The Clutzy Onehide bio
Author has written 1 story for Twilight. I just started a new story... and yeah, it's a huge step outside of the box for me. If you have any opinions, positive or negative, please share, and don't worry about upsetting me, it takes a lot more than written word to get me mad... Hmmm...what to say... I have a filthy mind. I'm incredibly lazy. I goof around all the time. I never know what I'm doing, but pretend I do. I like to confuse people, especially when they annoy me. I'm quite possibly the world's worst speller. I feel very selfish because all of these sentenses start with the word "I." That's me in a nutshell :) |
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When Love and Hate Collide by RZZMG reviews
During sixth year, Hermione Granger & Draco Malfoy are compelled by an ancient & powerful destiny to be together, but will their feelings for each other be enough to save Draco from the taint of his Dark Mark & his evil alter-ego, "Malfoy"? What happens when love and hate collide? Rev. 1 was a DRAMIONE AWARD WINNER in 4 categories! Rev. 2 underway-see profile for details.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 229,106 - Reviews: 2033 - Favs: 3,520 - Follows: 3,396 - Updated: 4/10/2017 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Work of Art by abstract way reviews
Brilliant artist Edward is celebrated in the art world, but are trappings of fame also destroying him? In the lust filled world of art-whores & predators, feisty Bella knocks him off his pedestal. Will he realize that she alone has the power to heal him? ...Note: The primary story of Work of Art was pulled and published.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,958 - Reviews: 6425 - Favs: 2,865 - Follows: 1,651 - Updated: 12/30/2015 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Second Chances by RZZMG reviews
Scorpius Malfoy comes into his Veela birth heritage & seeks out his mate, Rose Weasley. At the same time, Draco Malfoy has decided to take a 2nd mate with the death of his wife & he's waited a long time to have Hermione Granger. Will destiny keep these couples from their much-deserved 2nd chances? NOMINATED BEST NEXTGEN WIP STORY-see profile for details. Romance/Hot Shag/Drama.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 172,112 - Reviews: 1605 - Favs: 1,716 - Follows: 2,389 - Updated: 11/18/2015 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M., Scorpius M., Rose W.
The Diva Diaries by KiyaRaven reviews
*TAKEN DOWN. MANY APOLOGIES.* Dear Diary, When he left, I became numb. Safe in a bubble of denial and bitterness. Now, he's back, and I've agreed to be his co-star in a new Broadway play. Obviously, if there were a Nation of Stupid People, I would be their Queen. A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,477 - Reviews: 12863 - Favs: 5,892 - Follows: 5,263 - Updated: 2/19/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Isolation by Bex-chan reviews
He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 278,881 - Reviews: 16150 - Favs: 27,043 - Follows: 15,387 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Plan - OUTTAKES by QuantumFizzx reviews
REMOVED. Thank you for your readership. Kept a few chapters up to explain why & share outtakes alter. Obsessed but unnoticed for over a year, she puts a plan in motion to catch the eye of the corner-office. That's her plan. Fate has another plan entirely
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,687 - Reviews: 19584 - Favs: 6,437 - Follows: 4,409 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Spirit Bound by Alexandria de Loraine reviews
Hermione x Remus, Mature for future content. After years of studying Remus' condition as a werewolf, Hermione may find herself in over her head when Moony decides that she belongs with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,287 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 655 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Hermione G., Remus L.
Twice in a Blue Moon by UnseenLibrarian reviews
Bill Weasley's lycanthropy is worsening, a result of his failed attempt to mark his now ex- wife Fleur as his mate. Can Hermione help him find inner peace before the wolf fully takes control? post-Second Wizarding War, disregards the Epilogue
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 64,077 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 1,618 - Follows: 2,011 - Updated: 8/6/2013 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Bill W., Hermione G.
The Dragon Keeper's Wife by C.Weasley reviews
Hermione and Charlie Weasley have a one night stand, but things change when the Ministry reinstates an old Marriage Law.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,056 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 927 - Follows: 1,453 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Hermione G., Charlie W.
I Spy by gnrkrystle reviews
Hermione is hand picked by Dumbledore to be the Order liaison for Draco when he decides to be a Spy for the Order in their 6th year. Read to find out more.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 128,676 - Reviews: 1061 - Favs: 2,815 - Follows: 814 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Fall to Ruin One Day by sleepyvalentina reviews
He wanted to be the most powerful man on earth. As far as she was concerned, he already was. Love. Longing. A decade of regret. Time changes nothing...or does it?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 48 - Words: 108,885 - Reviews: 9152 - Favs: 5,232 - Follows: 3,837 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Complete
Love in the Time of Death Eaters by gnrkrystle reviews
Hermione makes a plan to lose her virginity. When she offers it to Draco, it changes everything. With a new prophecy and a war approaching, what will this change mean for the Golden Trio and the outcome of the war?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 100,900 - Reviews: 874 - Favs: 3,089 - Follows: 884 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Little Flip by remuslives reviews
The Order of the Phoenix sends adult Hermione into the past with a mission, but it's not to change history or have fun. Time turner fic. Remus/Hermione. Now Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 42,154 - Reviews: 1437 - Favs: 2,229 - Follows: 1,001 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
The Best I Ever Had by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Sex between friends complicates everything. Bella knows this. But she has no idea how much more Edward is going to complicate things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,919 - Reviews: 7636 - Favs: 11,518 - Follows: 6,102 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Woods are Lovely, Dark, and Deep by bananapancakes7 reviews
Bella visits a quiet lodge in Forks and she meets the secretive, tormented Edward Masen. Just as their relationship transcends friendship, Edward's past comes back to haunt him in the most brutal way. B&E are human, but oh…there will be vampires. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 283,921 - Reviews: 5420 - Favs: 3,708 - Follows: 3,417 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
Firefly in Summer by primarycolors reviews
Edward finds himself back in the little beach town of his childhood when he inherits the local bar from his uncle. The elusive, pretty girl next door has killer legs, a sketchbook and secrets that are slowly eating her alive.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 188,377 - Reviews: 9942 - Favs: 7,269 - Follows: 4,529 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Reminiscent by unhappytidings reviews
Hermione enjoys the quiet life as a professor a few years after the war. It isn't until 2 young men come from 1978 and fling her into the past that she starts having issues. Will she return to the future saving more than was lost? Non-epilogue compliant
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 51,463 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 2/16/2012 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Hermione G., Remus L.
Dear Mr Masen by jendonna reviews
"Error 434: Reprimanding an executive." Life changing or just stupid? Dear Mr. Masen: A story of unauthorized Internet usage, culinary delights and the goings-on at Cullen, Inc. AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,500 - Reviews: 12987 - Favs: 8,495 - Follows: 6,356 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Audacity of Change by CyraBear reviews
Bella has just moved to Seattle looking for a new start. She starts working two jobs, making friends and flirting with guys. Too bad the one she's really interested seems out of her reach.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,571 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 2/8/2012 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Bella, Edward
Collide by RZZMG reviews
It began with a collision... and became the hottest tumble of Hermione Granger's life! A story of wishes influencing ritual magic & a happily-ever-after accompanied by crazy, wild kisses. Hermione x Charlie Weasley. Hot shag! 2011 Smutty-Claus Fest entry. Story nominated for "BEST HERMIONE" in the 2012 Spring Round of the HP Fanfic Fan Poll Awards-see profile for details. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,064 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 1,304 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Hermione G., Charlie W. - Complete
For Whom The Bell Tolls by CyraBear reviews
There's a dusty old bookstore in Seattle where the proprietor keeps odd hours and knows the location of every book in his stock. What surprises hide in its stacks?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 49 - Words: 130,447 - Reviews: 4477 - Favs: 2,798 - Follows: 2,555 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Bella, Edward
Bright Like the Sun by dryler reviews
Edward/Bella - WIP, AU, AH, OOC. When Bella goes to live with her father in Forks, things go much better than she expected. At least until a slick parking lot, a careening van, a broken arm, and her weird lab partner from biology get in the way...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 113,874 - Reviews: 3683 - Favs: 4,602 - Follows: 4,601 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Edward, Bella
As You Wish by RZZMG reviews
Hermione Granger has a one-off with a mystery stranger in the dark on Halloween night, that ends with them agreeing not to know each other's identities, but neither able to let it go. 2011 Samhain Smut fest entry. Hot Shag-Mystery-Romance! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,894 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 1,390 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Hermione G., Theodore N. - Complete
Guide to Losing a Player in One Date by sleepyvalentina reviews
...Without Resorting to Sex. In 1986, first-year med student Carlisle Cullen was not only on top of the world, but he'd also been on top of the majority of his female classmates. Can Esme Masen beat him at his own game? A FGB piece for katydid13. Part of the Art After 5 universe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,041 - Reviews: 1161 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Incunabula: Or The Golden Legend by suitablyironicmoniker reviews
A determined curator vies with a private collector when rumors of a rare book surface in central Europe. All human, canon couples...eventually.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 37 - Words: 135,261 - Reviews: 1475 - Favs: 935 - Follows: 634 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wrenfield Hall by Wannabe Charlotte reviews
In 1870s England, Bella finds herself without home or family when her father dies. She secures a position as a housemaid in a country manor belonging to Lord Edward Masen. The two form a bond that is threatened by class differences and Edward's past.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 93,839 - Reviews: 3293 - Favs: 3,214 - Follows: 1,784 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A River Between by WildRedPoppies reviews
Privileged English heiress Isabella Swan suddenly loses everything, including her family's prized book collection. When son of rival family Edward Cullen acquires the collection and offers her a job, she is in no position to refuse. A tentative friendship based on their mutual love for books grows complicated as they enter into an arrangement—she wants the books back; he wants her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,173 - Reviews: 2148 - Favs: 1,975 - Follows: 2,582 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011
Parenthetical Love by LyricalKris reviews
Bella wasn't interested in finding a father for her baby-to-be. Edward wasn't interested in being a father at all. The accidents that can make a parent don't always happen between the sheets, but will they make the best of it?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 150,001 - Reviews: 4908 - Favs: 4,546 - Follows: 2,454 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Art Teacher by spanglemaker9 reviews
He gave me art and words and passion and life, but all I wanted was him.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 97,635 - Reviews: 7340 - Favs: 5,700 - Follows: 3,409 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Matter of Life and Death by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Forget being scared to death, Bella Swan isn't even scared of death, something that both greatly annoys and-even if he won't admit it-entices Edward Cullen. If only she weren't trying to destroy him. Collab w/ Derdriu oFaolain for FGB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,390 - Reviews: 1263 - Favs: 1,181 - Follows: 600 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Branching Inward by LifeInTheSnow reviews
He's a brilliant, sensual, tactile artist with a huge personality and love for life...at least, he used to be. She's a shrewd historian, content to observe from a distance...until now. At Newcoven College in Clearwater, OH, no secret is safe. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 165,203 - Reviews: 4511 - Favs: 4,229 - Follows: 2,494 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Doctor's Orders by mybluesky reviews
Nurse Swan vows to never date a doctor, presuming them all to be egotistical jerks. But will she change her mind when she starts a new job and meets the handsome Dr. Cullen, or will his advances only strengthen her resolve? AH, OOC, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 166,845 - Reviews: 9950 - Favs: 7,400 - Follows: 5,438 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Edward, Bella
Beyond Time by TKegl reviews
After the Cullens leave Forks, a twist of fate lands Bella in Chicago in 1918. She thinks it's a second chance to build a life with Edward, but when she finds him, he's not quite what she expected. Can Bella create the future she's hoping for?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 295,570 - Reviews: 8686 - Favs: 7,927 - Follows: 3,117 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sighs and Sacrifice: A Wizarding Romance by UnseenLibrarian reviews
Mix a sly Slytherin, a rule-loving Gryffindor, an unspoken mutual attraction, and a wizarding romance novel; suddenly Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger are trapped by the written word. Will they find their own happy ending?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,980 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
We Come to Life Beneath the Stars by Lillybellis reviews
As Bella Swan starts over with hopes of finding her future, Edward Cullen is hanging on desperately to his past. She's treading water, and he's a corporate golden boy. They share an office, but few words...until one night changes everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 168,711 - Reviews: 5183 - Favs: 6,654 - Follows: 3,905 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Paper CutOuts by twistedcoincidence reviews
Bella prefers the virtual to the actual, but feels herself being tugged from the safety of her online realm into the world of a rough edged Edward. This time she'll write her own story. Collab with astilbe13 AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 136,587 - Reviews: 10348 - Favs: 6,745 - Follows: 3,806 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Grand Jeté by stella luna sky reviews
Bella's life is full of certainty and boredom. A dance instructor without passion, she has no idea that the handsome man in her night class will teach her how every moment could be her big moment, and how every breath could be the last. AH/M. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 63,071 - Reviews: 3861 - Favs: 3,363 - Follows: 1,778 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love in My Box by cosmoandmarvar reviews
Bella's an intellectual free spirit and Edward is a reserved, slightly geeky med student. They have a brief, but intense encounter on Sp Brk in Miami. Can they find true love through emails? There will be lemons and laughs. Look who's writing this!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 147,894 - Reviews: 8933 - Favs: 5,913 - Follows: 3,942 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My Life Extended by LyricalKris reviews
Bella knew her best friend fled Forks at the end of a bad relationship. She thought that she was helping Alice settle her past when she agreed to talk to her ex, but Jasper was the one who seemed jaded. What does it take to re-write first impressions?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 61,040 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
You Scream, I Scream by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Sometimes, competitions you didn't ever think you'd have lead to prizes you've always wanted to win. Written for the PostSecret Anon contest Prompt: My downstairs neighbor & I have screaming matches to see who is loudest. I usually win. Fluff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,942 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 998 - Follows: 196 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
To Muddy a Malfoy by foggybythebay reviews
Grieving over Ron's snogging of Lavender, Hermione discovers that it takes just one certain Slytherin to boost her flagging ego. A single night in a deserted corridor launches a thoroughly sensual game of cat-and-mouse that outlasts even the war HG/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 78,505 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 1,346 - Follows: 746 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Breaking Bella by sixeightshuffle reviews
Edward Cullen needs to pass Statistics. Bella Swan is his tutor. She thinks he's a flighty, arrogant albeit sexy asshole, and he thinks she's Bipolar, but tries to win her over, anyway. Can he change her mind, or do first impressions really last?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 261,788 - Reviews: 4689 - Favs: 3,709 - Follows: 3,658 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
Irritable Grizzly Adams by caligula42 reviews
New Moon AU. Edward did more than just leave Bella in the woods five years ago. Time goes on as Bella struggles to make a new life without him. What happens when they are accidentally reunited? What was the real lie that Edward told? What will Bella do?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 121,710 - Reviews: 5112 - Favs: 3,761 - Follows: 3,291 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Winter Birds by stella luna sky reviews
How far would a man go for love? Far enough to get his shoes peed on by his girlfriend's dog. A story about stalking, courage, snow, warm sheets, new love, and Christmas's little miracles. AH/M. One shot written for FGB & randommama.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,391 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 105 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Wild Swan by ScarlettLetters reviews
Bella decides that it's time to find out who she really is and that means stepping out of her privileged life as a Cullen and taking flight on her own. Can different paths lead two people to the same destination? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 60,439 - Reviews: 1942 - Favs: 1,919 - Follows: 2,215 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Bella, Edward
Glitch by quothme reviews
Maybe there really is a glitch in Bella's brain. After all, she knows he's out there. She knows he's been watching her ever since she can remember. She's *not* crazy. Why won't anyone believe her? Dark humor a la Face Punch.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 67,750 - Reviews: 2492 - Favs: 2,026 - Follows: 1,209 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Bella - Complete
Art School Confidential by farkle reviews
Bella finds her artistic muse and total embarrassment in person of life model Edward. How can she get him to model for her when he thinks she is a sex-crazed flake? AU-AH, M for nudity, language, lemons. Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 139,995 - Reviews: 4318 - Favs: 4,250 - Follows: 4,744 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
In These Dreams of Eternity by Vashka reviews
An adventure as old as Merlin. An unknown Prize. One magical ship. Exotic locations. Extreme danger. Two enemies. No wands. Destiny waits. DM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,840 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Raw and Rosy by tuesdaymidnight reviews
Jasper Hale hates his high school rival Edward Cullen with a passion. What happens when Jasper discovers Edward's little secret? Spank!Fic. AH/AU/OOC. Rated M. Contains mature content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 91,100 - Reviews: 3574 - Favs: 2,532 - Follows: 1,448 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Opaleye: A Dragon's Love by RZZMG reviews
A rare Opaleye dragon has set-up a lair in the ruins of Malfoy Manor. Hermione Granger is dispatched to check it out. Not all is as it seems though... A dragon's love is forever. Magical creature mating. Post-Hogwarts. Drama/Romance/Mystery/Shag. Story won 1st Place for "BEST STORY TWIST" at the 2010 Winter Round of the HP Fanfic Fan Poll Awards-see profile for details. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,861 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 1,835 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Hermione G. - Complete
Marlboros by QuantumFizzx reviews
Bella inherits a struggling farm she doesn't want & hires a quiet cowboy that appears to hate her. AH, M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,700 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Edward, Bella
A Betting Man by mybluesky reviews
Edward makes a bet with Bella's ex, James, that he can bed her. Bella learns of the bet through a friend and decides to string Edward along for a bit and subsequently land herself a hot date for her friend's wedding. Things soon get very interesting...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 181,108 - Reviews: 6654 - Favs: 6,038 - Follows: 2,954 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bare by stella luna sky reviews
Winner of two Summer 2009 Indies. A beautifully plain girl writes the colors used to unravel a young prodigy of the brushstroke. What color are the eyes that see through the heart? Forest green and their rooted brown. AH/M. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 95,675 - Reviews: 5731 - Favs: 6,800 - Follows: 3,804 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Thirty Days by bananapancakes7 reviews
After a drunken bet with Emmett, Edward swears to abstain from sexual activity for an entire month. Bella isn't pleased. And temptation is a tricky bastard. AH. Rated M. B-day gift to queenofgrey.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,022 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 607 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Edward, Bella
So Cruel by Demosthenes91 reviews
Fate up against your will. It’s the late 80s and Bella Swan must learn to live with her undying devotion to the popular Edward Cullen, who will never see her as anything more than a friend. AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 79,122 - Reviews: 1155 - Favs: 1,177 - Follows: 1,563 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
Broken Strings by stella luna sky reviews
Bella Swan goes to a local bar to watch a band for her media class. She doesn't expect to be moved by the voice - much less the man behind the voice. She only has two weeks with him, and choosing wisely has never been her forte. M for... you know.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,032 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 216 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Complete
Put a Ring On It by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Edward keeps asking and Bella keeps saying the same thing. But he loves asking and well... she's starting to kind of like it, too. AH, B/E O/s for the Will You Marry Me contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,076 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 1,391 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Shadowboxer by nobloodnofoul reviews
Edward is an underground fighter using the ring as an outlet for his pent-up rage. Bella is a college dropout running from her complicated past. Their paths collide when Edward is beaten and left for dead. Rated M for LEMONS. CANON PAIRINGS. AH. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 171,703 - Reviews: 6484 - Favs: 9,491 - Follows: 4,260 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sold, Sight Unseen by quothme reviews
The odds of him dialing her phone number are 3,720 to 1. Yet he does. Their chance conversation leads to something more. Something silly, then serious and a little scary. But in a good way. AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,191 - Reviews: 1626 - Favs: 3,463 - Follows: 734 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Shared Destinies by amightypenguin reviews
Marriage Law fic. Not HBP/DH compliant. Forced together because of a law Voldemort has put into effect, Hermione and Remus try to hold onto their friendship while faced with Dark Lords, jealous friends, and more werewolves.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 98,844 - Reviews: 1011 - Favs: 1,789 - Follows: 629 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Break Me Down by BittyBlueEyes reviews
Draco feels lost and is struggling to find himself. Hermione is captured and imprisoned by Death Eaters and Draco is called to detain her. Can he, through her, find his purpose in life? Rated M for language and violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,043 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 989 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 11/9/2009 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Earning Interest by WeasleyForMe reviews
Hermione is trying to win the affection of Bill Weasley... but he seems to be immune to her advances. Bill/Hermione!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,105 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 11/4/2009 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Hermione G., Bill W. - Complete
A Murmur of Fire in the Vein by ElleCC reviews
One stormy Seattle night, the last person Bella expects to see appears without warning at her door. How will history—hers and his—impact their unexpected and growing friendship? AH, Bella/Jasper. Winner 2010 Bellie Award for "Edward Who?" category.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 104,482 - Reviews: 3506 - Favs: 3,351 - Follows: 1,094 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The Queen of Hearts by stella luna sky reviews
Nominated for a Spring 2010 Eddie. Bella Swan learns the meaning of love through the loss of the same. Rated M for language and adult stuff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,902 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 914 - Follows: 223 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Complete
Type O Negative by quothme reviews
When the Cullens move to Forks, Bella thinks that the creepy new kid, Edward, has freaky yellow eyes. And that he's insufferably rude. Good thing he's in love with someone else. An AU dark comedy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,164 - Reviews: 1366 - Favs: 1,938 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fluster by Shinoko reviews
It starts with a copy of Playwitch magazine. Hermione blames Ginny for why she can't look Charlie in the eye. How could she face him after seeing him posing naked, not to mention fantasizing about him? But sometimes fantasy can become reality...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,185 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 958 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 10/9/2009 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Hermione G., Charlie W. - Complete
Consequentially Yours by Nyruserra reviews
The war is over, and the recovering Wizarding Community adopts a new Marriage Law to cope with the sudden rise of bloodsicknesses. Poor Oliver, he's about to find out that the consequences of doing the right thing can get very out of hand! Not HBP Com.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 156,246 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 1,062 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 3/12/2005 - [Hermione G., Oliver W.] Draco M., Charlie W. - Complete
The Mirrors by adorablecullens reviews
Teddy's secret and magical childhood is lost when a family heirloom is destroyed, changing his life forever. Now an adult, can Edward open himself back up to magic and love when he meets a beautiful - and hauntingly familiar - woman in real life?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 93,498 - Reviews: 4139 - Favs: 4,283 - Follows: 1,359 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Dragon's Bride by Rizzle reviews
7th year. Draco & Hermione awaken in a Muggle hotel room, naked, hung-over and tattooed. They also happen to be married. Thus begin a desperate search for a solution to their sticky situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 61 - Words: 225,164 - Reviews: 1361 - Favs: 6,428 - Follows: 1,614 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Nymph and the Waterfall by Pastiche Pen reviews
Someone is spying on Bella at an "inconvenient" time. There's a gnome and a crap ex-best friend. All-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 83,768 - Reviews: 3141 - Favs: 3,327 - Follows: 1,116 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
To Have And To Hold by amightypenguin reviews
When a new law created by the Wizengamot threatens not only Hermione’s research on lycanthropy, but can possibly set back Remus' health, Hermione makes an offer that can save both her research and Remus, but will also change their lives forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,216 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
These Feelings by bitchywitchy reviews
An interrupted fight between Ron and Hermione pushes the odd feelings that Draco and Hermione have for one-another into the spotlight, after all this weird friendship that they've formed is far too cosy to be anything but cute. One-shot, COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,624 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 76 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Fire in the Storm by WeasleyForMe reviews
Hermione and Charlie find themselves stranded together, and boredom quickly turns into heat!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,001 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Hermione G., Charlie W. - Complete
The Nietzsche Classes by Beringae reviews
The Ministry takes action against the remaining prejudice in the wizarding society and asks Hermione for help. “What do you want? Money? Power? Name your price, Granger. I’m not about to let pride get in my way when an Azkaban sentence is on the line.”
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,807 - Reviews: 2239 - Favs: 5,943 - Follows: 1,113 - Updated: 4/8/2006 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Bad Faith by Morrighan256 reviews
COMPLETE. Multi awardwinning DracoHermione. PostHogwarts tale of the war with Voldemort and the unexpected contributions of one Draco Malfoy. Drama, War violence, Character death.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 56,858 - Reviews: 746 - Favs: 2,817 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 11/24/2005 - Published: 10/5/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
No Longer With Us reviews
After an accident, Bella must do her job, and help six people move on. Rating for themes, situations, words, and actions.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Bella