After moving away from the only life you'd ever known, you soon found yourself finding more than just a new town to live in.

Every time she walked passed you, swinging her hips way more than was naturally possible while walking, you had to fight the urge to grab her by her lame ass extensions and beat her to a bloody pulp. Why? Because you were jealous, simple as that. She had the one thing on the entire planet that you wanted more than championship gold… Dave Crist.