Hello everyone!My name is Gabriela "Gabby" Nieto-Hale.I'm 11 years old and have the bestest friends in the world!:)

Rules To Write ChipmunkFanfics: According to ChipmunkLover and Kitty Seville

1) They are brothers, nothing else

-That's what you think.

2) They must always live with Dave.

-Don't they get to choose?

3) They must always end up with the Chipettes. Alvin can hit on other girls, but he must end up with Brittany.

-ALVINOR!Still like Alvittany though!

4) They cannot die.

-Too bad I already killed Simon.

5) They can have superpowers, but the color of the magic/ mystical zone has to be the same color as their signature colors.

-I guess this rule is arite.

6) They can't die.

-Good bye,Alvin!

7) They can't be severely injured.

-Theodore's in the hospital.

8) There cannot be any OCs. Only the chipmunks, Dave, and the characters created by the Bagdasarians.

-SCREW YOU!

9) The Chipettes HAVE to live with Miss Miller.

-They didn't have to in The Squeakquel.

10) If you kill them, thus violating numbers 4 and 6, you must bring them back. Also making it a horror story.

-Alvin and Simon can stay dead.I don't need them.

11) They cant be in horror stories.

-Really?You just violated your own rule idiot!

12) You must have at least three jokes/ gags in a chapter.

-Does everything have to be a comedy?!

13) If you do a Chipmunk crossover, it must be with some other cartoon. Not live action.

-The Bagdasarians raped your rule!LOL!

14) If you have songs, they have to fit in the story. Not just be random.

-You just ticked off the randomest person EVER!Epic fail.:(

15) The Chipmunks do not work for free. If you use them you must send Ross Bagdasarian 100 dollors by the end of the month, or else you'll die instantly.

-FINALLY!I GET TO MET JESUS!But really I want to meet him.

16) Don't talk about the rules, don't tell people about the rules, don't even think about the rules.

-Didn't want to in the first place.:)

7 days...Billie Mays?NO!7 days...SOMEONE'S GAY?!!!

LOL!I really don't know anyone on here.But I have tons of best friends and go to the most perverted,random school in the state of Mississippi...Belmont!We aren't on a single map.But we're there.Right smack in the corner.In fact,our town is so small,we might as well be on a small clover carried by an elephant named Horton.I'm insane,but I like it that way.:)My FAV TV show is Glee!!!I will officially be 12 on May 2,2011!I'm a cheerleader and can do the spiltz(spilts),scorpion,scale,heelstrech,cartwheel,round-off,backbend,and toe touch.The splits took me longer than expected.Now back to copying and pasting!

if you want to see the alvin and the chipmunks t.v show back on air post this to your profile :)

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Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it, Kiba Obsessed Demonic Angel, Digital98, Yin's Crescent, Naruto713-17, halfdemongirl92, Black-Dranzer-1119, Riayu, SasuNaru RULES The World 4 EVA, AlvinSevilleIsHOT,captain chipmunk, BrittanySeville18, AndAllThatGoodStuff, ChipetteGirl10, ChipmunksChipettes4Ever,totallystuckinthemiddle

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you are really random put this on your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever threatened a computer or video game console, add this to your profile.

MY CHIPMUNK AND CHIPETTE OCs!!!!!

Terah Shay

Signature Color:Blue
Alternative Color:Light blue
Hair Color:Blond
Eye Color:Blue
Outfit:Layered light blue skirt with ruffles and sequins at the end of each ruffle with a light blue bow tied at the right side.Blue t-shirt with a dolphin in the middle.Light blue converse with dolphins drawn with a light blue sharpie on the toe.
Accessories:Chain necklace with a blue dolphin charm.Black bracelet with jeweled "T".Dolphin earrings.Born with dolphin tattoo on left arm.
Hair Style:Down with dolphin barrettes on each side of head.
Superpower:Control of water.
Personality:Oldest,but not very responsible.Cares for her sisters even though she's a diva,just like Brittany.Can be mean,but can be sweet,kind,and caring.Also Brittany's best friend.

Emily Shay

Signature Color:Red
Alternative Color:Yellow
Hair Color:Dark brown
Eye Color:Dark brown
Outfit:Yellow plaid skirt.Red t-shirt with sun in the middle.Red converse with suns drawn with a yellow sharpie on the toe.
Hair Style:Pigtails with red elastics and yellow headband with sun on the side.
Accessories:Chain necklace with sun charm.Black bracelet with jeweled "E".Sun earrings.Born with sun tattoo on left arm.Red rimmed glasses.
Superpower:Control of fire.
Personality:Middle child,but more responsible than Terah.Cares for her sisters,but sometimes is too scared to stand up for herself,just like Jeanette.Smart,sweet,and kind,but can be mean.Also Jeanette's best friend.

Katelyn Shay

Signature Color:Gray
Alternative Color:White
Hair Color:Light brown
Eye Color:Dark brown
Outfit:White peplum skirt.Gray t-shirt with snowflake in the middle.White converse with snowflakes drawn with a gray sharpie on the toe.
Hair Style:Ponytail with gray elastic and white ribbon tied around it.
Accessories:Chain necklace with snowflake charm.Black bracelet with jeweled "K".Snowflake earrings.Born with snowflake tattoo on left arm.
Superpower:Control of weather
Personality:Youngest,but less responsible than Emily,more responsible than Terah.Cares for her sisters and can stand up for herself,just like Eleanor.Athletic,sweet,andcaring,but can be agressive.Also Eleanor's best friend.

Gabe Benson

Signature Color:Green
Alternative Color:Black
Hair Color:Black
Eye Color:Green
Outfit:Green t-shirt with black "B".Blue jeans.Black Nike shoes.
Hair Style: Nothing Special
Accessories:Green hat with black "B".
Superpower:Lasers shoot through hands
Personality:Oldest,but not very responsible.Cares for his brothers even though he teases them sometimes,just like Alvin.Sometimes snobby and stuck up,but can be sweet.Also Alvin's best friend.

Michael Benson

Signature Color:Black
Alternative Color:Gray
Hair Color:Blond
Eye Color:Blue
Outfit:Black and gray striped t-shirt.Blue jeans.White Nike shoes.
Hair Style:Nothing Special
Accessories:Black rimmed glasses.
Superpower:Laser eyes
Personality:Middle child,but more responsible than Gabe.Cares for his brothers even though he doesn't have good comebacks,just like Simon.Smart,kind,and sweet,but can be mean.Also Simon's best friend.

Samuel Benson

Signature Color:Orange
Alternative Color:Orange
Hair Color:Light brown
Eye Color:Dark brown
Outfit:Orange t-shirt.Blue jeans.Black Nike shoes.
Hair Style:Nothing Special
Accessories:None
Superpower:Can breathe underwater
Personality:Young,but less responsible than Michael,more responsible than Gabe.Cares for his brothers,but sometimes needs someone to back him up,just like Theo.Sweet,kind,and caring,but can be mean.Also Theodore's best friend.

List 12 of your favorite characters in a random order and answer the questions.

1.Brittany
2.Alvin
3.Emily
4.Katelyn
5.Samuel
6.Terah
7.Michael
8.Jeanette
9.Eleanor
10.Gabe
11.Simon
12.Theodore

1. Would 12/10 make a good couple?
-No.Awkward...

2. Is there anything like 3/9 fluff?
-That is just wrong.

3. If 7 was in a sonfic, what song would you choose?
-Baby

4. What would be 12's reaction if 10 & 8 got married?
-AWWW!

5. What would happen if 2 walked in on 6 and 10 kissing?
-Brittany was right all along about you two!

6. If 4 gets 1 pregnant, what happens?
-Everyone wonders if that's possible...or legal.

7. 4 gets a date with 5, but what happens AFTER the date?
-5 would eventually propose.

8. 11 and 3 kiss. Is that possible?
-Well,yeah,if they felt that way.

9. If 5 would rather date 4 or 6, who would 5 choose?
-4.Definitely 4.

10. What's the summary and title for a 10/12 romance/tradgedy?
-It's a Man's World...Definitely!
Gabe and Theodore are in love.But neither thinks the other feel the same way.But Brittany does.Will she get them together or tear tham apart?

11. 12 and 5 get married and have kids! What are 4's and 10's reactions?!
-4:My ex is insane.10:Since when was Theodore Gay??

12. Is locking 11/7 in a room together explosive or romantic?
-Neither.They're like best friends.

13. Do sparks fly with 6 and 2?
-Maybe,but Alvin's with Brittany.

14. How do you think 12 would propose to 10 for marriage?
-I don't want 12 to propose...

15. Title a 1/8 romance/humor.
-Sisterly Love

16. Would this make a good story:

5 is in a happy relationship with 12 until 10 takes him. Lonesome, 5 tries again with 8 but 1 takes 8 back. Then 1 follows the advice of 3 and 9 and falls in happy love with 4.
-No!

Title it:
Gay is the New Straight!...I Guess...

If you are super weird and claim to be proud of it CAPITYP

If you dream of the chipmunks or try your hardest to dream of them each night CAPITYP

If you compare every person, inanamint object, house, or ANYTHING to the chipmunks/ettes CAPITYP

If you don't like swearing but still read books with swearwords CAPITYP

If you have ever pushed on a door that said PULL or vice versa CAPTIYP

If you think those stupid kids should just give the forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, CAPTIYP

If you have ever zoned out for more than 5 consecutive minutes CAPTIYP

If you have your own little world CAPTIYP

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time COPY AND PAST THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!!

If you've ever asked a really stupid obvious question, CAPTIYP

If you think the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechan alone, CAPTIYP

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects CAPTIYP

If several inanimate objects hate you CAPTIYP

If you have ever wished that you had ghost powers CAPTIYP

You cry. I cry. You laugh. I laugh. You jump off a cliff. I laugh even harder.

If you think the father should just ask his daughter for some stupid Ego waffles CAPTIYP

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If your profile is long copy and paste this in it to make it even longer

If you know what CAPITYP means CAPITYP! ;D

XD Anyone who thinks this face is slightly creepy, put this on your profile

A thousand Christmas puppies that got too old,

A thousand frightening giants that really had hearts of gold.

A thousand heartless puppy mills that never really cared,

A thousand ignorant owners that were not prepared

A thousand underfed puppies that never had a chance,

A thousand brave souls teach us about endurance.

There are millions of homeless dogs in America alone whose owners abandoned them.

Adopt before you buy, Think before you adopt.

A dog is for life.

Post this on your profile and add your name if you support homeless pets.

~Charismaticbreeze, AndAllThatGoodStuff, ChipmunksChipettes4Ever,totallystuckinthemiddle

95 of Chipmunk fans hate mixed couples, 4 hate original couples (with a passion). If you're a part of the 1 that wants everyone to SHUT THE HELL UP ABOUT IT! C/P this into your profile.

90 of people fear the unfamiliar, if you're apart of the 10 that embrace it, C/P this into your profile!

Every abortion is just..

One more heart that was stopped.

Two more eyes that will never see.

Two more hands that will never touch.

Two more legs that will never run.

One more mouth that will never speak.

If your against abortion repost this and tell his story.

10 Ways To Annoy People

1. Go Into A Grocery Store And Follow Someone Around Asking, "Guess What?"

2. Go Into A Department Store And Sneak Up On Somebody Who Is Talking On A Cell Phone And Whisper, "Who're Ya Talkin' To?" And When They Say, "Hey Dude, Can I Have A Little Privacy Please?" You Say, "No, 'Cause You're In Pubic, Bud. You Can't Have Privacy In Public!"

3. Do The Old Trick When You Put Dog Crap In A Bag Then Set It On Fire, And Leave It On Somebody's Doorstep. So If They're Going To Try To Stomp It Out, They Have To Get Dog Crap All Over Their Shoe.

4. Prank Call The Same Person Over And Over Asking Them What Color Their Underwear Is.

5. If You're A Guy, You'll Love This One. Go Into Hot Topic And Pretend To Have A Heart-attack, And When A Hot Blonde Does CPR, Start Kissing Her. (Warning: This One Can Get You Slapped And Maybe A Butt-whooping From Her Boyfriend)

6. Go Into A Public Restroom And Use The Toilet Paper As A Mummy Wrap, And Jump Out Screaming, "Boo!"

7. Come Running Out Of A Restroom Saying To Random People, "Whoa Dude! Come See The Size Of The One I Just Made!"

8. Noisily Chew Gum Behind Someone Who Is Trying To Read, And When They Turn Around, Spit It Out And Hold It Out To Them And Say, "Hey, Want Some? It's Watermelon!"

9. Go Into The Toy Section And Leave A 'Used Diaper' On The Ground And Say, "The Dolly Had An Accident."

10. Go Into A Mall At Christmas Time And Pull Off Santa's Beard Screaming, "Holy Cow! It's A Fake! He Ain't Real!"

How to tell you're obsessed with Alvin and the Chipmunks: OH NO, I HAVE EVERY SYMPTOM! I'M CHIPMUNK OBSSESSED!

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

My Name=What's yours?

A=Hot

B=Kind hearted

C=Great friend

D=Great lover

E=Sexy

F=Cute

G=Cool

H=Girly

I=Imaginative

J=Easy to fall in love with

K=Loveable

L=Funny

M=Adorable

N= Beautiful

O=Loves a lot of people

P=Friendly

Q=Popular

R=Talented

S=Honey Bunny

T=Memorable

U=Gossiper

V=Groovy

W=Smiles alot

X=Popular with boys

Y=Voice of an angel

Z=Natural beauty

What's The Chipettes'?

Brittany's

B= Kind Hearted (Ha!)

R= Talented

I= Imaginative

T= Memorable

T= Memorable

A= Hot

N= Beautiful

Y= Voice of an angel

Jeanette's

J= Easy to fall in love with (She sure is, aww. lolz)

E= Sexy

A= Hot

N= Beautiful

E= Sexy

T= Memorable

T= Memorable

E= Sexy

Eleanor's

E= Sexy

L= Funny

E= Sexy

A= Hot

N= Beautiful

O= Loves a lot of people (That's so true!)

R= Talented

So What's Mine?

G=Cool

A=Hot

B=Kind-Hearted

R=Talented

I=Imaginative

E=Sexy

L=Funny

A=Hot

What's yours?

Type your name with your knuckles:totallystuckinthemiddle

Type your name with your nose:totallystuckinthemiddle

Type you name with you elbow:totallystuckinrghseeehnjuui(UGH!)

Copy and paste if you think you can do better.

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl)Pepper Lemon(Roshaun, Ronan) Second Daughter of Eve (Several, not telling.),Phish Tacko (Marty McFly, Klaus Baudelaire, Alex P. Keaton) Sugary Snicket (Danny Phantom/Fenton in my early FFN days, Durza, Dexter Morgan, Sirrus) FanofSnicket (Klaus Bauldalaire!!), MissVioletBaudelaire13(Peter Pevensi, Klaus Baudelaire, Duncan Quagmire, Quigley Quagmire), ChipmunksRule,My-Gourgeous-Ice-Blue-Eyes, BiggestChipetteFan (Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley, Simon Seville), ChipmunksChipettes4Ever (Simon Seville (I still do! :D)),totallystuckinthemiddle(not telling)

Friends and Best Friends:

Friend: Will help me when I'm lost.
Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass,stealing my map and giving me bad directions.

Friend: Will help me learn to drive.
Best Friend: Will help me push the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away.
Best Friend: Won't let me go away.

Friend: Will help me up when I fall down.
Best Friend: Will point and laugh cause she tripped me.

Friend: Will bail me out of jail.
Best Friend: Will be sitting beside me saying ''Dang we screwed up!''

Friend: Will go to a concert with me.
Best Friend: Will help me kidnap the band.

Friend: Call my parents ''Mr'' or ''Mrs''
Best Friend:Call my parents ''Mom'' or ''Dad''

Friend: Ask me for my number.
Best Friend: Ask me for her number.

Friend: Hides me from the cops.
Best Friend: Is probably the reason they are after me in the first place.

Friend: Lets me make an idiot out of myself in public.
Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

Friends: Fade.
Best Friends: Are FOREVER.

FRIENDS Lend you their umbrella.
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN GIRL RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS FRICKING AWESOME!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS:Will confort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS:Will go up to him and say 'its becuase your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter.
BEST FRIENDS:Will repost this crappp!

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Already have the shovel to berry the body of the person that made you cry.

FRIENDS: Will pass you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

Jeanette: Do I ever cross your mind?

Simon: No.

Jeanette: Do you like me?

Simon: Not Really.

Jeanette: Do you want me?

Simon: No.

Jeanette: Would you cry if I left?

Simon: No.

Jeanette: Would you live for me?

Simon: No.

Jeanette: Would you do anything for me?

Simon: No.

Jeanette: Choose me, or your life

Simon: My life.

Jeanette walks away, holding back sobs, and Simon runs after her and says...

"The reason why you never crossed my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I'll do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life."

Cute-ness :)

Copy and paste on your profile if you area true SIMONETTE FAN~

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Instructions: Put your ipod or music player on shuffle and the song that pops is the answer to each question.

1. How does the world see you?
Can't Be Tamed-Miley Cyrus

2. Will you have a happy life?
Riding Solo-Jason Derulo

3. What do people really think of you?
Leave(Get Out)-JoJo

4. Do people secretly lust after you?
Borderline/Open Your Heart-Glee Cast

5. How can you make others happy?
Your Love-Nikki Minaj

6. How can you make yourself happy?
Shawty Get Loose-Lil Mama

7. What should you do with your life?
Mickey-Bewitched

8. Will you ever have children?
Smooth Criminal-Michael Jackson

9. What is some good advice for you?
Girlfriend-Avril Lavinge

10. What do you think your current theme song is?
Me,Myself,& Time-Demi Lovato

11. What does everyone else think your current theme song is?
Single Ladies(Put A Ring On It)-The Chipettes

12. What song will play at your funeral?
Disappear-Selena Gomez

13. What type of men/women do you like?
Everytime We Touch-Cascada

14. What is your day going to be like?
Time Warp(RHPS!)-Glee Cast

15. Why are you here?
No Air-Glee Cast

16. What will people remember you for?
Dance Forever-Allstar Weekend

17. What song will you get stuck in your head tomorrow?
Come Down With Love-Allstar Weekend

18. Why are there people outside waiting to take you away?
S.O.S(Let The Music Play)-Jordin Sparks

19. What will this year be all about?
Listen-Glee Cast

20. If you reached the top of Mount Everest, you would scream:
Fireflies-Owl City

21. The next time you stand up in front of a group of people, you'll say:
OMG(Feat. will.i.am)-Usher

22. Your message to the world:
Radar-Britney Spears

23. Your deepest secret:
Move Along-The All-American Rejects

24. Your innermost desire:
Low(Feat. T-Pain)-Flo Rida

25. Your oldest memory makes you think:
Circus-Britney Spears

26. Somewhere in your wedding vows, you'll include:
Dynamite-Taio Cruz

27. When you wake up in the morning, you mutter:
Telephone-Glee Cast

28. Right now, your feelings are:
Cupid Shuffle-Cupid

29. The day you fall in love will be the day that:
Until You're Mine-Demi Lovato

30. You’d describe you best friend as:
Billionaire-Glee Cast

31. Your friends describe you as:
So What-The Chipettes

32. In an elevator you are most likely to yell:
Never Say Never(Feat. Jaden Smith)-Justin Bieber

33. Your philosophy in life is:
Smile-Lily Allen

34. Your farwell message to the readers of this:
Toxic-Britney Spears

"REMEMBER WHEN"

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HIGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was COOTIES?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMIES were your siblings
and RACE ISSUES were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

~QUOTES~

The Chipmunk Adventure

Dave: Now let's see... shirts, pants, overcoat, socks... am I forgetting anything?
Alvin: Me!
Dave: Alvin, we've been over this a million times!
Alvin: Please, Dave! I need a little culture in my life! The Eiffel Tower, the Sixteen Chapel, the Louvre in Rome!
Simon: The Louvre is in Paris, Alvin.
Alvin: You see? I don't even know where the Louvre is!

Simon: Did it have to be Miss Miller, Dave?

Miss Miller: David, are you drunk?

Dave: I'm just calling to see how everything is.
Miss Miller: Oh, everything is fine. It's quiet as a mouse around here.
Dave: Alvin's behaving himself?
Miss Miller: He is? Well, that's good.
Dave: Could I talk to the boys?
Miss Miller: Well, I don't see why not.
Dave: Is Alvin available?
Miss Miller: Available for what?
Dave: To talk?
Miss Miller: Well, how should I know?
Dave: Look, Miss Miller, I just called to see if everything was all right.
Miss Miller: Everything's fine, David.
Dave: Well, give the boys my love.
Miss Miller: Why don't you give them your love?
Dave: Well, are they available?
Miss Miller: Available for what?
Dave: Never mind. Nice talking to you, Miss Miller.
Miss Miller: You too, David. And David? Get some rest, will you?
(They both hang up)
Miss Miller: Oh, that poor man is losing his marbles.

Theodore: Simon? I feel kinda funny about tricking Miss Miller.
Simon: It's called "guilt," Theodore.

Jeanette: Simon, which route do you think we should take to Bermuda?
Simon: Well, if you insist on going, don't take the east-turning route. I heard on the news there's a hurricane coming in that direction.
Brittany: Thank you for your advice, Simon. (Drags Jeanette away)
Brittany: What a liar! He's getting as bad as Alvin!
Jeanette: But what if he's telling the truth, Brittany?
Brittany: Oh, Jeanette, don't be so naive. He's just saying that because our route is shorter, and he doesn't want us to win.

Simon: Alvin, land the balloon by the fountain.
(The balloon lands in a tree)
Simon: Like I said, "in the tree!"

(Eleanor and Jeanette have just rescued Brittany from drowning)
Eleanor: We thought you were a goner!
Brittany: Me too.
Eleanor: We would've been lost without you!
Brittany: I know.
Eleanor: Thank goodness you're all right! (Picks up the Theodore doll and kisses it)
Brittany: WHAT?!
Eleanor: Just kidding, Brit.

Simon: Have you guys been having any trouble along the way?
Jeanette: Well, there was this guy...
(Brittany slaps her mouth shut)
Brittany: We've had nothing but smooth sailing. And you?
Simon: Well, actually, I get the feeling...
(Alvin slaps his mouth shut)
Alvin: It's been a piece of cake. The only problem we have is crowd control. We're the hottest act in rock and roll. But you don't have that problem, do you?
Jeanette: No.
Brittany: Sure we do!
Alvin: (Laughs) No, you don't.
Brittany: All right, Mister Popularity! How much you want to bet we can out "rock and roll" you?
Simon: We've got to keep these two apart!

Theodore: (As Alvin drags him away) My couscous!

Eleanor: Excuse me, Sir, but uh, you wouldn't want to marry Brittany. You see, she's, well she's, very difficult.
Janette: And she's not very tidy.
Eleanor: And her cooking is atrocious!
Janette: And she spends money like a drunken sailor!
Eleanor: And... and when she doesn't get her way...
Brittany: That's enough, you guys!

Brittany: (Yawns) Jeanette, could you pass me something to eat?
Eleanor: Don't do it, Jeanette!
Brittany: Honestly, Eleanor. When it comes to food, you are really selfish.
(Opens the cooler and sees the baby penguin)
Brittany: A Penguin! You are going to eat this penguin?

Theodore: I don't know, they we're pretty nice to me.
Simon: Just send them a postcard, Theodore.

Alvin and the Chipmunks Meet the Wolfman

Simon: Theodore, since when don't you like avocadoes?
Theodore: Since Nathan's been stealing my lunch. He hates them.
Simon: Silly me. You wouldn't want to offend your attacker.

Alvin: There's something creepy about Mr. Talbot.
Simon: I'm sure he says the same thing about you.

Alvin: Shh... Simon. It's me, Alvin.
Simon: Glad to meet you. Now, can I go back to sleep?

Alvin: Mr. Talbot is a werewolf! And I'm not going to rest until I prove it.
Simon: And apparently, neither am I.
Alvin: Are you in, or... in?
Simon: Given those choices... I'm in.

Dave: So let me get this straight, all of this happened over a game of tic-tac-toe?
Alvin: Yeah, well... we're using the European rules. Gets awfully rough.

Brittany: Hello. What's that supposed to be?
Jeanette: Your.. uh... costume.
Brittany: Oh no no no. You are so off. I'm supposed to be a girl named Willa who cries a lot.
Jeanette: No. Uh-uh. You're a weeping willow, Brittany.
Brittany: Are you saying that I am a tree?
Jeanette: I'm afraid so, Brittany.

Brittney: Ok.. i'm like so confused, Theodore was always the sweet one.
Simon: What about me?
Brittney: You're the smart one.
Alvin: And me?
Brittney: You're the “other” one.

Alvin: I can't go to Mr. Talbot's, Dave! Tonight's the school play! Yeah, that's right! And I've got the most important part!
Simon: Oh, right! That's probably why they call it 'Dr. Jekyll And His Butler.'

Principal Milliken: I'm taking a less stressful job driving trucks full of nitroglycerin across rickety bridges in South America!

Alvin: Us? Wild?

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if you have ever laughed in a silent room because of something you heard yesterday CAPTIYP

if you have ever ran into a tree while running CAPTIYP

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if you have ever asked a random obvious question CAPTIYP

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if you wish 'someone' could be ran over by a bus CAPTIYP

if people call you a perfectionist and yet you post a chapter with a thousand mistakes in it CAPTIYP

if people think you are mentally insane...and you agree CAPTIYP

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if you hate slash stories CAPTIYP

if you think Danny and Sam were made for each other CAPTIYP

if you have ever jumped off a building in hopes that when you get to the hosiptle Carlisle will be there to take care of you CAPTIYP

if you have ever tripped over air CAPTIYP

You know you live in 2009 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave

2.)You haven't played solitare with real cards for years (or never have played it with cards)

3.)The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screename or MySpace

4.)You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.)Your boss dosen't even have the ability to do your job.

7.)As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.)As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.)You were to busy to notice number 5

10.)You scrolled back to see if there was a number 5

11.)Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.)Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

15 Things to do when your in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. ( I love this one! )

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!

15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _"
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . nough said
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . . (omg tragity it rained sheep before the faithfull day this show came on)
When light up trainers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When gameboy was a brick.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

Let's do the time warp again. And again and again and again.

Admitting that you're weird means you're normal. Saying that you're normal is odd. If you admit that you're weird and like it, copy and paste this into your profile

If Phineas and Ferb is the only good cartoon out there these days, copy this into your profile

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever had a random crush on a cartoon character, copy this onto your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!!

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you completely hate Nick for ending production on Danny Phantom, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're against racism, prejuice, discrimination, or even stereotype, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. 80 of the talking you do today will be to yourself.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this to make it longer.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever accidentally walked into a wall, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're weird and you're proud of it post this into your profile!!

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you read your own stories or profile just for the heck of it, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ever copied something to your profile, copy this into your profile. Now add your name: krazykookiegirl, J'Bates-Forever, Fizzy Starburst, peaceluvandchipetteslolz,totallystuckinthemiddle

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, And you do so at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have a profile, paste this on your profile

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Of course I'm talking to myself! Who else can I trust!

If you dream of the chipmunks or try your hardest to dream of them each night copy and paste into your profile
If you compare every person, inanimate object, house, or ANYTHING to the chipmunks/ettes copy and paste into your profile
If someone has ever told you your weird and you reply "what was your first clue"

Even if the voices aren't real... they have some good ideas.

I haven't failed, I've found 1,000 ways that won't work!

The greatest love quotes I have found on peoples profiles!!!!

We were given: Two hands to hold, two legs to walk, two eyes to see, two ears to listen, but why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else, for us to find.

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

I sought for love, but love ran away from me. I sought my soul, but my soul I could not see. Then I sought you, and found all three.

When you're down I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I'll be willing to lie right down next to you.

"Don't worry that you're not strong enough before you begin. It is in the journey that God makes you strong."

Love knows no reason, love knows no no lies. Love defies all reason, love has no eyes. But love is not blind, love sees, but doesn't mind.

Sometimes you make me so mad, I wanna throw you in the middle of on going traffic, but then I realize I would probably kill myself trying to save you.

To the world you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world.

If you're too afraid to fall, you'll never meet the special person who was meant to catch you.

The greatest thing ever learned is just to love and be loved in return.

If you loved any of these quotes copy and paste it to your profile!!!!

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

That's my profile!It's REALLYYYYYYY long,but I'ma still make you read it.LOLz!If you want to know,I'm half-Mexican,not racist,in the band(I play the saxophone:)),a cheerleader,in a band(The Heartbreakers),and I believe in God.My fav song is Lovesick by Emily Osment.That's an insane coinsidence because one of my best friends' name is Emily!My other best friends are Katelyn,Skylar,Jennifer,Devan,Adrianna,Kristen,Kayleigh,Bailey,Bailee,Caine,Hunter...Just to name a few!So bye!If you want to,check my stories down there!--

You see a chipmunk on the side of the road and try to decide if he looks more like Alvin, Simon, or Theodore

When your younger sibling does something you don't like, you have the urge to yell "AAALLL-VVVIIINNN!!"

Every person you see gets compared with a chipmunk or chipette whether they like it or not

You have dreams in which the chipmunks frequently appear

You can describe every episode of Alvin and the Chipmunks in full detail, as well as every movie and special

You've imagined yourself meeting the Chipmunks and/or Chipettes

You randomly say lines from Chipmunks episodes

You could tell anyone that according to the movie website, Simon's semi-autobiographical book is entitled "Who Moved My Nuts"

You're trying to convince your friends you are not, in fact, crazy, and that 'crazy' is Alvin going around the world, or Clyde Crashcup inventing already-invented things, or Miss Miller... being herself.

YOU WANT SPLOOSH!!

You want every episode on DVD!

You copy and paste this into your profile

You add things to it when you copy and paste this into your profile.

Now the number one sign that you are indeed Chipmunk Obbsessed is that you form a group and call it the Chipmunk Club. And when your around non memebers, you call it the SMS.

Secret, Munk, Society. (Hey, that is so weird! I actually go to a school that has the initials SMS. People at school will be so confused!)

And you are chipmunk obbsessed if you add a bit of you in your chipmunk fanfictions.

When you add a reason to tell how you know your obsessed with Alvin and the Chipmunks, put your username under it.

You want to get all people who love the Chipmunks and Chipettes on Fanfiction together so you can work and protest to get the AATC episodes back on air including the "lost" episode of Sploosh!
~ChipmunksChipettes4Ever

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If you read your own stories or profile just for the heck of it, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ever copied something to your profile, copy this into your profile. Now add your name: krazykookiegirl, J'Bates-Forever, ChipmunksChipettes4Ever,totallystuckinthemiddle

Just because we eat animals doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ect., copy this into your profile!

If you read this, copy this into your profile.

If you want to, copy this into your profile.

I like cheese. I've seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese? Or when two foot are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. Some people call me crazy, but I'm just random. If you are random and proud of it, copy this onto your profile

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. Now add your name so we can see how many times this will be copied and pasted:krazykookiegirl, J'Bates-Forever, ChipmunksChipettes4Ever,totallystuckinthemiddle

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever had a random crush on a cartoon character, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, And you do so at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile

If you have a profile, paste this on your profile

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

Love your enemies! It really pisses them off

To put it nicely, I hope you choke.

Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot.

There are A LOT of people who write stories here on Fanfiction.net...If you are one of the very few that know that 'realize' is spelled with a 'z' and not an 's', copy and paste this onto your profile. Now add your name so we can see how many people DO know: krazykookiegirl (I was the one that made this up in the first place. I'm sickk of reading stories that always spell it with an 's'. it bugs me.) C'mon! add your name to the list!: krazykookiegirl, J'Bates-Forever, ChipmunksChipettes4Ever,totallystuckinthemiddle

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

When life gives you lemons,make apple juice,then laugh while people try to figure out what the hell you did.



It doesnt matter whether the glass is half empty or half full,just drink it and get it over with.

This world is full of crazy people.THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER!!

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

Parents spend the first parts of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

A Lesson About Sterotypes

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be irritating and annoying.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I am an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD.