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Hi my name is Hannah! This is my first time writing stories so it is like totally awesome!! I am in like totally in love with TWILIGHT!!!!!!! Yes you heard that correctly, I love TWILIGHT! I love the color PINK! It's like my favorite color! I am thirteen and I live in Wisconsin!! Wisconsin is like the best state ever! I right now am in my bedroom! It is painted BRIGHT PINK!!! Oh yeah! I almost forgot! I also loooooooooooooovvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeee the book TH1RTEEN R3ASONS WHY! Well i guess i should start writing stories so bye!!!!!!!

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Jesus Christ

Jesus had no servants, yet they called Him Master.

Had no degree, yet they called Him Teacher.

Had no medicines, yet they called Him Healer.

He had no army, yet kings feared Him...

He won no military battles, yet He conquered the world.

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him.

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today.

IN CHEMISTRY, HE TURNED WATER TO WINE.

IN BIOLOGY, HE WAS BORN WITHOUT THE NORMAL CONCEPTION;

IN PHYSICS, HE DISPROVED THE LAW OF GRAVITY WHEN HE ASCENDED INTO HEAVEN;

IN ECONOMICS, HE DISPROVED THE LAW OF DIMINISHING RETURN

BY FEEDING 5000 MEN WITH TWO FISHES & 5 LOAVES OF BREAD;

IN MEDICINE, HE CURED THE SICK AND THE BLIND WITHOUT

ADMINISTERING A SINGLE DOSE OF DRUG,

IN HISTORY, HE IS THE BEGINNING AND THE END.

IN GOVERNMENT, HE SAID THAT HE SHALL BE CALLED WONDERFUL COUNSELOR, PRINCE OF PEACE

IN RELIGION, HE SAID NO ONE COMES TO THE FATHER EXCEPT THROUGH HIM.

He is the Greatest Man in History. Not from royal birth or the richest man or a celebrity.

He lived only 33yrs and died 2000yrs ago,

Yet even to this day people follow his teaching and still believe him.

Every person in the corner of the world knows him.

If you believe in God and in Jesus Christ His Son and The Holy Spirit, paste this in your Profile.

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Jake's beautiful Night to Nessie by QhuinnPiperHart reviews
Nessie wants a threesome and Jake agrees. See who the threesome with. RATED M for smut, if you dont like Jake or smut dont read. This story was Beta and Edited then republish
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,747 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/30 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
The Cullen Bunch by Blueroan reviews
Will this group somehow form a family . . . will they become the Cullen Bunch? Not quite a crossover, but based on the Brady Bunch. Full summery inside. AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 49 - Words: 142,387 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/14/2017 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Carlisle, Esme
Poor Charlie by x-NeonQueen-x reviews
One night Bella is bored so Edward, and Bella play a game of truth or dare. but poor charlie is trying to sleep, but Bella just won't let him. Way better then it sounds, promise. EXB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 18,984 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 1/1/2017 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Emmett's Guide to Survive High School by TheBoleynLegacy reviews
With these tips invented by Emmett you are guaranteed to survive the most agonizing, miserable and painful years of your life, otherwise known as high school.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 58 - Words: 21,809 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 1/5/2016 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Emmett - Complete
Truth or Dare? by Edward-dazzles reviews
Truth or Dare? What happens when Edward is dared to make geeky Bella fall in love with him? Soon a bet is created, a bet that Edward really wants to win. Edward soon realizes Bella isn't just her sister's geeky best friend. ALL HUMAN. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 72,735 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 12/12/2015 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Before Meeting The Cullens by Ahsilaa reviews
When Bella is walking back from school she is raped by a vampire. Can she survive figuring out what is happeneing, telling Charlie, giving birth to twins and meeting the Cullens? Not to mention being tracked by the Voultori.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 32,687 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 12/1/2015 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
More Than Just a Number by Readerreader911 reviews
Bella Swan is not like us, she is from a different planet. There were nine left, the first three are dead she is next. She has to blend in to survive but can she do that when there are other so-called fictional myths in that rainy small town, Forks. BxE REWRITE
Crossover - Twilight & Lorien Legacies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,842 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/26/2015 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Bella
Wife Swap: the Cullens and the McClains by AussieGal20 reviews
Alice and Emmett sign the Cullens up for Wife Swap. The Cullens swap with a very strict family called the McClains. Will the Cullens like their new mother? Will the Cullen kids drive their new mother insane? please R&R.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 72,250 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Complete
Truth or Dare Twilight Style by Fyrwenn reviews
The Cullens and Bella plays Truth or Dare.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 22,181 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/7/2014 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Bella, Edward
Alec Volturi's Diary by itsmidnighthere reviews
Let's just say Alec isn't as smart at his sister, but wait-what's this? Alec with a Diary? Read Jane Volturi's Diary first, to get this story .
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/19/2014 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Alec
Truth Or Dare With The Cullens And Wolves by Eminnis reviews
So though I know there are many of these out there, I thought this would be fun to do! The Cullens and the wolves play Truth Or Dare! Post BD! R&R please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 12,816 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 11/29/2009
Our Sweet Bella by xxkittykatxx reviews
Esme and Carlisle come across a overturned car. Inside lies a baby Bella who is alive but her parents are dead, they decide to take Bella home with them. But can human Bella really live in a house full of vampires.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 41 - Words: 118,574 - Reviews: 737 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 545 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Bella, Edward
Daddy's little girl by Kelsey-Short reviews
I am Camellia or Cami for short-I have been searching for my father, Carlisle Cullen, for 150 yrs. At last found him and have been excepted into his family, but Forbidden love, power, and danger have entered my life. Welcome to my story. NEEDS REVISION
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 23,280 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/6/2013 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Call Me Crazy by Kelsey-Short reviews
"Where is the girl now?" Aro asked James, eyes alight with interest. "She's a bit, under the weather." James smirked up at the Volturi, Aro's eyebrows just raised in interest. "How so?" "She's going through the change." - Same Couples. Lame Summary, R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,025 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/6/2013 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Paul, Aro
Cullens vs Parkers by clementinesmusings reviews
Bella goes on Wife Swap and misses her family. This is my first fanfic so please don't judge me too harshly. PLEASE READ AND REVIEW! ON HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,786 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Bella
Cullens Go To Therapy by clementinesmusings reviews
Carlisle thinks the family fights too often, so he makes them go to therapy. I feel really bad for this therapist. Vampires in therapy? This cannot end well. After Breaking Dawn. No Nessie or Jacob. Bella is a vampire.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,959 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 8/19/2010
Wanted by Now and Forever true reviews
Bella is wanted by her family. They want her dead. Especially micheal. After her mothers mysterious death she is alone. Will she ever be truly safe? Or will her family haunt her forever? E/B please read! Under review to make improvements
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,862 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/26/2013 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Bella, Edward
Let's annoy Edward by The Twilight lover reviews
A day while the others are out hunting emmett get's borred. He end up surfing around og youtube where he finds a video on how to annoy Edward. He decide to try it of to see if it's true. Later on Alice and other people get's involved. Read and figure out how it'll turn out. R&R. T just to be sure. ALL VAMPS. Han beslutter at afprøve den. Senere bliver Alice m.m. involveret I
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,949 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/8/2013 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Emmett
Don't Ask by ashley2707 reviews
Bella and Edward are once again writing for the newspaper but now they're giving out advice. Will their different opinions get in the way of their newly formed relationship? Rated T just in case. Sequel to Let The Games Begin. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,280 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
Cullen Wife Swap by randomper88 reviews
Wife Swap... Cullen Style! Please enjoy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 25,346 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Complete
Revenge Is the Sweetest Thing by bethviolet reviews
Bella was driven out of her hometown at the age of 16 by the Cullen's.she's back, a model and she's ready to give them a piece of their own medicine See how Bella learns that revenge isn't always the sweetest thing especially when your the recipient of it
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 81,659 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Angel by SINGACTWRITE123 reviews
Edward saves Bela in the woods as a child but dissapears when she gets back to her parents. She continues to see him in her dreams ever since that day. Soon she believes that he is just some angel she created, until she has to move to Forks with her dad.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,863 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Bella, Edward
Wife Swap Dad edition by Amair reviews
Emmett and Alice sign Esme up for wife swap, to find Carlisle will be going instead to the Ortiz family in toldeo Ohio. Get ready for randomness, humor, and pranks!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,615 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Carlisle, Edward
RoadTrip With the Cullens by KeiMizuho705.Miyako-san reviews
When the Cullen 'teens' decide to take a vacation, what kinds of wild and crazy things will happen? And what is Bella's new power? What the hell does Emmett have on? Games are played: truth or dare, too hot, seven minutes in heaven, and many more.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 45 - Words: 87,612 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Real Jane by rissa's.narific reviews
Is she really a cold hearted monster or is it a persona good read better than it sounds promise!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,712 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Jane
Wife Swap with the Cullens by Lillianna08 reviews
Emmett enters Esme for Wife Swap and she swaps places with Ellen Smith, a mum who believes her family to be perfect and grooms her children to become important people in society. Post Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 45,698 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 12/1/2010
Date a Cullen by darlin.i.love.you reviews
Alice, Rosalie, and Bella get themselves into some drama filled excitement when they decide to join a compeition to try to win the hearts of three bachelors, Jasper, Emmett, and Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 63,811 - Reviews: 1254 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 7/27/2010
Crazy Cullen!: Raising Alice by MalikaiDragonSlayer reviews
What happens when the Cullens take in three year old Alice Brandon? Why don't you read and find out!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,583 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Alice, Carlisle
Two Lives by Love Begets Love reviews
Bella was a nerd at school but she left when Edward picked on her too much.She comes back with another side of her.A popstar side.They're best friends but he's too dumb to realize the resemblance of his favorite singer, Natalie, and Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 68,154 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Bella, Edward
Inches from reality by ducttapescars reviews
Edward leaves Bella, but instead of going into a depression, she falls in love with another vampire. But, what would happen, if the vampire was female? DO NOT REAL IF HOMOPHOBIC!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,304 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Bella, Henri
The Life and Times of Isabella Marie Swan by donna79 reviews
Bella has always been friends with Jake, Embry, and Quil. What happens when she comes back to live in Forks and realizes that two of them have feelings for her? Who will she choose? Throw in a stranger, and you've got one very complicated square.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 122,730 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 5/30/2012 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Bella, Embry - Complete
Cullen Summer Fun by jUsThAvEhOpE reviews
The Cullen family make a list of things they have always wanted to do for the last eight days of summer. The list was wrote down by Emmite, who has a little trouble with telling when someone is joking. In other words it's going to be a crazy week. Before NM, happy fluff, rated T just in case
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,646 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 6/3/2011 - [Bella, Edward]
The Vampire Diaries by Shakespeare's Lady reviews
When you are the most unique person in the world, what is your life like? This is a look into Renesmee's life as a teenager. She tries to be a normal teen, but her uniqueness keeps getting in the way. Renesmee's POV. ******ON HIATUS*****
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 62,141 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Edward, Bella
Bella Swan: Fostered by justkirstenwilldo reviews
When Bella Swan's parents died in a car accident five years ago she was put into foster care. She has been in 12 different foster homes in these five years. Will things change when her new foster home is with the Cullens? Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,728 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 4/27/2012 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Bella, Edward
Bad Bella previously owned by BatmanJokerLover by TeamPossibleBronzerank reviews
On a trip with Carlisle and Alice, Bella decides to misbehave, And Carlisle decides to treat her like she acted, a baby. Story previously owned by Batman Joker Lover, go to her profile to see chapters 1, 2 and 3, I have chapters 4 and up
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,455 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Carlisle, Bella
We Are Broken by Lucy Greenhill reviews
He was supposed to be dead, yet, there he was... A very mysterious and beautiful girl arrives at Forks High. Who is she and what does she have to do with Jasper's past? And how will she affect the Cullen's future? Discontinued.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 82,118 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Jasper, Emmett
Bad Bella! by Batman-Joker-Lover reviews
What did Bella do to get Alice and Carlisle so mad at her? And why is Edwards room a nurery! Meant to be funny!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,412 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/18/2012 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Carlisle, Bella
Birthday Gift by xMinniex reviews
Needing a gift for Rose, Bella somehow finds herself with Jasper in the search for the perfect gift.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,845 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
TRUTH OR DARE In True Cullen Style by MizzKarrenKullen reviews
No thunderstorms so no baseball, but Emmett has a better idea. A game of Truth or Dare should liven things up! On Bella's first visit to the Cullen household, will sparks fly or will beans? Really funny! REALY! Read and review! :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Edward, Bella
Dinner with the Cullens by Clara Naomi reviews
Well the Cullens are strange. Everyone knows that, but what happens when Bella is hungry at the Cullens. Dangerous storms are brewing.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Two Bellas remake by pridk reviews
Bella is an average geeky teenager who's made fun of by the Cullens but sings at a club every night! No one would ever expect Sweet straight A student Bella to ever do this this is a remake of the same story cause well my other one sucked haha please read
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,809 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Bella, Edward
How to annoy the Cullens by Lostlover2012 reviews
Bella one day was online reading some stories.. and she came across a wonderful list about annoying the Cullen's by Skyhawk66. She decided to try a few for herself... Which ends up with some VERY pissed of vampires. Rated T for some swearing. Bella POV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,850 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/28/2012 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Bella
Nessie's Mix by IndependenceIndividuality reviews
Jacob has a really weird, random playlist on his ipod. It's called 'Nessie's Mix', and Renesmee wants to know why.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,894 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
Wife Swap: Cullen's vs Richards by rl4lyf reviews
The Cullen's decide that to play the part of "being human" properly they must participate in outside activities with others. Each Cullen chooses one activity to take part in. Alice chooses first. She asks Rosalie, Emmett, Bella and Jacob for help
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,583 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Esme
100 things the Cullen Parents aren't allowed to do by citygirl09 reviews
Esme and Carlisle have embarrassed the kids long enough and they are dealing with it their way. In court. But in this court emmett's the judge. All vampires set after BD R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,339 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Emmett - Complete
Road Trip by TwilightedTribute reviews
6 teens, all going on a Road Trip together. Their all friends,other than Bella and Edward ofcourse. "Some realationships are like Tom&Jerry,they tease and irritate each other, knock each other down, but cant live without each other." AllHuman BxE RxEm AxJ
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,677 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 3/22/2012 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Bella, Edward
Truth or Dare: 2 days of hellish fun by wRiTeRtObE101 reviews
Every 50 years the Cullen's get together and play 2 full days of truth or dare to the extremes. There will be laughter and dread. The most extreme truth or dare.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 22,804 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bad Boy Cullen by HeartOfDarkess reviews
Bella was a successful journalist, but was unlucky in love. She craved to meet a bad boy. Enter Edward Cullen, a mysterious, charismatic loner...a bad boy with a traumatic past. Winner of 4 Tomato Soup Awards Best Canon/Angst/Emmett/Rose.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 51 - Words: 299,714 - Reviews: 1240 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 2/10/2012 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Complete
A New Start by taylorswiftobsessed1234567890 reviews
What if the Volturi hadn't killed Bree? How will Bree cope with the Cullen's Life style? will she get used to it, or will it drive her mad. Find out in "A New Start".Do not read if you have not read the short second life of bree tanner.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,818 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/8/2012 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Bree, Diego
Home Videos! by PurpleSkittles22 reviews
They find Bella's home videos of her and her best friend Lilly...it's not all about home videos though...this si my second fic and i really suck at summarizing so...: 3
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,893 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Bella, Edward
Wife Swap: Cullen's vs Anderson's by XxViolentEndsxX reviews
Post Breaking Dawn. Emmett submitts the family to Wife Swap. How will the new mom react to being in a house full of vampires will she survive. Or will they slowly bring her to the breaking point. How will the cullens be without Esme. No Jacob imprint.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,510 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 1/25/2012 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Emmett, Esme - Complete
Death by tina92429 reviews
Humans live and die. Vampires are immortal... or so they seem. Bella carries around a dark secret, a deadly talent, and a bottomless pit of suffering. Will she ever escape her past or will she find a way out of her suffering... permanently?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,610 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Bella, Edward
Our Senior Trip by hot under the collar reviews
Emmett/Rosalie/Edward/Bella/Jasper/Alice/Carlisle/Esme One big group lemon. The group of teens go to Emmett's house for there senior trip. A game of Truth or Dare turns into a lot more!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,407 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 92 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Complete
Rules by TheOneWithStarsInHerEyes reviews
Carlisle and Esme are making lists of rules for Cullen kids. Pre-Breaking Dawn. T for references and language. Now includes the wolves! Bella will NOT have a list because I hate her and refuse to waste my time writing a chapter all about HER. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,123 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/24/2011 - Published: 5/20/2011
Cullen Truth or Dare by OhMaGod reviews
After 150 years as a vampire Bella is finally getting to play the famous Cullen Truth or Dare. NOW ADOPTED BY KAASHAA!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,560 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Complete
51 Things by IceChocolateTammy reviews
An archive of things that certain Cullens cannot do. Wild times ahead! Please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 6/14/2011
Bored of Eternity by xx-twilight7-xx reviews
The Cullens, including Bella, are bored out of their minds. There are too many random things to describe. How much fun can you get up to with the Wii, toothbrushes, llamas, evil Jasper, fake blood and much more? Canon Pairings. Extreme OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 48 - Words: 115,332 - Reviews: 1045 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 10/6/2011 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Complete
Cullens and Walmart by MissMakaraCaptor reviews
Alice finds a list for 333 things to do at walmart. Absolutely no way this could go bad... Review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,524 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Alice
Wife Swap with the cullens by DayDreamer2369 reviews
Alice enters the famiy on wife swap much and Esme is shipped off across the country to live with a snobby family from Vermont while Morgan from the simmons family tries to 'save' the cullens will she succeed? ALL VAMIRES Rated T because i am paranoind.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 19,438 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 2/20/2010
You're My New Mommy? by greysfanhp reviews
My version of the Cullen's on Wife Swap. Lot's of jokes and pranks, awkward moments and tears. Will the families learn from each other? Maybe. Will Alice stop being a compulsive shopper? Definitely not. No Jacob or Nessie.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,380 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Carlisle, Esme
Facebook Status by Rivverr Fourrest reviews
Here are crazy different status's posted by the characters of Twilight! It was supposed to be a parody, let's see how it turn's out. You'll laugh, You'll scream, and you might actually kill your brother from the ridiculousness of Alec.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 30 - Words: 7,224 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 7/18/2010
Your Guardian Angel by EmbryLuvR32 reviews
Bella is a foster child, that tries multiple times to kill herself, because shes tired of living. What happens on her third attempt she wakes in the hospital and a beautiful DR decides to adopt her? Full & better summary & story inside. !Insane Angst!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,213 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Bella, Edward
Wife Swap by tycchoice reviews
Alice always wants to go shopping, Bella never wants to, and Rose is always pissed at Emmett. Carlisle and Esme just sit back and enjoy the view. What will happen if they Wife swap?*Rated T for Language*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,145 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 7/20/2011
FUNNY IM CHAT by A Sinner. A Lover. A Hopeful reviews
Okay this is a story that will make you twilighters lose your pants!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Jasper, Emmett
Healthy Relationships by foreverprincess reviews
The Cullens are enrolled in an expensive private school. Here they are all required to take a special health class. They learn about preventing unhealthy relationships, being responsible, not taking risks, and the complications of teenage pregnancy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,494 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 5/31/2010
Jane Volturi's Diary by itsmidnighthere reviews
Jane...and a diary. Two things that I am sure are never good together.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Jane
A storm in Forks by TeamEdwardAnthony1901 reviews
A severe thunderstorm is coming to Forks Washington, and Bella is scared about tornadoes. But she has her own vampire to protect her! One-Shot!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wife Swap: Cullen vs Steele by Poseidon's lil Immortal Girl reviews
Stupid Emmett signs up the family for Wife Swap.Esme ends up going to a family that is supposedly "perfect" but what really lies behind this "perfect" family, could it be one of the girls is obsessed with certain vampires?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,282 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 6/10/2011
20 Ways To Annoy People In A Plane by UndeCideD94 reviews
when the Cullens go for a trip around the world and alice gets bored what happens? she takes emmetts advice thats what. join them in their games on the plane. will it be put to an end before it begins or will it be just what the doctor ordered?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,561 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 11/4/2010
The Boarding School by Dizzy128 reviews
Emmett and Bella Swan are Twins and the son and daughter of chief of police Charlie Swan they are sent to the local Boarding school for young offenders canon pairings
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,026 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Bella, Emmett
What Happens In Twilight Truth Or Dare by BaileeXOXO reviews
'Bored, bored, and bored. Oh, what to do, what to do.' Are Alice's thoughts one summer day. Of course with Emmett's help they come up with the classic Truth Or Dare! Of course when you got these people no game is simple. POST BREAKING DAWN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Emmett, Alice
The BDSM Academy by hot under the collar reviews
Bella is training to become a sex slave.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 249 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Bella, Tyler - Complete
Ipod Challenge by EmilyMarie15 reviews
This is basically my take on the iPod challenge with Alice and Jasper. Listed as complete, but will update occasionally. Rated T just in case. All Human, unless stated otherwise.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,479 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
A Random Cullen Day by officiallyuncool reviews
Just a random Cullen day with Bella. Please Read and Review my first fanfic
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 11/10/2010
TWILIGHT TEXTING MADNESS! by reganmacneil reviews
Emmett and the huh disease? Alice is afraid of Pink Elephants? Edward's rediscovered inner goth that he never had? Rosalie imprinted on King Julian?. Confused? Don't worry! New chappy:EMMETT RUN THE PANDAS ARE HERE!oh and no mobiles were harmed. honest.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 32,195 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 12/3/2009
Wife Swap! Cullen Style by EmmettCullensGalXX reviews
Alice get's the Cullen's on Wife Swap. What happens when the Cullen's don't like there new mom and she doesn't like them? When Bella's like Rosalie and the new mom trys it on with Edward? Read and find out major pranks and laughter!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,658 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 4/10/2011
octuplets by country girl for life reviews
Bella has Octuplets, what well happen, whats her family going to think? maby she gets sperated, why did Edward leave her, with his family on a trip? why did it take so long for the others to come back?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 14,418 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009
Drabbles by Eclipse-Vamp reviews
A collection of Twilight drabbles. Each 100 words exactly. Most will center around Jasper and Alice's relationship and characters.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 11,940 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Renesmee's school days by Amair reviews
Nessie goes to school in Ohio, meets new people and makes friends, and enimies. Don't forget about Esme! She has been sneaking around the family, who knows what she is up to!CAUTION: EXTREMELY RANDOM first story r&r
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,208 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Esme - Complete
The talk by EverLastingXLove reviews
Edward and Bella try to give Nessie the talk but fail so all the Cullen's give it a try. I DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT OR ANY OF THE CHARACTERS!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,390 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Pranking Carlisle by BURNING PIXIE reviews
Bella's friend Tess comes over from Phoenix for a while and they decide to prank call Carlisle as a joke. But will the Cullens take it too seriously? Chapter 2 is up! R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 5/26/2010
Weekend with Emmett by Chewie4370 reviews
100-150 word drabble. When Edward is away Emmett will play . . . with Bella. You would think they would learn by now.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 54 - Words: 10,242 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Bella's Home Videos by frutescence reviews
Bella gets a package from her mom full of home videos. Alice takes the box before Bella can hide it, and the Cullens spend the day watching Bella's Home Videos! Yes, its been done before, yes im not that funny, and YES you should read this story!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 12,451 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 5/2/2010
When The Cullens Cook by hoNeypiAnoBs reviews
Bella is really hungry, so she asked Edward to cook a meal for her. This sparkle the rest of the Cullen's interest in cooking. Read as the vampires take over the kitchen! Intended for humor! R&R, please.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 30 - Words: 28,091 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Peace Within Chaos by BritishBitches reviews
Emmett, Edward, Bella, Rose and Alice are all sent to therapy bootcamp, run by Jasper Whitlock, a newly qualified therapist. They have two things in common; they all have their own issues and none of them want to be there.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 38,624 - Reviews: 806 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 10/9/2008
CullenIzing Instant Message by Ashley Victoria-OrphanAshley reviews
Funny Instant Message chapters with the Cullens'. And Chapter Two, Jacob!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 5,232 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 9/4/2008
Truth, Dare and Engage by Ciara Wood reviews
Starts halfway through New Moon. Bella moves back to Phoenix to live with her mom and Phil who have returned from Jacksonville. A fast moving story that has a lot of aspects. Including a great game of Truth and Dare, On hiatus till who knows when
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,517 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Bella, Edward
A little Prank on Jessica by Sammieexx reviews
Everyone is fed up of Jessica's little fantasies about the Cullen boys so what will happen when the Cullens take it into there own hands to get a little payback? Vampire & Human. please R&R, Rated T just to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,580 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Bella, Edward
Truth or Dare by WonderfullyMade reviews
All the Cullens play truth or dare including Carlisle and Esme. It's not rude or inappropriate. I gurantee laughter! LOL! Set After Eclipse and Before Breaking Dawn, so Bella is still human.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,845 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011
Mike Newton the King of Embarrassment by Pistis Sophia reviews
Chronicles the life of Mike Newton, Jessica Stanley and occasionally Eric Yorkie and Tyler Crowley, from the very beginning of Twilight to beyond the Breaking Dawn chapters.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 54,186 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Mike, Jessica
Jessica's sleepover by Cosmic Monster reviews
Bella gets invited to Jessicas sleepover along with Alice,Rosalie and other friends. What will happen when a new kid likes Bella? Lauren trys to steal Edward? and the boys try to invade the party? My first fanfic! Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,398 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Bella - Complete
Twilight Chat Room by Hypnotized.By.Golden.Eyes reviews
The characters of Twilight chat about whatever they want. Why? Because they can!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 56,702 - Reviews: 831 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 2/19/2009
Cullens Go To Therapy by Jasper's Girl 4life reviews
The Cullens go to therapy to learn to deal with thier "issues" Can Dr.Pazzo fix there problems? Read to find out.lots of randomness and real stupidity just because its fun that way...cut me some slack its my first fanfic
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,036 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/10/2011 - Published: 1/5/2011
2011 Million Word Read & Review Fan Fic Challenge by LabTechAndi reviews
"The act of writing is an act of optimism. You would not take the trouble to do it if you felt that it didn't matter." Edward Albee * For 2011, I challenge you to read a million words of Fan Fiction. Are you ready to take me on? Rules inside.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,359 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/28/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011
List Of How To Irritate Everyone, Written by Seth by IHateCakesWithPinkFrosting reviews
This is a bunch of lists of how to irritate Everyone from Twilight! Beggining with Paul and Jacob. Lots of Seth madness and people wanting to kill him and Emmett. PLEASE READ AND REVIEW! Very funny! Mwaz! First story, please I need your review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,362 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Seth, Emmett
The cullens are not allowed! by Vampiregirl345 reviews
they are a lot of random lists of things the cullens are not allowed to do! ON HOLD
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/5/2011 - Published: 9/21/2009
Yup, It's All Real by xEdwardAnthonyMasenx reviews
While her parents are vacationing in Paris, Amy, a HUGE Twilight fan, is sent to live with her Uncle Charlie in Forks for a few weeks. What happens when it turns out the Cullens actually exist, and it looks like Amy has taken Bella's place?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,151 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Edward, Bella
One True Love by Tabbs reviews
Bella Alice and Rose are sisters whose rich parents have set up a game show for them to find their 'One True Love.' Who will it be? What guys will show up? RATED M FOR SUGGESTIVE THEMES LATER IN STORY.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,731 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Bella
All Because of Walmart by JMFanficQueen reviews
As I sat there on the couch, staring at the doctor, I couldn't help feeling sorry for him. He was in for a couple of long and stressful weeks. That's what happens when vampires go to therapy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 57,459 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Bella, Edward
Goddess of the Night by surfgirl1 reviews
The wolves didn't stop Laurent in time, so Bella was changed. Now she is the Volturi's greatest enemy, and a completely different person.Izzy has to deal with a lot of things already, so what happens when the Cullens find out what happened to their human?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,132 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Bella - Complete
Poor Carlisle by x-NeonQueen-x reviews
sequel to poor Charlie. the cullen's and Bella play truth or dare, and Carlisle is now the one that will have to endure there fun!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,455 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Bella, Edward
With just one kiss by x-NeonQueen-x reviews
What if after Jacob's kiss in Eclispe made Bella decide she didn't even want to be Jacob's friend anymore, but she also decided on more things. Boundaries are all broken now!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,937 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Bella, Edward
Pranks,Truth or Dare,and CRAZINESS! by Vampiregirl1711 reviews
Bella and the Cullens play Truth or Dare...and Emmett plays pranks on them all...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,591 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Bella
Believe in a miracle, and it'll find you by Smile 83 reviews
60 years POST BD: Edward and Bella are in high school once again. A new student is very interested in Edward. And if having someone after your husband isn't enough, Bella has been having weird feelings lately, feelings that resemble certain human ones...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 49,747 - Reviews: 821 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Edward, Bella
I Never Knew What A Box Of Books Could Do by HarryPotter7881 reviews
The day before Bella leaves for forks she gets four books Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse and Breaking Dawn but when Bella gets to forks knowing everything and the Cullens know nothing what will she do? Much Better than the summary!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,515 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Edward, Bella
Volturi? or Cullens? by Chantal.Thehappylittlevegemite reviews
Edward leaves bella, bella becomes the volturi princess, but when the Cullens are to be punished bella won't allow it. Rated M for minor course language. Please Read and Review D COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,893 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fun in the Sun by Surviving Sheika reviews
The Cullens head off for summer vacation, but what will happen when everyone is left out in the sun for days? Sunburns, sandcastles, surfing, and a robot massacre? Beach and summer shenanigans ensue! Rated to be safe
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,418 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Bella, Edward
Facebook and MsnTwilight Style! by SilentTwilight-TM reviews
Edward is hungover? Jessica stanley is a lesbian? Tanya a stalker? And is Bella gangsta? Do you like what you're reading right now? Good, now click on my story and read it! AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,462 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 7/29/2010
Truth or Dare, Cullen Style by canadianfatcake reviews
Alice has a vision. It involves all of the Cullens. They are going to play TRUTH OR DARE. Not all of the members want to play; but in the end, they all shall enjoy it as Emmett is made gay, and Alice and Jasper's truth comes out. Funny. Some Bad Language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,223 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 10/29/2010 - Published: 12/29/2008
Marking Emmetts Science Test by foREVerAvengedSevenfold reviews
This is the part of the year that I fear...Marking Emmett McCarthy Cullen's end of year test... readers get an insight of Emmett's true inner-idiot...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,957 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/25/2010 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Emmett
10 Ways To Annoy The Twilight Characters by Donut37 reviews
Was originally called '10 Ways To Annoy Jacob Black'. Just some funny ways to annoy your favourite Twilight characters. Enjoy !
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 3,651 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/25/2010 - Published: 12/16/2009
Memories of a Pixie on haitus cntinue after PR by AnnaWinters reviews
This story is about Cynthia Prue Brandon, she's turned into a vampire in 1925.She is The Eternal Flame: she's immune to fire and controls it. She still feels guilty about her sister's death, but when she moves to Alaska she sees Alice Cullen/Brandon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,218 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/18/2010 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Alice
Facebook, Volturi Style by itsmidnighthere reviews
This is what happends when the Volturi get there hands on Facebook.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/11/2010
Renesmee's Fear by Patz1989 reviews
Renesmee has to get her flu shot, but she hates hospitals just as much as Bella does. Will they get her to take it?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie
My Father the Vampire by hopelessromanticgurl reviews
What if Riley had bitten Charlie? What if Charlie had become a part of the Vampire army? Would he live, would the Cullen's be able to save him and keep themselves alive at the same time? Read to find out! TEAM JACOB FANS DO NOT READ! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,043 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
High Tides by Iscratchandbite reviews
Story is set 4 years after breaking dawn. The cullens are moving to a new town. What will happen when they meet another mythical creature. Read to find out.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 49,600 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009
Paying the price by MRS.CULLEN1122 reviews
A bunch of one shot's about when the Cullen kid's get into trouble. Based off the movies. This will contain SPANKING, If you don't like, dont read!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,639 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Carlisle
Children know best by taytay1410
continuation of the 5th chapter in what if.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,156 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Bella, Jasper
It all started at WalMart by bffalwlt reviews
Was "Walmart".The cullen kids go to Walmart and that visit will change thier lives forever...After Breaking Dawn...OCC
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,961 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 7/6/2010
Bruised and Bleeding by Jess the Weird reviews
Bella is brutally abused by her father, Charlie, while her mother, Renee, sits and watches. Then she meets the new boy, Edward, and he knows somethings not right. will Edward find out about her secret before its too late? Rated T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 59,561 - Reviews: 828 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Bella, Edward
Drunken Consequences by Phoenixhp5 reviews
In a fit of rebelliousness Bella makes some poor choices and Carlisle is forced to reign her in. Warning: Contains non-sexual spanking
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,764 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
msn chat with the twilight cast by NessieCarlieCullen13 reviews
What happens when the cullens and some other people get on msn to chat? find out right now! just click this! i suck at summarys. but this is a REALLY GOOD story!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,633 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Bella, Edward
Little Sis' by I.wanna.be.like.Rosalie1264 reviews
Isabella and Carlisle Cullen were brother and sister in the 1600's, both are turned to vampires. what happens when they meet up centuries later in a certain town named Forks, Washington. 'T' to be safe, first fanfic so please be nice and review, enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,849 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Bella, Carlisle
Wife Swap: Cullen Style, Lee's vs Cullen's by Pepsigirl120 reviews
Since there were a few of these here, I thought it would be fun to make my own. So, what happens when the Cullen's go on Wife Swap? ZivaKateAbby4Eva helped co-author this! Rated T for language later, and other things!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,904 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 4/24/2010
Izzy Volturi by VainVamp reviews
Edward left Bella. Bella was changed and she joins the Volturi. Edward's backs. What happens? -PERMANENT HIATUS-
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,031 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Bella, Edward
IM CULLENS by pokey871 reviews
Well I don't know where this is going but if i get alot of reviews we'll find out.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,933 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Jasper, Renesmee C./Nessie
Mystical Forks Idol by team-hybrid8 reviews
Welcome to Forks Idol! Tonight we have performing solo for the first time Edward,Bella,Alice,Jasper,Emmett,Rosalie,Carlisle,Jacob,Esme and many more! Rate your favorite and see who comes out on top! Hosted by Nessie in the Cullen manor! Judged by Charlie!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,756 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 10/20/2009
Truth or Dare with vamps and a human! by momorocker44 reviews
What will happen when Bella gets tricked into playing truth or dare with her vampire family? You'll have to see! I know the summary is lame but plz read!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 11,536 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 6/20/2009
IMing? Notes? by crzy1emo1chick reviews
When the Cullen's get IM, what insanity occurs? Why are they passing notes in class? Any why does Mike follow Bella around everywhere? Cannon parring.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 9/8/2010
Alice's Story by AliceCullenandJazz reviews
The story of Mary Alice Brandon as a young child, her time in the insane aslyum she was sent to, her change into a vampire and her meeting Jasper.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,251 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Alice, Jasper
Truth or Dare with the cullens by Vampirelover922010 reviews
bella plays truth or dare with the cullens but she doesnt know what she has let herself in for. things start to get more and more weird, funny and exciting but what will be the Consequences of there fun and games? rated M please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,313 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Bella, Edward
Truth or DareCullen style by MovingSomewhereElse reviews
The Cullen's are bored and Bella comes over. Emmett suggests they play truth or dare. What could go wrong? Read and Review Please! COMPLETED!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,470 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
School Tastrophy! by Twilightfan108 reviews
Bella has finally been turned into a vampire. The Cullens and her start a new school in Alaska and her and Emmett have to pose as twins. What mischiefe can happen in a day at school right? LOTS! Supposed to be funny. BxE JxA EmxR EsxC NO REENESME!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Bella, Emmett
How to annoy Rosalie by itsS.Abitches reviews
When Alice gets bored she comes up with away to entertain herself. By getting to rosalie, Find out how she does it. If you like it i will make more!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,028 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Alice, Rosalie
Fun in the sun! by jewelthebrat reviews
The Cullens get a swimming pool and suprise Bella. Full of games,possible water balloon fights, kan jam maby even alittle truth or dare. just review if you have an idea for a game.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,810 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
Abused into Love by leechlover1901 reviews
Bella and her little sister, Maggie, have been abused by Charlie for years. After they run away, they run into the Cullens. They help them. But when Edward meets Bella, he wonders how someone could be so mean to an angel... Disclaimer: I ONLY own Maggie
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 17,809 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Criminal Records by Carolovee5 reviews
When Bella Swan, daughter of the FBI's most wanted, is recruited to an FBI team of ex-criminals, her whole life changes. Disarming bombs, saving lives, and annoying the hell out of her team? All in a days work. The FBI just got a whole lot funnier! A.H
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,269 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 8/12/2010
Surprise Me by darlin.i.love.you reviews
Christmas has come around and Jasper is trying to surprise Alice.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,351 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
VampireOLantern: Cullen Family Halloween Special by Surviving Sheika reviews
Halloween at the Cullens. Insanity ensues as Alice tries to make the Cullen family and Bella live out the sterotypical American Halloween. With candy, toilet paper and lots of eggs. *Warning: This story is all nonsense. Not for weak hearted* Rated T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 62,116 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Truth or Dare, my Love? by FantasyFictionLover313 reviews
Sweet and funny story of what happens when 5 vampires and 1 human play truth or dare. Great laughs and some heart-warming moments combined to make an original truth or dare story. *Rating for language and mild sexual ref.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,996 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Complete
Group Therapy A Cullen Comedy by Equivamp reviews
After a trip to Walmart goes awry, the Cullen kids, Bella too, are sent to counseling. Can the therapist handle them? T for language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,812 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 8/29/2009
Chicken Taco Surprise by EmilyMarie15 reviews
An hour at the Cullen house in Nessie's POV. Rated T, One Shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Pranking Emmett by HarryPotter7881 reviews
Edward Bella Renesmee and the rest of the gang decide it's time for Emmett to get a taste of his own medison. I know i suck at summarys but check out the book it's better!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Emmett, Renesmee C./Nessie
Truth or do you Dare? by Rose-With-Thorns-18 reviews
The Cullens find this normal act getting be boring. So naturally they start a game of Cullen Truth or Dare. Intense. pretty much just for the fun of it. funny lol oh and another thing, its as Esme and Carlisle because carlisle has my favorites here :
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,900 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete
Family Game Night by einstinette reviews
Carlisle institues a family game night after watching his chldren become estranged. Will this bring them together or just add to the continued stress on their family life? Read to find out. Note: Reviews are appreciated.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,210 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/5/2010 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Bella
What Happens In Forks, Stays In Italy by Isabelle777 reviews
Edward left in New Moon, so Bella got attacked and tortured by Victoria, but after Victoria bit her, they became more and more like mother and child. They went to Italy and now they are Isabella and Victoria Volturi, what happens when they get a visit?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,209 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Bella, Edward
Now, that was interesting! by rosalindleconte reviews
Edward concern for Bella's human experiences may be about his own regrets at missing out on human sensual experiences... He devises a plan to remediate...What would be on Bella's list? What about Edward's? MATURE sensual exploration, sexual descriptions
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,882 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Edward, Bella
Road Trip by 7AsPiRiNgAuThOr7 reviews
Ever wonder what a road trip with Emmett,Rosalie,Alice,Jasper,Edward,and Bella would be like? Well then quench your curiosity!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,083 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 8/12/2008
Guessing Games by Xtina316 reviews
Edward, Emmett and Jasper have been talking with three girls online for over 6 months. Coming up with a game called "Guess Who" they find out each others identities. Read to find out who the three mysterious girls are.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,785 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
Prank Calls by oxoxTwilightloverxoxo reviews
Edward and the others left to go hunting Bella and Alice, are home alone, Join them as they prank call, The Cullens, The Wolves, Mike, Jessica, Lauren and many more!REVENGE IN STORE! SEQUEL NOW OUT! Prank War
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 59,300 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 4/15/2010 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Emmett, Bella
Do I React Badly? by JessicaGryffindork reviews
Isabella Swan, Izzy, is an absorber but doesn't know it. The Volturi approach her when she is 13. What happens when the Cullens come to met the new princess after she just moved in? What will happen when said princess has to move in with her dad?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,805 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 10/11/2009
The Snowball Effect by Enelya Falcone reviews
Edward, Emmett and Jasper are left to their own devices while the others are gone. During a competition that Emmett dreams up, the boys end up breaking and wrecking several things. See the first chapter for the full summary. WARNING! CONTAINS SPANKING.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,778 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 10/22/2009
100 Things The Cullens Aren't Allowed To Do by EmilyMarie15 reviews
The title basicaly says it all. I am counting Jake as a Cullen because this is about four years after Nessie is born. There are now more than 100 things! Rated T... just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,260 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/31/2010 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Complete
Boarding school by lebo12 reviews
bella, rosalie and alice are all best friends from AU. they get expelled and there parents send them to US to got boarding school there. where they meet edward, emmett and jasper.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,794 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Edward, Bella
Welcome, to the Volturi by Tommygrl1997 reviews
After, the Cullens leave, they leave Bella broken hearted. And 56 years later, Bella is a vampire and is with the Volturi. Bella Marie Swan Volturi there. Can she get her heart broken in Volterra too?If a daring Cullen comes back, what will happen?Review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 32,131 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/1/2010 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Complete
The Numerous Encounters of Teenage Vampires by I'm Like Hey What's Up Hello reviews
Carlise comes home and finds a letter from the Wife Swap Crew. Esme goes away for two weeks, and pranks are played on the new mom. But these aren't the same, and this time the Denalis participate too. Better than it sounds. Different than others. Chance?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,955 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Esme - Complete
IMing With The Cullen Family by ReD-cHeRrYaNdDaNi reviews
What happens when the Cullens the pack gain IM? Random things only I can come up with. Regular randomness done by me, and anything sexual done by me too. Rated T for language & sometimes induendos
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 36,375 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 10/2/2008
Crazy Cullens by OldAccount789 reviews
Crazy Cullens is a bunch of crazy stories about their lives after Breaking Dawn. What horrible, impossible things happen when they're bored? T for language. Has Renesmee and Jacob. Warning: REALLY FUNNY. You know you want to read it...........R&R please.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,129 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 6/4/2009
Games With TheCullens by johnna146 reviews
The Cullens decide to play some games including Would You rather. I've never and Truth or Dare. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Edward, Bella
Cullen IMing by lunar-eclipse95 reviews
Yes I know that practically everyone has done this but I couldn't resist. Set after Breaking Dawn. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 16,765 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
Always by xlovexlustx reviews
Edward and Bella have grown up together, being adopted by the Cullen family after having horrifics pasts. One day Bella goes missing...how does Edward and the rest of the family react? SHOCKING and slight DARKWARD
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,238 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 96 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Volturi Daughter by twilightlover16 reviews
Bella Swan's parents and relatives were killed by Volturi gaurds. Hiedi taks her in, leading her to become Isabella Marie Volturi.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 15,104 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 4/9/2008
Let the Games Begin by ashley2707 reviews
A competition in school to raise money for charity becomes a battle of the sexes and to top it all off, Bella is writing an anonymous column which turns into her own personal battle against her male counterpart. All human.Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,786 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Bella - Complete
The Cullens Halloween by vampiregurl97 reviews
The Cullens decide to go to the Halloween dance and on the countdown to the day of the dance they cook, play truth or dare, and even have fun with Bella's human freinds! Will disaster occur? Hopefully, very funny. NOT one-shot! T because of some language
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,412 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Ask the Cullens x Therapy with the Cullens by MR.CHEESY reviews
ASK A QUESTION ON UR REVIEW, WHATEVER U WANT TO ASK! AND THEN THE CULLEN FAMILY ALONG WITH JACOB BLACK DISCUSS THE ANSWER TO THAT QUESTION IN A CHAT-ROOM! GO AHEAD! ASK! / THEN, THE CULLENS GO TO THERAPY WITH A VAMPIRE SHAPE-SHIFTER DOCTOR! CHAOS! XDD
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,522 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 6/21/2009
Prank Wars by Surviving Sheika reviews
April Fool's Day with the Cullens? TAKE COVER! Who will survive this war? Who will emerge victorious? Certainly none of these characters. Rated T for mischief and bad ideas.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,046 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Complete
Crazy AIM by XshoppingshortieX reviews
What will happen when the Cullen's get AIM? Bella is in love with fruit loops, Emmett is going to cry? And Jasper is perky? Read to find out more! Bella is still human!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,579 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Complete
Come Home Soon by The Alpha Wolf reviews
Jasper leaves after a confrontation with Esme. Will he come home? Spanking in later chapter.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,144 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Jasper
I've Never by AprilMeeha reviews
This is a one-shot expansion on a game of I've Never from my story Life.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,639 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Complete
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2145 - Favs: 3,594 - Follows: 1,673 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
An Interesting School Day with Emmett by awesomelycoolwolfgirl reviews
SEQUEL TO 'AN INTERESTING DINNER WITH EMMETT'. Emmett goes to schooll and makes up crazy and obnoxious excuses for his missing assignments. There is also some...other charcaters that I added. Hope you like! ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,759 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Emmett, Edward - Complete
Mike Seeks Therapy by The EB's reviews
Mike Newton is now an unemployable fictional character, he seeks therapy in the hope of finding out why his character isnt as successful as the other Twilight characters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Mike - Complete
Carlisle looses the bet by CarlisleCullen-4ever reviews
Carlisle made a big mistake, he bet against Emmett,he bet that if Emmett won he could give Carlisle ten dares,This means trouble!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,055 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Carlisle
Testing Carlisle's Patience by Enelya Falcone reviews
Esme goes out for a day of shopping leaving Carlisle with the kids. The kids unintentionally test their father's patience. Warning: Spanking of teen vampires in the last chapter.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,894 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Complete
Cullen IMing! by JBizz reviews
What happens when a house full of psycho vamps and 3 werewolves get IM? Well lots happens. *Crash* Uh oh time to run. Esme is gonna kill you guys!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 24,546 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 8/6/2008
Family Values by BringOnTheShackles reviews
Life as a Cullen, for everyone in the family. Contains spanking. Probably "lemons" in the later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,511 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Lie Detector Test by TeaCullen reviews
*Complete* What started off as a joke turned into the game of a lifetime. Who would survive the questioning and what surprises do the Cullen's have in store for each other? Rated M for language, suggestive themes, ect. Cannon pairings. OOC at times. R&R.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 30,579 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/6/2009 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Maggie - Complete
Dreams Of Gold by Bella-with-the-blue-eyes reviews
Bella is a 16 yr old Olympic gymnast for the USA. Edward Cullen is the all around American and World Swimming Champion, and gold medal favorite at only 18. Going for the Gold takes on a whole new meaning when these two champions meet in an all out competi
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 68,379 - Reviews: 1602 - Favs: 1,115 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Showing Off by Jlbrew85 reviews
Edward's showing off for Bella lands him in trouble with Carlisle.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,356 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Carlisle, Edward, Esme - Complete
10 Things: Twilight Style by a little erratic reviews
Lists of 10 things such as: 10 Things the Volturi Frequently do, 10 Things Edward Does while Bella Sleeps, and 10 Cullen Nicknames! Which Twilight character bought a Snuggie? Find out in Ch. 7! Companion to 10 Things: Harry Potter Style. More to come!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,076 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Aro, Bella
Tie Her Down by xlovexlustx reviews
One Shot for the Dirty Talking Edward Contest held by Isabel0329, LeechLover85 and moon.witche. BxE, AU, AH, OOC. Bella wears a provacative outifit to school to get Edward's attention, what will his reaction be? M for very graphic sex scenes and swearing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,586 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 1,397 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Right Jolly Old Elf by MarcyJ reviews
Emmett loses a bet and ends up on the wrong side of a Santa Suit. Written for blondieAKArobin for the support stacie stocking stuffer auction.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,971 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Edward - Complete
The Cullens including Bella use AIM! by ThePurpleDragonOfAmazingness reviews
The Cullens use AIM. Watch the stupid/ funny/ strange/ retarded/ and crazy things they do. sorry, I suck at summaries. AIM plot: Overused? Yes. Funny? ALways. at least, I hope so... rated T, just in case...NOTE: OOC sillyness. **ON HOLD**
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,185 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 10/2/2008
Bella's Bachelorette Bash by LindaRoo reviews
Alice throws Bella a surprise bachelorette party in a posh Portland penthouse, complete with sexy games, embarrassing gifts, tequila shots, a stripper named Emmett, and a night of clubbing. Rated M for sexual dialogue and adult situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,517 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 10/22/2008 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Bella, Alice
Mikes World! by CheyanneMarie reviews
Mike try to impress Bella, she gets annoyed and the Cullens decided to get him. a little embarrassment for him couldn't hurt could it? First story, please be nice, little OOC. 1st chp isnt that good, but it gets BETTER, I PROMISE, all you do is R&R, PLEAZ
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 88,573 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 4/10/2008
Family Game Night Cullen Style by TroublesomeTwins reviews
Uno? Clue? I've Never? Truth or Dare? What could possibly go wrong? Lots. One Shot. R&R please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,590 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Complete
13 Things I've Never Done by Rosalie McCarty reviews
Sequel to How to Lose a Vampire in 10 Days. While playing a game the gang realizes that Edward and Bella have done hardly anything. So they are trying to expand their horizons by making them do thirteen things they've never done.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 37,261 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Complete
PRANKS by Twihard275 reviews
Its the day of pranks over at the cullens and what happens when bella is stuck in the middle?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,991 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Complete
Picking Charlie's Brain by vjgm reviews
It is Post Breaking Dawn, and Bella is changed, and married to Edward. Charlie finds out that Bella is a vampire, but no one believes him. They take him to the hospital and put him under the care of the skilled Dr. Dover! Fun ensues :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,413 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 109 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Charlie S. - Complete
A Woman Scorned by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
All Vampire. Bella and Edward get in a fight, and Edward wants to show her who's in control. Just some smut, angry sex because it's the best. One-shot. Review please!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,832 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 159 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8476 - Favs: 7,707 - Follows: 1,830 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Sunrise by Kat-L-Black reviews
Discontinued for time being. It's my version of Breaking Dawn, my first fan fic. It starts with Bella getting changed. The first chapter is short but please R&R Tell me if you like it!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/4/2008 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Complete
Prank Call To Edward by nobodytolose reviews
I hope you enjoy
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/24/2008
Under Arrest by vjgm reviews
Add on to Family Therapy. Want to see what the Cullen kids did to get arrested and make Carlisle's Book of Shame? Read on! If you have not read family Therapy Cullen Style, this will not make sense.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,083 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 1,098 - Follows: 306 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
Truth or Dare by katcastle reviews
This is a random fic where the Cullens play truth or dare! See what crazy things these vampires will do!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,094 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 7/14/2007
Home Videos by forevermagik reviews
Edward doesn't know what to get Bella for their anniversary. So, he goes and asks Alice. But her idea is so outlandish that the entire Cullen family suffers.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 13,478 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/19/2007 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Complete
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Emmett Cullen Goes on Wipeout! reviews
Emmett and Rosalie Cullen go on Wipeout Couples Edition.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 247 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Emmett, Rosalie
Wife Swap: Cullen vs Carson Family reviews
Emmett and Alice enter the family to be on wife swap. Esme is switched with a family that thinks they are Perfect. Read to find out what happens. Rated T to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,711 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 8/2/2010