Hello, hello, hello! The real sand_storm94 has given the other sand_storm94 free reign over what to put in their profile, so here it goes:

Name: HA! You wish.

Age: You actually thought I would tell you?

Location: Keep dreaming.

Gender: None of your business.

Hobbies: Taking over the world, annoying the friends and family, listening to music, reading, writing and talking to self, in that order.

Likes: Chocolate. Chocolate. Did we mention chocolate? Other likes include manga, anime, drawing and music. And sleeping, of course.

Dislikes: Ummmmm...Spiders. Vegetables. Incorrect grammar. Heroes who try (and fail) to stop me from secretly taking over the world.

Just so you know, we really are two different people. The original sand_storm94 does not have schizophrenia or MPD (or whatever it's called now). As such, we have two different writing styles, and that will be present in our work.

Other things you should know are: We have two separate keyboards, and on one of them, some of the keys don't work very well, especially 'd'. If something looks like it is missing a letter, that is why. Or could be that the other author just has horrible spelling (which is true) and the one with the messed up keyboard didn't catch the mistake. Also, we have no idea what the updating schedule will be, mostly because we either don't have time to write or because we were to lazy to. Sorry, but we do deserve some down time when we aren't doing anything, and as neither of us has much free time, we will take advantage of the little we have.

Peoples of the world! (Or at least those who bother visiting the profile and reading it!) When we, other people, or I write a story, it is because it is my/our/their idea. This applies to everyone on this site. Whether or not you like this idea has no bearing on the fact that we/I/they do, because if they didn't, they wouldn't post it. Please don't insult me/us/them by saying that our story is stupid just because you don't like it. If the idea of your favorite character is gay/lesbian/straight offends you, just don't read the story. You do not have the right to flame our stories. If you want to give constructive criticism, go for it. If you want to write a story totally contrary to mine, feel free. Just don't tell me/us/them that we suck because you don't like the story. Also, if you want to review, please do so in a way that is legible, preferably without replacing words with numbers and misspelling words that you should have learned in first grade. Proper punctuation and capitalization would be nice too. If you must flame my/our story please, I/we beg of you, at least give us a good reason. If you just phrase it the right way and prove to me that you aren't just being rude, I will happily accept any criticism (I make no promises about the other sand_storm94 or the other writers of this site).

Also, all of the characters on this site (with the exception of some OCs who are in reality the authors' way of interacting with the characters) are non-existant, false, not-in-reality, FICTIONAL!! Therefore, whether or not you are in love with a character makes no difference. THEY DO NOT EXIST! Hence, I may do as I please with them as long as I disclaim them ( so no, they really aren't too cool for anything, and if I want to write a crack fic with severe OOC-ness, I shall. While I ususally don't use OCs in my stories, and OOC-ness even less so, it is the principle of the thing that counts).

Do straight jackets keep you warm...?

No, seriously, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsy-pop? 'Cause I lose count somewhere around fifty or so...

Until you look at this profile again, farewell.