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Joined 12-22-08, id: 1778540, Profile Updated: 11-03-10

Hi I'm Claudia. I live in a box and I hear voices. I love reading and writing. I want to be a novelist and a journalist when I get older. I believe everyone has the right to be themselves, to be who they are. And no one has the right to judge. OH and I love Harry Potter! :D yes, I know I'm random.

For people that hate stereotypes: (BOLD that apply.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a evil person.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling evil person.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a evil person.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (No I just don't like my life)
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic evil person.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian
~ Copy and paste that onto your profile if you do not believe in stereotypes. ~

stereotypes are WRONG. copy & paste this into your profile if you agree.

The Twilight Oath

I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlies sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
When ever I am in the emergency room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rose
Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful bronze hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my stomach isn't curled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.

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Solstice by AspiringWriter91 reviews
What I imagine the 5th book fanfic style. Begins a few months after BD ended. Past not altered. Not OOC. In cannon. In Bella's POV w/Jake's occasionally. Original plot, not done before! Complete with epilogue. Please Read and Review.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 40 - Words: 99,830 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Bella - Complete
No talking! Write it down :D by madeinchina371 reviews
Notes, IMs, letters, and emails by Bella and other Twilight characters. Takes place after BD. Characters sometimes OOC. Sillyness predominates. Rated T for sexual innuendoes and potty language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 101 - Words: 45,861 - Reviews: 1523 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 8/31/2008
Phone Calls by Rock'n'Slash reviews
8 yr. after BD. Just random hiliarious phone calls between Edward&Jacob, Bella&Nessie, and Emmett&Jasper. Included: u-arent-good-enough-4-my-daughter-ness, all-men-are-idiots-ness, & lets-reek-havic-on-the-poor-pathetic-humans-ness. Some lauguage.MWHAHA!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 71 - Words: 36,725 - Reviews: 1867 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 9/15/2008
42 Things Bella Swan is Not Allowed to Do by SuperWhoLocked91 reviews
These are some things I just thought of off the top of my head and though that others would enjoy as well. Bella has been a naughty girl over the summer leading up to the wedding and Rosalie and Alice decide to punish her with a list.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Complete
Who Wants To Be Annoying? by FancyJumper reviews
These are just a whole bunch of ways to annoy the Twilight characters :D Shhhhhh I was bored.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 10/9/2008
Random Things with the Cullens and Bella by LipCandy-x reviews
Just random chapters. Mostly what me and my friend do when were hyper. All characters, usual pairings. Please R&R! x Edward, Bella, Alice, Jasper, Emmett, Rosalie & Some Jacob :D
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 12/11/2008
Truth or Dare Cullen Style by BellissaAdreana reviews
Emmett is annoying Bella so they make a deal saying the Cullens will play any game Emmet wants if he stops torturing Bella. What game will Emmet choose? And what happens when Alice invites another coven of animal-drinking vampires? After Breaking Dawn!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,109 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Complete
Not So Unexpected Visitor by kayleebug012 reviews
A new vampire joins the Cullens. She helps bring out something in everyone. Well...Almost everyone. Rated T for later things.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/28/2008 - Published: 11/27/2008
61 things Bella Swan is NOT allowed to do! by Lily Desdemona Potter reviews
Inspired by the indifferent child of earth's 51 things Emmett Cullen is not allowed to do..comes 61 things Bella Swan is not allowed to do. One shot! May be sequels.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
25 Ways to Annoy Jacob Chellie Edition by Munchie217 reviews
Contains spoilers for Breaking Dawn. Some good ways to piss Jacob off, have a good laugh, then probably die. Review please...they make me feel like this was worth my time.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Jacob - Complete
Yes! More Notes From The Cullens! by Starrletta11 reviews
I NEED your ideas! My notes are nothing without you! With your help and my insanity this could be hilarious! Oh and its T because I have OCD!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 10/4/2008
Ten Reasons Why I Hate Jacob Black by sugarhigh123 reviews
These are 10 reasons why I hate Jacob. Probably not for Jacob lovers, unless you want your flames to be used to help burn Jacob in hell. Definitely for Edward lovers, though. Funny and creative, I hope. Die Jacob, die!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Complete
17 Reasons To Hate Jacob Black by VampGrlz271 reviews
We. Hate. The. Oversized. Space. Heater. Enough to make a fanfic like this one! Do you hate Jacob? Does he piss you off in every way imaginable? Is his over-sized space heater persistent-ness annoying? Then this is the fic for you!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Complete
Caught by Awesomeness 101 reviews
We all love Jake and Nessie. But what happpens after Nessie is all grown up Edward and Bella catch them together without shirts? uhoh
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Complete
Jacob Black is on Crack! by Vickytoria13 reviews
Random poem I made up just for fun. you Jacob haters will love this!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Complete