Two-Face and Harvey Dent, after deciding a change of scenery is in order, have 'adopted' a new bar. You can image Jamie Mackenzie's surprise when it's her bar they start to frequent. Mostly AU with the occasional nod to proper time line. **ON A VERY LONG HIATUS, SORRY.**

Starting from when Jervis Tetch first arrived in Arkham after kidnapping Alice Pleasance, this story chronicles how Jervis developed from a man who had a breakdown to an insane psychopath... On Hiautus for now!

Poison Ivy and the Scarecrow have joined forces and are plotting murder. Batman would never admit it, but he almost hopes they succeed. Why? Because their intended victim is the Joker. Sequel to Nerd.

A collection of stories that were not quite long enough to be a one-shot. All Batman related.

The Scarecrow returns home after a successful Halloween, and discovers he may not be done with masks quite yet. In fact, the Mad Hatter insists he isn't.

Jervis has brought flowers to Jonathan's latest hideout, hoping for a night in. Scarecrow wants precisely the opposite. They're both going to end up ruining each other's plans. Scarecrow/Mad Hatter

Jervis is awoken in the middle of the night by the sound of screams. He follows his ears and discovers the Scarecrow has done something terrible. Jervis is then faced with an intolerable decision. Some Scarecrow/Hatter slash.

Two madmen discuss the value of literature. It all goes down hill from there.

AU. The last year of Tony Stark's Master's programme ends with a bang.

Escaping from Arkham in the dead of winter means a long, cold walk back to your secret lair. That walk doesn't get any more pleasant when your fellow escapee can neither keep up nor shut up.

Tell me if you've heard this one. A reformed Riddler walks into a bar... Takes place during the Gotham City Sirens era. A fluffy, smutty, lemony, funny good time. Please read & review!

A broke and bored Scarecrow knows the only way to numb that brilliant mind of the Riddler's is to drown it in alcohol. Somehow Catwoman gets dragged into their little wager and she's not all that willing.

To be lost in another's mind is never easy. The newest Alice struggles to understand or break free, or maybe she does nothing at all.

After the recent mass break-out at Arkham, Jervis and Jonathan flee from the Batman. This time, however, their encounter changes Crane in an unpredictable and possibly disastrous way, putting his friendship with the Hatter on an acid test...

The Riddler is up to something. Curiosity is in the Cat's nature. A branch of the Sphinx series.

After suffering the slings and arrows of a crooked doctor at Arkham, the Riddler decides that revenge is indeed a kind of wild justice.

Set three months after the events in Week of the Cat. For some people, Gotham never changes. For others, it's become barely recognizable. Third in the Twelve Days of Riddler series.

A series of one-shots featuring the villains of Gotham and their adventures during the holidays.

The Scarecrow has some special treats for Gotham this Halloween night.

Jonathan Crane and Jervis Tetch face the firing squad...

It seems everyone wants something from Eddie...some more than others. Sequel to Twelve Days of Riddler.

Over the course of a year, they discover they aren't so very different.

A late-night phone call leads Jonathan Crane to wonder just how mad the Mad Hatter really is.

Five ways Charles thought running a school for mutants would be better than it is.

Why is the ocean always angry? Part of the Sphinx series.

My first venture into Batman fanfics, featuring two of my favourite villains - Scarecrow and the Mad Hatter. As the King said 'Begin at the beginning and go on till you come to the end'.

Halloween in Gotham always carries an inherent element of risk. That's what makes it so much fun. For the Scarecrow.

The Scarecrow doesn't care who she is, where she hails from, or where she's going. He just needs a ride. OC but no romance, I can guarantee you that.

60s Batman w/ Adam West & Burt Ward. The supervillains of Gotham are about to finally catch the Caped Crusaders! Or will a lover's quarel ruin everything? Gorshin!Riddler/Meriwether or whoever you prefer!Catwoman

Among other things, it's a world of fear. So they say. -CAT-

There's something living in that chest. It's been in there for two hundred years. Don't fool yourself. The lock isn't broken. It just doesn't work... from the outside.

Out of Arkham and out of his mind, the Joker hits the town with an intangible companion who might be dead but isn't nearly departed. He can't touch her, she can't get away from him, and so they have to make the best of it.

Another day, another meeting of unusual people. Sequel to Sphinx.

The Scarecrow finds refuge in a small community near Gotham. Having been forcefully reminded of his home town, he plans on giving everyone a Halloween they'll never forget... But as he observes the residents, he himself becomes influenced by the town.

What do you call the most puzzling cat of all?

A mysterious and utterly irrelevant stranger drops a white rabbit off on the Mad Hatter’s doorstep. He falls in love with the spastic creature, but has no food for such an animal. So off to the pet store he goes!

Harley feels that the Scarecrow hasn't embraced the Christmas spirit, and decides to take matters into her own hands. She decorates her heart out, bringing all the cheer she can to the Scarecrow's lair. Can he avoid killing her over it?

Jehovah's Witnesses are spreading the word of God all over Gotham. What happens when they knock on all the wrong doors? Warning: will probably offend serious theists, as it has in the past.

The Joker sets out to prove that the Scarecrow is nothing more than a nerd. Can Dr. Crane show that mad scientist and geek are not synonymous? Will he have any dignity left by the end of the Joker's experiment?

*CAT* There are worse ways to pass thirty-six hours in Gotham City, right? Right? Come on, there’ve gotta be…

It seems like you kiss a lot of frogs just to get to…a bigger frog

Jervis Tetch doesn't know the meaning of the word no. Jonathan Crane is well aware of this. That's why he's running.

Magneto is having difficulty adapting to life as a good guy. So Xavier does the only thing he can: tricks him into going to a rehab clinic! Magneto tries to break back in!

Crack/Slash. Jervis and Jonathan sneak an impromptu therapy session with Dr. Leland. Will she be able to resolve their petty relationship problems in just 15 minutes? Are dormice fit to operate heavy machinery? The answer to both is a resounding HELL, NO.

Jonathan Crane does not like tea and God is dead. Set pre-Batman Begins.

A portrait of Jonathan Crane through a series of studies, labeled accordingly.

Hatter/Scarecrow. Jonathan learns the hard way that one should never mock the sanctity of fairytales.

Because someone out there needs to be feeding Jonathan Crane...*Revised*

“I encourage you to take out your aggression on idiots. It’s therapeutic and they deserve it.“ Selina doesn’t deal with her issues. Bruce and Eddie oblige. Batman/Catwoman/Riddler

If Batman jumped off a bridge..." Batman/Catwoman/Riddler

Jervis put the kettle on, kettle on, kettle on, Jervis, do put the kettle on, Jonathan Crane needs tea.

Harvard. Princeton. Harvard. Princeton. Harvard. Princeton. Ha-- hahahahahaha. Maybe The Joker was in need of a new partner. BatManXRiddlerXCatwoman

Everyone knew that Bruce's birthday was coming up." There's always that one person who comes up with the stupid surprise party idea. BatManXCatWomanXRiddler

Wierd, semi-fluffy AU in which there are tigers, cornfields and iminent doom. Though not, unfortunately, cornfields of iminent doom. BatManXRiddlerXCatWoman

Jervis has a very special guest today!

What if Rogue had stayed to help with the building of Genosha? COMPLETE. MagnetoRogue

A latenight murder of one of Gotham's elite, two suspects who claim to hate each other. What's really going on? contains slashy goodness

This retells the classic children's story A Bridge to Terabithia, through the eyes of Anna Darkholme. young Rogue, MystiqueDestiny, Cody

HatterScarecrow. Jonathon Crane has a doctor's hands...

Five things that could have changed Magneto's life, if they had happened. Multiple short AU's.

We all have to compromise, at least once in our lives. But how much is too much to compromise? The musings of Jean Grey in a oneshot, featuring mild smut and a rare moment between Jean and Rogue. Not femslash!

Life after Ascension is complicated, especially when lines begin to blur. Features RogueXMagneto, KittyXLance, and CharlesXJean, and a variety of other potentially disturbing things. Please note: This story may feature mature or adult themes.

An unwitting game of power is unfolding between enemies, turning forbidden intimate conduct into a confusing fight for control...but neither side can truly win this battle. Warning: contains strong adult themes.

Slash, ScarecrowxJoker No rest for the wicked. A childish nightmare leaves Scarecrow unsettled. ALSO: The End

Xavier is held prisoner. Warning: contains material that may disturb some readers.

What is your heart's desire? To have it, would you be willing to die?... A Magneto fic, set around UXM 210 when he was a member of the X-Men.

Magneto is kidnapped by a psycho who steals his body. Contains rape, violence. This is a serious work of fiction dealing with recovery from torture and identity transformation, not a wankfest.

An alternate origin for Joseph in which he gets a spine and Magneto doesn't go nuts.

A Tale of The X-Men in the old West!

After dying, Charles Xavier faces uncertainty in the afterlife. Enter a mysterious stranger . . .

Moviefic. Mystique watches Magneto and the X-Men, and ponders.

OTL Disability Challenge. Magneto must deal with being deafened.

Ever Wonder what Magnus ad Xavier would have been like in a world without superpowered mutants?