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Author has written 9 stories for Twilight, Misc. Tv Shows, Thirteen, and Heartland.

I LOVE TWILIGHT

"When Robert Pattinson jumps into a pool, he doesn't get wet. The water gets him."

I promise to remember Bella

Each time I carelessly fall down

And I promise to remember Edward

Whenever I'm out of town

I promise to obey traffic laws

For Charlies sake of course

And I promise to remember Jacob

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Carlisle

Whenever I am in the emergency room

And I promise to remember Emmett

Everytime there's a huge boom

I promise to to remember Rose

Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty

And I promise to remember Alice

When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me

I promise to remember Nessie

When I see that beautiful bronze hair

And I promise to remember Esme

When someone tells me they care

I promise to remember Jasper

Whenever my stomach isn't curled

And I promise to remember the Volturi

When someone speaks of dominating the world

Yes, I promise to love Twilight

Wherever I may go

So that all may see my obsession

Because I know what the Twilighters know

~Copy and paste this on your profile if you're a true Twilighter/Fanpire/etc...~'

Emmet Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843

Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901

Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916

Edward Cullen: hotter than you since 1901

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Twilight Chat Room by Hypnotized.By.Golden.Eyes reviews
The characters of Twilight chat about whatever they want. Why? Because they can!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 56,702 - Reviews: 831 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 2/19/2009
Cullens on Camp! by luvin'stuff reviews
What happens when everyone's favourite vampires have to go camping? And this time, it's for real
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,325 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 2/15/2009
Interveiw with the vampire by xFinnickthePervx reviews
I know, this idea has been done tones of times but I wanted to give it ago. Each Cullen and Bella and anymore you ask for is interveiwed with questions. Enjoy! BTW, terrible at summaries, rated T just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,911 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Edward, Emmett
Fighting For The One You Love by A x Stupid x Lamb reviews
Jasper Hale: Soldier, Vampire, fighting extrodinaire. That's just the way Bella likes it when she gets fed up of not being able to fight so she calls apon Jasper to do that very job. Teach her to fight. Ups and Downs for Bella and Jazz.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,296 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Isle Esme II by 2carm2carm2 reviews
What will happen when all the Cullens go on vacation to Isle Esme. What happens when the girls and boys get in a fight. How many bad jokes can Emmett make? How much bonding time can Edward take until he cracks? Set after Breaking Dawn. In Alice POV, R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 58,634 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Alice, Emmett - Complete
The Final Goodbye by A x Stupid x Lamb reviews
The Cullens never left before Edward left Bella so she asks to say that last goodbye and say farwell to the family she has come to know and love.Will she make it through the heart wrenching leaving scene and will she remain in one piece?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,985 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Bella - Complete
Destiny Awaits by Midnight Seductress reviews
After Twilight. When Alice leaves to find her future, Bella makes a her a promise that will change everything.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 169,045 - Reviews: 2689 - Favs: 2,063 - Follows: 1,785 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Gossip Twilight by wishiwasalice reviews
SEQUEL 'THE START' NOW UP. The Cullens move to the Upper East Side where they meet Gossip Girl. What will happen? Have the Cullens met their match? Why do they go on the run from the Volturi?
Crossover - Gossip Girl & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 36,563 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Complete
Accepting me Accepting you by A x Stupid x Lamb reviews
Carlisle's life before and after his change. The adventures he had and the people he met shaped the person we know as Carlisle Cullen. Here is his story through his eyes.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,893 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Carlisle - Complete
The Monster Within by A x Stupid x Lamb reviews
Edward 'rebelious stage' told in detail. Edwards POV. Esme and Carlisle are the only other Cullens involved. Edward finds it hard to feed from animals and wishes to leave the protection of Esme and Carlisle to hunt humans on his own.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,374 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Edward, Carlisle - Complete
Twilight Character Interviews by twilightluver9 reviews
i got this idea from someone else and i thought that i'd try it! just ask questions directed to any twilight character and they'll answer it! REVIEW! :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,810 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 4/7/2009
Pretty Little Girl by MyVampireBunny reviews
Bella never makes it after Renesmee is born. Can Edward live without her, and instead live for his daughter? Better then it sounds! Read! hint: Bella may come back!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 13,566 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Complete
Ready, Steady, Burn? by A x Stupid x Lamb reviews
It's here folks. Cookery week has arrived in rainy Forks. How will the cullens cook at all when there vampires? Why is there a family meeting and what will everyone do and cook? Completed! Sequel soon i need your help! New Story out, Unexpected things!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,827 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/27/2009 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Crazy Interview by Mrs.Jacob.Black reviews
This is an interview with Cedric Diggory, Robert Pattinson and Edward Cullen. Of course the other characters of Twilight and, too, Harry Potter, have their appearances. The poor interviewer... :
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Complete
Summer With the Cullens by Holly-Batali reviews
The Cullens are at it once again. Road Trips, summer jobs, fish tanks, and summer camp, Bella is once again caught up in the madness. Whether it's hiking or just watching TV, the Cullens have a knack for trouble. And, as usual, she's right in the middle
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,882 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Bella
Ten Reasons Why I Hate Jacob Black by sugarhigh123 reviews
These are 10 reasons why I hate Jacob. Probably not for Jacob lovers, unless you want your flames to be used to help burn Jacob in hell. Definitely for Edward lovers, though. Funny and creative, I hope. Die Jacob, die!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Complete
Interviewing the Cullen's by nogoodpen-name reviews
What happens when I interview each and every Cullen? Is better than it sounds.Breaking Dawn spoilers! Rated T just in case! Read and Review PLEASE AND THANK-YOU! 5 Reviews and next chapter will be posted.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Edward
Midnight Cullen Cooking Contests by TaylaCullen reviews
Three words. Cooking: Cullen style.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,137 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Picking Charlie's Brain by vjgm reviews
It is Post Breaking Dawn, and Bella is changed, and married to Edward. Charlie finds out that Bella is a vampire, but no one believes him. They take him to the hospital and put him under the care of the skilled Dr. Dover! Fun ensues :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,413 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 109 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Charlie S. - Complete
You May Now Kiss the Bride by vjgm reviews
This is my version of the wedding starring then minister, Emmett Cullen. With Emmett in charge, you know that humor will be involved. How does Emmett handle this important job? Will he behave? Or will Bella and Edward kill him? ONESHOT of SILLINESS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,887 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 1,269 - Follows: 201 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Emmett
Spring With the Cullens by Holly-Batali reviews
The Cullens are your typical American Vampire family. They're just an ordinary family with lots of issues. With a few twists. Hippie Carlisle, Civil War Anniversaries, hormone-injected cows, sneaking blood behind the house, momness; the list goes on.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,264 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Complete
Camping Cullen Style by jack mehauff reviews
Just getting started. Basically, the Cullens take a camping trip with Bella and Charlie, and Alice has an interesting vision.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/17/2008
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8476 - Favs: 7,707 - Follows: 1,830 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Under Arrest by vjgm reviews
Add on to Family Therapy. Want to see what the Cullen kids did to get arrested and make Carlisle's Book of Shame? Read on! If you have not read family Therapy Cullen Style, this will not make sense.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,083 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 1,098 - Follows: 306 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
Emmett's Man's Day by Mayura-Hikari-090 reviews
Emmett tries to enjoy a day alone...'tries' is the keyword [Oneshot]
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Complete
Scratched Out by cherryXbomb reviews
Tracy Freeland is in college and still affected by seventh grade. [Thirteen Song Fic]
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/6/2006 - Complete
Hidden Scars by Drucilla Black reviews
(Thirteen) Evie reflects on the reasons behind her actions towards Tracy right up to the very end. She certainly isn't perfect, but sometimes the fact that she's human is forgotten by all but herself...Evie's POV (One-sided femmeslash. EvieTracy)
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/23/2004
Dirty Little Secrets by KittyRTN2004 reviews
(Thirteen)While Mason is dating Evie, he sees the oppurtunity to have a little 'on-the-side' fun with one of Tracy's friends while Evie is away for the summer
Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/26/2004
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Heartland Therapy: Horse Sense reviews
Amy, Ty, and the rest of Heartland are going to therapy. Who knows what could happen next?
Heartland - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,626 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 7/23/2010
Thirteen Again reviews
What will happen when a surprise visitor comes back- for good. Forgotten memories are remembered, and things that you didn't even know happened are told. For Tracy and Evie, their carefree life is about to get dangerous.
Thirteen - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,984 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009
Trapped in the Past reviews
When Forks High goes on a road trip all the way to Chicago, many images of the past are revealed. From the moment they step on the bus to begin the trip, to the second they step off, its enemies,friends,sisters and brothers-trapped in the past-together.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2009
Moonlight Rising reviews
A story about the Twilight characters with action, romance, and suspense. Told from many characters point of view. First, each Cullen couple gets married again, and there is a twist. There are vacations, fights, kisses, and more.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 23,922 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/13/2009 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Complete
Pre Twilight reviews
What happened to the Cullen's before Forks, before Bella and Edward, and even before Rosalie and Emmett, Alice and Jasper, and Carlisle and Esme? Before Jacob was even born? I'm bad @ summaries, but this is the life before Twilight happened.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/4/2009
Cardinal Rising reviews
When two young girls go to a Cardinal baseball game, they never expected to be taken up into this amazing journey starring Yadier Molina, Chris Carpenter, Tony LaRussa, Albert Pujols, Scott Rolen, David Eckstein, and all the other fans and Cardinals.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/25/2009
Twiland reviews
What happens when a director, an author, and 23 cast members go on a month long journey to an island never seen before? Read Twiland Twilight plus Island to find out! COMMENT AND ILL WRITE MORE! better than it sounds1 PLEASE COMMENT!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,038 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 4/2/2009
Twilight Heaven reviews
A poem about reading twilight i wrote a while ago, but i cant remember or find the final draft, so i have 2 post the original one. ONLY CONSTRUCTIVE COMMENTS PLEASE! Thnx! There is a little spoiler 2!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Complete
Twilight on AIM reviews
Almost ALL the twilight characters on aim. My first story, I wrote it a while ago, and I know that its bad, but whatevs. If you want me to keep writing it, COMMENT COMMENT COMMENT
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,097 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2009