After a mortifying first meeting, fanfiction writer Bella finds story inspiration in her distracting new neighbor. She thinks he's just a player. He thinks she's a little odd. But you can't judge a book by its cover. And just wait until Bella discovers who's reading her newest fic! Art imitates life imitates art. An AH romantic comedy.

As a Seattle sports talk radio host, it's my job to give my opinion on the Seahawks new quarterback, Edward Cullen. But maybe I shouldn't have said what I did...you know, about his butt. E/B Rated M for language and adult content.

The love of his undead life died 5 yrs ago. And for 5 yrs he's been waiting for her return. After 5 yrs of waiting, he sees the impossible. She stands in the doors of Fangtasia. She's returned to him. He wanted to hold her; his friend, his wife, his lover. She only stares at him and says, "Hi, I'm Sookie Stackhouse." She doesn't remember him. He dies once again. Will she remember?

I love the SVM books and the show but I thought I would take a turn at changing them up a bit. I love Eric and Sookie together but I think their lives could have been different. This is my take on them! Enjoy! LOTS of lemons! Adult Content!

Powerful and successful, Isabella Swan held the world in the palm of her hand. Unfortunately for her, so did Edward Cullen. Written for the "Forbidden Affairs" contest and placed third. OOC, AH/AU, E/B, Rated M for Language and Lemons.

"Courtly love was a medieval European conception of nobly and chivalrously expressing love and admiration. Generally, it was kept secret and not practiced between husband and wife." The secret life of Bella Swan & Edward Cullen: 1996 - 2014. AH/AU, OOC.

Follow-on from Deadlocked. Trying hard to pretend DEA never existed ... M for violence and occasional lemons

Sookie has made her decision. Eric is alone with nothing but a millennium of thoughts and a date with the sun. This was originally written as a One Shot but has progressed to much more. Sookie has become vampire to be with Eric, however, their lives together begin riddled with problems. I try to stick to canon for the first 9 books as much as possible.

Picks up post DEA. I just couldn't reconcile letting their story end without a HEA. Now complete.

AU- What if Adele married Fintan Brigant instead of Earl Stackhouse? When Sookie parents died Adele, Fintan and Niall discovered Sookie's ability to read minds so they ask the Ancient Pythoness to train Sookie. This will be a Sookie/ Eric story later on.

This is what should happen if Charlaine Harris ever writes a Book 14. There was too much left unsaid between Eric and Sookie, and there are too many loose ends that need tying at the end of Book 13. Eric has made enormous sacrifices to keep Sookie safe, or so he thinks. However, Freyda knows that so long as Sookie lives, Eric will never love her, and that is simply unacceptable.

What happens in Vegas doesn't always stay there. Can Sookie and Eric beat the odds or will their house of cards come tumbling down? Rated M for later chapters. AH/AU

Bella Swan is an aspiring sports writer and her first big assignment is to interview the league's biggest, not to mention hottest, quarterback. Will Edward Cullen school her in the rules of the game or will she teach him a thing or two? Rated M.

what if Sookie was able to make the call to Niall the night of the Nevada takeover. How would that change things? Rated M AU

"I really like you, Cara. I hope you can forgive me someday," he whispered against her throat, his lips moving gently against her skin. Bella felt her first trickle of fear. "What does that mean?" her voice trembled as her heart raced. Why...?

Every day a different book. Every book a different message. As Bella deliberately works her way through the library, will Edward be able to read between the covers?

What if Sookie was shot by Debbie Pelt and amnesiac Eric decides to turn her. What happens when Eric regains his memories? Eric/Sookie

This is my entry for the Sookie's Secret Santa fic exchange. Eric Scandinavo is prowling the streets of seventeenth-century Florence when he comes across someone in serious trouble. Who is scheduled for the Boxing Day bonfire, and why should Eric care?

What if Sookie's parents had listened to the doctors? Hadley and Sophie-Ann rescue Sookie from a Mental Facility. Spoilers up to short story 'One Word Answer'. AU/OOC. Re-posting from Live Journal.

What would happen to Sookie, if she were immortal? How much would her life change and what would be her and Eric's future?

The definition of a mercenary is a soldier for hire. His crew are trained fighting machines. Hers are smart PIs. What happens when they need each other to survive? Canon couples. AH/AU. Rated M for lots of reasons, including violence and lemons.

AU/AH: When the Swans return to their birthplace, Bella learns she is no ordinary teenager, and Forks is no ordinary town. Can she fulfill her destiny with the powerful Edward Cullen, or will the dark forces that threaten their families destroy them all?

Eric takes a trip to Vegas, but when Sookie follows him...love, betrayal, sacrifice, and a hint of lemon

Sookie offers Eric his heart's desire, and in doing so finds her own.

Redo on the end of Eclipse and replacing BD; when Jacob kisses Bella in the woods after threatening to kill himself. Bella does not have any love for Jacob other than friendship. She embarks on her life with Edward. Canon/AU you decide. Rated M.

Follow Bella as she tries to survive a madman's abduction and keep a stranger's child from succumbing to his wild fantasies, and follow Edward as he tries to stay sane searching for his daughter taken right before his eyes.

SEQUEL TO MLOONAA! Join Bella, Edward, and the gang as they reunite during college for breaks! Fun, Fluff, Lemons, and of course DTE! OOC, AU, and All Human. Please read Making Love Out Of Nothing At All first!

Set after Breaking Dawn. "I think things are going to be kind of boring now, aren't they?" That hope is shattered as the Cullens' world is turned upsidedown. Will they find their happily ever after, even if it's not what they imagined it would be? PLZ R&R

What happens when the honeymoons over and you have to start dealing with life? Edward and Bella learn that being married isn't always easy and crazy MIL's dont just go away.

From Edward's POV, what happens when he comes across someone hassling Bella and catches the scent of her blood for the first time. One shot

As temptations, needs and desires spiral out of control what will it take to make it back to the one your heart belongs to? Rated M for mature content. AH/AU

Post BD. Canon. The Cullens must face a new threat from the Volturi, even as renegade wolves start taking down their friends. When Jacob and Nessie are theatened, battles that were once walked away from must now be fought. Violence, some light citrus

EJami fic. A hopefully romantic, angsty & funny picking up just after the immigration interview. Lucas is in jail & EJami are living together in the mansion with John & Marlena. Can EJ finally break through Sami's walls & get her to admit to her feelings?

Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.

Edward thought of Bella as just a friend, but Bella always felt more.That was 3 years ago and now she's ready to make Edward Cullen fall in love with her and make this the best summer of her life. All Human OOC Lemons Gall-lore! WARNING: NC-17

A angsty one shot about a Bella with no memory and the hot young doctor trying to help her find it.

Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.