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 Yo! I'm a weird, bubbly, shy, outgoing, nerdy, and dark person who tends to contradict herself a lot I like anime, manga, writing, reading, going on walks, hanging with my friends (imaginary and otherwise), and practicing the art of weirdness. I don't like crowds of people, people who pick on my friends, skirts, dresses, coconuts and school My favourite anime/manga are Naruto, Kuroshitsuji, Death Note, Fairy Tail, Soul Eater and SAO My favourite books are Percy Jackson, Harry Potter, The Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, and The Hunger Games. If you add 10 to 100 then divide by 10, times 2, minus 7, and divide by 3 you may or may not have half my age. I am a female who has a lot of crazy friends who do not all: 1. Attend the same school as me 2. Live in the same town as me 3. Live in the same country as me 4. Live in the same continent as me 5. Live in the same hemisphere as me 6. Live in the same world as me It's nice to meet you. D* put this R* on your E* page if you A* prefer your M* imagination S* over reality A person can not die from this world or any other until they are forgotten! u say English, we say Japanese |
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Guardian Angel of Trouble Twins by DianaMoth reviews
Reincarnating as a crow was nicer than you would think... until the Trouble Twins found the summoning scroll for the Karasu. Then they grew on her and she had to save their lives. How annoying. They better gave her lots of almonds or she'll elope with the ninken summoner! - Uchiha Massacre Fix-it
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 42,101 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 3,399 - Follows: 2,544 - Updated: 7/22 - Published: 4/22/2016 - Itachi U., Kakashi H., Shisui U., OC
Uchibi Sasuke by Laryna6 reviews
Crackfic, AU. The Third Hokage granted Uchiha Itachi's request to spare the Uchiha children, only to realize too late that they were all horrible devil children. Literally. Which may be why Naruto fits right in with the rest of the little monsters Sasuke's too busy raising to brood.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 58 - Words: 109,423 - Reviews: 1573 - Favs: 2,281 - Follows: 2,153 - Updated: 10/17/2018 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Hinata H.
Incident Report by MoonClaimed reviews
Whoever decided it was a good idea to leave Naruto alone with three twelve year olds for a YEAR should be stabbed. Repeatedly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,425 - Reviews: 1060 - Favs: 4,151 - Follows: 4,132 - Updated: 6/4/2018 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Naruto U.
Son of the Sea God by Sassenach082 reviews
Zeus kills Sally Jackson with his master bolt when Percy is six months old, drastically changing Percy's life and the course of his future. AU.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 72,921 - Reviews: 5398 - Favs: 10,189 - Follows: 11,059 - Updated: 2/17/2018 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Percy J., Poseidon, Triton, Amphitrite
About as Romantic as a Pair of Handcuffs by black.k.kat reviews
Kakashi never should have styled his need for grunt work as an opportunity for his students to better their grades. Then again, he hadn't thought a simple expedition in Ame would end with them facing off against a bunch of mobsters with an unfortunate taste for archaeology, mystical artifacts, and ominous old legends.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,178 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/21/2017 - [Kakashi H., Yamato] [Obito U., Kisame H.] - Complete
First Try: Team Tetsuo by Lucillia reviews
Kakashi was a bit late to fill out a bit of paperwork, and Tetsuo manages to keep Naruto as his student and gain that year's Rookie of the Year and Top Kunoichi. With what he sees as a potential dream team, or at least one that won't drag Naruto down, he decides to prepare them for the Winter Chunin Exams that are coming up in two months. Diverges from First Try Chapter 11.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 91,014 - Reviews: 1471 - Favs: 2,974 - Follows: 3,277 - Updated: 2/22/2017 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H.
my bones are shifting in my skin by black.k.kat reviews
Morality and logical limits are not Orochimaru's strong point, even as a loyal Konoha shinobi. Thankfully, it seems that parenting actually is.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,063 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 1,030 - Follows: 904 - Updated: 11/30/2016 - Published: 9/12/2016 - [Orochimaru, Sakumo H.] Kakashi H., Mitsuki
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,689 - Reviews: 7029 - Favs: 13,801 - Follows: 11,274 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter: Junior Inquisitor by sprinter1988 reviews
Before the start of fifth year Dumbledore changes the plans. Unfortunately he didn't bother to inform Harry. At his trial, Harry realises that it is down to him to save his own skin. To do so his Slytherin side must come out to play, and once it's out it sticks around turning life at Hogwarts on its head. Warnings: EvilDumbles, SheepOrder/Staff, GoodGuysDontGetEverythingTheirWay
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 218,697 - Reviews: 8545 - Favs: 14,044 - Follows: 17,368 - Updated: 8/20/2016 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Harry P., Susan B., Hannah A., Amelia B.
The Best Laid Plans of Mice and Men by Lucillia reviews
When Naruto decides to skip past the Kage Bunshin and picks another jutsu to learn from the Forbidden Scroll, Madara - who'd dearly love to kill the brat - is left scrambling to salvage his plans.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,537 - Reviews: 1066 - Favs: 4,266 - Follows: 4,470 - Updated: 6/20/2016 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Naruto U., Madara U.
As Is the Sea Marvelous by black.k.kat reviews
COMPLETE. Tobirama is willing to give absolutely anything for Hashirama and his dream.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 62,480 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 1,595 - Follows: 841 - Updated: 5/31/2016 - Published: 11/21/2015 - [Tobirama S., Madara U.] [Izuna U., Tōka S.] - Complete
Breathe In by black.k.kat reviews
Part 9 of the Criminals 'verse. This is sheer madness. Sasori is impatient and aloof and cold, with a tendency to get lost in his woodworking and a history of criminal activity that would make any sane person faint. There is nothing in that equation that suggests assigning him three traumatized, grieving children will be anything short of a complete disaster.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,510 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 56 - Published: 4/28/2016 - Sasuke U., Sasori, Obito U. - Complete
Team 7's Ascension: Blood Wings by Eilyfe reviews
In unity lies strength; each leaf is important or the beauty of the tree is lost. Some bonds, however, are difficult to forge and even harder to keep. The tide of blood nears, drums thunder, and three Genin stand tall as the world spirals into madness. [AU]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 205,713 - Reviews: 2170 - Favs: 6,733 - Follows: 4,903 - Updated: 3/8/2016 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
I didn't sign up for this by erimies reviews
Time travel, the ultimate hoax to cheat in life and turn bad odds to your advantage. Or, it would be if Naruto had any idea what he was doing. Trying to save lives he holds dear, he somehow ended up as an international S-class criminal with a flee-on-sight order. Oops.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,185 - Reviews: 1338 - Favs: 6,692 - Follows: 7,691 - Updated: 12/5/2015 - Published: 8/14/2014 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Hakumei: Kakumei by Pryotra reviews
Sequel to Hakumei: It has been three years since the Chuunin Exam War. Now a new mission, separating Hakumei, and the mysterious Akatsuki, who contain old enemies and new ones, will test their friendships and force the team to end what started so very long ago.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,718 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 937 - Published: 8/19/2015
We're NOT Going Through This Again! by Lucillia reviews
What might've happened if Sasuke and Naruto found out about a certain "rebirth" a few years earlier.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 950 - Follows: 352 - Published: 8/9/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Many Harry Potters of Little Hangleton by VivyPotter reviews
Also known as 'Harry and Voldemort Explore Fanfiction Tropes Together'. Different Harry Potters visit Little Hangleton, and Voldemort's the only one with much sense around here. I almost feel sorry for him. Includes Slytherin!Harry, Fem!Harry, Plothole!Harry, Flamboyant!Harry, Joker!Harry, Dark!Harry and more.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 112 - Words: 64,654 - Reviews: 2872 - Favs: 1,888 - Follows: 1,182 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 5/11/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort, Peter P. - Complete
How to Think Without Thinking by sparrowette reviews
Reacting swiftly in odd situations is something Naruto has always been good at. But now Akatsuki is finally making a move, Naruto has a promise to keep and a promotion to earn, Karin insist he start procreating preferably yesterday and Jiraiya has left him alone again. You would think the Sannin would have learned something from the first time he did just that.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,999 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 3,118 - Follows: 3,503 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 12/29/2013
Consequences Are For Lesser Mortals by Sarah1281 reviews
After it's all over, Sakura isn't sure why they're even bothering to pretend that they need to decide Sasuke's fate. Everyone knows that they've been planning to just ignore everything he's done since he left Konoha years ago and she honestly can't see a little thing like, oh, every little act of high treason Sasuke's committed since then changing any of that.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,537 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 114 - Published: 11/11/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Do Over by Kyogre reviews
Naruto and Kurama accidentally end up in the past, on the day of Naruto's birth, and are forced to live their lives all over again. They make the best of it, to everyone else's extreme confusion. (Alive Minato and Kushina, humor.)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,823 - Reviews: 1510 - Favs: 10,522 - Follows: 4,744 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 8/27/2014 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kyuubi/Kurama, Kushina U. - Complete
Do You Know Them? by soullessauthor reviews
Outside looks of the seven through the eyes of mortals. Read as our favorite characters live through some events that follow the war. Shameless fluff and adorableness, read at your own risk.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,372 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 9/14/2014 - Published: 2/22/2014
In Which The Naruto Cast Goes to Forks by Echoing Mist reviews
Watch as the Naruto cast utterly destroys the Twilight: Eclipse plotline!(Both accidentally and intentionally.) A maybe Crack!fic, Slightly A.U. I'm still not quite sure if this is Angst. BEING REWRITTEN! This used to have a longer summary, but I erased it.
Crossover - Naruto & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,409 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/23/2014 - Published: 7/29/2014
They Say We Are by iguessso12 reviews
What's the first thing people should do when something potentially scarring occurs in their lives? Find a support group. But for our favorite ex-death game players already had each other. And years after the incident, they reminisce about emotional baggage and shrinks that haven't been quite as necessary as everyone thought. One-shot analysis fic.
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,348 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/2/2014 - Kirito/Kazuto K., Asuna/Asuna Y., Klein/Ryoutarou T., Silica/Keiko A. - Complete
Faery Heroes by Silently Watches reviews
Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith". Harry, Hermione, and Luna get a chance to travel back in time and prevent the hell that England became under Voldemort's rule, and maybe line their pockets while they're at it. Lunar Harmony; plenty of innuendo, dark humor, some bashing included; manipulative!Dumbles; jerk!Snape; bad!Molly, Ron, Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 245,545 - Reviews: 6192 - Favs: 11,445 - Follows: 7,915 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 6/19/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
No Way In Hell by Lucillia reviews
After Kakashi inadvertently slips up, Sasuke and Sakura discover who Naruto's parents were. Sasuke refuses to believe that Naruto is the son of the Fourth Hokage despite all of the evidence he gathers that points to that fact.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,121 - Reviews: 1158 - Favs: 4,549 - Follows: 2,414 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Your Fault by Sarah1281 reviews
In the afterlife, a few of the most likely suspects try to figure out which one of them was the most responsible for the myriad of problems facing the ninja world.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,601 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 995 - Follows: 273 - Published: 4/15/2014 - Obito U., Madara U., Tobirama S., Danzō S. - Complete
Naruto Shippuuden: Botsuraku by MaxFic reviews
Sequel to Naruto: Shinobi Institute of Performance Analysis. Botsuraku... Downfall... The Villages have a purpose now, joined together by Akatsuki's war game can they come together and do what's necessary. One year to prepare and then open season begins. The question remains, who's downfall will come first.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,127 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 3,105 - Follows: 3,860 - Updated: 2/22/2014 - Published: 1/23/2014 - Naruto U., Karin U., Fū
Naruto: Shinobi Institute of Performance Analysis by MaxFic reviews
Not every idea Orochimaru ever had was bad. When one of his mothballed programs gets refreshed by the Third how will the world change for Team 7 when they are given brutally honest evaluations of their skills, personalities and potentials. With this knowledge laid bare before them and their Sensei what do they do and how to they grow. STRAIGHT/NON-YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 174,523 - Reviews: 3066 - Favs: 7,893 - Follows: 5,035 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Naruto U., Karin U., Fū - Complete
Fallen here to grace by black.k.kat reviews
Genma is a very good assassin. He takes a job, takes a life, comes home, repeats. Then one day a stray genin shows up on his doorstep. And then another. Lonely assassin? Not so much. Try resident shinobi den mother. [In which Genma is a (very manly) mother hen, his apartment attracts strays, and all of his (bastard) friends are quite amused.] RaiGen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,608 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 1,226 - Follows: 259 - Published: 1/22/2014 - Iruka U., Genma S., Kotetsu H., Izumo K. - Complete
How to Win Friends, Influence People by sparrowette reviews
And Start Your Very Own Secret Ninja Organization. Three months into Naruto's training trip Jiraiya must leave him behind to go to check on a situation in Iwa, leaving Naruto to his own devices. Naruto thinks everything he did makes perfect sense, Kiri thinks he is a cult leader and Tsunade thinks she doesn't get paid enough to deal with this. 100 drabbles format.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,776 - Reviews: 1547 - Favs: 6,177 - Follows: 3,553 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Time MixUp by Lucillia reviews
Four different people from four different time-lines travel to the past for various reasons, and end up in the same time-line upon which they wreak havoc. Follow the adventures of the "time traveling" Naruto, Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Tenzo.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 84,082 - Reviews: 2326 - Favs: 4,888 - Follows: 3,622 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Yamato - Complete
Hakumei by Pryotra reviews
Danzo's plan for the assassination of the Hokage was almost flawless. To bad he didn't take six neglected children who ran away the night of the murder into account.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 270,839 - Reviews: 2951 - Favs: 6,971 - Follows: 4,792 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Destined by ichilover3 reviews
It's not the destination that matters, it's the journey- and the Konoha 9 are in for a wild ride. Sorta-sequel to Into the Future. Series of oneshots set in Futureverse. Multiple pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,619 - Reviews: 1094 - Favs: 1,282 - Follows: 940 - Updated: 12/8/2013 - Published: 3/28/2011 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] [Shikamaru N., Temari] - Complete
Team No Respect by sparrowette reviews
Not every Kekkei Genkai is a superpower lottery jackpot. Chunin Iruka and Anko and tokubetsu jounin Hayate team up to make Konoha and the world at large acknowledge the worth of their lesser-known bloodlines. They may not make Orochimaru's to-do list, but Anko definitely wants his head on a pike. No wimpy defeatist attitude is allowed here!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,797 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Iruka U., Anko M.
Like Father Like Daughter by iguessso12 reviews
Yui is their daughter, though not in any technical definition of the term. But when the characteristics she shares with Asuna and Kirito grows unbalanced, mama senses something fishy. A sort of character analysis of the AI, Yui. A little bit of warm fuzzies within. Contains references to the novels, but not necessary for enjoyment. Occurs after anime. Further explanation inside.
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,172 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 94 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Kirito/Kazuto K., Asuna/Asuna Y. - Complete
You've Got Mail by HAWTgeek reviews
It's been six years since Percy left Annabeth abruptly. Annabeth ran away to California to get away from it all,and she still doesn't know why he left her. Annabeth tried to go on with her life and stay as far away from Percy,who had tried to find her and finally explain, but she doesn't know that Percy is AtlanticBoy16,the boy she's been talking to for three months online.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 125,863 - Reviews: 2844 - Favs: 2,322 - Follows: 1,325 - Updated: 12/11/2012 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Vulpine by Saphroneth reviews
Not entirely serious story. So, performing a summoning technique without a contract lands you with your most appropriate summon? Naruto sees someone summoning while still in the academy, and gives it a go.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 97,478 - Reviews: 694 - Favs: 4,367 - Follows: 2,179 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
First Try by Lucillia reviews
Due to a quirk of fate, Naruto passes the Academy Graduation Exam on his first try. Because of this, his life takes an interesting turn before he joins Team 7 after Kakashi poaches him from his sensei.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,887 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 4,074 - Follows: 1,491 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 4821 - Favs: 16,651 - Follows: 15,171 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Hokage Kakashi by Mirror and Image reviews
Whoever thought Hatake Kakashi would make a great Hokage needed to be killed. Slowly.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,858 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 3,027 - Follows: 624 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Naruto's BFF by Lucillia reviews
Due to an unfortunate choice of words, Madara gets a little stalker before the Massacre.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,049 - Reviews: 886 - Favs: 3,024 - Follows: 1,375 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Madara U., Naruto U. - Complete
Vulpine side stories by Saphroneth reviews
Little things taking place in the surroundings of Vulpine. Some of them could have happened in the canon, some of them couldn't, some are a mix. Again, expect seriousness to be low.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,820 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 7/18/2011
Multicolour Post Its by Wingwyrm reviews
Harry Potter's animagus form is the Kyuubi no Yōko. And now he's stuck in a little boy named Naruto. So he helps the kid out. And boy is the kid hyperactive. Gen, WIP, AU.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,629 - Reviews: 1092 - Favs: 5,114 - Follows: 5,651 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Harry P., Naruto U.
First Try: Team 7 by Lucillia reviews
A wiser and more experienced Naruto is forced onto a team he hadn't wanted to join in the first place. However, as they say, "Those who break the rules are trash. Those who abandon their teammates are worse than trash.". Sequel to First Try.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 114,567 - Reviews: 1866 - Favs: 4,046 - Follows: 2,471 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Team Tensai by Wingwyrm reviews
They've gone back to the past. They've gone too far back into the past and they just don't want to wait around years and years, so they figured they might as well start early. Team 7, gen, time travel. Angst/Drama/Humor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,441 - Reviews: 2385 - Favs: 9,604 - Follows: 5,063 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Team Seven, Kakashi H. - Complete
Harveste Addams and the HalfBlood Prince by kyaru-chan reviews
Deception, disorder, distraction and devotion. Don't forget the jam, darlings.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,423 - Reviews: 829 - Favs: 2,958 - Follows: 3,253 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Harry P.
Scorpion's Disciple by nobody102 reviews
AU. Orochimaru's resignation from Akatsuki is more intense than in canon, resulting in a meeting between young Naruto and Sasori… Slow buildup. Last chapter is a summary, technically not complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 149,612 - Reviews: 2362 - Favs: 5,644 - Follows: 3,835 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Touching on a Technicality by fringeperson reviews
Considering the education received at the Academy, it's a wonder that anybody graduated, not just Naruto. At least our hero realised that if he wanted to learn, he was going to need different teachers. Don't own, oneshot, complete.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,828 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 1,745 - Follows: 412 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Harveste Addams and the Order of the Phoenix by kyaru-chan reviews
There are three roads a growing witch or wizard can take. The first two are well-trodden. But this year, the world better get ready, because when the dark moon rises, the third path comes alive.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 88,703 - Reviews: 1231 - Favs: 3,296 - Follows: 1,730 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Ask Me No Questions by Nugar reviews
From Believe it! to Believe me! Team Lie, the vicious, aggressive, loyal only to each other team of Naruto, Sasuke, and Hinata from my other fic People Lie wind up in a world suspiciously like canon, which is far, far different from their own. AU/TT
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 53,126 - Reviews: 910 - Favs: 1,544 - Follows: 1,520 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Naruto U.
Into the Future by ichilover3 reviews
As payment for their last mission, Team 8 receives a device that projects the future. Everyone but Shikamaru is eager to try it, as he is convinced that someone will be embarrassed. And, as usual, he is right. Multiple pairings. *Sequel up*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,015 - Reviews: 1597 - Favs: 3,787 - Follows: 1,328 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Ibiki's Apprentice by May Wren reviews
The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 1226 - Favs: 8,516 - Follows: 3,200 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Naruto U., Ibiki M. - Complete
Relatively Civilian by Wingwyrm reviews
Sakura's plan to get into the academy with Sasuke and Naruto is pretty simple: Impress a ninja family with her brilliance. Good thing she knows how to get Ino to be her friend. Gen, time travel, Team Tensai 'Verse
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,827 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 1,247 - Follows: 1,310 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Sakura H., Ino Y.
Harveste Addams and the Goblet of Fire by kyaru-chan reviews
Let's have a little FUN this year, shall we?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 36,416 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 3,407 - Follows: 1,023 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harveste Addams and the Prisoner of Azkaban by kyaru-chan reviews
A madman has escaped from prison? Are you sure you aren't talking about Uncle Fester?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,026 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 3,396 - Follows: 847 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harveste Addams and the Chamber of Secrets by kyaru-chan reviews
Parselmouths, the Chamber and Lockhart. Well, well, well...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,236 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 3,608 - Follows: 835 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harveste Addams and the Sorceror's Stone by kyaru-chan reviews
A little death can change so much. Delightful, isn't it?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,370 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 4,140 - Follows: 1,004 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harveste by kyaru-chan reviews
He's done it. He's just five years old, but he's finally done it. The Dursleys are gone. And now he's with a new family who seems just as twisted as he is. How strange.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,160 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 5,308 - Follows: 1,809 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
People Lie by Nugar reviews
Lies have power. They can change a simple-minded believer into a two-faced schemer and a timid follower into a fanatical devotee. They can change a child angry at the world into a man consumed by more than vengeance. But that power is a lie as well.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 286,222 - Reviews: 2444 - Favs: 3,779 - Follows: 2,967 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Hidan Meets A Mary Sue by chockitta reviews
An exaggerated and slightly humorous parody of what would REALLY happen if Hidan met a Mary-Sue.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Hidan - Complete
Mangekyō Sharingan by Wingwyrm reviews
Sasuke wanted to be able to use Tsukuyomi. He didn't realise how bad pretending to get the Mangekyō would affect the members of his family. Gen, time travel, description of rape, prequel of Team Tensai not required to understand TT. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,858 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 2,983 - Follows: 1,119 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Tensai 'Verse Outtakes by Wingwyrm reviews
Summary will change with every chapter posted. Latest: Itachi Uchiha, Kenen Murakami, and Iruka Umino all have something in common: A little brother. AU, Team Tensai 'verse. READ THE INDIVIDUAL WARNINGS.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,344 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 499 - Updated: 5/25/2010 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Team Seven
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 15590 - Favs: 9,667 - Follows: 7,361 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6437 - Favs: 12,905 - Follows: 5,015 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 14437 - Favs: 21,975 - Follows: 8,834 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Akatsuki Employee Handbook by Lady Khali reviews
A guide to all things Akatsuki, including our internal rules and regulations. Written by Akatsuki members, for Akatsuki members, and subject to approval by senior management: Pain and Madara. All edits are final. Dispute at your own risk.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,755 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 973 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Pain/Pein, Madara U. - Complete
Madara Wants to do WHAT to the Moon? by Sarah1281 reviews
After the summit, Gaara finds Naruto and explains to him what Madara's current 'Master Plan' is. Needless to say, Naruto is not impressed and his faith in Madara's sanity takes a huge nosedive. "He either didn't think this through or he's lying to us."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 1,702 - Follows: 350 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Oh, Did You Have a Sob Story Too, Sasuke? by Sarah1281 reviews
Naruto is hurt that Sasuke didn't tell him about Itachi...or did he? Sasuke insists he talks about it all the time but Naruto hears too many sob stories to keep them all straight, Itachi tries to catch up with Sasuke and Kisame just wants to kill someone.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 2,209 - Follows: 420 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sasuke is a Moron by Natarie reviews
It started as many things are prone to: With a bet and the Akatsuki. Women are always right. Therefore, whatever happened, it was all his fault. One-Shot Crack
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,764 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 1,758 - Follows: 303 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
An Uzumaki Amongst the Dunes by pudgypudge reviews
Having been denied his birthright by the council of Konoha, Naruto forsakes the Leaf Village. He leaves for what he hopes is a better life among the shinobi of Suna, taking his family's scrolls and heirlooms with him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 172,558 - Reviews: 4486 - Favs: 8,982 - Follows: 4,596 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
Cheaters Prosper by drakensis reviews
What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 6,003 - Follows: 1,766 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Akatsuki in Hogwarts by Arishandera reviews
For some unexplained reason, the Akatsuki are now professors. The goal is not to kill, maim, or capture, but to teach. S-Rank Missing Nin are surprisingly effective, yet unorthodox, teachers. Crack, yet very much believable.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,416 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 10/1/2008 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Itachi U. - Complete
Runaway by Mirror and Image reviews
Complete - Ten year old Iruka is crying. He has every right to be crying, because he is hopelessly lost. And to make matters worse, this snooty, arrogant ANBU has just dropped on his head.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,244 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 82 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Demilitarized Zone by michelerene reviews
Itachi Uchiha has always had a sadistic streak when it came to his little brother. Now the perfect opportunity has presented itself and he just can’t let it go by. He does love him after all. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 112,010 - Reviews: 2310 - Favs: 4,723 - Follows: 1,141 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
What It Takes To Be A Teacher by Mirror and Image reviews
Complete Iruka's had a long day with parents and rants to Kakashi on what's necessary to teach.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,926 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Horror! The Horror! by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Humorous, post GOF tale. Harry goes to Africa and sets up a potions ingredient business. Wackiness ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,926 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 3,222 - Follows: 1,074 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Imperfect Perfection by O.bi.Sess reviews
Mary Sue Parody. AU. Kiki, our lovely Mary Sue, takes a tumble in the Naruto world where everyone adores her. Everyone, that is, except Naruto, Itachi and Akamaru. See? Even the summary's cliched. Complete at last. About freaking time, too.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,160 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 1/19/2008 - Published: 4/5/2005 - Complete
The Night The House of Cards Was Built by drakensis reviews
Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,143 - Reviews: 1478 - Favs: 7,530 - Follows: 4,537 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Anko M., Kurenai Y. - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7265 - Favs: 6,049 - Follows: 2,574 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
An ANBUstyle Hogwarts Christmas by sessha-chan reviews
The Game of Go Christmas Special! What was Christmas like for Naruto and Sasuke while they were at Hogwarts?and what was another reason for them to want to go home? No yaoi.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,310 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 48 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Freak Parade by The-Caitiff reviews
Starts as parody of the formula most independant!Harry stories follow. Overly friendly Goblins, Manipulative Dumbledore, a shopping trip, a will from Sirius etc... Then it gets weird.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,147 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 2,210 - Follows: 605 - Updated: 7/4/2006 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
The Game of Go by sessha-chan reviews
Naruto and Sasuke, highranking ANBU have taken a contract. Their mission: to protect Harry Potter and the inhabitants of Hogwarts at all costs. And if possible kill Voldemort while they're at it. Sounds like they're in for a long year. noyaoi. complete.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,965 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 1,649 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 6/18/2006 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 10987 - Favs: 19,500 - Follows: 6,431 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Friendship Story by Letta reviews
Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 900 - Favs: 4,132 - Follows: 836 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Never Cut Twice by shadowmaster62 reviews
[Complete!]After failing to save Sasuke, Naruto escapes the village. Now alone, on the run, and wielding the sword of the Demon of the Mist, Naruto tries to rebuild his life as a ninja. NarutoTemari pairing [Last Chapter: Promises Kept]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 133,009 - Reviews: 3340 - Favs: 6,541 - Follows: 2,422 - Updated: 11/10/2005 - Published: 3/5/2005 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around by crazyroninchic reviews
Several members of the Fellowship come across a Marysue Legomance. Chaos ensues…A bit of light humor and MS satire. If for nothing else, read to imagine the looks on Leggie’s face…COMPLETED
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 49,741 - Reviews: 2223 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Complete
Lily Evans James Potter FanFiction: A HowTo Guide by Daisy Pennifold reviews
In which Sirius finds a howto guide, truths are discovered, and James and Lily are unwitting pawns in the game of love. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,528 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/6/2005 - Published: 10/16/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete