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 Currently engaged in a tragic love affair with the English language. Fandoms: Naruto, Death Note, Harry Potter, Pokemon, Hikaru no Go, Tudors, House MD, A song of Ice and Fire, Chronicles of Narnia, Lord of the Rings, Bleach, One Piece, Supernatural and many more. Favorite Characters: Roronoa Zoro, Monkey D. Luffy, Crocodile, Sirius Black, Ron Weasley, Neville Longbottom, Luna Lovegood, Light Yagami, Mello, Thirteen, Ned Stark, Stannis Baratheon, Sandor Clegane, Neji Hyuga, Gaara, Haku, Rock Lee, Orochimaru, Leah Clearwater, Aslan, Rukia Kuchiki, Nnoitra Gilga, Squidward Tentacles. Least Favorite Characters: Ships: Hermione/Ron, Luna/Neville, Naruto/Hinata, Shikamaru/Ino, Shikamaru/Temari, Thirteen/Foreman, Arya/Gendry, Rukia/Ichigo. |
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Into the Wood by Walter Gilman reviews
A divergence after Blackwater.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 42 - Words: 60,267 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 784 - Updated: 9/6 - Published: 9/12/2012 - [Sansa S., Sandor C.]
Petunia joins the Club by EbonyWing reviews
In canon, Petunia Evans wrote a letter pleading to be allowed into Hogwarts. But what if she didn't have to? How many lives would change if Petunia was a Witch too? Major AU!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,628 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 797 - Updated: 8/13 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Lily Evans P., Severus S.
turns your ghosts to gold by satheri reviews
Six-year-old refugee Uzumaki Karin only wants to keep her mother safe and wash out of Konoha's academy while maintaining a low profile. Of course, the moment her full name gets called right before Naruto's on the class attendance list, that plan dies a sudden orange death. SI/OC, Karin, AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,834 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 8/19/2018 - Published: 8/2/2018 - Naruto U., Karin U., OC
and for every dream, a grave by satheri reviews
She must believe she was born into this cruel land for a purpose: to save the Uzumaki Clan from their doomed future. To stop Uzushiogakure from being razed to the ground, she thought, perhaps they ought to join Konoha instead. SI/OC, Uzumaki Mito.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,396 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 8/16/2018 - Published: 7/18/2018 - Madara U., Hashirama S., Mito U., OC
How Is Jane Thomas Still Alive by hi i read things reviews
Kicked out of home and terrified of pokemon, Jane might be the only ten year old in Alola to hope for an uneventful, unadventurous journey where nothing exciting ever happens - but she was never a very lucky girl. Pokemon thieves, serial killers, teenage girls, criminal organizations and vengeful ultra beasts just keep making things tough.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,513 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/4/2016 - Published: 11/27/2016 - OC
death & dream by asakami reviews
"Ten thousand years won't save our love." Laxus/Mirajane.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 130,533 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 1/27/2016 - Published: 4/24/2012 - [Laxus D., Mirajane S.]
A Fool's Journey by RubyNightsGavlyn reviews
Death was not the ending—it was merely the beginning of another journey. "With all her otherworldly memories in one small head, the Girl travels she knows not where. She is the Fool." [Semi SI/OC-Insert]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,338 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 8/4/2015 - Published: 2/19/2015 - Asuma S., Danzō S., OC
Akari no Go by Tennisbunnyrox reviews
Sparked by Hikaru, Akari decides to enter the world of Go, which soon means more than just a board game to her.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,842 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/23/2015 - Published: 1/24/2014 - Hikaru S., Akari F.
Reincarnation Roulette by Silver Queen reviews
Sometimes you get lucky. Sometimes you don't.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,491 - Reviews: 1036 - Favs: 2,731 - Follows: 2,401 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 12/7/2012
Redesign by xLilim reviews
Complete / Life is a fickle thing, but death is certain. MadaraOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 58 - Words: 430,754 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 12/14/2014 - Published: 3/9/2012 - [Madara U., OC] Tobirama S., Izuna U. - Complete
Memories of Rain by Against.The.Current reviews
This is the kind of thing I had always dreamed about, but the reality is far from a fairytale. Being reborn into a world of ninja and all the war and intrigue that inevitably follows them- caution and hope intermingled. A Self-Insert fic with a dose of reality.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,923 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 1,393 - Follows: 1,697 - Updated: 8/8/2014 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Lee R., Team Seven
Bad Jokes by Doctor Harley Quinn reviews
Harley sees a case that could make her career. The Joker sees a naïve young therapist with a breakable mind. Swiftly, he lures her into a downward spiral, resulting in her defeat and rebirth as Harley Quinn, the only one capable of surviving at his side.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 117,240 - Reviews: 1018 - Favs: 957 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Joker - Complete
Metanoia by Amai-chan1993 reviews
"You never know how much you really believe anything until its truth or falsehood becomes a matter of life and death to you." ― C.S. Lewis OC Insert
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,066 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 521 - Updated: 2/12/2014 - Published: 7/29/2013 - Naruto U., Obito U., Akatsuki
Maybe Next Time by Kanae-88 reviews
- Chuunin Exams AU - What would have happened had Karin and her team passed to the prelims? SasuKarin
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 114,219 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 12/3/2013 - Published: 2/15/2012 - [Karin U., Sasuke U.] Kakashi H. - Complete
Strategy by Doctor Harley Quinn reviews
Once a pawn makes it all the way across the board, she becomes a queen. Emma is not a queen. Yet. [Pastimes 2/4]
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 18 - Words: 93,526 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 3/18/2013 - [Joker, OC] - Complete
Will is Everything by Lonewalker reviews
Sometimes things can go perfectly. Sometimes they go horribly. And sometimes...sometimes you barely break even.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,580 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 201 - Published: 5/22/2013
Vivisection by Doctor Harley Quinn reviews
Sometimes, the immediate kill isn't the most entertaining result. Sometimes, the Joker first prefers to open things up and jab at their insides to see how they work. [Pastimes 1/4]
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 51,091 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Joker, OC - Complete
The Language of Faces by Empatheia reviews
-Ino x Sai- Ino decides to teach Sai how to function in ordinary society. Sai does his best to keep up.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,390 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Sai, Ino Y. - Complete
Battlefield and Sky by Empatheia reviews
-Neji, Hinata- There's a war on. They have until sunrise to stitch up their tattered seams, slow the worst of the bleeding, and tie up what loose ends are left within reach.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
something of a start by Kanae-88 reviews
Maybe there was more to Uchiha Sasuke than just a pretty face and a shitty attitude, after all. Dark SasuKarin, set pre-shippuuden. -Oneshot-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,407 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Karin U., Sasuke U. - Complete
elia martell: they kill us for their sport by dance-at-bougival reviews
"You need only remember this. We are Martells. And we are not weak."
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,543 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 55 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Rhaegar T., Lyanna S. - Complete
no end to our descent by Quillslinger reviews
Five times Fugaku pretended he didn't hear a thing, and the one time he couldn't deny it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Fugaku U., Mikoto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Ishmael by phollie reviews
This is the paint-by-number of your life. Matt/Mello. T. AU.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
The Colder Water by Quillslinger reviews
The devil is in the details. Shisui. Itachi. A sorta love story. Novella.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 52,784 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Shisui U., Itachi U. - Complete
Can't Get You Out Of My Head by J-Horror Girl reviews
Out of Arkham and out of his mind, the Joker hits the town with an intangible companion who might be dead but isn't nearly departed. He can't touch her, she can't get away from him, and so they have to make the best of it.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 100 - Words: 177,723 - Reviews: 1967 - Favs: 769 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Joker
Gethsemane by Bialy reviews
Mello and Matt on the last night. Ten drabbles on a love that never was. Oneshot. Spoilers. Strong language.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
If Not Always by phollie reviews
Sometimes, Matt sleeps. But sometimes, he doesn't. T. Matt/Mello. Inspired by Bialy.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,171 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Family and Duty by redcandle reviews
Catelyn tries to console her sister Lysa, who is upset at having to marry an old man.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Catelyn T., Lysa A. - Complete
Enthralled by redcandle reviews
After leaving the Quiet Isle, Sandor becomes a sellsword and lands in the employ of Harry the Heir. Then he meets Harry's betrothed. Sansa/Sandor.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,817 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Sandor C., Sansa S. - Complete
Batteries for Bedlam by phollie reviews
Near may be number one, and Mello may be one hell of a runner up, but Matt has a secret that he will carry to his early grave. A secret such as, in the dawn of childhood and confusion, seeing an exhausted and panic-stricken L finally snap.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,181 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Matt, L - Complete
Shards of the Dying Sun by Finnimbrun reviews
In the firefly summer, when the trees sway and drip, the sunset heats the clouds to pink-lavender and orange that burns through one end to the other, and Konan, with aching fingers, weaves the faux-flowers into Nagato's hair.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,050 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Pain/Pein, Konan
creaking, broken, wet by Finnimbrun reviews
Kisame can never go home again.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Portia by Tierfal reviews
Her thoughts crystallize today, of all days. Misa-centric; a mess of her and Light and L.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Misa A. - Complete
Sōtērion by Finnimbrun reviews
Konan understands his intentions. What's more, she agrees completely. Pein/Konan.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,575 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
At Babel by Bialy reviews
Mello and Near are the strangest birthday presents L ever receives. Oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,149 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Mello, Near - Complete
Ruin by Tierfal reviews
The phone was going to ring in two minutes. But Matt didn't know that, and he didn't know what that phone call was going to do to his poor excuse for a life.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,809 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Diem Ex Dei by Finnimbrun reviews
The road to hell, as they say, is paved with the very best intentions. Pein/Konan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,031 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
moves in mysterious ways by Lisse reviews
Sometimes the prey evolves, or at least learns how to issue restraining orders. Metafic.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,329 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 846 - Follows: 100 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Bella - Complete
Nicotine Patches and Picture Books by Underwater Owl reviews
As far as Matt's concerned, this 'saving' bit is the worst thing to ever happen to him. When you get gunned down, you should just die, not wake up in a hospital bed months and miles later. Bloody Near never could leave well enough alone, could he?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,927 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/7/2008 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Matt, Near - Complete
got a boy in the war by Lisse reviews
Naruto's parents don't so much fall in love as accidentally trip over it. Manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,433 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 1,124 - Follows: 129 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Misery Loves by Empatheia reviews
Naruto x Ino. Two people, in love with two other people who are in love with each other. Commiseration drinking time? Ino thinks so.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,933 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
A Distance Erased by thursday-kat reviews
Hinata had come to ask his advice and had found, instead of the shinobi she knew, a man she didn’t. NejiHina [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,835 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 31 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
In the Company of My Skin by shoutgraffiti reviews
Stray with me? NaruIno.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,401 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Ino Y., Naruto U. - Complete