Harvey had once confided in Donna that he didn't think he would be able to raise his little sister on his own. Charlie was a good kid and he had always enjoyed spending time with her. But what did Harvey know about taking care of anyone other than himself?

After Mock Trial, Jessica pits Harvey and Louis against each other in another Mock. The case is about a high-profile client causing fatal car accident. Harvey watches as Mike loses himself in memories and can't do anything to help until this sadly smiling woman comes in and makes Harvey question everything. Why is she here? How does she know Mike? Who's the kid in his arms? HS/OFC

AU. Post 3x16. Sarah and Connor connect in the most unexpected way when he treats her father. Rheese missing scene from the ep. Multi chapter. Now taking on season 4. Rheese.

'All my life I've waited for the right moment to let you know I don't wanna let you go. So I refuse to waste one more second without you cause I don't need anything else but your love. Nothing but you means a thing to me and I'm incomplete when you're not there.' - A Linstead-story about joy, sorrows, laughters, tears, happiness, fights and of course lots of love.

(This story follows on from episode 22, as the elevator doors close) Maggie has brought Jason's killers to justice, which was extremely emotional and personal. OA decides to take her to dinner and feels his walls breaking down as he shares pieces of his life with her.

OA shows up to Maggie's door. She opens it to have him collapse into her arms.

They all had nightmares, it didn't make it suck any less. Tag to 1x16, after OA gets shot.

COMPLETED. Your first love is a special, sacred thing. What happens when that person suddenly gets thrown back into your life? Harvey/OC

As kids, Mickey and Mimi were thick as thieves. Now, finally living in NYC, Miriam is more than happy to spend some more time with her grandmother and her cousin. Though her boyfriend is not too happy with her moving away from him, she knows in her heart that it is the right decision. And who knew, Mike's lawyer friends were not boring at all?

Third story in the series...Sequels to Synchronicity and Skyfall. Harvey and Rebecca work on their marriage but face their greatest challenge when past actions threaten everything they have built.

(COMPLETED SEQUEL to Synchronicity) Now that Harvey and Rebecca are married, how does that change their relationship? Can they still work together as a team when their worlds start to fall apart? (Harvey X OC)

Adrienne Kane has returned to New York City to claim her place in society. With her best friend at her side, she can accomplish anything. Who says it's easy to be on top?

COMPLETED! What started out as a one night stand could lead to more, if he would let it. How far will he let it go? (Harvey X OC)

If you love Harvey Specter then you'll wish you were the woman in this story! * Harvey Specter loved his life. He had everything he'd ever wanted. Then he met her. He wasn't used to not getting things his own way. He'd met his match. Could he do this? Could he make himself vulnerable? * I do not own any of the characters from Suits. * Reviews welcome!

AU. When Sarah's father returns to her life years later claiming he wants to make amends she struggles a bit with the decision of letting the man who once betrayed her into her heart again. Will her family make her see there's forgiveness after all? And how will she and Connor deal with tragedy as it strikes?

What happens when Erin Lindsay comes back after three years? Will Jay finally be able to let go of the past? Will they be able to move forward, or will they crash and burn? Title inspired by Jimmy Eat World's song :)

He cared. She wanted to hate him for it, for being that kind of guy, but she couldn't.

This story begins after Mike left the firm and he and Rachel are no longer together. When he returns, he will discover that unexpected falls will change his relationship with Harvey and Rachel forever.

Jay is spiraling, and the people who love him watch it happen helplessly.(Post 5x07)

A seemingly normal case, turns deadly when Sharon Raydor is shot. Emotions will run high, limits will be tested, and is a there more to one professional relationship than meets the eye? Read to find out. And as always reviews are extremely appreciated!

After three years, Jay's still trying to process Erin's departure. Between anger and pain, he is trying to slowly get back up. But what will happen when a case will bring her back to Chicago. Will he be able to forgive her? Can they be together again or will it be too impossible to fix what has been broken? Is love enough? Love, pain, struggle, jalousies, hurt...This is their story

New York's top corporate lawyer is keeping many secrets from his blue blooded family. The first being his illegal arrangement with his a right-hand man, Mark Frasier, who isn't actually a lawyer. The second being his other illegal arrangement with Bedelia Moore, a Madam he pays for women. Complications emerge when he falls for his new girl and his arrangement with Mark is revealed

AU in portrayal of Donna to some degree. This story explores the Donna/Harvey/Paula triangle only Harvey really wants to be with Paula.

Harvey knew fateful day in September 2001 changed his destiny. A moment in the stairwell of the towers changed his fate. The winds of change send Harvey's world on collision course with Tesla O'Brien for a second time. Harvey understands second chances. He wonders if he can find the part of himself that he had lost along the way to becoming Harvey Specter Esquire.

When tragedy awakens for Chicago's finest detectives, will they find an escape from the dark or will they continue to live in the dark? A tale of resiliency, devotion and angst. A Chicago P.D. inspired FanFiction. Lindsay/Halstead #Linstead

It's been the best two months since they got together, but now an unplanned pregnancy could screw everything up. Canon-divergence set eight weeks after 1x10 where Hayes and Wallace try to work their life and relationship out.

When Erin is abducted all of the sudden, how far will Jay go to save her? Will he cross the line in order to get Erin back safe and sound? Rated M for future chapters.

what happens when Erin leaves Chicago without saying goodbye will everyone else go after her or respect her wishes and leave her alone Erin Lindsay fan fiction also includes jay and Erin fan fiction.

Family comes in all forms, Harvey walked away from his family for the one he created at PSL. The walls of Harvey's well orchestrated life are beginning cave in around him. Ready or not his past is coming to call and it is time for a reckoning with the family he walked away from . If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you might as well make it dance.

Darkness has always threatened to consume them both separately, but when love allows them to see even in the darkest of times, they realize that all they'll ever need is each other. Dark depictions of mental anguish and physical violence.

Harvey Specter had been in a few serious relationships: a relationship with Kenza Diouri being one of them. Unfortunately, they had to break up. It had taken Harvey a long time to recover from it. Now, almost four years later Kenza is back in NYC with two things that will turn Harvey's life upside down: Kenza's terminal illness and their son, whom Harvey didn't know about.

Jessica had a moment of quiet reflection just before she broke the news of her resignation from PSL. Harvey too now needed the same pause when he began dissecting the aftermath of her decision. Each chapter will be a character's take on the new reality that they now find themselves in. #POV #Jarvey

It's personal when a violent attacker is on the streets of Chicago and goes after one of the Intelligences team own. This case will bring all of Chicago and New York City's sex crime unit together.

A one shot set within 4.23, reimagining some of the details of what transpired and giving an end that I feel is both more satisfying and realistic! Hope you enjoy it; please let me know what you think!

The characters from Chicago PD, Med, Fire and Justice come together for an injured member of the Intelligence Unit. T for now. Set after Chicago PD 4x16. Linstead. Chapter Three Updated!

When a car crash hits close to home can the Major Crimes division find those responsible whilst dealing with the fallout and their own personal relationships. Shandy

It wasn't the way that things were supposed to go down. It was never the way that things were supposed to go down. (If 3x11 had gone differently) LINSTEAD.

Passionately beautiful, fiercely independent and extremely loyal are only a few of the characteristic of Erin Lindsey. Let's see where life goes. Linstead Pairing. Angst/Hurt/Love. First time story writer.

When faced with a client that has strict moral values, Harvey Specter is forced to rely on the firm's researcher, Allison Spicer, to acting as his long standing companion. What begins as a fake dates ends with them in bed and life changing consequences. Forced to examine what they want, Harvey and Ally navigate the difficulties of life and the decisions they've made. Harvey/OC.

It had been sometime since Charlie and Mike had broken up. Now, she's in college and legal. They still harbor feelings for each other, but will Harvey allow them to be together?

Natalia Klitschko is a lawyer who one year out of law school got hired exclusively by one of the biggest russian business empires. She wasn't after a big break like this, she wanted to help people but after a traumatic heart break that changed her forever she decided to accept the offer. A couple of years later the young fixer finds herself back in New York, the city she left.

There's hope for Hayes and Conner after what happened. Rated M for future chapters.

Whilst Hayes is thinking about what her dad said, she cuts her hand on a glass. Conner finds her and takes care of her, emotionally and physically. Set after 1x12

Harvey Specter was the best closer in New York. He did his job and got where he is today by not getting attached. But when he hires Cora as a senior associate, that becomes harder than it once was. Harvey and Cora are given a personal case that could lead to the arrest of some close to her, and she can't handle the fact that the mighty Harvey Specter might loose.

Brenda's latest case has her questioning what justice really is. And how do we determine how it is dispensed? A/N: Brenda is working at the DA's office and Fritz is still with the FBI.

Harvey Specter, best closer in New York City and Senior Partner at Pearson Hardman, the man most females in the city want, yet he himself doesn't want commitment, because caring makes one weak. Enter Sophie Dearing, an associate at NYCs upstanding law firm who is mostly doing paper work for the partners and secretaries. Will she be the one to break down his walls and make him care?

Barba/OC. Slightly AU. What if Barba had been married before joining making the lateral move to SVU? Would it change him and how would it effect the cases? Explore the ups and downs of the life and marriage of Rafael and Elia Barba. Over 21000 views! Come read and review!:)

20yr old Emma stumbles drastically into Harvey Specter's life. The two of them form a delicate Dom/sub relationship in the wake of her tragedy. TRIGGER WARNING: Involves rape, BDSM and heavy sex scenes.

A killer that writes love notes to Chief Johnson is murdering woman across Los Angelos. The thing that links them? They remind the killer of a blonde haired, brown eyed Deputy Chief.

"You're like my own personal Mr. Darcy," she told him once. Harvey Specter, devoted husband. Pre-series to the present, Harvey/OC.

Harvey had finally found the love of his life and married her . Dana returns to claim what she thought was hers . Harvey does something he swore he would never do . Lila is heart broken , she tries to reconnect with her husband however harvey keeps pushing her away . bad news may push them father a part . Can mike and donna help them.

A dirty past always comes back to haunt you, yes even the dirty little details of a drunken one night stand between the infamous Harvey Specter and a very wealthy, known and generous client's daughter. Harvey has his true match in this woman, only tragedies in her past keep her from being the girl that deep down inside he fell in love with. Can he help heal her? Read and find out

"Stay. For the love of God, stay. You're not running away this time," Harvey said, holding her tightly. "We can do this. Just stay." Harvey/OC, Mike/Rachel. Sequel to "The Art of Philophobia."

Erin looked into her eyes. She saw those familiar eyes. She felt all the walls crumble down. Her legs collapse under her, as she cried. "I'm so sorry. I tried, I really tried." Hank wrapped his arms around her as she sobbed. "It's my fault. It's all my fault. I'm so sorry." Sequel to She Was Family. (Three-Shot)

"I was lucky to have you in my life. You helped me turn it around. You gave me a reason to change it. I'm going to be a cop, to help people, just like you. I love you, Erin. I know you'll always be there for me. Again, Happy Birthday, and I can't wait to celebrate many more with you. Love, Nadia" (One-Shot)

It's Erin's first Christmas with the Voight family. Part of the He Saved Me Universe (One-Shot)

Erin starts getting strange phone calls. When she goes missing, Voight will do anything to find her. Her kidnapper is someone from her past. Voight and the team must find her before her kidnapper does enough damage to destroy Erin. Loight family. Linson family. Eventually Linstead pairing. Sequel to He Saved Me. Complete.

Fritz misbehaves, and Brenda just doesn't get jealous...she gets even. A sexy, silly, crazy Brenda and Fritz fic. There is also a T-rated version of this story. THIS STORY IS ON HOLD. I just got so tired begging for reviews that it doesn't seem worth it anymore.

With the help of reluctant medium, Brenda gets some unexpected assistance on a difficult case-from the victims themselves. Written for the Halloween Fanfic Challenge on the Closer Forum.

Harvey finds an old love and falls in love. Regular characters from Suits with additional new character I created. I do not own "Suits" or any of the content affiliated with it. This story is my own creation with some characters used from "Suits".

Brenda Leigh Johnson has moved on from Major Crimes. "Life is for the living." She tries to turn over a new leaf, but quickly reverts back to her old ways. To cure her alleged wrongdoing, she agrees to take on a mission for the CIA, jeopardizing her own moral integrity, but with an investigator who won't quit, can Chief Johnson really escape?

This is a little story about what could have happened after Donna was fired. The main character doesn't appear on the actual show so you can call it a Mary Sue; anyway, please give it a try. PS. English isn't my first language, so excuses in advance.

I predict a lot of angst. Brenda has been shot. Sharon is not sure that her reactions are appropriate and she's trying to figure out what that means. Brenda is fighting for her life. I started writing this at work and I'm not sure if I'll finish it. Let me know what you think, please. Edit: Finally got a new chapter up! Sorry about the slow going, but thanks for checking in.

Pope gets a little bit of what he deserves. (Brenda/Fritz)

Sequel to The Ninth Circle. After Tao calls with the bad news, what makes Brenda more upset: that Fritz had a heart attack, or that he planned to hide it from her?

Lieutenant Tao ponders his loyalty to Brenda Johnson in light of the promise he made to Fritz Howard to conceal his heart attack. Did he do the right thing? Add on for S03E09 Sweet Revenge.

After spending a month in Atlanta, Brenda is reunited with Fritz and prepares to start a new chapter in her life. This is the final story in the "Welcome Home" series. (There is also a T-rated version of this story.) THIS STORY IS ON HOLD. I just got so tired begging for reviews that it doesn't seem worth it anymore.

Story of my own creation (I do NOT own anything Suits related). Harvey Specter falls for a character I created. This story was created in 2013. Some of the storyline is taken from Suits as are the characters but the basis of the story is my own creation.

Brenda has a new house, complete with a pool. But it comes with a pool boy who has his own idea about fun. This is a one-shot to kick off the summer.

Harvey finds an old love from his past. (Wrote this in 2012 just getting around to posting it. So lots of characters from the past: Daniel Hardman and Trevor) I do not own any part of the show Suits nor the characters. The story is purely fiction from my own creation.

Even though Brenda is now working in the District Attorney's Office, an issue from her LAPD past is still haunting her. This story begins five months after the series ended.

Erin Lindsay keeps telling people Hank Voight saved her life when she was younger. Her team is curious, Vought is protective, and Lindsay just wants it to be left alone. Warnings inside. (Five-Shot)

Characters from Doctor Doctor Doctor... crossover with SUITS...Connor weaves a web of lies that seems to entangle everyone he comes into contact with.

This is the sequel to "Starting Over" Things are looking up for Harvey & Julianne, will it last?

Meet Olivia Walsh, top Fashion public relations executive in NYC, well known fashion blogger. To Harvey Specter she was the "crush" from his Bronx neighborhood growing up.

Brenda has gone through many changes recently with the death of her mother and leaving her job at the LAPD. Just when she feels like her life is getting back on track, the unexpected happens. How will she and Fritz cope?

Brenda is confronted by a dangerous ghost from her past. This story is a Halloween gift to my readers.

Brenda's past from the CIA catches up to the present. Does she still have what it takes to stay ahead of the people who want her dead? Includes minor characters and invented characters. Not sure, how much of the Closer will be in this story. It's kind of a separate project for Brenda Leigh.

Will has just been made Chief of Police, permanently. This little story is of his inaugural speech.

Brenda finally turns her attention to her upcoming wedding.

Brenda must deal with two unpleasant men: a murder victim and her ex-husband.

A brash new agent gets under Fritz's skin. When the young man insults Brenda in front of him, can Fritz control his temper?

Harvey Specter wasn't one for his showing emotions and he especially wasn't one for love, he preferred having fun and countless one night stands with models ever since Isobel Parry broke his heart five years ago. And now she's back and Harvey isn't sure how he feels about that especially since Isobel needs his help…

Harvey Specter didn't expect to meet a woman that intrigued him as much as Layla Russo. He especially didn't think he would meet her in a bar. While he tries to pursue her, he finds a few skeletons in her closet. Can these two overcome them or will they fall apart? Harvey/OC.

A chance encounter with someone couldn't possibly change everything in your life, could it? I suppose it depends on who that someone is. A Harvey-finds-love kinda tale. Please, please, please review! My first story EVER, be gentle! Rating might go up as this progresses. Any tips from pros accepted! *nervous pacing* FINALLY UPDATED

Brenda is presented with a big challenge: saving Fritz. But getting the LAPD and the FBI to support her is also challenging.

As Brenda works her case she and Fritz have to confront their own childless state.

Harvey Specter has a problem. He's been given an important international case against a friend he married by accident. He may have put it all behind him but the trouble is, the ex Mrs Specter is turning heads especially Louis'. Raine Hennessey may be the best human rights lawyer, but Harvey's the best at reading people and he isn't falling for the ice queen act. CHAP 06 RE-DONE!

Harvey SPector never thought he would have any trouble with women. Oh Boy how wrong he was! Harvey/OC

Lieutenant Flynn takes the lead on a difficult case. Will the hard-boiled detective go soft? Original character. Rated T for language and some violence.

All marriages hit rough patches. But if the husband and wife truly love each other they can work through them.

Four months after the events of Black Sunday, the LAPD is left in a mess. Will is in a battle for Chief, Major Crimes and FID are now fused. However, murders at UCLA give everyone focus, especially when the traumatised and retired Flynn and Raydor return to hunt an old foe. Everyone has tried to exorcise their demons, and now they face them together once more.

Brenda has two cases to juggle. This story begins where "The Meeting" ends. After you read it, please leave your review. Thank you.

Fritz had his fun, and now Brenda takes the reins and he is at her mercy. Sequel to BeebleZeeble's story, "Homecoming." Sexy, hot Brenda and Fritz romp.

Neal Caffrey and agent Peter Burke are assigned to a case that requires them to go to Pearson-Hardman undercover. They will meet Mike Ross and Harvey Specter. They will all need to make new friends. Fun times. Suits and White Collar Crossover. Rated T for mild stuff like a bit of swearing Disclaimer- I don't own any of this content.

When a woman from Harvey's past comes to visit, Harvey is determined to keep her in his present. Harvey/OC.

Harvey meets a girl in a bar with what appears to be a severe case of Harvey-insensitivitis. Could she possibly be... *not* interested? Well, Harvey's interest is certainly piqued. Especially when it turns out there's more than meets the eye... Harvey's not the only one who likes to keep his private life private. Chapter six up!

Sometimes an apology isn't enough to heal a wounded spirit. Action is the best medicine.

This story begins where "Flashpoint" ends.

Harvey Specter hadn't always been a womanizer, and he hadn't always lived a life of one night stands. But, simply put, Bess Covington was that honest, that pure, that true. No woman, before or since, has ever come close to her. Harvey/OC

For Brenda and Fritz, it's all about context, tone, and best of all, body language.

This takes place immediately after Brenda shoots Stroh. This is my first story. Ever. After I wrote it I read ProcrastinationQueen's wonderful story on the same subject. While hers is just wonderful, since I spent time writing it I didn't want to not let others read it too. Thank you in advance for any comments and help.

If there's one thing Harvey didn't have, it was a weakness. He was a legend in the courtroom and he had been successful in almost everything he did all his life. Fear was not apart of his vocabulary, until he met her. She was the Lex Luthor to his Superman. She was his kryptonite.

Taking Chances is a story about Two Broke Girls and a man in a Suit. Aside from being broke, Caroline and Max had nothing in common. Max was your typical diner girl working more than one job at a time just to make ends meet while Caroline was an uptown girl who had lost everything because of a ponzi scheme. Can the great Harvey Specter save these two damsels in distress?

An attempt to fill in at least a couple of the blanks in "The Last Word". Missing scenes starting with what happened after Brenda shot Stroh.

Harvey's won a lot of strange things at the poker table before, but never a human being. What will happen when Natsuki is thrown into his life? She's not like any woman he's met before. Rated M for language and themes.

Just a little speculation of a conversation that could happen in the series finale. I haven't seen any spoilers, beyond the televised preview, so it really is just pure speculation.

Trying to forget her past, Julianne moves to the other side of the country to form a life that's better than the one she left.

Harvey Specter is a hot-shot lawyer in New York City. He's got it all: fast cars, fancy condo, beautiful women, incredible job, and money. He's living a perfect bachelor life...and has no desire to change it. So what will he do when seven-year-old Lux is dropped into his life? Will he step up to the challenges of parenthood or run away from it all?

Brenda's ex-husband pays her a visit at the office, and things don't go over well. He's slimy, she's pissed, Raydor's trying to smooth things over, and the Major Crimes gang is just looking for some entertainment...

-"What do you mean I have to get married!" Harvey Specter was rarely, if ever, surprised by anything enough to cause his jaw to drop.- In which Jessica decides that Harvey needs to polish his image. Harvey is NOT amused...

Working for Harvey Specter was the dream job...I just didn't expect him to become such a distraction. I wouldn't let myself believe something could ever happen between us. He was my boss and I was his associate,not to mention the fact that he didn't do emotions. After all, I was just another girl in a skirt and therefore nothing truly important. In reality, the wasn't the case.H/OC

When Brenda survives an encounter with a serial killer, how do the men in her life respond upon hearing her call for backup? Missing scene from Season 3 Episode "Man Hunt".

"...Face it, you're philophobic." "Afraid of pretty girls?" Harvey said sarcastically. "Afraid of falling in love," she said softly. Harvey/OC, Mike/Rachel.

Harvey meets someone that challenges everything he thought he knew. Rated M for later chapters!

And he would remain there for hours, only to hear the lovely sound of her accent and watching her movements, the expression on her face, her great legs and...

The CIA. The Metro Police Department. The Atlanta Police Department. Secrets, lies, love, and loss, with a hint of southern twang. This is the story of Brenda Leigh Johnson before we knew her.

Who shot Will Pope and why. No canon character deaths. Gory descriptions, but no bodies rubbing together. One use of a Bad Word.

Sometimes we met someone that we just couldn't avoid, someone who hit us like a storm.

Veronica and Harvey had known each other for years until she moved across the country for work. Now that they are reunited, will their friendship stay the same, or grow into something more?

He knew that when he met her, he was going to save her life. He didn't know that when he saved her life, he'd met his match.

Dana was not the only woman from Harvey's past, in fact he wouldn't have met Dana if it wasn't for her. Vowing that she has moved on, Lilly Barrett returns to New York but is once again forced to face her past with Harvey Specter. A past she never let go.

I'll make you forget he even existed.

"Goes to show you how much we probably don't know about the chief." Silly little one shot.

One of Gavin's remarks troubles Brenda. Andy/Brenda Drabble

Sometimes you meet people and you don't remember them. Sometimes you meet people and think about them every once and awhile. And then sometimes you meet Harvey Specter.

What exactly went on between Brenda and Fritz once she locked her office door in Old Money?

A short Brenda/Fritz Sad. My first fic here. She didn't expect lose him this way ...

Could an unknown cadaver and a gentleman robber in NY helping in solving a case in LA? Brenda thinks so. It's cross-jurisdiction all around as Johnson has to deal with a team of CSIs who wants to solve the case in thier own way. Ft cast of CSI NY R&R!

Brenda experiences a traumatic life change. How will she pick up the pieces? Brenda/Fritz Brenda/Flynn Character death.

Deputy Chief Brenda Leigh Johnson at last gets a chance at closer with the elusive Mr. Philip Stroh. Rated M for what may come in the final chapter. Hope you enjoy and please review, my first fic : I do not own any of the characters.

Second part to Uncontrolled wildfire...Brenda and Croelick

Brenda Leigh Johnson reflects on his relationship with Flynn and how its changed over the years. A sequel to "Miss Atlanta" Spoilers for Season 6, I don't own anyone of the characters.

Missing scenes from "Maternal Instinct." Brenda tries to deal with all the feeling raised by her niece Charlie's involvement in a young shooting victim, and her own unexpected reaction to the boy's death.

This story is inspired by the season 4 opener of The Closer-Brenda and Croelick confrontation.

Brenda shows Fritz that he comes first in her life. Missing scene from the S5 finale, Dead Man's Hand.

Brenda gives Fritz the ultimate Christmas present.

Brenda Leigh Johnson always gets her way, in bed and out of it.

Brenda and Fritz are separated by geography, but a steamy phone call makes them feel as close as ever.

Brenda welcomes Fritz home after a trip with candles, wine, lingerie, and so much more.

For Fritz and Brenda, absence really does make the heart grow fonder. And then some.

Brenda and Fritz engage in some pillow talk...and a little more.

When will Brenda stop paying for her long-ago affair with Will Pope?

Brenda Johnson is a woman afraid of falling in love. Fritz dares to confront her about past relationships, and finds out that her affair with Will Pope was only one of the reasons she has built up walls around her heart. This takes place in Season 1.

Fritz lets jealousy get the best of him. Can Brenda find it in her heart to forgive?

How will The Closer handle a case when she is the victim?

Chief Deputy Johnson is reunited with Bill Krolic in a high stakes game of Cat and Mouse that may just cost her one of her own.

What if Brenda was pregnant in Head over Heels? Rated T for language. Flames accepted.