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Joined 10-17-03, id: 471795
Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter.
My name is Jessica!!! I'm am 14 and pure Welsh (I am just da best!!)

I really think Hermione/Ron are gonna get together (can you think of a more perfect match??).
Harry/Cho are hanging on there but they seemed to be going kinda patchy in book 5.
Possibly Draco/Pansy but I don't want that to happen coz Draco is MINE!
I think Ginny/Neville make a cute couple but I don't Jo will put them together.
Hermione/Viktor aren't gonna happen coz Hermione's just trying to make Ron jelous!

I seriously hate boy/boy and girl/girl couplings, I think they are just plain wrong!
I seriously don't know how people got the idea of Draco/Ginny as a couple (And people think that something is actually going to happen!?!?).
Harry/Ginny, I don't think Harry thinks of Ginny as more of a friend.
I really think Harry/Luna aren't gonna happen. Neither Luna/Ron (mainly because of the Hermione/Ron thing going on)
I think Hermione/Snape is a really strange coupling but I find rather amusing on how people write fanfics on them!
Hermione/Draco are a no-no (again because of the Hermione/Ron thing and I really think it's just pure hatred all the way)
A really strange one I heard (from pennicat) was Hagrid/Hermione, I think people are just crossing a line somewhere!

My stories are based on Harry Potter books (if you hadn't of guessed yet). Some of the characters in my stories were made up by my friends (yes it's true, I have friends!!) They are Kairos Pennifold (from pennicat, thanx) Chaz Mercury, and Jet Black happy readings x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x
p.s. I am crap at making up titles so excuse me if they aren't any good!
p.p.s SLYTHERIN RULZ!!
p.p.p.s. eh eh ehh (from Little Britain, kick ass!)

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Ways to Annoy Snape by TrashyBambi reviews
A girls journal about How to annoy Severus Snape. Please read and review! PG cuz a lil' cussing. chapter 11 now up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,340 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/15/2004 - Published: 5/16/2004 - Severus S., George W.
Hogwart's Lost Diaries by Miss Cassi reviews
This is exactly why a 13 year old me should not be given a computer, or more importantly an internet connection to the outside world.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,761 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 6/15/2004 - Published: 2/2/2004
Harry Potter Dating Game by Miss Cassi reviews
This is the kind of crap that I thought was funny back when I was 13. Yeah... I was pretty dumb.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,696 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/2/2004
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Student Profiles reviews
Have your own made-up chracter in this fanfic! Rated PG just to be safe! It could be from the reign of James Potter or around Harry's, you decide!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7/16/2004 - Published: 6/27/2004 - George W., Sirius B.
31 Days of Darkness reviews
Now enering Day 3! Voldemort is starting to act really strangely...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/12/2004 - Published: 6/4/2004 - Voldemort, Lucius M.
Harry and the House Elf reviews
What really happened when Harry first went down to the kitchen to find the house elves? A delightful alteration of 'Be Our Guest' please R&R, I don't care if it's bad or good, just review please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/25/2004 - Harry P.
How Far Will She Go? reviews
Just how far will Hermione go, just for a good grade? This is something I've done in my spare time and I don't really think Hermione will go that far...will she?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/12/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S.
What Jobs Do Hogwart Students Consider reviews
Anonymous students found out what jobs they really want.....
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11/12/2003