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A Snake's Obsession by slythefoxx2 reviews
It isn't Sasuke that Orochimaru wants, but Naruto. And she'll do anything to get him. Naruto x Fem Orochimaru I don't own Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 143,763 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 2,617 - Follows: 2,948 - Updated: 11h - Published: 12/28/2017 - Naruto U., Orochimaru, Hiruzen S.
Dance of the Dog God by Tartarun reviews
Kakashi loved Konoha a little less and his father a bit more. What happens next changes the face of history. However Team 7's destiny years later is still wrapped with the silver haired man's and an intricate dance begins.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 31 - Words: 222,157 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 921 - Follows: 1,055 - Updated: 11h - Published: 3/8/2015 - Kakashi H., Obito U., Team Seven
Naruto: Changing Times, Darker Days by Z.J Wilson reviews
Sequel to Naruto: Different Past, Brighter Future Naruto returns to Konoha, stronger than before and ready to finish what should have never been started. He will have to rediscover how powerful everyone has become in order to keep as many of his friends alive as possible in the coming war... but he will also have to rediscover his personal goals and ambitions to keep himself sane
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 69,802 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 645 - Updated: 8/26 - Published: 4/17 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Hinata H.
Growing Up Black by Elvendork Nigellus reviews
What if Harry had been rescued from the Dursleys at age six and raised as the heir of the Noble and Most Ancient, etc.? This is the weird and wonderful story of Aries Sirius Black. AU. Part I complete. Part II complete. (Warning: Part II ends on a cliffhanger. If you dislike that fact, Part II, Chapter 35, might be a better place to stop reading.) Part III is on indefinite hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 70 - Words: 235,062 - Reviews: 4841 - Favs: 8,207 - Follows: 8,039 - Updated: 8/19 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B., Draco M., Marius B.
The Hokage We Need by Prof.Wayne reviews
Sarutobi is dead. Konoha is left without a leader. During this time of hardship, the Fire Daimyo has called Jiraiya to attend the meeting to appoint a new Hokage. After much debate, the Daimyo has decided on two people for Hokage and has asked Jiraiya for his opinion on who should be the Fifth. The Legendary Sanin Tsunade... Or The Son Of The Fourth Hokage. [Inspired By Traban16]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 164,262 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 1,594 - Follows: 2,078 - Updated: 8/6 - Published: 1/19 - [Naruto U., Temari] Kakashi H., Jiraiya
Nisegami by Kishoto reviews
An impulsive decision sets Sōma, Erina and all of Tōtsuki on a remarkably different path. [Discontinued, pseudo-epilogue added]
Shokugeki no Soma/食戟のソーマ - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 305,418 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 658 - Updated: 7/5 - Published: 2/21/2016 - Soma Y., Erina N., Alice N., Azami N. - Complete
Hurricane Suite by Dr. Snakes MD reviews
Uzumaki Naruto grew up with lofty goals, guts, and determination. Instincts of a born fighter made him grow; duty to his home drove him. As the battle lines begin to blur, he must find a way to reconcile all he's ever known with the man he hopes to become. Large AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 176,658 - Reviews: 2111 - Favs: 5,353 - Follows: 5,312 - Updated: 4/26 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Naruto U.
Patriot's Dawn by Dr. Snakes MD reviews
Uzumaki Naruto was born to be a shinobi. He was supposed to be a killer; a protector of unparalleled skill. His lineage and the demon in his gut ensured that. In canon, his growth was stunted. In here, he had a reason to be strong. He has to survive. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 216,363 - Reviews: 3265 - Favs: 8,895 - Follows: 8,627 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Pathos of the Shinobi by Naratu reviews
The one thing that couldn't hide in the world of Shinobi was ill-intent. Evil. Sin. It was rampant throughout the Elemental Nations and infested every village to it's core. That's why the Child was needed. He could sense the true heart of man, and he would know the truth that the Kyuubi no Kitsune would profess- That the world of Shinobi was rotten. That it was time for an end.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 58,282 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 12/9/2016 - Naruto U., Kabuto Y., Itachi U., Kakashi H.
The Yajuu Sannin by Shredjeep777 reviews
While exploring the Team 7 training ground, a young Naruto happens to stumble across a strangely shaped kunai embedded in a tree. Years of frustration and deciphering later, he finally cracks the fuinjutsu formula hidden along the handle to surprising and painful results. History is rewritten as the descendants of the Otsutsuki clan are finally all gathered onto one team.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 49 - Words: 256,408 - Reviews: 1640 - Favs: 4,916 - Follows: 5,875 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 9/18/2016 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Hinata H., Team Seven
Full Circle by tetsurashian reviews
Harry and Tom's souls are tied together. Which is why they're in this endless loop of rebirth. At some point, they stopped caring and just started fucking with people. (slightly crack AU w/ some seriousness) MoD!Harry, kinda soulmates!TMRHP SLASH M/M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 71,334 - Reviews: 2939 - Favs: 7,045 - Follows: 7,881 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 4/21/2016 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
Naruto: Shadow Clones for the Win by Verum in Phantasia reviews
Dumped into Naruto's body the morning after he learns his signature Jutsu and the truth about why the village hates him, what am I to do? Abuse the Hell out of Shadow Clones. Show Lee what Hard Work really is. And kick some Emo duck-butt. Or I could build a Harem...hmmm. Shadow Clones for the Win! SI!Naruto. Strong!Smart!Naruto. Mature themes. Possible SI!NarutoxSmallHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 83,160 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 2,927 - Follows: 3,288 - Updated: 12/18/2018 - Published: 10/24/2016
Again and Again by Athey reviews
The Do-Over Fic - a chance to do things again, but this time-To Get it Right. But is it really such a blessing as it appears? A jaded, darker, bitter, and tired wizard who just wants to die; but can't. A chance to learn how to live, from the most unexpected source. slytherin!harry, dark!harry, eventual slash, lv/hp
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 44 - Words: 335,972 - Reviews: 5927 - Favs: 11,274 - Follows: 11,315 - Updated: 10/7/2018 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
Written in Reverse by JMenace reviews
Once the possibility of chakra migrating through time and space has been accepted, the soul is only a lunging step away. Two legendary lovers escape to the past in order to save themselves, each other, and maybe the world- if there's time. A story of transmigration, yandere tendencies, and far more spiritual incest than Naruto ever signed up for. (Time Travel) (Naru/fem!Sasu) (AU)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 68,653 - Reviews: 1195 - Favs: 4,315 - Follows: 4,471 - Updated: 7/1/2018 - Published: 11/12/2014 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.]
The Darkness Within:The Rewrite by Kurinoone reviews
A rewrite of the first part in my Dark Prince Trilogy. What if Wormtail hadn't told Lord Voldemort the Potters hideout. What if he took Harry straight to him instead? Book One of the Dark Prince Trilogy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 56 - Words: 354,924 - Reviews: 2580 - Favs: 3,140 - Follows: 3,078 - Updated: 4/19/2018 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort
The Well Groomed Mind by Lady Khali reviews
On Halloween 1994, Harry learns his mind isn't his own. On Samhain morn, he vows to question everything. Armed with logic and an unlikely ally, Harry makes a last ditch bid to reclaim his life. The goal: survive at all costs.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 193,050 - Reviews: 4175 - Favs: 9,419 - Follows: 10,491 - Updated: 12/30/2017 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Harry P.
Pain, Hunger, and Betrayal by Tyrannitor reviews
The Shinigami was satisfied by the bloodbath called the Fourth Shinobi World War. He reaped the souls of over 80,000 ninjas and countless civilians... Then why does he send one of them back in time? (Time-travel done RIGHT; read the first chapter to be convinced. Full summary inside. Features Fūinjutsu!Naruto. Will be EPIC in length. NO HAREM.) "Err... why do you smell like fish?"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 284,715 - Reviews: 2432 - Favs: 3,619 - Follows: 4,073 - Updated: 11/30/2017 - Published: 9/20/2015 - [Naruto U., Mei T., Anko M.] Shinigami
Kusari no Naruto by Digitize27 reviews
Some monsters are born, others are created, some redeem themselves, others have to be redeemed; but the worst monsters are those that were never monsters to begin with. A child's mind is a fragile thing; it will only take so much. The question is, what does it take to put back together?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 164,432 - Reviews: 1500 - Favs: 2,958 - Follows: 2,745 - Updated: 10/21/2017 - Published: 7/1/2014 - Naruto U., Haku - Complete
Legacy of Uzushiogakure by Marquis Black reviews
The 2nd Shinobi World War left Uzu destroyed out of fear. Its inhabitants were left slaughtered or scattered. However, what if the members of Uzushio's famed Uzumaki weren't as scattered as people thought? What would it mean for one Uzumaki Naruto?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 275,330 - Reviews: 2423 - Favs: 6,012 - Follows: 6,397 - Updated: 8/11/2017 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Naruto U.
Walking Backwards on a Tightrope by Lithos Maitreya reviews
...is actually a fairly common trick in the circus. It's also the closest equivalent to going backwards in time. So why should only one person go back in time if anyone who knows how can do it? It's just like walking backwards on a tightrope. And more than one person in a war-torn world of Ninja wants to change things. To fix things. Time travel fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 48 - Words: 160,296 - Reviews: 2771 - Favs: 4,519 - Follows: 5,293 - Updated: 7/14/2017 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Shikamaru N., Shino A.
Harry Potter and the Riders of the Apocalypse by HunterBerserkerWolf reviews
At a young age, Harry becomes Death of the Apocalypse. Now he must find the other Riders while keeping his identity a secret while still attending Hogwarts. Features an independent Ravenclaw Harry, no Golden Trio, and an attempt to not bash characters. Book Two finished.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 57 - Words: 321,994 - Reviews: 1566 - Favs: 4,186 - Follows: 4,529 - Updated: 7/4/2017 - Published: 7/16/2014 - [Harry P., Susan B.] Hannah A.
What Would Broz Do? A Harry & Ron Series of Events by vlad the inhaler reviews
A collection of related one-shots spanning Hogwarts, where Hermione never has her Halloween epiphany and so the trio never forms, leaving Harry & Ron to bro their way through Hogwarts, forced to learn for themselves what they need to know.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,363 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 5/23/2017 - Published: 4/2/2017 - Harry P., Ron W.
A Deal with Death by AnEternalNight reviews
After the Deathly Hallows, everyone Harry held dear has perished. Now alone, he is determined to try again to get it all right, even if it means finally taking up the post of Master of Death. Don't like don't read. AU & TimeTravel smart!Harry OP!Harry, changes though, you'll understand if you read it
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 55,213 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 552 - Updated: 4/12/2017 - Published: 10/15/2016 - Harry P., Voldemort
Just Another Orphan by ValwithV reviews
Neville is the Boy-Who-Lived, Harry Potter just another orphan. Without the scar on his forehead Harry is free to choose his own path. His Slytherin sorting is only the first surprise to his parents' old friends. Darkish themes. Dark!Harry. Rating could go up to M later.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,405 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 876 - Follows: 1,300 - Updated: 11/30/2016 - Published: 7/5/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort, Neville L.
Sage by Digitize27 reviews
When Naruto is given a gift considered legendary even in a world where walking on water is a daily occurrence for some, will it lead him on a path towards peace or will the consequences of said gift leave a hole in his heart too large to fill?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 93 - Words: 511,296 - Reviews: 7342 - Favs: 9,663 - Follows: 6,928 - Updated: 11/13/2016 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Naruto U., Fū, OC - Complete
The Very Best by BrilliantLady reviews
They told Harry that magic was real, but had limits. He saw no reason why that had to be so. Why should you only be able to break some laws of nature and physics? He wanted a pet Pikachu – but that was just the beginning. Powerful!Harry, Super!Harry, magical theory, Harry/Luna. Serious fic with a large serving of silliness & fun. Complete.
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,174 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 3,744 - Follows: 1,953 - Updated: 8/18/2016 - Published: 6/30/2016 - Pikachu, Harry P., Sirius B., Luna L. - Complete
Whiskey Time Travel by Sapper One reviews
When Unspeakable Harry Potter wakes up in 1976, he determines he's either A: In the past. Or B: In a mental hospital. At least the firewhiskey still tastes the same. Waiting tables at the Three Broomsticks, drunken death eater bar fights, annoying an attractive but pushy auror, and avoiding his mother's crush on him is just another day in the life of Harry Potter, 1976
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,153 - Reviews: 1223 - Favs: 7,335 - Follows: 9,010 - Updated: 8/11/2016 - Published: 5/7/2015 - Harry P., Amelia B., Rosmerta, Nicolas F.
Genius Sensei by AlexDnD reviews
What if Kakashi had recovered from his deep depression? What if he turned out to be a true genius as a sensei? Watch as team 7 develops into a truly capable shinobi team!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 72 - Words: 331,494 - Reviews: 2572 - Favs: 3,543 - Follows: 3,120 - Updated: 6/22/2016 - Published: 2/9/2014 - Kakashi H., Team Seven
Zayden Blaze by Lmb111514 reviews
500 years ago, Percy Jackson was accused of aiding Gaea in the Second Titan War. As consequence of that, he was killed to show people what happens when you betray the gods. But the gods learned that they were wrong as Chaos came after Percy's death and informed them of his innocence. But actually, Percy's alive with Chaos. War's here and a disguised Percy comes to help, who'll win?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 104,864 - Reviews: 1637 - Favs: 2,921 - Follows: 3,253 - Updated: 6/13/2016 - Published: 7/4/2012 - [Percy J., Artemis]
Aunt Marge's Even Bigger Mistake by FloreatCastellum reviews
Ginny persuades Harry to attend Dudley's wedding. Unfortunately, both of them forgot that Aunt Marge would also be attending. Winner of Mugglenet's Quicksilver Quill Awards 2016, Best General (One-shot).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,875 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 1,025 - Follows: 227 - Published: 6/5/2016 - Harry P., Ginny W., Vernon D., Marge D. - Complete
Twins: A Different Life by Jessiikaa15 reviews
When Voldemort attacked he didn't kill Lily and James. When he met his downfall they mistook Harry's twin as the GWL, they send their son away to the Dursleys but he doesn't quite make it in to the Dursley's loving care. Harry will take Hogwarts and his 'family' by storm and by the time the 'light' realize their mistake it will be too late for them to fix. OOC!Dark!Powerful!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 266,203 - Reviews: 4320 - Favs: 9,401 - Follows: 10,183 - Updated: 3/22/2016 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L., Voldemort
Not After The Pervert, Please by Madrigal-in-training reviews
Sasuke and Naruto discuss potential names for their soon-to-be-born child. "Look, I'm not saying that he was a bad godfather, but do we really want to name our son after the author of Kakashi-sensei's favorite books?" fem!Naruto SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,838 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 1,649 - Follows: 558 - Published: 3/8/2016 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruko U. - Complete
Magicks of the Arcane by Eilyfe reviews
Sometimes, all it takes to rise to greatness is a helping hand and the incentive to survive. Thrust between giants Harry has no choice but become one himself if he wants to keep on breathing. He might've found a way, but life's never that easy. Clock's ticking, Harry. Learn fast now.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 285,866 - Reviews: 2106 - Favs: 6,188 - Follows: 5,336 - Updated: 1/28/2016 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Bolt Fashion by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Harry Potter knows that money can give you power and influence. He has learned that from a young age on, seeing how his relatives get away with many things. And others having way much more than you do can be a problem. Thus he starts his path to cause a small revolution in its own right. No matter if Dumbledore doesn't like it. Two-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,496 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 3,213 - Follows: 1,314 - Updated: 12/27/2015 - Published: 12/26/2015 - Harry P., Sirius B., Albus D. - Complete
Harry Runs Into An Old Muggle Classmate by LumosSword134 reviews
One-Shot. Harry runs into a an old Muggle classmate from primary school while out in London with Ginny, Ron, and Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,378 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 845 - Follows: 210 - Published: 10/24/2015 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Elemental Changes by Peeves' best friend reviews
Who is Harry Potter? A son, a brother, a good guy? No. A nephew, a friend, a hero ? Somewhat. Destined for greatness? Yes. A prick? Oh, absolutely. (Updated less often than once per month. Read at own risk. Author already aware of the problems of first year(s). Questions in disclaimers and ANs of chapters 1-40 do not need to be answered anymore.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 154,443 - Reviews: 2448 - Favs: 4,821 - Follows: 5,208 - Updated: 8/1/2015 - Published: 2/23/2012 - [Harry P., OC] Albus D.
Little Guy by Clell65619 reviews
What if Lilly was a little more prepared to escape if Voldemort came calling. She knew that the Floo and Portkeys could be disabled, what if she had found a back door? Just a silly little story of a somewhat different Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,715 - Reviews: 1018 - Favs: 2,761 - Follows: 1,420 - Updated: 7/9/2015 - Published: 4/15/2015 - Complete
Uncle Harry by R-dude reviews
It is time for the Potters to visit the Dursley family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,926 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 1,704 - Follows: 547 - Published: 4/14/2015 - Harry P., Daphne G., Dudley D. - Complete
The Greatest Infiltration Ever by Duesal Bladesinger reviews
Who would've thought that paper-thin disguises would be that effective? One-shot. Dedicated to Igornerd because of a lost bet.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,062 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 155 - Published: 4/13/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A New Place To Stay by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
Harry is called up to Dumbledore's office at the end of his fourth year and told he is to go and live with Severus Snape. Severus does what no one else bothered to do― he takes care of Harry. Watch as Harry flourishes to all that he was meant to be: A Slytherin with a heart of a lion. No slash. Will Harry be able to beat Voldemort and save the people he loves? Read and find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 79 - Words: 359,386 - Reviews: 7327 - Favs: 8,474 - Follows: 5,853 - Updated: 4/11/2015 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Death's Son by Little.Miss.Xanda reviews
He was lying in the mud dying, the world was already dead. Voldemort must be in his grave laughing, he had been right all along and now it was to late to do anything about it. Death didn't quite agree with that and now Death's son was going to make the muggles pay for everything they had done. This story will contain slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,391 - Reviews: 1846 - Favs: 5,935 - Follows: 6,833 - Updated: 3/9/2015 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Time to Put Your Galleons Where Your Mouth Is by Tsume Yuki reviews
Harry had never been able to comprehend a sibling relationship before, but he always thought he'd be great at it. Until, as Master of Death, he's reborn one Turais Rigel Black, older brother to Sirius and Regulus. (Rebirth/time travel and Master of Death Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,303 - Reviews: 2960 - Favs: 18,244 - Follows: 6,949 - Updated: 1/14/2015 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Regulus B., Walburga B. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Boy Who Lived by The Santi reviews
Harry Potter loves, and is loved by, his parents, his godfather, and his brother. He isn’t mistreated, abused, or neglected. So why is he a Dark Wizard? NonBWL!Harry. Not your typical Harry’s brother is the Boy Who Lived story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 147,796 - Reviews: 4603 - Favs: 11,676 - Follows: 11,873 - Updated: 1/3/2015 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Harry P.
Etymology by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU, post-Kakashi Gaiden, pre-Naruto, TWO-SHOT. A very young Naruto exploits a loophole and makes a flawed assumption. His mother is dismayed. His father thinks its hysterical. Read, review, and enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,910 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 1,124 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Wrinkle in Time by rightforlife reviews
The Fourth Shinobi War ended in disaster. They won, but at a price too great to bear. Given a second chance, what exactly can Konoha's three most powerful men do? Time travel, old enemies, and old friends that all leads to a new future.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 124,335 - Reviews: 2618 - Favs: 9,433 - Follows: 9,671 - Updated: 12/11/2014 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Naruto U., Lee R., Shikamaru N.
The One He Feared by Taure reviews
Post-HBP, DH divergence. Albus Dumbledore left Harry more than just a snitch. Armed with 63 years of memories, can Harry take charge of the war? No bashing, canon compliant tone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 41,772 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 1,961 - Follows: 2,120 - Updated: 10/25/2014 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D.
Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619 reviews
When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,472 - Reviews: 1402 - Favs: 7,895 - Follows: 3,117 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Complete
Forging the Sword by Myst Shadow reviews
::Year 2 Divergence:: What does it take, to reshape a child? And if reshaped, what then is formed? Down in the Chamber, a choice is made. (Harry's Gryffindor traits were always so much scarier than other peoples'.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 152,578 - Reviews: 3211 - Favs: 8,513 - Follows: 10,126 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Harry Potter, the Geek by Andrius reviews
The summer before his fifth year, Harry obtains a computer and an internet connection. Two months later, he emerges a changed person, for what has been seen cannot be unseen. AU with the whole Harry Potter timeline moved forward to the modern day. References to internet memes, video games, anime, etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 65,269 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 2,772 - Follows: 1,470 - Updated: 6/7/2014 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Public Safety by Yunaine reviews
Harry fails to draw his wand quicker than Dudley manages to punch him. Harry is kicked out of the house and travels to the magical world where he's confronted with the steady destruction of his reputation. The public should have realised Harry never stands idle when faced with injustice. - Set after fourth year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,746 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 3,425 - Follows: 1,035 - Published: 5/29/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Weary Wizard by Yunaine reviews
When a few inappropriate questions derail the meeting at the Hog's Head, Harry lets the situation play out. Eventually, he refuses to commit his free time to teach a bunch of easily distracted fools. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,450 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 7,919 - Follows: 2,143 - Published: 4/26/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Unnatural Prodigy by savethetub reviews
Minato knew the harsh life that Jinchuuriki must endure. After sealing the Kyuubi into Naruto, he made a change to the seal that gave Naruto all of his and Kushina's talents and abilities so he could defend himself from the cruel hard world. How will the world be affected when Naruto has the skills of two Kage level ninja? The first chapter is kinda dark after that its brighter.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 83,816 - Reviews: 1046 - Favs: 3,955 - Follows: 4,286 - Updated: 2/3/2014 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Honestly, Harry! by AvalonianDream reviews
Harry and Hermione exploit various aspects of magic as defined in fanfiction to achieve tremendous succes in stupidly easy ways.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,804 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 1,457 - Follows: 1,212 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 12/5/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Sandy Roads of Ichikazo by Eilyfe reviews
Their village forgot them. Now, two years later, Ino finds the lost Team Seven on accident. They're not what she expected though. [Oneshot, AU]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 226 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
Goal-Oriented by Emerald Ashes reviews
After defeating his evil older brother, Sasuke decides to return to Konoha and rebuild his clan...Why is everyone being so difficult about this? In which Sasuke completely missed the plot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,837 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 1,164 - Follows: 423 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Dark Lord Syndicate by Yunaine reviews
Taking over the world is a career like any other. He could live with the bad hours, the lousy pay, the non-existent healthcare, the incompetent colleagues, and every other hurdle that came along. If only his boss didn't thwart his every attempt ... - Set at the very beginning; Parody
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 197 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Insane Asylum Escapees by RuneWitchSakura reviews
This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 1465 - Favs: 3,980 - Follows: 3,057 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Harry P.
A Sage Among Wizards by Kythorian reviews
An old and dying Naruto throws his soul forward through time in order to prevent the Juubi's escape upon his death. His soul merges with that of 15 month old Harry Potter in the moment the Killing Curse is reflected. Super!Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,226 - Reviews: 3334 - Favs: 5,789 - Follows: 6,517 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Harry P.
A Cunning Slytherin by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Daphne Greengrass enacts a cunning plan to deal with her housemates' silly objections to her decision to date Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,356 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 2,696 - Follows: 1,108 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Daphne G., Harry P. - Complete
A Jaunt Through Time by Nia River reviews
COMPLETE. The odds of temporal displacement were tiny, too infinitesimal to count, and yet… The Harry Potter luck striking again, he supposed. So now there's an older, wiser, more mature Harry (well, the older part's true at least) stuck in the past. And he's determined that if he's going to change things, he'll have some fun doing it. (OR: Time travel minus angst equals this.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,630 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 2,524 - Follows: 724 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Connection Reversed by hermyd reviews
"Clear your mind!" wasn't actually the best advice. Harry is fed up and takes things into his own hands and discovers a way to end the war on his own terms. No one was expecting this of the Gryffindor Golden Boy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,495 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 6,448 - Follows: 1,797 - Published: 3/24/2013 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Round Two: A Naruto Time-Travel Story by Corruptmonk reviews
Time-Travel Story. Naruto died in the Fourth Shinobi War. Kami granted him a boon, returned him to his body with his and Kurama's memories of the future intact. This time, Naruto vowed to do things differently. Powerful Naruto, Powerful Team 7, No Bashing, Not Yaoi, No ships as of yet. Slight AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 49,125 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 2,948 - Follows: 3,026 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Naruto U., Team Seven
Hiding in Plain Sight by Clell65619 reviews
The summer prior to 6th year Harry deals with Tom in a decisive, if accidental manner. That summer Harry gets a girl friend in Susan Bones, and sets about some self improvement. It is after this change to himself he discovers something a bit disturbing about the Wizarding World, something that Hermione Granger is determined to use to her advantage.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 4,191 - Follows: 1,224 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Rewritten by Jasticus reviews
The Fourth Great Shinobi War is all but lost. A tip from the Tsuchikage causes a team to travel to Uzushiogakure to find out more. Not knowing what to expect, they come across a seal, but it's one that requires a bijuu to power it. Naruto gets an opportunity to go back and re-write the past in hopes of giving everyone a different future. -COMPLETE-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 126,799 - Reviews: 2052 - Favs: 8,121 - Follows: 4,550 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Naruto U., Mikoto U. - Complete
Allure Immune Harry by Racke reviews
Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,628 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 9,207 - Follows: 2,610 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Tournament Woes by Bobmin356 reviews
Another repost. This was our first attempt to take the tournament in a new direction.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,807 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 1,103 - Follows: 291 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Aberforth D., Albus D. - Complete
Vulpine by Saphroneth reviews
Not entirely serious story. So, performing a summoning technique without a contract lands you with your most appropriate summon? Naruto sees someone summoning while still in the academy, and gives it a go.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 97,478 - Reviews: 694 - Favs: 4,367 - Follows: 2,179 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Man of Iron, Father of Gold by Lunabell Marauder Knyte reviews
Tony's in London on a business meeting and escapes for a little while.On his walk he runs into an orphan...he should walk away,he shouldn't care,he wasn't up for this...but when you tell one Tony Stark that he can't do something, he does it anyway to prove you wrong.Besides...how can he say no to those woefully sad eyes that don't belong on a six year old. Deaged Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 49,219 - Reviews: 1753 - Favs: 7,703 - Follows: 4,322 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Dark and Light by Pleasedial123 reviews
He was a genius. He could paint, play music, talk to snakes, control fire. He was more powerful and intelligent then any knew. He had strong 'friends'. The problem was, he had few emotions. Dark Harry. I Do Not Own Harry Potter. -Slash-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 53 - Words: 102,267 - Reviews: 3216 - Favs: 9,536 - Follows: 5,307 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Lily's Changes by arekay reviews
When Harry is killed by Voldemort in book 7 he wakes up at Kings Cross Station and meets Lily instead of Dumbledore, and she's really angry with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 86,841 - Reviews: 2737 - Favs: 8,376 - Follows: 4,193 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Triwizard Tales by Clell65619 reviews
- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,772 - Reviews: 1531 - Favs: 6,799 - Follows: 2,539 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Damaged by Pleasedial123 reviews
At the moment he saw the depth of human cruelty he lost his love for Konoha. He smiled for them, laughed for them, loved them...but they hated him, tortured him, broke him. Dark Naruto. I Do Not Own Naruto. -Slash-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 62,421 - Reviews: 1239 - Favs: 3,792 - Follows: 1,924 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Calculation by fringeperson reviews
Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,141 - Reviews: 1306 - Favs: 13,658 - Follows: 3,564 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
A Seemingly Simple Game by Sarah1281 reviews
Faced with nothing better to do, the Trio break out Monopoly. Complicated by the fact that Ron's never played before and this IS Hogwarts, the game somehow becomes rife with outrageous corruption, lousy service, and jail time for minor traffic violations
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,735 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 2,165 - Follows: 675 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Naruto Emiya by Saphroneth reviews
Kakashi forgot to read the latest in the files on his team. Had he done so, he might have noticed that Naruto had lived through an extra decade of experience in the last week, gaining the abilities of someone from another world. Pretty much pure crack.
Crossover - Naruto & Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,643 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 1,234 - Follows: 827 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Naruto U.
War of Words by fringeperson reviews
oneshot complete don't own. Hermione and Harry, having come from non-magical backgrounds, are very aware of all of the many and varied non-magical insults a person can use. Malfoy, having been raised a pureblood, seems to know very few by comparison.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 2,633 - Follows: 561 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Escalation by Bobmin356 reviews
Ignore the Muggle world at your peril! Albus Dumbledore learns a hard lesson
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 2,575 - Follows: 593 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
No Hurry At All by RobSt reviews
Remus was so shocked at seeing Sirius fall through the veil that Harry had raced past him before the boy's intentions even registered with the werewolf. Screaming "Sirius!" Harry followed his godfather into the veil before anyone could stop him. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,691 - Reviews: 4227 - Favs: 10,145 - Follows: 4,988 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 2/18/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Tête à tête With Tom by knuckz reviews
It's easy to cheat on tests when you have a very knowledgeable Dark Lord only a mind's connection away. Oneshot. Winner of the 2011 DLP April Humor Competition!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 1,266 - Follows: 359 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Means to an End by DarthMittens reviews
What happens when there's a party in the Gryffindor common room and Harry accidentally drinks a truth serum developed by the Weasley twins? Weasley-bashing galore. One-shot. A touch of crude language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,909 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 1,837 - Follows: 468 - Published: 4/27/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Glaring Problems by dogbertcarroll reviews
Naruto gets fed up at all the people glaring at him all the time and uses Shadow Clones to let them see what it feels like. What does this have to do with Overloli Hanabi and The Orange? Read and find out.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,351 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 3,095 - Follows: 2,705 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Naruto U.
His Own Man by Crunchysunrises reviews
In the station between Life and Death Harry makes a different choice. Now he is eleven again, nothing is going the same as before, and people are starting to ask questions, especially the Malfoys, the Hogwarts professors and, most worryingly, Mad-Eye Moody. Harry is beginning to suspect that he might not be up to this Master of Death business and everything that goes along with it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 147,481 - Reviews: 5555 - Favs: 14,146 - Follows: 15,595 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Harry P.
Gryffindors Never Die by ChipmonkOnSpeed reviews
Harry and Ron, both 58 and both alcoholics, are sent back to their 4th year and given a chance to do everything again. Will they be able to do it right this time? Or will history repeat itself? Canon to Epilogue, then not so much... (Reworked)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,394 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 3,446 - Follows: 1,038 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Harry Potter Hit Wizard by DobbyElfLord reviews
One-shot sequel to Harry Potter - Mercenary Two years have passed and now Harry is back for a bit of revenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,539 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 3,651 - Follows: 909 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Unconventional Harry by kb0 reviews
When his name comes out of the Goblet of Fire, Harry decides to stop "rolling over" and "just taking it." He has "Marauder godfathers" and decides to have them help him strike back. A one-shot. H/G eventually
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,781 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 2,007 - Follows: 517 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Board by Clell65619 reviews
Following the fall of Voldemort, the Hogwarts Board of Governors meet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,312 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 2,150 - Follows: 509 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Complete
Best Mates by chem prof reviews
A humorous one-shot in which Hermione challenges Ron as to which one of them is truly Harry's Best Mate.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,656 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 3,925 - Follows: 826 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Truth or Dare? by TheFatalIllusion reviews
When unusual circumstances leave the Dark Lord, Lucius and Draco Malfoy, Severus Snape, Ron, Hermione, Ginny and finally Harry Potter trapped together, unable to use their magic, what will happen when Harry suggests the innocent game of Truth or Dare?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 85,819 - Reviews: 1006 - Favs: 3,004 - Follows: 1,005 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Thief of Hogwarts by bluminous8 reviews
Summary: AU Young Harry learns to steal as he is fed up from his deprivation of his wants and needs by his guardians. A Thief is born in Privet Drive.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 105,046 - Reviews: 4007 - Favs: 10,602 - Follows: 9,835 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P.
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 9413 - Favs: 24,146 - Follows: 9,596 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
World Enough and Time by salty-sarah reviews
On the night four names are drawn from the Goblet of Fire instead of three, Viktor Krum spies the figure of young Harry Potter and makes a decision that will rock the entire wizarding world. Canon till the Tournament. Viktor/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,238 - Reviews: 1151 - Favs: 7,123 - Follows: 2,260 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Viktor K., Harry P. - Complete
The Butterfly's Wings by DisobedienceWriter reviews
On the day the Kyuubi rampages, the Fourth Hokage uses a different technique. One day in his life had he lived to see his son grow; to see his village flourish. Minato-as-Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,345 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 1,083 - Follows: 286 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Minato N. - Complete
Hedwig and the Goblet of Fire by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry uses Hedwig to test the restrictions on the Goblet of Fire. Obviously, they're not good enough to stop the smartest owl in Britain!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 4,147 - Follows: 1,021 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Harry P., Parvati P. - Complete
RuneMaster by Tigerman reviews
In third year, Harry decided to quit Divination, following Hermione. Having to take a substitute course, he end up choosing Ancient Runes and find himself to be quite gifted. Smart Harry. Slightly manipulative. Rated M for later subjects and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 144,241 - Reviews: 3815 - Favs: 15,827 - Follows: 6,621 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 14437 - Favs: 21,975 - Follows: 8,834 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
His Inspiration by Bil reviews
A Transfiguration essay is a strange place for a revelation but then Harry's never been particularly normal. HPHG. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,552 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 1,381 - Follows: 238 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
That's It? by Sarah1281 reviews
Madara tracks down Naruto find out the answer to a very important question: Just how is he so persuasive? Initially reluctant, Naruto agrees if Madara explains his own powers of persuasion. Needless to say, the explanations just make them more confused.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 1,065 - Follows: 240 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Naruto U., Madara U. - Complete
Madara Wants to do WHAT to the Moon? by Sarah1281 reviews
After the summit, Gaara finds Naruto and explains to him what Madara's current 'Master Plan' is. Needless to say, Naruto is not impressed and his faith in Madara's sanity takes a huge nosedive. "He either didn't think this through or he's lying to us."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 1,702 - Follows: 350 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Oh, Did You Have a Sob Story Too, Sasuke? by Sarah1281 reviews
Naruto is hurt that Sasuke didn't tell him about Itachi...or did he? Sasuke insists he talks about it all the time but Naruto hears too many sob stories to keep them all straight, Itachi tries to catch up with Sasuke and Kisame just wants to kill someone.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 2,209 - Follows: 420 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Desk by opalish reviews
Crack oneshot. Malcolm Baddock fails at office warfare, and Harry teaches his desk to speak.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 1,459 - Follows: 230 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 1262 - Favs: 8,305 - Follows: 1,995 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Mage Harry by kb0 reviews
Summer before 6th year, an accident unlocks Harry's secret power: He's a Mage with the power of Merlin. Watch Harry deal with it and take control of his life. Independent Harry. H/G
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 52,499 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 2,007 - Follows: 705 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Timely Errors by Worfe reviews
Harry Potter never had much luck, being sent to his parents’ past should have been expected. 'Complete' Time travel fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 130,020 - Reviews: 2226 - Favs: 10,299 - Follows: 3,014 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Why? by Pleasedial123 reviews
He didn’t worry about the hands cutting off his circulation or the feeling of the nearness of death. He stood there, on the cusp of his demise...His parents weren’t even looking at him. I Do Not Own Harry Potter. Twin BWL Fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,464 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 939 - Follows: 218 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Cheater, Cheater by greenconverses reviews
In which Percy joins the Goode High School swim team, Annabeth continues to not make things easy for him, and underwater kissing is involved. Again. Post-TLO, Percy/Annabeth fluff.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,137 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 1,901 - Follows: 310 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
The Potter Family Grimoire by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Harry Potter has an unprecedented amount of freedom the summer before his Third Year. He stumbles into an odd shop in Diagon Alley that will change his life forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,722 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 5,415 - Follows: 1,387 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 807 - Favs: 6,831 - Follows: 1,424 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Chandelier by Artemis Day reviews
Harry Potter, Alan Granger immediately decided, was probably the worst sort of son-in-law imaginable. Based on a true story. HHR.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 1,593 - Follows: 295 - Published: 3/15/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Curse of Fate by Mistress Nika reviews
Immortal Harry, after watching friends and family die over thousands of years, only wants to join his loved ones in death. Believing he's found a way, he sends himself back into the body of his infant self, vowing to change his fate. Dark Lord Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 168,398 - Reviews: 3611 - Favs: 7,323 - Follows: 6,619 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 12/15/2005 - [Harry P., Lucius M.]
No Thank You by Sarah1281 reviews
What if the Dursley family had taken the more practical route of treating Harry kindly in order to keep him away from magic? What if it worked? What if he wants nothing to do with the wizarding world and Dumbledore has to solve his own problems for once?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,608 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 2,126 - Follows: 483 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Tipsy Time Travel Tale by Yunaine reviews
Harry gets dragged back in time to change the future. He has no intention of taking anything lying down again and decides to have some fun. - Set during all Hogwarts school years; Harry/Luna; Parody
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,217 - Reviews: 914 - Favs: 3,082 - Follows: 3,492 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 10/14/2008 - [Harry P., Luna L.]
The Real Us by Seel'vor reviews
Everyone "knows" what happened during Harry's seven years at Hogwarts... right? Er... no. Find out the truth about Harry and Hermione. H/Hr Rating for language and mild sexual situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 157,527 - Reviews: 1194 - Favs: 6,100 - Follows: 1,643 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Cheaters Prosper by drakensis reviews
What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 6,003 - Follows: 1,766 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Harry Potter Mercenary by DobbyElfLord reviews
Harry Potter is sent to prision for a crime he did commit. Now they need their hero back but he's lost all interest in saving them. They threw him away and now its going to cost them. Note rating! One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,402 - Reviews: 908 - Favs: 8,046 - Follows: 2,030 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Greatest Minister of Magic by BajaB reviews
“...take the steps I have suggested, and you will be remembered, in office or out, as one of the bravest and greatest Ministers of Magic we have ever known.” - Albus Dumbledore – Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 1,661 - Follows: 418 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Complete
Too Late to Correct Your Mistake by Corwalch reviews
This is my take on the highly cliched Harry has a twin who is mistakenly declared the BWL and Harry subsequently is ignored by his parents until the truth comes out. Right now this is a one shot though that may change. Rated T just to be on the safe side.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,427 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 4,030 - Follows: 1,569 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Harry P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Do You Remember Love by DigiFruit reviews
Naruto dies and then wakes up as a twelve-year-old genin. He discovers that the shadow clone technique duplicates his soul each time he uses it, and he is cursed to relive the tragedy that is his life over and over again for every soul he had duplicated.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,145 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 3,729 - Follows: 821 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Anatomy of a Bromance by Wilhelmina Willoughby reviews
James and Sirius. "Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly?" An inside look at one of the closest friendships the world will know.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,636 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 2,016 - Follows: 155 - Published: 8/11/2008 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Wendell That Wasn't by opalish reviews
The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 3,189 - Follows: 414 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Insidious Inquisitor by Yunaine reviews
Harry Potter is dosed with Veritaserum by Dolores Umbridge. Afterwards his entire world is turned upside down. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Susan/Hannah
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,850 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 4,632 - Follows: 1,295 - Published: 7/12/2008 - [Harry P., Susan B., Hannah A.] - Complete
Ruthless Revenge by Yunaine reviews
Harry overhears Ginny plotting to force him in a situation that he has to marry her. Instead of going to useless teachers Harry decides to do some plotting of his own... - Set during seventh year; Harry/Daphne
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,933 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 5,461 - Follows: 1,545 - Published: 7/8/2008 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Parseltongue Prejudice by Yunaine reviews
After talking to Malfoy's summoned snake, Harry finds out that the Wizarding World might be even worse then the Dursleys had ever been. - Set during second year; Harry/Hannah
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,731 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 1,583 - Follows: 480 - Published: 6/25/2008 - [Harry P., Hannah A.] - Complete
A Hero by Celebony reviews
Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,108 - Reviews: 1449 - Favs: 8,255 - Follows: 1,224 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1682 - Favs: 7,755 - Follows: 979 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
Two Weeks in the Alley by BajaB reviews
13 years old, a vault full of gold, and two unsupervised weeks in Diagon Alley – What’s a boy to do? Summer before PoA AU, some adult themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,075 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 3,212 - Follows: 816 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Twenty Times Uzumaki Naruto Didn't Die by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Over time, Naruto learns what it means to be Jinchuuriki. Final in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,849 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 3,462 - Follows: 772 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Almost a Squib by BajaB reviews
What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,899 - Reviews: 1146 - Favs: 4,418 - Follows: 1,070 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Night The House of Cards Was Built by drakensis reviews
Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,143 - Reviews: 1478 - Favs: 7,530 - Follows: 4,537 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Anko M., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Icha Icha Fantasy by DigiFruit reviews
Naruto, fed up with all of Jiraiya’s research, tries to figure out what the big deal is by writing his own book. And Sakura slowly falls in love after reading it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,087 - Reviews: 798 - Favs: 3,077 - Follows: 672 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Harry Potter's Life Lessons by DisobedienceWriter reviews
AU of Year One. The Dursleys have done one good thing for Harry Potter’s continued safety: their neglect has made him suspicious, sneaky, and cruel. A brief explanation of how things might have gone differently. Includes DH spoilers. Amoral!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,772 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 4,847 - Follows: 1,188 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Not Slytherin Enough by fruit17 reviews
Harry was sorted into Slytherin. Five years later, members of the Order of the Phoenix come to collect him from Privet Drive. The Boy Who Lived isn't quite who they expected. Warning: female Blaise.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,918 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 3,356 - Follows: 1,163 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
So Sue Me by lunakatrina reviews
My take on Harry's first year starting with him getting his letters. Add a lot of sarcasm, stir, and serve cold.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,383 - Reviews: 2377 - Favs: 4,533 - Follows: 3,840 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Harry P.
101 Pick Up Lines by purtyinpink71121 reviews
This is a collection of the 101 pick up lines and clever asking outs that James used on Lily... and of course her smartass responses.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,947 - Reviews: 1193 - Favs: 1,861 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 12/17/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Ground Hog Day by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry lives the same day over and over again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,464 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 2,435 - Follows: 703 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Acrophobia by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Unbeknownst to the general population of Konoha, Sasuke really didn’t like heights...something Naruto discovers as they travel on his giant frog.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 36 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Honestly, Headmaster by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry has to explain what happened last night to Headmaster Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 2,685 - Follows: 516 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Complete
Parallels by Bobmin356 reviews
Harry has won the war and lost everything he held near and dear. In desperation he gambles everything on a dimensional jump. HPHG Bad Weasleys good Dumbledore. Rated for language and implied sex
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 53,439 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 4,859 - Follows: 1,279 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Team Seven by FastForward reviews
Naruto is sitting in a bar with Team Seven, but why does everything seem wrong? Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 1,182 - Follows: 158 - Published: 9/8/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Freak Parade by The-Caitiff reviews
Starts as parody of the formula most independant!Harry stories follow. Overly friendly Goblins, Manipulative Dumbledore, a shopping trip, a will from Sirius etc... Then it gets weird.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,147 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 2,210 - Follows: 605 - Updated: 7/4/2006 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter And The Summer Of Change by lorddwar reviews
COMPLETE Edit in process. PostOOTP, Very Little of HBP. Harry returns to Privet Drive and Tonks helps him become the man and hero he must be to survive. HONKS. Action, Violence, Language and Sexual Situations
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 332,503 - Reviews: 2744 - Favs: 9,550 - Follows: 4,108 - Updated: 5/13/2006 - Published: 9/5/2005 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
A Little Homework by Ruskbyte reviews
It was an average day in the Gryffindor common room essays to write, tests to study for and juicy gossip to exchange. Then all Hell broke loose and started trying to eat the students...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,568 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 1,174 - Follows: 224 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Complete
The Chamber Strike by evansentranced reviews
Harry is sick of Umbridge and everyone pushing him around. Halfway through fifth year, he decides to Do Something about it. Warning: Contains nuts. And cults, falling sugar bowls, terrible handwriting, and beleaguered caretakers. Crack!fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,110 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 1,329 - Follows: 275 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Harry P., Argus F. - Complete
The Name's Malfoy by bluedevilgirlie reviews
It's the 10 year reunion at Hogwarts, and there's a surprise in store for everyone... Dramione Oneshot, R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 813 - Favs: 2,932 - Follows: 475 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Dudders' Adventure by BajaB reviews
Dudley Dursley never really hated Harry Potter, but he did want what was in his room... Dudley decides to investigate Harry's room, with unfortunate consequences. Short oneshot set after GoF.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,622 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 83 - Published: 1/23/2006 - Dudley D. - Complete
It Always Happens Under the Mistletoe by His Spectacles reviews
Ginny finally kisses Harry under the mistletoe! She’s ecstatic. Until Draco Malfoy intrudes and shows her the proper way to kiss Harry. My belatedChristmas 05 fic! HD SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 4,005 - Follows: 621 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Lily Potter and the Worst Holiday by bobsaqqara reviews
AU Sixteen years to the day after her first born son was murdered, Professor Lily Potter must deal with the arrival of six unknown people. Post OotP. Reedited and reposted
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,439 - Reviews: 1016 - Favs: 7,169 - Follows: 1,807 - Updated: 12/2/2005 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Lily Evans P., Harry P. - Complete
Potter's Revenge by Lady FoxFire reviews
short story Harry finally turns 17 and has now been granted his inherits.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 1,307 - Follows: 326 - Published: 11/2/2002 - Harry P., Vernon D. - Complete
Sorting Fred by Morrighan reviews
There are people who are easy to sort, and there are people who are more difficult. And then there's Fred Weasley... Well, how hard can it be to sort him?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 1,167 - Follows: 148 - Published: 3/16/2001 - Fred W., George W. - Complete