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 Author has written 6 stories for Maximum Ride, Sonny with a Chance, Twilight, CSI, and Red Riding Hood, 2011. Hi, my name is Sierra but you can call me Sweevil to the Heart or Sweevil for short since that's how I'll sign my stories. I'm 15 and I love FanFiction, along with a lot of other things. I live in, as my sister Araia who's account is called Emo Skittlez (check her out, not literally for the perverts but her stories) says: a place where the heat is most of the time but can snow too. I also have a mom, dad, another youngest sibling, and a dog named Elsie. Things that I Love: Books- Maximum Ride; Harry Potter Series; Twilight Series; Midnighters; The Good Guy; When the Wind Blows; The Lake House; Pride, Prejudice, and Zombies; The Haunting of Hill House; Where the Red Fern Grows; Fever 1796; The Uglies Series; The Host; Nancy Drew books; etc. Movies- Doomsday; John Tucker Must Die; Ghost Rider; Eagle Eye; I am Legend; Hoodwinked; Twilight; Skinwalkers; Monster's Inc.; Finding Nemo; Mulan; Pocahontas; Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix; Up; Jurassic Park's 1, 2, and 3; The Others; The Othersiders; Grease; The Invisible; Finding Nemo; Vampires Suck; etc. Singers/Songs- Train; Matchbox Twenty; Linkin Park; U2; Puddle of Mudd; Owl City; Silver Chair; Pink; Young and Divine; 3Oh!3; Kesha; Dido; La Roux; All American Rejects, Fall Out Boy; Kelly Clarkson; Secondhand Serade; Katie Parry; Timberland; Justin Timberlake; Flo Rida; Rod Stewart; Rob Thomas; 3 Doors Down; Papa Roach; Paramore; MGMT; etc. TV Shows- CSI:Crime Scene Investigation; Sonny with a Chance; Wizards of Waverly Place; Rugrats; Wipeout; I Survived a Japaneese Game show; My Life as a Teenage Robot; Danny Phantom; Lost Tapes; The Most Extreme; iCarly; SpongeBob SquarePants; Punky Bruster; Punked!; That 70's Show; What I Like About You; Dexter; etc. Other things I Randomly Listed- animals; reading; Fanfiction ( duh ); track ( I like running ); my family; my dog, Elsie; Duke TIP summer camp ( TIP is love! ); writing; school ( meaning certain classes and the social interaction ); mythology ( vampires, werewolves, zombies, and all of that stuff ); etc. Stories I Plan on Doing as of 10-11-10: The Girl in the Wooden Shack (Twilight): While spending time in the woods of his new home Forks, vampire Edward Cullen finds a beaten and broken girl all alone in a wooden shack. After healing her and falling in love with her, he gos searching for her attacker. He must find the secrets and reasoning behind a quadruple murder/kidnapping that has everyone in Forks baffled. But Bella's attacker isn't done with her yet, and may even pose a threat to the Cullens... Electric Feel (Twilight): Based off the Song "Electric Feel" by MGMT. People, and vampires, live in a world dominated by endless rain forests. Everyone lives in Native American/Aztec-like tribes that constantly come in contact with each other. But what happens when the vampiric Cullen clan meets the Olympian human tribe, along with a girl who can electrocute anybody senseless, even a vampire, with a single touch. Almost Alive (Sonny with a Chance): On a seemingly ordinary morning at Condor Studios everybody finds Sonny; who Chad has secretly loved for weeks; half dead on her set, driving Chad half-mad with fear and anger. But when Chad, a nearly dead Sonny, and the rest of the crew of So Random are trapped in Condor Studios with the killer during a freak storm, can they all live and still catch the madman who tried to kill Sonny? The Forgotten (CSI:Crime Scene Investigation): While on a secret date at Grissom's house, Grissom and Sara are attacked and told that if they speak a word their co-workers will all be killed. Forced to do the one thing they said they would never do, hide evidence and leave a crime unreported, the two of them must rely on each other and work together to find their attacker and discover what their attacker's ultimate goal is; all the while hiding it from their observant friends and keeping themselves and the other alive. Wings of Justice (Maximum Ride/CSI:Crime Scene Investigation Crossover): One night in a Las Vegas alley three birdkids are kidnapped while the other three are shot and left for dead. The Las Vegas Crime Team must discover the secrets behind the Flock and help them find their missing family and stop the School. But the School has connections in Las Vegas, and won't stop until the whole Flock, along with Grissom's team, is dead. Animal (Maximum Ride): One Shot. Fang wants Max to know how he feels about her while they are staying at her mom's house. So a Sing-Along-Birdkid-Style ensues! Protectors (Maximum Ride/CSI:Crime Scene Investigation Crossover): *This story is after the Miniature Killer is caught but before Sara leaves and after STWAOES* Through some strange occurrence at the mental health facility, Natalie Davis, the Miniature Killer, escapes. As the CSI team tries to find out how this happened, several mysterious things occur, like Grissom and Sara's town house being broken into, a strange boy attacking a random shopper right in front of Greg, a little girl hiding under Sara's car, and six strange birds that keep getting seen flying high over every crime scene. Did I mention that scientists all over Vegas are getting killed in strange animal attacks? The Creatures (Twilight): Bella was sent by her kind to perform a special mission that will change her life-spy on a coven of vampires. But it's not so easy to bring out the secrets of your new foster family when you are trying to keep your own hidden from view. Can Bella manage to get out of the white mansion alive, or will the Cullens find out what she's hiding behind her chocolate brown eyes and silent mind? The Relatives (Twilight): You always heard about the Cullen's extended family throughout the books, but what about Bella's? Hilarity insuses as Bella's aunt, uncle, and cousins come to Forks for Bella's youngest cousin's birthday. Now the Cullen's must house this group of wild relatives all the while giving in to a a 6-now 7-year old's wishes. Expect to see voo-doo dolls, flirting with married male vampires, and Emmett at Chuck-E-Cheese! What was that about emos? Our Enemies (Twilight): Bella, Alice, and Rosalie are three adopted sisters who have all had bad experiences in their pasts. Bad experiences that include vampires that is! While living in Forks with their vampire mother, Esme, three new kids come to town and fall in love with them. Can you guess who that is? Did I mention they are vampires? How will they get the girls to love them back when all three hate vampires? Mutliple Personality Day, a sequel to Multiple Personality Week (Sonny with a Chance): *PLEASE REMEMBER THIS IS JUST A ROUGH DRAFT OF A WILD IDEA SINCE I HAVE NOT YET FINISHED MPW* After that disasterous week, Condor Studios is trying to get back to it's old orderly way-meaning the usual chaos. But when Mr. Condor decides to sponcer an organization called Mental Help for Teens by having three mentally disabled/disturbed teens spend a day each with the casts of Mackenzie Falls and So Random!, terrible things may happen. Can Sonny still keep the secret of Demi from these kids and experts whenm Demi becomes insistent that Sonny gives away thr truth? And, dare I say it, but has Demi fallen in love? Talks with Warrick (CSI: Crime Scene Investigation): *based off my one-shot called Walks with Sara. May become a series of related one-shots*After Warrick was murdered Catherine was lost. Finding herself in the forest that the two of them worked their first case together, Catherine mourns til she finds herself confronted with Warrick himself. But after refusing to allow herself to love him for so long, can it hurt to enjoy an illusion of him? Even if it may lead to her end? Wild Animals (Harry Potter):Through some strange potions accident two animals are changed into human beings with magical powers. Now Severus Snape must pretend a newly human boy and girl are his twin nephew and niece, Harry and Luna Snape. What mischief can these two get themselves into when they're still animals at heart? Will anybody buy the Potion Master's crazy story? Let's hope so! If you give up, I will be forced to buy a plane ticket to wherever you live and slap you. A true boyfriend When she walks away from you mad Guys post as: "I'd be this boyfriend." You know you're a writer... -If you talk to yourself. Copy and Paste this if you're a writer. A father passing by his son's bedroom, was astonished to see that the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, 'Dad.' With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands. Dear, Dad. I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her, because of all her piercings, tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I am. But it's not only the passion, Dad. She's pregnant. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with the other people in the commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it! Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself. Love, P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Jason's house. Call when it is safe for me to come home... Some jokes Jacob should have used - - Two blondes were trying to break into their own car having left the keys inside, one looks at the sky and goes "Quick! Its going to rain and the top is down!" - A blonde walks up to a man and asks what the time is, he tells her its twenty past one and she goes "Why does everyone I ask give me a different answer!" - A brunette walks into a room with a mirror that destroys anyone who lies to it. She says, "I think I'm really intelligent." The mirror destroys her. A ginger walks into the room with the mirror and says, "I think I'm really hot!" The mirror destroys her. A blonde walks into the room with the mirror and says, "I think-" the mirror destroys her. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off. If you have ever gotten so sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember what you were talking about in the first place, copy this onto your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever been forced to sit through a movie so old that King Arthur himself probably wrote the script, copy this. If you get upset often because you can't become a knight, copy this to your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you can smell trouble a mile away, and still walk straight into it, copy and paste this into your profile. If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. If you trip over flat surfaces copy and paste this onto your profile. If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. If you have a wide range variety of interests, copy and paste this into your profile. If you call book characters "Cute" even though you've never actually seen them, copy this to your profile. If you've ever cried because one of your characters dies, copy this. If you come up with stories faster than you can write them...crud...I just came up with another one. If you talk to your book characters copy this. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy and paste this onto your profile. If Fanfiction to you is what My Space is to other people, copy and paste this into your profile. If you should be doing homework right now, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile. If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy this into your profile If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile If you ran up a down escalator copy this into your profile If you think sarcasm is a conditioned reflex, Copy this and paste it on your profile If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. 95 of people would panic if the Jonas brothers stood on the roof of a 3 story building and said they were about to jump. If you are one of the 5 who whould get all of your friends, some popcorn, and a soda and scream "JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!" copy this. If you have ever wished you could talk to animals, paste this into your profile. If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile If you have ever stared at something while you're walking and then walked headfirst into a pillar copy this into your profile If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought your paper would protect you, you buttmuncher." The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust? Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.. Whenever someone asks me to define love, I usually think for a minute, then I spin around and pin the guy's arm behind his back. Now who's asking the questions? 45 Things to do in a Elevator: 1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside, and ask, "Got enough air in there?" 2. Stand silent and motionless in one corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to open the doors, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open by themselves. 4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask them all to call you Admiral. 5. Meow occasionally. 6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly. 7. Say "DING!" at every floor. 8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons. 9. Make explosion noises whenever someone else pushes a button. 10. Stare grinning at another person for a while, then say, "I have new socks on." 11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?" 12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13. Draw a little square with chalk on the floor then say to the other passengers, "This is my personal space." 14. When there's only one other person on the elevator, tap them on the shoulder then pretend it wasn't you. 15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug with the other passengers. Tell them that you will never forget them. 16. Ask if you can push the buttons for other people, but push the wrong ones. 17. Hold the doors open and say that you're waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi, Greg. How's your day been?" 18. Drop a pen and wait until someone bends to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!" 19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. 20. Pretend that you're a flight attendant, and review emergency exits with the other passengers. 21. Swat at flies that don't exist. 22. Yell, "Group hug!", then enforce it. 23. Make race car noises when someone gets on or off. 24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift as you. 25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you just shup UP!" 26. Walk in with a cooler that says "human head" on the side. 27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!", then whistle innocently. 28. Let your cell phone ring--don't answer it. 29. Walk into the lift and say, "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..." 30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when others don't. 31. Ask people which floor they want, then say, "Is that your final answer?" 32. Also in your bellboy act, ask people what floor they want. Whenever they answer, give them a glare and say, "You should be ashamed of yourself!" 33. Ask loudly, "Did you feel that?" 34. Tell different people that you can see their aura. 35. When the door closes, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again." 36. Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body." 37. Dress up in a long black cloak with a hood, stare at everyone, and in a deep voice announce: "It is time..." 38. Say your Majesty when anybody gets on. 39. Introduce yourself as Lord Voldemort. 40. Ask people which floor they want and why, and then announce that you're going to the floor with Olympus on it because you didn't steal any lightening. 41. Hang Ethan Hunt style from the ceiling of the elevator and speak ominously when someone enters "Heloooooooo" 42. Still hanging from the ceiling, drop onto whoever comes in. 43. Try to make up and sing lyrics for the boring elevator music. 44. Try to start a My-Briefcase-is-better-than-yours contest. 45. Hold a ring and say, "My precious" I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that, put it in your profile! (awesomeness, no?) BEST FRIENDS/GOOD FRIENDS A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you. A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!" A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies. A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again! A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore. A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial. A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds ass that left you. A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story. A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries. A good friend will help you learn to drive. A best friend will help you roll the car into the lake so you can collect insurance. A good friend will watch your pets when you go away, A best friend won't let you go away. A good friend will help you up when you fall down. A best friend will point and laugh because she's the one that tripped you. A good friend will go to a concert with you. A best friend will kidnap the band with you. A good friend calls your parents "Mr." or "Mrs." A best friend calls your parents by their first names. A good friend hides you from the cops. A best friend is probably the reason they are after you in the first place. A good friend lets you make an idiot of yourself in public. A best friend is up there with you making an idiot out of herself too. FRIENDS: never ask for anything to eat or drink when they're at your house BEST FRIENDS: are the reason why you have no food FRIENDS: call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and grandpa, by Grandpa BEST FRIENDS: call your parents by DAD and MOM and grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: would bail you out of jail BEST FRIENDS: would be sitting next to you saying, "MAN!! We screwed up!" FRIENDS: have never seen you cry BEST FRIENDS: won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you're not down anymore FRIENDS: would get you hooked on something unhealthy like Harry Potter :( BEST FRIENDS: would get you hooked on something unhealthy like MAXIMUM RIDE! :) FRIENDS: ask you to write down your number BEST FRIENDS: has you on speed dial FRIENDS: borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back BEST FRIENDS: loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: only knows a few things about you BEST FRIENDS: could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: will leave you behind if that's what the crowd's doing BEST FRIENDS: will kick the whole crowd's butt that left you FRIENDS: would knock on your front door BEST FRIENDS: walk right in and say, "I'M HOME!" FRIENDS: you have to tell them not to tell BEST FRIENDS: already know not to tell FRIENDS: would give you the option to let you obsess over what ever you want BEST FRIENDS: would eventually make you obsess over something you thought you would never love until you try FRIENDS: are through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: are for life FRIENDS: will be there to take your drink away from you if they think you had enough BEST FRIENDS: will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "BOTCH! Drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!" A good friend FADES but a best friend LASTS FOREVER. Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't. This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is an cat This is idiot cat This is busy cat This is for cat This is forty cat This is seconds cat Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down. I bet you can't resist passing it on when you're done! ~I used all my sick days so I called in dead. there were 3girls They were looking through peoples The girl slowly came upon this one It had creatures in the background and the man She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was. Right then, an instant message came up. It said: SatanStalker: So how do u like my XxLoVemExX: What?? XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway?? SatanStalker: Well, you should know; XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro?? SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace. XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make SatanStalker: I just do. Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you. Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say. At the time the girl was wearing high She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me. SatanStalker: You should be afraid. SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you They were in shock. Her friend: Holy crap man just block him The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes SatanStalker: I am. SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really XxLoVemExX: What? My house? SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out. SatanStalker: Your screen name says SatanStalker has just signed off. The girl and her friend were really friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone. They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was She goes and knocks but no one said she opens it and finds her friend there on her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head. If you do not repost this in the next two Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for? Repost or you are going to die. (Holy crap. I read this and it freaked me out sooo i jst posted it. HOLY CRAP!! REPOST! SERIOUSLY! I got shivers after reading this... O_O) Random sayings. Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. (So true...) Its always in the last place you look...of course it is, why the heck would you keep looking after I found it? Your laughing now because your older than me by mere months, but when you 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? When you get caught looking at him just remember he was looking back. When your down I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I'll be willing to lay down right next to you. You don't die of a broken heart... you only wish you did. (Strange...) Sticks and stones may scar my skin but words slice through my soul within. (That's deep and depressing...) Its not until you're broken that you know what you're made of. There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is filled. Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door. One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. When your are in jail a friend will bail you out, but a best friend will be sitting right next to you saying "dang that was fun!" People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world Silence is golden, duct tape is silver. Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over. Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up. Friends will always be like "Well, you deserve better!" but best friends will prank call him saying "You will die in seven days!" (Also True!) A friend will comfort you when he rejects you, but a best friend will go up to him and say "Its because your gay isn't it?" (I can picture one of my friends doing that!!) I called your boyfriend "gay" and he hit me with his purse! People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled Bang, I don't think you'd kill too many people. Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is? Can fat people go skinny-dipping? If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation? If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose? So what's the speed of dark? How come abbreviated is such a long word? Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak? Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag? A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops On my desk, I have a work station.. If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"? Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans? Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men? How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there? If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague. After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water? Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food? If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in? Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse? Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it? Why can't you find fresh sardines in the fish market? Why do so many old people eat at cafeterias? Why does an "X" stand for a kiss? Why does the word "Filipino" start with the letter F ? Why are the copyright dates on movies and television shows written in Roman numbers? Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can't put on mascara Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98? Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons? Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor? Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes? Why sheep don't shrink when it rains? Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together? If con is the opposite of pro, is "Congress" the opposite of "progress"? Why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe? Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems? Everyday is a gift, that's why they call it the present. My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it's gone. If you know me, chances are you hate me. Heaven doesn't want me and hell is afraid I'll take over. When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back. Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk and the rest of it telling us to sit and shut up. Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it. Sometimes, people just build walls up not to keep others out, but to see who cares enough to break through. The cracks in the cement are a reminder that no matter how strong you may be, you can break. Excuse me... have you seen my sanity?... I think I lost it. Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey? If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch? 364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, it's encouraged! Why is that? Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door... Tragedy is when I cut my finger, comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. Crazy is a relative term in my family! How is it possible to have a civil war? When French people swear, do they say, "Pardon my English."? Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first? If the SWAT team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later? I read Eclipse and wanted to punch Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD. Then Bella did it for me. Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat. Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes. Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by. Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic... Always forgive your enemies... nothing annoys them more. Never do anything you don't want to explain to the paramedics. If it wasn't for physics and law enforcement I'd be unstoppable. Apparently 1 in 5 people are Chinese. There are five people in my familly so it must be one of them. It's ether my mum or dad. Or my older brother, Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-chan-chu. But i think it's Colin. There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that can't. If olive oil comes from olives then where does baby oil come from? If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible? Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space, but it is ok to use a handicapped toilet? In that song, She'll Be Coming 'Round the Mountain, who is "she"? How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside" when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone? Why is it that if something says, "Do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat? Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse? Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable? Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?" Can mute people burp? What happens if you put "this side up" face down while popping microwave popcorn? Why is chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but the hardest thing to eat with? How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play? If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold? Why is there that little space inside strawberries, as if it was meant for a pit, and then the seeds are on the outside? Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable? Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been free? If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it? You know the expression, "Don't quit your day job?" Well what do you say to people that work nights? Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're standing in the doorway? In case of an emergency, wouldn't you run out, too, therefore NOT blocking the exit? Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down? It IS as bad as you think and they ARE out to get you. A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work. If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation. Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss. There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM... When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them. The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not. Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon. Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe. Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history. If dance were any easier, it would be called football. Why do all superheroes wear spandex? If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes? Why did Mary own a little lamb? I don't obsess! I think intensely. They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door... Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have! I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?! Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. The toothfairy teaches kids it's okay to sell body parts. I'm not crazy. My reality is just different then yours. Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. I went to a fight and a hockey game broke out. I was about to take over the world, but I got distracted when I saw something shiny. Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot. Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic... Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history Your year book picture still haunts me. The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not. All was well until Voldemort and Vader started discussing which was better, magic or The Force. A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is GOING somewhere. I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun. You don't like me, well it's mind over matter. I don't mind and you don't matter. 364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that? You're a speacial kind of stupid aren't you? Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary. Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that. So what if we act like imature idiots? We're having fun. One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh,he just took a wrong turn,got lost,and is to stubborn to ask directions. If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you're telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy. I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? Which way does a compass point in space? Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. "Why do you do that, mommy?" he asked. "To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue. "What's the matter?" asked Little Johnny. "Giving up? A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas season emphasis on His birth. He wanted to make sure they understood that the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that He grew up, etc So he asked his class, "Where is Jesus today?" Steven raised his hand and said,"He's in heaven."Mary was called on and answered, "He's in my heart." Little Johnny, waving his hand furiously, blurted out, "I know! I know! He's in our bathroom!!"The whole class got very quiet, looked at the teacher, and waited for a response. The teacher was completely at a loss for a few very long seconds, Finally, he gathered his wits and asked Little Johnny how he knew this. Little Johnny said, "Well...every morning,my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door, and yells,"Jesus Christ, are you still in there?!" The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said, "Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?" Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, CBS, HBO and the Cartoon Network!" Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures, tacked to a bulletin board, of the 10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person."Yes," said the policeman. "The detectives want very badly to capture him." Little Johnny asked, "Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture?" If overalls are held up by the snaps at the top, then why do they have belt loops? Why is it that its good to score under par in golf but its bad to be "under par" in any thing else? One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff... Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner! Growing old is mandatory...growing up is optional... You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil. Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that, my children, is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies. Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.' Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, "Where the hell is the ceiling?!" A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from. He who laughs last didn't get it. The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action. Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking. 82 percent of teenagers do drugs, drink alcohol, and rob convenience stores...put this in your profile if you like bagels. Got a problem with me? Solve it. A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island. For years, they live there, and one day they find a magic lamp. They rub it, and sure enough, out comes a genie. The genie says "since I can only give out 3 wishes, you may each have one." So the brunette goes first, "I have been stuck here for years, I miss my family and my husband and my life - I just want to go home." POOF, she is gone. The redhead makes her wish, "This place sucks, I want to go home too." POOF, she is gone. The blonde starts crying uncontrollably. The genie asks, "What is the matter?" The blonde said, "I wish my friends were here." Joke #2 A Blonde Brunett and a red head were at gun point in a mall. The man said to the brunett, "Any last words?" "A tornado!" she yells and gets away. The man turned to the red head. "Any last words?" "Sand storm!" the red head yelled and got away. He turned to the blonde and said, "Any last words?" "Fire!" "Okay..." the man said and fired the gun. Alright there are more I could put but I don't want to offened any more blondes out there. Sorry again I just thought they were funny... Pledge 1. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 2. When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in. 3. When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 4. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining. 5. When you are confused, I will use little words. 6. When you are sick, stay the heck away from me until you are well. I don't want whatever you have. 7. When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt. This is my oath. I pledge it until the end. "Why?" you may ask. Because you are my friend. Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can truly feel its warmth. Roses are red, Allodoxaphobia- Fear of opinions. Agateophobia- Fear of insanity. Alliumphobia- Fear of garlic. (Vampires??) Arachibutyrophobia- Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth. Bibliophobia- Fear of books. -This would probably drive me to phobia listed above (Agateophobia-Fear of Insanity) Chaetophobia- Fear of hair. Chromophobia or Chromatophobia- Fear of colors. -That would seriously suck. Dutchphobia- Fear of the Dutch. -Sorry Dutch people, but some people are afraid of you. Anglophobia- Fear of England or English culture, etc. Ephebiphobia- Fear of teenagers. -What can I say? Ergophobia- Fear of work. -Sounds like a good excuse to me. Gerontophobia- Fear of old people. -I just I can understand this one, I mean an old lady with crutches... shivers Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words. (Now this name is just mean!) Euphobia- Fear of hearing good news. (Wow) Nomatophobia- Fear of names. Panophobia or Pantophobia- Fear of everything. Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia or Sesquipedalophobia-Fear of long words (AHHH! :D) Androphobia- Fear of males Unatractivephobia- Fear of ugly people Venustraphobia-Fear of beautiful woman Thaasophobia- Fear of sitting Sophophobia- Fear of learning (sometimes I wish I can have that phobia) Scriptophobia-Fear of writing in public Scolionophobia- Fear of school ( I sometimes wish I could have that phobia too) Phronemophobia-Fear of thinking (poor person who has that phobia) Triskaidekaphobia- Fear of the nuber 13 (or Friday the 13th) Walmart pranks! 1) Scream into the intercom, "RRAAAPPPEEE!!" 2) Hide in the circular clothes racks and when someone walks by, whisper, "Buy me... Take me with you..." 3) Pretend to be a ninja. 4) While you're pretending to be a ninja, roll across the floor of the lobby while humming Mission: Impossible. 5) Get a friend and have them push you around in a cart. After you get enough speed have them let you go so you're heading straight down one of the aisles, and then scream "WE'RE GONNA CRASH!" and proceed to make exploding noises. 6) Go into a random aisle and knock all of the items onto the floor. If someone finds you while you're doing that, give them and eye twitch, say "It's finally clean!" and run away screaming. 7) Call Walmart over and over for three hours, each time adopting a new accent, and see if they notice it's the same number. 8) Climb one of the shelves (not a tall one, unless it's bolted to the ground, DO NOT SUE ME IF YOU GET HURT!) and throw tennis balls at random people when they walk by, and if they look in your direction yell "Crap! MISSION FAILED! ABORT!" 9) Take a permanent marker and on all of the Barbie dolls boxes draw mustaches in front of the faces. 10) Do exactly the same with Hannah Montana dolls. 11) Go into the lingerie aisle (if you're a girl) or the condom aisle (either boy or girl) and fill up a whole cart with them, then attempt to check out. If they let you buy them but give you weird looks, mutter incoherently, throw one of the items at them, and then leave the store talking a bit too loud about people judging everybody these days. 12) Go into the G.I. Joe aisle, and if no one is there, put a tape recorder behind one of them that has something like the following on it: "Hey! Hey you! Come over here. That's right, now..." and then improvise, and play this tape whenever a little kid walks up. (Just don't get caught, believe me, it doesn't end well especially when the parents find you harrassing their kid. :P) 13) When someone announces something over the intercom, assume the fetal position and scream, "ITS THE VOICES AGAIN!" 14) Use one of the security cameras as a mirror and pick your nose. 15) Set all of the alarm clocks in the House wares aisle to go off every five minutes. 16) Jam a Star Wars lightsaber (saver?) into the security system (idk what they're called) things at the doors and stand there staring at it while it beeps. When someone comes over to see what's wrong tilt your head with one hand on your chin and say, "Well how did that get there?" 17) In the bike aisle take one of them out and ride it around the store, chasing random people. 18) Move a "Caution: Wet Floor" sign to a place with carpet. 19) Make a trail of red food coloring to the bathrooms. 20) If a clerk asks to help you say hysterically, "Why won't you people leave me alone!?" 21) Walk up to a random clerk and mutter, "Code six in aisle three." and see what happens. 22) In the most crowded part of the store keep glancing anxiously at the ceiling/lights and see if others start staring at them too. 23) Bring in any type of fruit that is circular and about as big as your fist, then throw it down a crowded aisle yelling, "Go, Pikachu!" 24) Walk up to random people and tell a different Chuck Norris joke every time. 25) Walk up to a random person and hug them, saying, "I missed you! How's that pet (insert most random animal here) of yours?" really loudly. When you stop hugging them see if they'll play along if they think they've forgotten you. (It's really funny when that happens) P.S I never changed, I just got tired of pretending I was happy. -BRB, I'm busy trying to jump off the roof with the kitchen broom. -Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS - There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. - Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling. - You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'. - A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from. - When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. - Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking. If you have ever been obessed with something, copy paste this into your profile There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is full. Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over. When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear. It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone. Silence is golden, duct tape is silver I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car.' SISTERS GRIMM ROCKS Things I'm not allowed to do in Ferryport landing. 1. I will not tell Sabrina that the president of the United States is an Everafter 2. I will not quote from Monty Python and the Holy Grail whenever I see King Arthur 3. It is not polite to ask Jake if he likes "older women" 4. I am not supposed to try and convince Daphne that Harry Potter is real 5. Mr. Canis is not a werewolf, and I should not compare him to Remus Lupin 6. Jokes about police officers being pigs aren't really funny 7. I will not, as a human, pretend to be a mime trapped inside a box while standing next to the magical barrier 8. Saying "I don't believe in fairies" will not make Puck or his minions die 9. I will not constantly mention living "happily ever after" 10. I will not talk about finding my Prince Charming, especially if said prince is within earshot 11. I will not throw beans on the ground and pretend that they were magic ones 12. I will not ask people to see their driver's licenses 13. Nottingham will not be amused if I forge a love letter from him to Heart 14. I will not sing songs from the movie Men in Tights whenever I see Robin Hood or his men 15. I will not steal from Baba Yaga and blame it on somebody else 16. I will not offer any "anti-aging" products to Everafters 17. It is not a good idea to cover walls with red handprints, even as a joke 18. I will not brag about all the places I've been recently 19. Pretending to discover magical items is not ok 20. I will not allow Rumpelstiltzkin to adopt children, nor will I hire him as a babysitter 21. I will not start rhyming random words to annoy Mirror 22. I will not give Elvis sausage, no matter what happens 23. I will not attempt a brain/heart transplant on the Scarecrow/Tin Man 24. I will not refer to Everafters by their real names in front of other people 25. I will not ask for autographs 26. I will not ask Everafters to refer me to their plastic surgeons 27. I am not allowed to negotiate a peace treaty with the Scarlet Hand 28. I will not use Mirror to do my hair and make-up in the morning 29. I will not ask known Scarlet Hand members to join a new organization called "The Blue Foot". I like work. It fasinates me. I can sit and stare at it for hours. Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems? You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. I DONT obsess! I think intensley... Watch it, if your ego gets any bigger it may pop. The world is full of people. All of which are misunderstood at the most crucial points of their lives. I am that girl, The one who likes book more than boys. The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy The one who always wonders what she did wrong The one who writes to escape The one who just wants to help The one that really wants to make a difference The one that sticks to her values The one that refuses to believe that this is it The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow The one who won't give in The one won't give up -by linguisticsrock, Copy and Paste if you can relate to this. Live, laugh, love. I say Live, laugh, PARTY!! -origanal quote by me. Stupid friends- Boys are so insensitive, immature, dumb, unwanting of relationships and just plain dumb! Me- but...We're in the sixth grade... Girly girl-Omg! My pants have dirt on them!! I HAVE TO CALL MY MOM!! Me- #ROLLS IN MUD You guys just don't get it. Boys- You're wierd! Me- Coming from the people who fart and sneeze at the same time. Whatever. Girly girl-Ew, whats with your face? Me-It's called a REAL smile, you should try it some time. Girly girls- Heehee heehee! Me- BWAHAAHAHAHA SNORT hAHAHAHAHAHHHAAAAAA!! DROOLS A LITTLE Girly girl-Oh, heeeeey Boy! winks me- Yo, man hows it going? Smiles Girly girl- One hair sticks out Omg! Look how messy my hair is! Me- Leaves and grass stick out You still don't get it... Girly girl- Of course I get out of bed looking this good! Me- I get out of bed and look like the boogie monster. girly Girl- sleeps perfectly like sleeping beauty Me- snores loudly, kicks the sheet off, almost drowns in drool Spoiled brat- But mom!! EVERYONE has an Iphone, and I don't! iT"S NOT FAIR!! Spoiled brats mom-no sweetie. Spoiled brat- I HATE YOU! YOU DONT LOVE MEEEEE!! crys Me- Hey mom, can I get this book? Mom- no. Me- okay. do you see the differences here? the good guys don't always win.-Idk The good guys don't always win...JUST KIDDING!!-me dad-look, fairytales ARE NOT REAL, got it? Me-Yeah, i get it... mumbles My pet Griffin would so eat you right now! dad- what? Me- Love you dad! aunt- look, kitty is in a better place now, okay? Me- Nu uh, its in hole in the ground with worms eating him. Aunt- who took your soul? Girly girl- ee-choo! Me- Ah...ah.. AHH-CHOOO!! If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you've ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you've ever fallen going up the stairs, copy this into your profile. If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull (or Vice Versa) copy this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfics, copy this into your profile. If you're reading this instead of doing something you really need to do, copy this into your profile. If you're obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile. 92 percent American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought imposible to choke on), copy this in your profile. If you believe that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin trix, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two mooses meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won't say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing too, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile If you're defying gravity, and no one can pull you down, copy this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you read maximum ride the angel experiment in under 5 hours copy this onto your profile. If you read maximum ride school's out forever in under 5 hours copy this into your profile. If you have a dog, and wish he could talk like total, copy this onto your profile. If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile. If you've ever left the internet for months at a time just to return suddenly, copy and past this onto your profile. If you think the world is heading to a bad place,and are plannning on doing something about it by making wondiful stories, copy and paste this onto your profile. If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile. If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile 98 percent of teens can walk without running into walls. If you're in the 2 percent that can't, post this in your profile. 98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have an increasingly sophisticated and extensive vocabulary, situate this in your characterization. If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile. If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile. If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you do NOT think astrology is cheesy and no good, copy and paste this onto your profile. If random songs just pop into your head at any given moment, from 'I've Been Working On the Railroad' to the Animorphs' version of the Barney Song (I hate you, you hate me, we're an alien family...), to your most favorite song ever, copy and paste this onto your profile. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" (or just say "I know! Join the club of freaky-ness. Where we all act like freaks!", which is what I do), copy this into your profile If you generally crash on your couch even when your bed is free, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile. If you've ever walked into a window copy this onto your profile (you don't wanna hear that story) if someone gave you money for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you only like to copy but hate pasting, copy this but don't paste it into your profile. If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile. If you've ever read/started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile. If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile. (dude, it was weird) If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If you find yourself making fanfictions of your life/your friends lives/random people you know's lives/random people you know of's lives, post this in your profile. If you find yourself making fanfictions of other fanfictions in your head, post this in your profile. If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile. If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you freakin' could, copy this into your profile. If yoo cant spel too sav yoor lyfe then putt thes in yoor profiele. if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile. If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile (what's two squared?) If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile! (Especially the FREAKING CAPS LOCK!!) If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile. The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. Copy this and paste it on your profile if you've acted out funny lines you've come up with for your characters without noticing it and have received many odd looks/comments. Copy this and paste it on your profile if you think sarcasm is a conditioned reflex. Copy this and paste it on your profile if you've ever hugged/kissed/licked a tree. If you are called 'weird' at least 5 times a day, post this in your profile. If you think that the kids should let Lucky have some stupid Lucky Charms, post this in your profile. If you think the Cocoa puffs bird should go to rehab, post this in your profile. If you aren't dead yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you likely will be soon because of insulting people too many times, post this in your profile. If you randomly check your email every five minutes while on the computer, copy this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile. If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people then copy this into your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that's weird. If you agree then copy this into your profile. 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If you believe that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you, copy and paste this onto your profile. 92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their heads off at the others. Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile If all else fails, read the Instructions. I'm not clumsy... The floor just hates me. Smart is sexy. Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door... When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. Join The Army. Visit places. Meet cool people... Then kill them... There cannot be a crisis next week. MY schedule is already full. If you can't convince them, confuse them. Psychology: Mind over matter? Mind under matter? It doesn't matter. Never mind. When I hear somebody say "Life is hard" , I'm always tempted to ask "Compared to what?" Remember this, if someone is bothering you. It takes 40 muscles to frown, but it only takes three to stick up your middle finger and say, "Bite me!" Men are like slinkies. They bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs. Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not to bright. My Imaginary friend thinks you have a very serious problem... It does not take courage to fight your enemies... but getting a brazillian wax? Now that's brave! There is nothing more depressing than a hollow chocolate bunny. Yes, I hit like a girl. you could too if you hit a bit harder. Ask me no questions, I will tell you no lies... Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them more. When in danger, when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout. If you find yourself struggling with loneliness, now that you're not alone. And yet, you are alone. So very alone... Success is a journey, not a destination. So stop running. Perfect men are only fictional. Sticks and Stones may scar my skin but words slice through my soul within. My knight in shining armor turned out to be just a loser in aluminum foil. (Okay, I know I got this off of someones profile, I just cant remember who, so if you see this and go, 'hey I said that!', or 'hey thats mine!', tell me and I'll say you said it.) Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. Heaven doesn't want me and hell is afraid I'll take over. Vampires are cooler then a polar bear's toenails. (I got this off a t-shirt on cafe press) Copy and Pastes: If you ever read past four in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off. 92 percent of American teens would die if Orlando Bloom told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be in the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off. 98 percent of teens do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile. If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile! Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would sigh and say: "Where to begin?" If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes, copy and paste this into your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both, copy and paste this on your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. 98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels. (Lol, bet you didn't see that one coming.) If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever told anyone that you can walk and read without running into anything, then promptly ran into a tree/ park bench / ice cream stand, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever (almost) taken over the world, but were distracted by something shiny, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy and paste this onto your profile. Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If yoo cant spel too sav yoor lyfe then putt thes in yoor profiele. If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. If keyboards hate you, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever tripped over a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy this into your profile. If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over air, copy this onto your profile. 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If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this into your profile. If you are obsessively, uncontrolably, in love with Fang post this in your profile. If you love Maximum Ride and cannot live without it, post this in your profile. If Faxness is one of your obsessions, post this in your profile. If you love the whole blind, pyro, mutant, baker thing about Iggy, post this in your profile. If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile. If you are SO obsessed with Maximum Ride that it is not even FUNNY anymore, post this in your profile. If your view on Maximum Ride is that there are much worse things you could be addicted to, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Edward Anthony Mason Cullen, copy this into your profile. AVD is Addicted to Vampired Disorder. If you have this, copy this into your profile. If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile. If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile. If people mistake you for a vampire (cough cough or you are one cough cough)...copy and paste this onto your profile. The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer. If you have ever crashed into a wall, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever ran into an inanimate object and apologized, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have fallen up stairs, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever tripped on air, copy and paste this to your profile. If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever pushed a door that says "pull" or vise versa, copy and paste this to your profile. Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile. If there are times where you just want to annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile. If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of the effects, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are madly in love with a fictional character copy this onto your profile! If you've ever screamed at a book or the TV copy this! If you've ever done the evil laugh copy this onto your profile. If you've ever started singing in a silent room copy this onto your profile. If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death, which was third on the list. So, you're telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy? I'm a girl who was absolutely no social life. I'm a girl who never gets invited to parties. I'm a girl who dresses out of style. I'm a girl who doesn't do drugs. Most of all, I'M A GIRL WHO COULD CARE LESS ABOUT THAT STUFF. If you're that kind of girl too, copy this, paste it in your profile, and add your name to the list: ImmaBeatYouWithaCrowbar; Sweevil to the Heart Man: Haven't I seen you some place before? I'm The Kind of Girl who would... I'm the kind of girl who walks into a door and apoligizes. I'm the kind of girl who would rather act stupid than smart. I'm the kind of girl who would burst out laughing in a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. I'm the kind of girl who would get fired at the M&M's company for throwing out the w's. I'm the kind of girl who would rather love a guy from a book than in real life. I'm the kind of girl who gets drunk off soda and loves every minute of it. 16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART (I want to do some of these things REALLY badly!) 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!" Repost this if you laughed... Last night, I was lying on my bed, staring up at the stars and wondering 'Where the heck is my roof?' I want to do that thing when you put a map of the world on your wall and put pins in all the places you've been to. But first, I'll have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it doesn't fall down. Ten percent of people in Britain believe that their food has a party when they shut the fridge door Whose cruel idea was it for the words 'lisp' to have an 's' in it? Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler? I'm not saying you're stupid, I'm just implying it. You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor. It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the heck would I keep looking after I found it? When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS! I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes. I like work. It fasinates me. I can sit and stare at it for hours. Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems? You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. I DONT obsess! I think intensley... Watch it, if your ego gets any bigger it may pop. The world is full of people. All of which are misunderstood at the most crucial points of their lives. How to kill a loser! By: Emo Skittlez, Sweevil to the Heart. :~) Step 1) Target your loser! Step 2) Purchase supplies: Poisonous snakes, Venomous Knife, & Barracuda Step 3) Chose location: Guatemala Step 4) Tempt loser with thing they enjoy: Playboys, playboys & more Playboys; and chocolate Step 5) Trap loser: Giant birdcage Step 6) Torture: Fill birdcage with fire ants & opera singers Step 7) Kill: Use all 3 supplies Step 8) Dispose of body: Burn to ashes & dump in Pacific Ocean ...() () (\_/) (\_/) (\_/)Channy I am Channy Bunny. ╔═╦╦══╦══╦╗╔╦══╦══╗╔╗ .•´¸•´¨) ¸.•¨) ¸.•´¸.•´¨) ¸.•¨) To my sixth grade math/science teacher Mrs. Martin, You rock! And she's still her teaching today! 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In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love. This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. There was a blind girl who hated herself just because she was blind. She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her. She said that if she could only see the world, she would marry her boyfriend. 1 "The great love that I have for you So bad!! However, before handing over the letter to the girl, the boy told the girl to "READ BETWEEN THE LINES", meaning-only to read 1,3,5,7,9,11,13,15,17,19,21,23,25 (Odd Numbers) 1. YOUR REAL NAME(first and last): Sierra Royalty 2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Sieizzle 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Purple Wolf 4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Leigh-Ann CatawbaHills 5.YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Black Yohoo 6.YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of you dad's middle name, 1st letter of a sibling's first name, last letter of your mom's middle name): Iyahnan 7.YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name): Leigh-Ann 8.YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Elsie WRITE DOWN 12 MAXIMUMU RIDE CHARACTERS: 1. Max 2. Fang 3. Iggy 4. Nudge 5. Gazzy 6. Angel 7. Total 8. Ella 9. Dr. Martinez 10. Jeb 11. Omega 12. Max II 1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before? I can't say I have. 2) Do you think four is hot? How hot? She's eleven (until Fang) and more importantly, a girl. Not exactly the word I'd use for her. Three and more importantly two though...definatly. 3) What would happen if twelve and eight started going out? I just have a feeling that's never going to happen. Ever. Gross. 4) Do you recall any fics about nine? Not really but they may be, somewhere out there. She's more of a background kind of character. 5) Would two and six make a good couple? NO WAY! Though sad to say I've seen rated M fics of those two together so somebody must think so. 6) Five/Nine or five/ten? Well, a Gazzy/Dr. Martinez story is just as creepy as a Gazzy/Jeb story so I'll go with the five/nine. 7) What would happen if seven walked in on two and eight kissing? He'd probably say something like, "I can't belive you're cheating on Max with her sister! This is just like the Young and the Restless!" 8) Make up a summary of a three/ten fanfic. When Iggy hears about the new eyes that Max and Fang never told him about, he runs to Jeb for a chance to see if it's true. But can Jeb guide Iggy through the minefield that it takes to get his eyesight back? 9) Is there any thing as one/eight fluff? I REALLY doubt it. Unless someone with a love of slashes and sibling love got their hands on an account... 10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic? The Mutants the Flock Left Behind 11) Does anyone on your friends list read three? I don't understand the question. 12) Does anyone on your friends list draw or write eleven? You mean stories about eleven? Well, not really-I'm writing a story with Omega in it but he isn't a main character. If that's not it I'm still confused. 13) Would anyone on your friends list write two/four/five? Not one of my friends but maybe me. I don't really know what my imagination comes up with, I just write it since my imagination doesn't have hands. 14) What might ten scream at a great moment of passion? I really don't know. Maybe, "You killed your own brother! Your brother!" 15) If you wrote a songfic about eight, what song would you use? Umbrella (My friend's name is ella and the part that goes, Um brella, ella, ella ah-ah-ah, under my umbrella really reminds me of her. We sing that around her to piss her off.) 16) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be? Warning: Mind controling six year olds may be dangerous when clones are applied. 17) What would be a good pick up line for ten to use on two? 'I'm younger than I seem-and I love black.' 18) 1 and 8 are in a happy relationship until 5 runs off with 9. After 8 dumps 1 for 12, 6 gets upset and retaliates by dating 12. Alone and broken-hearted, 1 travels in search of a friend. Finally, 1 meets 4 and 7. The three loners meet 10, who tells each of them to look for love. 4 finds 3, 7 gets 11, but now 1 is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with 6 and 2! Max and Ella are in a happy relationship until Gazzy runs off with Dr. Martinez. After Ella dumps Max for Max II, Angel gets upset and retaliates by dating Max II. Alone and broken-hearted, Max travels in search of a friend. Finally, Max meets Nudge and Total. The three loners meet Jeb who tells each of them to look for love. Nudge finds Iggy, Total gets Omega, but now Max is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with Angel and Fang! 19) What would be a good title for this? Who Wrote This Story Anyway? 20) What would the genre(s) be? Romance/Horro (horror becasue it would be so horrible, I would cringe just reading how bad it was) You know your a Sonny With A Chance Fan when... You keep telling your friends that Chad Dylan Cooper is real. Your friends are sick of hearing you talk about Sonny With A Chance. Your favorite dog combination is a chocopoo, the ice cream that licks itself. When you want someone to change something you bawk like a chicken. You watch the episodes a week before they air, on youtube. You just wish Channy would form already! So Far So Great is always stuck in your head. You think cheese pants are the coolest invention. You agree that Tawni Town is one heck of a town! You want a Blarmie, the blanket with arms. Your cellphone ringer is MOOOO! You wish you could taste the creamy goodness or the fro-yo machine. Instead of Oh my God, you say Oh my Chad! You can honestly say you love Chad Dylan Cooper. You suddenly want to go live in a vent. Your favorite lipstick is Coco Moco Coco. You settle things by playing musical chairs. You do know there are 80 shades of white. You wrote a complainent letter to Condor studios about the unfair treatment to the So Random! cast. You can't say no to the kiss cam. You laugh at people who say double duty. You understand this statement, and why its one of the best: "Peace out suckaaas!" Your smiling through this whole thing and nodding agreeing with it Answer All The Bolded Questions: 1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4. Quote it. Now! “Any word on Luke?” I asked. – Percy Jackson – Battle of the Labyrinth 2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What's there? My spinning chair thing that holds all my crap. 3. What is the last thing you watched on T.V. The Event (it rocks and it so fast paced) 4. Without looking, guess what time it is 4: 32 pm 5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 4:29 pm 6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? My dad talking. 7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? Getting off the bus and coming inside the house. But I did pet my dog-I love you baby! 8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at? A author’s webpage (I got this off of your bio DxC!) 9. What are you wearing? A white tank top, dark wash jeans, socks 10. Did you dream last night? No (For once. All my dreams are weird anyway, like T. Rexes chasing elves and stuff like that. Creepy.) 11. When did you last laugh? I read this Fanfic called ‘Bubbles, Football, and Pygmy Marmosets’ 12. What is on the walls of the room you are in? Posters. A tennis shoe tack board. A clay African mask I made in 6th grade. The usual. 13. Seen anything weird lately? When DON’T I see something weird. But if you wish to know, I saw the tuba player Willy trying to do an Irish jig with my friend Kaylin and the percussionist Trent. It’s cool. I’m halfway focusing on ‘Lovestoned’ right now so I’m only halfway paying attention. 15. What is the last film you saw? The Wolfman (the newest one) 16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? A pet dragon (Who doesn’t want one of those?) and the Maximum Ride Series. (That way I could tell JP how I want it go, duh.) 17. Tell me something about you that I don't know. I’ve shot a gun before. Hit a squirrel. My Dad opened it up and showed me it’s insides. 18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? I’d make all mythical creatures and fictional book characters really exist. I told you Champ was Nessie’s cousin Kaylin! 19. Do you like to dance? If I’m surrounded by friends who don’t care if they look as stupid as I think we will. 20. George Bush: What kind of last name is ‘Bush’. Because I heard that last names used to mean where you were in society. Does that mean he’s a bush and I can set him on fire? Cause that would be wicked cool. 22. What do you want to say to God when you reach the pearly gates? “I don’t think I belong here.” “Why not?” “Read the sign, ‘demons not allowed.'" Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun! Friends will always be like "Well, you deserve better." Best friends will be prank calling him in the middle of the night, saying "You will die in seven days." A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?" You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder. A friend would bail you out of jail. A best friend will be sitting next to you in the cell saying "That was fun" If you have canines or fangs,put this on your profile. - XD Aiko If you've ever slapped and/or bangged your head against a table for no reason,copy this to your profile. If you have ever laughed madly for no apparent reason,add this to your bio. If you are crazy and /or insane and proud of it copy and paste it to your profile If you are a pscyopath,freak,goth,punk,head banger,gang banger,skater and/or emo copy this to your profile. If you hang out with emos,punks,head bangers,gang bangers,skaters,tweakers,rockers and sometimes populars that are your friends but never hang out with jocks,preps,or bimbos,copy this to your profile. If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation,copy this to your profile. If you and your friends have a nickname,title or anything else for eachother,copy this to your profile. If you have ever laughed out loud when you were thinking something funny and people looked at you with a weird face,copy this to your profile. Your result for The Sorting Hat Test ... SLYTHERIN! You scored 64% Slytherin, 24% Ravenclaw, 44% Gryffindor, and 16% Hufflepuff! Or perhaps in Slytherin Slytherins are known for their ambition, guile, and Machiavellian sensiblities. |
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