Post-EC. Foaly takes the weekend off and invites Julius Root and Root's ex-wife Ariel over for movies and booze. And what better film is there to watch besides Artemis Fowl's memory files?

Three decades later, a Fowl family member dies. In hopeless desolation, the loved ones of the deceased - fairies and humans alike - seek strength within each other to fight the encompassing darkness. One-shot.

... to read this fic. Find out what happens when Trouble Kelp asks Holly out for lunch. If he'll EVER get through to asking her in the first place, that is. Expect ample cheese, corn, and torture.

Heading for a vacation in Hawaii with his parents, Artemis sits at the cockpit, staring out into the horizon... and discovers something infinitely grand.