Zork the Unbearablehide bio
 Author has written 6 stories for Stargate: SG-1. Once Again Thought I'd re write this. Though I am still Zork I feel I am not longer Unbearable, Just mildly Annoying, but as it would take just way too much effort on my part to change me name i decided to stick with ZOrk the Unbearable, you the veiwers at home can reprogram your puny brains instead. Now lets see what has been happening in this world, hmmmmm. Ah yes the alien invasion is coming along quite swimmingly and soon all the human race will be slaves to the Immortals. I have recently rekindled my love of Enid Blyton and shall soon own all 21 famous five books, you see i don't count those written by others, and i shall soon write famous five fanfiction. ONCE AGAIN DANIEL JACKSON IS DEAD ~ strange thing this isn't really a spoiler it has happened that many times! I blame the immortals, those scamps. Well I must be off, I have some feilds of flowers to skip merrily through then set alight, oh it will be ever so much fun! "Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first woman she meets and then teams up with three complete strangers to kill again. -- Marin County newspaper's TV listing for "The Wizard of Oz" " |
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Someone Noticed by BiteMeTechie reviews
When the expedition to Atlantis began, several of the world's greatest minds were taken along for the ride. You're telling me that no one on Earth noticed their absence? I'd like to think as a species we're slightly more observant than that. SGA/Lone Gunmen
Crossover - Lone Gunmen & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/16/2018 - Published: 7/5/2006
Petunia's Boys by severusphoenix reviews
A very AU Severus/Harry mentor fic with Lucius as a friend as well. Petunia dies and the Dursley's flee Privet Drive along with Harry. They end up hiding in an unexpected place when the Hogwarts letter arrives.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 84,040 - Reviews: 1565 - Favs: 3,104 - Follows: 1,900 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
All Hallows' Eve - New York by Whispering Darkness reviews
Harry Potter had never really managed a normal, peaceful Halloween, so he really shouldn't have been surprised when he was suddenly displaced from the grocery store and found himself in front of a maniacally cackling man in a very dramatic outfit.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 6,397 - Follows: 1,763 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Facing Danger by whydoyouneedtoknow reviews
AU, fourth in main Dangerverse, complete. Weddings and funerals and babies, oh my! Despite the Second War, life goes on for Pack and Pride. Harry is determined to beat Voldemort, but who will die along the way? Year 5 and summer before 6.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 444,703 - Reviews: 3438 - Favs: 1,319 - Follows: 933 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Complete
In the Keeping of HFA by Meir Brin reviews
Something more is happening at the Hogwarts Fanfiction Academy this year. Something other than mass fanwriter education Through Pain. Something more... sinister? Maybe, but "chaotic" and "insane" work too.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,430 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 9/9/2003
Brotherly Love by SistineMay reviews
When Jack has to become guardian to his much younger halfbrother, Daniel, how will he handle the changes he must make to his life?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 195,510 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 2/10/2006 - D. Jackson, J. O'Neill - Complete
To See A Falling Star by Lady FoxFire reviews
When Vernon's abuse goes to far, will Harry be able too live with the effects? Warning: implied sexual contact and violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,061 - Reviews: 1003 - Favs: 981 - Follows: 1,006 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 5/18/2002 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Distant Relations by Sierra Phoenix reviews
Xander learns the truth about his parentage and must decide whether or not to seek out his real father. Crossover with Supernatural.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 110,929 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 5/12/2008 - Published: 9/27/2006
Without A Clue by Collegekid2006 reviews
The Psych cast gets thrown into Shawn's wild game of weapons, rooms and...muuuurrrder. Based on a challenge to use the Psych characters as Clue characters. Warning- lots of references to the movie Clue.
Psych - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,004 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Complete
A Life Less Extraordinary by Frostfyre7 reviews
Hired to steal a supposed alien from one of Paquin's top ringmasters, Mal Reynolds figures things are gonna go even less smooth than usual. Then a passenger calling himself 'the Doctor' shows up, and things go all manner of crazy...
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 105,503 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 1/15/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Complete
Carefree No Longer by saltoftheearth reviews
JD is forced to revisit past trauma and is finding himself back in a place he never thought he'd be again.
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,940 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 10/19/2007 - Published: 9/14/2006 - John D./J.D.
Dealing with Danger by whydoyouneedtoknow reviews
AU, third in main Dangerverse, complete. Take two Marauders and the women who put up with them. Add eight naughty children, two evil escapees from Azkaban, one wise Headmaster, and a dash of Dark Lord. Shake well and enjoy. Years 3 and 4, twisted canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 469,842 - Reviews: 3464 - Favs: 1,356 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 8/5/2006 - Published: 9/20/2005 - Complete
Family Night by Celebony reviews
As Hogwarts starts a quarterly Family Night, Harry is determined take part. Facing the heartache of looking in all the wrong places, he'll have to discover the true meaning of family, and that sometimes it comes from where you least expect it. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,312 - Reviews: 2431 - Favs: 5,262 - Follows: 1,012 - Updated: 1/6/2006 - Published: 11/29/2005 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Could You Repeat The Question by HiBob reviews
Malcolm is an American. Malcolm is going to Hogwarts. He is now in his fourth year. And after all this time, no one really likes him. Malcolm blames Dewey.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Malcolm in the Middle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 137,488 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/7/2005 - Published: 10/31/2005 - Complete
The Unintended by Wired Witch reviews
After a traumatic event onboard a ship in need of rescue, Harper comes away with more than emotional scars.
Andromeda - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 31 - Words: 37,465 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/6/2005 - Published: 4/19/2005 - Complete
Living with Danger by whydoyouneedtoknow reviews
AU, first in the main Dangerverse series, now complete. Lone wolf. Dream-seer. Bright child. Scarred child. Singer. Prisoner. Dancer child. Dragon child. Eight semi-ordinary people. One extraordinary family, and how they became one. Pre-Hogwarts story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 222,438 - Reviews: 3805 - Favs: 3,968 - Follows: 985 - Updated: 3/12/2005 - Published: 10/25/2004 - Complete
Weirdness by sunnydisposish reviews
What happens when you're pining for new episodes, and the only one you have on tape is...Enigma? Stargate Fan Awards Best Humorous Gen nominee 2002, Best Quirky Slash nominee 2003. Yes, both gen and slash. No, nothing happens. It's all in the insinuation.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 2/5/2005 - Published: 1/31/2005
Flawed Perfection by Celebony reviews
[Sequel to Recnac Transfaerso] Finally, Harry's in for a perfect summer with his godfather and friends, or so it begins. But being Harry Potter means that nothing can stay peaceful for long. {Complete}
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 260,672 - Reviews: 3200 - Favs: 2,477 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 11/17/2004 - Published: 3/11/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Fugitive Prince by March Madness reviews
A prophecy stretches war a decade too long, ending with the Potter’s second son flourishing while the first suffers a dark life of ignominy. Harry Potter now rests in the hands of Fate as he’s forced to prove his worth to a world that doesn't care to
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 217,193 - Reviews: 1344 - Favs: 1,533 - Follows: 863 - Updated: 8/31/2004 - Published: 6/5/2002 - Harry P.
Nothing Wrong with Fruit Loops by Gimli2003 reviews
SG-1 comtemplates food-or the commissarys suitable lack thereof. complete
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,766 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/17/2004 - Published: 11/14/2003 - Complete
The Trouble with Jack by custardpringle reviews
Sequel to The Trouble with Teal'c. Jack's stapler fetish is getting worse, and Siler is developing a case of corridor rage. When the two cross, it ain't pretty. [COMPLETE!]
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,780 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/12/2004 - Published: 2/22/2004 - J. O'Neill - Complete
Recnac Transfaerso by Celebony reviews
In a rash act of self-sacrifice, Harry saves a dying Muggle by magically transfering the man's cancer to himself. Now, going through his fifth year with a terrible secret, he begins to realize just what he's given up. H/G, R/Hr. Warning: abuse
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 195,216 - Reviews: 4666 - Favs: 6,063 - Follows: 1,333 - Updated: 1/11/2004 - Published: 6/25/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
The Trouble with Teal'c by custardpringle reviews
Teal'c gets a new pet. Now finished, R&R please
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,832 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 11/15/2003 - Published: 11/14/2003
The Hogwarts Fanfiction Academy by Meir Brin reviews
**Complete!** Welcome to HFA, a school for fanfiction writers of the Harry Potter designation. Yet who would have the courage to teach such a motley bunch? Why the Harry Potter characters themselves, of course! (A Miss Cam-authorized OFU)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 79,887 - Reviews: 876 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/17/2003 - Published: 9/26/2002 - Complete
Something Old, Something New by Victoria May reviews
NEW: Chapters 23! ERs Dr. John Carter is offered a job at SGC by Dr. Janet Frasier (crossover)
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 97,026 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/27/2003 - Published: 9/28/2000
The Horror, The Pain, The SLASH! by rhovan reviews
This is for everyone who has ever read REALLY BAD slash and wanted to rip out their own eyes, this is slash MY way. UPDATED Chapter 4 is up people. Read it.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,979 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/18/2002 - Published: 9/10/2002 - Aragorn, Legolas
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3180 - Favs: 1,993 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
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SG1 Go a Plunderin' reviews
In tribute to International Talk Like A Pirate Day Sept 19th, SG-1 go for a nice boat trip.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9/18/2004
The yet to be named fic reviews
Its PG just incase, I can't remember anything in appropriate but you never know! ANyways I can't remember the story to well even though I wrote it the smornin, so you will just have to read and review.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3/16/2004
It is too hot today reviews
It is just too hot to write a summary. Both here and at the SGC
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2004
A Bit of Randomness reviews
PG- for alchohol usage. I like randomness and I can't remember what I wrote in here, but it does include blue jello!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,651 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/14/2004
Oh no! Stargate and Monty Python Don't Mix reviews
A sequel to Why Danny got Kicked off the TEam, but can be a stand alone. Don't read if you don't know Monty Python as you will die from randomness.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/25/2004
Why Danny gets Kicked off the Team reviews
Written by Zork the Unbearable while on a Coca-Cola induced sugar and caffeine high. The reason why Daniel Jackson gets kicked off SG-1.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1/5/2004 - D. Jackson