Everyone knows you don't hit on your best friend's boyfriend. Especially if your best friend is Antonio, who is madly in love with his boyfriend Lovino. Francis had to learn his lesson the hard way...

Arthur has been depressed lately and Alfred decides its his place to help. Cowboy America! US/UK review and I will love you forever!

Just what you're looking for. Smutt/Lemon Bondage, Role Play, and other sexy, naughty, nosebleed inducing things

Spain and Romano have their first time, with everything appropriate for the first time, such as awkwardness, embarrassing confessions, and crying - but don't expect Romano to admit it . Written for the Hetalia Kink Meme on livejournal.

Romano lies back and thinks of Spagna. Shameless porn born of the Kink Meme: you've been warned.

Human names and A.U: Antonio was a merman. Lovino hated water. It was truly a match made in heaven.

2-3 Times a month, Spain would drag me out and go to a Rave party. However the past months these "parties" seems a bit different Spamano, oneshot, read and review :) Thank You!

It is the beginning of summer in New York City, and Lovino has found a new rival in the world of hot dog vendors. AU

It's Alfred and Arthur's 9 month anniversary and both want to surprise eachother with something. USUK M for lemon and mild langage.

Alfred asks Arthur to prom in a creative way. AU, USUK.

Just some phone drabbles between our favorite hetalia pairings. Ever wonder what their conversations are like? We'll see. Some might be perverted, some might be lighthearted. For now, I'll keep it in T. Just in case. UPDATED ALMOST WEEKLY. Almost.

Romano goes out for a walk but an approaching thunderstorm pushes him to find shelter. Is it fortunate or unfortunate whose cafe he walks into? YAOI:Spamano / Spain x Romano / Antonio x Lovino

It's Spain's birthday, but Romano doesn't have anything to give to him. Spain thinks of something. OneShot, Rated M for good reason. Spamano SpainxRomano yaoi!

Alfred is approached by the Student Body President, Arthur, for help on his math exam. They hate each other, but maybe opposites can attract with the help of something unexpected. Christmas gift for my friend.

It's Valentine's Day, and England is miserable as ever. Maybe a card game suggested by America can entice some romantic feelings between the two. And the steamier the better! USUK for Valentine's Day. One-shot. Human names used. Rated M for smex.

Sequel to "Guitars and Math Equations". Gilbert and Francis feel the need to be involved in Lovino's and Antonio's non-existent love life... perhaps that's why they're involved. Spamano and hinted PruCan

All he had wanted to do was come over to have some tea. Yes, tea.

The Chat room series for Hetalia! Various pairings! Please R&R! Boys love of course!

Arthur reaaaaally likes Alfred's Boston accent. A lot. USUK

Tweek is addicted to coffee. So what does he do to get back at Craig for teasing him with his desire? He gets even by doing everything he can to get back at him. R&R

Princess Felicia doesnt want to marry Prince Antonio, and Lovina hates working for Francis's Fabulous Finery Boutique. What happens when they switch lives? GenFlip. Mainly Spamano and GerIta, among other things. My first multi-chapter story!

You know it's crazy when a school is made for Truth or Dare and a Spaniard is trying to court you. Written with Data and Spot.

Elizaveta invites several nations over for a party, only to start a game of "Truth or Dare?". Will they survive the game of chaos and fan-service, or will they go insane trying? ...Probably the latter. Rated T for adult situations and strong language.

"If you write down something that troubles you, and stick it in a bottle, the trouble will be captured in the bottle. And to get rid of the trouble for good, you throw it into a sea or ocean." Spain/Romano Oneshot. Please Read and Review!

It's WWII and the boys have to share a tent. Uh-oh.

Accepted into Hogwarts and Sorted into Slytherin House, Arthur Kirkland must prove to the rest of the school that not all Slytherins are evil while coming to grips with the fact that he is much more than an ordinary wizard.

AU. "If I throw a tomato at you, vampire bastard, will you still sparkle under the sauce?" Spamano

One-Shot. Highschool AU. Request Fic. Alfred can't seem to remember the plot charts for his test in english thats suppose to be tommorrow. Good thing he has a smart boyfriend for a tuter, that knows just how much of a 'hands-on' learner Alfred is.

England turns up to a meeting in full punk mode. On a motorbike. Otherwise known as the fic where England has pink hair and a tongue ring and America's subconscious makes a lot of innuendos about guns. USUK-ish. Oneshot.

Arthur is not the nice and proper student that most people believes he is. Alfred knows his secret and is ready to destroy Arthur's reputation for the sake of other students. US/UK.

He's cruel. He's sadistic. He's bloodthirsty. He's demented. Twisted. Insane. A selfish bastard. And he's mine.

suckish title.England wants to find little baby brother America.What method does he use.Read to find out!

England awakens to an awfully private moment of America's... right behind him on the bed.

Pure Crack. No talent in the writing skills at all. ;3; First Lame Fic Ever. M for safety. -Was just for fun-

Alfred and Arthur are online friends, but Alfred has told Arthur that his name is Theodore and he has not shown him any photos. They meet by coincidence while at vacation, and now Alfred has to make Arthur like his real self. And it's not that easy.

Lovino invited Antonio to spend the day with him. Invitation accepted, things somehow get not so innocent, and ends completely unexpectedly. SpainxS.Italy, rated M.

Lovino woke up to Spain towering over him, then he did something awful. Can Lovino ever forgive him?. Mentions of rape.

Romano walks in on the Bad Touch Trio, and Spain is determined to apologize in the best way he can think of! Fail summary fails. Spamano Warnings inside ! Try reading it por moi?

America's milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard, and Englands like, your music's too loud, and he's like, I didn't hear you, cause the music's too loud.

Do not open the door. It could be a zombie, an unwanted boyfriend of your brother's, or a persistant salesman by the name Antonio Carriedo. Spain/Romano, implied Germany/Italy, AU.

Word gets out that England is supposedly in love. America is determined to find out who the object of Iggy's affections is, even if it kills him in the process. Insanity, matchmaking, and misunderstandings run rampant. What's a nation to do? US/UK, Fr/Can

Songfic. Antonio recalls events of the past. Rated T to be safe. Romano/Antonio Oneshot.

Well, sort of. Lovino's grandfather signs him up to be a tutor in hopes of him becoming more social. When his first lesson is stood up, he gives up, goes outside, and gets quite the lovely surprise. ONESHOT!

Alfred is your usual trouble making child with a secret crush on his teacher, will he admit his feelings when alone in an office with his secret crush. yeah usuk awesome rated T because theres no smutt in ti for once LE GASP XD

Antonio wants Lovino to be his dancepartner at Austria's ball. Lovino, struggling with his growing feelings of love and affection for everyone's favorite tomato-bastard as always, agrees. Now, there could be worse things, right? Spain/Romano.

Lovino finds Antonio fast asleep on the couch, and soon, suppressed desire takes over him. There's no stopping now, is there? One-shot.

Antonio's pissed Romano one to many times. So Romano get's revenge, through tomatoes. implied yaoi

Germania wonders what Rome's curl's do. Only one way to find out! Rated T for suggestive themes.

"Besáme. Dime que me amas" Antonio growled, his hands now gripping Romano's hips. His native tongue brushed erotically against skin, tingling his nerves. Romano never knew his lover could be so roughly dominant. Extra Hardcore Smut. Spain x Romano

Gakuen AU. It's the start of summer, and Alfred decides to go to an amusement park with his friends. But they're all going as couples, and Alfred doesn't want to be alone. He takes Iggy with him, and a night on a ferris wheel changed their lives forever.

Japan walks in on Greece, but he won't wake up! What is a man to do! Crack fic

In which America has a birthday party that England doesn't want to be at, and France decides that the two need a little help. /USUK, mentions of other pairings.

Stupid frog...England was NOT lonely. And he CERTAINLY didn't need to join a bloody online dating website.

America tries, repeatedly, to use pick-up lines on England. And each time, he fails miserably. USUK, humor.

Thirty kisses featuring Spain/Romano :D

Spamano. Spain goes to visit Romano because he wants to play pirates. Full of humor, fluff, pirates, and cheese cannons. That's right, cheese cannons. Rated for implications and Romano's potty mouth.

America and England spend New Year's eve together, and America declares that he will steal England's first kiss of the year. Just something light and fluffy I wrote several months ago.

Alfred finds evidence that proves he and Iggy were meant to be. Established USUK, not AU. Just a cute little drabble I wrote about a random connection I made. Please R&R!

Getting Romano to do things is easier than Spain thought... Slight Spamano

Alfred decides to get a new bed, but Arthur doesn't seem to pleased about it. Oneshot, USUK. Rated T suggestive...ness.

So, your new roommate is British, good-looking, and you definitely want to make him your boyfriend despite his sometimes horrible attitude. What's a Southern Californian to do? That's right, take him to Disneyland! :AU: :UK/US/UK: :GerIta: :Spamano:

Romano had been denying that he loves Spain, and when he finally admit his feelings he dont know how to confess... Don't worry with the help of the bad touch trio everything can be solve!

Lovino agrees to watch a movie with Spain, but maybe that wasn't the best idea.

Arthur was separated from his mother at a fairly young age, and when his father has to move back to their hometown in the United States, the Briton forms a relationship with someone he never would've known.

UsUk, AU. Arthur gets bored and decides to go drinking, but then a girl starts hitting on him. Luckily for him, his big strong American boyfriend comes to save him and take him home. Arthur's POV, one-shot.

75 sentences based off of 75 words

"So Romano," Spain said, "Besame mucho and make all my dreams come true?" This is so not happening to me DAMMIT! Spain x Romano!

Alfred had been a simple tourist, lost in an unfamiliar city. Arthur had been an innocent bystander until Alfred roped him into acting as a tour guide. Tonight's stop? The London Eye.

England has had enough of France molesting him. After voicing his complaints to America, the younger nation decides to help out, oblivious to the fact that England might not appreciate the gesture... USUK

Everyone knows that Lovino Vargas is not a normal student. He's violent and a loner-avoid at all costs. So what on earth is Antonio thinking by volunteering to tutor the boy? High School AU. Spamano, Hints at a few others but nothing major.

Its New Year's Eve, and Spain wants to set off fireworks! But that is illegal... and Romano is going to uphold the law. Even if he has to get creative with punishment... Written for the kinkmeme

When America was asked by England's boss to pick him up from a bar, he expected to be lugging a drunken Brit back to his house, not have to fight his way through a pit of punks and drag him off stage. Includes Punk!Iggy. USUK short one-shot.

france calls a meeting that turns out to be a big party/sleepover. when the group play dares, france dares america to kiss england that leads to some activity in the bedroom. i suck at writing these DX any way please review

After finally getting together with Antonio, Lovino wants to know where exactly they stand. Rated for Lovino being Lovino and mentions of sex. And its not actually a work in progress. Thats just the title :D

Because even though Arthur will sulk, Alfred has reasons why he grew up. : USxUK

Oneshot. America gives England a lift home from school on his bike's handlebars. England promises himself that he'll never to do it again Contains: England screaming, England's foul mouth and a kiss 3 UsUk first complete story!

Even with his horrid personality, he was very beautiful, so people called him Beauty. When people called him this, he smacked them so hard that they forgot what ‘Beauty’ meant." Fractured Fairy Tale. Spain and Romano as Beauty and the Beast.Sparo

For my Artie.

Rome decides to play with Germania's hair one day, much to both of their delight. Though, Germania would rather die than admit it. Fail summary OTL.

America admits to England he's done something bad. Attempt at fluff.

“And like if I win,” Feliks said with a mischievous sparkle in his eyes. “Then you like totally have to wear whatever I tell you to.” Arthur gulped and was determined more than ever to win. USUK in later chapters. Rating may change later.

Spain/Romano, plus Prussia and France!: The Bad Friends Trio teach Romano to read using their own patented method.

Antonio has had enough of hearing foreign languages, so he demands that Romano speaks Spanish to him... it shall happen one way or another...

Lovino has a dream about a certain spaniard, and said spaniard just can't help but tease him abut it. Lovino x Antonio

When Arthur is kidnapped by Kiku and Francis to be forced into cosplay outfits, what's a hero to do? USUK

When one of the Italy brother's haircurl is pulled, BOTH of them feel it. This leads for some remarkably awkward situations. Main focus Spamano, with a secondary Gerita. A response to a request on the KinkMeme!

Feliks was invited to a party by Alfred. But no one wants to dance with him! T for yaoi, Poland/Lithuania, human names used!

Poland gets Liet into a skirt, but he has other plans... Definitely going to be a lemon! LietPol

France thinks the world is lacking love and persuades everyone to take the legendary Seme/uke test in an attempt to help the nations find that special someone. This proves especially helpful when a certain uke doesn't want to submit to his fate. US x UK

AU. A cafe, a crazy brother and a scary sophmore. Not a good combination, especially when they want you to wear a dress. Antonio/Lovino

This is a fill i posted on the Hetalia Kink Meme. the request was for france based on the SNL skit "Dick in a Box". Warning: a lot usage of the work dick and some possible mental scaring

A look into Antonio and Lovino's New Years Tradition and Lovino's plan to break it.

Being forced to go to the pool by his younger brother is annoying enough. Add a persistent Spaniard and you get a very unhappy Romano. Semi-AU.

A scene INSPIRED by Twilight. With Germany and Italy....

It's Christmas Eve and Romano has a very special present for Spain. fail!summary is fail. Boyxboy don't like don't click on it. First time writing yaoi YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

Alfred and Arthur may not get along in real life, but once they start chatting online without knowing who the other is, they find themselves falling for their mysterious emailer…

little!Iceland is hearing things in the middle of the night coming from Norway's room...yes it's what you think. Iceland's POV.

Thank you for purchasing The Tsundere Hand Guide! Once you have set your sights upon your very own tsundere, follow the steps in this guide to know everything you need to know about tsunderes, how to deal with them, and how to woo them. - US x UK

Russia wants to teach China how to kiss, China has lessons of his own plans....

Poland was the most beautiful girl Sealand had ever seen. Sealand/Poland.

Because what else can an older brother do when his younger brother subjects himself to such an atrocity like a kissing booth? High school AU

An America/England fanfiction. During that boring meeting, France entertained himself by watching the seemingly-innocent-but-not-really gestures passing between America and England.

A poem from Spain to Romano... Sorry for the misspelling and grammar...

There were many reasons why they shouldn't be together, and not enough that they should be. It's a funny word, consensual. Spain/teen!Romano

Misaki needs to go shopping for clothes. Having Usami take him isn't a big deal. Or is it? This time, they shop for "different" things, heh heh

America X England! America is doubting the Revolutionary War and his independence. He feels he back stabbed England, and badly. It's a poem so enjoy!

In which Arthur cosplays as the famous Sailor Moon thanks to Francis and Kiku, and inadvertently confesses his love to Alfred, who confesses back. Just another normal day. — US/UK.

What do you mean it broke?" This had to have been a joke, no way he broke the bikini, right? He couldn't be that big... right? Maybe I'll just go see for myself.... Stan X Kyle oneshot. Rated M for "Mmmm, smut."

Tweek has never been so sure of something in his life. Craig wants to eat him.