U S E L E S S I N F O R M A T I O N
Name:Shai
Single or taken: Single
Sex:Female
Birthday:2/12/93
Sign:aquarius
Siblings:two halfs
Hair color:black
Eye color:brown
Height:5'2'

R E L A T I O N S H I P S
Are you straight/bisexual/gay?Straight
Who are your best friends?:have too many
You have a boyfriend/girlfriend?:no
What is your longest relationship?:never had one

F A S H I O N S T U F F
Where is your favourite place to shop for clothes: pac sun
Any tattoos or piercings: yes
What is your most comfortable outfit?: jeans and tank top
What do you usually wear?:jeans with a tee-shirt

S P E C I F I C S
Do you do drugs?NO
What kind of shampoo do you use?:idk
What are you most scared of?:Spiders
What are you listening to right now:Escape the Fate
Who is the last person that you called?:Reese
Who is the last person that called you?:my mom
Where do you want to get married?:on a beach
What would you change about yourself?:my shyness

F A V O R I T E S
Colors:blue, black red
Foods:idk
Movies:the lost boys and horror
Animals: Cats, Dogs,wolves

H A V E Y O U E V E R
Given anyone a bath?:Yes my younger silblings
Smoked?:Yes during truth or dare
Bungee jumped?:no
Made yourself throw up?:no
Skinny dipped?:no
Ever been in love?:yes
Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?:haha yes
Pictured your crush naked?:yes
Actually seen your crush naked?:no
Cried when someone died?:yes
Lied:yes I mean C'mon who hasn't?
Fallen for your best friend?:no
Rejected someone?:yes
Used someone?:maybe
Done something you regret?:yes ofcourse

C U R R E N T
Clothes:jeans red shirt and flipflops
Music: kelis
DVD in player:cloverfield

L A S T P E R S O N
You left a message for:idk
You texted:James
You cuddled with:my dog lol

A R E Y O U
Understanding:yes
Open-minded:yes
Arrogant:sometimes
Persistant:sometimes
Insecure:sometimes
Hungry:no
Smart:yes
Moody:can be
Hard working:yes
Resiliant:can be
Organized:can be
Healthy:yes
Difficult:can be
Bored easily:si
Obsessed:YES
Angry:not right now
Sad:no
Happy:yes
Hyper:yes
Trusting:yes

A True Boyfriend =

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her

When she stare's at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hit's you
Grab her and dont let go

When she start's cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignore's you
Give her your attention

When she pull's away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and dont say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she lay's her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steal's your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she tease's you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesnt answer for a long time
Reassure her that everything is okay

When she look's at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she say's that she like's you
she really does more than you could understand

When she grab's at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers

When she bump's into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tell's you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
dont look away until she does

When she misses you
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.-

When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go-

When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-

Call her before you sleep and after you wake up-

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-

Tease her and let her tease you back.-

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Give her the world.-

Let her wear your clothes.-

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-

Let her know she's important.-

Kiss her in the pouring rain.-

When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.

Reasons why girls are the best

1.We got off the Titanic first

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark

TAKE THIS SHORT QUIZ!!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...

California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday

Thanks Dark Rose Forever for all these copy and paste thingys!XD

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kitty!

This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your
profile to help him gain world domination

If you walk and trip or stumble because your too busy reading a book copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro!

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUR! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.

At last! My plans for world domination are complete! MAHAHAHAA? Oh look, something shiny...must go look.

We fall for stupid boys we make lots of dumb mistakes we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls, we're really good at one thing, staying strong.

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed-I'm not a can.

Note to Self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

I'm more man than you and more woman than you'll ever get.

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going, and hook up with them later.

The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If you can't fix it with duck tape you haven't used enough!

I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on eBay.

"I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose"--Anonymous (just because this guy is stupid and who wants to be caught being stupid?)

"If you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best."-M. Monroe

STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the bodies natural desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it.

A sad little story I saw on somebody else's profile:

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

25 Things I Learnt From My Mother

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your nec k!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Life is all about ass. Everyone's either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, trying to get a piece of it, or simply, just being one.

"Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing."

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.If your best friend is as obsessed with vampire as you are. Copy and paste this into your profile.

98 of teens do or have tried smoking pot. If you are one of the 2 who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your think tht life without computers is useless then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile. (I finally admitted wanting to become a vampire to someone, he asked and when I said "probably yes" he thought I was freakier then orginally thought. -haha- I don't care what people think of me anymore.)

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you think that writing fanfics stories is fun then copy this into your profile.

If yoo cant spel too sav yoou lyfe then putt thes in yoor profiele. (Very very true for me)

More Funny Stuff

A friend helps you up when you fall a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass."

A friend wipes your tears when your rejected a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

One day we're going to look back on this, laugh nervously and then change the subject.

We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You just jump off a bridge, damn, I'm gonna miss your dumb ass.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK.But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE.And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Paste this on your profile if you also dislike racism.

Her name was Aurora
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
come back and for sure
There is more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

Child abuse - MAKE IT STOP!

If you dislike child abuse as much as I do, copy and paste this onto your profile.

"If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all."

Funny stuff!

f barbie is so popular...then y do u have 2 buy her friends?

I intend to live forever- so far so good

Some say the glass is half empty, Some say the glass is half full, I say "are you gonna drink that?"

Iv got 2 sit down & work out where i stand!!

Wen u smile the world smiles with u.wen ur down people will rally behind u.but wen u fart u r alone coz people will never stand by u!

people ask me if id pefer 2 go 2 hell or heaven i say hell coz its nice and warm down there

Im a nobody.. nobodys perfect.. therefore IM PERFECT!!

I didnt kiss ur boyfriend! I told his lips a secret!!

I never met a chocolate I never liked!

lifes not short its the longest bloody fing ull ever do!!

I would stop eating chocolate.. but I'm not a quitter!

dont pee in my pool and i wont swim in your toliet!

Maturity is knowing when and where to be immature

"inside me, There's a thin women trying to get out...But i can usually shut the cow up with chocolate."

All of my friends and I are crazy.Thats what keeps us sane!

Funny Stuff!!

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

If at first you dont succeed, skydiving isnt for you

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...

There is not I in team, but there is a ME!!

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have!!

It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mam saying you can still keep it.

Why are the Force and ductape the same?-Both have a light and dark side and hold the universe together.

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling

When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Sing "I'm Off to See the Wisard" when sent to the Headmasters office.

So what if I'm a bitch. You're a whore. And personally, I would like to be known for what I do, not who I do.

Tu madre! Yes, you just got burned in spanish. Would you like some ice for that spanish burn?

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

My Best friend is better than yours! So stick that in your juice box and suck it!

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

HOMOPHOBES ARE GAY! So, if Homophobes are gay, that means Homophobes are freakishly scared of themselves. Strange, no wonder all Homophobes are ugly! They won't look in the mirror.

Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, vampires, or both.

When it rains on my parade, I bust out the slip n' slide.

Be a loser! Because being cool is soo overrated!

Hello. You have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are, where you are from, and what you want so there is no need to leave a message.

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

imagine, if you will, a world without hypothetical situations.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!

I'm the kinda girl who gets fired from the M&M factory for throwing out the Ws. (sad but true)

If you love someone let them go, if they come back to you their yours, if they don't hunt them down and kill them

I don't have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down. No problem.

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning

The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any problem. It is generally employed only by small children and large nations

Have you noticed? anyone going slower than you is an idiot and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case...coincidence?

Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things i can not change, the courage to change the things i can, and the wisdom to hid the bodies of those i had to kill because they pissed me off.

Flying is simple, just through yourself at the ground and miss

Tragedy is when i cut my finger, comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die

All those who believe in telekinesis raise my hand

Courage is going from failure to failure without losing enthusiasm

Once is chance, Twice is coincidence, Three times is enemy action.

Copy and Paste stuff

-If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

-If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

-If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

-If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

-If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your last name...copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

-If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

-If you have a tendency to talk to your self, copy and paste this into your profile

-If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

-Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, EdwardAddict, Supergirrl, Elemental-ANimal, Mother Nature's Daughter, Nazgul Queen, Admiral Norrington, iamanundeadmonkey, to You i give My soul, girlswithguns,

-If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

-If everytime you hear the word rum, you automatically think of Captain Jack Sparrow, put this on your profile!

-If you're a dork/nerd but for some reason your friends haven't figured it out yet (we're all in disguise!), then copy and paste this on your profile!

-If you are the kind of person that gets really excited over like two good reviews, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer.

-If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bare bating, dolphin hunting chimp slavery etc.) then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile

-If you've ever experienced deja vu, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about in the middle of a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

-Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

-If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

-If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.If you don't get what the simplest things mean, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

-If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

-If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

-If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

-If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters...copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this into your profile.

-If you have ever tried to hi-five some body and it has taken over 10 tries to actually slap their hand copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you have ever bawled over your favorite character dying in a movie, video game, or book, copy and paste this into your profile!

-If you believe in magic, copy this into your profile.

-If you ran up a down escalator copy this into your profile

-If you have ever seen an adult act like a gangsta or use slang and were freaked out, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you love all the "copy and paste this into your profile" sentences...COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

-Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

-Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune

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If you could read that put it in your profile

Copy and paste this into your profile if when you were young...There were only 150 Pokemon. Digimon was popular. Yugi-Oh actually had Yugi in it. You didn’t get weird looks when you went Trick-or-Treating. Nobody cared what you looked like. Hamtaro ROCKED. Catching a pidgeon was cool. Pirates before Pirates of the Carribean. Nobody knew how to spell 'Volcano'. Pinky and the brain were cartoon characters, not body parts. Saying 'moron' was a swear word. Fire was considered dangerous. The only thing you had to worry about were cooties. Cursive writing was just a bunch of swirly lines. Multiplication was scary. Dora the Explorer and that goddamned monkey who follows her EVERYWHERE didn't exist.The first Harry Potter was the coolest thing since sliced bread. If you were, copy and paste then write your name.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile.

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Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, Miss Whiskers, TheShadowPanther,SoxRocks12

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! (Though strange isn't bad, either, in my opinion.)

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.:-:-:-:If you believe that the government should make levees and not war, copy & paste this in your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK.But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE.And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Paste this on your profile if you also dislike racism.

If your 80's obsession is so immense your parents/guardians think you have issues, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're addicted to images of grown men wearing make-up, having their hair teased up with hairspray, or wearing tight pants, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you dream about playing with your favorite rockstar at night, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you watch 80's movies and when people give you funny looks you just tell them "The classics are always the best!", copy and paste this into your profile.

If the majority of the songs in your music player are from previous decades, copy and paste this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you act completely, well, crazy and make a total fool of yourself and not even care. Crazy is when you dedicate your entire being(every cell in your body) to Eragon, Star Wars, and fanfiction. Crazy is when you go into build-a-bear workshop and walk up to little kids saying "That's my favorite bear" in a creepy voice and then run like heck when their soccer-moms glare at you. Crazy is when you get jacked up on sugar on your school excursion to bush gardens, laugh for two hours straight WHILE riding rollercaosters, then still laugh after you get slapped by your friends, and they pour a cold water on you, and you just stop suddenly, and when they asked why you laughed you say " I felt like it." Crazy is when you claim you can walk on water and then get your best friend to hold you by your waist in the air and you move your legs in a walking movement (It works!) Crazy is when you fight with your friend over which vegetable you want to be. Crazy is when you say pineapple and then threaten to slap someone if they even mention the word; claiming that it's yours. Crazy is when you tape a bunch of Jonas Brothers posters to your ceiling and when you're bored, lean back in your computer chair and stare at them, talking...and they surprisingly talk BACK to you..and you talk for hours on end...Crazy is when you watch the Jonas Brothers Burnin' Up Music Video, and randomly scream "With the Nick and the wedgie wetsuit, and the Joe and the mustache, and the Sexy Kung Fu Kevin..." and fall of your bed laughing and your Mom asks what you're doing and you respond "Laughing!" And her response was "Why?!" And you say "KEVIN CAN FLY! JOE CAN'T GROW A MUSTACHE AND NICK IS IN A WEDGIE WETSUIT!!" Crazy is when you're walking through the living room, hear Jonas on the TV and stop mid step, ice cream halfway to your mouth and listen to the 30 second Target Comercial. Crazy is when you steal your mom's Warrant poster off of the door of her teenage home. Crazy is when you spend half an hour laughing over something then when asked what, you say ' othing i just wanted to laugh. Crazy is when you go to a store, sit on the bench next to an old man and copy everything he dose or says. Crazy is when you get kicked out of zellers for having a sword fight with the styrfoam swoards. Crazy is when you get up and start dancing with the broom to everyrose has its thorn, when asked why you say you wanted to dance and no one would dance with you except the broom. Crazy is when you start jumping around like crazy then suddenly pause on one foot because you heard 'Heaven' by Warrent on the TV then stay like that till it's over and fall in a heap.Crazy is when you put pictures of grown men in make-up, tight leather pants and teased out hair all over you room then lay on your bed stare at posters and wonder why guys you know don't dress like that, then confront the guys you know, only to be laughed at... If you're crazy and crazy about it, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done too.

I'm into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual

I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control

I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer

I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish

I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress

I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass

I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian

I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual

I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict

I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie

I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs

I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch

I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math

I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare

I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend

I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy

I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS

I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time

I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals

I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life

I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too

I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try

I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans

I like to listen to HANNAH MONTANA, so I MUST be childish and immature

Stop stereotypes! Copy this list into your profile and add any more that you can think of. BOLD ones are me.

I am POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet

I'm in BAND so I MUST be a geek

I've never had a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be a lesbian

I have my own IPOD TV COMPUTER QUEEN SIZED BED and PHONE so I MUST be spoiled

I wear a PURITY RING so I MUST be a stupid RELIGOUS PERSON

I don't have 60 FRIENDS so I MUST not be socialable

I listen to FALL OUT BOY so I MUST be EMO

I hate my GERMAN BAND TEACHER so I MUST be RACIST!

I wear black so I MUST be EMO that slits their wrists.

I;m in a rock band so I MUST be a rebel

I'm a teenager so I MUST be a trouble maker.

I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist

I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd

I FROWN a lot, so I MUST have a bad life

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser

I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head

I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports

I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all

I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder

I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention

I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude

I'm A TERIBLE SPELLER,so I MUST be stupid