I'm sorry. Have a good day, and God bless! Goodness gracious... the stories I used to write. Heh. I virtually forgot entirely... now I'm back, and going to work on An American Elf and try some on The Dark Years (read it over last night and was surprised I'd stopped). |
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Unravelling the Tale by Nimue I Am reviews
Legolas and Gimli... a friendship of this strength was not easily forged. The Ring will take Boromir, but what trials do the others face being near such evil? A Legolas and Gimli story, & Gollum too. New Chapter!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,933 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/9/2013 - Published: 2/19/2002 - Boromir, Legolas, Gimli, Gollum
The Thief Dilemma by Locker51 reviews
[COMPLETED] Megan and Daphne thought Thief was just a game. They thought that they could always restart the level and try again. But something went terribly wrong, and now, there is no turning back.
Thief: The Dark Project - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 235,686 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/23/2013 - Published: 3/28/2004
This Present Darkness by Lamiel reviews
Post ROTK. When a new power threatens Gondor, Legolas is caught in a desperate struggle to save Aragorn's soul. COMPLETE.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 61 - Words: 320,171 - Reviews: 1998 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 9/14/2004 - Complete
The House of the Golden Flower by vericus reviews
Those of the House were always noble. But Gondolin, and those who held loyal to it, were doomed first by Morgoth, and then the sons of Fëanor... Longer summary inside, costars Thranduil
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,047 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 4/29/2004 - Glorfindel - Complete
Pirates of the Caribbean: The African Star by ErinRua reviews
An unscrupulous slave ship captain, a royal gem, and a perilous hunt that will span sea and storm Jack and Will embark on adventure once more. COMPLETE!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 108,701 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/25/2005 - Published: 10/1/2003 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Will T. - Complete
The Importance of Being a Hobbit by Lamiel reviews
A Fellowship story. COMPLETE.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,208 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/26/2005 - Complete
The Great Balrog Conspiracy by Erestor reviews
What's the point of pondering the problem of balrogs' wings if balrogs don't even exist? When a skeptical Elf uncovers a vast conspiracy, his life suddenly becomes a much more dangerous thing to live.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,455 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/21/2005 - Erestor - Complete
Simblemynë by shie1dmaidenofrohan reviews
A chance discovery helps Eowyn to remember a long forgotten first meeting with a friend. A somewhat AU bit of fluff.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,628 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/24/2005 - Eowyn, Faramir - Complete
Playing With Fire by bryn bnw reviews
[Complete] She's bold, beautiful, and armed with a mental List of Seduction. Of course it's been done before. The Valar finally do what they should've done all along...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2004 - Complete
The Moon May Draw the Sea by lady scribe of avandell reviews
We are a political match, a princess and a king. How can I marry someone I do not truly love? How does my father expect me to marry a man I barely know?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 35,132 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/20/2004 - Published: 1/3/2004 - Eomer, Lothíriel - Complete
In the Deep Places by Lamiel reviews
Legolas and Gimli set the foundations for friendship in Moria and Lothlorien. Mithril Award Winner: Best Lord of the Rings. COMPLETE.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 99,945 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/16/2004 - Published: 6/16/2003 - Complete
The Games of the Gods, Book One: Setting the Board by vericus reviews
The last thing Rachel wanted to become was a tooperfect MarySue. But when she dies and gets transported to MiddleEarth with her friend, she finds she has little choice in the matter. Rating for language and being a MarySue with an attitude.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 80 - Words: 285,571 - Reviews: 2419 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 4/23/2004 - Published: 9/1/2003 - Glorfindel, Haldir - Complete
Courage by LOTR-nutcase reviews
Eomer and Lothiriel are being encouraged to marry by political advisers in both their countries. But neither party wants to settle down...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,087 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/6/2004 - Published: 3/18/2004 - Lothíriel, Eomer
The Clockwork Melody by The Lucy Nation reviews
Garrett is accidently robbed by a bumbling Nobleman, who recruits the Master Thief into tracking down his kidnapped wife. But things are seldom what they seem... Rescue turns to Revenge in this tale of love gone sour.
Thief: The Dark Project - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,575 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/15/2004 - Published: 1/10/2004
Horizons Lost and Found by ErinRua reviews
Many years have passed and the Sea at last reclaims her own. Will muses on an old friend and learns something about horizons. COMPLETE!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,929 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/1/2004 - Complete
Warm Beds and Warmer Heads by Thundera Tiger reviews
Aragorn, Halbarad, their campfire, and some questionablyobtained ale. Join our two favorite Rangers and enjoy what might have been a typical night in their journeys together.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,370 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/18/2004 - Aragorn, Halbarad - Complete
Dark Whispers by Lamiel reviews
AU. Legolas must confront his deepest fears as he faces Saruman's greatest power. His voice. COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,587 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/18/2004 - Complete
The Essential Guide to Star Wars Sues by Imaginary Freind reviews
Funny, but still quite horrifying information on the demon who haunts our favourite Jedi - Mary-Sue.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,007 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/31/2003 - Published: 11/12/2003
Captain My Captain by Isabeau of Greenlea reviews
Chapter 53. The Promise. The dinner with Faramir continues, and this story finally ends. Now Complete!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 307,329 - Reviews: 889 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 11/28/2003 - Published: 1/19/2002 - Faramir - Complete
When All Other Lights Have Gone Out by Avelera reviews
A Dark AU. What if Sam had killed Gollum before Frodo claimed the Ring? What if the Dark Lord claimed the Ring and made Frodo his servant? And what if his servant’s first charge was to punish the Fellowship? HIATUS
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,268 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/10/2003 - Published: 5/15/2002 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
Notes From the Field by bryn bnw reviews
[COMPLETE] Alas, there are no fairy tale endings in Nature... Tolkien never wrote of Thranduil's fate. Unfortunately, the task falls to bumbling researchers of the SRDM. Of hair braiding, migratory patterns, and a plea to Save the Common Wood-Elf.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,205 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/8/2003 - Published: 2/9/2003 - Complete
The Last Grey Ship by ErinRua reviews
The voice of the Sea merely whispers, until the reasons to stay pass on. Aragorn's days are ending, and Gimli faces more farewells as Legolas looks to the West. How the story may have ended. Book-based. MITHRIL AWARD Commendation!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,441 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/5/2003 - Published: 7/31/2002 - Gimli, Legolas
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An American Elf reviews
Esgalmir is an Elf who stayed behind. Now, thousands of years later, he's living in present-day America.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,793 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/1/2005 - Published: 3/12/2004
The Insane Iliad reviews
Written at 2:00 a.m.-- our (my bro and me) version of what Homer SHOULD have written.
Homer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,892 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/28/2004
Hunting the Balrog reviews
A lone Dwarf goes to kill the Bane that has invaded Moria. Not AU or anything, just a closer look at how something might have happened.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,846 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5/21/2004 - Published: 4/30/2004
The Shield reviews
(movie plus book) Boromir remembers his shield when he goes to talk with Frodo. What will happen to Middle-Earth, now that the Son of Gondor lives? PUT ON HOLD UNTIL I GET MY COPY OF ROTK BACK
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,827 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/3/2004 - Published: 3/12/2004 - Boromir
The Lighting of the Beacons reviews
A short story on the lighting of one of the beacons. Movie-verse, cause it happens during the day. COMPLETED
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/24/2004 - Complete
Waiting reviews
When your people love you, you remember them.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/24/2004 - Complete
Politics in the Iron Hell reviews
Just a look into what day-to-day life may have been like in Morgoth's Angband. PUT ON HOLD WAITING FOR IDEAS
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2004
Who Says MarySues Are Nothing But Trouble? reviews
Product of the author's twisted mind. Rated for highly unpleasant ideas. Read at your own risk. COMPLETED
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2004 - Complete
The Bonehoard Waits reviews
Just a look into what one of the ancient burials in the Bonehoard might have been like. I love that place, it's so creepy and real...
Thief: The Dark Project - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/24/2004
The Dark Years reviews
This is just an idea of what the childhood of the boy who grows up to be JC Denton might have been like. Also has a lot of Gunther Hermann in it, cause he's cool.
Deus Ex - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,682 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 4/24/2004 - Published: 3/22/2004