HELLO! Como te llamas? Me llamo Evon. Soy una estadounidense.

Hi! My name is Evon, and I'm an American female between the ages of 13 and 21. Sorry, but we recently had an assembly about grooming, and you know how the paranoia works. I am from the Midwest, and am therefore practical and reasonably level headed. Kidding. I LOVE the Beatles, Led Zeppelin, Creedence Clearwater Revival, GNR, Ella Fitzgerald, Bette Midler, Aretha Franklin, Prince, etc. I love chemistry, band, and Spanish.

And that is me in the tiniest of nutshells.

My Stories: Most of the ones I have up... I'm not really proud of them. I would probably take them down if I had anything else to put up. But I'm working on some things now... Maybe. We'll see. Feel free to review, if you read one. ;)

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Very... Special Quotes. These make me happy sometimes, so I thought I'd put them up. Share the happiness, you know? Now I sound like a hippie.

"And now for something completely different- a man with three buttocks." -John Cleese, The man in the Dinner Jacket, Monty Python

"I'm sorry I'm late, but my walk has become rather silly lately..." -John Cleese, the Ministry of Silly Walks, Monty Python's Flying Circus

"There are some who call me... Tim." -Tim, The Holy Grail

"Staying alive. Which is why you throw yourself from a tower daily." -Linus Wynter, Airman by Eoin Colfer.

"There comes a time in human affairs when even the smallest man must stand up and say, 'Enough of this shit.'" -Peter Grotius, pretending to quote Winston Churchill, Tamar by Mal Peet.

"And then roll on the floor like this saying, 'P-ting, p-ting, p-ting!'" -Graham Chapman, Rev. I don't remember, Monty Python's Flying Circus.

This one is a long one:

"I'm fed up going abroad and being treated like sheep, what's the point of being carted around in buses, surrounded by sweaty mindless oafs from Kettering and Boventry in their cloth caps and their cardigans and their transistor radios and their, 'Sunday Mirrors,' complaining about the tea, 'Oh, they don't make it properly here, do they, not like at home,' stopping at Majorcan bodegas, selling fish and chips and Watney's Red Barrel and calamares and two veg and sitting in cotton sun frocks squirting Timothy White's sunscreen all over their puffy, raw, swollen, purulent flesh 'cuz they 'overdid it the first day...' -Tourist, Eric Idle, Monty Python's Flying Circus

"Tell me, Princess, when you found out that he was dead, did you get engaged to your prince that same hour, or did you wait a week out of respect for the dead?" -Wesley, Cary Elwes (sp?), The Princess Bride

"You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips." -Anonymous

"People wonder why I do this, why I write this gross stuff. I like to tell them that I have the heart of a small boy- and I keep it in a jar on my desk." -Stephen King

"Kill them all, for God will know his own." -Simon IV of Montfort, charged by the crown with sorting out and killing heretics

"What does double F stand for?... Well, I'm afraid I can't say the first bit, because we're in school right now."

"Oh, heh, heh, the stories I could tell you... but I'd like to keep my job, so..."

"I'm going to go sunbathe near my oil refinery..."

"Can't teach stupid."