Lyra Silvertongue 13
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Joined 10-27-03, id: 477465
Author has written 3 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, and Signs.
Howdy world!!!

waits for the world to say howdy back but only hears crickets*

so not fair.
if your going to be silent, then be silent while you read my bio and stories, okay? and please review. I love reviews, and constructive criticism is fabulous as well. try to hold back your flames please, its one thing to be constructive, and quite another to be mean when i'm putting in all this hard work,okay? thanks. anyway, i'm almost 17, a junior in hs, and i am a blonde living on the beach of north carolina. yea me!

Favorite actors/actresses: Johnny Depp, Julia Robberts, Viggo Mortensen, Robin Williams (though I definetly liked him better before he started doing serious or just plain stupid movies), Orlando Bloom, Elihja Wood, Nicole Kiddman, Alan Rickman, Mel Gibson, Tom Hanks

Favorite Movies: Lord of the Rings, Pirates of the Caribbean, Harry Potter (the books are so much better, but I still think it's cool to see how other people saw or thought about things when they read the book and proceeded to put it on screen), The Bumblebee Flies Anyway, The Mummy (1 and 2), Benny and Joon (another of Johnny Depp's fantastic movies. You have to see that movie!!), Braveheart, signs, and Something's Gotta Give.

Favorite Books: Harry Potter (bet you didn't see that one coming) the Fingerprints series, Artemis Fowl, The Golden Compass, Angus Thongs and a Full-frontal Snogging (don't ask, just read it. I promise it will be the funniest book you will ever read. But...just don't read it in public.), LOTR, The Thief Lord, and Inkheart (not finished with that one yet, but i already LOVE it)

Favorite Musicians: Sting, John Williams (he is the best composer ever!!), Soundtracks like RENT, Evanescence, The Beatles (oh yea! I honestly think that anyone who doesn't know every word to at least one of their songs should be shot and educated(though maybe not in that order), Crosby, Stills, and Nash, Pirates of the Caribbean, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Anastasia, and other soundtracks that I can't think of right now.

Favorite quotes:
"Will: where's Elizabeth?
Jack: She's safe, like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, like she promised, and you get to die for her like you promised. So we're all men of our word, really...Except for Elizabeth, who is, in fact, a woman."
-Pirates of the Caribbean (of course!)

"Elrond- You will be the Fellowship of the Ring.
Pippen- Great! Where are we going?"
-LOTR, The Fellowship of the Ring

"Igor- Dr. Frankenstein?
Dr. Frankenstein- No, actually, it's pronounced Fraunkensteen.
Igor- You're pulling me on.
Dr. Frankenstein- No. I'm not.
Igor- Is it also pronounced Froderic?
Dr. F- No. It's Frederic.
Igor- Why isn't it Froderic Fraunkensteen?
Dr. F- It isn't. It's Frederic Fraunkensteen. You must be Igor.
Igor- No. It's pronounced IIgor.
Dr. F- But they told me it was Igor.
Igor- Well, they were wrong then, weren't they?"
-Young Frankenstein (that movie is soooo funny!)

"Mimi- They say that I have the best ass below fourteenth street. Is it true?
Roger- What?!
Mimi-You're staring again.
Roger- Oh no! I mean, you do have a nice...I mean..."
-RENT

"We are only as strong as we are united, as weak as we are divided."
-Dumbledore-
-Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire-

"Weazer hasn't done anything religious in her entire life!"
"That is not true! When I was in college, my friends and I would dress up as nuns and go bar hopping!"
-Steel Magnolias- (chick flick of last century! soooo funny, yet sooo sad. great for all you southerners like moi!)

"I suppose I bring light into dark places and air fresheners to where pirates have been."
-Jack Davenport-
-POTC DVD Extra Features-

I hope that you like my stories!
AND PLEASE CHECK ME OUT AT WWW.FICTIONPRESS.COM/~LYRASILVERTONGUE13 !!!
i've got different stuff there, so please feel free to check it out, kay?
Please R/R!
Ta,
Lyra
oh! and feel free to AIM me! Talking is good!

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The Somewhat Confused Mind Of Captain Jack Sparrow by silverhorizon reviews
Thoughts from Jack's mind during the movie... you don't have to read my other story to understand this, but you might want to... first chapter, on the beach with Elizabeth, what was going on in Jack's crazy mind during that time? VERY FUNNY, r&r please.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,325 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/4/2004 - Published: 11/29/2003
Pirates of the Caribbean : The Wrath of Cortez by Gothic Rose reviews
My sequel to 'Curse of the Black Pearl'. Will's missing, and suddenly half the Caribbean is after Elizabeth! Not to mention a little problem with the cursed treasure of Cortez! A surefire adventure awaits... Please RR! (Ch. 10 Up!)
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,513 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 12/19/2003 - Published: 7/22/2003
The Mushy Mind of Captain Jack Sparrow by silverhorizon reviews
More brilliant thoughts from the mushy mind of Captain Jack Sparrow, while he is stranded on the island by Barbossa the first time. Enjoy ppls. VERY FUNNY!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,720 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/24/2003 - Published: 11/22/2003
That Umbrella in the Water by Trojan Snail reviews
What if, instead of rescuing the boy in the water, Elizabeth saved the umbrella? Bloody parody. -Chap. 3 up-
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,557 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/2/2003 - Published: 8/3/2003
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Jack, This is My Daughter reviews
Will and Elizabeth have always been very protective of their handicapped daughter, Meline. But when Meline mysteriously finds a pirate medalion in her possesion she finds herself in the company of Jack Sparrow fleeing for her life and Jack's too.CHAP11UP!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,650 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/1/2004 - Published: 11/18/2003
My Side of it All reviews
I've had just about enough mush about that stupid family that beat up an alien. What about my (the poor dying alien) side of the story? WHAT ABOUT ME! read my side of it. I want pity!
Signs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/19/2004 - Published: 2/15/2004
Jack Sparrow and the Wench of Port Royal reviews
Jack's hurt himself by being his usual drunken self, and a woman with an unusual occupation has agreed to take care of him. But this mysterious woman has secrets that will send both of them on a trip filled with old friends. And new enemies. FINISHED!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,582 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 11/26/2003 - Published: 10/28/2003