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Hi!

Let me introduce myself:

Name: Raisa

Age: 18

Gender: female (last time I looked)

Family: mom, dad, little sis (14), two cats

Ethnicity: Irish-English-Danish-Dutch-German-American

-I've lived in Germany my entire life, so I feel more German than American. Actually, I feel German first, then American, then Irish. I just don't have anything to connect me to the other three.-

My pen name means "the proof of eternity". I got it from a song by Nana Mizuki called Trinity Cross. Actually the phrase is just standard Japanese but if it weren't in the song I wouldn't have bothered to find out.
My myspace name is a bit of a spinoff from that, but it's mostly an insider joke. (It's "Eien no shiitake")


I wanted to put a survey up here (in fact I had part of it up), but there were some problems...

I like the following:

manga:
Angel Sanctuary, Count Cain, Vampire Knight, Shugo Chara, Rosario+Vampire, Neji Screw, Fairy Cube, Karin, Alice Academy, Bitter Virgin and Anatolia Story

anime:
Guin Saga, Phantom -Requiem for the Phantom-, Naruto, Shugo Chara, Vampire Knight, Karin, Sailor Moon, Inuyasha and Zero no Tsukaima

books
Mists of Avalon, the Recluce series, any Discworld book except for Small Gods, The Silmarillion, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Bridget Jones, the Chronicles of Narnia and Fear Street
-Yes, I have read the Twilight series. NO, I DID NOT LIKE IT!

movies:
Gothika, Lord of the Rings, Pirates of the Caribbean, Sweeney Todd, Shrek, Princess Mononoke (might be called something else in English; that's the translated German title), Wedding Crashers and American Pie

TV Series:
Red Dwarf, Gilmore Girls, Law&Order, CSI (all kinds) and McLeods Daughters

Musicals:
Phantom of the Opera, Jesus Christ Superstar, Hair and Grease

I listen to pretty much every kind of music.


For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE(that much), so I MUST be an outcast

I wear BLACK nailpolish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I am an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake

I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

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My GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Raizzle

My DETECTIVE NAME (fave color and fave animal): Blue Cat

My SOAP OPERA NAME (middle name, and current street name): Michelle Dorfweiher

My STAR WARS NAME (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Milralin

My SUPERHERO NAME (2nd fave color, favorite drink): Red Sprite

My ARAB NAME (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Alhalre

My WITNESS PROTECTION NAME (mothers middle name): Marie

My GOTH NAME (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Thunder


"I can but strive, and act with flame and blade,
To break down bitter truths that time has made,
And striving, lay my soul before the fire,
In hope of exceeding mere vain desire."

"Worlds change, I'm told,
Mirror silver to heavy gold
And the new becomes the old,
With the way the story's told."

"I look to the hills whence cometh no aid;
My god is not divine, for he is made-
Made of man, made of fire, filled with salt.
His eyes are a single star long since set.
He does not praise the lame and halt.
He judges not, nor yet does he forget."

-L.E.Modesitt, Jr.

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Questions and Answers by little0bird reviews
When the past and present collide with the Potter/Weasley children... A bit AU with characters' names and some pairings. Family tree now posted on my profile page. 3/16/10 -- going back and cleaning up a few things; nothing major will change.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 105 - Words: 505,957 - Reviews: 5212 - Favs: 2,224 - Follows: 2,435 - Updated: 11/2/2018 - Published: 12/18/2007
Building Bridges by Melethril reviews
Harry was proclaimed dead when he was two years old and ended up in an orphanage. But that was only the beginning of his journey. While trying to find his place in the world of magic, he never forgets those whom he views as family.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 212,543 - Reviews: 3250 - Favs: 6,674 - Follows: 7,553 - Updated: 10/2/2018 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Harry P.
The Moment It Began by Sindie reviews
Deathly Hallows spoilers ensue. This story is being written as a response to JKR's comment in an interview where she said if Snape could choose to live his life over, he would choose Lily over the Death Eaters. AU Sequel posted: The Moment It Ended.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 122 - Words: 302,695 - Reviews: 6926 - Favs: 3,728 - Follows: 1,675 - Updated: 8/30/2018 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Three's The Charm by MissCHSparkles reviews
Time Travel. It's the end of the Battle of Hogwarts but the price has been high. The Golden Trio dearly wished that they could have done more to save lives and fate decides to grant their wish. Follow them as they redo their years at Hogwarts, starting from First year and work to make a difference in the wizarding world. All while trying to keep their true selves a secret.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 144,551 - Reviews: 3347 - Favs: 6,178 - Follows: 7,912 - Updated: 6/7/2018 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Daatyod by Deletedaccountnolongeractive reviews
Saving reviews
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1 - Reviews: 1934 - Favs: 3,448 - Follows: 867 - Updated: 12/17/2017 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Neville L. - Complete
Letters by little0bird reviews
A series of letters between different characters, set during books 1 through 7 and beyond. Some of the characters' names are slightly AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 37,157 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 7/18/2017 - Published: 12/18/2007
Back Again, Harry? by Jedi Buttercup reviews
WIP. Harry makes a different choice in King's Cross and is given the double edged gift of a second chance. Time Travel AU, DH canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 74,412 - Reviews: 3572 - Favs: 8,051 - Follows: 10,779 - Updated: 1/12/2017 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Chronicles of the Fallen: Layers by brenli reviews
7 years after the events of 'Improper Guardian,' Heaven finds itself threatened with another violent rebellion... involving a deadly masked woman who has plans for something more devastating than even the Dragonmaster of Gehenna could predict.
Angel Sanctuary - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 175,433 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/22/2016 - Published: 11/21/2005 - Uriel, OC - Complete
100 Drabbles about the Blacks by the-purple-black reviews
Title explains it all. Anyone related to the Blacks (Tonks, Draco etc.) can be counted as a Black, if they could be on the tree, they'll be in here.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 4,947 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/7/2016 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Bellatrix L., N. Tonks, Narcissa M., Andromeda T.
A Marauder's Plan by CatsAreCool reviews
Sirius decides to stay in England after escaping Hogwarts and makes protecting Harry his priority. AU GOF.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 87 - Words: 893,787 - Reviews: 11228 - Favs: 15,781 - Follows: 11,662 - Updated: 6/13/2016 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Better Man by Laume reviews
Suppose the Marauders torture hadn't driven Snape to Voldemort and he had been the better man. What would the future have looked like? Warning: may now contain DH spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 81,568 - Reviews: 2151 - Favs: 4,025 - Follows: 4,934 - Updated: 5/15/2016 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Severus S., Harry P.
Out In the Open by little0bird reviews
Dudley Dursley has kept many things a secret from his family and everyone around him. But no longer.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,138 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 5/4/2016 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Dudley D., OC
The Purple Black by the-purple-black reviews
When Andromeda and Ted Tonks are killed by the two remaining Black sisters who is it to take over and care for poor little Dora? Continuation of my previous one shot "Sister Hood" although can be read as a stand alone fic. Rating for suggested themes and stuff in later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 110,647 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 4/2/2016 - Published: 7/29/2008 - [N. Tonks, Remus L.] Bellatrix L., Narcissa M. - Complete
Shadowed Past by Southern Hearts reviews
DISCONTINUED. PLEASE SEE PROFILE FOR THE REWRITE: THE LONGEST ROAD
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 116,062 - Reviews: 666 - Favs: 1,337 - Follows: 1,571 - Updated: 3/24/2016 - Published: 9/8/2009 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] Harry P., OC - Complete
Magical Relations by evansentranced reviews
AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year. *Reviews contain SPOILERS!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 71 - Words: 269,602 - Reviews: 5894 - Favs: 7,105 - Follows: 8,698 - Updated: 3/9/2016 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Harry P., Dudley D.
Harsh Reality by Duochanfan reviews
Marge Dursely has only heard bad things about Harry Potter, she has not had the chance to meet him face to face. The Durselys are going on hoilday and Marge will have to look after a four year old Harry Potter, will she see what lies beneath the lies?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 99,108 - Reviews: 2682 - Favs: 4,619 - Follows: 4,163 - Updated: 9/2/2015 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Harry P., Marge D. - Complete
Sue by Ragman Jack reviews
As Harry's sixth year begins, Hogwarts has been invaded by creatures who care only about making Hogwarts, the teachers, and students what they want it - and them - to be. But even as bodies are changed and minds are altered, there is dissension in the invaders' ranks, and a killer on the loose . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,749 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/15/2015 - Published: 10/27/2003
The Birth of Evil by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Tom Riddle was able to use magic long before he received a wand. In this AU, Harry has the same grasp on his magic...and a hatred for Muggles... Watch the birth of evil. Smart!Dark!Evil!Harry, All 7 Years
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,965 - Reviews: 937 - Favs: 6,712 - Follows: 1,899 - Updated: 1/26/2015 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Boy Who Lived by The Santi reviews
Harry Potter loves, and is loved by, his parents, his godfather, and his brother. He isn’t mistreated, abused, or neglected. So why is he a Dark Wizard? NonBWL!Harry. Not your typical Harry’s brother is the Boy Who Lived story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 147,796 - Reviews: 4603 - Favs: 11,676 - Follows: 11,873 - Updated: 1/3/2015 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Harry P.
Common Sense by DisobedienceWriter reviews
My odd ideas file. Little snippets that don't quite merit their own stories. Some funny; some less so.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 118,728 - Reviews: 1759 - Favs: 2,041 - Follows: 1,286 - Updated: 10/21/2014 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Complete
On the Way to Greatness by mira mirth reviews
As per the Hat's decision, Harry gets Sorted into Slytherin upon his arrival in Hogwarts—and suddenly, the future isn't what it used to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 232,797 - Reviews: 3808 - Favs: 10,842 - Follows: 12,057 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Harry P.
Kidney Pie by Obscure Bird reviews
Todd and Lovett's plans for revenge and romance get a bit more complicated as Jack the Ripper takes a stab at the ladies of Fleet Street. Because after all, the best way to a woman's heart is to shove the entrails out of the way and reach up under the rib cage...
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 22 - Words: 76,465 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/14/2014 - Published: 8/31/2008
Harry Potter: The Last Avatar by The Sorting Cat reviews
Why is Harry Potter considered the worst firebender in Gryffindor? Why doesn't he want to be noticed? Probably the same reason he dreams of drowning every night. [Harry Potter characters in an AU with magic replaced by the elemental powers of Avatar: The Last Airbender / Legend of Korra. Full summary inside.]
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 135,342 - Reviews: 1287 - Favs: 3,048 - Follows: 3,414 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Harry P.
Insane Asylum Escapees by RuneWitchSakura reviews
This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 1465 - Favs: 3,980 - Follows: 3,057 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Harry P.
200 Things I'm Not Allowed to Do at Hogwarts by Selenehekate reviews
Now being REVAMPED! It's Fred and George's last year at Hogwarts, so naturally they want to break the rules... and get Hermione, Harry, Ron, and Ginny involved! Their list of 200 things they shouldn't do, but will do anyway... Told in snippets, R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,231 - Reviews: 1213 - Favs: 1,308 - Follows: 631 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Forsaken Love by fairmaidofkent reviews
Narcissa Black was certain her life couldn't be more perfect. But what happens when a single letter tears apart everything she's been building for the past six years of her existence and forces her into a new, seemingly bleak and empty life? Now rated M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 113,648 - Reviews: 957 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 8/22/2013 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Harry Potter: Hero of the Wizarding World? by JK Pratchett reviews
An aged Harry reveals the scandalous truth about his youthful exploits. Read how a lying, womanising coward became the hero of the magical world. Rated M for language and sexual content. Title changed to comply with website's guidelines.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 66,935 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010
From the Desk of Minerva McGonagall by Realmer06 reviews
Professor McGonagall makes a habit of writing to the parents of her students once a term. However, her owl has recently taken to pretending he has a broken wing whenever the name 'Weasley' is mentioned.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,232 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Minerva M., Molly W.
Hindsight by loralee1 reviews
AU, Post HBP Snape travels back in time to warn pre SSPS Snape about what is to come. No DH Spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,690 - Reviews: 1239 - Favs: 3,147 - Follows: 1,748 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Trust Is A Relative Thing by Silverfawkes reviews
What if Petunia put the blame where it belonged instead of on Harry? OOC Petunia Dursley Rating for mild language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 219,068 - Reviews: 5753 - Favs: 7,211 - Follows: 7,767 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Harry P.
Harry Potter Question and Answer session! by InternMaureenFromNightVale reviews
Ever wanted to ask the characters anything? Well now you can! Submissions more than welcome! Characters will be in-character, serious questions will receive serious answers, random questions likewise! Please Submit! WAS PREVIOUSLY OWNED BY Valerie Mimi!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,440 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 4/5/2012
What Always Has Been by Realmer06 reviews
Pieces Universe. Five years after the war, The Daily Prophet published a series of articles calling Neville "The Boy Who Might Have Been." Harry was embarrassed, but Ginny was incensed, because she knew better than anyone that Neville was no Might Have Been.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,163 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Neville L., Ginny W. - Complete
SlowSpinning Redemption by thesecondshelf reviews
"'It doesn't break you,' Ron mumbled, tracing his finger around the rim of his pint glass absently. 'It just... it changes you. And you can't go back to who you were before...'" A journey of maturation and self forgiveness, as seen through the eyes of 6 siblings. Ron-centric oneshot with canon pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,214 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Bow That Is Stable by BirdG reviews
Your children are not your children. A look at the next generation and their parents.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,155 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Harry P., Albus S. P. - Complete
Ways Guaranteed to Get you Killed by Ireadtomuch reviews
30 ways Guaranteed to get you killed in the Wizzarding World.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Complete
Before there was Mercury: Almost Auntie Lav by Respitini reviews
Prequel to the Mercury Chronicles series. Lavender and Pavarti share a moment discussing Lavender's marriage to Charlie Weasley. Things could be going better.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Lavender B., Parvati P. - Complete
All That Ends Well by Belcris reviews
Harry has a rather bad day at work that leads to something so much worse. Still, fate has a way or rewarding us sometimes, and this is Harry's time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,798 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 92 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Sarah Dursley and the Fiendfyre Scourge by kakistocrat reviews
Sarah Dursley, daughter of Dudley, is ready for an exciting first year at Hogwarts. However, a mysterious outbreak of destructive and mysterious fires and the conniving of an obsessed Head Girl may force her to disturb her bliss to save the school.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 81,897 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 8/4/2011 - OC, Albus S. P. - Complete
Black Dawn by Adari reviews
Sequel to Lost Hope. If the Wizarding World thought normal would be restored following the death of Harry Potter, the House of Black has news for them. So too did the new ghost...who's kind of green.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,780 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Sorting Hat - Complete
Conspiracy by Maethoriel Raina reviews
After Voldemort's defeat, and in order to keep control of Harry Dumbledore enacts a marriage contract between Harry and Ginny. Bound by Pureblood Traditions, Harry can only use that to his advantage. Not a Harry/Ginny fic. Pre Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40,689 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 5,811 - Follows: 1,709 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Hole in the World by Realmer06 reviews
Pieces Universe. Seven months after the final battle, the only person still as broken as George over Fred's death is Angelina. Seven months after the final battle, she shows up at his door. They used to best friends. But war and sex change everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,321 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/31/2011 - George W., Angelina J. - Complete
The Mercury Chronicles: Help by Respitini reviews
Written for the Hogwarts Online "Prompt-of-the-day." James needs the kind of help that only the Mercurial Trio can provide. Will their bad blood get in the way? Is his career in jeopardy? Will Albus ever get laid again? Find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,455 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/24/2011 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Albus S. P., James S. P. - Complete
Not What She Expected by Realmer06 reviews
Pieces Universe. Hermione's eighth year at Hogwarts had a plan: do what she could to help rebuild the school, study hard, avoid distractions, pass her NEWTs, and secure an internship at the Ministry. But things never work out quite the way that we expect.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,545 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Hermione G. - Complete
Deeper Scarring by thesecondshelf reviews
"Thoughts can leave deeper scarring than almost anything else." In August of 1998 Percy Weasley ponders his place among the men in his family, and Ron understands. Canon pairings. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,971 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Percy W., Ron W. - Complete
The Mercury Chronicles: Transitions by Respitini reviews
Sequel to "Albus Potter and the Misspent Youth." It's all out in the open with Rose and Scorpius. What will the press say? How will this affect Uncle Percy's political career? And just what's going on with Albus? Is this the end of the Trio! Find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,484 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Albus S. P.
Happy Place by GrandmaBeth reviews
When Harry died in book seven he went to a place that represented happiness to him. Kings Cross, where he left for the life of a wizard. I've been wondering where our other favorite characters went. I'm not JKR and I make no money from fan-fiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 22 - Words: 8,646 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Severus S., Molly W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Chance Meeting by Clell65619 reviews
After the fall of Voldemort, some people could deal with what they had to do in the War, others could not. Harry had pretty much left Wizarding Britain, thought not magic. Having a quiet drink in a pub, someone from his past re-enters his life HP/TD/DG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,698 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 3,025 - Follows: 2,759 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Harry P., Tracey D.
Dudley's Dilemma by kakistocrat reviews
Dudley Dursley had a very nice life. A good job, a nice house, a loving family. He even had his parents living nearby. Then, one short walk with his four year old daughter changed that all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 80,412 - Reviews: 867 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 600 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
A How to Guide to Annoy the Harry Potter Cast by allonsymacherie reviews
Several foolproof lists. Many hilarious pranks. Designed for the characters of Harry Potter including, but not limited to, Hermione, Harry, Draco and Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,266 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Complete
Operation Chaos Done Right by Star Bear reviews
Having lost everything the seventh year class decides to go back in time and do it right. This is going to require lots of planning though, because they don't want to be bored by the same time line now do they?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,106 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 1,233 - Follows: 1,405 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Harry P.
Demenomancy by Adari reviews
Fudge thought it was Christmas come early. Dumbledore thought it was the death of the Magical World. No one was prepared for what the future really brought. Beginning is a bit messy due to murder.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,011 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 1,166 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Bedtime Stories by Realmer06 reviews
Pieces Universe. Ron's children have grown up hearing stories of the adventures of Prince Billy and Princess Jean. But when Rosie asks for the story of their wedding, Ron finds himself telling a very different kind of story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,811 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
His Own Man by Crunchysunrises reviews
In the station between Life and Death Harry makes a different choice. Now he is eleven again, nothing is going the same as before, and people are starting to ask questions, especially the Malfoys, the Hogwarts professors and, most worryingly, Mad-Eye Moody. Harry is beginning to suspect that he might not be up to this Master of Death business and everything that goes along with it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 147,481 - Reviews: 5555 - Favs: 14,146 - Follows: 15,595 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Harry P.
Gryffindors Never Die by ChipmonkOnSpeed reviews
Harry and Ron, both 58 and both alcoholics, are sent back to their 4th year and given a chance to do everything again. Will they be able to do it right this time? Or will history repeat itself? Canon to Epilogue, then not so much... (Reworked)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,394 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 3,446 - Follows: 1,038 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
He Woke Up Screaming Here by Lamia of the Dark reviews
Oneshot. 100 words. It's the final battle and Bellatrix just died... or is it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L. - Complete
Unconventional Harry by kb0 reviews
When his name comes out of the Goblet of Fire, Harry decides to stop "rolling over" and "just taking it." He has "Marauder godfathers" and decides to have them help him strike back. A one-shot. H/G eventually
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,781 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 2,007 - Follows: 517 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Of War's End and Fruit Tarts by Omoni reviews
A collection of related drabbles involving mostly Zuko and Mai, and their relationship during the new time of peace and conflict. Some are fluffy, some are intense, and some are just plain odd. Finally complete!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 55,062 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Mai, Zuko - Complete
Consequences of a prepared mind by Maethoriel Raina reviews
A small change in Harry's past has knock on effects thoughout his time at Hogwarts. A 'what if' type of story starting with his first year, and the changes that a smart Harry would cause.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,343 - Reviews: 796 - Favs: 2,632 - Follows: 3,310 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Harry P.
The Proverbial Clear Sky by Piper Julian reviews
Thoroughly wasted, Ron decides that Harry's receding hairline is the perfect opportunity to add some detail to the infamous scar. Too bad alcohol makes aiming difficult. Drunken shenanigans! Future fic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Stages of Grief by BirdG reviews
Draco's not ready to lose his hair.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,792 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Draco M., Astoria G. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Trust by Meandering Fox reviews
Harry goes to sleep at 31, but wakes up on his 10th birthday in the cupboard under the stairs. Voldemort is still alive, as are many others. Can Harry end the second war before it starts? DH compliant, mostly. Bill, Remus, Dumbledore, and many more...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 108,462 - Reviews: 1514 - Favs: 2,564 - Follows: 3,026 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Harry P., Albus D.
The Voldy Letters by sick-atxxheart reviews
Random letters from the Harry Potter characters and the Dark Lord, discussing evil plans, candy, feelings, and much more. Randomness and fun ensues! May contain OOC-ness and scary randomness. Current: Harry, Hermione, Voldemort, and counseling. Oh no.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 12,228 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Voldemort
A Tale of Three Sisters by don't-look-for-me5 reviews
Ever wonder what the Black sisters, Bellatrix, Andromeda, and Narcissa were like before Voldemort? What about the complete story of how the three sisters eventually became the people we saw in Harry Potter? Well here is the begining to their story/ Plz RR
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,598 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Bellatrix L., Andromeda T.
The Mercury Chronicles Outtakes: Homework by Respitini reviews
For the Hogwarts Online forum; an outtake from Mercury Chronicles: Rules of Engagement. How did Rose and Scorpius get together right under Albus's nose First Year? How will they get their revision done? And what will they wear while doing it? Find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,988 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
The Day Albus Dumbledore Never Remembers by Silverfawkes reviews
AU ONESHOT Independent Harry decides enough is enough. Dumbledore bash fest. slight RW bashing mild language. Co-written with Darkshadowedrose.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,059 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 2,388 - Follows: 552 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Vince's Ambition by Lucinda reviews
Vince Crabbe has an ambition. He just needs to convince someone to remove the biggest obstacle to making it happen... One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,802 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 43 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Vincent C. - Complete
A Growing Up by Realmer06 reviews
Pieces Universe. In the days after Voldemort's defeat, everyone is looking forward. Everyone, that is, except Ginny, who finds herself caught in the past, unable to move forward until she's cleared the air with Harry. Companion to Not Like a Stone.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,790 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Could You Be A Little Less by BirdG reviews
You can tell a lot about a society by what it values.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Complete
Lord of the Werewolves by Matt Quinn reviews
Lupin and Tonks follow a different, darker path than canon. DH-compliant until the Weasley wedding, then goes AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 125,277 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 3/11/2010 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
A Better World by Pennilyn Novus reviews
A lost child wanders into Knockturn Alley, and who happens to find him but Draco Malfoy?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,733 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 1,281 - Follows: 126 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Draco M., Albus S. P. - Complete
Not Like a Stone by Realmer06 reviews
Pieces Universe. Neville's seventh year at Hogwarts is unlike anything he's ever known. Called unexpectedly to be a leader, how will he react when he finds Ginny drinking on the roof at midnight? A Neville/Ginny friendship fic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,889 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Neville L., Ginny W. - Complete
In the Keeping of HFA by Meir Brin reviews
Something more is happening at the Hogwarts Fanfiction Academy this year. Something other than mass fanwriter education Through Pain. Something more... sinister? Maybe, but "chaotic" and "insane" work too.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,430 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 9/9/2003
What Would Slytherin Harry Do? by Big D on a Diet reviews
An ongoing series of one shot stories exploring how Slytherin!Harry would have handled key moments from the books. Events will appear out of order, so don't be surprised if it jumps around. Small but important edit made to Chapter Five
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,417 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 3,720 - Follows: 2,862 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Harry P.
And Death was his constant companion by Nimbus Llewelyn reviews
Death meets Lord of the Rings, to put it simply. Please Read and Review.
Crossover - Discworld & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Death, Aragorn
Run that by me again? by Sarah1281 reviews
Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,842 - Reviews: 2035 - Favs: 3,841 - Follows: 2,603 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Five Things You Never Knew by BirdG reviews
Five things you never knew about the Harry Potter characters. NOTE: Not a Harry/Daphne pairing! Thanks.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 7,436 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/26/2009 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Harry P., Daphne G.
Rastaban Slytherin: The Son of the Serpent by SaintRidley reviews
AU. Bellatrix managed to sire the Dark Lord's child, who was raised by the Malfoys after she and Voldemort died. Aside from this detail, DH and epilogue compliant. Now he starts school. Rast is my own character, Teddy and others are owned by J.K. Rowling.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,417 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 1/3/2008 - OC, Teddy L.
Harry Potter and Responsibilities by aloserinthebackofthemathclass reviews
Voldemort's dead, the curse is broken, the war is over... Now what? Follow Harry Potter as he goes through life AFTER defeating You-Know-Who. DH spoilers!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 36,474 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Harry P.
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 14437 - Favs: 21,975 - Follows: 8,834 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter: Lily’s Child by kb0 reviews
What if Lily had survived and escaped with Harry in the attack on Halloween of 1981? How will Lily, who many believed to be the smartest witch of her generation, raise her son and how will he fulfill his destiny? H/G
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 43,746 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 1,185 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W.
The First Mrs Norris by Bad Mum reviews
How did Filch's cat get her name? The caretaker's life, from his own point of view. For silverbirch's "Mrs Norris" challenge at the Harry Potter Fanfiction Challenges Forum.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Argus F., Mrs. Norris - Complete
The Long Letter by thomas hobbs reviews
A letter in which Black tries to tell Harry about something he found in his closet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,175 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Severus S., Sirius B.
Dark Idiocy by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
The graveyard scene in Goblet of Fire with a hilarious twist! Featuring hair braiding, The Phantom of the Opera, vampires, and shiny things! Parody, read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,993 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Vengeful Vengeance of Schmenjamin Schmarker by BeBopALula reviews
A parody of Sweeney Todd. Or the inspiring tale of a young man who solves his many emotional problems by becoming a ninja. Take your pick.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 29,951 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Complete
25 Ways to Annoy HP Characters! by pshhhh yeahh reviews
Just what the title says. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 4,708 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 11/3/2007
Guardian by Logicalmagic reviews
After the Triwizard Tournament debacle, Sirius decides it's high time he started playing a more active role in his godson's life. A Sirius-takes-charge fic. AU Fifth book onwards.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,219 - Reviews: 1391 - Favs: 2,865 - Follows: 3,224 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Morals by thomas hobbs reviews
Snape and Malfoy senior try to tell a bed time story to little Draco. I hope it's funny, I think it is.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,295 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
A Dudley Story by Gothicthundra reviews
After the war is over and the magic he's seen has seemingly gone. Dudley finds himself looking for magic as he leaves home for his own life, but was accidently moving in next to his cousin Harry, more then he barganed for, or even better.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,032 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 9/23/2009 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Dudley D., Susan B. - Complete
Sweet Child of Mine by Starving For Attention reviews
"I don't know, Scorpius." He spoke to his son softly, pushing him up and down gently with his knee to keep the young boy somewhat entertained. "I don't know if I'm cut out for this. This dad thing."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,600 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Draco M., Scorpius M. - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 1262 - Favs: 8,305 - Follows: 1,995 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Accio Brain! by KafkaExMachina reviews
and other moments of sheer brilliance. A collection of drabbles, outtakes, and half-baked story ideas bouncing around my head. Rated M for manure.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 54,636 - Reviews: 735 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
She Will Always Have Laughter by WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot reviews
One-shot. Bill visits a wounded Lavender after the war. Bill talks. Lavender laughs. Purely friendship. For the RL Birthday Ficathon Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,770 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Bill W., Lavender B. - Complete
Daphne Greengrass and the 7th Year From Hell by WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot reviews
The trio's gone. Death Eaters are running Hogwarts. Ginny's finding her own way and Daphne's trying not lose hers. A story about friendship, the power of love and family. Tracks DH. Romance, Dumbledore's Army, and Weasleys galore! HPGW and MCDG. CH. 44 UP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 46 - Words: 244,852 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Ginny W., Daphne G.
The Mercury Chronicles: Angelica by Respitini reviews
Albus gets a girlfriend. James gets his, too. Hugo runs for cover. The 'Puffs keep order. Rose and Scorpius stay snarky and fabulous. Ginny's not pleased. And everyone's in everyone else's business. More Mercurial Madness!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,188 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Albus S. P. - Complete
A Smarter Hunt by kb0 reviews
What would have happened if Harry had been a little smarter in book 7? Here’s my version of book 7. H/G, R/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 37,535 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Mercury Chronicles: A Little Death by Respitini reviews
Watch as our Mercurial Trio come to terms with a death in the family in their own, unique way. Scheming Slytherins! Plotting Malfoys! And just what did Ginny walk in on?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,710 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Albus S. P. - Complete
Harry Potter and Slytherin's Secret by Belcris reviews
AU. Harry and Ginny struggle to survive Ginny's first year at Hogwart's. Forces fight to pull them apart, but they will not be defeated so easily. What darkness fills Slytherin's Secret? Sequel to Philosopher's Stone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 109,494 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Vita Perseverat by Realmer06 reviews
Pieces Universe. Once a year, she watches their memories, and she relives those short few weeks of her life, when she and a boy still waiting to become himself were thrown together and beat the odds and fought a war and fell in love. Warning: character death.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,067 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Dean T., Luna L. - Complete
101 Ways to Kill Umbridge by Espoir Noir reviews
Sick to death of his DADA professor, Ron decided to compile this list.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,657 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Ron W., Dolores U.
Roadkill by Piper Julian reviews
Voldemort avoided death as a spirit for 13 years. Strangely, he couldn't avoid a bus. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 1,582 - Follows: 263 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Voldemort, Stan S. - Complete
Divination is a Wooly Subject by KafkaExMachina reviews
A different outcome to Harry's discussion with Albus at the end of OotP. Not Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 165 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Nice Try, Potter by Sarah1281 reviews
James can't believe his luck when he finds a series of books all about their future son and can't wait to show Lily so she'll go out with him. What he didn't count on would be how hard it would be to convince her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 123 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
80 Things The Weasley Twins Are Not Allowed To Do by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
The Weasley twins' mum writes a list. 66 Introduce Professor Trelawney to fortune cookies... 67 ...and bewitch every fortune to say ‘beware the bunny in the neon pink tutu... 68 ...and then dress up as two bunnies in neon pink tutus. Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 65 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Muggles, Fan Mail and Metamorphmagus Werewolves by Allergic-To-Sunlight reviews
Confusion over Teddy's parentage, explicit fan mail and the added horror of the Durleys at Hogwarts, all the evening after Voldemort's death... hasn't Harry been through enough? Apparently not... :P Canon. Over 17,000 hits! xD Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,414 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Common Misconceptions by 142staircases reviews
A series of one shots about the one everyone in the realm of fanfiction ignores.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,341 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Complete
Aunt Petunia by MaeSilverpaws1 reviews
what if Petunia Dursley wasn't as closed minded as we were lead to believe? A quick look into the life of Petunia Dursley and one night of musing right after young Harry was left at her door stoop.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Petunia D. - Complete
Letters from the Marauders by marrythepirate reviews
The Marauders are spending the summer at James' house--but still feel the need to write letters to each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Remus L., James P. - Complete
Talk Nerdy To Me by BirdG reviews
Scorpius spent almost as much time in the library as she did.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
The Elite by Adari reviews
Why did Harry Potter nod in greeting to Draco Malfoy when he saw the man on the platform 19 years later? Ron and Hermione were clearly not on such terms with the man. What secret did the two men share from even their own families?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,382 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 930 - Follows: 171 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Random Thoughts by mctwist reviews
Random oneshots from all over the series... Draco's not gay, the Giant Squid consumes Britain, Harry and Ron walk in on Hermione... Professor Trelawney attempts to predict the weather, among other things, and Voldemort reveals that he had a sense of humor
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 42 - Words: 35,798 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
The Little Things by BirdG reviews
As much as Draco and Asteria adore each other, their life together hasn't been a problem-free one. These are five issues between the couple.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,508 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Astoria G., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Muggle Mess by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Albus Dumbledore attempts to drop Harry Potter off with the Dursley family when things go terribly wrong. The whole universe shifts because of one man's action.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,963 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 3,170 - Follows: 902 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Amelia B., Sirius B. - Complete
Nearly Legless Moody by Alastor Mad-Eye Moody
Moody and Shacklebolt sit together and talk over a drink and a slightly illegal substance. And Moody decides that it is time for Kingsley to know how he lost his leg. Rated for Some violence.Description of pissing and a drunk younger Moody
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Alastor M., Kingsley S.
Turnabout Is Fair Play by Lucillia reviews
It was as if the Muggle and Wizarding Worlds were playing Musical Doorsteps with the Boy-Who-Lived, abandoning him on the front porches of homes where he would not be wanted.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,678 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Petunia D., Severus S. - Complete
10 Random Facts: Next Generation Characters by lachambre11 reviews
Random Fact#3: “The first time Roxanne kissed Lorcan, it was because he was there, and she needed to feel wanted.” Ten random facts about the next-generation characters, at the beginning of their adult lives. Will feature chapters from their parents POVs.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,907 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
Malfoys and Myths by RedCloakedMaiden reviews
The Malfoy family had a tradition of naming thier sons after myths and as rumor had it, they only married girls of mythical names as well, something that Scorpius has trouble accepting when he falls in love with a girl who is named after a flower instead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,510 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Scorpius M., Abraxas M. - Complete
Kicking Down Castles by Lady Altair reviews
His dreams are too lowly to be castles in the air. Draco Malfoy and remedial Muggle Studies, the summer after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,236 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Draco M., OC - Complete
The Ape and the Angel by InsanityInside reviews
Apparently the place where the ape meets the angel is... some sort of library.
Crossover - Discworld & Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/26/2009 - The Librarian, Aziraphale - Complete
Nineteen by GreenLily474 reviews
What happens Nineteen Minutes, Nineteen Hours, Nineteen Days, Nineteen Weeks, Nineteen Months Later..... HP/GW, RW/HrG, Umbridge Arrested, Narcissa and Andromeda reconcile, Winky's expecting, Neville and Hannah connect, Harry needs to get the truth out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,568 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W.
All My Fanfics by hermyandronforevr reviews
This is a fic making fun of cliches in the fanfics of today. I’ll hit everything from Ron and Hermione to slash from songfics to whatever pops into my mind. Ch 9 up!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,297 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 3/13/2005 - Hermione G.
Choosing a school by A.A. Pessimal reviews
Previously published at livejournal. Sooner or later every parent has to do it. EVERY parent. Where will this unique Discworld family send their sons to be educated? These parents have no doubts about the regime at Hugglestones.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,675 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Complete
Promises by BirdG reviews
How Scorpius Malfoy got his ferret.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/29/2009 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Draco M., Scorpius M. - Complete
Tolerance by BirdG reviews
Ron, Hermione and Harry cope with Rose and Al's Sorting.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Ron W., Harry P.
And Now I'm All Ready to Fly by that dark-haired girl reviews
In a way, Oliver owes his love of flying to Lucius Malfoy. - Twenty facts about Oliver Wood, in no particular order.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Oliver W., Katie B. - Complete
The Art of Tonks by Narcissa B Malfoy reviews
She was born into a world preparing for war, growing up both amusing and terrifying her parents, causing mischief at Hogwarts as nothing more than a Hufflepuff, only to become one of the most celebrated heroes. Appearances by just about everyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,453 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 9/7/2007 - N. Tonks, Andromeda T.
Lessons by Lady Altair reviews
Two men mourn on James and Lily's wedding day.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Sirius B., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Dark Knight by Denial and Deception reviews
Madness is like gravity, all you need is a little push...Dark!Harry, Evil!Harry, Azkaban,Rated M for violence, You knew someone would do this eventually...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 43,603 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 1,258 - Follows: 1,307 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Harry P.
Alive by Death Eater Bella reviews
Lucius and Narcissa search frantically through the castle for any sign of their son. Hope turns to fear as they wonder what state they will find him in...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Narcissa M., Draco M. - Complete
Six Things You Never Knew About the Discworld by Merlin Missy reviews
On wishing, dating, literary pursuits, kingship, and Large Bubbling Baths With Water Pumped Through Jets And Attached Loofa .
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,286 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Complete
13 Facts by Funeral Of A Friend reviews
13 facts on the Harry Potter characters. From all of the generations with a spattering of OC's.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,622 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Better Be Slytherin! by jharad17 reviews
YEAR ONE COMPLETED! As a first year, Harry is sorted into Slytherin instead of Gryffindor, and no one is more surprised than his new Head of House. Snape mentors Harry fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 175,130 - Reviews: 8349 - Favs: 10,469 - Follows: 5,422 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Uncle Dudley by GrandmaBeth reviews
The adult life of Harry's cousin. I am not JKR, what is hers is hers. I make no money from fan-fiction. It will help if you read my other fics esp the ones about Teddy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,444 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
I Think You Died Then, I Think I Killed You by 8BonnieBlack8 reviews
A drabble about two moments in Sirius’s and Bellatrix’s lives when they both come to the same conclusion.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Bellatrix L., Sirius B. - Complete
In which Snape befriends an old grey donkey by Plenty O'Custard reviews
Crossover: Harry Potter x Winnie-the-Pooh. In which Snape befriends an old grey donkey, and life is gloomy, as usual. Snape and Eeyore gen.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Winnie-the-Pooh - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 43 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Severus S. - Complete
Flesh and Blood by Bad Mum reviews
The Weasley siblings after the war. They all have scars, but some are more obvious than others. For the "Scars" challenge at the Harry Potter Fanfiction Challenges Forum.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/4/2009 - George W., Ginny W. - Complete
Five Things You didn't know about the Dursleys by lillybug reviews
Son, Husband, Wife.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/3/2009 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Dudley D., Harry P.
A Deadly Lullaby by 8BonnieBlack8 reviews
Daddy, Mummy won't wake up." A normal day in the lives of the Black sisters may just change Bellatrix's life forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,578 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Bellatrix L., Cygnus B. - Complete
What It Means To Be A Black Take Two by hrhrionastar reviews
Andromeda. Narcissa. Bellatrix's grave. The Black sisters, together again. The road to redemption is rocky--can Andromeda forgive Narcissa? Should she?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Andromeda T., Narcissa M. - Complete
Lost Hope by Adari reviews
The plan was perfect. The execution was even better...but they all forgot to consult the Sorting Hat who had its own views. After all, what can you expect from the hat which contains all four founders?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 63,857 - Reviews: 788 - Favs: 2,160 - Follows: 1,122 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
AWESOME RANDOM CLICHÉS! by pshhhh yeahh reviews
Tired of those overused couples? Are some shippings just totally, and completely, absurd? Then this is the place for you!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 5,576 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 1/17/2008
Conversations with a hat by Maraudercat reviews
The sorting of the next generation, in my percieved chronological order, starting with the one and only Mr Teddy Lupin. Now starting on Harry's housemates.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 4,808 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Teddy L.
Spin the Bottle by Execrator reviews
Fred and George organize an innocent game of Spin the Bottle. Pairings: Draco/Harry, Everybody/Everybody Else. Slash. Rated M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,000 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Potterverse Christmas Carol by Melindaleo reviews
DONE Petunia Dursley's well-ordered Christmas plans are interrupted by the arrival of three very familiar ghostly intruders. Intruders who claim she needs their help. Will Petunia be able to put her loathing of the magical world aside to save her family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,619 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Severus S., Petunia D. - Complete
Halflife by Lady Altair reviews
Where were you when your life was half over? Six stories, six days, six lives at the summit.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,567 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Severus S., N. Tonks - Complete
A Very Angel Sanctuary Christmas by Recalled to Life reviews
A collection of random, somewhat connected, Christmas-themed one-shots. Arakune throws a party, Michael bakes cookies, etc. Happy Holidays.
Angel Sanctuary - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,285 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Complete
The Wonderful Wizard of Smeg by HungLikeARainbro reviews
Christmas drabble - Lister has an oddly familiar dream
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,936 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Lister, D. - Complete
Death Drinkers 3 by Lamia of the Dark reviews
Oneshot. The usual group, plus Snape, gets called to the Dark Lord's room for drunk funtime. This time the game is Describe Your Sex Life With Song Titles. Warnings for drinking and sexual references.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L. - Complete
The Secret of the Elves by InsanityInside reviews
Harry returns to Hogwarts. A new student has pointy ears. Neville has a secret. Luna has a frying pan. Crossover… sort of.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,309 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/2/2008 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Luna L., Neville L. - Complete
Half Blood Prince Outtakes by Kevin3 reviews
Many people assume that books can't have outtakes. I pity them. Anyway, by incredible acts of detective work these, I assure you, are not my own creative works I've been able to ferret out some lost outtakes to the sixth and penultimate HP novel.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Lord Voldemort:The Demon Warlock of Knockturn Ally by Bellatrix-Loves-Voldie reviews
This is a Sweeney Todd style Harry Potter fic written as a challenge set by TheCrzyinglyInsne1 enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,099 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L.
The Little Bear Cub by Gilpin reviews
He’s always loved her; it was peace of mind for them both that was the fight. And she couldn’t bear it if their child made that fall apart again. It's April, it's Deathly Hallows, and there's a baby on its way... Remus/Tonks
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,943 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Veil of Shadows by vvc reviews
In the days after Sirius falls through the veil, Harry retreats into silence and watches as the scene repeats itself in his mind’s eye. He knows that if he can just understand what was said by those whispering voices, that he could rescue his godfather.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,842 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 1,369 - Follows: 299 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Six Impossible Things by Realmer06 reviews
Pieces Universe. There is nothing about him that should capture her attention. So why can't she look away?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,878 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Audrey W., Percy W. - Complete
No Such Thing as Normal by Starlight Disaster reviews
Ten things about Dudley Dursley that no one ever found out
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Dudley D. - Complete
Hey There Delilah by Perfectly Abhorred reviews
This is some hilarious stuff right here XD A little song about the Delilah organization from Cain's point of view. Please read and review! I promise you'll smile!
Count Cain: God Child - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Complete
Family Reunion by Emmaplease reviews
Oneshot - Harry and Dudley get back in touch, with interesting consequences and a distinct lack of schmaltz. R&R svp!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Death Drinkers 2: Karaoke by Lamia of the Dark reviews
Crack of the highest order. The much anticipated sequel to Death Drinkers. This time they go to bar, play a little I Never, and sing karaoke. Even more random than the first one.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L. - Complete
Dark Marauder by BajaB reviews
The Maruaders were not nice people, but what if the gang was as Dark as they should at first glance appear to be? AU Marauders era one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,613 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 2,607 - Follows: 584 - Published: 10/10/2008 - James P. - Complete
20 Random Facts About Audrey Fletcher Weasley by Realmer06 reviews
Pieces Universe. Get to know Audrey Fletcher - the girl who married Percy Weasley.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Percy W., Audrey W. - Complete
Muggle Pictures by don't-look-for-me5 reviews
Teddy and the other second gen Marauder's are thinking about their futre at the end of the seventh year...but when they find a muggle camera, they're inner child gets the best of them...Thanks to Teddy! R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Teddy L., OC - Complete
Après Mort, le Deluge by Tindomiel reviews
Life is hard. Death is harder. Sirius Black’s journey through the veil takes him to a curious state of mortality and a very unexpected destination... Ankh Morpork is about to meet a new kind of wizard. Discworld/Harry Potter crossover.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,103 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 9/19/2008 - Published: 12/24/2006
Okay, NOW Panic! by boz4PM reviews
This is the sequel to Don't Panic! We follow Penny as she journeys with Elrond and Arwen south to Minas Tirith, via Lothlorien and Edoras. She thought Bree and Imladris were bad? She ain't seen nothing yet.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 60 - Words: 465,490 - Reviews: 2478 - Favs: 1,711 - Follows: 582 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 4/10/2004 - Complete
In the Cupboard by HarryDude85 reviews
When Harry decides to open his first Hogwarts letter away from the prying eyes of the Dursley's, the difference this one simple act has on the future is asthonishing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,911 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 9/9/2008 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Harry P.
Dursleys by Name, Potters by Heart by crystaltokyo9849 reviews
Lily and James don’t die that October night in 1981. Instead, they live on in Godric’s Hollow and have three more children after Harry. Now, eight years later, when Dudley Dursley and his little sister Diana Dursley show signs of magic, they are disowned
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,342 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 9/6/2008 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Lily Evans P., Dudley D. - Complete
Heads of House by HarryDude85 reviews
Portions of Deathly Hallows told from the four Head's of Houses perspective.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,449 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 39 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Minerva M., Horace S.
That's the Throat to Slit by Obscure Bird reviews
Based on Mrs. Lovett's suggestion to kill Anthony and keep Johanna. What if he got the chance? Alternative ending.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,622 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 5/18/2008
PS Sorry 'Bout All That by Realmer06 reviews
Pieces Universe. About a month after the final battle, Harry receives a letter from a most unlikely person.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,163 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 51 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Fair Trade: Alternate End by Lamia of the Dark reviews
Oneshot. "Come here, my love. Not a thing to fear, my love." Mrs. Lovett is too terrified to speak during the final scene and Sweeney speaks these words to her sincerely, not like in the movie. Sweeney x Lovett.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
Midlife Crisis by Piper Julian reviews
Voldemort may be an evil dark lord, but even he can appreciate the opposite sex. Too bad they don't appreciate his serpentine body. But hey, that's what Polyjuice is for… right? Features Voldemort in a muggle club and identity theft.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Voldemort - Complete
The Anatomy of a Bromance by Wilhelmina Willoughby reviews
James and Sirius. "Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly?" An inside look at one of the closest friendships the world will know.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,636 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 2,016 - Follows: 155 - Published: 8/11/2008 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Mercury Chronicles: Quidditch, Again by Respitini reviews
A Sixth-year Mercury fic. It's Albus versus the Quaffle once again. He made it through in First Year, but now the stakes have changed. How will our hero react? What will he do? Can he snark his way out of this one?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Albus S. P., Neville L. - Complete
Will He Be Happy? by KafkaExMachina reviews
During Harry's sixth year at Hogwarts Dumbledore asks Snape if Harry will be happy after Voldemort is dead. He doesn't like the answer. Snape decides to clean up the mess. DH except Epi.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,040 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 943 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Must Be Genetic by Lady Altair reviews
Five: No one really wondered why Toby Dursley's Potions marks took such a dramatic turn for the better after a detention in an abandoned dungeon. When she told Albus that the Angel of Potions sang to her, she was only half-joking. Next-gen, one-shots.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,842 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M.
The Sea, and Your Knee by Lamia of the Dark reviews
Sweeney and Mrs. Lovett discuss their future, without being interrupted by Anthony. Full of songs! NOW COMPLETE.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,832 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
A Cure by floss bucket reviews
What would have happened if Remus and Tonks hadn't died in the battle of Hogwarts? Set 23 years after the battle. Its a bit AU, but only in the fact that Remus and Tonks are alive.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,839 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Remus L., Teddy L. - Complete
Rewritten by KafkaExMachina reviews
Severus Snape is given everything he ever wanted. Still, what kind of family produces a child like Petunia? Had Lily survived, who would she have turned out to be? Dark, not my usual story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,138 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Severus S. - Complete
I Sort of Miss Voldemort, I Reckon Maybe by SaintRidley reviews
Harry has just been appointed Head Auror, and he, Ron, Hermione, and Ginny have been celebrating. A disturbing thought comes to Harry though. He misses having a single foe. He misses Voldemort! Can Ron cheer his friend? not my characters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone by Belcris reviews
AU. Someone stopped Harry from being left with the Dursleys and saved Sirius from spending 12 years in Azkaban. Now it's time for Harry to take his place in the world and he's ready for it, with a little help from a certain red head penpal.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 94,929 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Eight in the Morning by Lady Altair reviews
The first fifteen minutes of a not-quite-ordinary morning in the Auror's Department for Harry Potter and Ron Weasley. "Really, what were ex-girlfriends and ex-Slytherins with itchy wand hands when there were monster children and pregnant wives at home?"
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,959 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Normal to be a freak by Minnionette reviews
Of all the people Harry might think he’d ever trip over in the streets, Dudley Dursley was never one of them. There's a lesson here to be taught. "Jeez, Dudley, you make it sound like you blew up Aunt Marge!" Post DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 81 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Dear Diary by The Plot Bunny Whisperer reviews
CrackFic. Voldemort starts a diary. "Dear Diary, Attempted to kill Draco. Narcissa sent me to Anger Management Therapy."
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 2,147 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Voldemort - Complete
Destiny Reversed by chattypandagurl reviews
-COMPLETE- One morning Harry wakes up in a different world. His parents are alive and Neville bears the scar. Things are different and Harry starts to like that the weight of the world isn't on his shoulders. Neville may not be able to bear that weight.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 163,839 - Reviews: 1995 - Favs: 4,110 - Follows: 2,131 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
In Pieces by Lady Altair reviews
Three conversations between Tom Riddle and Death. "I toss aside what is weak, it is not worthy of me."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Tom R. Jr., Voldemort - Complete
The Mercury Chronicles: Rules Of Engagement by Respitini reviews
Deceit! Romance! Hufflepuffs running for the hills! Watch Albus, Rose and Scorpius as they come up with the rules that will govern their lives together through their Hogwarts years, and watch what nearly tears them apart.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,423 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Albus S. P., Rose W. - Complete
To do list by iamsusan reviews
Verence trying to be a real King, now includes him performing his royal duties
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 2/23/2008
Lessons on Lycanthropy by SweetDeamon reviews
A curious young Hufflepuff stumbles across a time turner and soon finds herself in a 4th year DADA class several years into the future, taught by one Professor Lupin. Today's topic? Werewolves. Implied RLNT.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,465 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 5/30/2008 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Angua Loses It by Virtuella reviews
Moonlight, a random discharge of magic and a little switch. Written for Rowena DeVandal's One Thousand Words Or Less Challenge.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Angua - Complete
Verity Pushpram's Diary by Virtuella reviews
A Nobbymance. Need I say more?
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,427 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Verity P., Nobby N. - Complete
Let's Away by Lamia of the Dark reviews
Oneshot. What if Sweeney killed the judge before Anthony burst in? Well, things would turn out a bit more like THIS!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
Death Drinkers by Lamia of the Dark reviews
Oneshot. Crack. Voldemort invites the Malfoys, the Lestranges, and Greyback over for a game of I Never which descends into drunken chaos. WARNINGS: for heavy drinking, cussing, and sexual references.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L. - Complete
The Mercury Chronicles: A Hogsmeade Debut by Respitini reviews
Violence in the classrooms! Espionage! Furtive games of footsie! Skiving off classes! This doesn't sound like our Mercurial Trio. Have the pressures of the first Hogsmeade trip finally gotten to Albus, Rose and Scorpius? An eventful start to Third Year
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,983 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Albus S. P. - Complete
My Order of the Phoenix Parody by MuffinPuppet reviews
I was doing homework, but I got distracted and accidentally wrote a parody of OotP--okay, it was just an excuse to watch it again. If you like spoofs that shamelessly rip on the material and people that bring us such joy, R&R. Or check out my GoF one.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,622 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Complete
Naked Cometh AnkhMorpork Nights by Twist reviews
Gay Voldemort.
Crossover - Discworld & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,357 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 4/22/2008 - G. House - Complete
The Dark Mark by Donna di Scalotta reviews
Draco Malfoy’s life has been dominated by the shadow of the Dark Mark, the badge of honor of his tribe and all that it represents. Series of one shots. Draco/Asteria or Astoria . SS Stellar Legends.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,826 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Draco M., Lucius M. - Complete
Teddy's Letter by DewNymph reviews
A mother's last words to her only son.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,064 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/18/2008 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Teddy L., Andromeda T. - Complete
How To Storm Voldemort's Castle Easy Version by Elliot Green reviews
How do you storm Voldemort's castle? How many people do you need? A thousand? No! All you need is two! And all you really need is a clipboard...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
The Mercury Chronicles: Quidditch by Respitini reviews
Watch as The Mercurial Trio finds a way to improve upon Quidditch Saturday at Hogwarts. Albus, Rose and Scorpius face down brooms, bludgers and runaway prefects.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Albus S. P. - Complete
The Mercury Chronicles: Beginnings by Respitini reviews
Follow the Mercurial Trio, Albus, Rose and Scorpius, at the very beginning of their friendship. How do they meet? Where do they get sorted? What do they wear? From the "Misspent Youth" universe.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,541 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Albus S. P., Rose W. - Complete
For Thine Is The Power by Kalany reviews
An epic length WIP beginning shortly after OOTP ends. Quasi!Severitus. Ignores HBP&DH. abusive!Dursleys, Sevitus, superpowered!Harry.warnings: violence, rape, abuse, sexual themes, selfinjury, suicide, character death.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 95,426 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 552 - Updated: 5/8/2008 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
Mister Stu by Kevin3 reviews
With all the nasty swipes at Sues at there, what happened to making fun of Stus? This story is going to help change this gender inequality. Not only that, but you the reader get a say in just how they get made fun of! Sequel to 'Miss Sue'
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,368 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/6/2008 - Published: 11/7/2005 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Merlin Guard by CyberArcRotarr reviews
The Dursleys have a secret. And that secret is going to change the way Harry views the world, forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,000 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/3/2008 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Harry P., Vernon D. - Complete
The Trouble With Names by Kevin3 reviews
Parody/Humor - Ever wonder what would happen to a first year entrance to Hogwarts that just happened to have the unluckiest name in existence?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Albus S. P., Jimmy P. - Complete
My Goblet of Fire Parody by MuffinPuppet reviews
GoF was on TV on Sunday and I was seized anew by the urge to spoof it. If you're like me and can't get enough HP spoofs, R&R. Edit: A ton of people favorited but not a lot have reviewed. I like reviews.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,160 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Complete
Riddikulus! by pet-munchkin reviews
Sanity? NOPE! - 12 lil vignettes that are totally ridiculous, very funny and have a touch of black humour. Featuring Tonks, her fave werewolf, an evil umbrella stand, Mrs. Black with minor problems, Sirius with MAJOR problems and a confused Snape! 3.Chap!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,755 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008 - N. Tonks, Remus L.
The Technicalities of Legal Copyrighting by The Storybooker reviews
Scorpius and Albus Severus were always Meant To Be. Now that their relationship is established, Albus Severus has some questions about how that happened. So anyway, that aside, what's with the copyright marks drowning everything else out every other word?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Marauders’ Horcrux by The Santi reviews
On the eve of their graduation from Hogwarts, a drunk James Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, and Peter Pettigrew took drastic steps to protect the tradition of pranking at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,964 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 190 - Published: 4/26/2008 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Daphne Greengrass and the 6th Year From Hell by WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot reviews
COMPLETE! A Slytherin in the DA? Fighting at the Ministry? Crushing on The Chosen One? Now, I'm gonna pay. I'm Daphne Greengrass and my 6th year is turning into a bloody nightmare! An AU Slytherin and Trio friendship story tracking HBP. RHr, HPGW, MCDG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 199,785 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/25/2008 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Ron W., Daphne G. - Complete
If Then by kalaway7 reviews
If Remus and Tonks had lived then how would their family have grown? What challenges would they have to deal with?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Remus L., Teddy L. - Complete
Luna Lovegood: A Second Thought by WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot reviews
One-shot, complete. Missing canon moment between HBP and DH. Equuys and Trinocerous and Snorkacks, oh my! This is how Luna describes her friends to her doting father. Part of my "A Second Thought" series. Reviews are definitely appreciated!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,979 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Luna L., Xenophilius L. - Complete
Death Eaters: The First Four Years by faballa reviews
When Voldemort took in his main group of Death Eaters, could he have made some...mistakes? Could it have possibly been unwise for him to hire groups of teenagers right out of school, especially teens with severe social "intricacies?" This is their story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,709 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Voldemort
Fraudulent Charges? by Seashadow reviews
Beautiful, smart, powerful, half-Veela Mary Sue defeats Voldemort, causing him to band together with Harry to rid the world of the one true abomination that is a certain obnoxious teenage girl with pink earrings. WARNING: Completely and utterly random.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Sins of the Fathers by madurai reviews
Tedddy Lupin has some questions for his father. AU. Originally submitted for the rt challenge March ficathon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,471 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Remus L., Teddy L. - Complete
The Supermarket by Dorie Kaiba reviews
Harry and Voldemort have an odd encounter at the local supermarket. Warning: As OOC as it gets! One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6268 - Favs: 15,938 - Follows: 5,454 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Before Teddy's First by TeddyLupin67890 reviews
Harry has a talk with Teddy before he begins his first year at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Harry P., Teddy L. - Complete
Albus Potter and the Misspent Youth by Respitini reviews
For the Reviews Lounge "Birthdays" challenge. What does one do when Dad's birthday is just another reason to dodge Paparazzi on the way into a Ministry ball? Get your cousin and best mate to orchestrate an absolutely fabulous entrance, apparently.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,130 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Albus S. P. - Complete
Harry Potter: Books 1 through 7 bloopers! by xXxbrokenxXx reviews
Its kinda hard to explain. Harry and his friends/foes are watching all of their big mishaps in books 1-7 bloopers! Basically making fun of scenes from the books, turning them around a bit. Review me with your blooper requests!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,928 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/5/2008 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Harry P.
Hogwarts Never Ends by melissaeverlasting reviews
Song parody of "High School Never Ends" by Bowling for Soup, as performed by the Harry Potter characters!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1682 - Favs: 7,755 - Follows: 979 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Great Monty Python Incident by Engel-des-Todes reviews
What happens when you mix Monty Python and Harry Potter? Should be funny. Rated just incase.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,982 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Complete
A Box Of Memories by JellyKatKiss reviews
Teddy gets a shoebox of his father, Remus Lupin's stuff. The box contains some of his father's most important memories, but will Teddy realise this? Please Read! :
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,952 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/16/2008 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Remus L., Teddy L.
From The 'Suicides etc' Folder by eruthiel reviews
A brief selection of the more unusual entries in the Ankh-Morpork City Watch folder, 'Suicides and Other Unpleasant Things'. Apparently stolen from the lockers of Nightwatch HQ, though they deny any knowledge of the list.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Complete
I'm Not Missing You by dogstar-ebony reviews
I don't miss you, just who you used to be. Bellatrix Lestrange was imprisoned for a horrific crime, but what happened before then? What was she like when she was just Bella Black?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Andromeda T., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Fate's Mistake by kb0 reviews
Summary: What if there was a small mistake in 1981, causing things to not be what they really seemed at #4 Privet Drive? Would Harry be different when he showed up at Hogwarts? What if a few things were done differently when Harry went to school? H/G
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 80,923 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 1,610 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 3/1/2008 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Our Bodies are Magic! by WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot reviews
What happens when Ron has to sit through a lecture about the physical development of witches and wizards from Snape? Utter humiliation, that's what! Outtake from Daphne Greengrass and the 6th Year From Hell, but can be enjoyed on its own. One-shot AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,301 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Ron W., Severus S. - Complete
The Year of Living Dangerously by Dogstar101 reviews
The story of the 'other trio' and Dumbledore's Army during Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,640 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Neville L.
Old Enemies At Hogwarts by Azul Tigress reviews
A new student discovers an old enemy when she joins Hogwarts. Is there anyone powerful enough to stop Slash and Sue as they wreak havoc at the school? Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Ten Things You Never Knew About Percy Weasley by Bad Mum reviews
I know everyone is doing these. But Percy is much misunderstood and needs a voice!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Percy W. - Complete
Second Chances by phoenix-aerith reviews
Full summary inside, basically its about Alexiel getting her one true wish to become a human. Kira makes an appearance, and he and Lucifer are two seperate beings. Yes, ppl, i'm back!
Angel Sanctuary - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,627 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 9/2/2006
10 Things: Harry Potter Style by a little erratic reviews
Series of lists of 10 Things. Such as 10 Things you Shouldn't Say to Voldemort, 10 things that would instantly let people know that you read waaay too much Harry Potter, 10 Devastatingly Overused Plotlines, and more!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,407 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 2/16/2008 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1992 - Favs: 2,187 - Follows: 776 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
1979 by Lady Altair reviews
It would have been a good year...12 months Fabian Prewett never lived.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Molly W. - Complete
Naked Reverence by Iniga reviews
After the second war, and her first meeting with Andromeda in a quarter-century, Narcissa talks to her husband about things they don't understand. About a month after DH. One shot. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,604 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Death comes to everyone by InsanityInside reviews
... what happens when he comes to the HP characters? HPDiscworld crossover, kind of...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,115 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 2/6/2008 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Death
Snails and Puppy Dog Tails by The Italian Peach reviews
.:Drabble Collection, One Shot:. Seven things you didn't know about Ron and Harry's friendship.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Andromeda's War by GrandmaBeth reviews
Andromeda sets down at the end of her life to write a warning to future generations. I am not JKR. Harry Potter belongs to her. I do not make any money from fan fiction. Don't plagerize! It is bad!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,880 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Andromeda T., N. Tonks - Complete
Almost a Squib by BajaB reviews
What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,899 - Reviews: 1146 - Favs: 4,418 - Follows: 1,070 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
It's Too Late by Death Eater Bella reviews
She thought she knew the real Severus, the one that cared about her. However the day of the Defence Against the Dark Arts OWL changed all that. Based on Snape's Worst Memory, Severus/Lily
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
But She Took Him by Aria Gray reviews
At 34 Harry finally confronts the Dursleys. Ignorant of Harry's past with both the Dursleys and the war, his children witness the unfortunate incident. How will Harry ever explain this? HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,755 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 1,209 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
The Aunt's Love Files by Emma Lipardi reviews
This is a series of oneshots that didn't make it into the story. Some are spoofs. Some are deleted scenes. Others are ideas I wanted to include, but couldn't. Let me know if there is a scene you want to see.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,236 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 1/7/2008 - Published: 11/2/2006
Harry Potter's Promise by kb0 reviews
Just before the final battle, Harry asks Ron to make sure he takes care of Ginny such that she never has to worry about the basics of life if he should die in battle. Ron thinks that's a good idea and asks Harry to do the same... see top of story
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,165 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 94 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Christmas Angels Heard on High by stella8h8chang reviews
Sometimes Snape hated Dumbledore, the patronizing preacher, an 'angel' who talked in metaphors about love and yet could not possibly understand. But he had forgotten that angels sometimes fall from heaven. References to SnapexLily & AlbusxGellert.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
A Truth, Some Lies, and a Pair of Pants by greenikat89 reviews
Oneshot, MWPP: The school is under the great misconception that Sirius is currently shagging the pants off of Remus. Remus goes to find Sirius to correct the rumor... and possibly get back his pants.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Antithesis by Water Mage reviews
Nineteen years later, life was going great for Harry Potter. He had everything he had ever wanted. Friends, a wife, children. It was perfect. Then he opened his eyes...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,788 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 2,328 - Follows: 444 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Friends Friends Friends by KatieBell70 reviews
The story behind Luna's ceiling
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Luna L. - Complete
True Love Never Did by Realmer06 reviews
She kissed him, so by all rights, that should mean all the tension has been resolved. Unfortunately, when you're talking about Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley, things are never quite that simple.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,008 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 44 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Teh Ultimate Mary Sue Parody! by Stormtracer reviews
Here's a thought: What if LotR characters could occasionally resist Mary Sues? After reading several badfics, I wondered what the results would be. So I wrote this.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,680 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/8/2007 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Legolas, Peregrin T. - Complete
This Lion's Had It! by Stormtracer reviews
Sick of the ‘girl meets Peter, Edmund, etc. and then they fall in luuurv’ storyline? Feel like giving her a good kick? Well, you aren’t alone...so does Aslan.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,783 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/8/2007 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Aslan
So You've Decided to Be Evil by Evadne reviews
Harry Potter discovers there are things far, far more annoying than Death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 1,679 - Follows: 1,205 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Twenty Things Albus Potter has never told Anyone by Winterlude reviews
Well, it's simply what the title says: twenty random things Albus Severus Potter has never told anyone. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Albus S. P. - Complete
The Deathly Hallows: The Other Story by MikeyB89 reviews
A story about what everyone else, particularly the DA left at Hogwarts, was doing during Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 59,473 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/27/2007 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Complete
A Good Way to Fall by Lady Altair reviews
How Alastor Moody came to use his flask, and six other drabbles on the man before MadEye.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Alastor M. - Complete
Afterlife Snape by Minerva McTabby reviews
Dead Snape explores his options. References to mythology, LotR, Discworld, DH Epilogue. Gen, no pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
A Very Young Girl's Record of Her Own Impressions by Eggo Waffles reviews
Ariana Dumbledore shares her thoughts on Oscar Wilde, Nietzsche, and Gellert Grindelwald's bum. AberforthGoat, AlbusGellert, onesided ElphiasAlbus.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,632 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Albus D. - Complete
101 Chapters Why Severus Snape Hates His Life by elemesnedene reviews
Snape, Voldemort, Death Eaters – and a good deal of misery for everyone concerned. No romance, no deep plot themes. Just humor, randomness, and a whole lot of colorful insults being thrown around between characters. Rated “M” for foul language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 73,602 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 11/9/2007 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Severus S., Lucius M.
A Sarcastic Git's Golden Rules at Hogwarts by Twisted Biscuit reviews
Hogwarts has a Sarcastic Little Git inside it’s walls. That Sarcastic Little Git is deeply disgruntled. In an effort to strike out against those who annoy him [read:everybody], he is posting mocking and vaguely offensive “Guidelines” on the notice boards.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 39,607 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 3/9/2006 - Theodore N.
Cockandbull Correspondence from the Cupboard by Twisted Biscuit reviews
Draco Malfoy, War Hero apparently, goes into hiding in the cupboard under the stairs of Number 4 Privet Drive. This is a record of his ordeal, in his own words. The veracity of his words is, naturally, open to debate...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,543 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Draco M., Dudley D. - Complete
123 Ways To Annoy The Hogwarts Staff by eruthiel reviews
What it says on the tin. ATTEMPT AT YOUR PERIL. The author will accept no responsability for injury to the reader as a direct result of this fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Complete
What Bravery Is by Lady Altair reviews
We cannot all be brave in the same ways: A year under the Carrows for Lavender Brown of Gryffindor, Padma Patil of Ravenclaw, Susan Bones of Hufflepuff, and Daphne Greengrass of Slytherin. Eventual FourShot. [Chapter 4, Daphne Greengrass: Fair Lady]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,730 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Susan B., Padma P. - Complete
Those Most Willing by Cardio Necrosis reviews
Albus thinks of his love for Gellert, before, during, and after their duel. It's odd, isn't it? That those most willing to love should never receive it. Slash, ADGG, minor DH spoilers. Reviews welcomed!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,195 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Albus D. - Complete
Defining Moments by the-original-hufflepuff reviews
Four moments in the life of Andromeda Tonks, four moments that describe her relationship with the daughter she lost. Oneshot, and a bit on the angsty side to say the least.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Andromeda T., N. Tonks - Complete
Ten Vicis Centum by Skyhiatrist reviews
Ten Times One Hundred. Ten drabbles glancing over missing moments from DH. Varying characters.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Complete
The Journey of Petunia and Harry by JJ Rust reviews
Return to the parallel Earth from my fanfics Walking Through Worlds and Crossing Paths. See Harry come of age through the eyes of a loving Aunt Petunia. Chapter Two Up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,237 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/7/2007 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Petunia D., Harry P.
Death and King's Cross by sciathan file reviews
[DH Spoilers, One shot] Who was to know Death had etiquette enough to be personalized? Ensemble fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,611 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Severus S., Sirius B. - Complete
Reconciliation by Peach Wookiee reviews
Dudley Dursley decides to make up with Harry about two years after leaving Privet Drive. Update: Final Chapter Epilogue! This is a trilogy with a bookend!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,137 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/26/2007 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
The Wedding Party by Laume reviews
Harry and Hermione marry. They decide that Severus needs to get a girl too, and set him up with, according to Hermione, someone suitable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,293 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Narcissa M., Severus S. - Complete
Crossing Paths by JJ Rust reviews
Sequel to Walking Through Worlds. An accident transports alternate versions of Harry, Ron and Pansy to the canon world. Now heroes from two different Earths must join forces against Lord Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,359 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Harry Potter: Unchampion by kb0 reviews
What if Harry's rebelliousness started a year earlier, because Dumbledore wouldn't let him go stay with Sirius in the summers? What would a rebellious teenager who was entered into the Triwizard Tournament do? H/G
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,236 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 2,613 - Follows: 791 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Complete
The Mirror of Erised: Thine Teaser by Kalany reviews
A standalone oneshot but also a teaser for my WIP, For Thine Is The Power. Harry and Dumbledore look into the Mirror of Erised, and have something of a revelation.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
The Dursley Witch by Who Me-3 reviews
It's two years after the Epilouge and Dudley Dursley gets a surprise he never saw coming, his daughter' letter to Hogwarts. Update 2/26/08 Over 36000 hits! Thanks so much everyone!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,735 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 9/13/2007 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Dudley D. - Complete
Dudley's Nineteen Years Later by Duochanfan reviews
At the end of Deathly Hallows we learn of Harry's Nineteen Years Later, Here is Dudley's Nineteen Years Later. Follows Canon hopefully.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 36 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Dudley D., OC - Complete
The Red Heir of Slytherin by Sarah1281 reviews
Ron and Hermione's trip to the Chamber of Secrets, where Ron gets over his inferiority complex and Hermione discovers that anyone can speak Parseltongue if they're unobservant enough.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,950 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 92 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Mudblood by Sarah1281 reviews
"Mudblood? Is that your idea of an insult or something?" Draco attempts to explain to Hermione why she should be offended.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 1,321 - Follows: 253 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Muggle Studies Research Grant No 1 by Crookshanks22 reviews
Several years after the war, the Ministry of Magic commissions Orla Quirke to research Muggle perceptions of wizards on fanfiction websites.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,464 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Hermione G., Penelope C. - Complete
Harry Potter's Life Lessons by DisobedienceWriter reviews
AU of Year One. The Dursleys have done one good thing for Harry Potter’s continued safety: their neglect has made him suspicious, sneaky, and cruel. A brief explanation of how things might have gone differently. Includes DH spoilers. Amoral!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,772 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 4,847 - Follows: 1,188 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The HarryDudley Letters by Rosalina reviews
What will Harry discover when he and Dudley start a correspondence? No, no, nothing slashy! PostDeathly Hallows, so there will probably be some spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,566 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/21/2007 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Harry P., Dudley D.
Walking Through Worlds by JJ Rust reviews
Hermione's homework is to explore a parallel Earth. What's her counterpart like? Who's Harry dating? And what's up with Luna?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,129 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Fixed by truemizzie reviews
What happened when Harry and the other Griffindor boys went back to their dorm after the Final Battle. SPOILERS FOR DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,426 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Red Star by kakistocrat reviews
PostDH Harry Potter and his friends must battle the creeping evil of Communism. NO STRANGE OR IMPOSSIBLE RELATIONSHIPS
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,697 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/15/2007 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Bill's Story The Battle and the End of the War by Bad Mum reviews
The story of the Battle of Hogwarts and beyond from Bill Weasley's point of view. How the Weasleys found out about Fred's death, and what happened afterwards. Runs parallel to the last chapters of Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 8,121 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/11/2007 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Bill W., Fred W. - Complete
Son of a Dudley by H.L.B reviews
Fifteen years after the events of Deathly Hallows Dudley gets a surprise visit about his son, Billy. Too bad Vernon and Petunia are visiting at the time...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,670 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/10/2007 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Brush Up Your Shakespeare by Realmer06 reviews
Utter silliness. RoseScorpius. DH spoilers. Rose convinces Scorpius to read her favorite play of all time. Scorpius is not impressed, and he's going to tell Rose exactly why.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 61 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Things I'm not Allowed to do at Hogwarts by Paradisical815 reviews
A list of things never to do at Hogwarts. Or is that a to do list instead? Warning: The acting out of any of these listed may result in detention or expulsion, but you'll have a hell of a good time. Will be part of a novel length story later.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,373 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/8/2007 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Because You're George by Realmer06 reviews
DH Spoilers. You know you can never be free of this pain because of what you are and what he was and what you both were. And what's the point of existing if it's going to hurt that much? What's the point of living if you can only ever be half there?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,086 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/6/2007 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Whisper by cupid-painted-blind reviews
Twenty truths about Sirius Black that he will never say aloud.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 42 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Sirius B. - Complete
One Last Lullaby by Lady Altair reviews
Andromeda sings one last lullaby to her daughter. DH spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 44 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Narcissa M., Andromeda T. - Complete
CrumpleHorned Snorkacks by CatalinaWineMixer reviews
Crack!Fic. A year after the war, Draco is visiting the sextet at their flat in Diagon Alley. While there, Draco discovers exactly what it is to find a CrumpleHorned Snorkack. Sexual content. Canon couples.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Complete
The Original Naked Quidditch Match by Evilgoddss reviews
When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,510 - Reviews: 894 - Favs: 4,369 - Follows: 939 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Gluttony of Dudley by TheEvilBanana reviews
As part of a class assignment, Harry must introduce a Muggle to the wizarding society. Guess who he brings? Response to challenge. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,358 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
A Shattered Soul and a Broken Heart by Bellatrix-Loves-Voldie reviews
DEDICATED TO OLIVIA MY FELLOW DEATH EATER!This is just a little short thing I wrote in about 10 minutes lol LVBL Deathly Hallows spoilers...Does Voldie have a heart after all?....
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L. - Complete
Five Moments of Doubt by bagheera reviews
Snape, Neville, Luna, Ginny and Professor McGonagall during Deathly Hallows. Spoilers for book seven.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,173 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
A Hat's First Time by Laume reviews
The Sorting Hat Sorts for the first time, and manages to set a dangerous precedent.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 90 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Godric G., Rowena R.
Facts of Life by eruthiel reviews
The Marauders learn some very important lessons.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,986 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 5/14/2007
A Quizzical Endeavour by Twisted Biscuit reviews
After You Know Who's return, shortly before the permanent removal of Professor Umbridge, the Ministry attempt to promote House Unity. They do so in the only way they know how: With paperwork. Which should go brilliantly, of course...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,168 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 6/3/2007 - Published: 10/7/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
Harry Potter, Wizarding Barrister by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Harry finds himself doing an unusual thing after the war: defending the innocent before the Wizengamot. Here’s what happens during his final case.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,437 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 2,066 - Follows: 550 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Complete
Number by DSieya reviews
There are seven highlights of Minerva McGonagall's career. [oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Minerva M. - Complete
The Game by InsanityInside reviews
Two people who never lose play a game.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Vetinari, GrannyWeatherwax - Complete
A Former Lover Visits by chocoluvr reviews
Young Cecilia Evans receives a suprise visit from her old lover, Tom Riddle Sr. who has just left his wife. He tries to get her to leave her husband and come live with them, though he does get a suprise from her. There is a suprise ending at the end.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Tom R. Sr. - Complete
Child of Mercy by Fyrning reviews
AU: Life had Harry been able to control accidental magic. Warning: Dursleys will be terrorized.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 66,519 - Reviews: 1690 - Favs: 2,982 - Follows: 3,432 - Updated: 4/30/2007 - Published: 9/27/2005 - Harry P.
Season Two Remix: Shirtless Zuko Style by Jakia reviews
The sequel of the damned. 20 more situations that would've ended differently had Zuko done it shirtless.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,218 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Zuko - Complete
Daddy's Girl by Narcissa B Malfoy reviews
Songfic. Cygnus Black struggles to come to terms with his daughters growing up.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,026 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Bellatrix L., Narcissa M. - Complete
Should've Thought of That One, Bori by Eggo Waffles reviews
We all wish that Boromir had survived Amon Hen, but have we ever considered the implications? Parody AU
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,546 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 1/26/2007 - Published: 5/3/2005 - Boromir
So Sue Me by lunakatrina reviews
My take on Harry's first year starting with him getting his letters. Add a lot of sarcasm, stir, and serve cold.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,383 - Reviews: 2377 - Favs: 4,533 - Follows: 3,840 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Harry P.
Goblet of Fire For Kindergartens! by truemizzie reviews
You've waited for it, and now it's here: Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire for Kindergartens!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
A Thousand Twitterpated Twits by Twisted Biscuit reviews
Despite of what logic may lead you to believe: there's a Veela at Hogwarts. For one week this vision of loveliness shall ensnare every male at Hogwarts with her feminine wiles or, um, something. Who is this enchantress? Minerva McGonagall.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,794 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 12/14/2006 - Published: 12/11/2006 - Minerva M., I. Karkaroff
Losing My Religion by truemizzie reviews
Hermione reflects on how her religion affected her life in the Wizarding World.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2006 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Changing back by InsanityInside reviews
An alternate ending to A small change. Sirius returns from The World Behind The Veil, but he is not alone…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,593 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/8/2006 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Sirius B., OC
Just a Random Tuesday… by Twisted Biscuit reviews
A VERY long Tuesday in the life of Minerva McGonagall. With rampant Umbridgeitis, uncooperative Slytherins, Ministry interventions, an absent Dumbledore and a schoolwide shortage of Hot Cocoa, it’s a wonder she’s as nice as she is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 58,525 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 2,240 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Minerva M., Dolores U. - Complete
Court Ordered Diet by Surplus Imagination reviews
Events are wrapping up at Privet Drive. 'It's All True, Every Word' is now up. How will Harry finish things with his cousin? Based on a real news story, Dudley Dursley is ordered by the court to lose weight as a part of his punishment for his delinquen
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,347 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 9/30/2006 - Published: 6/13/2005 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
If Cats Could Cry by Captain Evermind reviews
It is Minerva who finds Severus after the final battle. For the first time that she can remember, she lets herself dwell on their relationship, and his betrayal. A final epiphany.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Ein Himmel, weit, weit weg by remind me to breathe reviews
CompleteAU. Sie waren jung. Aber sie waren nicht naiv. Sie wollten nicht, dass die Welt zu ihnen aufschaute. Sie wollten keine großartigen Dinge leisten, nicht die Besten sein. Sie wollten einfach nur als eigenständige Personen gesehen werden...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - German - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,155 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 9/29/2006 - Published: 3/9/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
Chronicles of the Fallen: Improper Guardian by brenli reviews
Things have settled down in Heaven, Hell, and Assiah. Time has gone by in peace. And Michael's been bored out of his mind, until he is charged with a new task... to become the Guardian Angel of the child of Setsuna and Sara!
Angel Sanctuary - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 194,607 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/28/2006 - Published: 8/6/2005 - Michael, OC - Complete
An Apple Ad by Inner Babysitter reviews
A discarded advertisement by Apple featuring Death. And sausages inna bun. Please review.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Complete
Shake on it by Laume reviews
AU, sevitus, sort of. Just before leaving Hogwarts, Dumbledore sees fit to share a secret about Harry's and Snape's past. Harry is not amused.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,335 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 77 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Latin for Sex Ed by jade reviews
Enraged by the last horrible sex ed at Hogwarts fanfic you read? Want to read something completely different? Or pretty much exactly the same but with a sense of humor? This may be the story for you.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,672 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Complete
The Power of family by Gen Asis reviews
Whats this? Harry has figured out the powerthedarklordknowsnot. And your not going to beleve it! ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/13/2006 - Harry P., Petunia D. - Complete
Hedwig, I Don't Think We're At Hogwarts Anymore by PotentialDarkWizard reviews
What does it mean when a twister hits Hogwarts? That it's time for a Wizard of Oz parody of course! A humourous tale in which Harry finds himself somewhere over the rainbow, and though everyone looks familiar, no one is who they seem!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,710 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/5/2006 - Published: 7/3/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Where's my daddy? by Twilight Dusk reviews
Vimes Version. Multiple Chapters planned.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/19/2006 - Published: 8/13/2006 - Complete
Your PotterScope For Today by itsawoozle reviews
A version of the Weird Al song, Your Horoscope for today. This is what my mind thinks of when I’m bored to death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/17/2006 - Complete
What Would You Do For A Klondike Bar? by Spectra16 reviews
What would the characters of Harry Potter do for a Klondike bar? Hermione, Quirrel, Snape, Lucius, Hagrid, Ron, Trelawney, pretty much everyone is in here. And finally featuring . . . HARRY! Now taking ideas for Dumbledore!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 13,077 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/17/2006 - Published: 3/2/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
How to Write a Harry Potter Fanfiction by cupid-painted-blind reviews
Seven steps to writing yet another cliched Harry Potter fanfiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,051 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Complete
The Council of Elessar by Eggo Waffles reviews
It's the Fourth Age, and a matter of Utter Seriousness has prompted Aragorn to call a council.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,086 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/24/2006 - Published: 1/24/2006 - Aragorn, Faramir
Alternate Friendship by HungLikeARainbro reviews
DONE: AU Lister makes a bet with Parker that he can get the most unsociable kid in school, Rimmer, to be his friend. Not slash for once!
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,631 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/22/2006 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Rimmer, A., Lister, D. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Monty Python by Ace Trax reviews
Snape’s Sex Ed Class and other sketches.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/16/2006
Harry Potter and the Emotional Issues by NoisyCoyote reviews
ABANDONED Ever wonder how everything seems to happen to Harry and yet he really does seem to stay sane for the most part? Fudge is wondering too. And what does McGonagall have to say on all of this? Place your bets!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,855 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/14/2006 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Harry P.
Season One Remix: Shirtless Zuko Style by Jakia reviews
20 situations that would have ended different had Zuko done it shirtless. [crackfic. not to be taken seriously. many, many pairings. humor]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,905 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 51 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Zuko - Complete
The Trouble With Cupboards by TheGoldenSeraphim reviews
Oneshot, inspired by a friend's offhand comment. What WOULD the Dursleys do if Harry had had a twin? Buy a bigger house, perhaps, to have two cupboards under the stairs? They can't escape, no matter how much they'd like to...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/3/2006 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Petunia D., Vernon D. - Complete
Fifteen Years by Person4 reviews
For fifteen years Lancre was pulled out of time. This is the story of one left behind in the outside world. A story based on Equal Rites more than Wyrd Sisters.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Complete
WWP Presents: Giantus Pratus by evansentranced reviews
Sequel to HOS. Third Year, Fredn'George give film making another go. This time, their target is none other than the Giantus Pratus of Slytherin: Draco Malfoy. Among others. Crack!fic
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,332 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 6/11/2006 - Published: 1/23/2006 - George W., Draco M. - Complete
A sky, far, far away by remind me to breathe reviews
AU. What if a Muggleborn, a Weasley, and the BoyWhoLived were sorted into Slytherin? Six hours, three desperate children, and a revolution was born.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,224 - Reviews: 772 - Favs: 1,514 - Follows: 1,822 - Updated: 6/10/2006 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
A small change by InsanityInside reviews
Kind of AU, only not. The world behind the Veil is just… a world. Only a little different from the one we know. But a small change can have quite a lot of unexpected consequences…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 32,682 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/3/2006 - Published: 10/25/2005 - Sirius B., Regulus B. - Complete
Owling Voldemort by HermioneGrunge reviews
Another IMDB inspired story. If owl's know where to deliever, why not send Voldemort fan...er i mean hate mail?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,416 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/26/2006 - Published: 12/18/2005 - Voldemort, Albus D. - Complete
Backstage by Valandar reviews
Ever wonder what happens behind the scenes of your favorite Harry Potter fanfics? Well, wonder no more!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/6/2006 - Complete
The Importance of Family by Capricious Purple Clarity reviews
Future!fic oneshot! Abigail Dursley, age eleven. Normal girl, normal family, normal life... Until the arrival of a certain letter, that is... Slight mention of slash, nothing major. ANGST.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,640 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 30 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
The Chamber Strike by evansentranced reviews
Harry is sick of Umbridge and everyone pushing him around. Halfway through fifth year, he decides to Do Something about it. Warning: Contains nuts. And cults, falling sugar bowls, terrible handwriting, and beleaguered caretakers. Crack!fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,110 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 1,329 - Follows: 275 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Harry P., Argus F. - Complete
10 Things Not To Do At Hogwarts by Regina Jane Snape reviews
Funny list of things you really should not do at Hogwarts
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Complete
What Might Have Happened by BestSkeptic reviews
Hermione secretly transforms into a man. Ron and Harry are gay for each other and want to bring Cedric Diggory back from the dead. Snape is a cradlerobber, and the sexy Malfoy finds himself in hapless situations night after night. Rated M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,621 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/26/2006 - Published: 11/30/2005 - Cedric D., Harry P.
Changes Within and Without by marietsy2 reviews
Harry Potter is tired of being the Boy Who Lived and Dumbledore's Golden Boy. He has decided that he is going to embrace his Slytherin side, but he needs help. Who will help him? Why Malfoy of course!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,009 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 131 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
Bothering Snape by Billycan reviews
PRE HBP Ginny and two of her friends make a list of 40 ways to bother Professor Snape, and Ginny is elected to carry them out. Inspired by the 'Bothering Snape' cartoons.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,121 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 1/26/2006 - Published: 1/19/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W.
What Harry Potter Owned by marietsy2 reviews
Harry Potter finds out that he owns something very special. What will he do when he finds out what it is?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,418 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 172 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
10 Reasons, why Snape REALLY killed Dumbledore by saladhawk reviews
Another one of my little parodies on Harry Potter. Don't like, don't read. Rating for one mentioned death and... erm... many disturbing images.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Wizard Appreciation Week by snowmaid23 reviews
Sequel to Muggle Appreciation Day. Draco arrives at the Dursley's to visit Dudley for a whole week.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 12,266 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/17/2006 - Published: 7/31/2005 - Draco M., Dudley D.
Perfectly Abnormal by InsanityInside reviews
Dudley Dursley is perfectly normal. Luna Lovegood is not. Dudley hates anything abnormal. Luna finds normal a little boring. What happens when they meet? Oneshot. Warning: contains a weird pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/14/2006 - Dudley D., Luna L. - Complete
Is He My Father? by marietsy2 reviews
A oneshot parody. It makes fun of all those Severitus stories out there. I took canon behavior and threw it out of the window.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 36 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Father's Love by marietsy2 reviews
Harry finds out who is father really is and loses Sirius in the process.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Muggle Born by Crookshanks22 reviews
It isn't easy being Muggle when your sister is magic. This is Samantha Clearwater's story. A companion piece to 'Details' and 'Long Suffering Penelope.'
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,073 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/8/2006 - Penelope C. - Complete
25 Things Harry Potter Isn't Allowed To Do by made.unmade reviews
A short list on what Harry Potter, The Boy Who Just Won't Sodding Die, is not allowed to do. Some are suggestive, a few are parody, others are just plain stupid, and all of them are humorous.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/7/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Captain Carrot tells a dirty joke by LongshotMike reviews
Drabble.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Complete
More ME Holiday Carols by Celandine Brandybuck reviews
Filks: Traditional carols reworked into Middle Earth settings, in response to a challenge at HASA. Some LotR based, some Silmarillion based.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,587 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/3/2006 - Published: 12/7/2003 - Complete
Insanity and Light by Valandar reviews
Bellatix Lestrange was once a normal sane woman, whose mind was shattered by the Cruciatus curse. Who can help restore her sanity? Written for a fiction challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,083 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 34 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Bellatrix L., Harry P. - Complete
My Bella My Child by Lady Lestrange reviews
Why did Voldemort save Bellatrix at the Ministry? This is a little plot bunny that popped up after OotP and wouldn’t go away. I know, I’m usually a diehard VoldemortBellatrix fan and this will not be VoldemortBellatrix as you expect it to be, but then, I
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/17/2005 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L. - Complete
Finding the Goddess by Tindomiel reviews
Like Morgaine, Morgause had lost everything she worked for in her life, lost everyone she loved. Yet she had no spiritual refuge or Goddess to turn to. One bard's version of the fate of Morgause after the events in Mists of Avalon.
Marion Zimmer Bradley - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,509 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Complete
About Last Night by Darko28 reviews
“It's lovely that you want me as a member,” Harry interrupted Voldemort. “But there’s been a bit of a mixup. I didn’t really mean to join the Death Eaters. I was a little tipsy last night and boys will be boys, you know? Humor, oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,052 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 38 - Published: 11/29/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Betrayed, Rescued, and Revenge! by W.Kathy reviews
Remember the Chamber of Secrets? What if Harry couldn't save Ginny, and is accused of killing her? Can a 12 year old innocent boy survive in Azkaban? Who will save him? Two supposedly mortal enemies, that's who!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,228 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/24/2005 - Published: 7/11/2004 - Harry P., Severus S.
Miss Sue by Kevin3 reviews
Yet another nasty swipe at all those Sues out there. I think that about sums it up. Chapter 3 is up, making the story even worse.... come on, with a summary like this, you know you Have to read it
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,370 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/7/2005 - Published: 8/11/2005 - Ron W., Minerva M.
Of Angels and Volcanoes by Twist reviews
When a man like Vetinari dies, there's no way his funeral will be normal. NEW SHORT! The funeral has passed, but angellic encounters still irk Moist.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,956 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/20/2005 - Published: 9/10/2005
Birth of a Name by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. 1943. A Slytherin prefect on the brink of a series of lifechanging events, needs to settle on a secret identity that will inspire fear in the hearts of the weak... You didn’t think 'I am Lord Voldemort' was his first choice, did you?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 2,019 - Follows: 353 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Complete
Order of the Phoenix For Kindergartens! by truemizzie reviews
Prequel to HBP For Kindergartens!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/24/2005 - Sirius B., Harry P.
HalfBlood Prince For Kindergartens! by truemizzie reviews
Don't have the heart to read your kindergarten students Harry Potter and The HalfBlood Prince? Well then, just read them this!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/23/2005 - Harry P., Albus D.
Dear Viktor by Crookshanks22 reviews
The summer after HBP, Viktor Krum receives a 'Dear John' letter of sorts from Hermione. Written postHBP, now AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/21/2005 - Hermione G., Viktor K. - Complete
Stubby by InsanityInside reviews
Some one-shots inspired by a certain article in the Quibbler.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,622 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/14/2005 - Published: 4/25/2005
The Harry Potter Darwin Awards by Smirnoff Ryuu reviews
The ceremony to end all ceremonies, with laughter and tears as the Harry Potter Characters are assessed and eliminated from the wizarding and literary gene pool
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/9/2005
The Joys of the Phellytone by Nightblue reviews
What if telephones could work inside Hogwarts? This is what people's answering machine messages would say.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2005
The Harry Potter Horoscopes by Smirnoff Ryuu reviews
A humours outlook at the lifes of the Characters of Harry Potter told through the eyes of a more competant teacher than Trewlawny
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2005
What Was That Title? by Valarauko reviews
A) Replace one word from the book's title with a similar sounding word. B) Write a scene from the book with the new title. C) Post on the internet and allow to be ridiculed. Randomness strikes again!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 9,123 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/30/2005 - Published: 6/29/2003 - Harry P.
Fellowship of the RingRingRing by Valarauko reviews
Hello, you have reached the Fellowship of the Ring. All nine of us are out saving the world right now and can't come to the phone. Please leave your name and a review after the tone. beep!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 8,580 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/27/2005 - Published: 6/8/2003
Tom’s Guide for Becoming a Dark Lord by MDQ reviews
Tom’s easy to follow 10step guide for becoming a dark lord. The 10 essential steps that a young wizard must follow to become a dark lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,764 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Tom R. Jr., Voldemort - Complete
Please Leave Your Name And Phone Number by Super Shayde reviews
A really stupid fic about what I think certain character's answering machine messages would be. Cute and unbelievably lame. [TO BE CONTINUED]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/9/2005 - Published: 11/20/2004
So, You Wanna Be a Death Eater, Eh? by Morag X. Henegev reviews
Ever wondered how to become one? This story serves as a humurous hopefully guideline to it. Please read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,956 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/18/2005 - Lucius M., Bellatrix L.
The mystery of the map by InsanityInside reviews
The next generation comes to Hogwarts. Fred, George and Harry's kids try to find the Marauder's Map. And what has Percy's son got to do with it? A oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,515 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2005 - OC - Complete
WWP Presents: The Heir of Slytherin by evansentranced reviews
"Heir of Slytherin! Seriously evil wizard coming through!" "Yeah, he's off to the Chamber of Secrets for a cup of tea with his fanged servant!" Watch as Harry is stalked by Fred and George, film makers Extraordinaire. Crack!fic
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,528 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 753 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 6/5/2005 - Published: 6/4/2005 - Harry P., George W. - Complete
The Potter Song by Anakin McFly reviews
The Harry Potter version of The Llama Song.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
A Sharp Turn in Perspective by Igorina reviews
Sam Vimes and Lady Sybil face a rather unexpected peril of parenthood.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/28/2005 - Complete
Escaping destiny by InsanityInside reviews
A different timetravel story. Fred and George’s dream comes true. And turns into a nightmare! And possibly affects history. But how?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,222 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/14/2005 - Published: 5/9/2005 - George W., Sirius B. - Complete
Have You Got Any Stamps, Legolas? by Eggo Waffles reviews
If there had been a way for Boromir and Faramir to keep up correspondence during the Quest, it might have sounded somewhat like this. A more humorous outlook on some of the darker aspects of the War of the Ring.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,637 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/30/2005 - Published: 1/24/2005 - Boromir, Faramir - Complete
The Power The Dark Lord Knows Of by Finbar reviews
A very silly little one shot where Harry lets Voldemort know about the Power he isnt supposed to know about...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,553 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 1,181 - Follows: 284 - Published: 4/4/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Comfort Me Not With Cookies by Raksha The Demon reviews
Being the condensed version of an epic tale that I would never, ever write! Faramir Angst! Legolas-passion! A plucky OFC! It's a movie-verse AU parody, for your viewing pleasure. Complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,387 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/31/2005 - Faramir - Complete
The Yoda Song by Anakin McFly reviews
The Star Wars version of The Llama Song. Need I say more?
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2005 - Complete
Seven Stars and Seven Stones and One Old Copper by Egleriel reviews
Discworld-LotR crossover, with elves, Orcs and Nobbses. A magical accident catapults Vimes into another dimension. And worse, he has to find his son in an unknown land, in the middle of a war that he seems to be in charge of... CHAPTER 11 is up.
Crossover - Discworld & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,422 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/2/2005 - Published: 1/20/2005 - Sam Vimes
Harry Potter and the Spawn of Satan by InsanityInside reviews
HPGood Omens crossover. Adam goes to Hogwarts, Hogwarts goes crazy. Not as stupid and plotless as it sounds, but it does involve flying fish, CrumpleHorned Snorcacks and a very confused Draco
Crossover - Harry Potter & Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,311 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/19/2005 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Draco M., Adam Young - Complete
A Slaying Song by High Stress Level reviews
In which Lucius reads opinion polls, Voldemort sings Christmas Carols, and capsLock!Harry makes a brief but vocal appearance.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/31/2005 - Voldemort, Lucius M. - Complete
Snape, Lupin, and the 77 bunnies by Granny Yaga reviews
77 short SnapeLupin stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,780 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/24/2005 - Severus S., Remus L.
Phone Booth by Muthru reviews
Have you ever thought what happened that evening we lost Padfoot? Have you ever thought how the Ministry's Phone Booth works? slash (updated version a.k.a better one)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/23/2005
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2802 - Favs: 7,098 - Follows: 564 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Blood Secrets by OhSoSheWrites reviews
When Molly looks at Harry, she remembers everything that went before and the secrets that she will carry to her grave...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,932 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Molly W., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Gryffindor Massive: Aiii by HungLikeARainbro reviews
DONE What happens when Ron becomes a teenager? Ali G parody contains swearing heterohomosexual, drugs references
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,791 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Dr WatsonSmyth's Guide to a First Pregnancy by HungLikeARainbro reviews
UPDATE:FINISHED Lister finds out he is pregnant by his alternate self. How will he cope with the pregnancy, especially with Rimmer promising to help and be at his side constantly.
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,466 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/23/2004 - Published: 7/29/2004 - Lister, D., Rimmer, A. - Complete
Rowling and Seuss: Together at Last by Cassiel Oliviari reviews
Here's the plot, its Hogwarts rhymes. I'm sure you've heard it many times. But this has story, romance too. You have to check if its for you! HG, DHr, RL.UPDATED1019
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,898 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/19/2004 - Published: 8/8/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
After the Dawn: The Philosopher's Stone by WolfMoon reviews
Part two of the After the Dawn Saga, showing Harry's first year in Hogwarts after being raised by his godfather instead of the Dursley's. Read After the Dawn: The First Years first! Making friends, new and old, learning lessons somewhat differently
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 100,085 - Reviews: 1742 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 10/16/2004 - Published: 1/10/2004 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Overdone Plot Devices by citygirl1116 reviews
Exchange Students, time turners, potions accidents, long-lost twins, mysterious new powers, snogging, more exchange students...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,349 - Reviews: 1457 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 9/25/2004 - Published: 3/24/2004 - Harry P.
Sue'ing Double by Tindomiel reviews
Enter the average teen Mary Sue; then drop her in a Middle Earth that really does not want her there. As the author wreaks torment upon all of Middle Earth, Mary Sue learns the hard way that world-hopping is NEVER as easy as it looks.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,504 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/25/2004 - Published: 7/1/2003 - Legolas
The Fourth Sister by OhSoSheWrites reviews
History remembers only three Black sisters, but once there was a fourth.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,314 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/1/2004 - Narcissa M. - Complete
The Rules by The Green Pilgrim reviews
Minerva is given the thankless task of coming up with a set of rules to keep the students off of each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Published: 8/19/2004
Please! Not While I'm In The Shower! by michelle-31a reviews
Harry and his friends receive an unexpected visitor...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 58 - Published: 7/1/2004 - Harry P., Luna L.
SNAPE'S PROPOSAL LETTER FOR THE DARK ARTS by Sarah Noble reviews
He sends in an application every year...but what does it SAY?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 10,405 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 4/24/2004 - Published: 11/3/2003 - Severus S.
Sanctuary Psych Ward by DemonessOfPunishment reviews
AU, yaoi, yuri Setsuna and Sara Mudou have been to Sanctuary Psych Ward. Suffering from disorders that are dangerous to them and others, will they be able to deal with their new groups mates, old problems, and group therapy?
Angel Sanctuary - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 18,274 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/7/2004 - Published: 11/16/2003 - Complete
Don't Panic! by boz4PM reviews
Penny is panicking. Where is she? How did she get here? How is she going to get home and whose backside will she kick first when she does? A woman lost in Middle Earth wearing only her pyjamas. This can't be good... (STRONG language; NOT a M-Sue)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 136,860 - Reviews: 1366 - Favs: 2,430 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 3/27/2004 - Published: 1/17/2004
Moments Say So Much by Evadne reviews
The Fellowship sometimes has some trouble getting along
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,072 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/9/2004 - Published: 10/16/2003 - Gandalf, Frodo B.
Angel Sanctuary's VSJs, Round 2 by Michaela Judith reviews
Back again... Covers volume one, chapters four to six.
Angel Sanctuary - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,765 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/5/2004
Angel Sanctuary's VSJs by Michaela Judith reviews
What's really going on with the characters in Angel Sanctuary Volume 1, Acts 1-3.
Angel Sanctuary - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,704 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2004
After the Dawn: The First Years by WolfMoon reviews
AUHarry raised by Sirius Voldemort has fallen, the wizarding world is celebrating. But little Harry Potter, their hero, has disappeared after he was taken to his aunt and uncle, and Sirius Black was never caught …
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,462 - Reviews: 981 - Favs: 914 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 1/8/2004 - Published: 11/15/2003 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Mary Sue, You Must Die by Laburnum Steelfang reviews
PG-13 to be safe. Filk to American Pie.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/29/2003
Cornelius Fudge's Eulogy as Presented by S Snape by Mikee reviews
After Minister of Magic, Cornelius Fudge's death, Severus Snape is asked to give the eulogy. It is full of barbs and put-downs, but nothing profane. Please be kind, and don't flame me. I am the sensitive type. Thank you.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,556 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/24/2003 - Severus S.
Why me! Mad Tea Party by bagheera reviews
Zaphikel, Raziel, Sefie-dono, a mysterious hooded guest, an expensive, original Japanese blend of tea...
Angel Sanctuary - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/14/2003
Minor Gods by Byrdde reviews
As Havelock Vetinari is about to discover, belief is a powerful thing… [Finished!]
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,064 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 12/5/2003 - Published: 11/29/2003
The Game of the Gods by Limyaael reviews
COMPLETE Morgoth and Varda are playing a little game. Morgoth's weapon: Mary Sues. Varda's weapon: Reality. Rated for violence and Vala OOCness.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 73,692 - Reviews: 838 - Favs: 882 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 11/25/2003 - Published: 9/13/2003 - Complete
The Utterly Ridiculous Monty Python Registration by sacred-soul reviews
Astronomy has been cancelled. The Hogwarts sixth years (all of them--maybe fifth years later) are sitting in Muggle Studies instead, where they are filling out.....the registration to a Monty Python game (slightly modified). Hilarity ensues. Minor cursing
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,062 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/16/2003 - Published: 11/15/2003
Just fiction? by Realmer06 reviews
I am invisible. As such, I can see all the other invisible people. one in particular that I'm very interested in. Her name is Joanne. I have a secret that concerns joanne. I know something the other wizards don't.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/20/2003
My Story by Mirloc reviews
An idea I've had kicking around. Harry retaliates against the JKR Books. Now Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,791 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/24/2003 - Published: 9/5/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Ways to Kill a 'Sue by Huinesoron reviews
Hey kiddies, do you know what a Mary-Sue is? I do . . . something that, during the course of this story, DIES! Muahaha!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,532 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/21/2003 - Published: 8/26/2003
Lord Celeborn Kicks Butt, with Style by Katharine Faith reviews
The third in the Kicks Butt series. A Sue of questionable parentage makes the mistake of intruding upon Celeborn's melancholy after Galadriel's departure for Valinor. Final edit complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,118 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2003 - Complete
SECRET DIARIES OF HOGWARTS: BOOK THREE! by Sarah Noble reviews
Black shnoogles Lupin and Draco gets a part-time job.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,184 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/29/2003 - Draco M., Sirius B.
The Hogwarts Fanfiction Academy by Meir Brin reviews
**Complete!** Welcome to HFA, a school for fanfiction writers of the Harry Potter designation. Yet who would have the courage to teach such a motley bunch? Why the Harry Potter characters themselves, of course! (A Miss Cam-authorized OFU)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 79,887 - Reviews: 876 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/17/2003 - Published: 9/26/2002 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Alternate Ending to OotP by AllieE reviews
Didn't like how OotP ended? Neither did I. This is the way I wanted it to end, even though I exaggerate -- A LOT. The ending was too sad, I wanted it to be happy and funny....so I made my own! *Major OotP spoilers!!* **Please R&R!**
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/2/2003 - Published: 7/1/2003 - Harry P.
Frontline Interviews by Sarah Noble reviews
Interviews with Hogwarts' most fascinating (or disturbed) residents.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/29/2003 - Severus S., Draco M.
I Wait by Thalia Weaver reviews
On the shore of Valinor, Celebrian waits for her husband...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/24/2003 - Elrond
Draco Malfoy and the Goblet of Fire COMPLETE by Lady Lestrange reviews
Draco, upset because Dumbasadoor cancelled Quiddich decides to enter the Tri Wizard Tournament as the Fifth Champion. See how he bests Harry Potter! Fun and funny. Includes: Moody, Sirius, Hermione, Ron, Ginny, house elves, Voldemort COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,892 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/8/2003 - Published: 1/29/2003 - Draco M., Pansy P. - Complete
Got a MALFOY as my SEX TOY by Minerva McTabby reviews
Parody of "There's a WOCKET in my POCKET" by Dr. Seuss. A celebration of Slytherin sexuality, written in honor of the Slytherin Fuh-Q Fest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2003 - Severus S., Draco M. - Complete
Bona Fide Legolas Kicks Butt by Katharine Faith reviews
Sequel of sorts to "Good King Thranduil Kicks Butt." A Sue encounters Book!Legolas. Rating for a rather grisly demise... hee... Final edit complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2003 - Complete
Good King Thranduil Kicks Butt by Katharine Faith reviews
A Sue and some accomplices learn the error of their ways. Rating is for some violence...and some deaths...hee hee hee... Final edit complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2003 - Complete
The Mall of Arda by Andy Longwood reviews
Welcome to Imladris, Middle-earth’s premier shopping mall. Please come in, look around, and try to restrain yourself from maiming me for writing such tripe. Based on a fangirls delusions, told from Legolas’ point of view.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,347 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/26/2003 - Published: 2/7/2003 - Legolas
The Slytherin Truth or the REAL Story of How Harry by Lady Lestrange reviews
The REAL Story of How Harry Potter Got His Scar and other stuff as told to me by Rita Skeeter. LOL funny. Have you ever wondered why Lily didn't take the kid and floo or apparate?here's why one chaptercomplete
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,206 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/23/2003 - Published: 2/19/2003 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
PPC: From the Files of Polaris and Aria by Cat Meringue reviews
Two partners protecting the canon from the scum of the Sue.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,508 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/28/2003 - Published: 8/20/2002
Surviving the Unforgivable Curses by OhSoSheWrites reviews
Neville's thoughts as Moody demonstrates the Cruciatus curse.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,836 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/28/2003 - Neville L. - Complete
Sorting 101 by Kevin3 reviews
Parody - Harry returns to Hogwarts for a 5th year, but runs into a disgruntled Hogwarts employee... of the most unlike type.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/28/2003
Lady Vetinari by Byrdde reviews
Vetinari and a certain young lady have stopped by his mother’s manor. Unfortunately, the Lady Vetinari seems to have a very wrong impression…
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,523 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/15/2003 - Published: 2/3/2003
Assassin's Bane by Byrdde reviews
Havelock Vetinari is an up and coming in the Assassin’s Guild, but someone keeps getting in his way...
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,481 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/1/2003 - Published: 1/26/2003
Harry Potter and the Tea Party of Doom by Le Chat Qui Garde La Lune reviews
Voldie's back with a makeover that seems to entail...pink flufiness! Find out about his marriage plans, and why Harry's been driven over the edge! and wait- is that the Loch Ness monster?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2003 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Tommy, Darling, Are You Gay? by Quix reviews
Poor Voldemort receives a Howler from his grandchildren-obsessed Mummy. Can he placate his mother, keep his Guy Fawkes Day plans and boost his karma all in one day? Not likely. Features snakes, laundry, and Truly Evil Baby Photos. New chapter uploaded!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,569 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/4/2003 - Published: 12/29/2000 - Voldemort
The Patient by Scribe reviews
Complete - When Dr Aaron Stone is asked to conduct a psychiatric examination of a patient with severe schizophrenia, he becomes the key to unlocking a mystery that alters everything he knows of the world and his own past. (Gandalf/Legolas/Aragorn fic)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 97,069 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/24/2002 - Published: 9/20/2002 - Aragorn, Gandalf - Complete
Angel Sanctuary: The American TV Dub by Mikomi's Pen reviews
Angel Sanctuary? No angels in this story, no no no! Can't make Judeo-Christian references and offend the parents. Must make the dub TV-PG or below. No swearing, no blood, and nothing that could be considered G - A - Y, if ya know what I spell.
Angel Sanctuary - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 13 - Published: 10/1/2002
SECRET DIARIES OF HOGWARTS: BOOK TWO! by Sarah Noble reviews
Sequel to the first SDOH. Read all about the tortured love lives and wardrobes of HP characters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,211 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/16/2002 - Severus S., Draco M.
SECRET DIARIES OF HOGWARTS by Sarah Noble reviews
You don't really know a person...until you read their VERY SECRET DIARY...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,734 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/11/2002
A Life More Ordinary by Scribe reviews
COMPLETE! The War of the Ring is over and the Fellowship have settled back into their lives. However, they soon learn that normal is a matter of perspective and sometimes the ordinary can be more confounding then even Sauron and all the hosts of Mordor.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 59,793 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/20/2002 - Published: 6/11/2002 - Complete
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3180 - Favs: 1,993 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
I am the Very Model of a Future Evil Overlord by Elspeth1 reviews
J.K. Rowlings meets W.S. Gilbert.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/26/2002 - Draco M. - Complete
Nine Men And A Little Lady by Kielle reviews
Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 1287 - Favs: 2,498 - Follows: 287 - Published: 1/8/2002
That Potter Slash by Minerva McTabby reviews
Green Eggs and Ham parody. 'Nuff said. Slash Warning should be redundant, really.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 42 - Published: 1/3/2002 - Complete
The TRUE Angel Sanctuary by Eike and Mai reviews
What we think the first three episodes should have been like. Um, if you don't like yaoi, stay away. Or read, and flame us ^_^
Angel Sanctuary - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/23/2001
The Sorted Hat by Zed reviews
The Sorting Hat raps. Totally pointless!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2001
How to Fry an Egg on Your Enemy's Head. by The Marauders Minus Two reviews
Ever wonder just how greasy Snape is? Well, the Marauders are going to find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/19/2001
Happy Birthday by The Marauders Minus Two reviews
It's Harry's birthday and he's about to get a big surpise.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,682 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2001
There You'll Be by The Marauders Minus Two reviews
A bittersweet story from the pov's of Moony ,Padfoot and Wormtail. As they look back on the years, they realize that as friends, they all are connected and nothing can sever the bonds of a friendship as strong as theirs.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,994 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/1/2001
Behind Red Eyes
Result of me thinking about "what if"s. Layla gives birth to her and Sandalphon's child-a girl! Raised on earth after the death of her mother, she runs into Yue Kato, who is searching for anyone who can end the new threat to heaven. Slightly AU, Kato/OC
Angel Sanctuary - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,696 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Kato Y.