I suppose you came here because you want to know more about me. Or, more likely, I left you a constructive review and bruised your ego, so you want some kind of personal dirt to besmirch me with~. Needless to say, you shall not find it here. Happy searching, though! You're welcome to ask me anything. I do enjoy hearing from people and, contrary to popular belief, I do not bite. I take criticism very well, so all valid corrections are greatly appreciated.

I've already recieved this question several times, so I'm going to answer it publicly once: no, I am not British. You don't have to be from England to appreciate scones, jam, and tea. Any questions? There shouldn't be.

~Why yes, that was sarcasm. Very good.