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Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter. "If you don't make mistakes, you're not working on hard enough problems. And that's a big mistake."~F. Wikzek My livejournal posts aren't edited (I kind of just jotted them down quickly and posted), so if anyone has any comments, feel free to reply to posts or just email me directly. I only ask that you don't psychotically rant at me; constructive criticism is much more effective and greatly appreciated. |
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Okay, NOW Panic! by boz4PM reviews
This is the sequel to Don't Panic! We follow Penny as she journeys with Elrond and Arwen south to Minas Tirith, via Lothlorien and Edoras. She thought Bree and Imladris were bad? She ain't seen nothing yet.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 60 - Words: 465,490 - Reviews: 2478 - Favs: 1,711 - Follows: 582 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 4/10/2004 - Complete
Rehab by Frotu reviews
COMPLETE Haldir's agreed to take on the task of rehabilitating Sauron out of his evil ways, but Sauron isn't going down without a fight! Chap 40, in which everything is concluded!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 148,071 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 11/15/2003 - Sauron, Haldir - Complete
Captured Heart by Maeluiril reviews
Haldir and his brothers find a child in the woods.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 142,308 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 7/21/2005 - Published: 2/9/2003 - Haldir, Legolas
Harry Potter and the Overdone Plot Devices by citygirl1116 reviews
Exchange Students, time turners, potions accidents, long-lost twins, mysterious new powers, snogging, more exchange students...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,349 - Reviews: 1457 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 9/25/2004 - Published: 3/24/2004 - Harry P.
Almost Historic by Chavalah-Maresca reviews
It starts off funny, and it keeps getting darker and darker until the end. So goes the story of Les Amis de l'ABC; "The Group Which Almost Became Historic". This is going to be a rather long fic, and it includes just about everything that one could possib
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2004
Leonarda Da Vinci by Cloudy Coffee reviews
The merchant took in the strange figure, "I didn't know that Da Vinci had a sister." The figure gave him a mocking glance, "He doesn't."
Robert Langdon series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2004
Lord Voldemort and the Internal Revenue Service by citygirl1116 reviews
In honor of April 15: Lord Voldemort encounters a force far darker and more evil than he could ever hope to be...income taxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 39 - Published: 4/14/2004 - Voldemort
Don't Panic! by boz4PM reviews
Penny is panicking. Where is she? How did she get here? How is she going to get home and whose backside will she kick first when she does? A woman lost in Middle Earth wearing only her pyjamas. This can't be good... (STRONG language; NOT a M-Sue)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 136,860 - Reviews: 1366 - Favs: 2,430 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 3/27/2004 - Published: 1/17/2004
Proper Dancing Lessons by She's a Star reviews
Hermione's anxiety about Harry arriving at The Burrow the summer after fifth year is lessened slightly when she discovers Ron partaking in some interesting behaviour . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,698 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 41 - Published: 3/16/2004 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Incomplete2 by GentleNovemberStar reviews
Sora gets transported, and meets another lost kid Kelsey. her name means island's curse. But she has this mysterious guitar sword that she is sure will help him find Kairi and Riku, SoraKairi, RikuKelsey and many mo! RR :P
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/29/2003
In the Wrong Story by RosemaryJolene reviews
A Mary Sue comes to Hogwarts; unfortunately, she's dropped into the Slasher'sParadise!Hogwarts. As the only (apparently) straight character, what is a benighted heroine to do?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,579 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2003
Shadow Child by Aerial reviews
Secrets can be kept secret. Mysterious happenings can be kept mysterious... but not forever. Nothing can stay unchanged. No one can remain untouched. Not the secrets, nor the people they concern. *October 31, 1981 posted*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,025 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/21/2002 - Published: 7/17/2002 - Lily Evans P., Voldemort
Nine Men And A Little Lady by Kielle reviews
Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 1287 - Favs: 2,498 - Follows: 287 - Published: 1/8/2002