In 1985 Cassiopeia Black found the alleged 'Harry Potter', only to find him to actually be the son of Sirius Black and Ceres Malfoy, how will this change the story with the intrusion of families Malfoy and Black?

AU from first book. Alice prepares Bella for being turned by Irina... finally. Implied femslash.

This Christmas, everything would be washed in light and bright. Everything on the outside would glitter until she could remember how to shine for herself.

The odds were stacked against him: a child from a blended home with no friends, no social skills to speak of, and a terrible secret. Yet slowly Remus Lupin began to discover there was a place for him in the world, if he could find the courage to claim it.

(TRADUCCIÓN) Hermione Granger, llegando a sus treinta años, es propensa a los accidentes y desafortunadamente soltera. Una noche piensa que sería chistoso (Y completamente masoquista) Recordar sus falladas relaciones. Desde perder su virginidad en un armario de escobas a arruinar la boda de su mejor amigo, lo ha hecho todo. Fic by Craft Rose.

Hermione Granger is edging thirty, accident prone and haplessly single. One night, she decides it would be humourous (and hilariously masochistic) to timeline her failed relationships in a memoir. From losing her v-card in a broom closet, to hooking up in a public loo, to ruining her best friend's wedding - she's done it all. (UNDERGOING REVISION 05/08/2015)