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If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile I solemly swear that anyone who flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree (or hate flamers), copy this into your profile If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile If one by one, the penguins steal your sanity, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever wondered if you were adopted because of your sibling, copy this into your profile. If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this on to your profile If you talk to yourself, copy this on to your profile If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs, put this in your profile. 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Copy this if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?" If at first you don't succeed, Then skydiving isn't for you! You say I'm not cool. Cool is just another word for cold. If I'm not Cold then I'm Hot. I know I'm Hot. Thank You for embracing it! Come to the dark side, we have cookies! You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You love, I love. You jump off a cliff, I go get a cookie You're just jealouse because the voices are talking to me My imaginary friend thinks you have some serious problems When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back "REMEMBER WHEN" REMEMBER WHEN .. Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great, huge crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye. I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun,he hit me and another, And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother;I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry. Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest, But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest When I heard that great, big crack,I ran as fast as I could please listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live. But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you" In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost Please if you would, Don't smash this on the ground. If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye". Now you have 2 choices, 1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try Not To Cry 2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are... Its ok to cry, I cried, so can you. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile 92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your asses off. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile. If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile If you are NOT one of those people who thinks having over 1 thousand friends on myspace is a contest copy this to your profile The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile. If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen... though that would kick ass), copy this into your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile. If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile! 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If only you had an Edward Cullen, you could pass for a Bella, copy and paste this If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck fan-girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile. (Flotsum) If you're a proud stalker and obssed love-struck fan-girl of Jasper Whitlock Hale, copy this into your profile. (Jinx) If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward, copy this into your profile. Copy and paste this in your profile if you have anxiously awaited your letter from Hogwarts when you were eleven, only to have your hopes dashed. If you are extremely obsessed with british boys, and their accents, copy this to your profile. If someone mentions Twilight, you can go on for hours talking about it, copy this to your profile. If you ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this to your profile If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this to your profile If you have ever copy and pasted something to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward or Anthony, copy this into your profile If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile If whenever you see a sliver Volvo you run down the street screaming, "EDWARD!", copy and paste this into your profile. If your friends are always trying to tell you to shut up but you dont, copy and paste this onto your profile. If your friends are considering torturing you to stop you talking about a fictional character, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are in love with a fictional character, copy and paste this onto your profile. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. One more life that will never love... A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, she asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to cry. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked her for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. She was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." You're never alone... 93 Percent Of the people who read this won't repost it. Don't be one of those people. Believe in God and he'll always be there to protect you. A girl died in 1933.A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive.The murderer chanted , Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia. there were 3girls They were looking through peoples The girl slowly came upon this one It had creatures in the background and the man She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was. Right then, an instant message came up. It said: SatanStalker: So how do u like my XxLoVemExX: What?? XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway?? SatanStalker: Well, you should know; XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro?? SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace. XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make SatanStalker: I just do. Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you. Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say. At the time the girl was wearing high She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me. SatanStalker: You should be afraid. SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you They were in shock. Her friend: Holy crap man just block him The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes SatanStalker: I am. SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really XxLoVemExX: What? My house? SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out. SatanStalker: Your screen name says SatanStalker has just signed off. The girl and her friend were really friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone. They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was She goes and knocks but no one said she opens it and finds her friend there on her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head. If you do not repost this in the next two one in your room, and one killing your parents at that Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for? Repost or you are going to die. Post this in your profile if, when you saw Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner on The Tyra Banks Show (on TV or YouTube), you jumped up and down, spinning rapidly in a circle and then crashed into your Christmas tree, fell down, and then your dog came and sniffed your face. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, Bubble Blower, panache2005, .Dr1v3n t0 1n5aN1Ty, maximum-ride-003, Lily-Ride-Cullen, SunnySkies4Life Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. Its always in the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it? You're laughing now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? When you get caught looking at him just remember he was looking back. When you're down I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I'll be willing to lay down right next to you. You don't die of a broken heart... you only wish you did. Sticks and stones may scar my skin but words slice through my soul within. GOD who else wants to cry now?? Its not until you're broken that you know what you're made of. There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is filled. Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door. One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. When your in jail a friend will bail you out, but a best friend will be sitting right next to you saying "damn that was fun!" Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver. Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over. Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up. Friends will always be like "Well, you deserve better!" but best friends will prank call him saying "You will die in seven days!" A friend will comfort you when he rejects you, but a best friend will go up to him and say "Its because your gay isn't it?" I called your boyfriend "gay" and he hit me with his purse! People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled Bang, I don't think you'd kill too many people. One for Girls! (A) A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I'm going to make you the happiest woman alive!" The woman replies "I'll miss you..." (B)Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, Love to forgive him, And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN Try Not To Cry |
