Hey everyone I'm now on A03 under the same name! I just don't like the thought of being associated with a website that purges fanfiction that has warning labels aplenty because some people are too busy being pearl-clutching tards! I'll be uploading everything I can there from now on!

Stolen from Misfit Minion: JUST AS A GENERAL WARNING TO ALL WHO MAY STUMBLE ONTO MY PAGE: I TEND TO WRITE A TON OF REALLY GAY SHIT, SO IF THAT'S NOT YOUR THING...GTFO, NAO!

About My Fanfiction: For just about all of my stories I'll be writing them in my own universe. My own ideas, canon facts (that I like or are useful), and even fanon (with permission of course!) will be used. I'm more than certain I'm not the only author that does this. Still, I figured I'd let everyone know about that right now. I recently just stopped the anonymous reviews from people again because I want to talk to you! I like to be able to talk with my reviewers. If you're here from Gaia then just say what your name is so we can chat!

Drawing My Characters/Scenes: Just don't.

Story Related Stuff:

The Burden Series 2/100 Transformers - Updated irregularly and whenever I feel like it.

The Spiral Falling Conker - Probably on a permanent hiatus. (I'll start working on this again with the help of Misfit Minion as my co-author at some point.)

Title In Progress (Thinking of naming this series That Dark but I'm not sure) Multi-series crossover - I don't know what's possessed me to have so many different series in one fanfiction but it's happened and I can't stop myself. I rag on people for this. My only defense seems to be that it's well written. I'm going to go hide under a rock, in a cave, under the ocean now. Update!: Chapter Three/Final Chapter 65/100

Pokémon Fanfic 100 Challenge 5/100 Pokémon - I'll think of a better name for this but I'm thinking that that'll happen after I'm done with the whole shebang. This series will involve mostly original characters because I can't keep canon characters to their original personalities. I'm terrible at it. To those of you who read Wyrm: It's back. With sequels! If you see any mistakes then please PM me with where they're at. I'll appreciate it more than you know. If you know of a beta that might be interested in working with me then please say so!

Oh yeah: I DON'T OWN ANYTHING EXCEPT FOR ORIGINAL CHARACTERS, IDEAS, ETC. Anything that rings a bell is probably canon and as such does not belong to me. Please do not sue me. I have nothing but a three pound mutt dog, a crapped out laptop, a virus-ridden desktop, and some CDs that you can get from anywhere in much better condition.

BTW: I forgot to mention that I love Ganondorf-centric fics that focus on fleshing out his character. Seriously, he's my favorite villain and most people don't do him justice.

BLACKLIST: The Boy Next Door, for stealing this alternate Pokémon timeline and claiming it as his own. I don't like idea thieves like that asshole clearly is.

Homophones:

there - Go over there.

their - Their story sucks.

they're - They're going to kick you.

which - I don't know which color to pick.

witch - You are such a witch.

it's - It's getting late.

its - The car lost its left rear wheel.

lose - I'm going to lose my temper.

loose - These pants are loose.

your - Your car is in reverse.

you're - You're an idiot.

affect - This will affect production.

effect - What are the effects of overeating.

altar – The lamb was slaughtered on an altar.

alter – These pants need to be altered.

Pick up a fucking dictionary you dumb twats.

GENERAL DISCLAIMER FOR ALL STORIES SHOULD I FORGET TO PUT ONE: Look, I don't own shit if it's in popular media of any kind. If you find that it's unfamiliar then a quick Google search will probably reveal the actual owner. However if that doesn't work then there's a chance that it's an original character or idea that I'm throwing into the mix. I'm writing for fun and for practice so don't get your panties in a knot okay?