The-Epic-Crumpethide bio
 Author has written 4 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers. hello there world, im Epic Crumpet! :D i love hetalia, and thats about it anime wise. here are the couples i ship Antonio x Fem!Lovi (Antonio x Lovina) Ludwig x fem!Feli (Ludwig x Feliciana) Gilbert x Elizabeth Arthur x Fem! America (Arthur x Alli) (i like a few yaoi couples) Antonio x Lovino Ludwig x Feliciano upon request i will write stories, just no smut plz, im no good at writing that XDD |
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Moulin Rouge! by Seastone Chair reviews
"The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return." Lovino works for Francis where he finds himself face to face with a love-sick Antonio. Can Antonio sway Lovino to stop selling his body and fall in love with him? ((REVAMPED))
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,866 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/15/2014 - Published: 10/17/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Love, Insanity? by Sephielya J. Maxwell reviews
"They do what they want, Toris. Even when we're sane, we're crazy in here. You take care of an old person or a sick person because they can't do it themselves. But we are neither of those things. Once we're here we're stuck. And they do what they want."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 154,287 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 3/2/2014 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Russia, Lithuania
180 Days of Love and Letters by dancer4ver reviews
"You can't hurry love. It will find you." Tired of hearing these words, Elizabeta Hédeváry embarks on a 6-month journey to find true love. With the help of a frying pan and her best friend, she struggles to prove that love is not a waiting game.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 236,237 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 9/16/2013 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Hungary, Prussia
World Wide Story by webcomix reviews
Lovina Vargas was less than thrilled when she and her twin moved to a new city. What happens when her family convinces her to audition for the school musical? Rehearsals and romance, of course! Genflip AU, rated for mouth and innuendo. BEING EDITED - current changes: 15/29 chapters
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 80,915 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 7/25/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
APH Kids: Quest for the Holy Grail by Hokuto Uchiha reviews
AU. Roderich, Gilbert and Ludwig are three cousins who are charged by God with a sacred quest. Inspired by Monty Python and the Holy Grail, except it's a little bit different. Co-written by Musical Ninja.
Crossover - Cartoon X-overs & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 42,386 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 7/15/2010
Tangled in these Troubles by Annie-Mei reviews
Eliza has always lived in a tower concealed from the world with her lover, Roderich. She is given an opprotunity to get out of the tower for one day, and she meets someone who never expected to see her again. Somewhat but not really a Tangled crossover.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,070 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Hungary, Prussia
L'Italia di Lovino by WakaLakaAlchemist reviews
"Why can't you be more like your brother?" He hears it constantly, yet it still grates at his heart until he can no longer take it. The only solution he sees is death. Contains suicide, Spamano, and some USxUK and GerIta. Angst, has a happy ending.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,851 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 6/9/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Survival Of The Fittest by Drama-freakz reviews
Gilbert Prussia , Elizabeta Hungary , Alfred America , and Iain Scotland are in the middle of a zombie invasion. Gilbert's facing some troubled times having lost several people already. But his fellow survivors are now his priority.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,465 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Prussia, Hungary
The Misadventures of the Little Axis by Hokuto Uchiha reviews
In WWII Venice, 7-year-old Ludwig Beilschmidt, who escaped Germany with his family, meets Feliciano Vargas and Kiku Honda. The three children get themselves stuck in a bunch of shenanigans, several of which involve Lui's newborn brother, Gilbert.
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 52,310 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 4/5/2011 - N. Italy, Germany, Japan - Complete
Cries In the Night by Rome-mano Empire reviews
Spain returns from the new world a changed man. Romano doesnt like this new Antonio. Inquisition Spain, Human names used, blood, gore and rape in later chapters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,313 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano
Live, Laugh, Lovino by GoxHaya reviews
After an attack on the Italian nations' house causes them to move in with Spain, emotions start getting heated and friendships and romances are sorely tested. Spain x Romano with a side of Germancest
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 124,821 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 3/19/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Hetalia: Zombie Apocalypse 2011 by BeerxxWinexxRumxxHamburger reviews
It's currently 2011 and zombies are slowly making their way into the world. Action, Suspense,& Romance. Spamano & UKxUS are major here. Ratings will go in between T & M through the chapters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,512 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano
Call Me Romano by LoviTomato reviews
Lovino is a high school drop out and lives with his younger brother and his father. While living in a poor house-hold Lovino has to do what he feels he needs to do to support his family,even if he has to keep a whole part of his life a secret.SpainxRomano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,378 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 3/22/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
The Hopes and Dreams of Gilbert Beilschmidt by Domomomo reviews
Gilbert realizes that his life is incomplete, having so many desires that were unfulfilled. Lucky for him, he has a beautiful girlfriend and tons of friends that will be there to help him with his dreams...like making a porno. Prussia/Hungary.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,685 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Prussia, Hungary
Switch by thatnekochick reviews
When Arthur's revenge spell goes wrong, our lovable nations become gender-swapped. Main pair:PruHun-Other Pairs:Spamano, U.S.U.K and more! All characters are included and there will certainly be isanity and the sort.-Rated M for Language and sexual stuff-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,658 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Prussia, Hungary
Band Geeks by grawrgrawrninja reviews
If Gilbert doesn't shut his trumpet then Elizabeta will smash his face with her saxophone while Alfred is trying to use his trombone to impress Arthur, but Art will empty the spit valve onto Al's new shoes all while Heracles sleeps on his barry.Gakuen AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,024 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Prussia, Hungary
Desaparecido by OrigamiFuchs reviews
AU Left to die by her fiance, Lovina straddles the border of life and death, and finds herself caught between the world of the living and the dead, in a cursed ghost town full of not so dead characters, and one Tomato Bastard. Spamano. Rating may go up.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,165 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 1/28/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
The Best Kind Of Wife by Mama Avio reviews
Natalia attempts to do something special for Ivan as practice to be the best wife she can be. contains Chibi!BelarusxRussia
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Belarus, Russia - Complete
Phantom Love by GoxHaya reviews
AU Spamano. To escape dorm life college student Antonio Carriedo purchases a cottage near his university equipped with vegetable fields and an existing resident in the form of a ghost named Lovino. Can Antonio help him solve the mystery of his death?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,353 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano
The Great Baltic Escape by Kitty Faerie reviews
When Latvia is seriously injured by Russia, the Baltics know they must make an escape. But where to run to? Well, how about America? He's a pretty cool dude after all! And so they run; to find peace and eventually their freedom! The escape begins!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,345 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Latvia, Lithuania - Complete
Las Mariposas by Aishe reviews
"So even if you want to hurt yourself... don't do it anymore, Lovi. Please. Because it's not just you you're hurting anymore."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,166 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/1/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
How to Ditch Your Date by WakaLakaAlchemist reviews
Hungary, for some unfathomable reason, sets Spain up with Belgium. Romano is left hurt and confused, so he runs away - and ends up in France. What else could possibly go wrong? Collab with titlelee1093, M for later chapters. Spamano and hinted GerIta.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,592 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Blinding Spark That Burns Out Fast by staccato ramble reviews
Liz and Gilbert's relationship, or lack thereof, will be the same old train wreck, but that's always worked for them. That doesn't mean they can't try and change it. Human AU, rated for language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,010 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Prussia, Hungary - Complete
It Is In Your Blood by Beaumren Trill reviews
He knew what the concept of love was, but he didn't know how to love. So he asked the person he trusted deeply. And what was the answer to his question? "Be Italian". One shot Spamano inside! Be warned! Human names used!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,751 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/27/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
A Beautiful Story by Tanoshimi reviews
Lovino Romano Vargas is a suicidal designer who is unhappy with his fate. One day, he chances to meet Antonio Fernandez Carriedo, who turns his life upside down. Spain x Romano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,104 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
How to leave the closet by ButterFish reviews
US/UK - AU. Arthur is a businessman who is still in the closet. Alfred is openly gay. The two of them meet - and fall in love. But can they keep up this relationship when they're so different?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 99,131 - Reviews: 778 - Favs: 879 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 11/21/2009 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Østenfor sol og vestenfor måne by La Mademoiselle reviews
DenFem!Nor, country names used. An adaptation of the Norwegian fairytale East of the Sun and West of the Moon. Young Norway meets an enchanted bear and is swept up into a journey to save her prince from the Troll King and Princess
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,056 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Norway, Denmark - Complete
An Unwanted Link by ChangeofHeart reviews
When one of the Italy brother's haircurl is pulled, BOTH of them feel it. This leads for some remarkably awkward situations. Main focus Spamano, with a secondary Gerita. A response to a request on the KinkMeme!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,197 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 44 - Published: 2/23/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Twisted With You by Cutthroat Pixie reviews
Spain/S.Italy: Lovino finally confesses to Antonio, the only way he knows how to.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,363 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/12/2009 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Cacophony by iTrippedandfellforyou reviews
AU. Being alone with Gilbert in a humid car while the albino... made noises of a sexual nature every time innocent townspeople passed by, somehow, wasn't high on Elizaveta's to do list. Why did the guy have to have such a weird sense of humor anyway?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Hungary, Prussia - Complete
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Plastic Promises AKA Prussia's Epic Rescue reviews
Gilbert has always loved Liz, he just never told her. But Then, Liz's dad arranges a marriage and ships her off across the Country. With the help of his friends, and strangers, Gilbert sets off on a Cross Country Adventure to crash the wedding. AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,439 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Hungary, Prussia
I missed my stop reviews
Little Lovina was riding the bus home, but she got distracted and missed her stop! Now she's all alone in the big city. Now she must find her way home, and along the way, learn just how import family is. Fem!LovixAntonio
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 4/19/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Battle of the Brides: Vargas Edition reviews
When they were young the Vargas twins promised to have their Weddings at the Hotel Gladiatori, what will happen when they discover their weddings are booked on the same day? Who will be victorious? Fem!Romano/Spain Fem!Italy/Germany
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,072 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, N. Italy
Prussia and Hungary's Epic Adventure reviews
The evil Magician Francis has drained all the color and happiness from French-land, and the good witch Liechtenstein has recruited Prussia and Hungary to save her homeland. APH Elementary School AU, Fluffy Prussia/Hungary T for mild language violence
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,005 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Hungary, Prussia