Hello. I don't really write about myself that much, well that's a lie. I have to write about myself for English, apparently writing about yourself is supposed to be easy. The truth is that it's not. Teachers are compulsive liars, I'm convinced of it. I really don't like writing, but I love reading.

On that note, I may post a story that I won't get bored with, something about a witch and a vampire. But I have to make all the witch rules first, so that I just don't pull something out of thin air and go "They can do this special thing so all their problems are solved!" I would hate to do that because if I read that I would be "Isn't that special" or "That's nice."

I'm not going to tell you my name. But on this site, I'll go bye whatever my favorite song is, so just check my profile/A/N at end of chapter, (If I ever write a story) for my current name.

Yeah, I have bad organization skills, so I'll need a super Beta to deal with all my ridicable (haha, LU deal with that) mistakes. Ridicable is not a mistake, it is a cross between ridiculous and despicable. I would be a Beta myself, but I just can't stand it if I read a story and I stop repeatedly because something is disjointed (and truth be told, I'm horrible at grammar).

Oh, and just so everyone's clear, I am a guy, I have read all the books in the Twilight series, and I think they are all wonderful books. My only problem is that they weren't very well written and thought out. The climax in the Twilight was at the end (how the heck does that happen?), the content in New Moon was repetitive (WAH! WAH! EDWARD DOESN'T LOVE ME! WOE IS ME!!), just about everyone is manipulative in Eclipse (Charlie = You have to spend time with everyone, even if they don't want you to. Edward = I want you to stay away from your friends just because. Bella = Edward, you can't go fight or I'll pull a New Moon. Jacob = Kiss me and I won't let the vampires kill me, cause I am totally going to if you don't.), and finally, epic anticlimax in the Breaking Dawn (instead of a fight and licking (yes I said licking, I just read Gone With the Wind twice) the Volturi, they fight them with words... oooh, so magical).

Finally, I absolutely use too many commas. It's like every single sentence needs to have a comma, and if it doesn't, I die.

Wow, I haven't updated this ting in 9 months. I'm so behind in writing my story (the first chapter isn't even done, how pitiful). I'm just, disappointed in this organization called the LU, whose sole purpose is to target stories that have garnered much attention and praise just because they dislike them. I would rant, but I don't want to get in trouble. Maybe everyone should just leave FFN and join TWCS...sigh.