super-calistohide bio
 Author has written 12 stories for Dragon Ball Z, Excel Saga, and Final Fantasy VII. Dear god I have returned, Yes after a break of nearly hmmm 6 years or so. I have decided to return to the world of writing (mostly crack) fanfiction. I hear the net scream with terror, they can't stand the bad spelling. The reson for my return? Bordom while waiting for my Visa to work, I have alot of time on my hands. Alot of which is spent reading fanfictions. I decided I need not just to read and review, but give back by writing. Frist I going to rewrite my older fic's to my new standards. Not great but better then what they were. A little about me - Well I'm English born and rasied, but in the middle of moving to Canada forever. Age 23 (man I got old) with a degree and no job at the mo. I'm mostly a artist not a writer. If your intrest in seeing my art go here always intrested in hearing from other people. When I write its always pretty much humor or pure crack. I first starting when I was 16, so if some of the stories on here seem very, very bad thats why. I love sci-fi, fantasy, comdy, action pretty much anything. If its written I'll read it, if its filmed I'll watch it. I play video games when I can and party too. Everyone pretty much takes me for a geeky, little bit odd and out going girl. What I'm in to - Final fantasy 7 - Vincent/Yuffie Reeve/Yuffie ,Pretty much any one with Yuffie. Cloud/Tifa Final fantasy 8 - Zell/Selphie Irvine/Selphie Squall/Selphie Final fantasy 10 - Rikku/Auron Yuna/Tidus Kingdom hearts 1/2 - Leon/Yuffie Firefly - Kaylee/Simon Kaylee/Mal Harry Potter - Snape/Lilly Draco/anyone just no dudes Doctor who- Doctor10/Donna Jack/Donna Dragon ball Z - Vegeta/Bulma Fruits basket- Kyou/Tohru XXX Holic - Anyone I not so big on pairing just like the humor Buffy- Buffy/Spike Theres lots more I like but this is the most I read about. Not including all the invidual character I like. So please stop by and review! So I know what you like. |
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Satisfied Love by Maddie-san reviews
Final Part to my Trilogy of the Missing Bulma&Vegeta years. Comes after Love is the Most Difficult to Satisfy, and Difficult Love. Bulma & Vegeta after Buu, until The Last Episode of DBZ.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 84,169 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 7/21/2016 - Published: 9/27/2010 - [Bulma, Vegeta] - Complete
The Arrangement by Kittie Darkhart reviews
Post ACC/DoC. Because, sometimes, it's in everyone's best interest if both parties agree to commit to something as mundane as a marriage based on politics and personal gain. Better the devil you know than the one you don't. Rufus/Yuffie
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 142,370 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/12/2016 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Yuffie K., Rufus
Mass Effect Reloaded by thebluninja reviews
Is a second chance enough? Instead of the Catalyst's choices, Shepard lucks into a cosmic loophole. Thrown back to the very start of her Spectre career, she has to try and save the galaxy again from the Reapers ... but does she really know what's coming? 2015 NaNoWriMo winner!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 97 - Words: 335,916 - Reviews: 1844 - Favs: 1,762 - Follows: 2,050 - Updated: 3/29/2016 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., Admiral Hackett, Shadow Broker
Crimson Skies by Francesca Monterone reviews
"So sending me gifts and roses is some weird Russian code for 'I really want to hurt you?"
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 96,127 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 10/27/2015 - Published: 1/8/2012 - [Russia, Canada] [Austria, Prussia]
Hate Your Heroes by Buckle reviews
When the world turns against them, the heroes become the hated, and the only people who believe them is each other. Last time they had to save the world. Now, they have to make the world believe it.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 141,093 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 11/18/2014 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Yuffie K., Vincent V.
Sense and Flexibility by Roarkshop reviews
The story of Garrus and Femshep as told by me. Lots of off-canon. Sequels incoming. TW: It's been brought to my attention that some of Garrus' more animalistic behavior in some scenes have caused panic attacks for victims of abuse. I am so sorry for anyone who had a similar reaction. SO sorry. I would like to make any new readers aware of this beforehand. Thank you.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 51 - Words: 220,428 - Reviews: 1563 - Favs: 2,426 - Follows: 1,375 - Updated: 11/11/2014 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
First Time Regret by LoquaciousLupin reviews
Sherlock is dead. A dead man walking. He knows that he needs to disappear, but he can't until he's sure John and Mrs Hudson are okay. He needs someone to talk AT and there is only one person he can think of..
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,417 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 10/23/2013 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper
Cold Decency by cdoensfuChi reviews
Vincent finds himself joining Avalanche and attracting the attention of none other than Yuffie.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,010 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 9/23/2004 - Vincent V., Yuffie K.
The Good Doctor by SadameHime reviews
Shepard did exactly what she intended to do: Destroy the Reapers. But much is left undone. The effort to rebuild will take every hand. There are debts left unpaid, lives too precious to be lost. We will give what we can, save all we can. Shepard did the hard work, and we must finish the rest.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,019 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Garrus V., Shepard (F)
The Blossom by Cynthia E Son reviews
It has been several weeks since Vincent Valentine won the battle with the Omega WEAPON. Now, he's ready to start his brand new life with Yuffie Kisaragi at his aid. But, unknown to him, she harbors strong feelings for him...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,408 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 12/4/2012 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Yuffie K., Vincent V.
A Remnant's Love by forgiven4ever reviews
He knows it's wrong, and against every fiber of his being and Jenova, but he can't resist this human who makes him feel things he never thought were important. Yazfie, YazYuff. R&R please and thankies to all my reviewers, it's because of you I keep going
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 64,070 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Yazoo, Yuffie K.
Remembering by LimitedByCreativity reviews
Set after 4x13. "Jack's eyes met hers and he said anxiously 'Do you know who I am'. The familiar redhead shook her head, 'No.'" The companions on Earth find Donna, and, mistaking her state for an accident, try to make her remember. Donna/Jack, 10/Rose.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 61,847 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Donna N., Jack H.
Anaesthetize Me by TheEbonyRaven reviews
Sometimes fate is harsher to those who truly deserve it, more often than not its harsher to those who don't. Avalanche is about to learn nothing stays the same and nobody truly stays dead. YuffieVincent. Ignores DoC but not AC. Rating may go up to M later
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,831 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Yuffie K., Vincent V.
Love and other chems by BardDown reviews
Follow a girl who lost her memory, a miserable soldier, and a timid doctor as they trek across the Mojave.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,478 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/12/2010 - Published: 11/30/2010 - C. Boone, Courier
Breathless by TheNewFrontiersman reviews
Consequences. The ramifications of every one of our decisions and actions. Outside the pages of comic books, they are inevitable and uncompromising. In the end, Red Mist understood that. So did we.
Kick-Ass - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,815 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/15/2010 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Dave L./Kick-Ass, Mindy M./Hit Girl - Complete
Etiquette for Thieves by mellish reviews
Yuffie's very careful plan to steal everyone's materia goes horribly awry when a certain member of AVALANCHE catches her in the act. Slight Yuffentine. COMPLETED 10/4/10.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,206 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Yuffie K., Vincent V.
Remeber Us by XaBlackRoseX reviews
Amy and the 11th DOctor remeber his pervious companions, but mostly the tenth's companions. And AMy realizes something about the Doctor that he doesn't even fully know yet.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,688 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2010 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Treading Water by Cheerie Mai reviews
She is like treading water. And he loves every minute of her. Yuffentine. Re-beta-ed.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,506 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Vincent V., Yuffie K.
in this world you cannot change by Harold Saxon reviews
Donna is destined to bring the Master back to life, but was it ever her true intention to restore this dangerous Timelord to former power? A Donna/Master/Doctor fic: COMPLETED
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 20 - Words: 95,597 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 8/3/2008 - The Master, Donna N. - Complete
Once Again by balthier-girl reviews
In order to escape her father’s intolerable persistence for her to get married, Yuffie secretly travels to Edge to live with Cloud and Tifa, only to discover a mystery beyond any she has ever known.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,767 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Kadaj, Yuffie K.
Donna Noble, Supertemp by supernova8610 reviews
Danger lurks at one of England’s most prestigious universities. People are disappearing and fear is everywhere. It all seems to have a connection to a man named Cadger Ethyls; but what? Can Donna and the Doctor find out what is wrong before all is lost?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 23 - Words: 71,723 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/12/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
Princess of Thieves by Valentine'sNinja reviews
AU. She robs from the rich and gives to the poor, but she never counted on falling for one of her many victims. Maybe victim wasn’t the right word to use on a man like Vincent Valentine. VincentYuffie, and ZackTifa. Complete!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 223,963 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Vincent V., Yuffie K. - Complete
Dinner Dates and Drunken Kisses by Speedy Speck reviews
Rufus takes the young ninja to dinner to discuss his offer...This is a sequel to 'Unexpected Offers and a Free Box of Materia'...I would recommend reading it before this one!...Dedicated to 'Always Kh' and 'Amanda Fair'
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,021 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Yuffie K., Rufus - Complete
The Eve of Christmas by cailin-la-aisling reviews
Written for DoctorDonna Secret Santa Ficathon. It's Christmas Eve in the Noble household.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,956 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/10/2009 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
Time Never Wasted by OnTheTardis reviews
The Doctor, Donna, and Jack Harkness meet up with a group of vampires, and it seems that some of the vamps have an interest in Donna. Takes place after 'A Life Worth Living' and 'A Strange Sort-of Illness'.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,986 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 12/16/2008
Playing Favourites by Mindy35 reviews
Ten/Donna. Donna asks the Doctor the question no woman could resist long.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/22/2008 - [Donna N., 10th Doctor] - Complete
A Strange Sort of Illness by OnTheTardis reviews
Sequal to "A Life Worth Saving". The Doctor and Donna are back traveling together again, until the Doctor falls ill. Now, He can't tell between the real world and the one his mind created.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,058 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/13/2008 - Published: 12/2/2008 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
Spitting Images by netgirly2k reviews
Donna Noble for Eleven?
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Donna N., 10th Doctor - Complete
Picture Perfect Truth by Fala-Li reviews
A 21 year old Yuffie has her heart set on getting Vincent's attention. She recruits Reeve to help her, never realizing that Reeve has feelings for her. Can Reeve get her to notice, or is she too caught up with Vincent? Post DOC. Reefie. Yuffentine.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 44,828 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Reeve T., Yuffie K.
Similar Souls by BreathOfTheGlacian reviews
COMPLETE. A CidxYuffie fic - I've always liked this pairing. The events are parallel to the game and the sequels. Rated M for... stuff that happens. Minor spoilers from FFVII to DoC. I generally don't like this fic a lot but I had to get it out of my head
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,883 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/27/2008 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Cid H., Yuffie K. - Complete
Miss Wallace by Buckle reviews
When Marlene gets into trouble at school, the Principal gets far more than she bargained for. one-shot
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,528 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 62 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Marlene W. - Complete
Pirates Sometime by Nagia reviews
A ninja walking into a bar full of pirates was probably a bad idea. Burnt Offerings universe. Set after 'Paris Is Burning.'
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Yuffie K. - Complete
Summertime by RoseDemocracy05 reviews
From Deathly Hallows. In the lazy days of summer, friendship blooms and withers, and memories linger forever. A fic about the lives of Severus Snape and Lily Evans, particulary the many summers they spent together in Spinner's End.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,022 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
Everything Starts Somewhere by vhai reviews
A story about the life and times of a certain three children with certain extraordinary parents. May also be considered the story of Rose and Scorpius from nineteen years later. And Al. Has mentions of Teddy and Victorie, among other people.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/30/2007 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Scorpius M.
Chibi vincent by lastat-chan reviews
This is a Yuffientine, what happens to poor Vincent when he comes across Sephiroth in the forests near Nibelheim. Well i guess the title says. Enjoy!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 24,889 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/8/2006 - Published: 12/19/2004 - Vincent V., Yuffie K. - Complete
Nightmares Reawakened by Sakura Yosei reviews
Sequel to Nightmares. Yuffitine. Yuffie survived her ordeal of Kenji but now she no longer has Vincent...and whats happening to her body? Yuffie faces many more challenges bad summary
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,962 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/14/2005 - Published: 4/20/2004 - Yuffie K., Vincent V.
Patiently Waiting by Vincent Noble Valentine reviews
(updated)Renamed patiently waiting because in life that is what most of us are doing. A Vincent & Yuffie sort of fic about how the team disbands but more importantly what path wil vincent take? Return the coffin? Or start life anew? Review!GRR
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,879 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/20/2005 - Published: 8/11/2002
Run Away With Me! by CuteMooglez reviews
AU When Yuffie, the leader of a gang, steals something precious of Vincent's, he will stop at nothing to get it back. What are the reasons behind her gangs' acts of stealing and bullying? Vincent is about to find out for himself... PUT ON HOLD!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,617 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/31/2003 - Published: 3/29/2003 - Yuffie K., Vincent V.
Excel Excel and the Plot to rule Hogwarts by RaeaWolf reviews
Forgive me. I was going to post this under Excel Saga but it fits better here. The worst crossover ever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,681 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/3/2003 - Published: 1/4/2003
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Much ado about Yuffie love reviews
A crazy crack comdy love fic about Yuffie and Vincent.Sephy has control over Shrina/WRO, Cloud's stuffing forks into his hair and zombie Areis is looking for brains. Also much, much, more stuff for no reason! This has all been rewritten as of 2009!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,128 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 5/10/2004 - Vincent V., Yuffie K.
Battle for capsule corp
How did Bulma and Vegeta get together, this humor fic explans all. Vegeta gets zapped, drunk, taken away by the men in black and so much more. Rewrite after 5 years!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,915 - Published: 4/3/2009
Dungeons and Dragons FF7 style reviews
A very cracked story of the FF7 gang playing D&D. Very odd, very werid. Reading is the best way to understand. But funny.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,061 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Yuffie K., Vincent V. - Complete
The path of Prophecy reviews
This fanfic is a sorta half serious-but-still-pretty-dumb kinda fanfic. Vincent has awaken to a new world. 2 super powers have risen claming to be gods. Vincent must stop them with the help of the prophetess and the dissenting voice. Read to find out more
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,667 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/19/2004
Zone of the Excel!
Excel saga meets zone of the enders. Crazy things and god knows what else goes on in this fic. Hail lord ILPALAZO
Excel Saga - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,113 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2004
Vegeta VS Predator reviews
Vejeta vs. Predator! If you guess what it’s about you could win a fabulous prize! (a slice of toast)
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/7/2004 - Vegeta, Bulma
Summer loveing 1 reviews
Hello there! I’m your host The only one Knobi! This is my cheesiest, strangest and most dramatic fan fic ever! It’s a musical! And just so you don’t get confused I will tell you such amazing things as what the hell is going on? How old are they?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,325 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/7/2004 - Vegeta, Bulma
Trunks come home
Trunks come home! Where Trunks, Goten, Bra and Merin run away from home to go to Vegas!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,510 - Published: 1/7/2004 - Trunks, Goten
Tales of Satan City 2 reviews
Tales of Satan City2! Where the super sayajin spies have to dress up as ladies in the name of the law!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,694 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/7/2004 - Vegeta, Goku
Tales of Satan city reviews
Tales of Satan City 1! Where Goku and Vejeta open a detective business in Satan city!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,305 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/7/2004 - Vegeta, Goku
Ripples of time reviews
Ripples of time! Where Vejeta and the others screw up the time line and end up killing Freeza with jazz!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,931 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/7/2004 - Vegeta, Trunks
Wheres my mind gone? reviews
Oh no Vegetas lots his mind what will Bulma do? well he can paint the house for a start. Then theres cross dressing for fun.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/26/2003 - Vegeta