Greetings and salutations, Humans of Earth! My name is Thomas Holmes the Second, Jedi Padawan, Sonic the Hedgehog's biggest fan, best friend and chronicler, speaking to you live from Mobius. I tell these stories to the general public in a similar way to Lemony Snicket, author of A Series of Unfortunate Events. My main priority is to write down the adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog and his friends. Some of you may, no doubt, have read the Archie Comics and Fleetway Comics and most of you have played the games, which are great, of course, but my stories take the world of Sonic the Hedgehog to a whole new level!

Now, I think I should tell you about myself:

Thomas Christopher 'Tommy' Holmes the Second

Date of birth: 31st July 3394 MA (13,994 AD)

Species: Mobian/Cat

Nationality: Mercian

Religion: Christian

Occupation: Sonic's Personal Chronicler, biggest fan, best friend

Family:

Robert Holmes (brother)
Sophia Holmes (sister)
Thomas Holmes Senior (father)†
Mary Smith (mother)†
Sherringford and Mary Holmes (paternal grandparents)†
Douglas and Ruby Smith (maternal grandparents)†
Norman Smith (maternal uncle)†
Sherlock Holmes (second cousin once removed)
Mycroft Holmes (second cousin once removed)

Likes: Beatrice, my friends and family, reading and writing, helping others, science, making things

Dislikes: Robotnik and his minions, bullying, doing wrong, upsetting people, worrying, feeling alone

Physical appearance:

I am a azure cat; tall for my age and skinny. I have redish markings on my skin on various parts of my body. My left ear is bent from where a bully called Dirk Roswell tried to rip it off. I have blond hair, which doesn't really go well with my fur. Lack of care and the constant wearing of my hat has caused my hair to develop a messy unkempt style that no amount of wetting or combing can flatter. I have deep blue eyes, which are slightly concealed behind my thick glasses, as my eyesight is very poor. My eyebrows are very thick and seem to form a monobrow.

My attire comprises of a white t-shirt with blue sleeves, a red vest, red shorts, blue trainers and blue and white gloves. I wear a blue and red cape that falls down to my knees. I wear a hat which is like a combination of a cap and a pilot's hat, complete with goggles above the peak; my lucky hat. There is a pacifist symbol on the cap. I also wear a necklace that has both the Star of David and the Crucifix on it. It once belonged to my mother.

Personality:

Friends:

Prince Sonic Hedgehog (best and closest friend, surrogate brother, mentor)

Prince Manic Hedgehog

Princess Sonia Hedgehog

Miles 'Tails' Prower (best friend)

Princess Sally Acorn

Rotor Walrus

Bunnie Rabbot-D'Coolette

Antoine D'Coolette

Knuckles

Amy Rose

Vanilla Rabbit

Cream Rabbit(brotherly-sisterly bond)

Abilities:

Cat reflexes

Shape-shifting

Cat-Eyes Hypnosis, as I call it

Invisibility

Laser vision

Night vision

According to Jeremy Lannigan, 98% of people don't stand up for God. Remember this Biblical phrase by Jesus:

"If you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny you in front of My Father and the Glory of Heaven."

If you believe and have faith, paste this onto your profiles, my fellow Christians.

There is also this phrase; possibly the most important phrase in the gospels; John chapter 3; verse 16:

"For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him shall perish not but have eternal life."

May faith guide those who believe into pasting this onto thy profiles.

Now, here's some of my opinions.

Couples I love:

Sonic x Sally: those two were made for each other; the prefect couple; my favourite by far, no doubt about it.

Spyro x Cynder: my second most favourite couple.

Tails x Cosmo: It's sad that Tails had to kill her in order to defeat the Metarex.

Antione x Bunnie: Ils étaient faits l'un pour l'autre!

Silver x Blaze: What can I say?

Thomas (the Tank Engine; not me) x Lady

Ratchet x Angela: I like Talwyn but I prefer Angela

Bugs x Lola

WALL-E x EVE: Oh yeah!

Anakin x Padme: I may not like what Anakin does as Vader, but I do feel sorry for him.

Couples I like:

Obi-Wan x Satine: God taught us to love; without love, we're worth nothing.

Han x Leia

9 x 7

Shadow x Rouge: It works

Shadow x Maria (as a hedgehog): Generally, I don't often condon the idea of resurrection, as of recently, but something about Maria makes me kinda like the idea of her returning as a hedgehog and being in love with Shadow.

Couples I'm good with:

Violet x Quigley

Klaus x Fiona

Lemony x Beatrice: Poor Lemony

Couples I don't support:

Sonic x Amy: I just don't see it working at all.

Any yaoi or yuri: I'm not into gay couples (but I'm not homophobic)

Knuckles x Rouge

Antoine x Sally

Ratchet x Sasha or Ratchet x Talwyn: Nah, not really

Rotor x Bunnie

Sally x Khan

Spyro x Ember: Not really

So long, child, I'm on my way

And after all, is done, after all is done
Don't be down, it's all in the past
Though you may be afraid

So long child, it's all gone dark
And I've never felt the sun
I dread to think of when
When the wind blows

That story was so sad but very symbolic. Let us always remember just how terrible a nuclear attack can be from that story! No more nuclear bombs! They can destroy the world!

Here's more of my favourite songs:

Dancing Queen: ABBA

Witch Doctor

No Matter What, by Boyzone

Vindaloo

The Touch, by Stan Bush

World In Union: One of my favourite; symbolises my dream on world peace, which is what God wants.

Here's some of my favourite writer:

Roald Dahl

Ian Flynn

Eoin Colfer

Lemony Snicket

Herge

Raymond Briggs

How about some of my preferences, hey?

If you think Sally and the other Archie and SatAM characters should be in the games, copy and paste.

If you know that Elijah Wood would be welcome into your house any day, any time, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like 4 from 9 as a girl, copy and paste.

If you like my idea of bringing many universes together, guess what... copy and paste.

If you think we can all live in harmony... well you know what to do.

For those 9 fans who read my profile, here's my description for each of the stitchpunks:

1, the cowardly protector, sly and stubborn

2, the elderly inventor, kind and creative

3 and 4, the childish scholars, mute and inquisitive

5, the meek healer, shy and lovable

6, the visionary artist, wild and forebearing

7, the independent warrior, rebellious and beautiful

8, the bullying bodyguard, cheeky and brawny

9, the heroic humanity, curious and courageous

Towns burning to the ground

Beautiful landscapes turned to desolate wasteland

People held against their will

Blood, bodies everywhere

People dying

Smelly, murky trenches, mud full of dead bodies

People freezing to death in winter

Planes blown out to the sky

Ships sunk at sea

Lost loved ones

Families torn apart

Lives ruined

Millions of lives lost, chances gone with the winds, men and women who could been great people lost, because of war, because we can't all coexist.

Don't let this happen to you. War is a waste of young life and tears families and friends in death and conflict.

If you agree with me, paste this to your profile in the hope that one day, we can all live in harmony.

There's a dream I feel
So rare, so real
All the world in union
The world as one

Gathering together
One mind, one heart
Every creed, every colour
Once joined, never apart

Searching for the best in me
I will find what I can be
If I win, lose or draw
There's a winner in us all

It's the world in union
The world as one
As we climb to reach our destiny
A new age has begun