Hey, guys! Don't be offended if you're a girl; I call everyone 'guys'. So, hey; I'm Nitnat Ride. Thanks for looking at my profile. Not much here. I'm not the best with technology so bear with me.

Name: Natalie (don't ask about the 'nitnat' thing. My friends started calling me that ages ago. Kind of annoying now. I prefer Natalie)

Gender: Girl. Duh

Favourite colour: Don't really have one. Could either be crimson, ocean blue, sapphire blue, black-and-white, or deep purple. How's that for variation?

Favourite sport: Again, nothing specific. Basketball, tennis, netball, football, hockey, swimming. I think that's it.

My mates you should check out on fanfiction.net: CullenInTraining (dunno if I've got the spacing right), and Rhiba (definitely got that right). They are both pretty darn good.

Relationship status: Why did I not change this sooner? In love with my wonderful boyfriend :D

You may see that my Sky High fanfic "Taming the Wild Fire" has a cover image. It's an awesome banner created by the wonderful MockingMellark, and is significantly cut by the image boundaries. So view the full version here:

Anyway, loads of people put clever things like funny translations and jokes here. But they've all been taken, so I'm going to try and put one, maybe more, witty comebacks for people.

Mum: Why aren't you revising?
Child: I didn't see you coming.

Stuff from Fairy Tail (awesome series :D)

Lucy (to Happy): You were bragging about your sense of smell and you didn't realise that Gray was there.
Happy: There are some things you don't want to smell.
Gray: Say that again!

Gray (after fighting then saving Juvia): So, up for round two?
*Juvia faints*
Gray: Hey! What's wrong?

Lyon: Gray, try and get rid of that stripping fetish.
Gray: I don't want to hear that from you!

Anyone who thinks that Gray Fullbuster is extremely sexy, and who desperately wants him to be real, copy and paste this in your profile

If anyone has any extra witty comebacks, please let me know. This is how desperate I am to fill my page. Thanks anyway.

Stuff from other profiles :D

YOU WILL PROBABLY NEED TISSUES FOR THIS:
A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

GirlSlow down, I'm scared!

Guy:No, this is fun.

GirlNo, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

GuyThen tell me you love me.

Girl:I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this into your profile if you would do this for someone you love.

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you're random, and proud of it, post this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this to your profile.

If you spend multiple hours a day reading or writing or a combination of both, copy this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

93 percent of teenagers would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you are part of the 7 percent that would say "What was your first clue?” copy this onto your profile.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

Hey read this guys!!

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37 Secrets about yourself.
Be honest no matter what.

1) have you ever been asked out?
Five times now. I'm pleasantly surprised lol

2) where did you get your default picture?
Google Images

3) what's your middle name?
Jane

4) your current relationship status?
Proudly taken and hopelessly in love

5) does your crush like you back?
I have a few other potentials (please don't judge; I can't seem to switch it off) but, too be honest, I'm so happy with who I have that I don't care if they do or not! :)

6) what is your current mood?
Happy

7) what colour of underwear are you wearing?
White

8) what colour shirt are you wearing?
Brown

9) Missing something?
A brother

10) if you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?
Learn to play the guitar while I still had time to do so

11) if you must be an animal for one day, what?
Jaguar or owl

12) ever had a near death experience?
Yeah. Nearly drowned twice. Not fun

13) something you do a lot?
Write, read, listen to music, play music, talking with my friends, kicking back, all sorts

14) the song stuck in your head?
"The Lord's my Shepherd" - Stuart Townend

15) who did you copy and paste this from?
DarknessXAnime

16) name someone with the same birthday as YOU?
A girl from my school.

17) when was the last time you cried?
Nearly cried earlier today. Otherwise, I can't remember

18) have you ever sung in front of a large audience?
Yeah. Kind of liked it, but my voice isn't good enough

19) if you could have one super power what would it be?
Controlling the Elements

20) what's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Nice personality, manners, intelligence. Got to have some good looks though; I like to look at and rate some guys when I'm just walking around. Is that weird? :3

21) what do you usually order from starbucks?
Never go there.

22) what's your biggest secret?
That I'm not really as tomboy-ish as I seem/pretend to be.

23) favorite color?
Depends what mood I'm in.

24) do you still watch kiddie shows?
Yep. I'm keeping up with Winx. Other than that, not really.

25) what are you?
A freak :D

26) do you speak any other language?
Un peu de Français (bit of French).

27) what's your favorite smell?
The way a books smells when it comes out of the store (Yes i know, I’m a Dork). Actually...no, don't really have a specific one.

28) Describe your life in one word what would it be?
Weird

29) have you ever kissed in the rain?
Indeed, I have :D My boyfriend saw that I said here before that I hadn't, so he made sure we got to last year :D

30) what are you thinking about right now?
Nothing in particular

31) what should you be doing?
Sleeping, probably.

32) who was the last person that made you upset/angry?
Still my Mum.

33) do you like working in the yard?
Not really.

34) if you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?
Nightshade.

35) do you act differently around the person you like ?
I hope not. I want to be as real to everyone as possible.

36) what is your natural hair color?
I’m a Brunette

37) who was the last person to make you cry?
Mum

35 Things to do when your in Walmart! - UPDATED-

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"

16. Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly when they take one.

17. Buy 350 cans of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!" when the cashier tells you the price.

18. Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask people where you can find the CDs.

19. Start a fish-stick fight.

20. Walk up to random people, give them bear hugs, and say very loudly that you missed them and they never really did get that dandruff shampoo you recommended.

21. Jump in a cart and have a friend push you while you scream "The Germans are coming!"

22. Attempt to fly off a high shelf.

23. Run up to an employee and ask "Do you like me?" If they say no, yell out "You broke my heart, you evil monster! I'm telling the manager!" and start throwing canned tomatoes at them. If they say yes just to get you away, pat their shoulder, and say "What a shame because that girl over there" point to a random person "was just about to ask you to dinner."

24. Throw confetti on random people walking into the store.

25. Whisper "I know your 'little' secret" to people in the checkout lines.

26. Stand inside the freezer in the frozen food section.

27. Walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead people...they want me to take you away...to aisle eight..."

28. Ask the clerk to make a page saying "If there is an Edward in the store, Bella is looking for you at the main info desk".

29. See how many cans of frosting you can open and thoroughly lick without getting caught.

30. Go to a person with a shopping cart full of merchandise and demand a ride in the basket.

31. Practice your juggling with a few Grade-A eggs.

32. Squeeze the cream-filled doughnuts.

33. Walk into the baby clothes section, pick up a pink baby dress, then throw it down and run away screaming that the pink bunnies of doom came back.

34. Bow to the display of T.Vs in the electronics section.

35. See if you can move the bottom can from the gigantic canned beet pyramid

You know you live in 2013 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years. ( I play it on my ipod!)

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job...

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

If your a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name

Shorty/Kris

KG/Lizzy

Wisegirl101/Lindsay

WiseOne27

SeaweedBrain013/Sebz

CloudyAlore/Faye

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DarknessXAnime/Paz

NitnatRide

1.YOUR REAL NAME: Nat

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Natizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Black jaguar

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Jane Street

YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Robnaton

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Hot pink orange juice XD

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Abjommy

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets):Black nothing

25 Things my wonderful Mother taught me!

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

A white man said, Colored people are not allowed here
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK ,
When I grew up I was BLACK,
When I'm sick I'm BLACK,
When I go in the sun I'm BLACK,
When I'm cold I'm BLACK,
When I die I'll be BLACK.But you sir.
When you are born you're PINK,
When you grow up you're WHITE,
When you're sick, you're GREEN,
When you go in the sun you turn RED,
When you're cold you turn BLUE,
And when you die you turn PURPLE.
And you have the nerve to call me colored?
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away..
Put this on your page if you HATE racism...

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME! WE ARE SO DOING THAT AGAIN NEXT WEEKEND!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS:Will repost this crappp!!

Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"God, why? Why is
My life always sinking?"

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

If child abuse makes you sick and you think it's horrible and should be stopped, put this poem on your profile.

If you think Fang is hot...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

92 percent American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

Love you to Death

There was once a girl named Ashley who
had a
boyfriend
named
Jack.

Jack was the most popular guy in school.
The
three most
popular
girls were
Courtney, ASHLEY, and Emma. Jack
thought of
Ashley as
OKAY,
but
he REALLy
liked Courtney. Courtney liked jack also.
Well of
course
she
did, everyone
did!

Ashley and Courtney were worst enemies.
Courtney tried to
steal
Jack away
everytime she had a chance to. One day,
Courtney asked
Jack
if
he wanted
to
go to the movies. Ashley heard
everything...what
movie
theatre
and what
time.

Ashley approached the movies that night
and
followed Jack
and
Courtney.
Ashley sat right behind them. she
watched them
get close
to
each
other and
kiss...not only kiss, but practically get it
on in the
theatre.
Courtney
told jack "Do you want to come to my
place and
skip this
boring
movie?" He
replied "hell yes."

Ashley had peeked through Courtney's
window.
Jack and
her
were

messing
around and Ashley watched the whole
thing.

The next day at school Ashley wasn't
there. For
the next
few
days Ashley
wasn't there. A week later her mother
found her in
her
closet
dead... she
commited suicide because she had loved
Jack so
much.
Next
to
ashley's dead
body was a note.

A note that read: My dearest Jack, I
watched you
at the
movie
and at
Courtney's house and I will continue to
watch you.
I never
thought you
would
do something like this to me. I really
loved you
jack. I
died
for you just
like Jesus died for us.

Always with you, Ashley

I kind of know what this is like. If you're totally against cheating on your partner, paste this in your profile