If Light had never touched the Death Note, would he ever have found an escape from the depression and boredom that plagued him? Would he have had a future at all? T for dark themes.

Young Light's parents are murdered and he's sent to Wammy's. For a while, he's thrilled- it's challenging AND he's meeting people like A and C! ...And L. Jerk. Then B shows up, and, well... stuff goes bad. Fast. With havoc as only B can wreak. LxL AU

Sometimes it takes an Oreo cookie to decide who will be on top. All genres, characters, lengths, and levels of quality! LxL, MxM, or crack. Mostly humor. Rated for language.

Hermione seeks knowledge from a reluctant Snape in order to help the War effort. What she receives is more than either of them expected. Set beginning in Hermione's sixth year, continuing into a slightly AU post-DH era.

Wheatley wants to help Chell learn how to speak. His method? Melodic intonation and music therapy. Human!Wheatley/Chell, humming, learning, and eventual singing for a portalkink meme fill. Shameless fluff and tension with a bit of plot in the background.

The multichaptered thing supposed to host all these things I have in mind that can't make it to a full oneshot or are the cut parts of my other multichaptered fics. Why this title? Because the crack I'll put here is what feeds my brain. It's alive, alive!

Lovestories aren't written. They just happen because there's ground to let them happen. Or maybe because some changes are possible... Matt, homophobic, Mello, gay, and the ground's giving in under their feet...

While GLaDOS grapples with her inner demons and some rather unsettling elements of her re-integration with Caroline, Chell is facing up to demons of her own. Five years on from going their seperate ways, their worlds come back together. M for swearing.

There's an exception to almost everything, Pearl tells him, and Rose's favorite pie was certainly an exception. My take on 'Pearl likes pie but doesn't like eating.'

Human AU. Pearl is a professional ballet dancer preparing for the lead role in 'Giselle' when she is attacked by an unknown assailant, leaving her crippled. With her career in ruins, she has to adjust to life as a broken ballerina with the help of the stagehand who saved her life. Warnings for blood and violence in the first chapter.

Scenes taking place in the same universe/timeline/whatever as my fic "Wounds Both Old and New". Lin/Korra femmeslash.

"I've been working on a present for you. Well, 'technically' it's more of a medical experiment." After being released from the confines of Aperture, Chell is reminded that omniscient AIs rarely forgive. But they never forget.

In an anonymous office in the Copley Building in Boston, there is a stoic accountant who never speaks, and a nervy receptionist who never stops talking. AU Wheatley/Chell, some NSFW content.

I saw the inner him, the psyche with horns and a spiky tail, the soul that would scare Kira himself. I saw Lawliet. And I loved him more. And he loved me back. To death, as he says. How true will that be? COAUTHORING DLVVANZOR AND XXBEYONDXBIRTHDAYXX.

A recently freed Chell encounters a man who claims to be her husband. Although reluctant to believe him, she starts to warm up to him... Only to find out a very dark truth about her past. Rated M for later on. Some violence.

An attempt at landscaping turns into something far more lethal when a certain stone angel shows signs of life.

Reluctantly, Chell returns to Aperture. Turrets call out to her, and GLaDOS is missing. A locked room holds the answer - but is it a trap?

Felix and Calhoun were perhaps the most unusual of the arcade's couples. No one would expect them to fall in love, least of all themselves. In these oneshots, they come together and step out of their programmed comfort zones-as strangers, tentative lovers and even Litwick's oddest of marriages.

She would put him through some repairs, until he was at least somewhat functional again. Just a few repairs—and then maybe she would see if there was something in that mangled casing that was worth forgiving.

Lin Beifong did not expect to find a child hiding in the Triad base. Nor did she expect him to be a competent earthbender, more willing to follow orders than her own police force, and more kind than any person had a right to be. Metalbender!Bolin AU

He used to dwell on it, the loneliness, the self-pity. It had hurt, quite a bit, and he decided that he could pretend. Pretend that everything was fine, and maybe the hurt would go away. It took a long time, many years of sleeping and reading Machiavelli under the apple tree, but the hurt did go away, a bit. Thirty five years after 'her day.' "Hello, moron."

After Chell is released, she discovers the abandoned laboratory of an old rival of Aperture's...

He didn't deserve to float in space for eternity. He deserved much more pain than that, and she was going to see if she could give him every ounce of it without killing him.

After her escape from Amon, Team Avatar and Tenzin decide to allow Korra to stay briefly with former police chief Lin Bei Fong in order to be near the hospital and hide from Amon and the Equalists. After Korra wakes, an unlikely bond begins to form. Lin/Korra femmeslash.

Lin wanted some time to relax, to get accustomed to life off the police force. But when Korra is missing and team avatar is in jail, it becomes very clear that time is something she doesn't have. This is set after episode 8, "When Extremes Meet" and contains spoilers for that episode. It will develop into a Lin x Korra romance. Currently in progress.

Nothing could ever make her forget how much she'd hated him. No amount of brain-damage could erase those terrible moments from her memory, she thought as she stood there with him - the man who fell from space. But these were new moments, just for them.

'When she goes to meetings she displays it proudly to the councilmen, declaring "My kid made this. Bent it out of a damn coin. She's a chip straight off the ol' block, that Lin."' 5 lessons Lin's mother taught her. Doesn't exactly follow canon.

A heart of iron and the willpower of mountains, her mother tells her. The mark of a true Metalbender.

Lin wants her mother to read her a bedtime story. How will Toph react? Will Lin get to find out what happens to the moose-lion cub?

Eyes closed and skin moist, water trickling down, soothing scratches, cuts, bruises, Lin savors the last few seconds of bending. Based on "Turning the Tides." One-shot.

Some shounen ai: Matt x Mello. Two days left before they have to go down. Matt doesn't know what to think, but Mello knows the price they're paying. A hard desperation is rising in them both, and they've got to find answers before it's too late.

Toph both teaches and disciplines her daughter in a way that only she could. Inspired by The Lion King. Twoshot.

Gonna try filling some portal kinkmeme prompts here. This week: Little! Chell is introduced to GLaDOS.

Words prompts for Portal 1&2 based closely on canon. All characters included, but GLaDOS and Chell feature most prominently.

Matt and Mello from birth to their twenties, together in childhood, cruel separation, the search for each other, through orphanages, asylum, violence... How life can try to kill you from the inside and someone can still make you feel alive...

1800's England. Chell is as trapped to the house as the earth beneath it. Wheatley's just a chimney sweep about to cause more trouble than anyone thought possible. Johnson Manor was already in a state, but now? Well, it's never going to be the same again.

Chell comes back to Aperture not wanting to face the outside world while GLaDOS invests her time into the world of human emotions. With a back up of Caroline further studied, it's reveals the creation of something that will change both of their lives.

When a dangerous mute lunatic is put in control of the Aperture mainframe, GLaDOS and Wheatley are forced to work together to save science.

Pre-Portal. A tiny Chell stumbles upon GLaDOS' chamber.

Sequel to Strange Bedfellows. Chell finds that getting a small town to accept her technophiliac obsession with GLaDOS is much harder than it looks when the android comes to collect an Aperture Science souvenir that has been stolen from her.

The peaceful life Chell has created since escaping Aperture is disrupted when Wheatley, still corrupt, returns from space. Back in the facility he had sworn to take care of her, and he intends to keep his promise, whether Chell likes it or not. Contains "fraternization" but is by no means a romance. DISCONTINUED.

Some ChellDOS fluff for Valentine's Day, because I couldn't get the image of GLaDOS covered in cookie dough out of my head. She is not the best at baking, guys.

A lonely Chell has nobody to spend Valentine's Day with. Luckily, she owes GLaDOS dinner.They'll just ignore the fact that it was cooked hours earlier. It's not like GLaDOS plans these things...

We all know GLaDOS is the big red button. Crackfic/oneshot.

Following a night of confused wondering about what the hell happened before the testing tracks, Chell finds herself transported back in time to old Aperture- human workers and all- and meets a very non-murderous GLaDOS. Swearing. ChellDOS, AU, friendship

Prompt: "Are you comfortable with the fact that Chell would never be so cold to you, despite what you do to her? Words hurt, GLaDOS. Hate is different than "you're fat," it's hate. What if she spoke to you the way you speak to her?" Oneshot.

GLaDOS decides to do the languishing human population a favor by teaching them how to make more humans. However, she gets more than she bargained for when she discovers a particular name on her client list. ChellDOS.

A collection of short, isolated pieces venturing into various pairings, places, circumstances, tones, humors, ratings, and contexts. Gleefully spoiler-ridden.

When Black Mesa infiltrates Aperture and tears GLaDOS apart, Chell is forced to work and live with the volatile AI who has placed herself in an android body. They embark on a tentative relationship under the watchful eye of Doug Rattmann.

Wammy's House, a place full of gifted misfits with horrible pasts. The goal is to produce the next L, but at what cost? Take a peek into the lives before, during, and after Wammy's House. M for swearing, sex, violence, drug use, & other disturbing things.

When it becomes apparent that touching the Death Note isn't the only way to regain memories, L must do the impossible to save the one he loves. But with Mello and Near disappearing and an addictive Death Note... LxL, Light POV. Character death. REWRITE.

In which there are lots of disconnected ficlets that have to conform to certain themes. Five per chapter.

If you want to get that special someone to look your way, this is the handbook for you. There's no REAL lemon, but many mentions of sex.

Chocolate Kisses Sequel. Matt and Mello do some sight-seeing for their last holiday together. As events unfold along the way, they come to realize that their love for eachother runs deeper than they could have ever thought.

You can be the straightest person in the world until you find that special someone. It is the feelings for that person that matter, and the challenges you are willing to face to be with them. A high school story of discovery, trust, and above all, love.

What starts out as a routine assassination for Matt quickly spirals into a mess of conspiracy, secrets, and passion. With his life at stake, Matt has to choose which side to play for when there is no good guy. Matt/Mello AU

Fragmented, broken. Disjointed. Pieces and splinters of the whirlwind romance between those tied by the number Thirteen- Beyond Birthday and Mihael Keehl. A collection of drabbles set in one week. BxMello, lemon now up.

I'm a Mary-Sue, here are the woes and loves of my life. AU Since my Mary-Sue's a whore All CharactersxMS. My first try at a humorous, multi-chapter story. I hope it works XD

What happens when new artist Yagami Raito manages to capture the attention of socially inept, anonymous artist L Lawliet? Hilarity, of course. Matchmakers, troublesome sisters, and crazy lawyers pretending to be drag queens? What is this world coming to?

This was our morning ritual, and I still had yet to figure out why we did it. Why, every morning, we had to go through the same script, over and over again, words never changing, tone hardly varying. Oneshot, Light POV. LxLight.

As it turned out, Matt wasn't nearly as good at dividing his attention as he had initially given himself credit for. MxM oneshot, FLUFF. Matt POV.

Mello will do anything he has to do to take over the Mafia. Anything. Or... well... almost anything. MelloxMatt, Mello POV. REWRITE. Complete.

A series of 1000-word drabbles to combat my recent plague of wordiness. Graverobber/Shilo. Just a series of everyday-life events that bring them closer together. Rating to be on the safe side, possible slight squick.

Matt, an amateur internet porn star, teams up with the famous Mello, a porn film actor, to make a new movie. On set for three days, what will befall the two boys? Between takes of heated sex, will they bond or fight?

He stopped, looking at me dispassionately, and in his eyes I saw... nothing. Well, nothing for me, at least. Based on the song by Luke Bryan but not a songfic. Requested by Sen-Chan21. Happy birthday!

Is there something wrong with love? This is a tale of finding love in all kinds of ways and places, be it considered normal or taboo. Be sure to read the warning at the beginning of the chapter. Pairing: LxMello, LightxMisa, LightxMikami, and others...

I was always a well-adjusted person. At least, you know, until I met Mello. Oneshot, Matt POV.

Mello loved chocolate. This, hopefully, was news to no one, because anyone who spent more than a few seconds in his presence would notice the way he treated the confection. MelloxMatt oneshot, Matt POV. Fluff and language.

Matt cannot stand Mello, Mr. Know-it-all in class, only to find out that they are sharing a bathroom. But that all changes...Alcohol can do wonderful things sometimes. AU. MelloxMatt, with several others on the side.

Really, there's nothing Mello could ever do to scare Matt away. MxM oneshot

Growing up, all Quillsh spoke of- the fantasy he told me about every night in our shared bedroom- was his dream of starting an orphanage that treated kids better than Meadow Brooks treated US. Everyone else laughed. Not me. Roger POV oneshot

For Matt and Near, life at Wammy's House was routine and dull - until the day that Mello showed up and changed all of the rules. Covers five years of their lives. Mainly MxM, some MxN. Rating is for yaoi in later chapters.

Matt, a genius hacker and spy, is sent undercover at Wammys for the sole purpose of discovering the secrets of the mysterious letter known only as L. The only problem... he didn't plan on falling in love with his roommate. Some yaoi, Character death.

Matt loves his car. He really, really loves his car. What does he do when Mello catches him appreciating his car? Prompt - Matt/His Car

Roger hated Easter. He hated the other holidays for good and valid reasons too, of course, but Easter was special. It was simply impossible to hide eggs from 72 genius children. Oneshot.

Mello is busy cutting a bloody path through the criminal underworld, and Matt is hot on his trail. What happens when Matt finally catches up to him? Well. . . lots of guns, sex, and violence-that's what! All with a little Southern flavor . . . Mello/Matt. Mature themes, rated M.

Beyond Birthday acts as the Mad Hatter and throws Quarter Queen a little tea party. Oneshot.

Discovering a new coven is never a good thing, but there's something strange about this one - and that's even worse. The vampires are closing in. The Hunt is on. Matt/Mello/Near, Light/L.

I don’t like making eye contact with people, it’s too direct. He says I hide behind my goggles; I say the world looks much friendlier tinted with gold. The world as Matt sees it. The Wammy days and beyond. Matt x Mello Complete

The most important thing Ryuk learned watching Light Yagami was how to follow the rules to the letter and still break them.

Mat and Mello share a Christmas alone together, and each find that they're not the only to have harbored feelings for the other.

Mello is the son of the head of the Mafia, but he has a secret that even his best friend doesn't know. What happens when Matt realizes that Mello isn't the boy he thinks he knows? MattxMello; AU, smut, angst, etc. READ THE WARNING AT THE BEGINNING.

75 years. Longer than some people even live, I have loved him. And I never stopped. MxM, Matt POV. Matt's year by year memories of their growing old together, as they should have. Posted in defiance on the day of their canon death. Slight AU- no Kira.

Mello knew from the minute that smoke bomb went off that he'd never be able to see another sun rise and set, that he'd never be able to wake up with the smell of cigarette smoke cradling him to the one thing that held any lasting value in his world.

L begins to suspect something is missing from his life. He believes the key to be in social interaction- his weak point. At the appearance of the enigma named Light Yagami, he is challenged to rise to the occasion. Yaoi. -some violence & slight non-con-

The virus still spread, there were still people out there, living but not, waiting in the shadows. Mello knew there were. He could hear them, the distant groans and inhuman shrieks in the night. AU; Matt and Mello in the zombie apocalypse genre.

Mello’s not a murderer and he never will be, Halle decides. He’s a kid in over his head, and that might be more dangerous than anything else. MelloxHalle

Mello's birthday brings Matt to the age-old question of what to get for the man who already has everything. Just a fun, dirty little one-shot for Mello's birthday. EDIT: Now with a second chapter and a higher rating because people asked for it.

Ryuk’s favourite equation. It means the death of boredom, the only death that actually matters. Gift fic for Computerfreak101

Orphaned, Matt is forced to take up his father's profession illegally to avoid falling into the foster-care system. Thank goodness he's old enough to drive... what happens when he picks up a blond hitchhiker one night? Very random one-shot. Kinda PWP

SEQUEL to Be Not Long, Night Monster. What ever happened to Mihael, and who is that strange boy with L? Will the blond survive a night with a true monster and master? AU; smut; LxMxM

Light's lost his memory, and apparently his mind. When L suggests he's only been fixated with him in the Kira case because he's been fixated with his beauty, Light sees a chance to prove he's innocent. Wait, wait, who said anything about sleeping with L?

when Matt encounters photobucket when he's bored, the perverted minds of otaku work against him when Mello walks in. was CRACK. now has LEMON, and rated M for a reason, children.

Mello shoved a drink into his hand. “Less talking,” he ordered, “more drunken shenanigans.” Matt/Mello, Light/L, and Mikami/Gevanni/Near, for IceQueenRex.

Another genderswap for the Death Note anonymous kink meme--Mello can't stand Near touching what's hers.

Originally written for the Death Note anonymous kink meme--Mello's interrogation technique: a warm gun

Unabashed genderswitch smut written for the Death Note anon kink meme--Mello uses girl!Matt's body to curry favor with the mob.

Matt had never quite appreciated Mello's leather until he wasn't wearing it anymore. Because now he can see a lot more of Mello, and things are starting to get tense ... Matt/Mello oneshot smut.

Dear L, please get pregnant. At least then you'll be forced to eat healthy, stand straight, sit normally, and sleep like a normal person. Minus the morning sickness of course. Love, Light. SEQUEL to Dear Mello; Warnings: LightxL, mpreg, foul language, AU

Mello is bored. Matt got dumped for the millionth time. They both subscribe to a dating site. Mello subscribes in the female section. Matt falls for this blond girl, without much hope of a reply. Mello wants some fun... CO-AUTHORED WITH DLVVANZOR !

Mello moves in a new apartment, unfortunately, he won't be as peaceful as he expected, with this redhead neighbour stalking him from his window... CO-AUTHORING DLVVANZOR AND XXBEYONDXBIRTHDAYXX ON THEIR NEW SHARED ACCOUNT!

Matt's a writer frustrated by his lack of success. Mello's a cellist desperate to escape. When the two meet, their lives become intertwined. However, change isn't always an enjoyable experience.

Hal gets home from work intent on releasing her tension through Mello, but she gets more than she bargained for.

Light Yagami is not having a good Valentine's Day. Between the new guy with the candy fetish, his partner, Matsuda, and the unsettling new case... the chocolate may be the only thing that loves him at all. Light/L.

When most people look in the mirror, they expect to see the same face reflected back at them as the day before. That was never how it was for me. Matt/Mello, shounen-ai

It should have been Mello. This? This was wrong. MxM, alternating Matt/Mello POV. Rated for some flashback content, but it's not too detailed.

Near hears dead people. Matt/Mello, L/Light, Gevanni/Near.

Matt was dead. Mello was sure of that, but a little boy in silly goggles steps PSP first into his life, and the blond starts to doubt this simple fact. Rated for Character death, and other such things.

Matt embarrasses Mello at a mandatory poetry reading and a vicious prank war ensues. Matt x Mello.

/AU/LightxL/ He drank bitter, black coffee. He drank tea with a gelatinous glob of sugar floating in it. He was the photographer. He was the model. And it all fell back on a quiet little coffee shop.

I wish it had been Matt. Maybe if it had, I wouldn't have had to hit rock bottom to get where I am now. Maybe things could have been different. Maybe I wouldn't have become... this. Mello POV MxM oneshot

Written for a contest where the theme was "One Year Later". Mello gets into a spot of trouble one year after leaving Wammy's.

It has been two years since Matt and Mello were rescued from the streets and brought to Wammy's, but Matt's feelings have moved beyond friendship and family. Will he ever have the courage to tell Mello? And what will Mello say if he does? Sequel to Savior

A collection of prompt-based Matt/Mello drabbles: the solemn, the silly, and the "Why so serious?"

AU. Nate has been wrapped up in his brother's fading memory for a long time. But there were things he didn't know and stories that Beyond won't hesitate to tell. B x Near. Oneshot.

No matter your intentions, there will come a time to face the consequences. Pay up. Or get repossessed. Mello x Light... sort of. You'll see what I mean. Rated for lots of violence, some sexual themes, and the foulest language available to humanity.

AU. Mello's life has just been flipped upside down and L's the cause. Though they've never met, L is determined to right the wrong and drag his best friend, Raito, through his attempts to fix a young man's heartache. L x Mello.

Mello hates Christmas, but Matt makes it all worthwhile. Matt/Mello.

Mello was a lot like a butterfly gone horribly wrong. Oh, he was beautiful, but rather than something gentle and frail, he became something fierce and untouchable. Companion to Inequity, Anomaly, Lost, name/series spoilers. EDITING & HIATUS

This is another another note. Supernatural gobbledegook, that slowly, slowly falls into AU... It's a little difficult to explain...

Mello, Near, and Matt explore a different way of feeling loved in an orphanage. Warning: This story may creep you out.

The best kind of friends aren't always the real kind; yaoi

Mello left without a trace, and everyone expected Matt to be a wreck. But it's not until three years later that Matt start to get frustrated with looking for clues that Mello didn't leave. Or did he? After all, the boys know each other better than anyone.

What happens if Matt and Mello found a way to fake their deaths and escape the manipulation of both Kira and Near? Will they ever be able to live happily? WARNING: brutality, abuse, rape, blood, extreme psychological breakdowns, and drugs.

Do you understand why you are here, Mister Jeevas?" "Sure, I was looking at porno mags while Mello was out shopping." Mello's idea of a prank seemed rather cruel to Matt...

Matt's thinking of a word... any word... for a password. Which is harder than he could have possibly comprehended. Can Mello give him a clue? M&M Rated M for lang and implied sexy things.

Matt drags Mello along to a midnight release party to get the final Harry Potter book. Mello is not pleased. Crackish.

Basically, I've taken loads of song lyrics and poetry and used them to inspire very short, interpretive pieces.

Matt knows only too well that not all families are good ones. Surrounded by drinking, fighting, and screaming, he'd drop his home in a second to live on the streets. So when a tough blond boy gives him that chance, he takes it.

Now that Mello isn't in the Mafia anymore and he has his housewife duties, what is his daily life like? Crack, three-shot. MattxMello WARNINGS: foul language, smut, and violence

Raito Yagami is your typical star student. That is, until one night when he catches a deadly fever and L, a bored god of death, phases through his bedroom window to take his soul away. But how can he steal the soul of someone who won't die? AU RxLxR

It was 3:15 AM, and Nate River couldn't sleep. The case is consuming... but it's his thoughts that keep him awake. Thoughts, theories, worries and his accursed imagination. Near-centric, with lashings of M&M. Rated for lang, blood, violence.

It's been one year since Mello and Matt barely escaped death at the hands of Kira's supporters, but when a vicious ghost from Mello's past returns for vengeance, everything is put on the line in a deadly game neither can afford to lose. Matt/Mello

AU oneshot. Over the hoilday period, Mello finds the meaning of Christmas with a little help from a quirky stranger named L and, of course, Patrick Swayze. Slight crack.

“Must you ALWAYS have something in your mouth?” LxLIGHT DRABBLE.

When some mafia goon slips Mello drugs, things take a turn for the totally expected. Contains traces of actual... you know... yaoi. Erm. No plot, just a bit of fun, and an exercise in writing stuff I don't. Ever. Until now. Somewhat experimental style.

When Matt decorates the apartment for Christmas, he doesn't forget the most important part...the mistletoe. MattxMello fluff. Oneshot

LxLight. Death Note with a Disney spin. Maybe their poison drenched love, this twisted fairytale of most wicked beauty, is all that matters, even when L is dragged back from his grave and faced with his poisoned apple again. Cowritten with Narroch.

Birthdays are important, Mail. The world is self-centered, but everyone deserves to know how special they really are. That's why on someone's birthday, we tell that person just how much we love them.

Mello is a huge fan of the Twilight series and drags Matt to the midnight showing. What adventures will the come across and will Matt be able to survive watching the movie? One-shot. Crack; MelloxMatt; WARNING: foul language from the both of them

Five years after the events of "Dumb Luck," Near invites Matt and Mello over to celebrate their victory over Kira. So begins the kinkiest tea party in the history of mankind. Matt/Mello/Near.

AU. “I know you need to do this to patch things up guys, but could you leave your post its somewhere else? I can’t find the handle to the mini fridge door anymore.” --- Matsuda. LxRaitoxL cuteness.

It's the end of the line, and Matt doesn't know what he's waiting for anymore. Post-series, spoilers.

Matt and Mello get stuck in traffic and must think of a way to sublimate their road rage and entertain themselves. Matt x Mello.

A bored L is a scary thing... Crackish fluff for LxLight.

In a cold college dorm room, Matt and Mello make some discoveries on how they really feel about each other. yaoi, m/m, au

A short stories collection about L, Mello and Near when they were younger.

Matt gets home to find Mello tied up and, of course, the situation is taken advantage of. MattxMello

Mello starts to write a journal. Rated for language and eventual lemon. Lots of swearing in this kind of AU, more "altered circumstance" world. Lots of confused, scarred, chocolate eating blondie. "Betching blog" now up and this is rated M.

To reign is worth ambition though in Hell: Better to reign in Hell, then serve in Heav'n." Paradise Lost, John Milton. Things change...further more, People change, and to know himself, he must first know another. Sequel to Welcome to Wammy. Mature

What’s more," L continued, wholly unfazed, "after deep consideration of all factors, I’ve concluded that there is a sixty eight percent chance that you would not only enjoy engaging in sexual intercourse with me, but that you would prefer me to Misa."

Matt flicked his cigarette butt out of the window. "I've just been thinking about what it would have been like if I were still with my parents." "You'd be dead by now, Matt." "I know," the redhead sighed. "But I still wonder sometimes."

Matt and Mello branch out on their own, now that the Kira case is finished with. AU and slight MxM, rated T for language and slight adult themes, but nothing much.

REPOSTED! Finally back after unexpected deletion. Yagami Raito had considered many possibilities arising from using the Death Note, but being handcuffed to a certain sugar reliant insomniac, and all that this entailed, was not among them... Raito/L.

Mello sees Matt at his most heroic when they face down a new and fearsome enemy: the giant, evil fly that buzzes around their heads at night. Matt x Mello.

This is not a serious fic. It is not a love-love fic, either. This is the product of forcing myself to think up a oneshot while listening to music. This takes place at Wammy's. Matt walks in on Mello in a very...unusual position. What to do?

L takes on the paparazzi after they question his sexual orientation. Only when Matsuda, Misa and Light decide to help with damage control, do things really get out of hand! In the end, both L and Light realize there just may be some truth to those rumors.

The thread held. It held onto them and they pulled and pulled and pulled through the dirt and the stench and the garbage until they could grab onto each other's hands and manage a few words to one another.

Mello is often a rather angry fellow. It's bad enough when Matt must see that unhappy look of his for hours a day, but when the unfortunate demise of a certain GameBoy occurs, there's punishment in store. **Kinky yaoi, one-shot**

Matt does it like he does everything else: enduring, feet on the ground and heart in his hand, eyes always, always hidden. Lots of non-explicit underaged sex, Mello/Others, Matt/Others, Mello/Himself, Matt/Himself, Matt/Mello

When Mello is adopted, things don't turn out exactly as he'd hoped. Now Matt, Near, and L have to get Mello out of there before the boogeyman reaches out from under the bed and eats Mello up...literally. ::MattMello, eventually::

In which L wonders if he should practice his self-restraint some more, and Mello is entirely too pretty for his own good. LxMello.

Near has been struggling with a question in the back of his mind for quite some time...Is Santa Claus real? Maybe Mello, Matt, and L can help him out. This story takes place before the Kira case in the Wammy House.

Mello waits for Matt at the dentist's office. Randomness and a magazine quiz ensue. MattxMello.

Matt is captured and tormented by a group of mafia thugs who are none too pleased with Mello's behavior. Mello must decide if it's worth risking everything to save his friend. Yaoi, Matt/Mello, Mello/Matt, violence, language,rape, kink...

They were still very much little kids and, really, little kids shouldn't have sex for this reason exactly. B x L. OS.

Thou shall have no idols other than L, no matter how fresh or clean. Matt/Mello, crack!oneshot.

Mello finds himself in a complex web of savagery after arriving at Wammy House, but a certain gamer's there to help him cope--until even that fragile trust is called into question while they work to catch a murderer. Happiness wasn't meant to be. Complete

They were doomed from the start, each the other's noose, stringing themselves up to hang together. Canon compliant. Matt/Mello

Pairing: MattMello Warning: foul language, perversity, and eventually yaoi Summary: A look at the relationship of the two. Told mostly in Matt's perspective. A bit Matt centric.

Don't hurt me. xP It's a funny fanfic, just Matt and Mello messing around. Fluff at the end. Enjoy. Edit: By Popular Demand, all song titles used are now found in the Afterword. There is no real chapter two. Just an afterword. Mmkay?

Ever wondered what the cast of Death Note would think if they ran across their own fanfictions? Some less-than-perfect pairings as well as some physically impossible situations are discussed by the characters themselves.

For Matt and Mello, their existences have always been, not tangential, but coincidal, the coarse contact of flesh on flesh and life on life. Atheism in the face of death; rigorous belief in the face of damnation, and the flames consumed. Spoilers. M&M.

The Kira case is over and Mello is in prison for life, until an unexpected source offers him a way out in exchange for his help. Old enemies arise, a murder case becomes a personal threat, and a friend meant to be dead may be alive, and turned traitor...

Matt sees Mello walk by every day. He wants this stranger, craves his contact. When he finally says hi, he gets more than he bargained for. AU one-shot. Dedicated to my Matt.

I walked towards him, intending to pass him and waltz right on up those stairs and disappear…just another nameless, inconsequential face in his night. Perhaps that was too submissive, because it caught his attention.- An edgy one-shot with Matt and Mello.

She had always thought herself blessed for the precious things that she had, and wondered what she had possibly done to deserve it. Or maybe she had yet to pay the price. It was raining on January 28th, and on that day, Sachiko Yagami lost everything.

Matt is having one hell of a time trying to understand Near. And his ego isn't helping. Matt x Near.

“What was that?” Mello asked. “Oooh!” Matt said, smiling cutely. “I kissed my boo-boo.”

It's what Mello does to him. L x Mello. OS.

A grammar lesson takes place and Mello is found to be a sore loser. OS.

Matt gets Mello the absolute, hands down, best birthday gift ever. MelloxNear with Matt and Mello friendship.

Because he was not always the greatest detective in the world. Once upon a time, he was just a little boy named L.

Matt wants to finish chopping up a few onions. Mello wants him to stop stinking up their apartment. Commence the inevitable Onion Bawlfest Of Doom. [In other words: Hi, this be crack. And there's really no such thing as a Bawlfest Of Doom.]

They both smoke. It's funny.

MattMello A shower scene between Matt and Mello. Oneshot.

The spider picked the wrong chocolate bar to crawl onto...

Matt has a conundrum. He wants to know what the big deal with kissing is... but girls are gross. MelloMatt Just random Wammy's fluff.

The requested 'sequel' to Mind Games! If you put two competitive, twisted, hopelessly paranoid and reluctantly affectionate geniuses in the same afterlife together, eternity truly doesn't stand a chance of normalcy. Slash.

Light was the perfect son in every way. But when his mother, Sachiko, realizes that he might be suffering from depression, she isn't sure what to do. She observes him during his high school years. Depression and depression related symptoms are discussed.

-ON HIATUS- Mello hates dogs. Matt finds one. Matt brings it home. Mello is furious. The puppy is overjoyed. Chapter fic, fluffy MelloMatt friendship

AU Crack!Fic, and should be taken as such. Mello is fed up with Anger Management, so Matt tries a different approach to his problem. Possible slash if you can see it as more than crack. !Squirt!

The cast of Death Note is unleashed upon the world of retail sale. Based on a very random roleplay. Rated T for mild to strong language general crack and suggestive situationsxShounenai in later chapters. Almost all characters will eventually appear.

When Misa made out with Ryuuzaki in the hallway for two minutes and fiftyfour seconds, it wasn’t because she was in love with him.

What's in a name, anyway? MelloMatt orphanage fluff sort of. [Spoilers for Matt's real name]

It was something to do, living. Matt and Mello and something that didn't happen.