Good morning and good night,

We are the Sun and the Moon. We are bad-ass. Understood?

To be clear, this account was created due to Internet rule #34, which states that if it exists, there must be porn about it. Yes, this should make you feel disturbed. Because now you know that there is porn about you. Yes, you. Or, if there isn't, as stated in rule #35, there soon will be.

There is, indeed, more than one person on this account. Hence the 'Sun and Moon'. Comprendo?

Now, I warn you. as stated above, the sole purpose of this account is to write every form of lemon for all the abused ships.

Despite the fact that this account is devoted to lemons, this by no means states that we are sick, uncultured individuals. If you are having trouble discovering what that means, I will clarify for you: We appreciate grammar and spelling. We do not tolerate random, plot less shit. We will flame both of the previous. The point of this account (In case you still haven't figured it out) is simply to give the obsolete, desolate ships a deserving chance to shine.

Chah?

Sun and Moon*

Sun's Corner of Happy!

Hello, I am Sun. Despite my cheery disposition, I'm the one who writes the agnst.

I like unicorns, and Topher Brink. When I review, I'm not as mean as Moon, but I'm very brutal (I assure you).

Spelling is my strong-suit, appose to Moon, who has a thing for creative wording. Teehee.

My clever past-times include 'chortling' (Australian laughter), Summer Glau, and changing fandoms like clothing.

Which means frequently if you haven't caught on.

Favorite Shipping:

Dollhouse-

Topher/Bennett

Topher/Ivy

Alpha/Claire (or Whiskey)

Inception-

Ariedne/Arthur

Ariedne/Cobb

Harry Potter-

Ginny/Tom

Percy Jackson-

Percy/Bianca

Nico/Your Mother

Thank you for your time! Well... unless you suck. Teehee.

~Moon's Circular Area of Epicness~

Ello' earthlings. Y'all can call me Moon. Don't call me Luna, or you will die. Its Moon. Lets spell it class, m-o-o-n. MOON.

I write pretty much anything. Angst, Drama, whatever.

Just so we're all clear, I do not tolerate poor spelling, poor grammar, poor writing, poor plot line, poor anything. Basically, I take no shit. So, if you're spewing shit, I will tell you. Harshly. Sorry (not really).

I like italics. Hurrah.

So, um, there. I do the word flow in stories, and develop characters and stuff.

Spelling is not my best triangle of literature. I admit it. Then why, you ask, will I flame you if you have the like misfortune? Because unlike the multitudes of idiots on this site, I take the time correct my mistakes. That means spellcheck, fellows. Me and spellcheck know each other well. Very well. I suggest you follow suit. Chah?

Oh and in case your wondering what chah means, you can just keep wondering, because I'm not telling. Hurrah.

So now for my favorite ships:

Dollhouse

Echo/Paul

Topher/Ivy

Adelle/Dominic

Inception

Ariedne/Arthur

Percy Jackson

Percy/Annabeth

Phantom of the Opera

Erick/Christine

Meg/Rauol

Hunger Games

Katniss/ Gale

. . . And I could write more, but I don't want to. Deal with it.

So, yeah . . . bye.

Our stories will be coming soon, presently, Sun is writing a Dollhouse (Alpha/Claire) fic that she promises will be lemony-fresh! Moon is considering an Inception fic, but she is lazy, so don't expect anything anytime soon.

Goodnight and Good day,

Sun and Moon*