4geteddyiwantEMMETThide bio
 Author has written 2 stories for Twilight. H i LOVE!! twilight my room has way to many twilight posters! and my dream is to marry kellan lutz (emmett)or mike welch (mike newton) or seth clearwater. and for all my best friends out there team billy or team chief swan! grr.. i said for my friends! im definetly team emmett I dont like jacob but taylor lautner will do bsides the twilight series i love the luxe for example rosalie will be elizabeth will, will be some other guy (emmett s already occupied) diana not to bragg but wil be me the the wonderful henry shoonmaker will be robert pattnson his father carlisle isabell (step mother) esme carolina will be alice jasper linas bf teddy cutting emmett and last but not least bella will be penelope! |
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My Lover Bear by CullenBoyzAreMyLifeNow reviews
when Jasper is Bella's brother and they move into a house with Alice and Emmett who are also brother and sister.... let's just say, nock before entering. but if there's a tie on the door dont bother at all.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,947 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 8/21 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Bella, Emmett
The Emotionless Shadow by DespiteTheVoid reviews
Renesmee Cullen, almost fully grown, decides to escape from everything she knows and flees to the one place her parents wont expect, where she meets the most unlikely person she'd ever come to love. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 305,092 - Reviews: 1052 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Alec, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Cullen Wife Swap by BMC1984 reviews
What happens when Emmett and Jasper sign the Cullen's up for wife swap. How will Esme deal with being with a new family? How will the Cullen's deal with a Human living in the house? Post Breaking Dawn Includes Nessie, Jacob, Edward Bella, normal pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 57 - Words: 82,417 - Reviews: 1503 - Favs: 975 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
The Bear and the Bunny Rabbit by emeralda violeta reviews
i've taken twilight and i've switched two characters. instead of edward being the single cullen who falls in love with bella, emmett does. give it a shot, my friends liked it. this is for all you emmett fans. it will be funny and different from twilight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,325 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Bella, Emmett
Crazy Cullen Sex Talk by Love Is Courage Baby reviews
It all starts off as a harmless sexual education video... But that starts everything off. Blood flavoured condoms? Emmett a male prostitute? Alice and Jasper having sex in Edward's car? Lots of crazy, funny stuff starts to happen.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,143 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Emmett, Carlisle
Funny Logic, Rosalie Jokes by JasperSaysCalmDown reviews
An assortment of really wierd junk. Some rosalie jokes. Just give it a chance Guys.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Rosalie - Complete
All Hail the Princess of Volterra by aliceistiny reviews
Summary inside. Rated M for later chapters, including a fail lemon. AlecOC. Warning: characters are OOC. Mostly canon couples. Post Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,612 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Alec
Emmett's 16 fun things to do in an elevator! by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
Emmett discovers a list so magical, he beleives it was created by unicorns! He must complete this list! 16 days, 16 fun things to do in an elevator. What could go wrong?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 31 - Words: 31,469 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 5/5/2010 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Cullen IMing by lunar-eclipse95 reviews
Yes I know that practically everyone has done this but I couldn't resist. Set after Breaking Dawn. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 16,765 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
Teacher's Pet by Dizzygrl28 reviews
Carlisle re-thinks his teaching job when a new student walks into his class. Carlisle/Bella. Continued from the originally written one-shot entry to Kittenmischief's H.B contest. CONTAINS LEMONS! AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 62,603 - Reviews: 661 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 672 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Bella, Carlisle
The Bicycle and Emmett by Jaq's-Out-Punching-Werewolves reviews
It's christmas time at the Cullen house and this year Nessie gets a bike, so what dose Emmett do to it? Will have a bit of We Have to Get Ang, It's Very Important. it's rated T but it is M in some chapters, but no lemons, just some of emmett's punishments
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 26,997 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Emmett, Renesmee C./Nessie
Emmett becomes a Pirate by superduperme reviews
Emmett goes and sees a movie about pirates and decides to become one. Since everyone else is gone Jasper is stuck trying to help him fulfill his "dream".
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Emmett, Jasper
Emmett Buys a Puppy by maggiekb reviews
Emmett Cullen decides to buy a puppy. The adventures that could only take place with a family like the Cullen family. Takes place five years after Breaking Dawn. Includes all main characters and all usual pairings. Please read and review. Now complete.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 87,637 - Reviews: 1109 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Cullens Behaving Badly by bizzabel reviews
A week of chaos when poor little human Bella acidentaly persuades Esme and Carlilse to go away for some R&R. All hell brakes loose; banned games, dares, forbidden kisses, lots of laughs, secrets, 'quality bonding' and worse... story beats summary! xo
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 39,830 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Taking Chances by muggleinlove reviews
Bella is a medical student at Stanford who is instantly attracted to her professor, Carlisle Cullen. Carlisle lives his life from day to day without really experiencing it. He is consumed by work and his love for his dead wife, Esme. Can the two work out?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 101,445 - Reviews: 2916 - Favs: 1,572 - Follows: 918 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Love in the Mirror Room by forbiddenkisses reviews
What if, on that fateful day in the ballet studio, James and Bella had realized they were intrigued by and attracted to one another? Is it Stockholm or destiny? What would Edward do if he could find no traces of either of them when he got to the studio?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 77,966 - Reviews: 969 - Favs: 1,301 - Follows: 520 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Bella, James - Complete
Twilight Chatroom Survival by 4everdominicana reviews
Things are now about to get a little freaky. Emmett and Bella make a bet, who can last the longest on a chatroom? The rest of the family joins in. Some unexpected people decide to join, and suprise guests. Who could they be? Lets find out!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,808 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Bella, Emmett
Fun Times by insertwickedpennamehere reviews
Uncle Em, what's sex?" Nessie and Emmett spend some time together, and the results are interesting.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Emmett - Complete
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Emmett messin with eddy's mind! reviews
see the average day when emmett cullen and jasper and edward are left alone.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/13/2009 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Emmett