Hello, I'm WannabeHistorian604! Also known as ihateslash604! Here I decided to focus my Axis Powers Hetalia AU content, due to the other profile being already loaded.

For those who don't know my other account https://www.fanfiction.net/u/4064692/, here's an overview of my idea for an Axis Powers Hetalia AU from my profile:

Alternate Powers Hetalia/Alternate Powers Historio/Alternate Politika Historio/National Anthem/Nacia Himno/"Alt-talia"/"3P-talia"

Fandom: Hetalia

Not so sure on the titles; I like the sound of "National Anthem" the most as a title (or the Esperanto translation, "Nacia Himno", though to me "National Anthem" rolls off the tongue easier, this series is supposed to be international in nature) and the others do come across like word salad titles, but I'm just too proud of that lame pun on abbreviations (edit: Thought since there is a lot of discussion about dropping the APH label and using Hetalia World Stars or Hetalia Beautiful World instead, I may finally have an excuse to drop the lame puns if this gets settled). A bunch of stories chronicling the trials, tribulations, relationships, and lives of personified nations. A project I want to do in which I basically write stories starring the nation-people from Hetalia based on history and current events, but with a huge twist; I'll be giving the whole cast one giant overhaul. Think of this like an AU of the original, hence most of the potential titles including "Alternate". Some will get little change, but others will get huge alterations, may even be straight-up inverted, pets may be added or also altered, and their relationships will be reevaluated and also rebuilt to better reflect our world; no one will be overlooked! They will be rewritten to incorporate their culture and national psyche, role in the world stage, and issues facing them then and now, but also of course with the special ingredient of appropriate stereotypes for extra flavor (though some are already flavorful enough to be entertaining even when served plain). Even their appearances may also be changed, if not more heavily altered to truly bring home that this is an AU, making them real "3Ps". The goal of this fic will be to help understand and educate about history, geography, cultures, and complex current issues by using the lives of these personified nations to communicate these concepts through an evenhanded, nuanced perspective, or at least as much as possible. And also unlike classic Hetalia, this story will be unflinchingly dark. I won't hesitate to show how horrible and cruel history and humanity can be, and it will probably be the most cynical of my stories, or at least the closest to cynical I will get. This story features things I otherwise wouldn't have much patience for - characters who are almost never 100% good, and -gasp- blatant alterations of canon, but also a lack of need to pretend this is taking place in some alternate reality; I'm fine that they don't exist, they sort of exist in our world while also not existing. And while I will show some of humanity's darkest moments, I also want to show the best of humanity and history. Also, while most of my concepts are dramedies to an extent, this story will be a shining example of it even among those, with canon Hetalia-esque lighter moments also being spread throughout as palette-cleaners, as well as Polandball-like dark humor and satire (oh yeah, this will not be PC), kind of also as a demonstration of an idea of what Hetalia could have been if it went another extra mile. While I'm usually a huge stickler about canon, to me there's a "meta-canon" to Hetalia's - the story of history and current events, the stereotypes, complex politics, the social attitudes; our world. That's the true canon to me. And again, if you somehow got through my rant below, you'll know that I do forgive canon violation if there is a good reason for it. I'm not changing Himaurya's creation out of spite or for horrible comedy, or to write contrived, overly edgy/wangsty drama, it's because I want something to channel my love for these subjects into something, and to spread it to others and educate through the medium of a hopefully entertaining story while I do. I'll probably read the original comics, both out of respect for the source, and so I know what I should keep and what I should alter. This will be dedicated to the original, and how many people have gotten into this subject because of it. It's just using the concept to its fullest potential. Or at least the potential that I see.

While these were at first intended to be a bunch of self-contained stories, I found that I probably shouldn't type giant stories in one go (especially since I'm a huge perfectionist), so I'm not exactly sure what to do with these "arcs". My history teacher told me that history is like an overarching story; that is sort of true, and I will try to string together stories showing this as best as I can.

- Culture Clash

However, many of the lighter stories will be under the "Culture Clash" banner, which may become a spin-off. It will, as the name implies, focus on cultural differences and interesting/amusing cultural facts/stereotypes from around the world. They are generally characters just interacting and goofing around, like people, much like your average Hetalia skit - there are some ideas which straddle the line between the two, however (like ideas based around characters making first contact). There might even be a sub-series within a sub-series featuring America and Japan especially, since I've experienced both countries the most (though those two will probably be pretty common protagonists due to this, and their characters in general being perfect for these types of plots).

- Possible second project: My Stepbrother, My Enemy

A possible story I may do based on the Alternatehistory.com story "America's Stepbrother, America's Enemy. It's a story where America with his states is dropped into the setting of 1984, and they go to war, liberating all the countries as they do. The main character will of course be America, with major input from his states, and Canada and Mexico later on, but it will be kind of refreshing in that this story will be more black and white, with America and his states as the clear heroes, and in this way it's more like my other non Alt-talia projects. This story will generally be less morally ambiguous, and show the best side of America's personality, though I'll try my best to not make him a Marty-Stu. It will likely be a bunch of snippets like the original story.

- Evillious Chronicles x Alt-talia

Other titles: Seven Deadly Sins. Human AU. A bunch of stories based on the initial "sin" songs of the Seven Deadly Sins arcs of the Vocaloid Evillious Chronicles, loaded up with as many historical references as possible. They will generally take the songs themselves at face value, with some input from the novels and the songs that were released after them. These are actually the only fics I've written out already, and there are multiple drafts on my phone, though I'll release them after Alt-talia gains traction because I want more people to see it and possibly even make this into an entire fanon AU. These will be accompanied by UTAU covers of the songs by Hetaloids on a YouTube channel I will make (or my current one), or voices that fit the characters in the case of Nyos. Oh yeah, this fic will feature Nyos a lot, which I'm pretty sure I'm basically never using otherwise outside of prompts. Otherwise, this fic would be a total sausagefest, and incompatible with my dislike of yaoi. There will probably be two "batches" of these since I'm an indecisive idiot. Generally the characters will be cast by the country of origin (the sins seem to actually fit all of the characters I chose luckily enough, those some require more reaching than others). Though this would require me to alter the characters a bit (look at that, alterations of alterations!), I'll try to keep them as close to their Alt-talia counterparts as possible and bend the story more to the characters than the other way around.

- Alternate History series

Exactly what it says on the tin. A bunch of stories based on Alternate History scenarios I find. I already have a basic idea of the ones I might do the below. I don't know if My Stepbrother, My Enemy would count as one of these, but maybe it might. If I don't simply title the chapters after events and places, then they will be the ones in parenthesis:

World War I (Kaiserreich)

Yugoslavia (Comrades(?))

- Possible project: World War Z

I'm really not sure if I would do this, but I may do it if I somehow have the time. It will be based on World War Z, if I ever get around to reading the novel at all. It seems like the type of thing I would like, dark idealism. But if I do write it, it would basically be about the countries as they try to contain a zombie apocalypse. Likely will be a bunch of snippets to save time.

- Possible project: Hetalia Emblem

Crossover: Hetalia x Fire Emblem x World Flags

Hoo boy, I've got lots to say about this one! Strap in! Three-way crossover; starring the Hetalia characters with the "World Flags" (world-flags.org) character designs in a theoretical Turn Based Strategy JRPG with Fire Emblem gameplay. Came up with this idea after looking at the World Flags characters and thinking I wonder what the Hetalia characters would look like in these outfits. Then it just grew from there. I'm thinking if I ever write anything with this idea, it would be mainly Supports, since I'm better at writing characters than plot, though I will also write down gameplay stuff and maybe even plot stuff if I have any ideas. Also this is actually the only concept that, shockingly, I might be using the canon characterizations for. Mostly because Alt-talia characters inherently have extremely murky, complex relationships with really dark pasts, and World Flags does say that showing serious conflict between characters, making this political, and historic issues won't be appreciated; and while I did consider making them more Hetalia-like, but lightening Alt-talia relations could come off as insensitive in itself (not to mention there's some like North Korea who really are inherently dark as characters). Also the cast would be way more manageable that way (the last time a non-Heroes FE game had too many characters... things didn't go too well), though I won't throw out the possibility just yet (especially because I really, REALLY want to use Philippines here).

In terms of plot, here's what I've come up with for the "canon" version: This is a fantasy world based on old Japan with international elements. The world is kept in balance by eight chosen warriors, known as the Hachi no Dan/八ノ団/Group of Eight (or Nana no Dan/Group of Seven, as Ivan/伊幡, one of the members, went AWOL before the events of the story), who guard an orb each that keeps said world in balance. However, one day, the shrine guardian Herakles/兵羅榑守 notices something is amiss; it is this disturbance that leads to the G7 being separated and possibly the orbs being lost, and 5 of them lost and/or incapacitated. When Kiku/菊 regains consciousness, he has been, to his dismay, weakened (maybe?), but he sets out to make things right before it's too late, by his side the grandson of the legendary warrior Maximus/満久士武須... unfortunately, this also means he's stuck with the least competent member of the G7, and possibly part of the reason why they're in this situation, the lance-wielding, cowardly, but optimistic Feliciano/笛李慈亜乃 (?). However, Feliciano may prove to be a warrior with great potential worthy of his grandfather's name after all... Together, they set out to build an army and stop the dark force threatening their peaceful world.

...Yeah, not very Fire Emblem-like, and it's pretty cliche, but it's what I've got now. Especially since neither of our main characters exactly scream "FE Lord" (Kamamoto, the one Kiku is dressing as, kind of does though, at least in personality). I've also considering possibilities of things like Kiku also being a noob, but a competent noob (which would already break canon characterization a lot because Japan is treated as a grandpa in canon), or blending in elements from the World Flags characters (like the aforementioned Kiku being a competent noob, or maybe being less emotionally repressed; plus Kiku inevitably would probably have to be written a bit differently because SOMEONE has to lead this army while the others are unavailable, and Feli definitely ain't doing it, though maybe there's someone else who joins early on who helps a lot). But still, I like the idea at least. I might be able to make it a bit more FE-esque somehow (the orb thing kind of reminded me of the Archania Fire Emblem though. Also there would be no Manaketes, so that would also be a problem. Maybe the only Manaketes are unplayable?). Again, I'd probably be focusing on the supports mainly with some gameplay stuff, since I'm coming up completely blank for the rest of the plot; I don't know what the villains would be even, because it definitely can't be anyone in the World Flags roster. Even the above I'm reeeeaaaallly not sure on; maybe it's more of a Sacred Stones situation with the MacGuffins of this game? Once again, how competent and experienced is Kiku? What happened to the rest of the G7? And so on.

But in what I'm sure is a rarity for both Hetalia and FE, there will be barely any romance. There's of course my aversion to yaoi, but even between male and female characters, there will be absolutely no S supports. I want this to focus on platonic relationships more. Also, just because they act more like their canon counterparts doesn't mean their relationships are exactly the same; Feli and Ludwig are the biggest example probably, as the bonds would be a bit more evenly spread between the G7/8, though I would also emphasize some duos that are barely attention to in Hetalia if ever but are important/significant IRL, e.g. Ludwig and Francis, Feli and Herakles, Yong-Soo and Sadik, etc, and be making supports purely off of personality a lot of the time too. Also there will be Alt-talia/IRL references slipped in if it doesn't contradict anything and is benign enough. Also those with pretty much no character, a lot of their personality would probably be from Alt-talia if it doesn't contradict the little there is. Though if certain bad relations are referenced even in canon, they will probably be featured in supports too.

I also have, as I've mentioned, a lot of ideas for gameplay (kind of surprised myself, since I usually think of myself more as a story/characters person than a gameplay one, but I guess years of watching game reviews and looking at Super Smash Bros. movesets for character clues changed this. Not like thinking about this has much of a point since I have absolutely no idea how to make a Hetagame or to build a mod, especially for a 3DS game like Fire Emblem Fates Birthright which I'm pretty sure would be the best game to use in this setting... or even basic programming, really. Show me the most basic programming language and I'm lost (and I'm pretty sure special moves would, require, like, a really professional programmer, since that's all new animation, not to mention the character models which would have to be programmed from scratch, with characters stats all built individually from the ground up since forcing them into classes probably wouldn't work, though I could try). Especially in such short a time, since as of this writing the Olympics are less than a year away (please, please let these characters be relevant past the Olympics...).

Still, this is a really fun thought experiment. I wish I had more name recognition in this fandom, I'd love to see this spread as an AU lol, especially since Hetalia already has tons of those that make little sense.

Also, characters like Prussia, Romano, and others with no modern country, or at least none represented in World Flags, will inevitably become NPCs at most. Sorry, guys.

DISCLAIMER

I feel it's important to note, and this is very important: I AM NOT a historian. Hence the "wannabe" in my name. I'm covering so much, and while I try to research as much as possible, historians whose literal job it is to study this stuff and dedicate their lives to it can only afford to focus on one region or era at most, and I'm just some lady with literally no history credentials (my major is Social Work for crying out loud) who has a lot of other stuff to do and can't afford the time or money to read an entire book for just one chapter or arc, so I'm inevitably going to mess up. Sources on certain time periods in certain regions are also woefully scarce in English and Japanese (the latter of which is very not preferable in the first place, since my Japanese comprehension is very below standard for someone of my age) too, and if r/askhistorians and r/badhistory yields no good results I'm going to have to run off of Google and even Wikipedia, which as we all know is a mixed bag. So please, do not take what happens in Alt-talia as gospel. Especially since I have to boil down a country's entire essence in a certain point in time to one character, while I will try to cover alternate or less common viewpoints at least sometimes if I can handle it, and write in a lot of emotion to drive the story, there will be simplification, and there will be pop history. Criticism is also welcome, especially if you have sources to back it up, heck, you can submit it to r/badhistory if you find something fishy (just inform them about this disclaimer, which will be posted in the author notes at the head of chapter one of every fic, or at least something with the same basic meaning), I will even edit old stories as much as possible if new information pops up that contradicts it. It would be great if this series could be used more as a starting point for further research, but not as a 100% accurate representation of history. For the modern stories, I am also NOT an International Relations expert. I tried taking a class on IR theory before too, and I had to record them because I had no hope of understanding it in class. I hope this will change as I take more classes in my university, but for now I don't even really know 100% how trade works.

Also, since this story represents hundreds of generations of individuals in one character, just because something seems reasonable in Alt-talia doesn't mean the same human logic should be applied IRL (I will try to make it clear that nations operate under a somewhat different logic, but even I have a hard time keeping that in mind as I write them as basically humans); for example, if someone abused you as a child it would be understandable if you still resent them and don't want to associate with them, but it sounds kind of stupid if the people of a certain country hate another country for something that happened literally a millennium ago, and only that. I'm usually someone who dislikes identity politics of any stripe and operates under the philosophy that the sins of the father don't get passed down to the son, but I inevitably kind of have to tap into it here, so matters of national identity for example become matters of personal purpose.

Due to the sheer amount of characters and content this requires, the profiles are separate. All the APH stuff on that profile can also be found here.

Changes in Hetalia characters: highlights

I may post full profiles for heavily altered characters some time (don't know due to the sheer amount of characters), but I'm covering little tidbits for not very altered ones here (besides the moral greying that will inevitably occur. I may delete these, along with full profiles, to avoid spoilers, however) :

America will be a lot more keen on keeping his personal space, even if he's willing to give out hugs when excited (which is often), he probably won't do things like get really close to Japan in a public bath like that one comic strip since he would find that severely awkward. He's also actually a huge prude, like most of the Anglo family, and seeing a guy naked would be something he would be incredibly nervous about. He may also be able to speak different languages if he scours his brain enough due to all of his immigrants, though this depends on how many of these people speak their native tongue - for example, he may be unable to understand modern German no matter how hard he thinks because only the Amish speak German anymore, and the German dialect they use isn't standard, modern German. After the Vietnam War, he becomes a bit more cynical, especially towards the political system.

France is... Uh, also toned down. While I haven't decided on what direction to take him completely, he's a lot more subtle, but also quite impulsive, especially when under stress. He's also a ladies-man and exclusively a ladies-man due to how I'm not very comfortable with yaoi, though he may still make flirty comments at men exclusively for the lulz. However, when meeting people for the first time, he will come off as dismissive, especially towards men, and can be kind of snarky, giving him a reputation for jerkiness. In modern day he's also kind of a grouch and a Negative Nancy, complaining about anything that can be complained about. Generally seen unhappy. Maybe he's just bitter about not being as relevant anymore. Also, his friendship with Prussia is nonexistent. Despite his snobbiness at times, he used to wield insanely high amounts of cultural charisma (and still kind of does), and pretty much all of Europe was a fan of him at some point. Also, added quirk in that he's a massive comic book fan. I mean massive. And proud of it. No one appreciates comics more than this guy, and he probably has an entire bookshelf, or several, dedicated to his comic collection, and messing one of them up is a good way to get on his bad side. Can go on long, long tangents about artistic stuff or vaguely philosophical musing, and it takes a while for him to snap out of it. If translated, I may make him refer to himself in Japanese as "Boku", though I'm thinking of sticking with "ore".

Japan is also, naturally, a pretty good stereotype. However, he's way more of a workaholic in my canon, and a bit tense possibly. I mean, Germany-tier workaholic. His friendship with Greece also definitely isn't as advertised; in fact, Greece may mistake him for China, though Turkey still sees Japan as best buds. Hima seems to have mistaken Greece for Serbia or something. However, he does have many fans he doesn't know about. He also, more than Germany, has this terrifying, violent pit of anger inside them that can be rather horrifying, and while it doesn't show up in modern day on the outside, his thoughts on others can still be surprisingly violent and vindictive deep inside.

I don't know how much of a change this is, but Canada is way, WAY more noticeable; his being the Kellam of Hetalia schtick would likely be passed to Belarus or one of his provinces, Manitoba specifically. He's also less of a pushover, and definitely doesn't stutter (e.g. someone mistaking him for America would get an annoyed "I'm Canada, actually.", not "It's... it's Canada, actually...") though still just a nice guy, he may get America's friend to animals quirk. He's also much, MUCH more confident lately, not being afraid to spam his flag everywhere, and he will actually be one of the most popular of nations. He also gets a beaver at least.

Austria loses his strictness; he's actually pretty open-minded as long as it's within the law, though under stress he may impose a lot of restrictions. He even doesn't necessarily show up on time all the time. And he's a lot more open to smiling. However, he's much less of an obvious wimp. ...And the furthest he gets with Hungary is mutual respect. I may also change his human name, since Edelstein is a mostly Jewish name. May actually have a pretty dirty mind.

Like with France, Spain's friendship with Prussia doesn't exist, and he probably isn't as oblivious. He sees France as his rival too, so the friendship there is massively changed too. His laugh is also rendered as "Jajajajajajajaja" instead of "Fusofusofusofuso"; I don't even get where that came from.

Norway doesn't punch Denmark constantly or call him stupid, outside of in good fun; though he would make fun of Sweden. He's also a bit more obviously shy, contrasting with Finland, who is more quiet because he knows when he shouldn't talk. His voice would be noted to be sing-song-y despite his stoicness. If translated, I will make him refer to himself as "Ora", to allude to his rural beginnings.

Cuba is one of the few characters who will probably get no alteration - however, an added quirk is that he's actually a doctor. And a very good one at that.

Australia has a bit of an inferiority complex that he's just growing out of. Also swears a lot.

NZ has a bit of a complex about being in his brother's shadow. If I knew more about Lord of The Rings I would make him reference it. If translated, I may make him refer to himself as "ore".

I may describe Turkey with somewhat lighter skin. He's generally the same, though I have a few quirks to add; for whatever reason even he can't understand, like an autistic child to a washing machine (forgive the weird analogy, but I think it's the most apt since I have autism), he is utterly entranced by the sight of construction machines at work, and thinks Ukraine and Belarus are hot (though he has no real feelings for them. He was probably a bit disappointed to find out that most if not all of the Balkan Slavs are male lol). And notably, he tends to hold kindness towards him really dearly; help him or befriend him once, and he'll swear eternal friendship. The manipulation that came with being an Empire was something very unnatural for him, and he hated doing it, while he was capable of it. Also, he probably likes cats even more than Greece.

Portugal gains a super savage tongue, and also angsts a lot. He sits in the corner and pulls out a bottle of wine (he's an alcoholic in this canon) or guitarra out of nowhere, singing about how much his life sucks, if someone insults him or things don't go his way. He also tends to be rather protective and possessive, and is surprisingly easy to anger. He is also very nostalgic about his past.

Vietnam may talk in super fancy vague speech. I'd say she would also be less stoic.

Thailand gets super pissed at any slight against his king - he's usually sweet, but say anything, ANYTHING, bad about his king, and he will murder you where you stand, that is one of the few things that will get him truly angry without really pushing it

All micronations will be set consistently as children. All of them. All adults will be aged down.

The following are Yugotalia, I.e. fanon, but I will also be describing the following:

Serbia is, let's say, kind of messed up even by Alt-talia standards. He's not mentally ill per se, but he has tons of complexes and issues. While this was played down in Yugotalia a bit because it's a lighthearted comedy, with humor similar to normal Hetalia instead of say Polandball, here it's pretty terrifying. Though this also goes for Croatia to a somewhat lesser extent, his economic progress has lessened his emotional issues. Though Serbia has always been prone to anger, Croatia's whole Ustasa phase only worsened it, not to mention the breakup of Yugoslavia and the whole Kosovo debacle, though he's trying slightly to work on his mental issues; however, everyone thinking he's a monster doesn't help his issues either. But the fact that Russia and his friends understand him is a comfort, and maybe Montenegro is the only person he's comfortable crying around... or maybe that's Russia? Like in Yugotalia, he tries being happy and singing his pain away (or drinking it away), but it's success is mixed. Though this is also addressed in Yugotalia, I also want to emphasize that he's very nostalgic for his past; his childhood mainly, and is often stuck in it. He's the type of person who can't accept the present, especially because economic progress is slow in modern day. As I said, he's a very troubled character. Still, he's very nice to those who are nice to him, or to strangers.

Croatia probably looks like he does in canon, as much as it kind of pains me since I like his Yugotalia look, but he will keep his human name. Though you may think of him as his Yugotalia self for the sake of consistency with the other Balkans. Thanks to economic development, his emotional issues are getting better, and is able to look to the future. Though he still has alcohol issues. He is friendly towards those he doesn't know, and he tries his best to look good to others now, and his true personality is catching up with this persona.

Bosnia is much louder. I don't think that his default expression would be as blank either; like Serbia, he can be deceptively cheerful even in hard times, except unlike Serbia it takes a lot more to anger him. He may be often possessed by splitting headaches when his ethnic groups can't agree with each other, though they are represented as separate characters, and he mainly represents the Bosniaks. He may even have bouts of a split personality; often he's "attached" to the Bosniaks with cues from the multi-ethnic ideal of the Bosnian state, sometimes it attaches exclusively to the Bosniaks, sometimes it synchs with Srpska, sometimes it "attaches" to the Croats. His mind was left shattered like this after the Dayton Accords, since it was the only solution anyone could come up with, and his leaders are doing nothing to fix his problem. Even if he doesn't have that, he likely has other mental issues as well, and probably has at least mild PTSD from the massacre at Srebrenica, and still feels pain from the scars, though he tries to move forward. He misses when all three ethnic groups got along in Yugoslavia, and sometimes wishes he didn't split off... much like South Korea towards Japan, he doesn't want to hate Serbia, if circumstances were different he wouldn't, but because of what his people did he can't forgive. And this saddens him deeply. Also, though some fanworks have had him drink a lot, his alcohol consumption rate is pretty tame. Serbia, Croatia, and Slovenia are the only alcoholics in the ex-Yugo group. Cigarettes are his main form of escape.

Herzegovina - I don't know if she even exists. If she does, she would likely get along with Bosnia much better though, and actually be his sister. They aren't married, because ew. Though again, this is if she even exists.

I'm thinking FYROM is a dude. Though not entirely sure, it's probably the case. He's also only as old as the concept of Slav-Macedonian nationalism, as such is pretty young.

Kosovo is Albania's son/brother. He formed when Albania settled in Kosovo for a while, leaving this kid in his place. He currently lives in Serbia's former residence.

As for others:

'Middling' list:

Germany, don't know how minor this is, gets basically toned down all across the board. He's also more childish and naive, being way more obviously compassionate, even a bit of a bleeding heart in modern day. He also dreads getting angry or coming off as nationalistic/overly proud. His biggest wish is for everything to be at peace, at least in modern day. So, he would be much less likely to start barking out orders like a general, and if he did start doing that he would immediately apologize for scaring everyone. He does have potential for unbridled, terrifying, merciless, uncontrolled wrath, however, that he badly tries to suppress, in modern day mostly successfully. His relationship with Italy also isn't super buddy-buddy, though they're still friends in a way; he's way closer to France. He will complain rather often though, mainly due to being a perfectionist.

England: Tsundereness removed in favor of Stiff Upper Lip kuudere; he rarely gets mad. In fact, he's now more likely to brush it off with sarcasm and understatement. A lot of his comedy would come from that instead of him getting mad; though he may have a "chav mode" triggered by certain anger buttons, like someone insulting soccer for example. Supremely passive-aggressive, manipulative; more likely to manipulate than be manipulated. The whole thing with him being salty over America is wiped. Also removed the magic gimmick; that's more a Britonic/Gaelic thing, i.e. everyone on Britain and Ireland not him. If translated, I will make him refer to himself as "Boku", and change his speech patterns to a more refined one.

Romano/Napolitano/South Italy: Loads and loads of added cheerfulness. I want to change his name to something which actually exists in Italian or Neapolitan (Though "Lavinio" and "Lavino" are rare but actual names, so maybe I could just use those?), but his name and other things raise a bunch of problems that are elaborated below. His insecurities would still be there, but here instead due to him being super poor and feeling he can do nothing about it while the Northerners outpace him, pretty much mocking him. Insults Northerners as "Polenta-eaters", gets called "field-plower" as an insult.

Switzerland: Less gun-happy, more chill and just doesn't give any f*cks. Also forgets Lichtenstein exists at times, mistaking her for a canton of his often.

Ancient Rome: Probably more of a stern person, though he can have fun when he wants to. Probably won't be a playboy since catcalling was looked down upon in Ancient Rome, apparently, though he would still get around a lot. Could also be casually violent.

'Mostly unrecognizable' list:

China (depending on what version this is; dub is closer to modern China): Split into many "eras"; the main ones, Imperial and Modern, and almost polar opposites. But both differ a lot from canon in their own way. To elaborate on modern, the modern China is a lot more brash; he's as arrogant as America, if not more so. He also does have "kids these days!" moments, but he actually tries to modernize and tries to be hip and up to date; he knows how to hack, actually, because he's also a complete genius and a fast learner when it comes to technical stuff. He's probably more of a bully, with very, very questionable manners, bluntness, and insensitiveness like no one else. He smokes, he curses, he's much more obviously flawed. Could be the cunning businessman type, who canon China would probably be irritated with due to his brash lack of manners and basically being the America of Asia. He wouldn't be afraid of Russia, or anyone really. He would only ever be pushed around like he is by the Allies in the series if he is severely weakened and has no choice, he has way too much pride to just let that happen to him; in fact, the only time this has probably been pushed around for a long time is during the Century of Humiliation, where he was constantly high, basically constantly sick, partially delirious, and covered in injuries. And this was so significant to it basically traumatized him and has given him a chronic fear of being pushed around, no matter how powerful he actually is at the time. As Imperial China, it's made very clear that he's basically Asian Rome, the mob boss of East Asia, and the sheer power and Cultural Charisma he wielded was insane. Was more of a mentor than a "big brother", thought of everyone around him as a barbarian, had this "holier than thou" attitude. Super elegant and charming, got almost everything he wanted, and even Yuan and Manchu eventually came to respect him and he held a lot of the actual power. Both personalities, however, are probably very cunning (Imperial I'm sure on, not sure if Modern is super cunning or still stumbling around trying to find his footing), and absolutely brutal and merciless if they need to be. If translated, I may make him refer to himself as "Ore" in modern day, though not too sure. He'd still use "watashi" as Imperial China.

Poland: Dropped crossdressing gag, especially since he's now a huge Bible-thumper; even suggesting that to him would get a disgusted reaction. Much more of a bitter washed-up has-been in modern day. Most feminine qualities are wiped. Especially in Commonwealth days, where he was basically the America (particularity personality-wise) of Europe, "I'M A HERO" and all. He'd scream like Eren Jaeger and make flashy In the Name of the Moon speeches in Latin during this time in battle. His hospitality is also noted. Might steal Germany's car or bike once in a while for the lulz. Complains constantly, but hardworking. His catchphrase is "kurwa!".

Sweden: He isn't the quiet one anymore; that's Finland. While still on the less dramatic side, he's a bit optimistic by Nordic standards. He's now like the modern leader of the Nordics, despite swearing by the Law of Jante often coming off as slightly arrogant and thinking of himself of the face of the Nordics. Finland now sees him as a rival, and he doesn't see him as his "wife", though he still sees family importantly and he now has a sister/daughter in Aland; though she doesn't live with him anymore. Also kind of perverted and openly kinky (though the Nordics in general aren't that shy around sexuality). His dynamic with Denmark may be like France and England's. If translated, I will make him refer to himself as "Boku".

South Korea: Almost completely inverted. Groping habit dropped (though he could be a pretty major Covert Pervert, despite insulting Japan as a pervert; apparently a lot of porn is consumed there), a lot less cheerful, a lot stricter on himself, secretly really harsh on others (but much more openly to those less developed than him; if he thinks one of these people looks ugly, he will say it to their face), a lot more nervousness, neat freak and overall kind of like a mix of canon Lithuania and England. He's less a comedic character and more a serious one. Despises Japan, dynamic with China basically reversed and now he finds China irritating. "Da ze" is dropped. He calls everyone higher up or developed than him "(name)-nim". He's the personification of South Korea, his father was "Korea". Much more stubborn, insanely determined, and tends to hold grudges, if not as intensely as his brother. While the "Everything originated from me" gag is dropped, he's still very prideful, but may hide many insecurities. Also, why is his last name often rendered as "Im", even in Japanese sites? Hima made it "Lee"! Where is this confusion from?! (Edit: It seems that Hima once used "Im Yong Soo" in an April Fools strip... no matter, I'm still using "Lee". It's way, way more common). If translated, he may refer to himself as "Boku", though "Ore" isn't completely out of character, or even "uri", the self-addressing pronoun in Korean, but since it has discriminatory connotations from what I can see, I may not use it.

Lithuania: No longer a doormat; he can actually be quite defiant, and he isn't completely hopeless in front of Russia. He is a nation after all, he hates being walked over. Due to depressing stats, now the least cheery of the Baltics in modern day (pending). A huge drunk, and is probably mildly depressed due to the stress of transitioning to a capitalist system, and relapsed when everything going south in 2009. He also DESPISES Poland because he thinks Poland only thought of him as a sidekick and here he isn't a doormat. Also, his crush on Belarus is gone... because he already was married to her before. Then they split up due to reasons to be elaborated in-story, and they bicker over who the real Grand Duchy was now mainly, like an old married couple. He gained somewhat of an affinity for the dramatic from Poland (the Baltic Way was his idea), and he's the most clearly emotional out of the Baltics, though that's not saying much, and overall most opinionated. Possibly regaining ability to see pagan spirits. The most fashion-conscious out of the Baltic trio. If translated, I may make him refer to himself as "ore".

Estonia: While still smart and tech-oriented, he's much less happy and "lucky". He would be borderline emotionless even. While smart and very logical, his thought process may be slow.

Latvia: Now a wannabe thug, goes from one of the shortest characters to one of the tallest, probably. Loses crybaby shtick, is a lot less emotional, now rather quiet and keeps to himself, but is scrappy and rough; he would think nothing about getting into fist fights with humans on the street. Will often be seen a bit hunched over, with his hands in his pockets. Also gains potato obsession; also ice cream obsession. He was a bit oblivious as a kid. He retains his creepy moments, and in fact he can tell some really scary horror stories. If translated, I may make him refer to himself as "Ore" or "Asshi".

Belarus: Still emotionless, but other than that, all her quirks, including and especially the yandere schtick, will be heavily scrutinized and probably wiped to be replaced by new ones (e.g. her ability to communicate with ghosts, which may be given to Scotland). She's now more apathetic than anything, siding with Russia more if she's given a choice, and she respects him, but sticking by him is also a survival method. She's a severe alcoholic, heavy smoker, and overall kind of depressing, always hidden in Russia's shadow and going unnoticed while her loud boss bosses her around. She may employ harsh methods to repress opposition if I make her do that, but she would just be doing her job. However, she's now actually the most polite of the East Slavs, particularly if someone actually notices her in a positive way; the scary sister is now Ukraine. She bickers with Lithuania about who the real Grand Duchy was due to the fact it's the only really good memory she has had.

Denmark: Not very loud, pretty soft-spoken. Now calm, mellow, laid-back, and kind of moe. One of his favorite things to do is relax (hygge) with cans of beer snuggled up in a blanket. MAJOR rivals with Sweden. If translated, I will make him refer to himself as "Boku", in katakana.

Iceland: The most optimistic of the Nordics by far. He loves anything that will make his adrenaline flow. Janteloven means nothing to him, and sometimes wears gaudy fashions that his brothers wouldn't be caught dead in. He wouldn't mind calling Norway "brother", and he sometimes helps Norway translate his old journal entries and texts. A literature buff,was a writing prodigy as a child. Sexually open even by Nordic standards, and his way of getting a date is starting with sex to make sure that they're right for each other. Catchphrase is "It will sort itself out!" (In Japanese: 何とかなるさ！). While he doesn't go out of his way to talk to others he doesn't know due to being a bit shy, he loves learning about other nations, and when he first started getting tourists he was overjoyed. Though they now annoy him a bit, he still won't hesitate to help any of them. Very confident and has pretty high self-esteem of himself, though he can feel a bit small when next to other nations and feel a need to justify himself. His idea of how to spend Saturday nights is getting absolutely drunk. Overall a fun guy. If this were an original work sold in Japan, he might be something like a series mascot since he's one of the most "moe", with the abovementioned things and his general harmlessness. If translated, he may use "maro", to allude to his very unchanged language.

Belgium: May be a bit less friendly; she's definitely way more poised, though rather gossipy. Her brother is now the more cheerful, open one of the two. Though may also be a bit of a Cloudcuckoolander.

The Netherlands: See above; becomes friendly and more open. Also kind of a know-it-all and naggy, when it comes to how to do things right, despite his open-mindedness in other areas. He can also be rather loud. He's much less intimidating. If translated, I will make him refer to himself as "Boku", maybe, though still using "Ore" isn't too OOC.

Hungary (modern): Major grouch; tries to weasel her way out of what she needs to do. Except when it comes to Poland. Also, again, she never loved Austria.

Holy Roman Empire: Whole romance plot dropped, he now sees the Italian siblings as his rightful sons, now thinks of himself as reincarnation of Rome. More all over the place. I'm thinking instead of remaining a child, he's seen aging and even going partially senile. So his role is pretty much inverted.

Molossia (yes, I even change micronations): More of a cowboy. May be a Channel Awesome fanboy (or at least former)

'Basically inverted' list (Self-explanatory

Russia; I may make him use "ore"

- Factors that stay the same: Having issues. Then again most characters in Alt-talia do. He's also still kind of the sentimental type despite his outward stoicness.

Prussia; If translated, I will make him refer to himself as "Honkan", "Shoukan" if addressing a superior (Additional note: Eventually he will get a union-brother, Brandenburg. He also doesn't really have many friends, and again, his friendship with France and Spain isn't there, in fact for a time he would be mortal enemies with France. His sense of loneliness may still be there, however.)

- Factors that stay the same: Militaristic, keeps a bird, expansionist, determined to accomplish goals. Also, like in canon, and contrary to popular belief, he wouldn't be in any way a pervert, and it's likely he hasn't even slept with a prostitute.

Finland; if translated, I will make him refer to himself as "Ore" (would also probably have the human name of "Timo", or even "Simo", not "Tino")

- Factors that stay the same: Drinks a lot, sniper. Possibly still keeps his side-job as Santa, or at least implied.

Ukraine

- Factors that stay the same: ???

Egypt

- Factors that stay the same: ???

Greece

- Factors that stay the same: He might still have his cat affinity? Though considering that those cats are killed after a while...

'Special' case:

North Italy (see "The Italian Question")

Added/changed pets:

Several horses (a lot)

- Žemaitukas pony (Lithuania)

- Polish Arabian named Fortis (Poland)

- Possible foal between the above two (Lithuania)

Messenger pigeons (a lot)

Black eagle; a fully-grown "Gilbird", now with the possible real name of "Krieger" (Prussia)

White eagle (Poland)

Heron (Poland and/or Lithuania)

I may rename Germany's dog Blackie to Schwarz, German for Black

Hanatamago will be renamed and made into a Lapphund, and probably renamed to the Swedish translation of his name, Blommägg. Only one character would get "custody" of the dog.

Pochi is explicitly a Shiba Inu instead of an ambiguous fluffy dog.

England can't see magical creatures - that's actually more of a British Celtic thing, in other words everyone on the British isles not him, plus Ireland. The unicorn is also probably Scotland's.

Reindeer (Finland)

Possible bear (Russia)

Beaver (Canada)

Possible moose (Canada)

Kumajiro is renamed Slushie (?), and is probably one of the Northwestern Territories's or Manitoba's instead of his

America doesn't befriend as many animals, in fact he doesn't have a particular special touch with them

Possible bald eagle (America)

Cow (India, maybe New Zealand)

Icelandic pony (Iceland)

Sheep (Iceland, New Zealand, Wales, Faroe Islands)

Dog (Czech Republic)

Rooster named Luis (Portugal)

Possible rooster (France)

Kiwi bird (New Zealand)

Various animal friends (Imperial China - they go away after the Cultural Revolution)

Belarus may know of an European Bison who she sees once in a while when visiting the forest

"The Italian Question"

Italy/North Italy/Veneziano/Feliciano... is such a confusing character. The thing is, Italy wasn't a country until fairly recently. Italy was unified in 1866. In a way, this is kind of addressed by the existence of North and South Italy... but it isn't enough. If you're going to personify the North and South of Italy, you may as well personify Central Italy, Sardinia, and Sicily, especially since Central Italians would object to being lumped in with either group, and oh yeah, the North of Italy wasn't united! There was Venice, Milan, Genoa, Tuscany, and such, unified North Italy was more the exception than the rule! In fact, Genoa is canon, so I think Hima kind of knows this! Feliciano is just... an awkward, awkward character. It's so much so I’ve dubbed it “the Italian Question”. Is he just Venice? Somehow all of the northern formerly independent Italian city-states in one? How does Genoa exist if Feliciano is North Italy? He paints instead of, say, blowing glass or building ships, so is he actually Florence/Tuscany, not Venice? Where's Central Italy? Why doesn’t Italy have its own united personification? Especially when countries like America do? If North is indeed the united personification, why wasn’t he born in 1866? Why is it clear that North Italy is still Italy while whether if Germany is HRE is left as this huge mystery? IT JUST RAISES TOO MANY QUESTIONS!

Sorry, but just... why? I mean, Italy would otherwise be pretty easy. I would make him the united personification of Italy, and create a bunch of OCs for Venice, Tuscany, Milan, etc.. I have no problem with wiping the backstories of other characters if I see them as fit. By all means, this should be the case. But... the thing is, something just feels... wrong about wiping the backstory of the former main character. I know that the city-states of Northern and Central Italy will have personifications though. It's just the question of who Feliciano is. I'll probably have to ask a bunch of Hetalia fans about this. There's three solutions; Feliciano is the Kingdom of Italy unified in 1866 by Sardinia, and his name isn't "Italia Veneziano", but simply "Italia"; or Italy for whatever reason doesn't have a unified character, instead consisting of a bunch of sibling former polities trying to sort out their differences, or Italy being one of the former polities with Italy being a complete OC, which itself branches into two routes, Feli being Venice as his canon name implies (here he would have more of a retired businessman persona), or being Tuscany/Florence, instead becoming "Italia Florentino", as his abilities imply (however, here he would get South Italy's quirk of really colorful swears). The best route is that Italy was born in 1866, since it would make absolutely no sense for only Italy to be a bunch of characters instead of one, when he isn't even a Federation, and I don't want to relegate the former main character to a minor character in modern day. I kind of hate Hima for choosing such an awkward choice for his main character, I really do. There's also the fact that I want to keep at least a shred of his canon personality, as to why I'm considering Florence, but still Unified Italy is the best route. It also fits the whole Axis being the "shot-down rookie club". His personality would require alterations either way, and so there is a real danger of him not being even In Name Only. But him being Unified Italy would mean that everything before 1866 and outside of Unified Italy - his relationship with HRE, his glory as a child, his life under Austria, would all be wiped and started anew. The only other modern character who gets such a complete wipe of their entire backstory is probably Germany, and his case is really ambiguous. All routes would reflect on his character, making this decision even more important, and he's an important character, the former main character, so I can't just leave the issue sit and try to tiptoe around it.

But oh, South Italy isn't immune from this either. He at least has a former kingdom he is based on. But... those names. Those GOSH darn names. Why, WHY is he named Romano? He should be Napolitano! He's the Neapolitan part of the Kingdom of Sicily! Not the Papal State of Rome! So I could make him two things; I'm pretty sure I'm making him Napolitano. But there's still the option of him being Romano, the Papal State of Rome, in exchange wiping his entire story, much like his brother if I make him just Italy. His relationship with Spain especially. He would lose his entire identity as South Italy. And even as Napolitano or Romano, his character would be changed. The one I listed for South Italy above is for Napolitano, a very, very cheerful version, every bit as cheerful as Spain. But... as noted above, his name isn't even an actual Neapolitan or Italian name. "Lovino" isn't even a real name... anywhere. However, I could use "Lorenzo", or the much rarer "Lavino" or "Lavinio", though it seems odd that a personification gets such an obscure name. Still, I may have to resort to using those so he keeps some kind of connection. But if he is just South Italy, none of those names may fit, since the cities those names are named after are in Central Italy. It really depends on where his backstory starts. But at least South is much less of a cluster f*ck than his brother. Kind of. If I decide to make him definitely Napolitano, he would grow up with Sicily, but otherwise, no confusing city-states! ...Though his origins may be incredibly confusing to make up for it. He may not know Ancient Rome at all, if he is the Norman Kingdom of Sicily, as is the easiest route. There is the possibility that only the personification of the Vatican, AKA Catholic Church (since it was powerful enough to pretty much act like a country) may have known him personally, or maybe his successor to the city of Rome, his son, as well, starting the whole Romano-Napolitano debacle all over again.

Also... "Vargas" isn't an Italian name! Well, it does exist in South Italy, but it's very rare! It's actually Spanish. Even if one were to go with the excuse of Spain naming him with a Spanish name, he's supposed to be representative of South Italy, he's more than a former territory of Spain. Maybe Barese? Or I could just cut the connection to Vargas and make it Russo or Ferrari? The latter sounds stereotypical enough. Just... augh. Maybe I should use Lavinio for South, otherwise it would make the issue worse since "Vargas" has to go definitely. I rarely change human names unless they're really, really suspect, and this is one of them.

In anyway, if I choose the most likely route of making Feliciano unified Italy;

Italy would be less of a wimp even in modern day. He might be afraid of many things, but he has enough courage to not let that be too apparent. Maybe he might still be a bit incompetent, but he tries. Much to Venice, Milan, and other Northerners' chagrin, he acts somewhat more like his Southern family (because most of the stereotype comes from here). He's still friendly, loud, happy-go-lucky, and willing to make friends with anyone, but the next thing you know he could just rope you into an argument, being almost Poland-levels of argumentative due to being highly opinionated, often getting into arguments with France over who's food is better, or soccer; and Lord have mercy on anyone who messes up his family's food, for they won't hear the end of it. Of course, he's a huge foodie, and will be talking about it if he has nothing else to talk about. Also snarky as all hell, and like Portugal, he can land absolutely sick burns with the most pleasant smile on his face. Can be a huge potty mouth. Relationship with Germany is also really toned down, and will easily jeer at Germany if soccer is involved. Generally tries to keep his family together, being the only one who openly sees them all as one big family he has to look out for (and his efforts have been succeeding lately), though he will easily engage in massive chaotic snark-fests with them. He also is a massive clean-freak, as in he's that guy who constantly washes his hands whenever he touches something.

Others

Meyers Briggs meme - Alt-talia version

Mainly focuses on heavily altered characters, some OCs if distinct enough

ESTP: Australia

ISTP: Estonia (?)

ESFP: Spain, South Italy/Napolitano, Philippines, Macau, most of Latin America, Bavaria (maybe?)

ISFP: Denmark (Modern)

INTJ: Prussia (acts close to ENTJ due to necessity, eventually slides into ESTJ. Though maybe he can improvise, because Mission-based tactics?), Israel (for most of his life)

ENTJ: Assyria (Young), Normandy, Golden Horde

ENTP: Israel (Modern), Ancient Athens

INTP: Finland (somewhat ambidextrous N/S)

ENFJ: Poland (more repressed in modern day), America (wavers between this and ESFP)

INFJ: South Korea (?), Germany (stronger T than most examples; he might technically be an INTJ, but he’s definitely less so than Prussia)

ENFP: Iceland, France (?), Taiwan

INFP: Norway

ESTJ: Brandenburg (probably?)

ISTJ: Singapore (?)

ESFJ: Thailand

ISFJ: Japan (somewhere between this and INFJ, weaker F), Portugal

Special and notable cases:

- England: I... have absolutely no idea if he should be F or T. And maybe he's an I? He's definitely an xNxP, so INTP or INFP? Doesn't seem quite right, though...

- China: As his Imperial self, he can somehow often come across as both a more arrogant ESTJ and ENFJ at the same time, most ofthe time (though it can differ which one he leans heavier on by dynasty). In modern day, he is this strange mix of a cocky ESTJ and ESTP.And through all this, he at all eras can show flashes of ruthlessness and efficiency in doing so on par with a ENTJ.

- S. Korea: Very repressed. He acts a bit like an introvert and has still developing international social skills. He acts most like an ISTJ. He may show the most energy when hanging out with his people (though same could be said of Japan in some respects), and in his heart wants to interact more with other nations, it’s just that he isn’t comfortable around most other nations yet, and all the issues he finds himself in would probably discourage him. Has a stronger but kind of repressed F, in that while he holds things back and looks at his relations in a practical way, he is still very expressive, sentimental at heart, and is very emotionally turbulent; may actually be a super repressed ENFJ.

- Russia: I really, really wanted to classify him, but it’s very debatable what he is. He would definitely be introverted, and he’s more Observant... I think? Still, many great works of literature and philosophy have come from Russia, and he contemplates stuff like God/fate’s plan for him, i.e. intuitive things, which leaves this part questionable. He’s also practical, critical, and not that emphatic to strangers like a T, which is apparently more common in Russia than elsewhere, but he gets very defensive, or you could say emotional, when it comes to his international involvement. And while he’s very suspicious of western ideas and others outside of his circle, he also was the first to consider communism which was a pretty radical change, but maybe that shows just how bad his situation was? I don’t know.

Appearance notes: (I may delete these after I start writing)

Even if I don’t decide to make the characters full-on 3Ps, there will likely be some adjustments to their appearances when I describe them or draw any pictures of them.

- As I’ve noted, characters will have period-appropriate clothes and hair. Though I'll try not to make it look weird (like, a bearded young Russia for example)

- China, Russia, Greece, Czechia, Hungary and Belarus at least are major smokers. Latvia and Bulgaria probably. The easiest way to tell apart my version of China (modern China at least), Russia, and Belgium for example aside from their expressions would probably be that my versions will always have a cigarette sticking out of their mouths. There are many who are recovering smokers, like Japan, France, or South Korea, and many who are somewhat less unhealthy about it. Cigarettes in general may be somewhat common as accessories, and it’s kind of a coming-of-development phase thing - they start to show they’re developing, and by graduating from it shows how much they’ve grown.

- Also, since I think this wasn't emphasized in Yugotalia enough, every goddamn one in the Former Yugoslavia is a chain smoker. Yes, everyone. Everyone might not be a stupid drunk, but they all smoke. Maybe Croatia could be trying to kick the habit, possibly, as to why he's a bit less severe than the others, but still. They will be depicted with a cig sticking out of their mouths constantly.

- Russia could have harsher features. Though I could maybe make him still look cold and distant with his current look. He also probably doesn't carry a pipe around. I mean, Russia was underdeveloped, but was it that underdeveloped?

- Italy would probably have his eyes open most of the time. He may also look less "cutesy", I may even give him a pair of sunglasses.

- Speaking of Italy, as much as it pains me, a lot of characters probably have body and chest hair. The Mediterranean characters are the most likely, though some like Portugal miiight shave for personal reasons (in Portugal's case he likes to swim). And yes, it does pain me since I find body hair unattractive. Still, I shouldn't think with my clitoris when writing, so I'm likely going through with this.

- I may basically switch Germany and Prussia’s physiques around, though Germany's current physique does kind of fit his character still. Germany would definitely have his hair down instead of slicked up post WWII to give him a softer image. He would keep his arms covered to hide his muscles to again appear less threatening, and he will generally try to avoid looking militaristic. He would probably avoid tank tops and those caps with the flat tops since they make him look very militaristic, he would more often wear business casual clothes by default. I would probably keep his necklace around as a keepsake from Prussia, however, especially since the current military still uses it. Prussia would have neater, better-combed hair, though not too different, a stern, harsh resting face, and possibly eyes that aren't blue.

- Again, Latvia would probably be lanky. He would be somewhat hunched over, his flat cap shading his face a bit. He would wear a maroon Adidas tracksuit that is either too big for him to accommodate his height, or one size too small to accommodate his thin frame.

- Finland would be depicted with rougher hair that casts a shade over his eyes. He would either carry around a knife or have a collection of knives in his house.

- Denmark’s hair would likely lose a lot of spikiness, drooping more than standing up.

- Iceland’s default clothes would be a hand-knit sweater or fishing gear, maybe some absurd fashion on occasion. He wouldn’t even have a 19th century jacket probably, since during the actual 19th century he was dirt poor and wouldn't need to dress nice, much less be able to afford it. His hair would be rougher too, with a windswept, tousled look.

- I might take Turkey’s mask off, since it doesn't relate to anything, though I once saw a fan theory that stated that it might be there to hide a scar Greece gave him, so I may go with that. I would also lighten his skin, as I mentioned.

- I will definitely darken Seychelles' skin.

- I might draw The Netherlands so he looks softer. He still would be tall, but his eyes may be somewhat larger, his features softer and the scar removed. Since the Netherlands isn't generally perceived as a scary country (unlike, say, Germany), I have absolutely no idea why he is intimidating.

- Same for Sweden. I wouldn't change him much, but his eyes may be somewhat larger.

- I may harshen Ukraine's features, though I'm not that sure. Her breasts would definitely be smaller to accommodate field labor.

- I might recolor unnatural eye colors like red and purple. Emphasis on might.

- Portugal would have an old, broken compass around his neck that he would just stare at sometimes, replacing his flight goggles, and maybe a guitarra on his back. He would probably also be fairly short.

- I’ll definitely depict all the East Asians with jet black hair unless I make South Korea dye his, and probably will darken their eyes if they’re amber-colored.

- South Korea’s hair curl is probably going to lack a face (especially since it doesn't fit his less comedic personality here as much, and I really can't see NK having an expressive hair curl), though maybe it’s still a tell to how he’s feeling due to still being linked to his soul, with the same going for NK, and probably their father as well, though due to Father Korea's talent for deceiving people, maybe he learns to control it very well. Also, what the hell is up with SK's hanbok? That's definitely going to be altered too. That's a feminine hanbok, Hima!

- I could make Poland look less scrawny, and just less feminine. He definitely wouldn't crossdress, and his outfit would be rather masculine.

- Belarus receives one of the biggest appearance changes; she wouldn’t wear a Lolita dress, instead her default look would probably be a traditional Belorussian one or maybe her farming clothes, that or a fashionable but plain dress, and she would be bareheaded (or have a headscarf); there definitely ain’t no ribbon. I’d imagine her signature weapon would be a pitchfork, an actual rifle, other farming equipment, or whatever she has on hand (like, say, a liquor bottle or even a cigarette), not a knife, which would be more Finland’s thing.

Nation logistics and other tidbits:

- "Because plot": Admittedly... a lot of things would happen because of this excuse. Many inconsistencies may happen for the sake of the story, since I'm trying to tell a story that most accurately reflects history, and stuff is necessary to fit the narrative that has been laid out before me, or for dramatic weight.

- Nation names and human names: Human names will be used when in public, for proto/egg-nations (see below), and between couples, due to the fact of the idea of nations calling each other by their national names while having intimate moments being super awkward and kind of cringy. They are just as much as part of their identity as their political name, and as such calling them by their human name isn't incorrect, it still refers to them. Colonies share the same last name as their colonizer, and upon independence, they change their names. Parts of countries also decide on a shared last name upon unification (i.e. the Italies all decide on Balducci, and the Germans decide on Beilschmidt). All independent countries have a different last name; the exception is the Korea twins, who share the same last name since they officially don't recognize each other, claiming the other is an occupied rogue territory, and neither would want to change their father's legacy anyway. And much like this one really good writer, I as the narrator will use human names when describing the characters as humans, as individual citizens of their countries, instead of as their countries as international entities. The nations have this sort of pseudo-symbolic quality to them, while when human names are used they drop all of those pretenses; well, most of them.

- Ethnic groups and tribes are counted as "nations"; as such, Native Americans would all have tribal personifications, not one big conglomerate "Native America", and Germania also wouldn't be one character, but multiple characters. However, I'm having a lot of trouble dealing with this on Africa and Asia, so ethnic groups that are already based in different countries won't have personifications... except when convenient for the plot and to explain issues. But there's still the mess that is Africa and what I want to do with the characters (I had the imagery of many nations being kind of horrific creations stitched together from a bunch of tribes forced together unwillingly by bigger powers; but that might be too dark even for this story). If these ethnic groups used to be powerful entities, they will usually appear as senior citizens in modern day. Duchies and such would also probably have personifications. But like many things, the details of how I treat ethnic groups will probably depend on plot. It may just apply to Europe to save me all the complications, and maybe the Native American tribes became people when the idea of "countries" was bought to them. Or I may just apply it to Europe and the Americas, and Asians may require there to be an actual kingdom.

- Parts of nations: Federations (e.g. America, Germany, Austria, Canada, Switzerland, Australia, UAE) and especially confederations (if confederation personifications even exist at all) will have all their states/provinces/etc. personified, especially since these federal units usually have a historical reason to be there. Still, I'm not exactly sure on this, since some federations (see: Russia and Bosnia) are less stable federations, with their pieces having less history and being more lines drawn in the sand than anything, though Autonomous regions and "Republics" definitely have representatives, unlike the very stable states and provinces of North America. Unitary states do not have individual personifications of parts, with the exception of historic cultural divisions like the Italy siblings still all being around, tying back into the "ethnic group" thing; however, these don't correspond to political lines. As a result, all of the prefecture personifications of Japan have been wiped from this canon, or re-purposed to become feudal domains that correspond to their old borders. City personifications, outside of feudal independent cities in olden times, ones with historic reasons to exist like this canon's Romano, or actual federal cities like Hamburg, are a definite no-no. If a former feudal or federated country becomes unitary (like Japan's domains for example), the dissolved political units are most likely to be Mortalized (see article on that topic) than in any other scenario, due to the alternative being a mass die-off and I don't want to do that, even in this dark story. Parts of countries separate from the mainland (like French Guyana for example) are also likely to get personifications, even without autonomous status. However, this will be driven by again, plot.

- Some federations like the USSR and Yugoslavia won't get personifications, instead represented by their "core", in the above-mentioned cases Russia and Serbia. Again because plot.

- Weird spiritual forces: Nationalism will be this almost supernatural phenomenon that is almost drug-like; it intensifies the emotions of those affected, and gives a beyond heightened sense of pride, and at worse, it can lead to obsession or a complete inability to sympathize with other nations. There are two variants, "independent" and "familial", the former is more common. "Wrath" can be argued to be a variant of nationalism, and in the case of ISIS (yes, he will appear; what can I say, this won't be PC. I feel its formation can be well explained like this, and I feel its important that people understand it), it can manifest as its own entity or possibly possess the nation, though I'm not so sure on this one.

- Cultural Charisma: Another thing that can be classified as part of the above is "Cultural Charisma", an inexplicable phenomenon that makes other nations want to follow another nation; or as it is otherwise known, "Soft Power". It doesn't link much to what one's actual personality would indicate. This also can make them very attractive to the opposite sex, nation or human. In modern day, America holds the most of this power, with almost unprecedented massive amounts of it that make his culture irresistible even to his enemies, though his variant still doesn't make him irresistible like the strongest holders can have. In the past, the biggest wielders of this were Rome, France, and China, especially China; while France still retains some of this Charisma, China has yet to regain most of it post-revolution, though he's hoping to. Rome in particular wielded such immense levels that it lasted even long after his death. Charisma comes in levels too; others may have less of it than the maximum holder of this power, but still have a massive pull (e.g. Japan), and for many this pull has been very sustained and stable for a long time (again, see France). Often, Charisma may be inherited (like Greece's is, though his Charisma is highly unstable due to the Euro crisis) if it is that strong.

- Union-Brotherhood: The alternative to the canon "marriage" between nations of the same sex. While this is partially due to my slash aversion, it's also because for much of history homosexuality was very taboo, and as such the nations would likely scream at the idea of "marrying" someone of the same sex, and I'd find it unlikely the humans facilitating it would like the term either. My alternative was some kind of pact, where nations would basically be declared "brothers"/"sisters" in a union.

- Heart-synching: When nations form unions or unify, their hearts will "synch"; the process I have in mind now is that they put their hands together and close their eyes, they feel their hearts synching, and boom, they're unified. This idea came from this really good Firefly crossover fanfic (never watched Firefly, though I hear it's good and I heard about the fact that the US and China fuse somehow and I just had to see how it was interpreted in a Hetalia fic), which described America and China going through a synching process (and it wasn't yaoi! My God!).

- Marriage: Possibly doesn't have to be in the sense it is in Hetalia. Especially since wives were definitely not viewed as equals for much of history. Particularly if I decide to romantically pair up Lithuania and Belarus, or Poland and Ukraine, within the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth (the former in the Grand Duchy of Lithuania too). The Ruthenias are not included in the names of the states themselves, but they're still actually married (alternatively, they may just be de facto married).

- I'm thinking of the possibility of using Funetik Aksents. I don't know if that would be annoying, or if I would hit snags on more obscure languages (like the Baltics for example). However, I may, may limit it to when characters are speaking a foreign language. I may also apply grammar rules, like making Russia, Belarus, and Ukraine drop articles like "the".

- Characters who don't know the languages of the other will likely not be able to understand each other. I wouldn't be shocked if some conflicts started due to Poor Communication Kills. However, they will be able to speak any language within their territory, though I'm not so sure about taking it as far as languages that are extinct like some fic writers do. However, if nations know each other very well they will likely be able to speak each other's language better than many of their own people (like China and Japan being able to talk to each other in their own languages).

- Nations will be literate for the sake of convenience, even in times where most were not. Except in modern day, when it may be used to make a point.

- A nation will have to have some kind of unity before they form a personification; for example, while many Irish people count their history from the very beginning (I think?), Ireland themselves would have been formed relatively recently under the boot of England, due to the lack of unity, political or otherwise, for much of history, only forming when the petty kingdoms finally decided to settle their differences and create one entity. I try to look at things from the perspective of the time, not a modern perspective, so I won't impose modern political borders where they wouldn't have existed at the time.

- Depending on what direction I want to take the story and IRL information, however, nations may inherit the memories of their constituent parts, having them as if their own, making it part of their history - the aforementioned Ireland for example has an entire backlog of memories from all of the petty kingdoms, and England has memories of the seven Anglo-Saxon kingdoms.

- While common theory is that the capital of a nation is their heart, I'm thinking it may be their brain and general cranial area, and the heart may be the economic center (e.g. America's head would be Washington D.C. while his heart is actually New York, Beijing would be China's head while his heart would be Shanghai), though this would become confusing if these two areas are one and the same, as is the case for many countries. If this doesn't go through, the capital could still be the heart, while economic centers may correspond to major arteries, which may be better due to the fact nations can have several.

- As implied by the above, the economy could be linked to the circulatory system of the nations, so instead of the flu, economic recessions would result in anemia; dizziness, fainting if bad. The logic of this is that blood is a metallic thing that circulates around and is needed to survive and keep everything running, just like money. Depressions would result in symptoms of shock, and other proposed ailments are literal inflammation corresponding to inflation and hemorrhages corresponding to corruption, though I'm not so sure about that one.

- If something "goes into paralysis", say, a major road goes bad or the power goes out nationwide, this may literally paralyze the nation themselves, making movement very difficult.

- A nation cannot be injured by direct force. A nation becomes injured if major destruction of property and/or a major die-off of their people occurs, the severity and type of injury depending on how severe the damage is and what happened. Due to this, nations that are now going through conflict or recent conflict will be shown with some kind of injury; like, say, multiple scars, their arm in a sling, or limping. However, they will still be able to fight probably because plot. If a type of injury is heavily associated with an event, this will manifest on a nation's body no matter where it corresponds to. Nations tend to have many scars from particularly bad events. Direct permanent injury may be possible if it corresponds to an event, however. And just like in canon, they, of course, are basically immortal unless their country ceases to exist.

- A nation's respiratory health depends on the air quality; China has breathing problems and would be seen coughing quite often, though it isn't helped by his smoking habit, and England would have had a history of breathing problems until fairly recently.

- Physical strength is dependent on military strength. As such, for example America's super strength isn't something he was just born with, it is a modern trait he has due to his outrageous military strength. At different times, different countries can have varying strengths. For a time, France could have punched through a solid wall, and at other times England could lift up two people without breaking a sweat, for more examples. I do also have a scene planned where a young Germany accidentally slams another country on the ground or bruises them from a light hug, not knowing his own strength. And yes, even Austria wasn't a complete wimp. It doesn't have anything to do with the actual strengths of their people most of the time, though even those with weak militaries have average enough strengths to do their daily tasks. For example, despite having relatively a lot of strong people per capita, and as much as I would like him to be strong because of this, Iceland is an absolute wimp in terms of physical strength, despite doing a lot of things by hand. He needs help reeling in catches and stuff, though his need for help could be a good reflection of the close-knit nature of his society.

- Visions: A nation will be able to randomly experience the world through the perspective of one of their people through their eyes. This cannot be controlled, though it often appears during sleep like a dream. It's a plot device I use to explore experiences of the people when a nation can't be in more place than one, or if an action is too irredeemable for a character to actually carry with them for the rest of their lives.

- Mortalization: Often, when a nation is dissolved, and admittedly for no other real reason than "because plot", nations when dissolved can survive as mortals. Many medieval duchies and obscure buffer states "died" this way, and this especially goes for political units that were changed peacefully with no wars leading up to it, or due to border changes and absorbing of polities. However, sometimes, nations will stick around as immortal entities like Egg/Proto-nations (see entry).

- I may age up most of the nations by like 4 years, due to many of them being freakishly young. In modern day, much of Western Europe may be in their 30s, and America probably should be in his mid-20s. Moldova, a particularly egregious case, will probably be at least 15. However, there will also be some rare nations that are aged down, like the micronations.

- No more brother-spamming! It's kind of obnoxious! And vaguely incestuous! There's other familial terms that exist, Hima! Settler colonies would probably refer to their imperial master as their parent, not their brother; e.g. America, Canada, Australia, and NZ all refer to or referred to England as "dad", "father", or "papa". Those of different races or ethnic groups may call their overlords "Master" or "Sir/Miss" to reflect the power imbalance. I also try to cut down on brother-spamming elsewhere; like for example France would probably drop his claiming to be the big brother of others (if it isn't just a mistranslation of "onii-san"), while I may circulate more "father"s elsewhere too. For example, I would make Germany refer to Prussia as "vater", not "bruder", making Austria and other states (though they themselves may not be siblings, but a complex family tree) his "onkel". If I make nation family members, I will only use "brother" if it makes sense due to their conception (I can still add sibling relationships like France and HRE (and possibly the Benelux) or the Czechoslovak duo; and I do mean many, due to being siblings for ethnic reasons, but in cases like Bavaria and Austria I will use father and son). I will likely also cut out the whole idea of the East Asians all calling each other siblings; China would be a mentor more than a brother or even father to most, except definitely Macau and ironically (since he canonically calls China "teacher") Hong Kong. China and Japan probably aren't related, and South Korea is from his own family line. If they are related, it's very, very distant, like super distant, like before they were formed distant. I may also drop characters calling each other "brother" if it doesn't sound natural in their own languages; that's a Japanese convention applied to foreign countries. So for example the German states may use first name basis instead of "bruder".

- Nations have no gender?: A concept that I'm really not sure about is that nations have no real gender, and can change from their default if necessary. I'm really, really not sure about this idea, since it seems weird, and it may be used as an excuse for... unsavory stuff if this becomes an original series. Though I know Rule 34 will exist no matter what, still...

- Nations and gender: Which brings us to this. First of all, despite what Hungary says in that one episode, and since I'm pretty sure I'm not using gender-shifting at this point, nations don't have sex differences in physical strength; all of it is dependent on military strength. Nations aren't subject to such human limits. Also, handling female nations is... difficult often, because most societies weren't very egalitarian until recently. If staying loyal to their culture, most female nations wouldn't be able to do their job, and would be expected to be submissive to men, which goes against their very nature as nations to put their interests and their people's interests first. I try to limit this as much as possible to make societies where women were close to equal to men from very early on female (as such most if not all Arabs are male, Philippines is female, etc), but this can't always be the case, especially with canon characters, as shown with Hungary. While this doesn't cause much of a problem with minor countries such as Lichtenstein, this is mainly a problem with Hungary, and to an extent Ukraine and Belarus. I'm thinking that government officials would have just accepted that their nation was a woman and treated them as a man for all intents and purposes, and maybe have acted like a "proper" woman among normal humans, or have simply crossdressed, and they wouldn't have thought much about it since it was normal to them. And they may have still thought that human women were inferior, and they were the exception due to their nation status. What I call the "Jeanne d'Arc justification" (because she was in no way a feminist either). In other words, "Women's minds are too feeble for important matters. They should be kept to keeping the house and looking after the children. What? Me? I'm a nation, not a mere human!". In marriage for example Hungary would have been given status unheard of for a wife of her era, same for Belarus, who Lithuania would have pretty much considered an equal. Though in heated times a male nation may have forgotten this and exclaim "You're a woman, don't interrupt me!". And it could be excused by their boss being male, who especially in olden times they were basically bound to and completely at the mercy of (before the modern nation state, the will of the king was basically the will of the country, which didn't mean much since everything was so fragmented). Though some gender roles are still in full force, like views on homosexuality. Female nations will act like the male stereotypes mixed with the female ones, unless if the societies are very egalitarian, while male nations are all male stereotypes. Also, by their very nature, transgender nations cannot exist. Their struggles would be completely irrelevant to their natures as nations, so any such thing physically cannot exist in a nation, maybe unless being trans has always been accepted by that society; but even then dysphoria would be very minor as nations have other priorities that are actually relevant to real life. So I'll shoot the stupid headcanons here for if my series somehow gets a community of its own.

- Another idea I'm not so sure about is the idea of nation fusion; nations being able to fuse Steven Universe/Dragon Ball style to form another entity. Due to fusion raising many questions of consciousness and stuff, I'm not a huge fan of it, so I'm thinking that to create a nation they would simply have to will the nation into existence and become mortalized after the fact.

- Nations probably have this weirdness censor around them, and as such child nations can fight in wars and never age, and no one notices. Otherwise, the plot won't work. However, some child nations will be deemed "not old enough to fight"... because plot.

- Egg nations/Proto-nations: Sometimes, immortal children will emerge out of the blue to a nation, becoming their children. These are proto-nations, which are rare, but do happen. Again, because plot. The Koreas were created this way. And I know that in at least one case, there is a proto-nation who isn't a proto-nation and ages like a normal nation (namely South and possibly Central Vietnam) formed to represent conquered areas and being linked to said conquered areas, mainly due to plot.

- "Retired"/"Shadow" nations: Sort of like mortalized nations, except keeping their immortal status. Sometimes, nations may stick around even after their dissolution, particluary if the word "unification" or "reunification" is used; i.e. East Germany would still stick around, and North Korea won't die if Korea is unified. They will symbolize the people of the now dissolved state, which explains their existence. However, they may or may not be mortal by means of direct force, not sure on this. And some may just revert to proto-nation status if significantly young enough and if it suits the plot.

- Nations in modern day usually will have the opinion of the majority of their population, though they may choose to align themselves with their governments for the sake of drama or plot if I feel like it (especially since apolitical populations make for boring nation-tans). At times, if the plot allows it, maybe experience makes them think differently, if I want to explore this aspect, especially since they know many things their people don't. However, the "b-but nations don't have to have initiative and can think completely independently!" excuse isn't valid; Ukraine doesn't like Russia, America and Russia don't get along, China and Japan don't get along, since their people don't get along, and that is it. Their actions and thoughts are always based on something in real life, and even if something doesn't show them in a good light, they will do something willingly if their people are willing almost all the time. As such, the free will of these nations is not always very clear, so make that of you will (e.g. pent-up nationalism can turn a nation insane and obsessive, in a way making them "willingly" follow the whims of their people).

- Nations may not know of some of their actions of their governments, but know of some that their people don't. It's really murky, and I may pick and choose as the plot allows me.

- Nations in olden times usually live and act like their nobility. Peasants, while making up most of the population, and later the urban poor, they had not only had no real stake in their country, and it was the same across everywhere, but... they make sort of boring characters on a national scale. They're interesting as individual stories possibly, but poor people tend to act the same no matter where you go, and it's frankly a bit boring. My excuse is that for a long while, the ruling class was considered basically the country itself, and their status corresponded with the status of their nation, with the development of modern ideas and nationalism bringing everyone down to the status of their general population. Nationalism was mostly a creation of the French Revolution, and it's what we would now call "patriotism"; the connection of one to their country. With the French Revolution, France became patient zero for nationalism; for the first time he felt a deep connection to all of his citizens, whereas previously he thought God put him there and his purpose in life was God Said So, and this spread to everyone else from him. However, if there is some kind of hierarchy of nations within a political entity, there could be a human hierarchy that develops there. There will also be the rare nation who actually is a peasant, like say Estonia or Latvia (since they were ruled by Germans), and I'm not so sure on England due to the great dearth of nobles historically. They will also probably know how to read and write for the sake of convenience. The modern age changes everything, due to how power and wealth is measured, and this will somehow be universal (bear with me here). Though social classes in modern day (the most frustrating being probably North Korea) due to this complicate the social class of a nation greatly. The characters could maybe take more hints from the upper class in terms of behavior if from a developing country, but live in conditions like the majority of their population, and/or feel the starvation they have to go through - for example, even if North Korea lives among the elite of Pyongyang, he would still feel the gnawing hunger of his low-class farmers. In modern day, a major factor in how I decide the social standing of the character is the country's position on a global stage; for example, due to China's power, he wouldn't live like the poor rural farmers who are most of his population, but like someone from the middle class or even elite in Beijing. The "nobility rule" still kind of applies.

- There is, however, probably varying amounts of peasant influence even in the old days. There is the likelihood that a famine for example that affects mainly peasants would still affect the nation. For example, despite being very powerful, China would be no stranger to extreme hunger; he would suffer strikes of extreme starvation whenever a famine struck (which was rather often) no matter how well-fed he himself is. However, nations probably go numb to these after a while, especially if extremely frequent, and only start to be really affected when it's particularly bad. This also goes for language or parts of culture that the nations may like to use, though probably out of the sight of their noble peers.

- Teleportation: Nations may be able to move freely to wherever in the country they are needed in an instant. However, this power depends heavily on what the plot demands, and it may be beyond the nation's control. They always find themselves where something important is about to happen, which may be linked to this ability.

- Sexual reproduction: It's actually possible, though most nations just pop out of thin air or reproduce asexually, though this also involves often nations popping out of thin air. If an ethnic group making up a country or state for example is the result of two other unrelated groups mixing together, it's likely a nation was created this way; for example, France is the son of Frankish Empire (father) and a Gallic tribe (mother), the half-brother of the HRE and in a way the Benelux siblings (though Belgium is an awkward case). Many nations may have been conceived unwillingly due to a stronger power or conquest, so trigger warning there.

- Baby nations are already rather developed; they look like they're one year olds at least, if not 3 years old, can eat solid foods, walk, and can speak at least simple sentences. This is especially if they've had predecessors.

Misc notes:

Nyotalia characters: Okay. Like I said, I would likely barely use them, especially since I'm pretty iffy on the whole "nations have no gender" idea and it's likely I wouldn't use it. However, I will use them in the very occasional prompt and AU fics (mainly the Evillious crossover), and in them they're basically genderflips of the characters except maybe some minor changes. While it would be more fitting for the male characters to act more like what the female gender roles dictate in their country, I basically only use them when I want to use a character but would highly prefer or need them to be the opposite gender. And in AU fics especially, the characters having no basis in Alt-canon would kind of defeat the purpose of it being a spin-off since they would basically be completely new characters. Besides, I want to use Fem!Poland in one of the fics, precisely because of his Commonwealth personality, and he/she was kind of the clicher for me using Alt-talia instead of canon characterization. This also goes for 2Ps if I use them for any reason. Though 2Ps look like the characters drawn up by Hima if they have official appearances. Mainly, no fanon pink-haired Oliver. Though an alternate idea I will accept is that maybe the 2Ps of the Alts act much more like the 1P canon characters.

Voices: I mainly think of the characters having the same voice they do in the anime, as often AS I find myself having to correct myself at times since I keep imagining, say, Germany with more of a tenor and Prussia with a voice similar to canon Germany, Iceland with a cheerful voice, or England with a smoother voice. This won't be relevant for the fic itself, since obviously they will be in English, and stay that way for the conceivable future. Still, this is important because I'll have UTAU covers accompanying the Evillious fics, and I may be inspired to make other covers based on things in the main fic or to cover the character songs. They will mainly be Hetaloids, unless I'm using Nyos (and even then I'll use pitched voices whenever possible), though if the voice is just way too unfitting for the character, I may have to assign them a different voice entirely. These cases, those with no canon voice, Nyos who sound horrible with changed gender flags, those who have an un-extractable voice, or are OCs, will be played by an UTAU I think is fitting enough (or more rarely will have voice samples from a VA who I think is fitting). Characters not listed in the list some way down below that I'm considering recasting include:

- Italy: His voice has that Mediterranean quality to it, but still it might be a bit too "fluffy" for the hotblooded, argumentative Alt-Italy. Still, he is the main character, so I really have reservations about changing his voice. A possibility is using Romano's voice since they have the same VA (especially since many commenters have noted that he sounds very similar to Italy when singing), but that's still Romano/South Italy's voice. Especially a problem if I settle on using male!S. Italy in the Evillious fics.

- Taiwan: Man her voice is flippin' cutesy! I don't know, really, but the cutesiness of her voice really shocked me when I first heard it. Such a cutesy voice fits in a moe anime... in a drama not so much. We expect more realistic voices in this genre, especially for someone over the age of 8.

- Finland: His voice could be way too cheerful. I don't know if anything I could do to manipulate his voice would make it fit Alt-Finland's dark, brooding personality.

- Iceland: This one is the least likely. Though if I cast him he would have a seemingly quiet voice that hid a lot of cheerfulness inside it. His canon voice... isn't very expressive, though I'll still try.

- Norway: Apparently Norwegians talk like they're singing? If that's true, even Norway, the only Nordic who isn't completely off, could need a voice change. The voice does fit Alt-Norway's personality though.

- Poland: It's pretty soft and laid-back. Meanwhile Alt-Poland's personality ranges from Large Ham to bitter washed-up Butt Monkey. I already gave him a partial voicebank, but I might have to recast him to give him a more powerful voice. For some reason I keep imagining him with a voice like Usopp of One Piece fame; maybe I could extract his voice from another VA instead of using a pre-made UTAU. While I'm thinking I'll keep his canon voice, I might also need to find a double for hotblooded Commonwealth Poland and for when he's supposed to sound angry... Which I'll predict will be a lot of his songs. Much like Blue in my Pokémon series, it seems playing him might be a 2-man job. I found that his voice is surprisingly not completely unfitting depending on the song (his laid-back Marukaite Chikyuu threw me off), though I still keep thinking of him having a voice similar to Usopp, but while he can sound powerful I don't think his voice would be able to sustain the sheer amount of hot blood that runs through Commonwealth Poland's veins, and I think trying to make him sound enraged would be a lost cause.

- Lithuania: Way too gentle, probably.

- Estonia: His current voice is OK, but maybe it might be better if he had a more emotionless voice.

- Prussia: Not exactly a change, but I'm pretty sure when I record "his" voicebank, it would just be sampled from a pitched-up version of Germany. Germany's voice sounds shockingly similar to Prussia pitched-up, and combined with the lines it basically becomes Alt-Prussia. The inflections in Germany's voice are obviously way more fitting for Alt-Prussia than Prussia's raw voice; Germany's voice pitched up gives "Prussia's" voice a harsh, whip-like quality, for the lack of a better word.

Can I just say that I'm somewhat biased towards Poland? Seriously, Polish history is awesome, yet so painfully obscure. As a result, he would probably appear disproportionately in prompts. And I may unwittingly gloss over his flaws. While I will try not to do that, it's quite hard with stuff like this.

I also have a bias towards German history. I guess I just like father-son relationships and child characters, but Germany and Prussia will be common features in prompts at least.

There might be some Polandball references here and there. I just love the comic too much.

The tone will be... inconsistent. I hope this becomes part of its charm, but I will definitely warn when a lighthearted comedy chapter follows up a dark one.

Ship warnings (may delete these to avoid spoilers)

The one ship that actually gets married and goes smoothly for a while is LitBel. If I decide on that. She would never break his fingers or anything, in fact they are probably the healthiest couple for the time they are in love in the series. She would have bullied his predecessors before Lithuania was formed, but then Lithuania would take her in as his wife, and instead of persecuting her he would allow her to practice her religion as she pleased, letting her culture flourish. Nationalism would eat away at their love, however, so today none of it remains.

AusHun, Spamano, SuFin, PruHun, NiChu, GiriPan, USUK, LietPol, and most prominent of all, GerIta, will get torpeedo'd. HARD. Some more than others.

I may poke at many unconventional ships, and tease them instead of straight-up shipping them. Pretty much all of these ambiguous cases are rather unconventional.

A sample of some relations I want to explore, alter, and other notes (will definitely delete this later due to sheer spoilers):

United Italy and Germany: These two will have a more... troubled relationship historically. Even during WWII, their alliance was kind of shaky, and Italy ultimately said "Screw you guys, I'm outta here!" at the end. They might have slight affinity for each other as children, as new nations who others may want to undermine, but during the wars they never fully trust each other for good reason. During WWI, Italy would be more concerned with getting South Tyrol and freely betray Germany and Austria, and in WWII, again, their alliance wasn't the most buddy-buddy thing ever. In modern day, their relationship is still listed as a "Special Relationship", but Italy is much closer to Greece and the other Southern Europeans, and will be seen primarily interacting with them, and Germany is closer to France.

America and England: England isn't salty over America's independence, and America cares more about it. England would never shout to the heavens about how America is an idiot, both because of how out of character that would be for this version, and this. However, America doesn't hold that much nostalgia for his childhood. Still, again, they are son and father, not brothers, and America sees England as his father, even if he sees his independence as one of the greatest moments in his life; and while they may mock each other, they ultimately do care. Though America for a while didn't care that much about his dad, now their relationship is special and England is one of the few nations who America can identify 100 percent of the time.

America and Poland: I can imagine that Poland would see a lot of his old self in America. He would be his best friend in Europe, even if America forgets that once in a while. It's a bit one-sided, and if it weren't platonic I would call it a crush.

Germany and France: They have such an interesting relationship, one starting of animosity, escalating until finally becoming close friends after much troubles. Germany is a magnet for such interesting relations, but this one is one of the most notable.

Germany and Austria: Their relationship is also very interesting. Austria considered itself German for a long while, and... let's just say my fanbase if I had one might start making memes about how Austria is a creepy yandere uncle, and he is one of the cases for what late-stage familial-variant nationalism can be like. His arc with familial nationalism especially fascinates me, though I like German history in general.

Prussia and Germany: Prussia pretty much takes care of Germany; once again, Prussia would be upgraded to his father instead of brother. Prussia would effectively get canon Germany's personality, and would be a harsh, stern disciplinarian. He would try to train the kid to be the perfect soldier who can defend himself. A lot of time would probably be spent on this dynamic. To suit this, Germany had to be really toned down, and he would basically be the wide-eyed apprentice character until harsh reality hits.

Once again, the Bad Touch Trio will be wiped. They make absolutely no sense. They teamed up for that one war, but otherwise they've all fought each other, and would never be really called friends. For one, Spain was ruled by the Hapsburgs for a long while, and the Hapsburgs hated the Bourbons, so they fought a lot. And Prussia was protestant while France and Spain were Catholic... nuff said.

England and Portugal: These two have the longest lasting alliance in the world! I'd love to explore their friendship and everything. Though Portugal cares more about England than England cares about Portugal; England doesn't think that much about him, even if he does care on some level, but Port sees him as his best bro and was the most disappointed when England left the EU. Like America and Poland, if it weren't platonic it would be a crush.

England and his colonies: They would be quite interesting, with the family dynamic and all that. His settler colony sons would be quite the dutiful sons, to the point of almost extreme devotion. Also, England remembers Canada exists. In fact, Canada would be important proof of his foothold on North America. Though his relationship with non-settler colonies is still very troubled... though England may be kind of oblivious to it, getting used to his own lies so much he starts to see them as no big deal.

England and Sealand: England more sees him as a curiosity more than anything, and entertains Sealand's fantasies, amused by him.

France's fanclub: Due to the massive pull of his cultural charisma back in the day, this guy would have a sizable amount of fans. Any girls would be likely to attracted to him, and for a while, everyone in Europe would be able to speak French. The guy still has quite a bit of fans/friends, though it's not as much or as strongly as before.

Russia and France: During the 18th century, pre-revolution, France would basically be a tutor to Russia. Russia actually really admires France, possibly because of this; French stereotypes in Russia are overwhelmingly positive, and the opinion polls are highly positive too, though it's the opposite poll-wise for France. It would be kind of a one-sided admiration, especially in modern day. Even when Russia views most of Europe with suspicion, he will respect France. He has a pretty huge soft spot for him, despite France being the embodiment of western influence for a time; out of France's expansive fanclub, he's remained all this time since the 18th century. Again, I'd call it a crush if one of them was female.

Russia and China: China isn't afraid of Russia, at all. Not in modern day at least. They could be described as equal partners; China doesn't consider him a "friend", since he rejects the idea of "friendship" (though he may accept it outwardly), but Russia is one of the closest things to friends he has alongside maybe Pakistan.

Russia and Belarus: Once again, Belarus isn't a yandere anymore. In fact, Russia may be more attached to her. It would be him who comes to ask for an economic union, and him who punishes her to cleanse her of western influence.

China and Japan: Hoo boy. China would have been a mentor to young Japan; they would have fought, but ultimately they would gotten along fine for a while, though China would see him as some barbarian. But in modern day, they simply don't get along. I probably would explore their hatred a lot.

Japan and South Korea: Yeah... a look at East Asian news should be explanatory. They tend to bring out the worst in each other. This is a doozy. First of all, Japan pretty much tried to brainwash South Korea as a child. Terrified by this, South Korea basically shunned Japan for a while, promising himself that he would never let himself get trampled over like that again. In modern day, they actually don't want to hate each other, and they know they have to cooperate. In fact, they have an appreciation for some of each other's pop culture, as much as they would hate to admit it. However, their hang-ups make any attempt of either party to move on go up in flames. As mentioned above, South Korea is very stubborn, tends to hold grudges, and is more idealistic than he thinks, so no matter what is promised on a country level, and from his side of things, as long as his peoples' scars, and his emotional traumas, never heal, he will never be satisfied. This has made Japan believe that SK is a lying brat whose word can't be trusted (as since his father basically had to lie to survive and NK has perfected lying to the point even he doesn't know what's real anymore, it's entirely possible that being good at deception is a Korean family trait, but I find it equally likely that South actually is a pretty bad liar). SK may also sometimes blow up at Japan as dealing with Japan makes his already bottled-up stress levels spike. From Japan's side, SK should move on, just like he has accepted the fact that he was nuked by America, he's apologized many times, and SK's an annoying brat who can't accept that we can't get everything we want. He is also kind of in denial. Japan also may tend to lose his cool around SK more easily and make really stupid decisions that only worsen the situation, or even show a bit of his wrath he has suppressed over the years, which only reinforces the image in SK's mind of Japan as the scary imperialist who made his childhood hell.

China and the rest of Asia: He would have literally seen himself as the center of the world, so it's kind of like he's the mob boss of the mob that is East Asia. He may particularly treat South Korea like a patsy, bossing him and others he can around. Speaking of...

China and South Korea: The dynamic is pretty much switched; South Korea finds China annoying and irritating due to his meddling.

South Italy and Germany: South Italy's hate of the latter isn't permanent. In modern day South Italy's opinion is probably mostly neutral.

South Italy and the North Italies: They fight. A lot. This family is a mess.

Italy and France: These two would actually see each other as friendly rivals. They would bicker about who's food is better, they would be soccer rivals, and Italy would at times egg France telling him he wants the Mona Lisa back. And their arguments can get very long.

Italy and Greece: It's shocking how Hima made Greece's best friend Japan of all people instead of the three other main characters he is actually friends with IRL, particularly Italy, you know, the MAIN CHARACTER, and who everyone else seems to want for no real reason? I mean, everyone likes Italy, but he has almost no interaction with Greece? What? "Una Faccia una razza", never heard of it? While Greece would hate Italy for good reason during WWII, in modern day they would be the best of friends, though Italy may make snide remarks about Greece's financial situation and disapprove of how he handles it.

South Italy and Spain: Their relationship will likely be way more complex, even slightly neglectful, possibly. On a sweet note though, I can imagine them playing chess together, since they were the hubs of chess for a while.

Prussia and Hungary: Barely interact.

Poland and Lithuania: They used to be best friends, but then after Poland became independent again Poland decided to steal Vilnius. And the nationalist side of Lithuania made him believe that he was always bossed around by Poland (which isn't entirely untrue). Their friendship in modern day would be one-sided; while Poland would see Lithuania as a friend, Lithuania would react really badly.

Poland and Hungary: OH YES. WHY U NO INTERACT?! These two are as close as any two nations can be! I probably would have fun with this one trolling the audience. XD I can predict that if this gets a fanbase there would be legions of people shipping these two. Canonically though, I plan to keep them platonic... or are they?

The Japan fanclub: While Japan already has admirers in canon, Greece drops out, as does China in modern day. Still, in it are some unlikely members like Serbia, Ukraine, Georgia, and Poland, you could say wanting sempai to notice them but he rarely does.

Greece and Japan: Replace Japan with Italy, France, or even Russia, or replace Greece with Serbia, and this would make MUCH more sense!

Finland and Estonia: Best bros!

Sweden and Finland: Finland would view Sweden as a major rival, someone he can't lose to. The closest to romantic subtext these two would have is Finland being interpreted as a tsundere by a certain type of fangirl. In fact, Sweden would be more concerned about Aland, his daughter/sister. Sweden just looks at Finland's rival mentality, sighs, and plays along, sometimes he takes it seriously.

Denmark and Norway: Norway doesn't see Denmark as annoying. They might pick on each other occasionally, but they're overall close brothers who are very close when they're Union Brothers (though the thing that ultimately shatters Denmark's world would be Schleswig and Holstein being taken away), and even in modern day they might invite each other to chill on weekend nights. In fact, out of the two Nordic duos, they're the overall closer ones.

Lithuania and Belarus: They were husband and wife at one point. Maybe. See above part about shipping.

Canada and Ukraine: He houses tons of her immigrants; in fact, at least two of his provinces can be effectively called her children. If Canada didn't have his daddy issues at the time and he wasn't likely pretty young, I might have literally make them their children. Nowadays, Canada would be very firmly on her side, and stand up for her when Russia goes against her.

Canada and the Netherlands: These two are best bros. Like real best bros. See, Canada isn't invisible, he has two major relations other than America! These will have reasons explored in-fic.

Australia and the rest of Asia: I have the imagery of him being this leader with the East Indies nations following him around. He would also be friends with South Korea and Japan, in particular South Korea, and would have fought with America in every major international war. He would deal with the Asia-Pacific nations a lot, and they would be some of his biggest business partners. I would definitely dive into the (at this time) recent spats with his biggest customer, China.

Romania and Hungary: Something I want to explore more. Transylvania might be a character on their own.

Romania and Bulgaria: For a time, these two barely talked. They were enemies at times, sometimes allies, and that was it. Romania was actually closer to Serbia, and Serbia was his main drinking buddy if it wasn't the other Romance speakers (see below). During the Communist era, Ceaușescu isolated Romania, so he was a pretty lonely guy for a while, he didn't talk much to anyone, not even the other Communist countries. It was only after they joined the EU together, and a while after that at that, they started becoming friends. And even then, maybe Romania still likes Serbia more, though due to a certain reason that may be starting to finally shift.

Switzerland and Lichtenstein: He often mistakes her for a canton of his; i.e., he forgets that she's a country. He wouldn't be that overprotective, though he would still see her as his responsibility.

Cyprus and Greece: Cyprus would be another victim of familial-variant nationalism; in fact, his case would probably be worse than Austria, since it turns violent. Again, I find nationalism, especially familial-variant and its ramifications, fascinating. He would be a pretty good, and horrifying, case study in what harm it can cause everyone.

Turkey and Greece: Their rivalry would be... a lot less lighthearted, obviously. It would be less Sitcom Arch Nemesis and more a mutual rage button. And of course, Japan has nothing to do with it, it's all due to history. The tension that runs through the air when they're in the same room can be cut with a knife. And since they're now both loud, shouty, and argumentative, it can also get extremely, ear-bustingly loud. Though it's entirely possible that Greece may actually go quiet due to rage. ...Or so used to be. Now, their relationship is tense, but they have mutual respect due to something I will definitely elaborate on in a one-shot; basically, they helped each other after earthquakes hit each other within less than a month. I'm definitely writing about this sometime, since it's just too awesome to miss. They might not be completely "friends", but Turkey, being the type of guy who lives by the philosophy of "I'll scratch your back if you scratch mine", at least is willing to consider calling him that, and Greece respects him more because of the ordeal.

Turkey and South Korea: Turkey is friends with Japan, yeah, but these two are also surprisingly close. I would want to explore this a bit. It seems that these two would meet during the Korean War, and develop a unique friendship. I don't know why these two, but it seems that Turkey tends to pick up friends on the battlefield.

Turkey and Australia: These two also befriend each other on the battlefield, and Turkey would also happen to be Australia's first friend outside of his family. It would play a bit of a role in the latter's arc. I find it really interesting that these two became friends despite being enemies, you rarely see that happen. I guess this means that Aussie has a pretty balanced view of war.

Iran and Korea/South Korea: While Iran is a non-canon character, I just wanted to bring it up. Iran, or at least his father, would have been great friends with the old Korea. Nowadays though, it would be a bit one-sided, where South Korea doesn't take that much note of him, but Iran actually has a bit of a soft spot for him, though it isn't much. But South Korea would care about him when it comes to soccer; as a major rival. It probably wouldn't be the best to mention Iran around him in soccer season.

Based on fanon; the ex-Yugoslavs: They all see each other as family, albeit a really, really dysfunctional one. Serbia, Croatia, Montenegro, and Bosnia may in fact be closer to siblings than cousins, though they call each other by their names and won't refer to them as brothers (outside of Serbia and Montenegro) because there's enough brother-spamming, dammit. Though in any human AUs they may or may not be siblings. The only exception is Kosovo, who is presumably unrelated to all of them.

Based on fanon; Serbia and Croatia: In Yugotalia they're kind of like rivals and have what seems to be a love-hate relationship; here it's only hate. And their fights are painful to witness. If they weren't nations, their fights would probably be fatal. They elicit visceral reactions from each other, and during Yugoslavia they were constantly at each other's throats, as much as Tito tried to get them to be friends. They merely are forced to cooperate since they're neighbors.

Based on fanon; Serbia and Kosovo: In Yugotalia Serbia is like an overprotective parent, but in Alt-talia Serbia has absolutely no love for Kosovo himself, and merely wants his old house back. His house contains his good memories, of everything before things went wrong, as such it holds a lot of sentimental value to him. He just wants Kosovo because Kosovo comes with the house now. He despises the kid, and the feeling is mutual. ...And once, he actually did try to kill Kosovo in sheer rage. Also, Kosovo is Albania's brother or son, who appeared when Albania spent some time in the area. So there's basically two Kosovos; the old house (the location) and Kosovo himself (the people).

Based on fanon; Serbia and FYROM: His crush on FYROM is gone; not only is FYROM a dude now (I think), they see each other as family. Also, as mentioned FYROM is a kid now, maybe around physically 13 or 14, so ew. And when the conflicts over FYROM were going on, he would be much younger, since he's only as old as the concept of Macedonian nationalism. We might have messed up things in this fic, but no pedos please.

Based on fanon; Bulgaria and FYROM: See Serbia and FYROM. Besides FYROM being a dude now (I think), they're now siblings (and maybe even technically father and son), as much as FYROM doesn't want to acknowledge it (so it's kind of like canon Norway and Iceland I guess?), so Bulgaria doesn't have a crush on FYROM, because ew. Also, he's a kid, so double ew. Bulgaria kind of sees FYROM as an edgy, angsty teenager who is adorable in his want to be seen as a separate nation (though maybe he's a bit offended that FYROM doesn't want to be associated with him that much), calling him "Malco Mi" (Little Me/Mini-Me), while FYROM finds Bulgaria very patronizing and irritating. I hope I don't insult Macedonians too much with making it seem like FYROM's want to be a nation is just teenage edge though.

Based on fanon; Bosnia and Srpska: Oh boy. Let's just say their relationship is less "Dawww Bos wants to be seen as Srpska's dad but Srpska won't let him!" and more "Oh god this relationship is abusive". Srpska actually wanted Bosnia dead for a time, and still would be happy if Bosnia died as a country (though then Bosnia would probably attach to the Bosniaks instead). Now, when Srpska and Bosnia interact it turns ugly or has this air of tension between them. It could be said that this is a less comedic version of their Yugotalia dynamic though - what often happens is Bosnia, as the representation of BiH, wants Srpska to feel represented, but after Srpska snaps at him he snaps at him back, as the representative of the Bosniaks. Though they can sit beside each other and talk, if it blows up it gets baaaad. It doesn't help that Srpska reminds Bosnia of painful memories he hasn't recovered from. Bosnia does actually remember that they did get along during Yugoslavia; though maybe Srpska didn't exist during this time? I'm not entirely sure, since I usually don't personify minorities that have another "homeland" except in rare, rare cases like Crimea where it is absolutely necessary to understand the situation or they had a country of their own before that was dissolved, and maybe Srpska is one of the former? Not sure. In any way, as I alluded to Bosnia doesn't want to hate the kid either, he remembers when Serbs, Bosniaks, and Croats all got along, until the war. But because of traumatic memories, he feels like he has to. Srpska, filled with familial nationalism, wants nothing more than to be part of Serbia, and not being so often causes him mental pain; he pines after Serbia alone, and being in Bosnia's house just feels wrong to him. Also, Srpska is strictly related to Serbia. He isn't Bosnia's son.

Based on fanon; Bosnia and Turkey (similar applies to America) : If I go with the idea of him having a split personality; he usually sees Turkey like a big brother, though they aren't directly related, and the respect is mutual. If one wasn't a dude, I may even say Bosnia has a crush. However, if his mind happens to be "attached" to Srpska or the Croats, he becomes snappy and angry around him. Though usually, this doesn't happen, since being attached to the Bosniaks is his default state and being around Turkey seems to ease this phenomenon, but you never know. Still, even in Bosniak mode he doesn't regret that rebellion he threw against him whatsoever.

Based on fanon; Serbia and Romania: I think that the Yugotalia comics didn't elaborate much on them, so I'll just elaborate here anyway. These two are the type of friends who like to go out drinking once in a while. Maybe with drinking contests since they're both pretty bad alcoholics, ending up completely trashed by the end of the night and emptying half the bar. Maybe they like to hide in the night with a bunch of alcohol and scare people who pass by. As long as they don't talk about Russia, everything is fine. In fact, for a time Romania was closer to Serbia than Bulgaria, he only really started talking with Bulgaria that often recently. Though maybe recently Romania has grown a bit alienated by Serbia's treatment of Vlachs, which is threatening to break their friendship.

...And many more!

Characters who will be female, at least by default (for personal reference)

Definitely female: Philippines, Nicaragua, Rwanda, Angola, Eritrea, Panama, Western Sahara, Kurdistan (at least one if multiple), South Vietnam, Aland (Polandball influence), Faroe Islands, Ryukyu Kingdom/Okinawa, Mongol Empire, Kingdom of Kush, at least some of the Etruscan city-states, Roman-Gallia (I don't know if the province would be personified or Gaul as a whole, but one would need to be a female to mother France), various Native American tribes if personified, various Celtic tribes

Probably female: Myanmar, Venezuela, Colombia, Bolivia, Namibia, Palau, Micronesia, Armenia, Sicily, Lipka, Central Vietnam, Ostrogoth or Visigoth, Hazarajat if included, Parthia if separate entity from Persia

Possibly female: Ireland, Malta, Sparta, Svalbard, Greenland

If this becomes an original series, Finland and Iceland will probably be female as well. I've considered France, but women got the vote pretty late there...

Changed names

Since certain character human names don't make sense, I decided to give them some new ones. There are also notes for common mistakes, and for those who are from a list of names already given by Hima. Many of these are from a DeviantArt artist.

Austria: Roderich Edelmann (Edelstein is a Jewish name.)

Belgium: Anne "Anouk" Michel (while "Anne" isn't listed, none of them are both French and Dutch, and the two French names, Henri and Manon, aren't even feminine)

Denmark: Simon Andersen

Egypt: Mohammed Hassan (Gupta is a Hindu name! If I personify Hazarajat though, and decide to make them male, I may call them Hassan as a reference to The Kite Runner)

- Pre-Muslim name: Imhotep

Estonia: ???

Finland: Timo Väinämöinen

Greece: Herakles Korais (Hercules Watermelon? Really Hima?)

Hungary: Erzsébet Héderváry

Italy: Feliciano/Felice Balducci (I'm really reluctant about changing his name, but Feliciano is a last name...)

Latvia: Raivis Garanča (Oh come on, he got an Italian surname? He got Italy's surname wrong and gave another character an Italian surname... HOOOWWWW)

Russia: Ivan "Vanya" Braginov (Braginsky sounds Polish)

South Italy: Lavinio/Lorenzo Balducci/Barese (latter is name as an Independent country)

South Korea: Yong-Soo Lee (Kunimoto under Imperial Japan)

Sweden: Sven Berwald-Oxenstierna (Apparently Berwald is a last name?)

Switzerland: Sebastian "Basch" Zwingili (however, I may change his name entirely so it fits all communities... Somehow)

Turkey: Sadik Adanır (Adnan is a first name, not a last name)

Ukraine: Iryna Chernenko (Katyusha is Russian)

Confirmed OC/nameless character names

(All Yugotalia characters and Latin Hetalia characters will keep their names unless noted otherwise)

Argentina: Martín Vargas (the first name is taken from his Latin Hetalia name, but Vargas was just too perfect for him since it's a Spanish name popular in Latin America but used to be the last name of the Italies', and he's got a lot of Italians)

Brandenburg: Arendt Beildshmidt (He would have only had a first name before uniting with Prussia)

Holy Roman Empire: Hlodvig/Ludiwg (I'm thinking Germany would be named after him)

Israel: David Cohen (keeps multiple last names as a wandering entity)

Korea: Min-Geun Lee/Kunimoto

Malta: Gilju/Cikku, last name undecided (the former if female, the latter if male)

North Korea: Hyun-Soo Lee/Kunimoto (still up for debate)

Philippines: Maria De La Cruz

Portugal: Jose Da Costa

Male names for female characters

While I try to avoid it whenever possible, the truth is that there will be female personifications in historically patriarchal societies, especially canon ones. So it's likely that they will need to have male alter-egos to get anything done. Or even if their society isn't particularly patriarchal, they may not be able to fight in wars, which is part of the duty of the nation. As such, they will need to have have male aliases. These names will also be used if I use their Nyotalia counterparts in prompts or fanfics (i.e. the Evillious fics)

Belarus: Andrej or Vadzim

Belgium: Joël?

Czech Republic: ???

Hungary: Dániel

Philippines: Juan

Ukraine: Oleksander

Nyotalia names for characters

Again, these will probably only be used for AU fics, but here goes anyway. This list's gonna be long, so brace yourselves. I'll initially only post main characters in canon, more notable minor characters in canon, those I think are important enough to include, and those who appear in Evillious, though I might add more. It could be said that this is mainly for my Evillious fic, since this might come in handy if someone wants to write a recursive fanfic. Some of these were already given by Hima.

America: Amelia

Austria: Anneliese (probably? Apparently "Sophia" is more common, but that's way too generic)

Canada: Marguerite/Margarete

China: Chun-Yang

Denmark: ???

Estonia: ???

Egypt: ???

England: Alice (Also, I think of Nyo!England having a bun more than twintails. Those... are way too anime. She ain't Miku, those twintails don't belong!)

Finland: ???

France: Marianne

Germany: Monika

Greece: ???

Hong Kong: ???

Holy Rome: Monika (probably)

Iceland: ???

Italy: Rosa (I switched Italy and England's names around since those seemed more fitting)

- South Italy: Chiara

- Venice (?) : Benvenunta

Japan: Sakura

Korea: Min-Jung

Latvia: ???

Lithuania: ???

Norway: ???

North Korea: ???

Netherlands: ???

Prussia: Julia, AKA "Julchen"

Poland: Jadwiga

Portugal: ???

Russia: Anastasia, AKA "Anya"

South Korea: ???

Spain: ???

Sweden: ???

Switzerland: ???

Turkey: Elif

Stand-in UTAUs for characters

This list is mostly for personal reference. Like I mentioned before, I'm making covers with Hetalia character voices using UTAU. However, the fan characters obviously lack voices, as do some canon characters, so normal UTAUs would be used instead. Recasts will also be listed here. These are listed in random order.

Bosnia: Mathieu Rossaire (?) (Though I'm debating it, since Tix said that he sounds close to Denmark)

Serbia: Toragane Oyupo (?) (See Bosnia)

Malta: Sonone Linako (female voice; male version is this pitched down) (undecided since I don't even have a character design yet)

Montenegro: Shujoteki Kaen

Russia: Russialoid lowered (I'm thinking his cutesy, high voice would be extremely unfitting for Alt-Russia, so I could lower his voice to sound more fitting. As he's a main character, I'm really, REALLY reluctant to recast him)

Sweden: Arashine Yoru (His canon voice is way too comically low for Alt-Sweden)

Greece: Rouon Aro (His canon voice is way too quiet)

Korea twins: Yokune Ruko or Tsukishiro Hakupo (North is an octave or so lower) (I'm really struggling between these two. According to my friend I consult for these things, Ruko sounds like seriousness hiding energy and strength, while Hakupo sounds like a teenager dissatisfied with the injustices in the world. Both fit a lot, really)

Prussia: Germany's voice pitched up (The first recast I thought of. Trying to make his canon voice as it is fit Alt-Prussia is kind of a lost cause, but it just so happens that if you pitch Germany's voice up it sounds eerily like Prussia, but a lot more disciplined; i.e. basically Alt-Prussia's voice. It doesn't have quite the weight that Germany's voice has, but it makes up for it in a quality that I can only describe as like a harsh whip, very fitting for a strict Glass Canon)

Nyotalia characters

Fem!S. Italy: Tcharoemon (While I could pitch up Romano's voice, I'm having trouble using his voice, so I'm casting her here for now)

Fem!Turkey: Homura Rei or Suzu (Similar case to S. Italy, but here I can't extract his voice at all (though I may have found a way. I'll just have to pay for it). Besides, it seems that pitching his voice up would just get squeaky instead of feminine)

Some rambling about Hetalia Emblem gameplay

This was to go in the section about Hetalia Emblem, but it made the already long section even longer. I'm posting it here because I don't want to lose it.

And for gameplay, for big ones I can cover here, the class system would be different, as the character designs these are based on were made with no character classes in mind, there probably would be no class change, and as everyone in World Flags has a unique weapon, I would either strip those from everyone outside of select characters in favor of Bronze/Iron/Steel/Silver/maybe kind of fancy but still generic weapons, with the G8 getting their weapons later in their game as this game's Falchion/Binding Blade/Siegmund/Ragnell/Omega Yato/what have you, though since the G8's weapons all except for Canada's look surprisingly generic maybe they're their "rapiers" (which I really don't want as some of the characters that would inevitably end up minor have some really cool weapons), have to make it so that literally everyone's special weapon can be obtained from somewhere and make them use generic weapons before then, or just scrap the need to put generic weapons in the game in the first place, though that would also probably be a bit boring (also this game would be woefully imbalanced since Vietnam seems to be the only mage and Portugal seems to be the only Stone Wall, lol). Also, for the main characters, I could maybe give them completely original legendary weapons, though it feels kind of wrong changing them. The concept of something similar to a Triangle Attack would be bought back, either alongside or replaced by big, flashy combination attacks certain combinations of characters can do if certain conditions are met. Though I am thinking that there would be "Olympian" classes for certain characters for countries that do extremely well at a certain Olympic category with a fitting weapon... That just maaaaayyyy make them OP in this already unbalanced game lol. Also not sure how the Weapon Triangle would work since so far it seems absolutely no one wants to use an axe.

100 writing prompts challenge

(WARNING! MAJOR SPOILERS! Many if not all of these are likely to become chapters in the future! You have been warned!)

I realized that South Korea is way too overrepresented here. I just like writing him that much I guess. And there's too many prompts that fit him. So yeah, expect to see him a lot. Lithuania to an extent as well. I can't believe I wrote about him more than I wrote about Poland himself.

1. Dance

“Aua!”

Austria withdrew his foot in pain. The music stopped as abruptly as their movements, and Hungary grumbled a gruff “Sorry”.

Austria sighed. For the past three hours, they had only pathetically stumbled in place. The music was right, he knew the movements, he knew them all by heart. That wasn’t the problem.

He looked back at his wife, who was likewise looking at him, irritated. She swore and complained. “Can we stop now?”.

Austria didn’t know why he bothered sometimes. And he didn’t think his feet, or hers, could take being stepped on anymore.

He shook his head. “Alright, alright. We may dance separately. Is that alright with you?”

She nodded, and hastily let go of his hands as if brushing them away. “Yes. Now can I go?”

“Ja, you may.”

2. Treat

“That’s enough!”

Ludwig plopped onto the ground, exhausted. “Ja... jawhol...” he panted, unable to muster an energetic reply. “How... how did I do?”

The boy looked up at his father, who as always had his trademark stern expression etched in his face, seemingly not even tired.

“Very well, trooper.”

Ludwig mustered a tired smile. “I... I did?”

“Brandenburg, get the boy some water!” Gilbert barked. Arendt obliged, unscrewing the cap of his canteen and pushing it to the boy's mouth, the water filling his dry throat.

He let out a satisfied gasp, when he saw Gilbert going to his horse and digging into his saddle bag.

“Vater?”

Gilbert took out a chocolate bar, walked back, and handed it to his son. “Here. Your treat for your good performance today. Good job, kamrade.”

Ludwig’s face brightened again. He took the bar of sweetness into his hands, making sure not to show too much greediness.

“Danke, vater!”

3. Sand

West Sahara took another look around her “home”.

Sand, sand, more sand. It wasn’t much, but it was home. For now. She much preferred it be here than with him.

“Damn you, Morocco...”

For the second time that day, she inspected her gun, doing as the soldiers did around her. Someday, she would have her home to herself. Someday.

Russia looked down at his feet, curiously. He sank somewhat in the strange grainy substance. The horses couldn’t walk on it, but apparently he could.

He walked ahead a few steps his shoes left a mark, then another, then another. He jumped. It left a deeper imprint. He ran his fingers through it, letting it flow through. The young adolescent couldn’t help but be amazed by this dry, strange dirt. He hadn’t reached the shore yet, and already things were getting odd.

“What do you suppose this is?”

Russia blinked. He shook his head. It was a surreal sight - fields of tan grains, ending in a wider field of water.

So this was an “ocean”; a vaguely sticky wind blew through his hair, bringing some of the grains with it. He could get used to this.

4. Salt

5. Clip

6. Bread

France wanted bread.

Oh sure, he was fed and had cooked much better at the banquets in his castle. They were magnificent things, with lush foods any peasant would never even dream of. But lately, that wasn’t enough to satisfy him.

That was part of the problem, wasn’t it? Only bread would satisfy this new insatiable hunger that always gnawed at his stomach. More than his stomach.

Ever since he had seen them, his people, he wasn’t able to separate himself from them. And every time he thought of them, a strange but somewhat familiar feeling ran through him. They were who he depended on, who fed him, who worked to keep him running. So why did they have to starve, while his nobles grew fat?

France managed to get up despite his anemia, exiting his elegantly furnished room for another night in the town. It was a dirty, dreadful place, but he felt strangely at home there lately. Maybe he could get into another debate today; surely, that would ease the pain a bit.

7. Fish (WIP)

The cod slammed into his face.

Iceland taunted, waving another cod in the air at his foe.

That had done it.

That was when England snapped.

"YOU WOT MATE?!"

His face turned red, his shoulders shook, and one could have sworn that smoke was coming out of his ears and nose.

8. Race

9. Poor

Philippines stood in front of South Korea, an uncharacteristically serious look on her face. “HOY! Timog Korea!”

South Korea tried his best to avoid the girl, but she wouldn’t let him through. Finally, he relented.

“What do you want?” He said, more curtly than he probably should have.

Philippines tried to look him in the eye. He seemed to tower over her as he stood with his freshly-pressed pristine suit and no-nonsense face, the stray curl of his hair twitching ever so slightly. “I am busy.”

Philippines took a deep breath. “Do you hate me?”

South Korea seemed somewhat confused. “...What?”

She continued, her emotions getting the better of her again, her feet stomping. “I feel like you look at me so... so what is the word... condescendingly! Why?! You used to look up to me! What have I ever done to you?! Am I too annoying?! Is it... is it because I’m poor?!”

South Korea pinched his forehead. “Do you want me to be honest?”

Philippines felt her heart slightly sink. She was reluctant, but she had to know. “Yes”.

South Korea took a deep breath. “Yeah, when I was little, I looked up to you. But look at you now. What have you done with your life? I used to be poor, I was like a third-world country, but look at me now! I worked hard to get where I am! I worked in coal mines as a child, built my industry, I worked like a dog to finally show everyone what I could do! But look at you! Your people live in tin houses, you have a drug epidemic, and you can not be a first-world country! Sorry to be blunt, but maybe it is your fault you are poor! Of course I look down on you!”

Philippines stood where she did. Tears started forming in her eyes.

“Whoa, dude! What’s going on here!”.

It was Alfred. The man shoved the last of his Big Mac down his throat and ran over, a surprised look on his face. He looked to Philippines, who was now surely about to cry. “Dude, South Korea! What the hell man!”

Yong Soo faced away from Alfred, trying to look for an escape. “...I need to go”.

“Hey! Dude! Get back here!”

10. Rich

He was rich! He was rich!

China jumped for joy. Today was another great success! To get rich was surely glorious! He wondered why he had held back for so long. Sure, Confucius was a wise man, but he couldn’t know everything, right? For millennia, he had shunned merchants, but it turned out he had it inside him all along.

China flinched and gently sat down, making sure he didn’t reopen any wounds. He had to remember he was still healing. He took a puff from his cigarette, looked up to the roof of his new, plain house, and grinned to himself. His future surely was bright. Maybe he wasn’t truly rich. Yet. But he surely would be in a few decades.

The resurrection of the Chinese Dragon was finally underway.

11. Name

Min-Geun stared at the two children who had appeared in front of him. Now that he was at home and had come to terms with the fact that he now suddenly had two proto-nations on his hands, there was a certain something that had to be done.

“Ah, now that I have you clothed, I shall have to name you two”

The two adorably tilted their heads in confusion, the stray curls in their hair falling to the side of their faces.

They weren’t nations - not yet at least. So it was especially important that he give them their human names. But what?

Then it struck him.

Yes, it was perfect! ...What were their names again?

He turned to the one in red, and swept him into his arms.

“For you, Hyun-Soo it is. So you shall be strong, like the pulled string of a bow, and graceful, like the string of a harp.”

“And you...” he took the one dressed in blue in his other arm. He squeaked in surprise.

“...Shall be Yong-Soo. So you shall be a brave warrior, courageous as any tiger.”

The two children looked to each other. The curls of their hair bounced, and they looked back at their father, smiling.

Min-Geun couldn’t help but laugh. “Ah! I am grateful that it is to your tastes. It is settled, then!”

Min-Geun looked out his window. “Balhae, Baekje... I have named these children in your honor. Please, even if you still resent me, lead them on a path of fortune and prosperity...”

“Appa?” Hyun-Soo questioned.

Min-Geun came back to reality. “Ah, Pardon, Pardon. Come, I shall introduce you to my king.”

(Not exactly sure what Goguryeo/Balhae and Baekje’s names would be, but it would be Hyun-something and Yong-something)

“Give up already!”

“No!”

Greece and The Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia glared at each other. Bickering. Again. And loudly at that.

“Malco Mi, back for more again?” Bulgaria asked the young nation at the door with a somewhat mocking tone. The boy glared at his brother. “Shut up, Bulgaria!”

Greece scowled. He hated the little brat like no one could believe. “How many times do I have to tell you?”

FYROM stomped his foot. “Why do you want to not see who I am?!”

“YOU. ARE NOT. MACEDONIA!” Greece roared, making some others in the EU meeting room jump. “And until you get that, you WILL NOT join the EU, or NATO!”

Germany shook his head. “I’m sorry, but he’s right. Until candidates resolfe all problems vith all our members, ve cannot accept you.”

Greece crossed his arms.

FYROM scowled deeper and stormed off.

Greece loudly slammed the door after the young nation, making the others jump in their seats again.

The man stormed to his seat. Almost everyone in the meeting room either sighed, groaned, or took their fingers out of their ears. They didn’t understand the conversation, but they knew exactly what it was about.

Germany took his seat and shook his head again, his forehead in his palm.

“Griechenland...”

France just looked at Greece with a slightly sympathetic, but mostly “Why do I have to deal with this?” look. “Tu ‘eard ‘im.” He sighed. “Name problem, oui?”

Italy, sitting beside Greece, patted his friend’s shoulder in concern. “Mamma-mia amico, why can’t-a you let him have his-a name?”

Greece shook his head at him. “You don’t understand. How gwould you feel if someone used Rome’s name?”

Romania raised his eyebrows, and Portugal and Spain could be heard cracking up.

Greece realized his mistake, and his face reddened as he glared at his two friends. “Do not understand, you!"

Italy also snickered. "Si! I-a zee your point-a."

Greece moved his glare to his best friend "Not funny! Next thing you know, the paidí will saing all of the Macedonia belongs to him!”

Luxembourg rolled his eyes. “Belgium has a region called Luxembourg, but you don’t see me trying to claim it. I even used to own it.”

Greece huffed. “Different this is. He actually did try to claim it before. That’s why I joined NATO. He put the statues of Alexander the Great and name his airport after him. Remember? Knows what is doing he is.”

Bulgaria decided to chime in. “Besides, he is only little brother. He is not own nation any ways.”

Greece pointed to Bulgaria. “Listen to him! No such thing as ‘Macedonian’ there is!”

He then stood up. “Macedon was part of family. I am protecting the family name, that all. That Slav has no right to it, never will!”

Poland, Czechia, Slovakia, and Bulgaria stared at him.

“...Not that being Slav is wrong.”

o-o-o-o-o-o

FYROM kicked the ground and cursed.

Why did the man have to deny him even his name?! Why?! It wasn’t fair!

Just because he looked 13 didn't mean he wasn't a real nation dammit!

He remembered Bulgaria’s words. He always called him “Malco mi”. A small version of him, that was all he was to him, wasn’t he? He claimed his language was just a dialect of his, and Serbia claimed his church was his. Why wouldn’t they let him have anything?

Except he did have something. He was Macedonia. He KNEW he was Macedonia. Wasn’t that what mattered?

And Greece wasn’t going to take that away from him.

12. Vault

Norway heaved the heavy door open.

Svalbard walked into the vault. He clutched the foam package holding the precious sample tighter as Norway closed the door behind him and turned on his flashlight. The cool, crisp air nipped at their faces, but it was nothing compared to what was outside - Svalbard was used to it, anyway.

Every time he visited this place, Svalbard was made to think about his role in the world. Here he was, just an unincorporated territory, but with such a monumental task. In the cold, frigid air, tasked as the guardian of the world’s flora. As unlikely as it were, if a major global disaster were to happen, he would survive; that was why it had to be him. Surrounding him now and in his hands were little specks of hope, inside them plants of the like he only knew of vaguely through the occasional immigrant from a warmer place. There, they slept, to be awoken who knows when.

The two reached the place. Svalbard looked to Norway for confirmation. He nodded. He put the sample in a plastic tote bag, and set it on the shelf. Then, they left, just as they had arrived.

13. Crime

"We got 100 today."

Her president reported confidently.

Philippines shivered, but clapped her hands and smiled, fearful, but joyful.

"Yes! Thank you! Thank you, Mr. President!"

Her president slammed his hand on the table. "We got those criminals good."

He walked in front of her. "In some time, you'll be drug-free. You won't have to worry about them again."

She smiled a tomboyish grin. "Oo! I can't wait!"

o-o-o-o-o

"Hey."

America said to Philippines, looking somewhat uncomfortable.

"What is it, Kuya America?"

"Are you ok?"

She looked at him, confused. "Why?"

"Dude, your president is killing your people! Doesn't that freak you out?"

She suddenly turned serious. "They're bad people!"

"Yeah, but... Without trial!"

"President Duterte knows what he's doing! He's scary, but he knows what's best!"

"Jesus Christ, man." America shivered as he heard a gunshot outside. He knew it was just military practice, but still.

"...It hurts a bit, but it will be worth it!", her expression changed, and she beamed up at him.

America stopped talking. He didn't know what to say to that.

"Well, okay then..."

(Thought I should include something about her that doesn't also feature S. Korea)

14. Photograph

15. Quill

“...Teach me how to write.”

The one known as Polatsk was surprised to hear when she heard those words come out of the mouth of Lithuania. He was speaking fluent Ruthenian. He continued “I like your language. I need to know because I am a big country now. Can you teach me?”

That was why Natallia now found herself facing the boy at her desk, quill in hand.

Natallia dipped her quill in ink, pressed it to the parchment, and wrote down an “A”. Then came a “Б”, then “B”...

Tolvydas looked on, fascinated by the strange symbols his wife scribbled onto the parchment.

Natallia continued until she had finished the entire Cyrillic alphabet, setting the quil down. “This is alphabet”. She explained. All words are made up of these.” She handed the quill to the boy. “Here, try to copy this. Can you do that?”

Tolvydas took the pen into his hand, inspecting it. The boy poked the end with his finger, and watched as a small dot of the black substance stained it. Natallia handed him a cloth so he could wipe the excess ink off.

“Come on, isn’t too hard.”

Tolvydas finally set the pen onto the paper and scribbled out a messy “A”.

It was barely legible, but it was something. “A”. Natallia said. “That’s “A”. Say ‘a.’”

“A”.

“That’s it!” She praised, somewhat surprising herself by how happy this made her.

She pointed to the next letter. “Now you should know what to do. Come on.”

Practice continued like that, until Tolys had written out and pronounced all of the letters of the Cyrillic alphabet. Tolys studied his work, from the looks of it proud of what he had made.

“Good. Now I’ll teach you about double letters. Repeat after me.”

A few days after their lessons had started. Tolvydas stared at the parchment intently. His task - writing his names.

However, he could only make it partway through before pausing and shaking his head.

“Let’s repeat again.”

It was the third try, and Tolys was finally getting the hang of it. He wrote each symbol one by one, slowly but surely. Finally, he managed to transcribe his names. The boy proudly presented it to the girl.

“TOЛBЪИДAC”

“ЛИTBA”

It was still messy, with stray blotches of ink everywhere, but she was rather impressed. “Very good.”

Tolys huffed in satisfaction.

“Class finished. You can go now.”

Tolys let out a relieved sigh and was about to set his pen down when he paused. He once again dipped the quill in ink, and started scribbling something down intently under “ЛИTBA”.

What is he doing now?

He blushed and made a small smile, finally presenting it to her.

It was especially rough and messy, and she had to squint to read it, but then she slowly realized what he had written.

“HATAЛЛѨ”

“Litva. Natallia”, he said, hiding his blush with his sleeve.

Then, he hopped out of his chair, running outside. Probably to tend to his horse, or whatever pagans did nowadays.

Natallia looked at the messy handwriting the boy had left behind. Didn’t he resent her at all? After all she had done to his predecessors, after all the times they had fought, the boy didn’t seem to have any hatred for her in his eyes. She was expecting the worst after he had conquered her, but after the battle was over, he had only shown her considerateness. Instead of punishing her, he took her as his wife. He had allowed her to roam as she wished, allowed her to practice Christianity the way she pleased despite his paganism and all the horrors Christians had subjected him to. She knew that he was probably doing this because with her people, she could overpower him; even if he could win the battle, in the long run, it was more convenient for him to keep her pacified. Yet, while he had always somewhat spooked her, she could see no malice behind those eyes, only trust.

Of course, she had been pagan at some point too. Maybe they connected on some level after all.

16. Punch

(Prompt version 1)

Cyprus' fist slammed into the side of England's face, sending him stumbling.

"Augh... Chap! What do you think you are doing?!", he asked, rubbing the side of his face where the punch had landed.

The island nation glared at him with pure rage, making even him shiver slightly.

"Give me enosis! Why won't you let me go home?!"

"Cyprus! Calm down!"

"NO! GIVE ME ENOSIS!", the rampaging nation screamed. He picked up a chair and threw it at him, but England dodged it in time, letting it make a "CRASH!" as it slammed into the wall.

"Blimey! Well, there goes your chair..."

"I'M NOT YOURS!"

He wound back his fist to punch his colonizer again, but England caught his fist before he could do so.

England lunged and managed to pin his colony to the wall, said colony thrashing in his grasp. England swore he could see the other nation frothing at the mouth.

"I AM GREEK! I AM NOT YOUR COLONY! LET GO OF ME!"

England winced. "Calm down! You're acting like a child!"

"I THOUGHT YOU WOULD LET ME JOIN THEM! WHY WON'T YOU LET ME GO?!"

"It's getting worse..." England mumbled under his breath. "Bloody nationalism..."

"LET ME GO!"

Meanwhile, Turkish Cyprus was peering into the room, witnessing the man's tantrum in horror. He shivered as the man's screams echoed in the hallway.

"Lad, stop this instant, or I won't allow Greece to see you again for a year!"

Cyprus froze. Then, he started shaking. Tears streamed down his face.

England let him crumple to the floor.

"Why do you do this to me? Why? Why do you torture me like this?"

"Cyprus-"

"All I want is to be by his side. You let go of all your other colonies! Why?!"

"Cyprus-"

The normally cheerful man glared at him with tear-filled eyes. "I hate you. I hate you! Go away! I hate you!"

England sighed. He was starting to get a headache, and really needed to take a smoke right now.

He closed the door behind him, and saw Turkish Cyprus cowering, just out of sight of the doorway.

England shook his head. "Good luck, lad. Good luck."

Turkish Cyprus merely nodded.

17. X-Ray

18. Railroad

19. Wreck

20. Coin

21. Ice

England stared at his drink, then to his son's.

America looked at him questioningly as he slurped his Coca-Cola. "What are you staring at?"

"What the bloody hell is this?"

"Iced tea?"

England showed the cup to his son.

America put his cup down. "I don't see anything?"

"It's half ice."

"So?"

"...How do you drink this?"

"What, you wanted iced tea, didn't you?"

"Your drink is also pretty much ice," England pointed out.

"What, do you want it to get warm?"

England sighed. "I don't understand you."

He attempted to take a sip, and shivered from the coldness.

"Whatever, dude" America shrugged, and got back to slurping his cola.

22. Truck

23. Antique

24. House

25. Flower

“Hallo!”

Canada was greeted by a smiling Dutchman. Canada welcomed him with a smile of his own. “So, it is that time of year again, eh?”

In The Netherlands’ hands were a beautiful bouquet of tulips, in his signature color of bright, cheerful orange.

“Come on, there’s way more of them at the port!”

(More to come)

26. Shatter

(Prompt reservation: Yugoslavia)

27. Star

28. Goal

The ball swooshed into the goal.

Brazil made a teeth-flashing smile and let out a hearty laugh. “HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE! I won again! I won again!” He cheered, jumping in the air.

Argentina kicked the dirt and swore at his rival. “I want another round!”

Brazil settled down. “Sim! If you want! If you can.” He laughed again, loudly, in that obnoxious way of his.

Argentina’s normally joyous face scowled deeply, his fist clenched as his eyes burned with rage. “I will win next time!”.

Brazil was more than willing to humiliate his rival again. There was something pleasurable and cathartic about seeing his precious ego given yet another rude awakening. He smiled smugly and crossed his arms. “Who’s the little monkey now, huh, Señor Pureblood?!”.

That only made Argentina even angrier than he already was, and he stomped the ground again before thrusting a finger at Brazil dramatically. “Oh, you’ll see!”

29. School

30. Crush

"HOY! HOY!"

South Korea froze, before stepping to the side and letting his fangirl run past him.

Philippines immediately ran back to him, and got up to his face, her eyes sparkling. "HI HONEY! How are you?!"

"F-fine...", he said, quickly holding back his immediate instinct to give her an ap chagi to the stomach again.

"Great! Haven't seen you in a while! I'm feeling GREAT!"

South Korea forced a smile. "Could you at least avoid getting too close?"

"Okay!"

South Korea gasped for air and sighed. "I am going to be busy, so I cannot talk right now."

"WHAT?"

The curl of his hair stood up on end as he stumbled at her outburst. "Yes, I am busy."

"Okay, then..." She looked down to her feet, and South Korea could swear there was a rain cloud over her head, before she immediately brightened and smiled at him, her eyes sparkling with passion.

"Okay! I will do as you wish!"

South Korea blinked. Her mood swings and overdramaticness would never cease to baffle him.

"You are in my face again."

"Sorry, sir!"

She straightened and saluted him, a serious look on her face.

South Korea sighed, and Philippines' eyes continued to dreamily follow him as he speedily walked off.

o-o-o-o-o-o

Philippines couldn't help herself, really. How could she?

Why was it, exactly?

When she met him at the 1988 Olympics, she was shocked by how much he had grown, but didn't think much else of him. But in recent years it really hit her how much the fearful little boy had grown into a graceful, beautiful young man. Especially graceful! Ever since then, she knew she was in love.

Maybe it was just a silly crush, but she didn't care. As long as she was concerned, she would live out this love as long as it lasted.

(I may retract this based on research I will do, but now, this is the impression I'm getting)

(More will be on the way)

31. Religion

“Now, will you convert?”

Lithuania seemed to become lost in thought, thinking deeply about the decision.

Suddenly, he let out a laugh.

The Church scowled. “Why you little-“

The child fell to the floor at the success of his ruse. “Fooled again!”

The Church scowled deeper as the boy went into the next room. More laughter echoed through the room as he told his duke about what he had done, leaving The Church there to feel like a fool.

He didn’t know why he still hoped sometimes. He had to see the light of the Lord some time, but that time could not seem further away. He sighed and went off to inform the pope of the bad news.

o-o-o-o-o-o-o

Lithuania paced back and fourth, deep in thought.

“Tolys, come on!” Natallia urged. “The answer should be obvious!”

How many times had they had this conversation?

Lithuania stopped pacing. “Honestly, I don’t wanna convert. But maybe if the Teutonic Order could stop attacking me...”

He had resisted for so long. He had fought the Teutonic Order since the day he was created, and even when his duke converted, he never gave up his service to the gods behind The Church’s back, nor did Lithuania himself ever accept the idea of just one God outside of official duties, and eventually even that duke had enough. Ever since, he had used the obsessive desperation of the churches to convert him to negotiate. Why were they so intent on forcing him to believe as they did? That he could never understand. Nor did he understand why they, or his wife for that matter, were so intent on whose type of Christianity he followed. Didn’t they all believe in the same God?

Poland’s words echoed in his mind -

“Maybe if you could just accept the word of the Lord like us, the Order wouldn’t attack you?”

“Don’t listen to the heretics. Serving God shouldn’t be a practical matter, Tolys. You come with me to church. You even celebrate All Saints Day and have Pentecost with me.”

“Yeah, I do, but...”

“Can’t you do it for me?”

Lithuania paused. “...Maybe I could ask the gods.”

Natallia sighed. “That isn’t how it works, Tolys.”

o-o-o-o-o-o-o

“My duke and I have chosen to be Catholic.”

The words felt so strange. After so many years of resistance, it had all come to this. Now, here he was, in an elaborate cathedral as the haunting melody of an organ echoed around them, walking to where Poland and a priest patiently waited, to his baptism.

Natallia watched, feeling empty, even betrayed. But he had to do what he had to do. Besides, he had promised her he would keep allowing her to practice as she pleased.

Even if he were to stay a heretic from now on, he was her husband nonetheless.

“You really will not hurt me?”

David asked, suspiciously. He was ready to bolt at any moment. David had noticed in time that he had foolishly let his guard down. He couldn’t know when the man would suddenly pull a sword on him, call his people to burn him, bring horrible atrocities upon his people. However, he couldn’t deny how surreal this was. He had showed him kindness, where one would usually shun him. Why?

The man merely laughed.

“Of course not! Here, we have an official policy of religious tolerance.”

“Oy vey. ...I believe you why?”

His goat bleated, its tiny horns pointed at Poland.

“What, are you calling me a liar?”

“Yes.”

Poland groaned. He grabbed the Jew by the sleeve of his dark cloak and yanked at it. His goat bleated in shock.

“Here, I will take you to my king! That should be enough proof!”

David thrashed and shouted. “W-what are you doing?!”

“I told you, I’m taking you to my king!” His voice softened into a reassuring tone. That same tone he had used before, when he found him. “Besides, why would I hurt the original chosen people of God?”

Despite the fact he only understood half of it, something about the words reassured him. What a fool he was. He thought he was better than this.

But maybe this man was different.

32. Knight

The Pagan had finally converted.

Wasn’t this what he had wanted all along?

The Teutonic Order’s mission to spread God’s word was now complete, it was apparent.

...But what was he to do now?

He was no longer needed. It was soon after he had heard the news that it dawned on him he had lost his purpose. His job was done. It was over.

What was he to do, sit idly by? But would he still be here if he had outlived his usefulness?

No, this wasn’t enough. His soul still yearned for something.

Besides, it was apparent to him that Lithuania’s people still were as pagan as they ever had been, no matter what he liked to claim, no matter how much he ran to the pope, pointing his finger at him. The Order saw right through him, and he wasn’t fooling him again. Not this time.

A knight without a purpose was useless. He wasn’t useless. And he felt sick at the mere idea of becoming idle and inert. As long as God was with him, he would always have a purpose.

And as long as God was with him, he would always win. He was invincible.

And something smoldered deep inside him, demanding that he consume more land, that he raid more towns, that he battle another day. Maybe that was God compelling him, it was his destiny.

Now, the young knight sat in his tent, polishing the blade of his longsword, his piercing, blood-red eyes fixated on his reflection on its steely surface. His cape was draped around his shoulders, emblazoned with the symbol of the Lord, the formerly pure white fabric tainted with stitches and traces of his enemies.

The way of the sword, that was what he was born into, that was all he knew.

The adolescent, yet stern face in the reflection betrayed his anticipation, the blood rushing through his veins at the idea of proving himself on the battlefield again.

He stood up and crossed himself, chanting “In the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit. Amen.", before looking up at the roof of his tent, as he always did, and proclaiming, “Dear Lord, please bring victory upon us.”

Not that he needed the blessing, when he was already blessed.

He put on his helmet, took one last look, and sheathed his sword. His horse and men were waiting outside.

33. Light

34. Train

35. Contest

“Next up, Finland!”

As Ukraine’s group went off the stage, the Nordics and Estonia looked to the Fenno-Ugric nation. Dead silent, as usual. Estonia leaned back into his chair. He wasn’t expecting much. To be frank, he loved his brother, but his entries always kind of sucked.

However, Sweden had noticed something odd. He adjusted his glasses. Was that... a grin he saw? He took his glasses off and rubbed them with the edges of his polo shirt before setting them on his face again. Was he seeing right?

Yes, ever so slightly. Grinning. Finland. He obviously had something up his sleeve.

The performers walked onto the stage.

The realization hit him like a train. Of course! His thoughts were only confirmed further as the song and band name was announced over the loudspeakers. He jumped up from his seat, shouting “JA!”

Norway likewise turned his unusually eager attention to the stage, as Denmark and Estonia’s eyes widened. Of course! Why couldn’t they figure it out sooner?

A smile stretched across England’s formerly bored face, and if he was America, he would have likely whooped and cheered as loud as he could at that moment.

Finland’s grin widened. Eurovision was his.

“HARD! ROCK! HALLELUJAH!

HARD! ROCK! HALLELUJAH!”

36. Money

David finished counting his profits for the day.

“This is enough, I guess” he huffed.

He hid how grateful he was, lest he attract the evil eye.

His goat bleated in confirmation.

The kingdom he was staying with glanced at him, clearly impatient with his presence there.

The young man took his staff, stood and put his hood up. “Fine, you want me to leave, right? Let’s go, Achi.”

o-o-o-o-o

David ran his hands through the sack of coins as he walked.

“We made a profit again, Achi.”

The goat bleated.

“Don’t know where the Lord will take us next.”

Another bleat.

The Jew pulled the hood closer to his face. He didn’t mind the loneliness, really.

Besides, money, his companion, and the Lord were the only friends he needed.

37. Candy

Sweden shot up from his bed. Yesterday was Friday, so it had to be-

He looked to his calendar. A wide smile spread across his face as he put his glasses on. Oh yes, he knew it!

Saturday!

The man was dressed ready for the day quicker than should be possible, and dashed out the door just as fast. He plopped into the seat of his car and floored it.

He arrived at the supermarket in a few minutes. The lot outside was already packed. Sweden burst inside, and his mouth salivated at the beautiful, wondrous sight in front of him - containers upon containers of all kinds of gummies, chocolates, hard candies, toffees, licorice, and every other candy imaginable. No matter how many times he had seen it, it was always such a glorious sight to behold! The man might as well have been a kid in a candy shop, and very much blended in will all the kids there, if he weren’t an adult. But who cares? No one was too old for candy!

Now, it was time to stop stalling! Time to get his loot!

He knew what to do. Sweden grabbed a bag, rushed straight to the salty licorice.

Oh, how he loved Saturday!

South Korea was overwhelmed.

He had never seen so many foreign people before, especially in one place. After all, it was his appa who always dealt with the international relations. But yet here they were. They all spoke languages so unusual to him, so alien - most communicated in America's language, but in their voices were traces of languages clearly different, much like his. One of the foreign figures even seemed to be a woman, judging by her voice. They looked so alien too - there were nations with pale hair like America, brown hair with light skin, some in between, and most strangely to him, a man with darker skin than South Korea thought possible for a human, as if it had been charred. The only one he recognized out of them was Philippines, who he had seen around occasionally, dressed like a man for the occasion.

South Korea shivered, in fear, yet curious of the unusual nations that had found themselves on his soil.

"It seems he's scared"

"Poor thing..."

America sighed. "Come on, kid. They're here to protect you. Now get outta there-"

"Vait."

South Korea heard footsteps coming towards him. He froze.

A moderately tall, lightly bearded, fierce-looking man with dark brown hair walked to his side, and South Korea shivered and backed away. It was then he noticed the long knife sheathed by his hip, and he squeaked as his face turned a deathly pale and a shiver went up his spine.

"You're only scaring him, mate.", one of the white men said.

A different, fast-paced voice jeered at him in a different language.

The man paid no heed to his friend and the heckler, instead squatting down to South Korea's level, and looked him in the eyes.

The Korean boy was leaning on his hands, wanting to bolt but also curious about what the mysterious man might do next.

"What is he doin-"

"Shhhhhh!", Canada hushed America, cutting him off.

Then, the man smiled, and mumbled something to himself in his language, shaking his head. It wasn't America's language, or English as he called it. Somehow, it sounded oddly familiar, in a way he couldn't explain. What he said was clearly affectionate, almost as if he had found himself attending to an adorable kitten. He could have sworn he also looked somewhat familiar; he had never met the man before, sure, but deep inside, something about him made him almost believe he had. Perhaps it was a story his father had told him long ago, or an ancient, ancestral memory.

"You are scared? Dere is no any reason to afraid. Come on.", he said, this time in broken English.

And much to the man's relief, the boy didn't run away when he inched closer to him. Pleased with this, the man reached into his bag. South Korea watched as he pulled out a pouch, and out of it colorful, pastel-colored... candy? Maybe? He came closer by the boy's side, and held it out to him.

"Lokum?"

The boy initially hesitated. But then, with shaky hands, he took it with a soft "gomapseumnida", and the man took another piece before popping it into his mouth.

South Korea did the same, and the curl of his hair immediately pricked up, his face brightened, and the man could have sworn his eyes were sparkling too.

"Masisseoyo!"

Turkey laughed and scruffled up the young boy's hair as he cheerfully chewed the gummy confection.

(Probably to be continued? also, I really couldn't decide whether I should use human names or country names in this one... I may also change the beginning a bit, since the UN forces didn't come all at once in the Korean War)

38. Oil

39. Flight

Poland put his hand on the plane, and ran it across the signature target-like circle, to the edge of his squadron code, emblazoned boldly in black lettering. It was a magnificent thing, really; this dark brown machine he had known so well for the past few months would now be his companion in his revenge. He knew just what would make it better, though.

He shook the can of spray paint in his left hand, and got to work. It was a while until a voice interrupted him.

“You are sure about this, lad?”

Poland turned to England.

“I am older dan you, do not call me dat. And tak, I am doink dis.” He answered, somewhat irritated by his obvious question. “I can not let Niemcy vin.”

Poland turned back to his plane. “Of course, you vould not knov.” He said, finishing the pair of hussar wings.

Perfect.

He hopped into the cockpit of the fighter plane, putting his goggles on. “Do you not need to get ready too?”

40. Fake

The Democratic People's Republic of Korea was happy. Joyful, even.

How could he not be? He was one of the best nations on Earth, yes he was. All others were envious of him. He was recovering from that dreadful famine, everything could only improve.

That was what he was told. And best of all, he was free. Free as a bird, self-reliant, independent as could be.

His poor, pitiful brother, from his abject poverty, being able to criticize him for it! How delusional of him! If only he hadn't fallen into that Imperialist dastard's claws, if only his pure heart hadn't been sullied by his dark grasp, he may have understood what he was lacking. How he wished to tear into his black flesh every time his horrid image crossed his mind for tainting his dear brother, for all that he had done to them, his scars which sometimes still ached remaining as a reminder.

But was he?

Quietly, he watched those images his brother produced. Why were, such luxurious lifestyles, offered to everyone! People speaking about their "dreams" for future employment? How could this be?

"How? The lass is seemingly not affiliated with the government, but yet she may possess an automobile?" He asked to himself, one day as he watched a scene where the lead female drove to meet her significant other. Yes, his brother always had such a brilliant imagination. It had to be so.

Right?

...Right?

Why was it that in the images there on the telescreen, every one, including the farmers, looked so well-fed? Why was it that he felt tempted to use the USB drives smuggled to him? Why was it his soul and people craved for items produced outside at all? Why was it that his brother was so much taller than him every time he saw him at the border? Why did he feel that pit of emptiness when he apprehended rebellious children of his lately?

No! But he had his Supreme Leader, his Party, his dearly departed leaders who continued to watch over him.Why did he doubt them? That was what they told him. It was true. He had to believe it.

And if there was a reason for his struggle, not that it hurt him, it was the fault of those sanctions put on him, in their continual effort to spitefully choke him, strangle him, for they feared him.

There was a right and wrong in this world, and the party was good. The Imperialists were evil.

Yet, he couldn't cease to give in to those desires.

Oh, they would be the end of him.

Today too, a tourist had come. Oh, how fun it was, when guests came. It only assured him of how the world envied him. He had smiled his best, gave his warmest welcome, ready to show another curious soul what he had to offer.

Not minding that strange urge deep inside of him to call out for help, to tell them something, to scream. No, what was he thinking?

Maybe their gawking stares or pity whenever they saw him would cease if enough people knew.

O cruel, needless misunderstandings they had been fed.

There was no doubt, he loved Supreme Leader.

He had to love Supreme Leader.

Eritrea knew it was fake.

It was all propaganda, it was all fake.

She was just too blinded by the threat of Ethiopia to care, but it had increasingly dawned on her that she was living in a glorified prison, there was a reason everyone criticized her government, or so she heard.

And she was terrified.

What if her government found out? At times, she thought they could read her mind. Even she didn't know when a camera could be staring her down.

But maybe they did know. After all, they had to know about how her people were running away, how they ran to their supposed enemy, Ethiopia.

Yet, like always, she smiled.

It wasn't a fake smile either. Eritrea herself didn't know why she could stay happy in such a prison, but maybe on some level she thought there was a brighter future.

Lately, since Ethiopia suddenly decided to approach her again, they had no more excuse to oppress her people.

Maybe that was what she had been smiling about all this time.

41. Apple

Normandy came out of the room with a mug of... something in his hand.

England continued to glare. “...I still don’t trust you.”

But he couldn’t help but take a sniff of the air. It was sweet and tangy. Apples, he thought, but more pungent, as if it were overly ripe.

Normandy took a drink from the mug with a loud gulp. He winced a bit. Too sweet. “Come on, kid. Let it up already.”

England merely kept scowling. What the hell he was trying to say, he didn’t really care.

Normandy took a note to himself; teach the kid French. He thrust the drink in front of England. “Drink.”

The now peasant boy simply stared at the drink. He tried to face away, but the sweet smell kept drawing him in.

Normandy groaned from impatience. “Come on, I made the cider sweet for you, kid. I still have my sword on me, and I won’t be afraid to use it.”

England, with a last glare, finally took a sip. He felt a light buzz. He smiled, but then remembering who was in front of him, he soon ceased.

Normandy rolled his eyes. “Whatever, kid.”

42. Boot

43. Pest

It was early morning when Yao had summoned his sparrows. They hadn’t seen him in a while. But now they heard his whistle, and as always, they flew to him.

Then they saw it - a string of their kin, hanging from a tree in a grotesque display, blowing in the wind, some of the poor things still twitching in place in futile spasms for life.

It was then their instincts screamed at them to fly away.

China merely followed the poor birds. He took out his wok and ladle, clanging them together, producing an obnoxious sound.

CLANG! CLANG! CLANG!

“Don’t come down, you damn pests!”

All the way to the nearest village he managed to chase them.

“Everyone, don’t let them land!” China called to his people.

Soon, an obnoxious chorus of clashing and screaming filled the air. Out of fear for their lives, the sparrows flew...

And flew...

And flew...

Across the fields they were chased, and closer to Peking they went. As they went on, the louder the disorienting chorus became, until it turned deafening.

However, alas, such small bodies could only fly so much.

Down they fell, to the feet of China’s malnourished, emaciated, broken form.

The last thing they saw was China grumbling “Damn pests...” as he reached into his sleeve and pulled out a string.

44. Burn

45. Lost

Portugal stared out of his window. The sun was about to set, and its rays gently shined in, lapping his face in its warmth. He took his compass into his hand and put it up to its rays, seeing as the light dimly reflected on the old device.

Then, he took out his guitarra and played, striking the first few chords. As the song progressed, the melody surrounded him all around, enveloping the man in its melancholy tambre.

Suddenly, he stopped, looking to his side.

No one. Of course.

No matter how much time passed, that void by his side would never disappear.

He sighed and kept playing.

Then, he sang. A song he had written himself. There, he poured his heart out to no one, no one but possibly the Lord himself. About all that he had lost, his lost children over the seas. About a past and sweet memories that would surely never return.

There he sang, a lonely song of saudade.

46. Grove

47. Autumn

48. Cold

49. Dice

50. Splinter

51. Crickets

52. Turf

53. Bubble

54. Surprise

55. Gift

56. Dull

57. Heart

58. Pattern

59. Gum (WIP)

Indonesia took in the sights around him as he followed Singapore through his city. He had finally saved up enough to travel on his own, and he wanted to remember it. He trotted after the city-state personification in front of him, who looked at him with stoic amusement at his energetic eagerness.

Soon they were at a marketplace, and Singapore stopped. “I need to buy something. It won’t take long.”

“Sure! I’ll wait!”

The man went to buy his dinner.

A few minutes passed. Indonesia absentmindedly put his hand in his pocket, and his hand hit something. It was the pack of gum he bought before the plane ride to relieve ear pain. He took a piece and popped it into his mouth, looking around to see if there was something he would want.

Singapore came back with a bag of vegetables. Then, he froze. His eyes narrowed.

“...What do you think you are doing?”

Indonesia blinked and gave a confused look. “What?”

Singapore pointed an accusing finger at his fellow nation’s mouth. “That!”

Indonesia blinked again. “...Chewing gum?”

Singapore wrinkled his nose. “Yes. Where and why did you get it?”

“...I bought it before I got on the plane?” Indonesia spit out the wad on its wrapper. He was even more confused now.

“Are you asking to be fined?”

Indonesia looked down at the wad of gum, and back to Singapore. “It’s illegal? ...Why?”

Singapore shook his head. “It’s disgusting. People stick it everywhere, and nothing good can come of it.”

Indonesia looked back at the wad he was chewing, and again at his friend. “...Sorry?”

Singapore sighed. “Whatever. I’ll let you off. Let’s go find a trash can.”

(WIP)

Bruce took in the sights around him as he followed Singapore through his city. It always was rather amazing to see how much he had developed since he left the Empire.

Soon they were at a marketplace, and Singapore stopped. “I need to buy something. It won’t take long.”

Bruce shrugged. “Sure mate.”

The stoic man went to get his dinner, leaving his guest waiting.

Bruce absentmindedly put his hand in his pocket, and his hand hit something. It was the pack of gum he bought before the plane ride to relieve ear pain. He was about to pop a piece into his mouth, when he remembered a certain infamous thing about the city-state.

“Hey!”

Speak of the devil. Bruce looked up to see Singapore, with his arms crossed, looking at him.

The Australian hid the stick behind his back. “What?”

60. Print

61. Boat

62. Ripe

63. Kiss

64. Pipe

65. Pollution

North Korea coughed.

“What in the...” he looked out the window. His eyes widened. Smoke. Clouds of them. It was as if someone had burned hundreds of tons of coal all at once.

“Jeong guk... it must be him...” he grumbled.

o-o-o-o

South Korea woke up coughing.

“Augh... what the...” was all he could say before another cough ripped through him. He sighed. Not this again. This really wasn’t something he wanted to be woken up to. He checked his smartphone. The smog alert was on. Of course.

“Jeong guk...” he grumbled, putting his palm to his forehead.

o-o-o-o

“Zhongguk-nim.”

South Korea stood up.

“Do you not think you could do something about your air pollution?”

America wrinkled his nose.

“Yeah, heard there was a big smog lately.”

The fax machine by South Korea’s side printed out a paper. “For once, he is right”, it read.

“...Why did he know what to say on cue?” America asked, a bit creeped out.

South Korea shrugged. Once again their attention turned to China.

Japan stood up “Ano... I can confirm dis too.”

Vietnam simply glared at China, while Thailand coughed as if agreeing.

China held up his hands and huffed. “Look, I am working on problem. I no like it either. But I try.”

(Another, better one with this start)

North Korea coughed.

“What in the...” he looked out the window. His eyes widened. Smoke. Clouds of them. It was as if someone had burned hundreds of tons of coal all at once.

“Jeong gum... it must be him...” he grumbled.

o-o-o-o

South Korea woke up coughing.

“Augh... what the...” was all he could say before another cough ripped through him. He sighed. Not this again. This really wasn’t something he wanted to be woken up to. He checked his smartphone. The smog alert was on. Of course.

“Jeong guk...” he grumbled, putting his palm to his forehead.

o-o-o-o

China coughed and hacked.

“Aw dammit, this again?” He took a look outside.

Of course. He knew it. It was as if the clouds in the sky had come down all at once.

“Another one of those days.” He grumbled.

Well, it could be worse. At least it didn’t feel like his lungs were about to shrivel up in his chest and his breath wasn’t too dark. He still felt horrible, but a while and he would get used to it.

...Why DID this have to be normal?

It couldn’t be helped in the name of progress, he thought. If he sometimes woke up with smoky lungs, so what?

Regardless, he reached for his pack of cigarettes. It was hectic keeping the thing in his mouth, but he was starting to need one bad.

Feeling his throat getting used to it already, after preparing for the day, he decided to take a walk. So what if he was kind of sick?

China took a step out of his door, and immediately took his cigarette out to cough. Well, that was somewhat annoying. The smoke obscured his view, but he vaguely knew where everything was. Outside, his people still roamed, with their special anti-pollution glasses, the women with their colorful cold masks decorated like school craft projects. If only he could have a cold mask on and still smoke. Well, it probably wouldn’t help anyway. Sometimes he wished he wasn’t a nation.

He walked for a while until he stumbled onto a railing. A foul smell crept into his nostrils.

Oh, yes, it was the Yellow River.

China vaguely remembered it was the first thing he saw after he was born. It gave him life in those early years, and continued to do so. Even despite its floods, it nourished him with its fertility. Not that it resembled anything from his shattered memory. China winced and backed away at the stench of sludge. It surely wasn’t making his cough better.

...Why didn’t he feel anything, anyway?

Whatever, he should probably get away from this place now.

It was needed for progress. The western nations had no right to tell him what to do. Besides, didn’t they also have times like this? This was just part of the growing process.

A wind blew by, blowing his cigarette with it. Yao cursed. It was quite windy today, if the weather weren’t bad enough.

Yao lit another cigarette, and took a look at his watch. It was probably almost meeting time.

China coughed again and dropped his cigarette. He doubled over, clutching his chest as more coughs ripped through him. Around him, the dreadful smog had now thickened, obscuring the river and almost all of the buildings around him.

...Maybe he should do something about this pollution thing.

66. Secret

67. Lie

“Now, all you have to do is revolt against him, and I shall guarantee your independence. Do you understand?”

The personification of the Ottoman Arabs paced the teacup back, and replied.

“You will promise me independence?”

England took a puff from his cigarette.

“Certainly."

“You promise?” The Arab man asked again, in his best French.

“Yes. Of course.”

The man smiled and let out a hardy “Ha!”, and shook England’s hands briskly.

“Deal!”

England was taken aback by the energy with which his hand was shaken, but his immense strength allowed to him to stay in place without moving an inch.

“Very well. Good luck.”

“Thank you! Thank you! Can’t thank you enough!”

The man clapped once and beamed before saying another loud "Thank you!” and exiting the room.

England took another puff, and smiled lightly in amusement.

“That was rather easy."

68. Camouflage

The underbrush softly rustled as the troop made their trek through the jungle.

Alfred wiped the sweat from his brow, glancing at Mai An beside him. She was visibly much more used to this dreadful, balmy heat than he was, and her ease was making him very envious as he was being steamed alive.

Don't mind that. He had to be careful around here, or-

Wait, did that bush rustle?

"Sister's-" Mai An managed to say, before-

BANG!

Suddenly, a bullet grazed Alfred's arm, embedding itself in the tree to the right of him. Alfred let out a yelp, aimed at the bush, and shouted, at the top of his lungs,

"VICTOR CHARLIE! VICTOR CHARLIE!"

Immediately, Mai An started shouting "VICTOR CHARLIE!" as well, shooting at the brush along with her men. Then, a bullet came from a different direction, striking the man behind her.

RAT-A-TAT-A-TAT!

A man went down. Then two. Then more and more. As the men sprayed bullets seemingly without aim into the jungle, however, movement could be seen, away from the brush. Soon, as soon as it had started, the bullets were gone, and all was silent again.

69. Rain

70. Safari

71. Border

North and South Korea watched as their leaders stepped over the small strip of raised concrete that had separated them.

North’s leader stepped across the line, their hands clasped together in unity.

Now it was their turn. They half-marched up next to their leaders, away from the lenses of the cameras, and the twins’ eyes met.

North looked to him, smiling, beaming, his eyes somewhat misty. “Is it not beautiful, dear brother?”

They turned to face the monumental scene unfold in front of them.

Then, to South's, to a lesser extent North's, surprise, the portly man invited his Leader over to his side, their hands still together. The old man obliged.

North went on. “Can you not see, dear brother? Our familial bonds cannot be broken!”

Initially, his heart was filled with warmth, he wanted it to stay that way, but it was immediately crushed by doubt. Would this really go as planned? What if this all was for nothing, like every other time before?

The two leaders greeted and shook hands.

South felt his left hand being squeezed tightly by thin, calloused fingers. Oh, they were so thin.

It was that man, it was his fault. He should never forget that. Was he now validating his suffering?

South Korea signed. He could only hope for the best.

“Yes, it’s beautiful.”

Austria crumpled the map.

Just a line. A line separating him from where he belonged, his family. A line drawn in the dirt, nothing more. Not even that!

He had gotten rid of those pesky roadblocks, he had gotten rid of them, why didn’t that line go away?! Why?! Why?!

Across that line was his father, his brothers, his child so unjustly taken from him. But yet, he was so far.

He shivered. He had ran out of gas for the stove.

It was so very unfair. When he had finally truly come to terms with how he felt, another force had to shut them out again. Eventually, things had to change, right? It was inevitable he would be reunited with his kin. That was his only comfort these days.

Angrily, he took a pen and dashed the accursed border, scribbling “DEUTSCHLAND” across their lands.

Much better.

Damn what they thought; he was German-Austria, and German-Austria he would be, no matter what.

“Onkel!”

Austria turned around. Nothing. He was hearing things. Of course.

Austria sighed, pulled his tattered coat closer, and poured himself another beer.

72. War

73. Nature

74. Disaster

75. Ancient

76. Rescue

77. Ink

78. Sleep

"Bre! Montenegro! Wake up!"

Serbia cursed when Montenegro didn't respond, his spent cigarette still somehow lazily hanging from his mouth as he snored.

"WAKE UP, YOU LAZY ASS, BRE!"

Finally, his brother's eyes fluttered open. He rubbed his eyes and merely asked, "...What?"

"Don't 'what' me, bre!" Serbia put his palm up to his face. "You fell asleep. Again."

Montenegro shrugged. "My bad."

The Serbian man sighed an exasperated sigh. "Sometimes I wonder how I put up with you."

His brother lit up a new cigarette and looked at him with cynical amusement. "That goes double for you."

(By the way, "bre" is sort of like Serbia's equivalent of "kurwa" for Poland or "Ve" for canon Italy. It's basically his catchphrase which he uses for emphasis specifically)

79. Collide

80. Joke

Serbia and Russia sat outside the meeting room. Their presidents were in the midst of a meeting, and they had nothing special to do.

Serbia checked his pockets, and cursed when he discovered he was out of cigarettes. Russia noticed this, took a puff from his, and offered a spare one to his cousin. "Smoke?" He asked, in Russian.

The dark-haired man looked up to the taller man, thankful. "Bre, thank you, really. It is just what I needed."

Russia lit the cigarette for him, and Serbia took a puff. Much better.

"Want to hear a joke?"

Serbia's back straightened out of anticipation. "Of course."

Russia scratched his chin, and said, putting his pointer finger up in the air,

"Could machine replace a man?

The answer to this question is long known by cannibals."

Serbia snorted. "Good one as always, Rossia!"

Russia raised his eyebrows. "How old are you?"

"What? Can't I enjoy a good joke?"

Russia shrugged. "Want to hear some anekdotes?"

"Sure"

Russia started again, putting on his "narrator voice". "During party congress, anything Brezhnev said got a standing ovation. No matter how insignificant..."

Serbia saw how his cousin's expression warmed when he joked. He saw how his smile widened, how his eyes lit up as the anecdotes unraveled, as he played these characters in silly voices, as he caught himself in the flow of his jokes. That smile of his, that precious smile; his enemies probably didn't know it existed, they probably didn't know about this joking side of him, the side of him who loved to make others smile as well. And he was one of the few who were able to see it, who could bring it out of that cold, hard shell of his.

Though, of course, when Serbia thought of Russia, he only knew warmth.

(By the way, the rest of the joke goes like this:

One day Brezhnev was flying from Moscow to Baku with a hundred senior party members.

Suddenly catastrophe. The floor of the plane falls off leaving everyone including Brezhnev hanging from the overhead compartment.

The pilot makes an announcement.

"Comrades due to this disaster, the engines can no longer take our weight. Someone has to let go and jump."

Silence.

Brezhnev takes a deep breath and says

"Comrades since no one else wants to take the ultimate sacrifice, first to jump will be me."

Out of habit, the party members showed their approval in the usual way.

BRAVO!! Clap Clap Clap.

I wanted to include of a line where another nation would be shown looking at them horrified at the joke, until I realized they would likely be speaking in Russian, so no one but those with a similar sense of humor or knows about it would be able to understand them. And I know this looks borderline shippy, but I swear it ain't. He's just super attached to him. And ew.)

81. Card

82. Gamble (WIP)

The door to the casino opened. The guest took a good look around the place before he found who he was looking for.

"Hey Macau!"

Macau looked up from his cards.

"...Father?"

China took his seat in front of his son and gave him a smile. "Yeah, it's me. I heard we can gamble here. Perfect opportunity to spend some time with family to make up for lost time, right?"

He took another look around. "Tons of games I've never seen before. Everything's changed."

"Yes, Portugal taught me many things. I'm actually quite good at all these games, not to brag,"

China then slapped 10 yuan onto the table. "Gonna go for classic. I challenge you to a game of Fan-tan."

83. Risk

84. Disc

85. Surgery

86. Bone

87. Death

88. Fireflies

89. Piano

90. Chest

91. Luck

92. Warm

93. Tack

94. Trick

95. Zebra

96. Rapids

97. Danger

98. Electric

99. Guess

100. Challaenge

Alt-talia version... here goes nothing

1. Russia

2. France

3. Poland

4. China

5. America

6. (WILD CARD) Canada/Denmark

7. Germany

8. S. Korea

9. Finland

10. England

There will be several routes if I want to use them across several time periods, and I will indicate the time period if needed.

(Because I haven't fully decided on France's character direction, he may come across a bit bland)

How will [1] describe [6]?

Russia: (on Denmark) A former Baltic power who used to be a pain in my hair. He’s one of my biggest trading partners, but he’s still a bit of a pain; I wish he didn’t block my sea access, though to be fair Sweden and Norway also do. He’s in NATO, so I don’t fully trust him; once he said he would contribute to the missile shield aimed at me, and though he said it wasn’t aimed at me, we all know it was. Also obnoxiously “tolerant” from what I can see like the rest of the Nordics. He buys a lot of my oil, so he can’t say much against me. Trust him over Germany definitely though.(Yes, Russia is a homophobe. As he is infamous for IRL)

Russia: (on Canada) He’s my neighbor technically. Helps in mineral extraction. Potential oil rival. Amerika’s little brother, usually goes where he does. Better than Amerika overall, though he doesn’t like me, and since he’s part of NATO, don’t exactly trust him either... He was part of crowd who whined about Crimea; has to be his Ukrainian population talking. One of his officials even dared to mock me for it. Shows his true colors. He could be trying to deceive me, trying to lull me into a feeling of safety.

[5] and [4] were locked in a closet together. What does [10] see when he/she found them?

England: How the bloody hell did these two even get themselves locked in here? ...Alright, you two, that’s enough...*finds China and America Wimp-fighting*

China: You owe me (insert huge amount of money here)!

America: Well, why don’t YOU eat my tariffs like a man?!Chiba: NO!England: Well, you two appear to be having fun.

For whatever reason, [7] decides to kiss [2]. How does [2] react?

(Early 60s)

Germany: ...*kisses him on the cheek*

France: Hé! What’s the matter?

Germany: ...This is how your people greet each other, right? Like Onkel does?

France: Oui, it is. Though you kiss on both cheeks, Alemania.Germany: This feels so awkward...France: Eur... I appreciate it.

(My version of France is was more subtle with the whole “love” thing, so he wouldn’t tease Germany here. And this is supposed to take place when they’re still awkwardly bonding)

[9] beats up [3]. Why?

(1655)

(Pending; need more historical info, so this is subject to change.)

houses burning around them as Polish, Lithuanian, Swedish, and Russian forces fight dizzyingly around them. Cannonballs are raining down from the sky*

Finland: *charges towards Poland with his saber* (in Finnish) CUT THEM DOWN!

Poland: GAH!

Fortis (horse) : *buckles* *neighs*

Sweden: Good job, Finland!

Lithuania: POLAND! ...*gets slashed by Russia*

Poland: *flinches* *grabs arm* AGGHHHH!!!!

Russia: I see my sister is doing good.

Lithuania: I’ll never let you... *flinches* GAHHH! *hacks up blood* !! It’s spreading...

Lipka: GET OFF HIM! *shoots*

Sweden: Arrows! ARROWS AHOY!

Lithuania: Lipka...

Finland: HAAAHHH! *knocks Poland off his horse*

Fortis: *neighs* *tries to buck Finland*

Finland: *orders his horse to swiftly move out of the way*

Sweden: Men, take care of the horse!Poland: Fortis! *coughs up blood* How... how could this be?! You... you fiends!

Finland: *glares down at him as his horse kicks at his stomach*

Poland: *hacks up blood again* *in Latin* You... you just picked the worst time to invade... Just you wait... I’ll get my revenge...

(The Deluge was a Russian and Swedish invasion of Poland-Lithuania - all of the Commonwealth was occupied by them after defeat at the Battle of Ujście. Meanwhile, there was a Ukrainian rebellion going on, further straining the Polish-Lithuanian forces. Also... I really need to learn how to write fight scenes...)

Bonus!

(October 20th)

Lithuania, Belarus(currently White Ruthenia), and Lipka: WHAT?!

Lithuania: But... I thought it was just protection under him! You said we wouldn’t be separated!

Hetman Januz Radziwiłł: No, it has changed to a Union. I’m sorry, but it has already been signed.

Finland: ...

Sweden: Lithuania. Listen. We could fight together against Russia. He’s becoming a growing threat, but if we rule the Baltic Sea together...

Lithuania: NO! I won’t do it! And... *outstretches arm in front of White Ruthenia* If you want my wife, that isn’t an option!

White Ruthenia: Tolys...

Lithuania: I refuse to accept! I won’t become Union-Brothers with the likes of you! My only Union-Brother is Poland!

Lipka: I also refuse to accept! This is madness!

Radzwiłł: It was needed to end the war, and to prevent Russia-Lithuania: Lies! You only wanted power! You don’t care about me, Natallia, or anyone we represent! You’re a traitor! A TRAITOR!

Poland: *in a different room, listening in* That dastard...Israel (currently just called “David”): Poland, don’t push yourself!

Poland: No time arguing now!

David: At least lower your voice.

Poland: Fine, Fine. ...But let me tell you David... the battle is just beginning. The dastard is old. He’ll probably croak it soon. We stay back to recoup, and wait for an opening. Then. *gestures dramatically with his cape* we strike.

Biały (his eagle): *looks at him*

Poland: *grins* It’ll take more than that to defeat me. Right, Biały?

Biały: *quietly responds with a cry*

Poland: Let’s go. *limps away, David in tow*

(Yes, Sweden almost annexed the Grand Duchy Of Lithuania to form a Union. Basically Radziwiłł here and his brother were told they would get autonomous territories within it, but there was stiff resistance from Lithuanian nobility and the deal fell through because he died. The Polish and Lithuanians went on to win the war and expel the Swedish and Russian troops)

[6] is captured by [3]. How does [10] react?

(Wow, one of these is one hell of an Alt-history... presuming Poland only got stronger instead of being dissolved, with growing colonial ambitions)

(Late 18th century to early 19th)

(Poland-Lithuania-(spoiler!) alliance lands on Newfoundland)

(Poland-Lithuania-(spoiler!) alliance invades Lower and Upper Canada)

(New Poland is declared)

Man: A message from the Polish-Lithuanian Republic, sir! It’s urgent!

England: *standing over a strategy map* What?

Scotland: This can’t be good...

Man: They’ve captured our newest colonies!

England: ...What? As in the former New France?

Man: Both of them, Sir! And of course, Newfoundland has fallen too, Sir!

England: *takes letter* *reads* That... is quite a problem, Sir.

Scotland: Bloody hell!

Man: Quite.

General 1: How is that possible?

England: Well... it is. *holding back rage* “If you want Newfoundland and both the Canadas back, I shall request the Island of Jamaica and all of his dependencies to be seceded to me and my ally, France to occupy...” *shakes* Trying to avenge the French and Indian War, is he not? But this must have been quite some time ago...

Poland: HELLO!

England: You-

Scotland: Poland?!

Poland: It is me! Just got here from harbor. Keepink Litva with Canadas... or shoul’ say New Polan’, now. Nice boys you have. Name New Minsk, New Krakow and New Vilno; dou’ do no’ know if France will let keep bot. Dat even have adorable chil’ with dem! So... what say? *grins* Love see you try.

Biały: *screeches*

England: This War isn’t over yet. No one tangles with the British Empire and gets away with it. ...I am not losing any more colonies.

General 2: There is a chance of retaking them, Sir. It will risk many of our men, but it is conceivable.

Poland: Oh, was plannink free slaves too. How cruel, keepink people like dat.

England: That is none of your business. ...But if so, why do you want those colonies?

Poland: *grins* Oh, you know. To show my power as empire. Cut off sugar, your profits will shoot down way. *points down* Oh, and what will put in your tea?

Scotland: *snorts*

England: *glares* If it is a battle you want, a battle you will have.

Poland: So, you still want fight. Fine, den. You ask for it! See you!

England: You will regret this, Poland.

Poland: Sure, sure!

England: Get the Royal Navy ready! I shall inform Portugal!

(United Kingdom declares war on Poland-Lithuania and France.)

(Anglo-Portuguese treaty activated)

(United States declares neutrality)

(Great North American War starts)

(Yes, for a while there was more than one Canada - the older one is Lower Canada, the former New France, AKA Quebec, and the younger one, Upper Canada, is who will eventually be known as Ontario. The little one Poland mentions is Matthew-Canada, still a proto-nation. And Poland’s broken English here is perfectly intentional)[The more reasonable version]England: What is it, Sire?King: England, it seems Denmark has fallen.England: ...What?Man: *shows him a paper - “Official Declaration Of Surrender”*England: ...This would give him quite the domination of the Baltic Sea... as well as access to Norway, Greenland, and Iceland... This shall be interesting. If dangerous. That Poland is getting too confident. I shall especially anticipate Russia and Sweden’s response.King: We should keep a watch on him.King: Indeed.(All of Jutland and all Danish territories - Norway, Schisswig, Scania, Holstein, Greenland, Iceland, and the Faroe Islands, are to be annexed by the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth)(Anglo-Russo Non-Aggression pact is Signed)(Anglo-Swedish Defense Pact is signed)

[7] and [9] go on a holiday. Where?

If everyone could have one wish, what would each person wish for?

[2] randomly walks in and sees [8] is at least half naked.(I keep changing this, but I find this funnier)

S. Korea: *screams* *starts throwing stuff at the door*

France: Ooh La la! Was z’ere a gir’ in here?

S. Korea: No... it’s a man. Thank goodness you are too...

France: Wha was zat?

S. Korea: Could you at least knock? Why are you in here?

France: Honhonhon, why woul’ zat be?

S. Korea: ...Please don’t. (I’ll chop your head open!)

France: Jokin’, jokin’!

What is [3] theme song? Favorite food if [3] doesn’t have theme song.

Random Sabaton: AND THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED!

Another speaker: WARSAW! CITY AT WAR!

Poland: Also, my favorite food is mushroom pierogis and biggos. I also like Tatar steak. Though my main theme is my anthem of course, but those songs work too, despite sounding somewhat demonic.

(Also, this epic thing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaYlKOyZcAY)

And what is [9] opinion about [3] theme song? If [3] doesn’t have a theme song make [9] eats [3]’s wallet.

(Also changed this to compensate)

Finland: It’s metal. I like metal. Also, his anthem talks about defeating Sweden... though that also included me at the time.

Something exploded and now [2, [6] and [8] are gender bended! How do they react?

[7] found a time machine. What does he/she do?

Germany: ...Is there any way to stop the Nazis coming to power? Some way I could have convinced my old self that he’s making a bad decision?

Oh no! [8] was hit by a fire truck! Who (in the list) will be the first one to show up in the hospital?

(Human AU, go!)

America: Yong Soo, Yong Soo! I heard you got hit by a truck?! Are you Ok, dude?!

S. Korea: Ser... geant...?

America: *comes running in with his camo suit still on* Yeah, it’s me, Al! ...DAMN, that’s brutal! How many fingers am I holding up?

Doctor: He got hit by a fire truck on his way home from the base, sir.America: What the hell dude! You’re usually so careful!

S. Korea: Sorry... had a lot on my mind... *flinches*

America: Dude! Are you gonna die?!

Canada: Al! I heard Yong Soo got hit by a truck, eh!

America: Matt! Yeah, it’s pretty bad!

Canada: Let him rest easy, eh. You aren’t helping!

America: Yeah, I guess so. I’ll try to shut up.

(America’s his best friend; Canada because he’s nice)

[4] What do you regret the most?

[8] Loses his/her keys to his/her house. [6] Invites [8] to stay over at his/her house. What happens next?

(Human AU again!)

S. Korea: Thanks, Matthew.

Canada: No problem, eh!

S. Korea: But, where did I find those keys... if neither the base, the bar, nor the stations have them, I’ll have to call the key opener and probably change my door locks. *clutches head, sighs* *starts dialing* What have I gotten myself into...

Canada: You can stay here as long as you want eh.

S. Korea: Thanks. You’re always so nice.

Canada: Sorry I couldn’t provide anything better.

S. Korea: No, you’ve done enough.

(What did I say, Canada is nice)

Who would win a fight, [5] or [3]?

Me: ...The one with the biggest military spending in the world. No contest.

A party was held at [2]'s house! [10] gets drunk and [2] notices. Does [2] do anything?

France: *smiles evilly* *starts filming* Zis is gold!

Does [4] want a child? Yes or no? If yes, a boy or a girl and how many?

China: Aiyah! I can’t think of how anyone could replace me! The one and only Central Country Of Asia! I’ve been doing this for 4000 years, I don’t need a successor.

[2] finds [7] crying. What does [2] do?

(Modern version)

Greece: ...*sipping wine*

Belgium: France?

France: Belgique? Wha is it?

Belgium: I don’t think I’ve seen Alemania anywhere lately...

France: Yeah... I haven’t seen him either.

Belgium: Though, I think I heard him yell.

Austria: Deutsch? I sav him. He vent running towards one of zhe halls over zhere.

Italy: Ve~, me too! Zere was-a bunch-a of screaming-a, and he-a ran off!

France: I’ll go find him. ‘old moi wine!

Macron: France! Where are you going!

France: To Find Alemania! J’ai back soon, Mr. President!

Greece: ... *looks away*

a while later*

France: *in Alsatian* Alemania~ Where are you~?

Germany: *somewhat drunk* Verdammit, verdammit...

France: Alemania? ...Alemania!

Germany: ?!

France: Oh Alemania, what’s wrong?

Germany: *in Baden German* Nothing... Nothing’s wrong.

France: Oh, come on!

Germany: Leave me alone!

France: *serious* Alemania... you can trust me. *steps near him* You know you can.

Germany: ...*slowly turns to face him* *slowly brings his arm down from his face*

France: Alemania... are you...

Germany: *bolts towards him* *buries his head into France’s shoulder* Verdammit! VERDAMMIT!

France: There, there. What’s wrong? I know you’ve been under a lot of stress lately, but it’s not like you to cry.

Germany: *sniffs* I took Griechenland aside to talk about his debt...

France: *understanding look* Oh la la...

Germany: Then things escalated very quickly. ...He then called me a Nazi, and... I just couldn’t take it. I snapped. I blew up at him badly. At the end... he looked so scared. *sob rips through him*

France: Shh, it’s ok. You aren’t a Nazi anymore. We all know that. Shh, it’s ok. You’re a bit drunk. Maybe you should take a break. I’ll talk to Gréce later, that always works.

Germany: *whimpers* Danke Frankreich, danke...

France: Shhh... It’s goin’ to be ok, mon copain...

(I love these two being friends. Also, Germany is way more childlike in this AU, as is shown here; it mostly goes away, but it still shows.)

What would VI make the better star of? An anime or a newspaper comic strip?

Me: Leaving aside that the original version of him is from an anime based off of a 4koma... Hm... a Chinese comic maybe. He might be depicted a bit offensively in anything made in Japan (not that most of my characters aren’t at least part stereotype).

Though if it’s something martial arts related maybe. Though I can see a period piece anime or a fantasy, a-la Yona of the Dawn; I did once think of a JRPG-like plot involving him and the Sinosphere actually, a human AU where he’s basically Asian Kuzco, a spoiled prince or emperor, but has to go on some kind of adventure or reclaim his kingdom and he gets a taste of humility, and maybe an anime could be made out of the concept.

1 says 9 stole his/her last (favorite food/drink). Reactions?

Russia: ...My vodka. You stole eet.

Finland: ... *holding empty bottle* *points to himself*

Russia: *glares*

Finland: What will you do? Declare war?

Russia: *scowls* Wy you... zat was my last bottle!

Finland: Eesti sells them cheap. Oh wait.

Russia: ...Tch...! *storms off*

Finland: *grins* *pretends to throw bottle* TALVISOTA!

Russia: *yells back* I didn’t even lose! You lost! Remember I control your oil!

[4] is dared to kiss someone in this meme, who would he/she choose? (The creator of this meme is nice so it doesn't have to be a kiss on the lips, unless you want to. :P)

China: No.

France: On said it could be on le cheek!

China: Aiyah... Said, no. That disgusting.

S. Korea: (No one wants to get the smell of your coal dust all over their face anyway...)

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

England (WWI) : Remember lad, those Krauts are merciless. They’ll rip you to pieces if you aren’t careful.

Canada: *gulp!*(The reverse...)

Germany (WWI): *hiding under bunk bed* Vhat is zhat boy?! He’s a monster!

Prussia: I... I don’t know, kid...

(Denmark route...)

Denmark (1870s): He’s the son of Prussia, right? *shivers* That's scary, a great power right next to me. But I have nothing left to give him. I hope I’ll be safe.

Would 2 trust 5?

France: ...Eur... trust wit’ what? Depends, depends.

If 8 gives 5 a haircut, is that okay?

America: *being dragged by the arm* Dude, how many times have I told you, I don’t need no makeover! I’m awesome the way I am!

S. Korea: *huffs* Don’t be shy, America-nim. Look even better after this. *sits him down* First, you need haircut.

America: Okay, Okay, I give... just don’t try to cut off Nantucket, will ya? That’s gonna he painful.

S. Korea: Hair curl? Sure.

America: Also, don’t make me look like a girl!

S. Korea: What do you mean?

America: I just don’t wanna girly haircut! Maybe make it shorter? Not too neat, it makes me lose my awesome ruggedness.

S. Korea: Okay. I’ll try. *spins scissors once on pointer finger*

America: *groan* Let's just get it over with...*an hour later*

S. Korea: *nervous* How... How do you think?

America: ...Ok, I guess. Better than I thought it would be.S. Korea: *brightens up* Thank you! Then, it’s time to buy clothes!America: *groans again* Man you’re so pushy for such a polite guy.

(This was fitting?)

What do 6 and 7 have in common?

Me: For Canada and Germany, they’re both very developed, trustworthy first-world federations with big economies that are still going strong. They’re both very nice, some of the nicest in the cast, and generally only really want to do the right thing, making them the two most liked countries in the world according to polls, the top place for which they’re constantly neck-and-neck in. They both have a Germanic language as their official one (though Canada also has French). They’re very liberal places with free healthcare and a highly educated population, that exports car and automobile parts, their exports being very trusted. Canada also happens to have a lot of German immigrants, much like America. They also happen to be the origin countries for very popular dog breeds (Labrador and German Shepherd). They’re also very known for being accepting of immigrants. For Denmark and Germany, a lot of the same similarities apply, though not sure about car parts, or the immigration part, since I think Denmark had somewhat stronger immigration restrictions, and not sure if Denmark still needs growth. Since they’re bordering European countries, they do have much in common. They also both have a Germanic language as their only official language; they value Northern Germanic values like punctuality. They used to have visions of glory, but now prefer cooperation more, and have majorly downsized their military.

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner, what would they make?

(Route 1)

Poland: Hey ki’. You have Polish immigrants?

Canada: Well, not as many as America, eh, but yeah.

Poland: So you know how to make pierogis?

Canada: Yeah, eh! I have tons of Ukrainian immigrants too, and they brought them over, eh.

Poland: Let’s make some pierogis!

(Route 2)

Poland: Will be bigos or pierogis or...

Denmark: P’l’nd?

Poland: ...What?

Denmark: P’l’nd! I kn’w h’w to m’ke s’me gr’t h’t d’gs, if y’ w’nt to tr’ th’m? Th’y alw’s m’ke ev’ry’ne h’ppy wh’n I s’rve th’m~. N’t th’t I’m br’gg’ng!

Poland: Hot dogs, huh?

Denmark: Oh, I kn’w s’me gr’t rem’l’de s’ce too. An’ it g’es gr’t w’th b’r!

Poland: You go’ me at beer. Okay, give it try. Teach me.

Denmark: Yay!

(Wow, it’s hard writing in “canon Sweden speak”...)

What would 4 envy about 5?

China: *takes a puff from a cigarette* Being honest, I’ve got many places I could improve in, and I’m still not up to his level. I wish I could be, frankly. I wish my neighbors took to me as easily as they do to him. I wish I had as much influence as him. Sure, I’ve got some economic influence, but I’ve still got nothing on Hollywood, or even anime or K-Pop. My GDP still kinda sucks too, no matter what the Party says, and he’d still probably be able to wipe the floor with me in a fight. But I’m gonna overtake him anyway. Even if it isn’t now, it’s coming, sooner or later. I might have to improve on my “manners” though. I need to get my charisma back; that’s what he has pal, charisma. The One Belt, One Road Initiative should probably get some of my neighbors to my side, but Kazakhstan and Uzbekistan are being hard for some reason, I got a complaint from Poland the other day, and Sri Lanka told me that I should “back off a bit”. It’ll be a while until I catch up to him, and I’m still gonna keep watching him for his secrets.

Compare the matchups of 1 & 8 and 5 & 9. (Ignore canon sexual preferences for the moment.) Which couple would be more compatible? Which couple would be more plausible to people from either principal's home culture?

Me: Fiiinnnee. I can't see either working well chemistry-wise. But while Al would only get jeered at by fundamentalists and Timo would have no problem except some jokes, Ivan would go through hell from his fellow Russians and probably hate himself for going against God and being a "sodomite". He would have been raised to see homosexuality as a sin and evil. Yong would never want to admit to being gay because no one would take him seriously, and he wouldn't think it's anyone's business. All in all, Ivan would have the most resistance to it.

Who is stronger? [6] or [8]?

Me: Hm... for Canada and South Korea, both of their militaries are quite good. They’re both also very developed economically. Both have had notable instances of striking fear into their enemies too - Canada to WWI/WWII Germany and Yugoslav War Croatia, and South Korea to Vietnam and the Vietcong. South Korea has more personnel, and his whole male population has military experience, though Canada has a very strong elite which puts quality over quantity like the Joint Task Force 2; both heavily rely on America however, but this comes with perks like having actual competent leadership, the lack of which being what actually doomed Italy in WWII. Though South Korea wins with his being 7th place on the Global Firepower Index. He might look like a pretty boy, he may like makeup, but this boy packs a massive punch. He is constantly preparing for potential war with North, and has many advanced weapons because of it, while Canada has faced no big threats of invasion since the War of 1812. The only one who would invade him unless America went insane is probably Russia, and if Russia touched even a hair on Canada’s head he’d have to face America directly, which no one wants to do. And as a NATO member state, he also can rely on the rest of NATO to also fight with him. He has no need to have a ginormous military, South Korea does. Again, almost the entire adult male population of South Korea can be mobilized if needed, along with some of his female population. South Korea also is in the top ten in terms of military personnel, at 7th place, so that should just show how good he is. As a character, he could probably kick through a solid wall or punch through a table if he wanted to. Though this may be a lot of domestic power due to the threat being just North, so it might be more debatable if, say, he sent forces to join America in an oversea war, fought alongside Canada, and we measured how much they helped, but let us not forget his performance in Vietnam, where he may have killed more than America, his marines sometimes literally with their bare hands. When it comes to Denmark, again, South Korea wins; though Denmark, like Canada has elite forces that are amazingly good, his military is overall puny nowadays. He’s lower on the GFP Index than Canada, he’s not even the strongest in Scandinavia (that’s Sweden) so it’s no contest, really. He’s also heavily integrated with NATO, and the last battle he fought was a small skirmish with Germany in WWII.

10 and 1 both join the military. Which one of them is most likely to do well? How would the other one handle the military?

Me: Well... they’ve both been soldiers. And been in countless, countless wars. Even without their backgrounds, if retaining their personalities, they’re built to be resilient. So I’ll go with both.

Which of the ten characters listed is likely to be a huge anime fan? Would they hide it, or be proud of it?

Me: Not so sure about anime, but France would apparently be a super manga fan, more than Japan himself.

6 Enters 10's bedroom at night, saying (s)he had a nightmare. What does 10 do?

Does 9 or 4 have a worse temper?

Me: Well... China maybe? Though Finland isn’t exactly mild, I don’t know about making him short-tempered. China on the other hand definitely is fiery and impatient.

Does 10 smoke or drink?

England: I used to smoke - I’ve stopped since the 60s or so, however. I still drink at times, but not as much as many others, usually.

Would 3 ever pierce their tongue?

Poland: *wrinkles nose* Kurwa! No! That is a slight against the bodies God gave us!

4 pauses in front of a door and hear a conversation between 5 and 6. What is the conversation about? How does Character 4 react to it?

7, what would turn you on?

Me: He’s still into BDSM. He retains that from canon. Not sure how would come up though.

10] made a meal for [8, how was it?

If everyone were in a High (or whatever) School AU, what would they be?

Gakuen Immigrant Hetalia AU:

Ivan Braginovy: Aloof one, overprotective of his sisters, but also a bully. No one wants to mess with him except a few. Probably in hockey club if any.

Francis Bonnelfey: The Shipper on Deck and/or art/media/French teacher/professor, if a university student one of those is the faculty he’s in if he doesn’t pick Liberal Arts. Soccer club, manga club. Rivals with Arthur, might be Vice President Of student council to Ludwig. I'd imagine for other clubs he'd start a comic club with Anne or a cooking club.

Feliks Łukasiewicz: Braggy but insecure guy or history teacher who used to have a higher-paying job before the company crashed. That or he’s the janitor who complains about his job a lot, but is still passionate about it. Stands up to Russia often.

Yao Wang: The Insuffereable Genius; pushy, bossy, but insanely good at math and technology and highly intelligent, probably has a Tiger Mom, doing anything it takes to get to the top of the class and into university if this isn’t a university already. If I’m university, he’d be in the business/science/technology/politics faculty. That or he’s a business/math/science/technology/Mandarin teacher/Professor whose infamous for being rough, curt, giving out insane amounts of homework, and trolling his students for the lulz, though he shows moments of kindness. Might secretly be doing bidding for the Chinese Communist Party.

Alfred F. Jones/Kirkland: Pushy but well-meaning jock. If I’m university, he might be doing Liberal Arts. He’d probably be doing baseball or hockey; I’d say football, but no one else would do it; well, maybe except for his States. That or he’s the wacky aged-up principal, or a wacky P.E. teacher who unironically does stuff like make students play dodgeball with the shirts and skins setup if this is a high school. He might teach American history if a professor.

Matthew Williams/Jones/Kirkland: The overall nice person, normal guy who is the jock’s (or whatever America is) brother. Though his grades would be a bit high, and he probably has high hopes in the future. Probably in Liberal Arts if in university. Would be captain and ace of the hockey team.

Ludwig Beilschmidt: Student council president/Boy Scout type. Best high school subjects would be technology, math, literature, and economics, and if in university he would pick his faculty from one of those. Probably also one of the aces of the soccer team. His Bundeswehr veteran father (probably fought in Yugoslavia or another NATO mission) would be infamous as an insanely strict teacher, he might be the typical drill sergeant gym teacher or a German teacher.

Lee Yong-Soo: Would be the Asian Nerd type who studies way too hard and would do anything to get into university if it weren’t for his good looks and being a black belt at Tae-Kwon-Do; a weird mix of the antisocial awkward Asian nerd, the gamer, and the pop star. ...Though Yao might still bully him often. If in university, he would probably take science or some kind of data related faculty. He might be an amateur/idol singer who has trouble coping with his growing popularity and school life.

Timo Väinämöinen: The “goth”, metal fan who mostly keeps to his own, only really interacting with his brother and some others. University faculties would be science or technology, if not Liberal Arts. Though he’s also one of the best of the hockey team. Best high school subjects are technology, craftsmanship, science, and math.

Arthur Kirkland: Teen who acts beyond his age, probably part of the comedy club with his unique sense of humor and the soccer team. Best subject is literature, though with a twist in that he turns into a beast on the soccer field. If in university, he’d pick English as his faculty probably. That or he’s an English teacher/professor, with America and Canada, along with Australia and NZ, as his sons.

If 10 got drafted for the army, would they go for it or dodge the draft?

England: Wot? We ended conscription years ago, love. But, why should a personification be missing from the front lines when his men are dying? So either way I would join if there were a war. In fact, I trained several of the troops myself. I’ve gotten used to it, frankly.

5 gets a special present from 8 for their birthday. What is it?

(July 4th)

America: *blindfolded* So, what is it?

S. Korea: You’ll see, you’ll see.

Soldier 1: It’s ready, sir!

Soldier 2: *takes tarp off*

S. Korea: *takes blindfold off*

America: Holy-

S. Korea: *puts his glasses on* Happy Birthday, America-nim.

America: SWEET JESUS! Dude, it’s awesome!

in front of America is a majestic fighter drone, wrapped in a stars-and-stripes ribbon*

S. Korea: *chest puffed out* I present to you, the Amphibious All-Purpose Drone Model Kkachi-01. We’ve worked tirelessly for over five years on it, and it was finally complete last month. We’re commissioning it today. Our research team had a breakthrough in technology, and as your military partner, we thought we should share this one with you. It is all yours.

America: Oh my God, you’ve really outdone yourself, man! *hugs his head*

S. Korea: *freezes* *falls limp*

America: ...Oops.

S. Korea: Do... do not do that...

America: But hey, at least you didn’t kick me in the balls this time. Seriously though, thanks dude! This is awesome!

Is the glass half-full or half-empty?

Russia: Half-Empty. Why am I being asked this.

France: Half-Empty. Could be more full.

Poland: Half-Empty. Why?

China: Half-full. Why does it matter?

America: Ooh, I know this question! Looks half-full to me!

Canada: Hmm, I guess it's half-full?

Germany: Half-Empty.

South Korea: Looks half-empty.

Finland: ...Half-empty.

England: What, this old cliché? Was it filled to halfway, or was it emptied to halfway?

How long could you stand to be around 10?

2, 4 and 6 are watching T.V. together. What are they watching? Do they fight for the remote?

(Why they all have to share it... Idk. Human AU, then?)

France: Football! I said I want to watch football!

China: SHUT UP! We watch ping-pong! Olympic qualifiers today!

Canada: But ping-pong is boring! I WANT HOCKEY!

China: *taken somewhat aback* No... NO NOT!

France: *grabs the remote* OUI!

Canada: Eh! Oh no you don’t!

China: *shoves him away* Aiyah! Since when Matthew pushy?!

Canada: Says you, Eh!

China: *holding both of them off* Aiyah! Where respect for your elders, huh?!

France and Canada: Now you say that?!

England: *yawns* Ello, chaps. *looks up from his smartphone* Oh, the lad turns into a monster when it comes to hockey. But... isn’t it distributed online too?

everyone freezes*

soccer sounds play from Arthur’s phone*

England: YES! A SCORE!

France: ...Je knew z’a’.

England: No you didn’t.

France: Shu’ up, Arthur.

Canada: Eh...

China: Then I take remote! I can’t watch my TV from phone.

France and Canada: Fine...

What is 8's favorite place?

What scares 7 more than anything?

Germany: I’m afraid of vhat I’m capable of. I’m capable of some scary things, all us nations are. And I’m trying my damndest to keep it in check. I hope I’m doing good. I try my best. I really do.

If [7] had to be stuck on a island with [2] or [3] which would [7] choose? Why?

Germany: Frankreich. I don’t think Polen would want that.

8 needs a tutor. On what subject does he/she need tutoring?

If youwrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?

Me: Unfortunately, I can’t find any Sabaton songs on the Korean War... that would have been perfect. I don’t know many K-Pop songs either. Well, there’s Imjin River, an old Japanese song based off of a North Korean song for its first verse, but with an original second verse. I’d set it around the time the song was written, the 60s, just after South has toughened up, but still he feels unimaginable grief at the thought of his brother, instead of becoming so jaded to it like he has in modern day. It would probably feature North for the first half, and South for the second half.

10 confesses their true feelings for 7. Are they positive or negative feelings?

7 and 1 get stranded on an island together. Do they work together to be found?

If II had to do one nice thing for VIII , what would it be?

If IV and VII co-starred in a movie, what genre would it most likely fall under?

Me: ...Not sure. But I can imagine a comedy about Germany, here as Ludwig, being a German businessman who starts to conduct business with a Chinese one (or a Chinese migrant worker), Yao Wang, as part of the One Belt, One Road Initiative (or Yao is a multi-millionaire CEO who wants to open up shop in Berlin), and hilarious culture clash ensues. Alternatively, if somewhat racist jokes are ok, Yao visits as a tourist, doing Chinese tourist things, and Ludwig has to be his guide, hilarity ensues. Though since I don’t know how German movies are, IDK. It could also be the reverse; Ludwig tries to open up shop in Beijing or Shanghai, or travels there as a tourist and meets Yao, hilarity ensues. I can also see this being a buddy cop movie, with Ludwig as the by-the-book cop who is the more normal of the two while Yao is the cowboy cop with the twist that he's also a complete genius.

Can you picture 8 and 5 together?

Me: Well, if they were the opposite sex, I might tolerate kimchiburger. I still wouldn't ship it myself, but I'd still like it. I personally like the combination of Nyo!America x S. Korea the best. I really like the potential dynamic there, and it could be because of a personal fetish, but I love the idea of a stronger woman with a more vulnerable guy (not that S. Korea is weak. At all). Though they would never be actually married.

9 became a singer?

Me: Death Metal. Death metal everywhere.

8 buys a computer. What is the first thing he/she does on it?

Me: Of course, he would set it up - then download a bunch of PC games, starting with StarCraft.

Design an E-mail address for [6]

OCanadaEh@[website here].ca

Mapleleaf@[website].ca

Would 7 ever wear a leopard-print miniskirt in public?

Germany: NEIN.

What is 1’s worst memory?

Russia: Veech one?

You run into 2 on a busy street? What is the first thing you notice about them?

Would 8 ever get cosmetic surgery?

S. Korea: I already have, actually! Eyes like these don’t just happen.

Does 6 dance?

[8] Wakes up in the morning to find [4] in the same room. What happens?

(I'm assuming South Korea can somehow speak fluent Mandarin. But maybe I'll make this more engrishy later on)

(Route one)

crash!*

China: HOW DARE YOU KICK ME!

S. Korea: I’M SORRY I’M SORRY I’M SORRY!

Thailand: Ana~, what happen-

China: THE SON OF A TURTLE KICKED ME!

S. Korea: You were just standing right next to me as soon as I woke up- OWWW!

China: THE NERVE OF YOU! IS THIS HOW YOU ACT TOWARDS YOUR ELDERS?!

Thailand: *sweatdrops* Ana~

Japan: Maybe we should save him? ...Not that I would.

Vietnam: Leave him alone!

Philippines: Yeah, leave him alone!

China: You two shut up!

S. Korea: What were you even doing in my room?!

(Route 2)

S. Korea: *coughing* Smoke...? ...EEEAAAAAGGGHH!

China: *plugs ears* Wow kid, you can scream!

S. Korea: Jeongguo-nim?! W-what business do you have in my room?! Can’t a man have some privacy?!

China: I decided to visit!

S. Korea: Are you... serious?

China: Oh, I didn’t tell you? Whoops, my bad!

S. Korea: *smiles* *hair curl twitching* Oh, nice of you to come... This geezer is goddamn insane!! Though please tell me when you’re coming next time...

China: Come on, get up! I don’t have all day!

S. Korea: Oh, Of course you don’t! There goes my weekend! At least allow me to get dressed, please!

[9] is deeply missing someone. Who is it and why are they so important?

3 and 7 are at a bar. If a fight starts, who is more likely to have started it?

Me: Poland. Poland definitely.

[3] is walking home when s/he sees a cute fluffy creature, which promptly begins rubbing itself against his/her legs. Will s/he kick it away, or take it home?

[4] Is depressed about something, what does [2] do to cheer him/her up?

It seems 8, 4, 1, and 7 get into a race! What happens, what does everyone drive, and who wins?!

So, [8, what do you think about Valentine's Day?

9 is hyperventilating and 10 is nearby, what does 10 do?

If you wrote a One/Six/Ten fic, what would the warning be?

Me: Nope! Not touching that!

7 announces he/she is 3’s long-lost sibling.

Poland: I thought Germans were bad at jokes?

6 and 4 go on a trip to the zoo...

Me: China is either A., obsessing about pandas, or B, bribing Canada or Denmark with pandas.

1 falls in love with 2, but 9 is in the way

Me: Yeah... not touching that either. Even with Nyotalia, it makes no sense.

You’re stuck in an elevator with 10...

Me: Hopefully he entertains me with some English humor while there that I’m unfortunately too lazy to write.

5, 7, and 8 get together for a movie night. What do they watch?

7 invites you to a dinner cooked by 3. Do you accept?

Me: Mmm... Polish food, huh? I’m in!

3 and 5 meet in a dark alley. Who should be more worried?

Me: Since they’re friends, I don’t think it would be much of a problem.

You must marry 2, 4, 6, or 8, who will you choose?

Me: Hm... hard choice. Who’s most likely to be the submissive here? I’ll go with Simon (Denmark), maybe Matthew. Yao kind of looks my type and is indeed my type in canon, but in my canon is way too dominant and he smells like cigarettes, Francis also is probably one who tops, and Yong Soo, while he looks and kind of acts my type, might not accept bottoming so easily, and since the world isn’t an anime trying to force him to show his vulnerabilities would be frustrating for the both of us. Plus he would probably hate my guts for being Japanese. Though if it were easier I might pick him; I just like the type of character I made for him. If only he were willing to be on bottom then he would be perfect waifu material though.

2 decides to wear 8’s clothing. What does it look like?

Ten makes a drawing of five. What does it look like?

What does four really think about six?

China: Canada? Oh, he’s good. He actually treats me like the potential top dog of this planet I am, and he’s willing to accept that. He’s generally nice, and he has a lot of my immigrants. Pretty good business partner too. As for Denmark? I usually trade with him via the EU. He barely registers, honestly.

If they entered the Olympics, who would win all the medals?Me: Well... America has the most medals. By far.If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8?

Me: Well... I’d say that both would be good for defense, but Germany might be more reassuring deterrent; he looks more intimidating than some pretty boy, since the thug wouldn’t know said pretty boy could chop their head open easily and was became a Korean and Vietnam war vet as a literal child, and its easier to forget that sometimes. Though I might tone down Germany’s appearance a bit, and he makes an effort to less militaristic, he would probably still look rather intimidating in the dark. But put South Korea and uniform and then the thug might get a better idea of who he’s up against.

If 7 were to meet 1 without an umbrella in the rain, would 1 lend the umbrella?

Russia: *sneezes*

Germany: Russland?

Russia: ...Vat?

Germany: Vhat are Sie doink here?

Russia: None of your beeseeness.

Germany: Here.

Russia: ...?

Germany: Sie look like Sie could use zhis. Zhe closest store iz nearby. Sie hold it.

Do you think 1 and 5 can be room mates?

Me: Uh, no. Definitely not. Things would turn pretty ugly.

1 accidentally kicked 10?

Let's see 8 and 10 exchange personalities (can include clothes)

S. Korea: *in a duffel coat* Hello, America-nim. Nice day it is today-

America: Uhh... dude, what happened?

S. Korea: What do you mean what happened? I’m perfectly fine today. What about you?

America: Uhhh...

England: *in a striped shirt, jacket, a baseball cap by his side* Oh bloody hell! *looking into a mirror* Missed a spot! *brushing his hair* Gor blimey, this hair! Why didn’t I cut it properly?! Who wears their hair so bloody short nowadays? Heavens, is that a blemish?! Oh, hello Korea. Pardon me, but could you not look at me in such a state!

S. Korea: You seem to be in a rush.

England: You think?! ...Sorry about that.

S. Korea: You look fine to me.

England: I do?! Oh, thank you! But maybe I need a bit more over here.

America: Uhhhhh... dude, am I dreaming? Or am I remembering them wrong?

England: Wait a sec, why am I doing this?!

S. Korea: It looks like... we were switched. Kind of inconvenient, I have to say.

England: SERIOUSLY?! Bollocks! How can we switch personalities just out of the blue! ...And how can you be so calm?!

S. Korea: Your ‘Stiff Upper Lip” is pretty effective.

(This England seems oddly like canon England... then again, what normal person wouldn’t react like this)

You get in a fight. Would you rather have 3 or 5 as your partner? Why?

Me: MURICA. America trumps all in terms of sheer power, that’s a rule. ...Though maybe I might go with Poland since I don’t want him accidentally killing some one, and Poland is somewhat less likely to do so. Maybe. I think. In my canon, America can still lift up a Buffalo easily, by the way. And probably break a solid concrete block.

If 1 were to open a shop, what would it be?

Me: A liquor store probably.

8 wants to commit suicide for some reason. 10 is the only person with them. Does 10 reason with 8?

(Human AU)

(Mapo Bridge, Seoul)

S. Korea: *sighs* It’s beautiful... No use going back now... *closes eyes* *takes a step*

England: Yong Soo? My lad, what’s the matter?

S. Korea: !!!!

England: Beautiful day it is today, isn’t it?

S. Korea: Mr. Kirkland?! Nothing! This is nothing!

England: You seem to be staring down from a bridge, my lad. To enjoy the view, then? *notices a crumpled piece of paper in his hand* Does that have anything to do with it?

S. Korea: Just... just let me go...

England: Afraid I can’t do that.

S. Korea: *clenches fists* ...I can’t take it anymore. ...I couldn’t get into Seoul University. I worked so hard... it all went to waste... And I’m ugly, I’m a good-for-nothing...

England: *looks at sign* *takes out phone* *starts dialing*

S. Korea: Mr. Kirkland?

England: *gives phone to him* Here. I called the hotline for you. Talk away.

S. Korea: *shaking* *takes phone* ...Anehaseyo...?

(They might not be particularly close, and he is no perfect angel, but I don’t think Arthur/England would just leave a jumper to kill themselves)

(South Korea has one of the biggest suicide rates in the world, and the highest of any OECD country. This may be at least partially attributed to his merciless education standards and especially expectations, though it’s also been attributed to the high proportion of elderly people in poverty. The prompt originally had him trying to hang himself, as is apparently the most popular method, but I thought it would make more sense for Arthur to stumble across him on a bridge than to randomly be in his house. The Mapo Bridge is infamous for them, giving it the nickname “The Bridge of Death”, though the government has deemed it “The Bridge Of Life”, posting signs all around it with numbers to hotlines and telling jumpers to reconsider)

If 8 were to get a job, what would it be?

Me: I don’t know, K-pop Star, model, though of course he’d make a great soldier. Maybe a professional gamer even.

If 7 were to go to a competition, what would it be?

3 and 7 are having smexy time. 9 is next door. What happens?

Me: Not touching this!

Out of all of them, who will rule the world?

Me: Well, the closest to it is America and England used to rule the world, but will, right? So probably China?

7, 2, and 11 go to a ball. What is the first thing that could go wrong?

1, 3, 6, and 10 are playing poker. Who wins?

Me: I’d say Russia or England.

If [8] had an iPod or some kind of music player, what kinds of songs would you find in it?

Me: He does have one, actually; an iPod specifically (since while his big companies like Samsung do have MP3 players, they’re not very popular). Boatloads of K-Pop, traditional and folk music, video game music, the odd J-Pop song (which he wouldn’t want people finding out about it course) and some American pop, probably.

Do you think [6] and [4] are made for each other?

Me: No, not really.[1] challenges [3] to a no-holds-barred duel. Who will win and how?

Describe the relationship between [2] and [8] in the canon. Would you change it? Why?

Me: Well, it’s not really there. South Korea might admire France for his fashion and stuff though, just like Japan, and have an inferiority complex especially when it comes to him, but France doesn’t think much about him. I don’t see why I would change it, it’s IRL and might change anyway as K-Pop spreads more and more.

Questions 6 and 3 attend the same social event. What’s the event likely to be?

Me: A lot of things, really. It could be an EU meeting for Denmark’s case, a NATO meeting, or just a UN meeting. They’d probably attend an environmental convention, or a beer festival too, though.

What is 7’s worst fear?

10 and 1 both join the military. Which one of them is most likely to do well? How would the other one handle the military?

2 bakes a cake. What flavor will it be? Will it have frosting? Sprinkles? Or will it taste awful, and the flavor indistinguishable?

Me: It’s France, he’s where the word pâtissier comes from, of course it would be good. Don’t know what the flavor would be, but definitely something French. Maybe a strawberry charlotte? Or an opera cake? Or some kind of mousse? ...Ok, this is making me hungry. No sprinkles probably, those are for plebs. Everyone would probably be scrambling for it as soon as it’s on the table.

5 and 8 crash into each other while walking around a mall and both drop whatever they’re buying in the collision. What’s likely to happen?

S. Korea: OW!

America: YEOWWW!!!

S. Korea: America-nim?

America: *rubbing his head* Yeah, it’s me. Didn’t expect to see you here either, dude! ...Dude, is this makeup? How many types are here?!

S. Korea: Augh... yeah. The latest in the new line.

America: *snort*

S. Korea: What?

America: Nothing!

S. Korea: *sigh* Can you help me pick this up?

America: Alright, alright.

S. Korea: Wait... are you seriously buying these sweatpants? And this shirt? And this thing from... last season at least?

America: Yeah?

S. Korea: To wear outside?

America: Yup?

S. Korea: Nothing else? Out of all the latest fashions here?

America: Uhh... yeah?

S. Korea: *tries not to laugh* Man, I wouldn’t be caught dead in these outside.

America: Well, I’m not you!

S. Korea: Alright. Better pick these up.

What subject would [1] teach if s/he were a teacher/professor? Would s/he be good at it?

How would [8] court [6]?

(Canada/Denmark are their Nyotalia versions)

(Human AU)

Out of all ten characters listed, which one is the most intelligent? Who is the dumbest?

Me: Well, China is probably the smartest, S. Korea a close second, maybe Finland too. Though England is also pretty up there. As for dumbest... I’d say America, but it’s hard to really pin down how smart or dumb he is.

[2] What is the worst crime (9) has ever committed?

(1) and (4) must fix a dinner together. How do they cooperate in the kitchen? What kind of food do they fix, if any at all?

China: Cooking? I great cooking! Chinese food one of best 3 cuisines of world!

Russia: ...Khittai? I’m soore yoor cookeeng eez great. But Ee kheard scandals from yoor place.

China: *wrinkles nose* Aiyah. Whatever. I still cooking. Won’t kill anyone anyway.

Russia: ...Ee’m makeeng stroganoff.

China: Fine, fine, teach me, and I teach you how make egg rolls at least.

What channel (Disney, Discovery, National Geographic, et cetera) does (5) watch the most?

America: ESPN! Where else would I get my football highlights?

(Apparently, statistic-wise, ESPN is the most watched channel in America)

(7) and (3) are walking down a street at night when they hear (2) cry for help. What does (2) need help with, and will (7) and/or (3) help him?

Me: They probably would, though I’m too lazy to come up with what he would need help with. I mean, it’s unlikely he’s being attacked in this modern age.

Does (8) keep a clean room?

S. Korea: *pushes his cold mask down* Definitely. I try to keep it spotless, and if there’s even a speck of dust I get nervous.

(5) and (10) run a country together – what state is the country in, and how is it run?

Me: Considering who they are, this makes no sense. Though I guess they means they both jointly occupy a place. I guess it could be fine, if no one finds oil. Or they don't decide to topple any governments. I guess it depends on why they're occupying it. If it's because it's a war zone, they would probably make it worse.

(6) may have possibly come into contact with a deadly disease, so he’s being quarantined. They’re allowed to bring something along with them – a book or video game - to keep them entertained. What would (6) bring?

What is (4)’s favorite time of day?

(10), (9), and (3) get snowed in while at a cabin in the mountains. They have one twin bed, two blankets, a few bottles of water, and a little bit of beef jerky. Who gets what? Who suffers the most while they wait out the storm?

If (7) could steal anything – an object, a talent, or trait – from (6), what would it be?

Germany: ...Is it possible to copy a past?

Of all the characters, who has the best hygiene?

Me: South Korea, probably. He’s a major, MAJOR neat freak and germaphobe.

What would be the worst possible job (1) could work?

Me: Something that requires him to smile a lot. Or customer service of any kind.

(6), (8), and (9) must compete in a talent show. What do they do for their talent, and who would win?

What is (2)’s biggest pet peeve?

4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their house. What happens?

Drink Order?

Since I elaborate on the Europeans below, for the non-Europeans here:

China - Rice spirits probably, though it would make him drunk really quickly since he’s susceptible to the Asian Flush (the Korea family are the only East Asians immune to it). If he doesn’t want to risk it or a massive hangover the next day, tea probably.

America - Cola, Pepsi, some other Soda, a Slurpee, or a really ice cold beer. Filled with ice of course. If it’s morning, a cup of coffee with tons of sugar.

Canada - Tim Hortons coffee or Canadian beer.

S. Korea - Soju (Korean rice spirit), and loads and loads of it. He’d probably bring the troops along too, or is outdrinking America in a drinking contest. If he’s caught for his age... well, no idea, since the guy is practically addicted to Soju.

8 gets totally wasted and starts saying drunken slurs to 3. What happens?

Poland: Wait, what? What?! He seems angry, but I don’t get what he’s saying! I don’t understand Korean, y’know!

3 and 8 go on a date, what happens?

(...Okay, I’ll bite on the crack ship this time)

(Human AU, Poland is his Nyotalia version. Btw, I use human names because I find crack romance prompts with nation names a bit awkward)

(At an unspecified bar in Seoul, Saturday...)

Jadwiga: So Erzi, how is it so far?

Erzsébet: Why does everything have to be so quick here? But... can’t come up with other complaints now. Blah, these spirits though. Still, gotta say, they’re are like concentrated vodka.

Jadwiga: I know, right? Get the job done pretty well.

Soldier 1: Hey Yong-Soo, are you checking those white chicks out?

Yong Soo: *blushes* Well... sort of.

Soldier 1: Which one?

Yong Soo: The blonde one.

Soldier 2: *whistles* Yong-Soo is in love with a white chick!

Yong Soo: Quiet!

Soldier 3: Yeah, shut up Nam-Ho. ...Wonder where she’s from?

Soldier 1: America probably. Maybe she’s with the army?

Soldier 2: I’ve gotta say though, haven’t seen either around. ...And wow can she drink. It’s like she’s a Korean!

Soldier 3: Maybe they’re tourists or expats.

Yong Soo: Yeah... she’s beautiful.

Soldier 1: Hey. Maybe you could ask her out?

Soldier 2: Yeah! Yeah!

Yong Soo: *gulps* I’ll try... *gestures to her*

Jadwiga: *a bit surprised* *points to herself* ...?

Yong Soo: *nods* *gestures*

Jadwiga: *looks at Erzi*

Erzsébet: *shrugs*

Jadwiga: *gestures ‘come over’*

Soldier 1 and 2: Ooh! She’s interested!

Yong Soo: Alright... I’ll go.

Soldier 1: Good luck!

(A bit later)

Yong Soo: She said yes! She’s an expat named Jadwiga from... Poland, I think it was? But she can speak English pretty well.

Soldiers: *clapping*

Soldier 2: Smooth job, man!

Yong Soo: I just hope it goes well...

(The next day)

Yong Soo: (in English) Thanks for allowing me to come.

Jadwiga: *light blush* *English with a Polish accent* No, no, dank you.

Yong-Soo: So... what do you want to do, Jadwiga? There is a good cafe near, but what did you have in your country? ...You said you were from...?

Jadwiga: Polan’.

Yong Soo: Um... sorry, but where was that?

Jadwiga: *face falters* *huffs* East of Germany. Are we dat not known?

Yong Soo: Sorry! *takes out Samsung Phone* Where can I find somewhere that serves Polish food?

Jadwiga: Actually, maybeh you coul’ come over my room? Can not give you full Polish welcome, but I got some stuff at the store dat I can use to introduce you to de bahsics of our food.

Yong Soo: Wait... you’ll really do that? *intense blush*

Jadwiga: Uhhh... Yong-Soo? I just sai’ you coul’ come over?

Yong Soo: Come over... to a girl’s room? Now?

Jadwiga: You Koreans weird...

Would 6 have the guts to kill 2? Explain your answer.

Me: That wouldn’t be possible outside of extraordinary circumstances.

You need to stay at a friend’s house for the night. Whose house, 1 or 6?

Me: Leaving aside how far away they live, Canada or Denmark. Russia tries to be welcoming to guests, but he’s still kind of scary.

Have you ever read a 6/10 fic before?

Me: ...Can’t say I have. Though something tells me UKCan might not be extremely rare.

4 is forced to sit on 8’s lap? Does everything stay friendly? Who wanted it, 4 or 8?

Is there is any one song to explain 5 and their life?

Me: Well, aside from his anthem, and songs like Yankee Doodle or You’re a Grand Old Flag, well...

Speaker: AMERICA! F*CK YEAH!

Me: Or the always classic...

Speaker: I am a real American! I fight for the rights of every man!

Me: I’d say the former fits more though.

Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?Me: Can’t say I’ve heard of KimchiVodka. Ever. You’d see more Russia x North Korea before that, I’m pretty sure.

What would 5 envy about 4?America: Nah, I’m good! I’m better than that geezer any day! ...Though, honestly, I kinda wish my economy could grow as fast as his like it used to. And why the hell does he still get to dodge all those World Bank rules like a b*tch?! He’s a “developing” country?! How?! But I don’t care what anyone says, I’m staying in power!

If 5 was in the Dictionary, what would the definition be?

Me: He is, actually, since he exists IRL as a geopolitical entity. According to Dictionary.com,a republic in the N Western Hemisphere comprising 48 conterminous states, the District of Columbia, and Alaska in North America, and Hawaii in the N Pacific. Conterminous United States, 3,022,387 sq. mi. (7,827,982 sq. km); with Alaska and Hawaii, 3,615,122 sq. mi. (9,363,166 sq. km). Capital: Washington, D.C. Abbreviation: U.S., US

Make up a summary for a Three/Ten oneshot.Me: Let’s see... making it platonic here.Flying HussarsWWII Britain. As England prepares his pilots to face Germany, a certain determined nation comes to him with a request.(In WWII, there were tons of Polish volunteers for the Royal Air Force, and they are said to be one of if not the best pilots in the RAF. They helped a lot in the Battle of Britain. They also apparently got tons of British ladies because of it)

Four and five are arguing, what is it about?China: Why you not accept you on way out?!America: Because I’m not, ya old man!China: Then why you put tariffs on me?!America: ‘Cause you should play by the rules! Accept that you should eat with the grown-ups now! Developing country my ass!China: Blah blah blah. Why any of your business?America: IT TOTALLY IS MY BUSINESS YA PRETTY BOY!

[8] and [4] are playing a video game. Who wins?S. Korea: *grins* Gotcha!China: *starting to fume* Aiyah! One more time!S. Korea: *grumbles* It’s the 10th time.China: ONE MORE TIME!

[4] is walking home when s/he sees a cute fluffy creature, which promptly begins rubbing itself against his/her legs. Will s/he kick it away, or take it home?

Divide the list up by even and odd. Which group of five would make a better Five Man Band (like a Power Rangers team)? Who would you slot in each position: Leader, Lancer (second-in-command), Big Guy, Smart Guy, The Chick? If you think the team would be improved by swapping one character between the even and odd groups, which ones would you switch?

Team 1: Russia, Poland, America, Germany, Finland

Team 2: France, China, Denmark/Canada, South Korea, England

Me: That’s... difficult. Especially since being leader material here usually indicates a lot of physical strength. For Team One, America could be leader, Russia would be Big Guy but he acts more like a lancer, maybe Poland or Germany could be Lancer, maaayyybe Finland would be Smart Guy... and then I’m totally blank. Team Two is slightly better, since maybe China could be leader, or it could be France or England with the non-leader being the Lancer and China the Big Guy/Cute Bruiser, despite his intellect, and maybe South Korea is Smart Guy and Canada/Denmark is The Heart. There’s only one (Denmark/Canada) who can remotely qualify for Heart. Still, they aren’t very compatible in these roles.

Gender-swap 2, 8 10. Which character would have the most change in their story arc? Which the least? Would any of these characters have to have a complete personality change to be believable as the opposite sex?

Me: This is... hard. Since they’re nations, they’ll still have to function as nations, so they’ll probably disguise themselves as men to actually do nation stuff for much of history. I’m thinking of nations even being able to change sexes if needed, which would make this question void, but since it’s so out there I’m really not sure. Still, them being female would raise much Fridge Logic, and it would inevitably make them more tomboyish than societal norms. I call this the “Hungary Paradox”. Though this particularly goes for South Korea. I’m glad Hima made him male. England has at least had female rulers, and I’ve had the idea of making France female if this were an original story (especially since French women are already pretty tomboyish in modern day). Also, if it was just France or England, I’d be slightly less annoyed by the over-abundance of FrUK, though I might start treating GerFr/WurstCroissant like PolHun in-story (I may also tolerate USUK slightly more; but only slightly). Might because Germany looks a lot like France’s half brother HRE, and the age gap might alienate some people due to how darn young Germany is and how darn old France is chronologically. Again, a lot of shipping stuff. I might make England’s Union with Scotland an actual marriage instead of a Union Brotherhood with them as a bickering couple, or actually tease EngPor at times. Also, this would give Elizabeth I’s whole “married to my country” thing... weird undertones. XD I might also have KimchiBurger in my list of tolerable ships, though I still prefer Amelia x Yong Soo.

Your team is 3, 4 9. The mission consists of a social challenge, a mental challenge and a physical challenge. Which team member do you assign to each challenge?

Me: ...I’m legit stumped. China or Finland, or even Poland, could do pretty good at a mental test. They could do fine at a physical test. But I would call none of them good socially; China is good when it comes to business stuff, but not so much manners or social etiquette, where he utterly fails. Even if I were to change him to Imperial China, his rules and manners would be foreign to others, and his condescending personality could be off-putting to those who aren't used to Sinocentrism, though his overpowering power of national charisma could over come that possibly. Finland... sucks socially. He would crack if that happened. That leaves Poland, I guess. But even he isn’t the best exactly nowadays. Maybe Commonwealth Poland with his charisma, but his ham could also be a detriment depending on the situation, not to mention his penchant for arguing as both. It really depends on what the social challenge is. So maybe I'll go with Finland: Mental test, Commonwealth Poland: Physical test, and Imperial China: Social test.

7 becomes 1's boss for a week in some plausible fashion. How's their working relationship?

Who could make 4 do anything for them if they asked?

China: *takes a puff from his cigarette* Anything, huh? The Party. Maybe. They’ve gotten me this far, so they’re doing something right; they make me and my people money, and that’s what I need. They’re basically part of me. Hell, they are me, kind of. Though I’ll still mock them if it’s too ridiculous, and maybe even go against orders. Calling the day of one of my biggest earthquakes Thanksgiving Day? Not allowing me to help my own people after they destroyed their houses? I’m taking none of that shit! So you could say no one, human or nation. Especially nation. Ha! I take orders from none of them. I’ve learned that I shouldn’t get too attached over my long life, and I’d like to keep it that way. The moment I let myself budge, they’ll swoop in and try to push me around again.

Where would [2] bury a treasure?

France: Like moi would tell you!

Is [9] single?

Finland: *shrugs* We all are.

What is [4]'s favourite color?

China: Red! It’s always meant good luck to me.

[3] is in need of advice from [5, what is it?

Poland: Amerika?

America: Yeah?

Poland: Hov can I be respecte’? I vant to bah like you, Amerika.

America: Hm... how did I get here? *shrugs* Just work hard. That’s all I can say.

[8] is working as a waiter/waitress and just spilt coffee over [2].

[9] is throwing a party and only invites odd numbers. How does the party turn out?

Me: I’ll just say this. Finland... throwing a party... O RLY?

[4] is locked in a closet with [6] at a party, what happens?

(Picking Canada here)

Canada: (in Cantonese) Now, now, calm down, eh.

China: *fuming* SOMEONE! GET US OUT!

Canada: *plugs ears* Ouch...

China: (in Cantonese) Aiyah! Can’t wait for this. ...I don’t care anymore. Am kicking ourselves outta here.

Canada: Wait, what?! You can’t do that, eh!

China: No choice! You wanna stay stuck here or what?

Canada: *starts coughing from the cigarette smoke* No...

China: Well, step back!

CRASH!

[2] just caught [3] stealing cookies from the cookie jar.

[8] cranked up the music really loud at night and woke up [9]. What music is it and what happens next?

Me: Probably some kind of K-Pop, and I don’t know if they do their counter-propaganda/trolling sessions at night, I guess not. And I’m questioning why Finland is there. Though I’m sure of if this happened, S. Korea would promptly be seen chased around by a Finn with a knife.

Character 1 and character 5 end up sharing a bed. Why? What happens?

(I have absolutely no idea why; Maybe it’s after a joint talk, and they’re being forced to get along and/or got epically trolled with their hotel room)

America: ...hey.

Russia: *grunts* *glares*

America: *wrinkles nose* *moves away* Ok, this is so gay!

Russia: ...

America: Look, I want to do this as much as you do.

Russia: *gets down from bed* Ee’d razyer sleep on floor.

America: Oh, you would? *yanks away blankets* I take all of this then!

Russia: ...

America: Wait a sec, this isn’t very heroic. Fine, I’ll give ya the covers at least -

Russia: Not need eet. *lies down* Not wkhyen you touch eet.

America: *eyeroll* Whatever, commie. Take this at least. *trows pillow at him* *faces away* Good night!

A character of your choice is sick in bed. Character 1 has to nurse them back to health.

Character 4 and character 2 have turned into animals for the day. What animals are they and what happens?

Does 2 ever drink?

5 and 6 did a workout together?

What would be a good summary for a two x seven fanfic?

Me: I would make one of them their Nyotalia version, likely France, so:

Two decades since the formation of the European Steel and Coal Community. Even amidst all the surprises and changing times were bringing Marianne, the biggest surprise of all may have been finding herself embracing in her arms the young man whom she once swore as her worst enemy. GerFem!Fr, Historical, uses my AU Alt-talia characterizations.

(A romantic version of the arc I want to do in which Germany and France become friends, while Germany deals with all of the problems of the other nations hating him and trying to recover alongside the rest of Europe while France along with England come to terms with the world changing around them. Also worth noting is that hugging is considered way more intimate in France than a light kiss)

7 tries to take over the world. What happens?

Me: Well, the last time that happened he got absolutely destroyed...

Who would make a better college professor: Six, or Eight?

What would Five most likely be arrested for?

Me: America gets away with... a lot of stuff though.

5 goes bowling with 10.

8 gets hold of an atomic bomb. What horror happens next?

America: You kidding?! Sweet!

S. Korea: It was difficult smuggling it from my brother... but we did it. Now we have a negotiating tool.

America: WOOT! Up high, man!

Canada: Why do I feel like we might be in for another Cold War, eh?

Australia: A mini-one, but yeah, can feel ya mate.

(Meanwhile)

N. Korea: *bowing on the floor* I-I am deeply sorry, my Supreme Leader!

Leader: This is a failure of inconceivable proportions! DO YOU KNOW THE GRAVITY OF WHAT HAS OCCURED, YOU IMBECILE! We are now in great danger! You are in great danger!

N. Korea: *tears flowing out of eyes* I... I have failed... Now what shall happen to us?

Leader: No, the guards are at fault. They are traitors, comrade. Bring to me the men responsible. You shall deal with them as I instruct you.

N. Korea: Yes, High Comrade.

Leader: However... I shall also discipline you. Reflect on it as a foreshadowing of what is to come if another incident of this magnitude were to occur again. Understand?

N. Korea: Ah, yes, High Comrade...

2 and 7 are making out, 10 walks in. What is their reaction?

(France is his Nyotalia version again)

Arthur: You two were...

Ludwig: It isn't what it-

Arthur: Well, this is quite the reveal-

Marianne: *pushes him behind her* Oui, we were... now ge' out Angleterre!

Arthur: Since when were you so sensitive about such things, love?

Marianne: Am not! Just leave us alone, stupid roastbif!

A dark knight appears in front of 5 and says he is his/her father. How does 5 react to it?

America: England? Dude? What are you doing in a knight costume?

8 and 4 enter in a drinking contest. Who wins?

China: *collapses* *hung over* Aiyah...

S. Korea: *sighs* *takes another shot of soju* Can someone help him?

3 tries to cook for 10! What does he/she cook and does it turn out well?

If 4, 3, and 6 were to jump off of a waterfall, would any of them survive?

Me: Well, they are immortal...

Write an group instant chat convo between 2, 5, 7, 9 and 10.

10 can't swim and starts to drown in the ocean. Everyone has left except for 2. Does 2 play hero?

France: Honhonhon, you can’t swim? Seriously?

England: *deadpan* Yes.

France: *laughs* Tu owe me now.

England: *huffs*

8 and 3 go camping and forgot to bring any food. What happens?

Poland: Do no' vorry! I knov how to spot any food in de forest!

Do you believe 8 and 9 would be ever more than friends?

South Korea: But... we barely know each other.

Finland: *shrugs*

If 8 were to live in any era of history except his/her own, which one would it be?

South Korea: I wish I could meet Abeoji (father) in his prime. I could maybe learn some things from him.

Who would 3 jump in the way of a bullet for?

Poland: Even if I could die, Węrgy (Hungary). Definitely Węrgy.

If [5] could say anything to [10] what would they say?

America: Hey, Limey?

England: Yes?

America: You know... I think you’re a great ally. You always stick with me. We work super well and all that.

England: Yes?

America: And, well... I actually know I’m not the best at everything. Maybe there’s others as awesome as me.

And, well... I’m kinda stupid maybe, I have a lot of problems, and I make mistakes. There’s stuff you do better that me, sometimes. You have a cool accent and free healthcare and all that... hey, I’m still awesome though!

England: Ah.

America: And... you know dude?

England: Yes, America?

America: ...I think you’re a cool dad.

England: *smiles* Yes, son.

America: And I don’t think I’d rather have any other.

9 tries to get 5 to go a movie. Which movie, and what is it about?

You need to stay at a friend's house for the night. Whose do you stay at, 1 or 6? Why?

2 has been in the shower for a very long time and doesn't seem to be coming out soon. 10 desparately needs to use the bathroom for whatever reason. What happens?

3 gets a party invite from 6. 8 is jealous. What happens?

3 has to marry either 8, 4, or 9. Who do they choose?

1 arrives late for an important meeting. Why were they late?

9 plays a nasty prank on 2. What do they do to get back at 9?

1 throws a birthday, but they can only invite four people. Who do they choose and why?

If those off the list are fine... Serbia's definitely on the list. Armenia too. Then maybe Belarus. Lastly, he might choose China for the last slot, though I'm sure he'll be a bit surprised about that.

You want write a song fic about seven’s past. What song is it and what is the fic’s plot?

Me: Maybe a Sabaton song like "Wehrmacht" or "Rise of Evil". The context should be fairly obvious. But yeah, the latter would be about how he falls deeper and deeper into the Nazi ideology, starting from him struggling with the inflation and poverty. Or it could be from the POV of a state less Nazi-inclined (or Canaris of the Abhwehr? Trust me, his story is awesome) as they witness his descent. Wehrmacht would show him in a pitiful light, starting with him being all gung-ho about it, showing the plight of the average soldier, and then him eventually getting gradually beaten into submission.

When eight goes to Hogwarts what house is he/she sorted in and why?

Me: Ravenclaw. He's the intellectual type and all that.

1 is in jail and 4 is their roommate. What kind of crime did they pull off together?

1 thinks 8 is gay. Whats 8's reaction?

South Korea: ...Why?

Russia: Vat keend ov man vears make up?

South Korea: *taken aback* Excuse me?!

1 is drunk and starts hitting on 5. What happens next?

America: *gags*

10 goes to the zoo. Tell us his/her favourite animal there, and then what happens when he/she and 9 fall into the tiger exhibit.

1 and someone he/she loves are drunk and start making out. What happens next?

Me: Well, he doesn't have a love interest, so... next!

9 threw a rock at 5. What does 5 do?

OMG!!! ALL THE OC'S ON THE QUIZ HAD THEIR PERSONALITIES REVERSED!!! WHAT HAPPENS?!?

1 kissed 4. 4 likes it?

China: ...No? Russia, are you drunk again?

An alien appeared and switched their bodies. What's their reaction?

A magic brush falls in front of 1. A magic brush that he/she can use to change anything. What happens?

Everyone has to name at least one of their favorite food.8, 4 and 1 are trapped in a dark room together. Who takes advantage of the situation and how?5 gets super powers! What type of super powers would they be? And does he/she help or attack any of the other characters?

What would you do if 9 suddenly paid you a visit?

4 is walking home when s/he sees a cute fluffy creature, which promptly begins rubbing itself against his/her legs. Will s/he kick it away, or take it homeThey all get involved into an epic brawl (not the video game), and only one of them survives, who won?posted a picture of 1 and 10 making out on the Internet! What happens?

JESUS CHRIST, IT'S A LION!!!

All of them were hit by a truth ray and can only say their deepest secrets. What do they say?

Everyone gather in couples NOW!!!

Just in terms of duos:

Germany: Frankreich!

France: D'accord.

The EU duo: Germany and France

America: Hmmm... Who should I be paired up with?

Poland: Oh, hey, Amerika-

England: There's only three of us.

Canada: Yeah, eh.

South Korea: *looking around* ...Erm, America?

Canada: Oh, you could go with him! And I could go with dad, eh.

America: Oh yeah! He was-

England: ...South Korea, America.

South Korea: *facefaults*

America: Oh yeah! I remember now! It's settled!

Poland: Kurwa!

Ameri-Korean Alliance duo: America and S. Korea

British Empire Father and Son duo: England and Canada

Russia: Khittai?

China: *shrugs* May as well

Sino-Russian alliance duo: Russia and China

Poland: Kurwa...

Finland: ...We're the only ones left, it seems.

Leftover European duo: Poland and Finland

A battleship fell on 7, does he/she survive? If not what's everyone's reaction?

Germany: *heaves a piece off of him* ...If I weren't immortal, that would have killed me.

What would be great boss battle music for each character that you can't use due to lawsuits?

Me: I have thought of stuff like having Pokémon battle ideas for them, actually, though for the BGM I imagined original tracks with their cultural insturments. Remixed versions of their national anthems probably? I'd imagine an instrumental remix of Winged Hussars for Poland though. For Russia - is the Tetris theme copyrighted? For some of them, a remixed version of their character songs could work too.

5 is in tokyo when Godzilla attacks! What happens?

America: HOLY JESUS JAPAN! It's... it's...

Japan: Go... Gojira?!

America: *picks his jaw off of the floor* *gets out his phone* *calls the Pentagon and screams* GET OVER HERE! GODZILLA'S F#$)(# COME TO LIFE, MAN!

If 4 could control 8's mind, what would he/she have them do?

China: *grins* Oh, there's some missiles I'd like him to uninstall. And if he could, he could start being a much more cooperative neighbor. Say, he could step out of America's sphere of influence...

What is perfection to you? (all characters)

1 and 6 wake up on their tenth eleventh birthday to begin their journey as pokemon trainers! What starter pokemon do they choose and why? (Any starter regardless of region)

If each character was in a fandom, what would they be in?

Russia - According to TV Tropes, he might be into Mortal Kombat, and at least used to be into LotR

France - Asterix. Definitely. He'd probably have Asterix merch in his room. As much as he and Belgium like to make fun at each other, as soon as the conversation turns to Asterix I can imagine the mocking would be replaced by gushing. Though he'd be a comic book fan in general, including manga, though American comics don't interest him as much since they're too American.

Poland - Sabaton, probably?

China - Apparently he would be a fan of Kung-Fu Panda. Because of course he is. According to TV Tropes, he might also be a Transformers fan. I also heard it mentioned that he might like The Flash, weirdly enough.

America - A lot of things possibly; superhero comics and movies maybe, I'd imagine he was into Star Wars at some point, as well as stuff like Indiana Jones. He may have also been a Trekkie at some point. Does football count though?

Canada - The Tragically Hip, a band that was super popular in Canada but didn't blow up anywhere else. I'd imagine he mourned the lead singer's death a lot.

Germany - Apparently he might be a fan of Hogan's Heroes.

South Korea - Definitely a League of Legends and StarCraft fan, he might be into a few K-Pop bands, though I have no idea which. According to TV Tropes, he might also be into Gravity Falls, We Bare Bears, Superjail!, and Undertale

Finland - Multiple heavy metal bands probably

England - Sherlock Holmes (the book series mainly), Harry Potter, Dr. Who, The Eastenders

Europe only, mostly historical (when applicable); as a result, Germany will be a kid for almost all of these

1. Lithuania

2. France

3. Prussia

4. Hungary

5. Austria

6. Poland

7. England

8. Germany

9. Russia

10. Belarus

11. Sweden (Finland possibly too if historical)

12. Denmark (Norway possibly too if historical)

Other characters I may show: Brandenburg: Prussia's brother-in-arms and Union Brother. I haven't fully decided on how he should act yet.

Bavaria: Austria's father, a normally laid-back, beer-loving Catholic, though he doesn't like Germany all that much.

7 learns he/she inherited a tea company, what are they thinking?

Describe the relationship between [2] and [8] in the canon. Would you change it? Why?

Me: It's there, but definitely not as elaborated on as I would like. France has a lot more screen time with England from the looks of it, while Germany's interactions are dominated by Italy. In my canon their relations are given a lot more weight, in fact I'd make their relationship pretty central to their stories; Germany's entire childhood would be dominated by keeping France at bay, and in modern day he will interact the most with France, bar none, even Italy, since the importance of their relationship would be heavily toned down. They would be bitter enemies turned friends, and France, as the one several times Germany's age, support Germany emotionally when he needs it. They would be pretty close - nowhere near Poland - Hungary levels of close, but still pretty good friends.

What is [3]'s theme song? Favorite food if [3] doesn't have a theme song.

Me: His anthem, of course. Well, many anthems. The Preußenlied might be the best one to use though.

And what is [8] opinion about [3] theme song? If [3] doesn't have a theme song make [8] eat [3]’s wallet.

Germany: (very young) You actually had a unique anthem before! Why did we have to England’s?!

Prussia: Don’t question it.

8 and 3 go camping and forgot to bring any food. What happens?

Prussia: You... can’t be serious.

Germany: *bows* I’m sorry.

Prussia: I told you to pack!

Germany: I’m sorry, vater.

Aster: *whines*

Prussia: What if this were a real war, trooper?! How many men would starve!

Germany: *bows lower* ...

Brandenburg: *whispers something into his ear*

Prussia: ...Fine, then. I’ll take this opportunity to teach you how to hunt. *loads his rifle* Did you bring your rifle?

Germany: Yes, vater.

What does 4 like best about 6?

Hungary: It’s hard to explain... we’ve just been friends for so long. I just like him. For being Poland.

Do you believe 8 and 9 would be ever more than friends?

Me: They’re not even friends; sure they become allies, but that soon falls apart.

What if 2 dated 10?

Me: If this is in the old days, expect him to be seen a while later being charged by an angry Lithuanian on horseback.

If 4 and 6 eat out together, where would they go?

Have you ever read a 6/10 fic before?

Me: No.

Does 10 smoke or drink?

Belarus (Modern): *takes a gulp of "ink" fruit wine - cheap Belarussian moonshine - straight from the bottle* I would say I do. Maybe I should take care of it. *bitter laugh* Alcohol is great comfort though, I can't see how I could give up. Probably runs in family, though I hear my brother is trying to give up smoking.

If 7 were to meet 1 without an umbrella in the rain, would 1 lend the umbrella?

(Modern)

England: Blimey... of all days to forget my umbrella.

Lithuania: England? What are you doing here?

England: *sigh* I forgot my umbrella, chap.

Lithuania: *sigh* Forgetting an umbrella. Here. That’s rich.

England: No need to be rude! The bloody forecast said it would be sunny today, my lad. ...You are also on your way to the meeting?

Lithuania: You can't trust the forecasts here. Yeah, I'm on my way. It's held at my capital, of course I'm on my way.

England: I see... *sneezes*

Lithuania: Here, the meeting’s that way. Get in.

(Modern: I wrote this by accident, doing it anyway)

Lithuania: Augh, Of all days I forget my umbrella, it had to rain today? The universe hates me... *grumbling*

England: Lithuania?

Lithuania: Oh, England.

England: I didn’t know you were here. Rainy day it is, today. Migrant work?

Lithuania: You think?

England: Now now, no need to get snappy. ...Did you forget your umbrella?

Lithuania: ...Yes.

England: Why! Forgetting your umbrella in London! What were you thinking?

Lithuania: It rains more at my place, actually.

England: Yes, I’m sure it does. I’ll take you to the nearest store if you want.

Lithuania: ...Thanks. Do you know where they sell some cheap vodka too?

England: Beer, yes. ...Are you sure you want to drink anything that low-quality though?

Lithuania: If it gets me drunk, I’m fine.

Will 2 and 3 ever be best friends?

Prussia: *huffs* I don’t like jokes.

France: Sacre bleu! Never!

(Mid-1800s to 20th century)

Prussia: *face darkens* ...Nein.

France: *face darkens* NON. NON NON NON. Never! I’ll never be friends with that German!

(Sorry BTT fans - they just never got along)

You and 10 go shopping. What do you buy?

(Modern)

Me: Is this even legal stuff?

Belarus: No. but cheap and works. *faces stall* Five inks.

Man: *puffs from cigarette* *looks at me suspiciously* Would be 20 rubles and 10 kopeks, Natalya.

Belarus: *pays* Thanks, Artyom. *immediately takes off cap of bottle and takes a drink as we leave*

Me: Are you ok?

Belarus: You could say that. You could have not followed me here.

Me: Well... since you aren't a very well-known country, I wanted to get to know you a bit.

Belarus: *small smile* Thank you for noticing me. I'm very thankful for just that.

(Commonwealth; pretend I’m not Japanese)

Belarus: *takes a few of her hand-embroidered cloths on her way out* Tolys, I’m going to market!

Lithuania: Take the wagon there!

Belarus: Let is go - Erika, was it?

Me: Yeah?

Belarus: Get on cart - should be quite cozy. Let us see, we need carrots, salt, cloves, onions, we may need another cow...

Me: I thought you grew vegetables?

Belarus: Well, we especially take up vegetables easily - David and Lipka can only eat vegetables without any special procedures except for inspection for bugs. Since Poland insists on cooking often, we run out easily. Now, let’s go!

neigh!*

Who would 3 jump in the way of a bullet for?

Prussia: If I could die? I'd still take a bullet for Deutschland. Or my king. It is my purpose to serve them.

What might 10 shout while charging into battle?

7 won the lottery?

Can you picture 8 5 together?

Me: Ew, they’re like family! I mean, I can see how people might see... unfortunate undertones in their relationship though. Especially with how Austria goes almost yandere for Germany.

If 5 was in the Dictionary, what would the definition be?

[3] finds a Pegasus in his/her backyard. What does [3] do?

Prussia: Brandenburg?

Brandenburg: Ja?

Prussia: ...Hit me as hard as you can.

Is there such thing as 1/7 fluff?

Me: I... don’t think so. There’s USLit fluff, but... England?

You want write a song fic about seven’s past. What song is it and what is the fic’s plot?

Me: Many Sabaton songs could fit; Back in Control, Rorke's Drift, Primo Victoria possibly, maybe even some stuff like Price of the Mile, Cliffs of Gallipoli, or Angels Calling, or Aces in Exile if we're telling it from his perspective. There's also my edited version of Judgement of Corruption (a Vocaloid song). There's also Don't Mess With Me.

The Sabaton songs would basically be the historical events in terms of plot. Back in Control would be about him fighting Argentina and interacting with Falklands, Rorke's Drift would be about him trying to defend his men against the Zulus, Primo Victoria would be about him as he tries to storm Normandy Beach with his children, maybe taking note of how much they have grown. Price of a Mile would be about him in that battle I can't spell now, wondering about what the point of it all is, Angels Calling would be about him cynically noting how brutal and less "honorable" war has become, maybe as he stands by the side of one of his soldiers, and Cliffs of Gallipoli, if it has to be from his perspective, could be him witnessing as Aussie and Turkey fraternize from afar, noting how pointless the battle is and his surroundings of dead men, and trying to care for his sons as they grow weary of the battle. Aces in Exile would be his thoughts on other nations volunteering for him, though I would much more prefer if it were from Poland, Czech, and Canada's perspectives. For Judgement of Corruption, it would be a whole rundown of the Empire era, starting from a bit late in the early Empire as he starts taking India, up until the surrender of Hong Kong. Don't Mess With Me is another Empire song, though I don't want to write for it.

[4] and [1] are on a boat and [1] decides to go swimming. Yet something caught [1] and now [1] is starting to drown! [4] notices, but does [4] help [1]?

If 8 was dying and only 3 could save them, would they? Why or why not?

Prussia: ...How dare you question my duty to him. What’ve I been doing this whole time?!

Who could make 4 do anything for them if they asked?

Me: Hi Poland!

Who would make the perfect couple?

Me: Well, I’m the old days LitBel would be the closest thing to a perfect couple for nations. In modern times... Poland and Hungary probably.

2, how shallow do you think [5] is? Either out of 1-10, 1 being not shallow at all, and 10 being extremely shallow.

If 12 just screams in the middle of the night, what is the reason?-

Denmark: AAAAAAAAA?!

Norway: Danmark? What is it...

Denmark: SW’DEN! SW’DEN’S ATT’CK’NG?!

Norway: ...?!

Denmark: ALL M’N A’ ST’NDBY! ALL M’N AT ST’NDBY!

Norway: *grabs his axe* *closes his eyes* *opens them again in shock* My villages!

Denmark: *grabs his axe* L’t’s go, Norge! We n’d t’ go! N’w! *faces away* SO’ND TH’ AL’RM!

Norway: *nods* No need to say it.

If 9 is hired to kill 4, who hired 9?

Human AU

Russia: Your Highness, I am honored to be summoned by you. What is your request?

Tzar: Braginov, as you may know, a revolution has been attempted in Hungary, that we have subdued. However, one of the leaders has eluded our grasp, and our Austrian allies have tasked us with eliminating them. Your job is to assassinate this woman, *shows him a sketched picture, by name of Erzsébet Héderváry. Do you understand?

Russia: Yes, your highness.

(I wrote the below and don't want to delete it, so...)

Russia: *looks at notice* ...

‘Ivan Braginov; remember: your target is King Sven Oxenstierna Of Sweden; he should be noticeable upon sight. He should be protected by several armed men; especially be wary of the young Hakkapelit soldier standing near him - he may seem youthful, but do not let it fool you, as he is especially merciless. May God bless you with good fortune in your endeavor.

- Simon Andersen, King of Denmark’

Russia: *nods* *puts it in his pocket* *bows head slightly in prayer* *readies his arrows*

(Yeah... Sweden and Denmark were basically at each other’s throats for 300 years. Today they still have a rivalry, though thankfully it’s mostly friendly.)

Where is [1]'s favorite place? In the park, cafe at a football field? Maybe even a bed? Tell us!

5 is trapped in a gorilla cage. 6 and 4 are outside of the cage. Will they help?-

Everyone gangs up on 3, does 3 have a chance in hell?

Me: Well... As good as the Prussian army was, it really, really didn’t handle attrition war well. He’s a sweeper. But still, this almost happened in the Seven Years War, so it might, might be possible for him to win.

If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?

Me: Yes, one with a Sabaton song! I’d say maybe “Rise Of Evil” and/or “Wehrmacht” - basically a short version of the Germany side of the WWII “arc” I want to do.

7 accedentily(sic) crashes 1's car. How does 1 react to this?

[8] Wakes up in the morning to find [4] in the same room. What happens?

4 (‘s husband) invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their house. What happens?

Germany (kid; about physically 5): Thanks for the invite, uh, Onkel. Mmmm... it smells great.

Austria: I am glad that you think so!

Hungary: *carries dishes to the table*

Germany: *edges away from her*

Hungary: What?

Germany: *somewhat scared* N-nothing ma’am!

Bohemia (Czechia): *bringing glasses over* Well, welcome to our home, I guess.

Slovakia: ...We might as well enjoy the party and beer.

Germany: It’s great!

Prussia: Quiet.

Germany: Sorry.

Brandenburg: *eyebrow raised* Why did you invite us all of a sudden?

Austria: To foster better relations, why not? We just made a new alliance, right?

Prussia: You’re acting awfully friendly.

Bavaria: Who cares? Hey son, how is it doing?

Austria: Ah... fine, vater. We are fine.

Germany: Wait, vater? Son?

Bavaria: Yeah, didn’t I tell you, twerp?

Hungary: *sits down next to him*

both awkwardly look at each other, shifting as if trying to avoid each other*

Hungary: I haven’t introduced myself. Kingdom of Hungary. That is my name.

Austria: She does not speak German that well.

Germany: Hi Miss Hungary.

Austria: *whispering* See? Isn’t he precious?

Hungary: *eyeroll*

Austria: *to servant* Make the boy something especially good. Something to a child’s taste.

Servant: Yes, sir.

Germany: Danke!

Bavaria: Hey, why does he get the special order?

Austria: And for my vater too. Bring him the best beer we have.

Bavaria: That is more like how it should be! *whispering* ...Why are you sucking up to him?

Austria: *looks disgusted* Vater! Do not speak of him like that!

Brandenburg: He’s acting strange lately.

Prussia: I know. Must be the nationalism, it’s finally starting to make him crack.

Austria: ...He’s quite well behaved, for someone so young.

Prussia: *somewhat taken aback* ...Sure, I trained him well.

Austria: I was not praising you directly, Sir.

Prussia: *shakes head*

Brandenburg: Well, he is the same in some regards.

Austria: Regards from my emperor! He shall finish talking with yours and your Chancellor in a few minutes.

Who is stronger? [6] or [8]?

Me: Germany probably, just barely, I’d think. Germany has majorly downsized his military, because of obvious reasons, and Germany isn’t that proud of it anymore. However, Poland’s military isn't one to sneeze at. Poland also has his sheer force of will that helped him against the Nazis in WWII.

4 and 6 are making out in the bathroom. 10 needs to go to the bathroom (really, really bad). What happens?

France: Are vous lovebirds havin’ l’amour?! Come out! I nee’ vous out!

Poland: *opens the door* Tak na przyszłość (for your information), I don’t see her like da-

France: GET OUT!

If 1 were to open a shop, what would it be?

Can 11 be trusted with house-sitting 5’s House?

Me: In the old days, not sure why he would give access to his house to an enemy. Nowadays though... yeah, I think.

12 sees a rainbow and follows the rainbow. They find a pot of gold. Do they bribe or kill the leprechauns?

Ireland: There they are!

Denmark: Oh, hi little guys! I’ll just leave you if you don’t want me here.

Ireland: Wait, what?

2 and 5 are drunk and go to 3’s house. What happens?

Prussia: *drags Austria out, muttering* *’So done with this” expression* I hate Catholics...

Brandenburg: *dragging France out* Of all people...

Austria: Unhand me, you blasted Scheiss-Peifke- *hic!*

Prussia and Brandenburg: *sigh*

If snow is outside, what is 9’s reaction?

Russia: *sigh* It’s that time of year again...

Who would be best in James Bond movies?

England: Arthur. *flips pistol* Arthur Kirkland.

[6] is captured by [3]. How does [10] react?

White Ruthenia: Tolys, what shall we do?!

Lipka: Blast! We shouldn’t have trusted that fief!

Lithuania: Easy... *unsheathes sword* We fight to get him back. I know for sure, he won’t go down without a fight either.

(also, You could just look at the thing that started WWII, though that was Germany and Prussia.)

You run into 2 on a busy street? What is the first thing you notice about them?

Me: He’s probably either flirting, window-shopping, or both, has just bought a baguette from the bakery, or is biking down the street with said cargo, trying to avoid all the people. He probably looks very fashionable to say the least.

How will [1] describe [6]?

Lithuania (Commonwealth): Oh, he’s my Union-Brother! It would take days to explain him fully, but if you wish for me to be brief, he is generous. He values his Golden Liberty and heritage dearly, and is accepting of you no matter what you may believe, yet he is as much a follower of the Lord as anyone, if not more so. We do argue, but most of all his heart is massive. He is rather cocky though, and somewhat arrogant. He is not perfect, that is for sure. He is a man who you need to meet to be able to know fully.

Lithuania (Modern): *face darkens* He’s an a$#hole. The first thing he did upon regaining his independence was trying to take Vilnius. And I was complacent with him controlling me for so long, but now I’m not, I’ve woken up. I hate him. We’re in NATO and the EU together, and we’ve signed a friendship treaty, but I can’t like him or his massive ego. I have to work with him though. I try. I really do. But if the Polack does anything funny, I’m going to let him have it.

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?

(Commonwealth)

Lithuania: Well, we could say we are-

Poland: What are you saying, my companion?! Of course we are! Is that not what a true Union-Brotherhood should strive to be?!

(Modern)

Lithuania: *scowls* No. I might have thought so in the past. I was naive. I didn't have enough self-respect to stand up to him.

Poland: *sighs* As long as the guy still hates me, nah. Węgry is my soul mate anyway.

Number 6 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.

Poland: Rather, I love seeing that kurwa miserable!

Me: Okaaay...

You're dating 3 and he introduces you to his parents. Would you get along?

Prussia: I don't have any parents.

Me: Oh... Are they dead?

Prussia: I just don't have any. I live with my bruder, and there's others who live away. That's all.

Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?

Me: Erm, I don't know. Does that go against the Bible or something?

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

Number 8 thinks he/she'll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will 4 tell him/her?

Number 3 and 6 get into a bareknuckled brawl. How does the fight go? Who wins? The reasoning for the fight is up to you.

[4] What do you regret the most?

Do you have a fetish [2]? And does [5] fill it?

[10] becomes Emo! What was the cause and who will be the most concerned, [7, [1] or [9]

[8] Loses his/her keys to his/her house. [6] Invites [8] to stay over at his/her house. What happens next?

Who would win a fight, [5] or [3]?

A party was held at [2]'s house! [10] gets drunk and [2] notices. Does [2] do anything?

Does [4] want a child? Yes or no? If yes, a boy or a girl and how many?

Hungary: ...Why the hell would I?

[9] is dreaming a lot about [8]. [9] confesses that [8] has been on his/her mind and explains the dream. How does it go?

What would 9 never dare to tell 10?

Russia: ...I might trust her, but I won't trust her with any state secrets.

9 discovers that he/she and ten have a daughter. How does 6 react?

Hungary: ...Ew, they're siblings, right? Aw (Hungarian curse word)!

9 and 12 get into a fight. Does 6 do anything to stop them?

Poland: (Commonwealth) Well, if it were possible I would want to prevent two neighboring powers potentially ravaging my fields and villages, would I? Don't wanna be involved in this war! Unless there is something available for me.

2 and 12 find a magic lamp. What would they wish for first?

If a ghost invaded 7's house, what would be the first thing they would do?

Me: ...Wouldn't it be crazy if Big Ben just started moving twice as fast? XD

7 is going on a mission that no one else can know about. 3 finds out. What happens?

[2] finds [7] crying. What does [2] do?

POSSIBLE SPOILERS

(August 31, 1997)

France: ...Angleterre?

England: ...?! Of all people... *shaking*Nothing is wrong here...

France: *teasing voice, but with some concern* Are tu cryin'?

England: ...

France: Toi? Cryin'? Honhonhon... Oh la la! Wha' a sight!

England: You bloody well know why! She died in YOUR capital!

France: !!

England: *grabs his collar* Mock me all you want, frog! *sniffs* Yes, I'm crying! I admit it! Because, oh, how bloody dare I care about someone important to me, right? Right?! *lets go* *tries wiping his tears away* ...Bloody damn it!

France: Angleterre... I cared about her too.

England: *sniffs* Sure you did.

France: I did, Angleterre. Je suis vraiment désolé... (I'm so sorry...)

England: *sniff* Just leave me alone, you bloody tosser! I don't *sniff* want to be comforted by you! ...LEAVE ME ALONE!

France: Angleterre...

England: *buries his head into his arms* DIANNAAAAA!!!!

France: I could call toi famile instead? Amerique maybe? Anyway, I will go call him, comprends?

(The death of Princess Diana is said to have made the English more emotional, less closed about their emotions. It showed an unprecedented outpouring of emotion from the British public, and in a way the effects of her death can still be felt)

3 tries to cook for 10! What does he/she cook and does it turn out well?

Prussia: I don't know how to cook much.

White Ruthenia: Speaking of, we haven't tried your cooking... Well, honestly, I wouldn't expect you to be that great at it.

Prussia: ...

White Ruthenia: Why are you doing this?

Prussia: I guess I don't want to be in debt to you for sharing that meal with me the other day.

White Ruthenia: What, borshch? Well, yes, that recipe is a favorite of Poland and Tolys's as well.

Prussia: Do you have any veal?

(Some time later)

He makes this:

White Ruthenia: This is quite tasty.

Prussia: Don't flatter me.

White Ruthenia: Prussia, I don't lie.

Poland: Hey, what's that delicious smell?!

Lithuania: Is it cream?

White Ruthenia: Poland! Tolys! Why don't you try this!

Prussia: *blushes from embarrassment*

Number 2 attempts to win the affection of 6. How does 6 react?

Poland: Litva, I believe your wife has a problem... I believe she wants to adulter with me...

Lithuania: ...What?

Number 1 is discovered to be a vampire. (If already a vampire, werewolf, mummy, etc. They are now a sentient golem made of fish.)

Poland: Of course it is the pagan!

Alright, time for some fun. 5 wakes up in a parallel dimension in which they are married to 3 with three children. (If same sex, SURPRISE! 3 is now genderbent, thanks to the power of the internet.)

Austria: ...I am officially scarred for life.

6 thinks 1 and 10 belong together. Describe the conversation when 1 and 10 find out.

What does 2 do when their plumbing fails?

France: Yoo hoo! Poland!

Poland: Kurwa...

10 is feeling a little blue and needs cheering up. How does 4 handle it, and what does he/she do?

1 has discovered fanfiction from our universe. Which ship do they find first, and how do they react?

Lithuania: (Modern) *fuming* OKAY, WHO PAIRED ME WITH THE POLACK?!

If 8 were to live in any era of history except his/her own, which one would it be?

Germany (young): I wish I could see vater's rise to power. I could learn some things from him.

(Switch 10 and 2, 4 and 6)

1 has to marry 2, 3, or 9. Who do they choose? Why?

Lithuania: (Grand Duchy/Commonwealth) *kisses White Ruthenia*

Lithuania: (Modern) Why? Marriages between nations never happen anymore.

If 9 could kiss anyone in this meme, who would they choose?

Russia: I dislike all of them. And the one I don't is my sister.

What would happen if 7 walked in on 3 and 6 having sex?

(OH GOD THE CRACK. I don't ship PruHun at all!)

Who's the party animal between 1, 3 and 4?

(Commonwealth era)

Poland: DRINK UP, COMRADES! LET’S FEAST! *takes a giant gulp of ale*

Lithuania: *laughs* Ah, Poland, you.

Poland: *throws arm around Lithuania* Come on Lithuania, drink up!

Prussia (Polish fief): ... *looks down at drink* *quietly starts eating*

What would 1 think of 2?

Lithuania (Grand Duchy): *kisses her on the cheek* She’s my beautiful wife.

Belarus: I love you too, Tolys.

Lithuania (Modern): My ex-wife. I want her to get out of her current situation, but she keeps claiming she was the Grand Duchy. Her boss also built a power plant near my border - after Chernobyl, why the hell is she going along with it?! I’m not involved with her as much anymore, we mostly bicker about Vilnius.

You and 10 go shopping. What do you buy?

Me: Wow...

France: So, wha’ do tu z’ink, mademoiselle? Oh, zis! Zis est perfec’ for a little mademoiselle like toi! *puts another dress on my lap*

Me: I think I like that one-

France: Oui! Somez’ing boyish, oui? C’est bon! Try it on!

4 and 6 go on a date. At the end of a date, 4 confesses that they actually forget to bring any money. Are the two stuck doing dishes, or do they dine and ditch?

Hungary: Oops.

Poland: ...Kurwa! (quieter) I forgot too...

*both stare at each other*

*both dash off*

Restaurant order: COME BACK! SOMEONE CALL THE COPS!

Do you think [6] and [4] are made for each other?

(March 23)

Poland: *holds up a vodka glass* To our friendship!

Hungary: *holds up a glass of wine* To our friendship!

clink!*

Me: Well, yeah. Platonically or romantically, I don’t mind. After all, Pole and Hungarian Brothers Be, or Pole and Hungarian, Two Good Friends. Despite the mess that is international relations, in Europe especially, they’ve always been friends, and it’s super heartwarming to just see how enduring and unconditional it is. Out of all friendships between nations, theirs might just be the most enduring and pure.

Make up a summary for a Three/Ten oneshot.

Me: Again, platonic.

After Homage

1525. White Ruthenia decides to welcome the new, cold, Protestant arrival to their family. Of course, things aren’t exactly easy.

You run into 2 on a busy street? What is the first thing you notice about them?

Me: It’s probably rush hour in Minsk; she’s probably going to work, silent, looking down slightly, a cigarette in her mouth and going unnoticed by everyone.

Your team is 3, 4 9. The mission consists of a social challenge, a mental challenge and a physical challenge. Which team member do you assign to each challenge?

Me: I... don’t know. Hungary or Prussia could go for the mental challenge, Prussia or Russia for the physical challenge, but I’m stumped on the social one. Hungary maybe, by default, since she’s the least emotionally stunted, but she isn't the best person for the job either, since she's a jerk. Prussia could maybe get people to do something, but in an actual social situation he would be so darn military-like with in everything he does it might come across as off-putting.

7 becomes 1's boss for a week in some plausible fashion. How's their working relationship?

England: Alright Lithuania, you’re assigned to welding at one of my factories. Can you do that?

Lithuania: If it pays, I’ll do it.

(I don’t know how to elaborate on this... but here, Lithuania is a migrant worker. At least it’s better than a plumber)

10 becomes a teacher. What do they teach?

Me: Erm... French? Ok, I know, it's lazy!

[4] and [1] are on a boat and [1] decides to go swimming. Yet something caught [1] and now [1] is starting to drown! [4] notices, but does [4] help [1]?

3 and 5 get three wishes. The catch is that they have to agree on all three wishes before they get the benefits of any of them. What three wishes would they make?

6, 7, 9 10 must help an orphanage full of small and depressed children have a merry Christmas. Who does what, knowing that at the very least the kids will be expecting a visit from Santa?

[4] is locked in a closet with [6] at a party, what happens?

Hungary: Great (Hungarian curse word) (Hungarian curse word)ing (Hungarian curse word), f*ck, this sucks!

Poland: I know, right? Kurwa, why did that have to happen! I wanna be there at the party!

Hungary: I know!

Hungary: ANYONE! GET US OUT!

Poland: GET US OUT! WE’RE STUCK!

Hungary: ...Great, just great... *starts griping even more*

Poland: KURWA! Kurwa kurwa kurwa! How long are we gonna be here?!

Hungary: How the (Hungarian curse word) should I know?

Poland: ...But hey, at least we have each other.

Hungary: Yeah, I guess that’s good. Would rather be together at the party though.

Poland: Yep. Me too, Węrgy.

(Whether they’re found later making out is up to your imagination)

There's a freshly baked cake sitting unguarded on a table. Does Three share it with Eight?

Prussia: No kid. That isn't ours.

Germany: But vater!

Prussia: Take this as part of your training.

The Big Bad Wolf just blew over Three's house! Who do they run to for protection; Seven, Six, or Two?

Me: He'd probably take it out by himself with his rifle. He's too proud to run to them.

Four and Five are shopping at a crowded mall. What sections are each likely to go to?

What would be a title for a humor fic about four and nine?

Me: Maybe something like "Russia is a Big Fat Kurwa".

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

England: It's just one person, love. Or as the old cliche goes, Keep Calm and Carry On. What has passed has passed, no use being down about it.

What dream would 5 have about 6?

What do 6 and 7 have in common?

What would make 7 angry at 8?

Where would 8 meet 9?

Number 10 ignored 3 all the time?

Prussia: Good. Almost a godsend.

[10] becomes Emo! What was the cause and who will be the most concerned, [7, [1] or [9]

1 and 2 decided to play a prank on 6. How does it go?

Lithuania (Grand Duchy): *grinning* Hey, hey Natallia! You heard that that envoy from Vengrija is tagging along with Lenkija, right?

Polatsk: Vengrija? ...Oh, him?

Lithuania: I wonder what he's like? *bigger grin* I say we prank him.

Polatsk: ...Oh? Tolvydas, why would you?

Lithuania: It'd be a great greeting, right?

Polatsk: *grins* ...I think I'll go along. But how?

Lithuania: You know how I lived in the woods? Well, I have a trick-

(Some time later)

Hungary: So what is this Litva like?

Poland: A tad wild, still pagan. I had to tell the Teutonic Knights not to baptize him with blood; he owes his life to me! Anyway, he's a pagan. You should be able infer from there.

horse steps on a patch of leaves, dropping her and her horse*

Hungary: AAAAHH!!!!

NEIIIGGGHHH!*

Poland: WERGY!

Lithuania: CHACHACHA! We've got ourselves a big one, Natallia!

Polatsk: Yeah!

Envoys 1 and 2: SIR!

Poland: Wergy, are you ok?!

Hungary: ...HAHAHAHAHAHA! I think I like this guy!

(Hungary still thinks she's a boy at this point.)

5 has to get married to be Union-Brothers with 7 or 9. Who do they choose?

(Pre-Reformation because I can)

Austria: Neither are very valuable. One has lost much land recently.

HRE: It also seems that they are heretics, following that "Orthodox" religion of theirs.

Austria: However, this "Duchy of Moscow" may show potential.

HRE: What?! Are you seriously considering that heretic?!

Austria: No, it is not decided. I will say that this "England" also shows quite the potential. But the decision is ultimately left to my duchess.

HRE: That I cannot argue with.

Austria: Ultimately, we shall be ruled by one crown. Her decision should shape the power we will hold in the future, as it seems both have gone without heirs. It would be of great loss to us if the party not chosen unifies with the entity with larger potential.

HRE: ...Indeed.

2 and 10 get lost in a forest. Do they ever make it out?

12 is stuck in an elevator with 1. What do they do to pass the time?

4 has a nightmare about 8. What happens?

1 is throwing a dinner party. On a whim, they invite 2, 3, and 4. What happens?

Me: This is literally just the Commonwealth.

Who does 5 hate most? 9, 4, or 7?

Austria: I must say, I do not exactly "hate" them. However, I do have some distaste for all of them, save for England, whom I have little opinion on.

What does 10 like to do in their spare time?

What does 3 get most angry at?

Prussia: Laziness. Or inefficiency. Or braggarts.

4, 6, 8, 9, 10, and 11, what were your childhood dreams?

Number 7 is angry. Does he/she take his/her rage out on 4, 5, or 10

England: GET OVAH' 'ERE, YOU FROG!

Germany: *shaking head* ...Vhat happened?

1, 3, 6, 10 are playing poker. Who wins?

Me: I'd say Prussia. Definitely Prussia.

4 9 are about to get married in a union. 2,5,7 crashes their wedding ceremony. What happens?

(I'm leaving out 2, since I can't come up with a reason why)

Russia: ...You won't persecute us for our religion, right?

Poland: Ha! What do you take me for? Of course!

Austria: Halt!

Lithuania: ...Austria?! What is the matter?

Austria: It has been discovered that our House of Hapsburg also traces their lines to the Polish throne!

England: *rides in* What? ...So does ours!

Lipka: Oh Allah...

Austria: Poland! You would not want a heretic to be your king, do you?

England: This is unfair, Poland! Such massive land in the hands of one kingdom!

Poland: Kurwa! Why did you have to come in NOW?!

Lithuania: At this rate, we will have a War of Polish Succession on the way...

White Ruthenia: Oh Lord...

2,4,5 are in a play. What kind of play?

Dancing with the Stars invited 6 to their show. Will he/she accept?

Hungary: (Hungarian curse word)! Didn't that show end in 2014?

(The Hungarian version of Dancing With the Stars ended in 2014)

Who would win in chess, 1 or 2?

Who would win in Battleship (the game)? 7 or 4?

Who would win in real battleship? 7 or 4?

Me: Sorry Poland, but your navy isn't much compared to the Royal freakin' Navy. The one who literally conquered the world with his navy and is an island surrounded by water wins this one. Though Poland sure won't give up for a long while. Poland's strength was historically on land. Because with land like his, that kind of becomes important.

If 1-6 and 7-12 are two teams, which team would win in dodge ball?

Would 3 win in a triathlon?

Prussia: Not exactly the exercises I am used to, but I'm confident in my abilities. ...Wait, I have to swim? *freezes* ...I can't swim, unfortunately. Besides, what use is there for such a thing anyway?

(Most people in olden times couldn't swim, I hear, outside of bathing in safe waters. And as the one with a super sucky navy, I can see him being even less of a swimmer)

3 and 7 are at a bar. If a fight starts, who started it?

England: YOU *hic* WOTMATE?! WOTDIDYOU SAY TO ME?!

Scotland: YEAH MATE, FIGHT! FIGHT!

Prussia: ...And that, Brandenburg, is why I don't drink much.

Brandenburg: I see. *takes a sip of beer*

4 and 6 are making out in the bathroom. 10 needs to go to the bathroom (really, really bad). What happens?

France: Are vous lovebirds havin’ l’amour?! Come out! I nee’ vous out!

Poland: *opens the door* Tak na przyszłość (for your information), I don’t see her like da-

France: GET OUT!

If 1 were to open a shop, what shop would it be?

Can 11 be trusted with a machine gun?

Sweden: As long as I don't use it recklessly, right? Sure.

4 just won the lottery. What would he/she spend first?

If they entered the Olympics, who would win all the medals?

Me: Summer or winter? I have no data on Prussia himself, obviously. The winner is Russia, no contest. ...Though if it’s just winter, and he counts, Norway gets a landslide victory.

If all played MarioSonic the Olympic Games, who wins the events?

11 is babysitting the class pet. Would the pet survive?

411 are eating cake. However, the cake was 12's birthday cake. What happens?

Can 1 and 5 be trusted to baby-sit 3’s child?

Prussia: Österreich has been surprisingly good at taking care of Deutschland. But I’d prefer him by me if possible. Lithuania is owned by Russland, and no way I would trust the kid with him. He might be an ally for now, doesn’t mean we’re friends.

2 wants to confess his/her love to 3. However 3 wants to confess to 1. What happens?

(Not touching this!)

If all of them are stranded on an island, who would resort to cannibalism first?

Would 9 be a good peacemaker? If so, what are his/her methods?

Me: Yeah, uh, no, he's more the type to take sides in a war.

1,6,9,10 are square dancing. Will 5 join in or do something else?

What happens if you give 12 a chainsaw?

Denmark: I d'n't h've m'ch use f'r it th'ugh! W'sn't th's m'nt for Sw'den? I m'an, he's the c'rpent'r.

11 challenges you to a hot dog eating contest. Do you accept?

(Maybe I should have made 11 Denmark and 12 Sweden...)

If snow is outside, what is 9's reaction?

3 wants to commit suicide because some reason. 10 is the only person with him/her. Does 10 reason 3 out of suicide?

(Old Fritz's Castle, Potsdam)

(Normal route)

Prussia: *looks over rooftop* *balls his bloodsoaked fists, squeezing his rifle* I failed my mission... I'm sorry, Deu-

France: Oh? Wha' do we 'ave 'ere?

Prussia: ...! Frankreich... I zhought you-

France: Honhonhon! Need to 'ave some fun before ze meeting day, non? It's way too glorious!

Prussia: *tenses* Shut up. Vhat else do you vant from me?

France: *goes up to him* *puts his pointer finger on Prussia's nose* I can see ze despair on tu face! It's beau!

Prussia: *squeezes fists tighter* *closes eyes* ...Are you happy now?

France: Of course, Prusse! Zhat brat of yours is finally gone!

Va... ter...

DEUTSCHLAND!!!

Prussia: *looks down* ...Shut up.

France: *laughs* Tu can not do zat, tu know?

Prussia: ... *shaking*

France: Oh, et je definitely taking Alsace et Lorraine too!

Prussia: *grips his rifle harder, making his palms bleed*

Brandenburg: PREUSSEN!

Prussia: ...

Brandenburg: Preussen, what are you... *takes out rifle* Get avay from him.

France: He! Je cannot kill il!

Brandenburg: Ich don't care. Go avay.

France: Fine, fine! *jumps off roof and into courtyard*

Brandenburg: Preussen...

Prussia: ...I wish I could die.

Brandenburg: Do not say that, Preussen-

Prussia: I wish I could die. I'm a failure of a soldier, Brandenburg. We tried so hard...

Henceforth, it shall be declared that the German state, its lands to be occupied by France, has never legitimately existed!

Brandenburg: ...

Prussia: I was a fool. I have to live with the fact. Maybe it is good I can't die. That would be the coward's way out, wouldn't it be?

Brandenburg: *looks down* ...Frankreich is nowhere in sight, Preussen. Please...

Prussia: *buries his head in his shoulder* Verdammit... Verdammit... VERDAMMIT!

Brandenburg: ...

Prussia: *shaking harder* I failed him... I failed him... I held him in my arms as he died...

Brandenburg: Preussen.

Prussia: *coughs blood* ...!

Brandenburg: Please rest, Preussen. You need rest.

Would 3 and 7 go out?

(Platonic!)

Prussia: Nein.

England: Just a casual outing, Prussia. Why not pass the time before the meeting? London has very much improved.

Prussia: Already zeen it.

England: Come on, now.

Prussia: Ich can zee zhrough your friendliness.

If 9 were to get a job, what would it be?

Is 12 good at defusing bombs?

6,7,9,12 are drunk. If they go to 4's house, what happens?

If you lend 11 a bazooka, who would she/he kill first?

If all are fighting, who started it?

Me: ...It's time for World War I! Or II! ...And maybe the latter since it was started by someone on my list (Germany) that time!

8 is taking a nap on the couch, but 7's show is about to start. Does 7 let 8 sleep?

3 announces they don't like 6. How do they react?

Poland: Like I couldn't guess already?!

An intoxicated 3 knocks on your door and asks for some...action. What do you do?

Me: Okay, how drunk is he?! Where's Brandenburg when you need him?!

[9] beats up [3]. Why?

Rate them according to cooking ability.

Supreme: France

Generally good: Most of the cast

Mediocre: America

Often bizarre tastes: Sweden

Generally bad: England (though he can get some things right)

A dark knight appears in front of 5 and says he is his/her father. How does 5 react to it?

Austria: ...Vater? What are you doing?

Bavaria: Yeah, yeah, it's me. Look at this magnificent armor I got!

Austria: It is magnificent, alright.

A bullet is about to hit someone important to 1 and he jumps in front of it. What does th person say to 1?

8 and 4 enter in a drinking contest. Who wins?

2, 7, and 4 must learn magic and work together in order to defeat the evil lord Voldemort! Will they succeed?

I AM THE EGGMAN. THEY ARE THE EGGMEN. I AM THE WALRUS. COO-COO-CA-CHOO!!!

America: So... What does it mean again?

England: The point is that it has no meaning.

America: What?! How can it have no meaning?!

Each person is transported to their ideal world, what is it filled with?

Every girl in the group gets their favourite weapon to beat down someone else in the group (can be another girl), who do they beat down and what do they say?

5 gets a boring desk job. How do they pass the time?

Austria: *starts whistling Beethoven songs to himself*

Everyone does a driving test. How does it go?

Is 3 Gay?

Prussia: In which sense of the word? The answer is neither.

8 gets totally wasted and starts saying drunken slurs to 3. What happens?

(Route 1)

Prussia: *grabs him* ...Alright, you brat. *drags him* That's enough. *goes to the washbasin* *grabs a bar of soap*

Germany: Nu! *hic!* NOTTHESOAP!

Prussia: What did I say about public insults?! *jabs the bar of soap in his mouth, swishes it around* Who taught you those words?!

Germany: *muffled* *gags*

Prussia: That's what you get for using words like that against your vater.

Germany: Swwrryy... *hic!* *hic!*

Brandenburg: Preussen, I don't think it's a great idea to do that to a drunk.

Pomerania: I agree, sir, please don't-

Prussia: He can't die. *takes the soap out, slaps him on the back* I'll give him special training in the morning.

Germany: *throws up*

Prussia: !!!!

Brandenburg: ...See?

Prussia: *sigh* My uniform... Augh. You were right.

Germany: I feeww sicch...

Prussia: *slaps him* It's your fault for lack of discipline!

Bavaria: *laughing in the back*

(Route 2)

Prussia: *scowls* *hits him across the face*

Germany: AUA!

Prussia: Enough beer for you, trooper! Go to bed! I'm giving you special training tomorrow! Got that?!

Bavaria: *laughing*

Prussia: *glares*

Everyone is going to a picnic, but someone thought they would be going skiing. Who was it?

Austria: Excuse me?!

Hungary: I told you Roderich.

Austria: Well, this is embarrassing...

(Alternatively)

Norway: ...Hae?

Demark: Sorry Norge, we aren't going skiing.

Norway: ... *looks disappointed*

Europe only again!

1. Hungary

2. Lithuania

3. Germany

4. France

5. Finland

6. Russia

7. Belarus

8. Prussia

9. England

10. Poland

11. Portugal

12. Iceland

Number 5 cooked you dinner?

Number 6 is lying next to you on the beach?

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

Me: He either was injured in battle or in a training accident. Granted, he can heal quickly since it’s an injury inflicted on him as an individual.

Two serial killers are hunting you down! Quick! What will number 1 do?

What would 1 think of 2?

Have you a Six/Eleven oneshot? Do you want to?

Me: Uh, yeah, no.

Describe 6 and 11's relationship in one word!

Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Me: Well, he is pretty attractive...

What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Not answering this!

Can you rec anyoneshot(s) about Nine?

6 is marrying 9. Why is 1 against this?

(Changing “marriage” to “Union-Brotherhood”;that of one of them is their Nyotalia version)

Hungary: An Anglo-Russian Union?! ...How is that fair?! How?!

Austria: It is not!

Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Yeah, uh... it would be wrong. And not just because I don’t like slash.

Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Neither make sense.

Make up a summary for a Three/Ten oneshot.

I’ll just go platonic here:

Forgiven?

Germany, a nation haunted by his past. While many have forgiven, one, Poland, has not. One day, he goes to confront the man, but what he hears surpriseshim - based on the “The Greatest Enemy” Polandball comic. One Shot of my AU, features my AU versions of the characters

(Basically: A story in which Poland decides he wants to complain to Germany.It’s kind of like The Greatest Enemy from Poland’s POV; he then hears Germany yelling to himself, or more specifically his Nazi self, and gets an idea of how regretful Germany really is.)

Or a dark fic which just features the two of them -

The Will of the Hussars/Warszawo, walcz!/Poland Is Not Yet Lost

Warsaw, 1944. The Uprising has begun. Men, women, and children fight, dying side-by-side, and in the midst of it all, stand two certain figures. Warsaw Uprising, Historical One Shot of my AU.

(A fic based on the Warsaw Uprising where Poland basically laughs in Germany’s face and drives home how resilient he is)

Or...

Resentment Die Hard

2004 - the former Eastern Bloc joins the EU, finally integrating it with therest of Europe. As he welcomes the rest of Europe, amid the celebrations and festivities however, Germany feels a cold, icy stare at the back of his neck from a certain Slav. Short one-shot based on my AU, with my AU’s personalities.

(A fic again about Poland’s remaining resentment of Germany. It’s self-explanatory; during the Party to celebrate the former Eastern Blocjoining the EU, Poland pulls Germany over and tells him that he still remembers what he did)

Or, a lighthearted one...

Slav Stole My Bike!

Germany finds that his bike is missing... and he has an idea of who it is. Short one-shot based on my AU, with my AU’s personalities.

(Self-explanitory)

Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Oh, sure, there’s tons upon tons of PruHun stuff out there. They would barely interact in my canon though.

Design an E-mail address for [6]

Vodkabear@(website).ru

What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Poland (Commonwealth): *staring down an enemy* STOP, IN THE NAME OF THE LORD! I AM THE BULWARK OF CATHOLICISM! THE HUSSAR OF HEAVEN! THE THUNDER OF GOD HIMSELF! POLAND!

(Yes, I just referenced Sailor Moon)

What song would you use in a song-fic about 8?

Me: Unfortunately, there are no Sabaton songs about Prussia, for whatever reason. I’d say “Gott mit Uns”, but that’s about Sweden. Maybe “Oni-Kyokan”, the Vocaloid song, or re-purpose “I am German Made” since I’ve already done Japanese edits of those, or “I’ll Make a Man Out Of You”,despite the Chinese melody.

If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve oneshot, what would the warnings be?

What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?

Lithuania (Grand Duchy): Ha! I’m married! Why would I do that?! Sure, he’s my ally, but you can’t be serious. ...And what in the name of the forest spirits is a pick-up line?

Lithuania: (Commonwealth) *wrinkles nose* One, I am a married man. We may be in union, but we aren’t married, I have a wife. Two, do you take me for asodomite? Three... do you mean a courtship line? A poem? What in the blazes is a “pick-up line?”

Lithuania: (Modern) *in disgust* ...I’m not answering that.

When was the last time you read about Five?

What is Six's super-sekrit kink?

Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

Portugal: *shrugs* Maybe if he were a pretty girl!

If Three and Seven get together, who tops?

I, VI, and XI are all told to wait in aroom together until someone comes in to get them. Let's say no one does. Who would leave the room first?

If II had to do one nice thing for VIII , what would it be?

Lithuania (Commonwealth): Here.

Ducal Prussia: Vhat?

Lithuania: You’re probably hungry. Poland told me to do something, so I made some didžkukuliai.

Prussia: ...

Lithuania: *sigh* Come on. Poland is getting worried.

Prussia: ...Ich not hungry.

Lithuania: ...Fine, I’ll leave it here.

Prussia: ...

How would 3 greet 4?

Germany: Hallo Frankreich.

France: Salut Alemania! Ça va?

If IV and VII co-starred in a movie, what genre would it most likely fall under?

Me: Romance, probably. Really, it’s inevitable that France paired upwith a female character would result in this. It’s France. I can imagine a somewhat cheesy, Cold War-era French film about Frenchman Francis melting the icy, apathetic, damaged heart of Soviet defector Natalya, going off of them being cast with their personalities and names intact; that or Belarus/Natallia is a Soviet spy who has a Heel Face Turn at the end thanks to France/Francis. Though why they would go for a Belarusian instead of the stereotypical Russian I have no idea, so maybe she would be cast as a Russian.

Would V be likely to considerstalking XII or vise versa?

2 and 7 are making out, 10 walks in. What is their reaction?

Poland: HEY, LITVA! ...! *blushes* Oh...

Belarus: *screams*

Lithuania: BY GOD! Could you at least knock?!

Poland: *ahem* ...I shall give you two some privacy. *slams door* Pardon my interruption!

Lipka: *runs up to him* *shakes head* *facepalms* For the love of Allah, Poland, I told you to wait.

Poland: *still blushing* I feel unclean... But how could I have known they were having personal time?

Lipka: Again, you could have listened to me!

Lithuania and White Ruthenia: Could you two please leave?!

What would VI make the better star of? An anime or a newspaper comic strip?

Me: Well... he’s already an anime character, though I changed everyone to be a bit less Japanese. If it’s a French comic, I could see the comic strip working, but anime still works with just how enamored with France Japanese popular culture is; maybe a romance with him and Nyo!Japan or something else set there.

How will [1] describe [6]?

(Many versions)

Lithuania (Grand Duchy): Oh, That kid who lives in once over from us? My wife’s brother? Well, seems like might good strategic territory, but the Horde took ‘em. Went to see him recently. Poor thing, really. We might have to save him from her eventually.

Lithuania (Commonwealth): The large country next to us, right? He is my wife’s brother. A young man who doesn’t smile much, eerily silent! He’s unreadable. ...I remember when he was tiny, dirty and weak. It’s frankly alarming alarming how fast he grew. He’s becoming a competitor to us for the Baltic Sea, and I don’t know about it.

(Alternatively: “We almost occupied him, he was fine with it as longas we accepted his Orthodoxy... but then our king decided to be an imbecile. He’s sure grown! He’ll be a hassle to deal with... I just hope he doesn’t hold what happened last time as a grudge...”)

Lithuania (Russian Empire) : *hunched down, looks up from a Lithuanian bible* *face darkens* ...Are you kidding? He’s horrible. He suppressed my language, suppresses my wife’s language, and abuses her, saying my influence tainted her... he doesn’t even let me practice Catholicism. He abuses all of us. Poles, Jews, Ukrainians too. Honestly, I’m a bit scared of him, but I’ll never give up. *flips another page in bible* I’ll show him. He thinks he has me... but I won’t surrender so easily.

Lithuania (Soviet): The one who forced communism on us. I don’t like him to say the least. I hate his new ideology which doesn’t work like it should, he’s a drunk, and he tortured my people for being against the Party. It’s just more of the same. I had independence! It was so sweet, so precious... but then he took it away from me. I want to fight him, but he’s too big and strong now, and I’m at a fraction of the strength I used to be... I tried to, but it was no use. I’ve been fighting him and he’s been my enemy for centuries. I’ll defy him though. In small ways. And someday... I’ll get my independence back.

Lithuania (Post-Independence/Modern): *face darkens* A threat. He’s my biggest enemy, I’d even be willing to cooperate with that bastard Polack again if it means teaching him a lesson. He’s the only reason I, and the rest of the Baltics, joined NATO, to escape him. Safety in numbers; he doesn’t have the damn gall to start a war with America, much less him, Canada, and the rest of Europe all at once. He’s just a big bully who thinks he can push every one around just because he’s big, but becomes a big damn baby when someone dares to criticize him. He thinks he’s so persecuted that he doesn’t notice the dictator in front of him. Boo hoo. *takes a gulp of vodka* Sure, the transition to capitalism was painful. But doesn’t mean I’ll go running back to him. He lost our trust, and he’s never getting it back.*grins wryly* I’ll show him. He’ll watch me develop as he sits in stagnation with that dictator of his.

If you could command 3 to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?

Me: Hm... probably fixing my car if I had one.

If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8?

Me: Prussia, by far, definitely. I’d take the Prussian freaking armyofficer over the cute girl any day. My version of Belarus is nowhere near as immediately threatening unless she has to be or is ordered to be, not to mention Prussia is a freaking general, carries around a rifle, is constantly decked out in military uniform, has a black eagle near him all the time, and his glare is enough to scare anyone off. Only an idiot would mess with a fully-armed German army man in full uniform; though maybe they might confuse himfor a dorky reinactor if they don’t get the hint due to the fact heobviously doesn’t wear modern uniforms.

Does 1 or 8 have a bigger ego?

[2] randomly walks in and sees [9] is at least half naked.

1 is kidnapped and the kidnapper demands a ransom from everyone. After pitching in, what does everyone have to offer the kidnapper??

What is [3] theme song? Favorite food if [3] doesn’t have theme song.

Something exploded and now[2, [6] and [8] are gender bended! How do they react?

So, [8, what do you think about Valentine's Day?

Ehem, [9, can you please describe your ideal partner/dream date,no matter how weird it might sound?

England: *tuts* Don't you know? Love, there is no love in international relations. *sigh* I actually did love someone before, however. Or at least, she considered me her husband. She was the best lady I had ever met, Beth was.

[4] is dared to kiss someone in this meme, who would he/she choose? (The creator of this meme is nice so it doesn't have to be a kiss on the lips, unless you want to. :P)

France: *shrugs* Don’ you kno’? I kiss everyone on ze cheek as greetin’. W’en I flirt, it’s o’ ze mout’, zere’s a bi’ difference. But moi, pervert for it? Non, non, Je not shy about zat, bu’ you English-speaker ‘ug people! C’est using vous ‘ole body! Full body-on-body contac’! C’est way more awkward, non?

1 accidentally kicked 12?

3 and 2 have to work together on a science project. Does any work get done?

2, 4 and 6 are watching T.V. together. What are they watching? Do they fightfor the remote?

Characters [4, [9] and [10] are at an arcade. What game do they choose to play, and who wins?

[2] finds [7] crying. What does [2] do?

Lithuania (Grand Duchy): Natallia?! What’s wrong?

Polotsk: Tolys? I had the most horrible nightmare... It’s the Hoarde.

Lithuania: Her again? Don’t worry! If she attacks us, we fight her off! Don’t worry!

(1919, before Polish-Soviet and Polish-Lithuanian Wars)

(I will probably include a scene like this! Spoilers!)

Lithuania (SSR): Natallia? Natallia. Why are you crying?

Belarus (SSR): I hate, Tolys, I can’t... I can’t take anymore.

Lithuania: *sigh* ...I know. It’s not your fault.

Belarus: I know not my fault! I don’t hate you, but... but I don’t...

Lithuania: I know.

Belarus: I don’t love you anymore.

Lithuania: I know. Me neither, Natalya. Or... should I say, Belarus.

Belarus: *sobs into her arms* I want to be on my own, Lithuania. I should behappy, I know, but... I don’t want to be part of you.

Lithuania: It’s not even an annexation.

Belarus: Oh, you know by God!

Lithuania: *stands up* *raising his voice* You’re talking like it’s my fault!

Belarus: *also standing up, raiding her voice* Well, Maybe it is! Maybe you wanted to retake me, your precious wife, just as she’s finally knowing who she is and grew some self-respect!

Lithuania: *grabs her* You know very well it isn’t! I didn’twant this either! But maybe it’s about time, with how much of a damn minority I was! Like it wasn’t even my Duchy anymore!

Belarus: !!

Lithuania: ...I’m sorry. I’m sorry I keep doing that.

Belarus: *cries into her arms again*

Lithuania: *shakes head* *sighs* ...

Belarus: We’re not even equal in this relationship, and I don’t trust communism, but... not just that. Something else. I have never felt so ill at the sight of my wedding ring...

Lithuania: Nationalism.

Belarus: ...This what “nationalism” feels like.

Lithuania: I felt it too, Belarus.

Belarus: ...When Germany occupied me, and they let my children learn my language... Being alone made me feel so... alive. Like first decades of our marriage. Then grew stronger and stronger when I became independent, made my ownflag... and then Russia made us marry again. He exploiting me, Lithuania. He exploiting you. This not what I want, he did this to spread his ideology! Am I just a puppet to him?!

Lithuania: Maybe we are.

Belarus: I felt so alive, Lithuania! *starts sobbing again*

Lithuania: ...

Lipka: *watching from door* *sigh* ...Dear Allah, what happened to us? What has happened to our family? *takes a final look* *slip away and heads to her prayer room* May God have mercy on them...

(The LitBel Socialist Soviet Republic was a short-lived merger of the Lithuanian and Belarusian SSRs; I think I heard it was an attempt to recreate the Grand Duchy. But it wasn’t received well by the populace in either country; not only did neither want communism, the Belarusians especially thought that it was as if Lithuania annexed them, and their nationalism was beingexploited for Soviet interests.)

Let's see 8 and 10 exchange personalities (can include clothes)

You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?

Me: Okay, why is Germany of all people this late? Is it France?

Germany: How do we solve this thing?!

France: You’re the smart one!

Germany: Why did we let Griechenland join in the first place?!

France: He isn’t that bad a person, really!

Germany: I know that!

France: We said we would have a solution by now! You and your stupid deadlines!

Germany: Nothing gets done without deadlines!

Would 2 trust 5?

Lithuania (Commonwealth): Sweden’s retainer boy?! Why him? I am sureSweden trusts him, but why would I trust an enemy?!

Lithuania: (modern) Well, there is no reason not too, I guess. He is one of the few of us to have his situation sorted out, and he’s also pretty smart. He has rarely started an international incident if ever, which is a huge plus. And I respect him for holding off Russia for so long.

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

If5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together, which study will they pick?

Me: I just realized this meant they had to take it together... though considering they never actually went to school, learning everything they know overtheir long lives, they wouldn’t be going “back”. Though this is probably a Gakuen Hetalia AU anyway. So they’re just going to school, plain and simple. Though if they were going to study anything, it would probably be maths or science related. This could be interpreted to what they want to revisit, and there was once a time where Hungary exploded with a huge number of mathematicians and scientists. Along with Estonia, it seems that Fenno-Ugric speakers are good with them or something.

Drink Order?

Hungary, France, Portugal - wine. Portugal and Hungary would drink themselves until they’re completely hammered and possibly unable to stand, possibly depleting the place of half of its wine stocks.

Lithuania, Russia, Belarus, Finland - really strong vodka (Belarus may order“ink”, basically Belarusian moonshine, if she’s really short on cash, what with her being the worst alcoholic out of the lot; though all four of them are pretty huge consumers of booze, so all four woulddefinitely drink way too much by the end of it all)

Germany, Prussia, Denmark - beer; Prussia would order a light version to keep him more alert, or just a regional variety (or he may order a Kopskiekelwein, which is actually a local wine) ; the latter would probably be ultra-drunk by the end of it.

England - tea, probably earl grey; if this is a bar or depending on the day,he would order a beer

Poland - beer and/or vodka and then a bunch of things to make a weird alcohol cocktail

Iceland - If his physical age didn’t stop him, beer, I think? He would probably be asking a girl out for a roll in the hay after a while. If he’s caught for his physical age, he might just have Cola with a licoricestraw.

Would 12 rather drive a small, environmentally friendly car, or a huge Hummer with bad gas mileage?

Iceland: I don’t want that gas mucking up my air! We have volcanoes for that. Definitely not a hummer! Maybe a Tesla, my brother loves them. But hey, I have three cars already.

What kind of jobs do your characters want to have? If they are already employed, is there any other job they would like to work in, or would in an AU?

They’re already sort of in government jobs, and soldiers kind of, but I’ll go based on what’s often associated with them IRL(andsome are more suited to those than others). Some of these are probably justthe jobs they worked to blend in with humans.

Hungary: (Medieval) Mercenary, Mathematician

Lithuania: (medieval, early modern) Military strategist, Basketball player

Germany: Engineer, manager, human rights lawyer, police officer,social worker, diplomat, soccer/football player, dog trainer

France: Chef, romantic screenwriter, public speaker

Finland: Professional skier, death metal artist, cold weather explorer/scientist, doctor, ice hockey player, inventor, software engineer, soldier

Russia: Soviet scientist, sunflower/wheat farmer, spy, Orthodox priest (Imperial era), novelist, bear wrestler, comedian

Belarus: Embroiderer

Prussia: Soldier, General, manager, warden

England: Novelist, police officer, businessman/salesman, comedian, naval officer, politician, lawyer, cartoonist

Poland: (Early Modern) Parliamentarian, debater, soldier, professional skier(I would joke about him wanting to be an astronaut because he can into space, but eh)

Iceland: Fisherman, writer, tour guide, traveling journalist, extreme sportsman, poet, musician

Have you ever read a Seven/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Me: I don’t think that exists. That would make no sense.

How would 3 greet 4?

What would 5 envy about 4?

What do 6 and 7 have in common?

Me: Well, they’re siblings for one, so of course they have a lot of similarities. So they’re both East Slavs, speaking an East Slavic language and being part of the Eastern Orthodox-sphere, tracing their origins to the Kievan Rus’, also able to speak Russian fluently. They both have platinum blond hair, were part of the Soviet Union and now the Commonwealth Of Independent States, have bipolar climates when it comes to summer and winter, and an especially even by nation standards dark past that continues to heavily affect them, especially in how they handle hardship; Russia makes it a point to grit his teeth and bear it, since it’ll make him stronger, while Belarus has grown apathetic due to it. They both were some of the first on my “characters to alter” list, and now they’re now both rather cold personality-wise as well, not letting their emotionsdisplay much, or not having many intense emotions. They’re both huge, HUGE drunks and smokers, though Belarus even more so. They’re the least democratic in Europe, with Putin being a virtual dictator, and they have a lot of cooperation and integration. They’re also both the onlyones who are definitely severed off from “the west”, as in the EU and NATO. Their suicide rates were also pretty high in 2012 at least, though Belarus keeps ranking high.

Why would 7 be angry at 8?

White Ruthenia: You killed Poland! HOW COULD YOU?!

Alternatively...

(1918)

Belarus: I trusted you... how could you just leave? You told me that I shouldn’t be afraid to use my language, about self-respect... but now you’re leaving me? To my brother?

Prussia: Our resources have made continuing to occupy you unsustainable, andyou are no longer of use to us. You’re on your own.

Belarus: No! You’re just retreating because you lost!

Prussia: That’s none of your business.

[3] is walking home when s/he sees a cute fluffy creature, which promptly begins rubbing itself against his/her legs. Will s/he kick it away, or take ithome?

(Potential spoilers!)

Germany (kid): Hey little fella? Are you lost? Hmm... no tags...

Dog: *whines*

Germany: Don’t worry, I’ll take you home. At least until your owner comes. *puts it in his coat* I’ll name you... Schwarz! Do you like it?

Dog: ARF!

Germany: Good boy! I’m sure Aster’ll like you. I’ll introduce you to my family! I just hope zhat vater vill say yes.

(That’s Blackie, yes, I’ve renamed him German for “black”)

Germany (adult): ...? Vhat’s zis? No tag eizer. Did someone abandon you? How horrible. *picks it up, puts it in his coat* I’ll keep you until someone comes to claim you.

How would 3 greet 4?

What is 1’s worst memory?

Hungary: Hard to say. God knows our lives suck. But... there’s threethat fine to mind. When Austria crushed my rebellion in 1848, and when Russia crushed my rebellion in 1956 come to mind. And the third... when they partitioned Poland. I couldn’t do anything, and I hated that.

6 keeps a diary/journal. What kind of stuff do they write in it?

You run into 2 on a busy street? What is the first thing you notice about them?

10 is feeling a little down. How does 1 cheer them up?

Out of nowhere 9 loses it and goes on a psycho rage! How does 4 calm him/her down

England: U WOT MATE?!

France: Ooh la la...

England: INSULT ME TEAM ‘GAIN, WILL YOU?!

France: *runs* Au revoir! ...EVERYONE! RUN!

England: COME B’CK ‘ERE!

(He doesn’t try; it’s likely he angered him in the first place)

3 and 8 go on a date, what happens?

Me: Ew, they’re family!

7 walks in on 6 while changing!

3 and 5 get really drunk! What’s happening?

If they all could go back to any time in their life, when would it be?

Hungary: ?

Lithuania: ...I’d like to be the Grand Duchy again. Before this all happened.

Finland: ...Honestly, just now is good.

Russia: Before collapse of Soviet Union. I don’t care how good capitalism is or whatever, I had power. I didn’t appreciate enough. But President Putin will give me my glory back, so I don’t have to worry.

Belarus: ...Time of the Grand Duchy. I was so happy then... but I accept my fate. It’s pointless.

Prussia: Sometimes, I vish I could see Fritz again. But I’ve accepted that he’s gone.

England: Sometimes, I do wish to go back to when I had power in this world...

Poland: ...I want my glory back! Dammit, I stopped the Ottomans at Vienna! Twice! I used to have a Commonwealth! I was awesome! If I could go back in time? Of course I’d want to relive my Commonwealth!

Portugal: *starts strumming his guitarra* Ah, I used to have children over the seas... I used to be a big empire, leading the world in exploration, journeying across the oceans to discover the unknown... I used to be relevant. I want to go back to that time.

France: Hmm... I’d like to have influence again. Any time works, really. French used to be the language of diplomacy, of nobility, of everyone with an education... it would be nice to go back to that time. Et toi, Alemania?

Germany: *thinks back* ...Honestly, I’m happy with what I have now. Iwant it no other way.

Iceland: Can’t day I’d rather be living in any other time either. I’m the best I’ve ever been.

1, 3, 4, and 11 have to work on a science project together. What happens?

Me: Well, in a school scenario, Germany would probably take the lead and do most of the science stuff, France right behind, while Lithuania just holds the stuff and does the small stuff while Portugal has no idea what he’s doing. If this were a joint science program... yeah, it would probably go a bit similar.

Who is stronger? [6] or [8]?

Me: Going by when Prussia actually existed, right? Well, it depends on when of course. But Prussia’s army was much better organized and trained, and better equipped. But Russia had one thing going for him; sheer manpower. Leaving out Russia’s geography, like General Winter, though, this would mean all Russia could do is throw a lot of men at him and pray it crushesPrussia with its sheer weight. But due to how much of a sweeper Prussia was, this may have been very effective in tiring out Prussia if they were to goto war without any others involved. So it’s hard to say.

Would 9 make a good peacemaker? What would be their methods?

If 8 were to get a job, what would it be?

Me: Something in the army. If it has to be outside of the military, maybe a cop? He’d be so strict though...

If 7 were to go to a competition, what would it be?

3 and 7 are having smexy time. 9 is next door. What happens?

Me: This still makes no sense!

Out of all of them, who will rule the world?

Me: Well, England basically ruled the world for a time...

7, 2, and 11 go to a ball. What is the first thing that could go wrong?

Would 5 and 10 go out?

Me: Nah.

Who would win in real Battleship? 4 or 7?

Me: Well, Considering Belarus is landlocked... France by default.

I, VI, and XI are all told to wait in a room together until someone comes into get them. Let's say no one does. Who would leave the room first?

Portugal: *edges away from Russia. *takes out guitarra* *starts singing, trying to hide his fear of Russia*

Russia: ...

Hungary: Okay... I need to go get something. Bye!

Russia: *gets up* *starts walking out*

Portugal: *puts guitarra away* Wait! Me too!

If II had to do one nice thing for VIII , what would it be?

I, VI, and XI are all told to wait in a room together until someone comes into get them. Let's say no one does. Who would leave the room first?

IX. If III was made into a toy, who would be more likely to buy it? IX or X?

V. Would V be likely to consider stalking XII or vise versa?

Finland: I’d do that... why?

Iceland: *shrugs* I don’t see much of a reason either!

What would VI make the better star of? An anime or a newspaper comic strip?

VIII wants to buy a car but can't decide who offers a better bargain. Should (s)he buy from II or XI?

Me: Maybe Lithuania? I mean, stuff is generally cheaper in Eastern Europe. Though I wouldn’t imagine stuff is that expensive in Portugal either.

VIII. If V wanted to dye his or her hair but could not decide on the color, would (s)he rely on I's opinion or IV's?

1 says 9 stole his/her last (favorite food/drink). Reactions?

Hungary: He stole my last goulash.

England: What, me?

France: Ooh la la!

Poland: How could ya, Englan’?!

England: I’m afraid I don’t know what you’re talkingabout.

Lithuania: *eyeroll* *takes a shot of vodka*

Poland: Oh, you know what you di’! Right, Węrgy?

Hungary: Thanks, Poland. I can always count on you.

France: *whistles*

Hungary and Poland: Not in that way!

Belarus: *doesn't care* *also takes a shot of vodka*

Iceland: Of course he did! All he does is steal!

England: My lad, that was not against any law. And I gave you those full 200maritime miles.

Germany: *facepalms* Zhis is petty.

If 8 gives 5 a haircut, is that okay?

Austria: Why would I trust him with that?!

Gender-swap 2, 8 10. Which character would have the most change in their story arc? Which the least? Would any of these characters have to have a complete personality change to be believable as the opposite sex?

Once again we encounter the Hungary Paradox... especially for Prussia. I canimagine Poland being female a bit more plausibly, maybe (his cross dressingand femininity in canon aside), disguising herself as a man in battle, and women were a bit more respected in Commonwealth Poland, even calling at leastone queen a king. I would make her and Hungary two Heterosexual Life Partners to the Nth degree, and also two gossiping women who talk trash about the rest of Europe with Czechia (to quote Hetafacts). If Lithuania stays a man, Iwould probably actually just ditch LitBel as a marriage and make LitPol canon in my story during the Commonwealth era and a bitter ex-couple in the modern era, making White Ruthenia more of a Platonic Life Partner, though at this point I find it hard to imagine the Grand Duchy as anything but a marriage of Lithuania and White Ruthenia. And I might sort of ship Diaspora!Israel xPoland. Making Poland female just opens up loads of shipping, though this also means I’ll completely ditch PolUkr. I might also settle on making Lipka male; but this would definitely be the case if Lithuania is also female. Such a high female ratio is kinda implausible, but if both were female Iwould ditch both PolLit and LitBel. I’d just go with just Lithuaniabeing swapped for his scenario, in which I would still ditch LitBel and make their relationship more sisterly, and still marry her to Poland. She wouldalso have to ride into battle and do her duties as a nation disguised as “Tolvydas/Tolys”. As for Prussia, well, Prussia was very patriarchal, as shown by Frederick the Great using Maria Theresa being a women as an excuse for why she was supposedly unfit to rule. But I’m thinking of making female nations of patriarchal societies justify it by not questioning it and seeing it as tradition, and them being the exception (I call it the Jean d’Arc justification, since she was in no way a feminist either), in other words only human women being inferior, though it would still cause personality problems, maybe Prussia just embraces the persona and lives as a man in public, still going by Gilbert, and resents the fact she is a woman because of how she perceives women should be. This is, if I don’timplement the idea that nations can change from their default sex if needed. But no, I still wouldn’t think I would marry her to Brandenburg; they’re still both Germans, so that’s kind of gross, though since cousin marriage was common among royalty... maybe? Still I see them more as brothers than cousins. But you’d probably still gets tons upon tons of PruBran shoppers. Still, again, they would all have to be the same basic characters, even if they were replaced with their Nyotalia versions.

Number 7 has a chance to go back and alter a past event. What do they do? How has their life changed as a result?

[7] gives [10] a massage, how does [10] react?

(Commonwealth era)

(Late at night...)

Ukraine: zzzzz...

Poland: *blinks* *theatrically jerks his shoulder and raises his eyebrow* ...Really?

White Ruthenia: Yes. I thought your shoulders would be tired from the battletoday. Tolys always praises my abilities, so I thought...

Poland: *blushes* Why! *grips his collar dramatically, covering his face with the other hand* To be touched in such an intimate way by my union-brother’s wife! Scandalous!

Ukraine: *glares* I’m trying to sleep. I can take your snoring, not your theatrics.

Poland: Why? Are you calling me loud?!

Ukraine: Yes.

Poland: I am not loud! My voice is normal!

Ukraine: It’s loud as a million horses.

Poland: I did not ask for your comment!

White Ruthenia: Um...

Poland: Can’t you see I am arguing?!

Ukraine: *glares* I will say this in a language you can understand. QUIET!

Poland: Alright, alright. *huffs* *quietly* That woman...

White Ruthenia: ...Poland!

Poland: Sorry, Sorry.

White Ruthenia: Actually, Tolys has approved of this. I have already attended to him, and he said that you should be attended to as well.

Poland: Wait, you already...

White Ruthenia: *blushes* Ah! I said too much...

Poland: ...Are you sure, now?

White Ruthenia: I am just offering to relieve your shoulders, Feliks. It probably... isn’t that intimate.

Poland: Irena?

Ukraine: *muffled* I don’t mind. *puts head under pillow*

Poland: *stretches dramatically* *yawns* *turns around* Alright, alright. But are you sure? You seem to be somewhat tired.

White Ruthenia: I will try my best. Hopefully I am not completely spent. *puts hands on his delia* If you do not mind, your clothing is obstructive-

Poland: *jerks up* What are you getting at?

White Ruthenia: Trust me, Feliks. I will not do anything sinful! I swear by the Lord and Jesus, I shall not!

Poland: Alright. I just hope no one finds us.

White Ruthenia: Yes.

Poland: *starts taking his delia off* ...This still feels strange... *gives his delia to White Ruthenia, starts unbuttoning the top of his żupan*

(Some time later)

White Ruthenia: ...Oh?

Poland: *snoring*

White Ruthenia: *giggles* Fast asleep, I see.

David: Sir Poland? Sir- *opens door* ...?! Oy vey... Natalya! Are you-

White Ruthenia: *panicking* D-David?! No, this is not how it seems!

David: *very confused* How... why...

White Ruthenia: I swear by the Lord, David! Stop staring, please! What are you even doing here in this hour?!

Poland: *still snoring*

(I spent way too much on what happened before, but considering old standardsof modesty, it probably needed this much dancing around to actually get done)

3 is stuck in a wax museum overnight with very realistic-looking figures. (i.e., celebrities, famous figures, etc.)

Me: Whatever happens, expect the Hitler statue to be punched out with Germany soon being found with a guilty look on his face.

What would be a good summary for a two x seven fanfic?

Would Number 2 trust Number 5?

Number 3 wants to go shopping, will Number 7 come along?

Number 4 is bored and pokes Number 10. What happens after that?

Everyone is going for a picnic, but someone thought they were going skiing. Who was it?

Poland: ...What?! I heard there was going to be skiing!

If [5] could say anything to [10] what would they say?

If you saw 10 and 2 in bed together, what would you do?

Me: Well, apparently this used to be normal...

[3] finds a Pegasus in his/her backyard. What does [3] do?

Germany: *rubs eyes* *jaw drops* *rubs eyes again* ...Mein gott. *gets out cellphone* *starts calling the wildlife agency*

A party was held at 2's house! 10 gets drunk and 2 notices. Does 2 do anything?

Lithuania: Poland! You appear to be quite drunk already!

Poland: Wha~a? You would be drunk too my friend *hic!* If you tried this vodka! And I plan to get more drunk on this divine liquid!

Lithuania: *laughing* Chachacha!

Poland: Youhavenot tried it yet? *grabs him* *puts mug up to his mouth*

Lithuania: Pola-

Poland: Here you go!

Lithuania: *gulp* *coughs* *sputters* Gads! Poland!

Poland: Come on Litva! Dance with us!

10 suddenly fell without reason in front of 2!

Lithuania (Early Modern): Poland! Are you alright?

Poland: Agh... it appears I have fell!

Lithuania: *chuckles* I am relieved you are fine. *lends his hand* Here, take my hand.

Poland: Ah, thank you, my companion! *flinches*

Lithuania: ...Are you really sure?

Poland: Yes, my companion! Do you doubt my health?

Lithuania: Well, to be honest, yes.

Poland: Why! I am as fit as a horse! *stumbles* Ach! There it is again!

Lithuania: Please rest easy.

Lithuania (Modern): ...

Poland: Agh... Hey Litva.

Lithuania: Wow, I didn't think you were such a klutz.

Poland: *crosses arms* So?

Lithuania: ...What? Can't you help yourself up?

Poland: ...Tak. Of course. *gets up*

What does 4 really think about 6?

If 9 is hired to kill 4, who hired 9?

Everyone is asleep except [8, what does he/she do? Go out and eat food in the fridge, play games or do karaoke? What happens?

Prussia: I have no time for such things. I train of course. Unless it's Sunday and I'm supposed to be at church.

Rules1. For each number, put down two of your characters and say how they are associated (friends, siblings, lovers, etc)2. Answer the questions using both characters in the pair.3. Each number refers to both characters in the pair. (8: pair 8)4. You may use other people’s characters if you wish (be sure you have permission)

Example: (Pair) 7 (Jon/Jane) fights (pair) 9 (Tim/Tony). Who wins?

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