Malfoy wants to get back at his cheating boyfriend so he asks Harry to be his pretend boyfriend. Or, that awkward moment when your roommate that you're in love with wants you to start kissing him in public.

Voldemort has figured out a new way to cheat death; somehow he has managed to manifest himself inside of Harry Potter's head. Harry is on the verge of jumping from the Astronomy tower when Hermione figures out that all they might need is a pureblood...