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The Pemberley Proposal by bookbug87 reviews
Darcy makes good use of Elizabeth's time at Pemberley.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 43,884 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 7/24 - Published: 6/22 - Complete
A Bad Idea by inkstainedfingers97 reviews
"What if I'm him?" Tag to 5x22, Red John's Rules.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,690 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/1/2015 - [Patrick J., Teresa L.] - Complete
Drifting by Vinividivinci reviews
He felt her hand gently skim over his hair and sighed, wondering if she would hold his hand if he asked. He tended to avoid touching people because it brought back to him how much he missed human connection – but in Teresa's case he would make an exception. Jane whump
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,318 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/2/2015 - Published: 9/22/2015 - Complete
Vegas Variation by mayzee reviews
What would have happened if Lisbon had bailed Jane out after getting arrested in Vegas and not Lorelei? Here's my take on what might have occurred in 4x24 in place of what actually did. Multichapter. Reviews, as ever, are much appreciated. Finally complete!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,754 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 8/18/2015 - Published: 6/26/2015 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Shiver by half agony and hope reviews
"So instead of pushing her away, my arms tighten around her, and I pull her body across mine as I recline on the couch, laying us both down so I can sleep beside her. I kiss her again, my lips brushing over the top of her head as she lays on my chest. She shivers against me."
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,284 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/17/2015 - Published: 6/10/2015 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Food War by Shallindra reviews
Thor invaded Captain America's secret hiding place
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/19/2015 - Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Thawing and Healing Winter by MysteryFan15 reviews
The Winter Soldier attempts to punish H.Y.D.R.A. and regain lost memories. Pushed to his breaking point by his own guilt and trauma, he turns himself over to newly formed S.H.I.E.L.D. But Captain America doesn't leave a friend behind and despite well-meaning critics, he is determine to stand with Bucky till the end of the line. No slash, lots of friendship and support.
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,171 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 2/20/2015 - Published: 10/9/2014 - Bucky B./Winter Soldier, Steve R./Capt. America - Complete
Inebriated by inkstainedfingers97 reviews
"Lisbon!" he cried happily when he saw her. That was her first clue that he was drunk. Of course, the sight of him half-lying on the grass with his head propped up against the wall of the church with a half empty wine bottle balanced on his chest and his elbow resting on a Civil War era drum was another pretty significant piece of evidence. Post ep for 6x03, Wedding in Red.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,316 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/10/2015 - [Patrick J., Teresa L.] - Complete
Shadows of Grey Bars by halleycat77 reviews
Episode tag to The Greybar Hotel. Lisbon contemplates her own fears, while Jane has bad dreams. A lot of thinking, and eventually a lot of talking, but no actual plot.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,109 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 12/21/2014 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Depths and Determinations by starry19 reviews
6x19 Tag - "Lisbon's words - 'he makes a point of always being there for me'. She might as well have said the rest of it out loud, too - 'you aren't.'"
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,366 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 5/13/2014 - Published: 4/28/2014 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
For Want of a Fortune by ladystoutlove reviews
Five years before their fateful meeting at the Meryton Assembly both Mr Darcy and Miss Elizabeth had significant events occur that changed their lives forever. Can two people so heavily burdened by family obligations ever find happiness together? Join their journey as Pride and Prejudice meets the Butterfly Effect and commences in the library at Netherfield.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 69,312 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 607 - Updated: 4/25/2014 - Published: 2/2/2014
Road Trip by Idan reviews
Spoilers for White as the Driven Snow, picking up right after the episode ends. What do Lisbon and Jane do during the long ride home? Talk, of course.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,134 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 3/25/2014 - [Patrick J., Teresa L.] - Complete
Group Hug by el spirito reviews
The Avengers fight aliens again, and this time Steve gets seriously injured. The team copes as best they can. Team fic with a big helping of Steve whump.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,365 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 2/25/2014 - Published: 2/16/2014 - Captain America/Steve R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Negotiations by HeayPuckett reviews
Sherlock is a very logical being, except when he's not. He's discovered the horrifying fact that sentiment has a calming effect on his thought processes and this leads to another discovery in the form of one Molly Hooper. Unfortunately, Molly Hooper is not impressed with his reasoning. Let the negotiations begin! Not your normal "get together" fic. Post-HLV; No Spoilers.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,156 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 2/4/2014 - Published: 1/15/2014 - [Sherlock H., Molly Hooper] [John W., Mary M.] - Complete
The One Way Street by The Wayfaring Strangers reviews
'There's blood – his blood - everywhere, soaking into the hungry earth like rain. His ribcage is the greatest weight in the world, a cathedral of broken bones. ' There's no way out, not this time, no matter what Tony said. (Character-death; no slash.)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,588 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/25/2013 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Black Widow/Natasha R., Thor - Complete
The Kiss by Idan reviews
Tag to Red Listed. "I saw the look on your face when I kissed Hightower's cheek. You might as well have been holding up a sign saying 'When's my turn?"
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,262 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/21/2013 - [Patrick J., Teresa L.] - Complete
Safety Net by Snowflurryflake reviews
"You're not alone in this, Jane. No matter what he throws at you, you still have me. He might think that he has only you to face him. But that's where he's wrong. I'm your double bottom. Your safety net." This bit of Jisbon is a weak attempt to calm my nerves before the hiatus is over. Finally. Hang in there, my friends!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,434 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/27/2013 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Options by Hayseed Socrates reviews
This began as an Episode Tag to 5.22 Red John's Rules as a writing experiment in 2nd person narrative, as told from Jane's POV. Jane is desperate to protect Lisbon, and takes some drastic measures. He devises a plan, but not one she will approve of. The conclusion, Rematch, is up now. Has Jane finally alienated Lisbon, and if so, how can he deal with that? COMPLETE
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,005 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Stereotypes by rebmarie90 reviews
Elizabeth is a young single mom of 2. Abandoned by the twin's father when she found out at 17. She has risen from it and runs a daycare and lives just a few doors down from her sister Jane and her fiance Charles. It is at their wedding that she meets William Darcy. The judgmental jerk who points out all the problems of a young girl raising kids without a father. *Changed Rating*
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 54,828 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Elizabeth, Jane, Mr. Bingley, Mr. Darcy - Complete
By The Numbers by jancat10 reviews
Social worker Elizabeth Bennet hates bankers. Will Darcy is an artistic soul trapped in a banker's world. Beer is spilled, barbs are thrown and love emerges. A love story in 18 chapters, all written, and posting Tuesdays and Thursdays.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 77,801 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy, Jane, Mr. Bingley - Complete
Redemption by jfb reviews
Regency, D&E HEA. Elizabeth and Jane are children of Mr. Bennet's first marriage. The results of Ramsgate are more dire than in canon. We begin on the night of the Meryton Assembly.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 103,335 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 961 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Complete
Red Ties by WuHaoNi reviews
Gibbs & Co. try their luck against Patrick Jane, a suspect whose enigmatic past just might be the key to their murder investigation. Crossover with the Mentalist.
Crossover - NCIS & Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,635 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Patrick J.
Remembrance by Olfactory-Ventriloquism reviews
Missing scene from end of Fugue in Red. Lisbon helps Jane with the return of his memories. This is not overtly romantic, as the show has always played down that aspect, but the undercurrents are there.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
In Absentia by Ebony10 reviews
Jane has a day off- a circumstance which leads to interesting happenings. Maybe not in the way one would think. No full on sex, but sexual situations. Is that still M?
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,988 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Red Tables Turning by 221b Baker Street reviews
My first fanfic. Criminal Minds/Mentalist crossover. 3 guests from the BAU visit, shortly after 'Red John's Friends'. I've taken some license, but I guarantee you'll never look at the smiley face the same way again.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,938 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Complete