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Joined 07-27-10, id: 2467668, Profile Updated: 10-16-13
Author has written 6 stories for Naruto.

hi

please allow me to introduce myself

im a man of wealth and taste

um okay not really im a 15 yr old girl named Amanda please disregard all i have said before & if you dont know what i was quoting then please find out bc being cultured and knowledgeable is a virtue

okay now a few things about me if you were curious

1. my hobbies include drawing. and schoolwork i guess that's all i do

2. i take myself too seriously sometimes

3. i used to be reallllllly into naruto but i've grown out of it... though i still really enjoy fanfiction

4. unfortunately i've become a directioner over the years and this is one of my most guarded secrets bc apparently its bad to like boy bands so if you give me shit about it i will not be very happy with you. if you dont like them fine cool thats your thing but please do not be a cunt about it okay rest assured that i have a perfectly fine musical taste and you do not have to tell me what to listen to

5. sorry im a bit sensitive about it lets just forget about it okay its better for the relationship

6. um okay a lot of these stories are really old and they are TERRIBLE and i will not be continuing them bc they ARE THE ACTUAL WORST (like us & idek what they're called anymore but they are really really bad trust me)

7. you can find me on other splendid sites such as tumblr and deviantART um about that its very old and full of shit sorry okay

8. well music is very important to me and besides the boys here are a few of my faves

Bon Iver

Kodeline

Lorde

Marina and the Diamonds

Pierce the Veil

Sleeping With Sirens

The Ramones

um so those are a few bands but genre wise its a mix of punk, new wave & old, metal, indie rock, pop, and a bunch of other shit so

9. my favorite book is still JDATE but ive found some really great ones in the past few years like really great satire and classical novels not to sound like a douche but hey ive probably already done that so

10. so yeah basically enjoy the words and whatever else im sorry for the biography i just like talking about myself its called common sense motherfucker im out

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Farrago by B.C Daily reviews
A medley of unconnected drabbles focusing on James and Lily.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 35,676 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 932 - Follows: 627 - Updated: 1/30/2018 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Drabble Me This by GhostOfBambi reviews
A collection of (hopefully) humourous drabbles featuring Lily and James - as requested by friends and followers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,096 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 4/7/2017 - Published: 8/7/2013 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Return&Rehash by SpaceNugget11 reviews
"You," Sakura snarled with bared teeth. Sasuke gagged for air, clutching at her forearm, but she only pressed harder into him. Her green eyes crackled, and she wished she could burn him alive with the heat of her anger. — SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 58,408 - Reviews: 728 - Favs: 934 - Follows: 1,266 - Updated: 6/26/2016 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Eighties by GhostOfBambi reviews
Their love story would eventually shape the future of their kind, but these kinds of things tend to take their time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,571 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 8/30/2015 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Lily Evans P., James P.
The Drawing Board by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
Because Konoha has too many citizens and they each have too many stories to tell. Drabble collection, pairings vary. 60: Itachi and Sakura, working their way to the inside.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 60 - Words: 62,834 - Reviews: 1548 - Favs: 794 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 4/29/2015 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
100 Prompts: Drabbles and Short Stories by sincerelyLen reviews
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away." - #42. Swoon - "You're bleeding all over my carpet." Sasuke/Sakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,978 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 6/16/2014 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Immunology by Funpen reviews
Naru/Saku Canon divergent fic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,802 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/21/2014 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Good, Decent by B.C Daily reviews
He'd been running himself ragged for over a month, and Lily waited with something akin to awe for the inevitable crash. [LJOneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,341 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 61 - Published: 3/29/2014 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Buried Treasure and Transmogrify by Rienna Hawkes reviews
Lily Evans has spent years despising James Potter. He has spent just as long worshiping her. When seventh year pairs them Head Boy and Girl, each comes to realize that their judgment isn't quite what they thought it was. This is the same story that was over on Checkmated, but I completed it here. Prequel to Heroes for Ghosts. Warning: this story is a strong M rating.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 169,505 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 1,265 - Follows: 632 - Updated: 3/1/2014 - Published: 7/7/2013 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] Severus S. - Complete
A Moment of Fear by toomanycurls reviews
Inspired by the Litany against Fear from Frank Herbert's Dune, this series of short stories examines moments of fear for key actors during the first wizarding war.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,919 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 10/8/2013 - Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P., Voldemort - Complete
Train Ride by B.C Daily reviews
James and Lily on the train ride home for winter hols. [Lily/James, smut drabble]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 31 - Published: 10/19/2013 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
sweet nothings by ohwhatsherface reviews
Sasuke and Sakura get married and have babies, but it's not as simple as it sounds.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,911 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 9/11/2013 - Published: 8/22/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Life and Times by Jewels5 reviews
She was dramatic. He was dynamic. She was precise. He was impulsive. He was James, and she was Lily, and one day they shared a kiss, but before that they shared many arguments, for he was cocky, and she was sweet, and matters of the heart require time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 613,762 - Reviews: 11623 - Favs: 11,069 - Follows: 9,496 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 7/8/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
where the daylight begins by ohwhatsherface reviews
For SasuSaku-Headcanons! Post-canon. Sasuke, Sakura, and their lives as footnotes to the world.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,915 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 47 - Published: 8/20/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Commentarius by B.C Daily reviews
Lily has always considered herself ordinary. But as she enters her 7th year, things start changing and Lily starts going a bit mad. Suddenly, she's Head Girl, her mates are acting strangely, and there's a new James Potter she can't seem to get rid of. PRE-HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 739,666 - Reviews: 3566 - Favs: 4,994 - Follows: 4,410 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 1/3/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P.
finis noster by sincerelyLen reviews
Uchiha Sasuke would offer Haruno Sakura the opportunity to experience what they could have had - he would offer her the mercy of a blissful sleep.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/23/2013 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
time spent by sincerelyLen reviews
Headcanon – Uchiha Sasuke is not oblivious to how popular Haruno Sakura has become over the years. Once in their lives, she tried to spend most of her free time solely with him. However, years later, Sasuke begins to feel a frustrating displeasure rise when he realizes how happily she splits her time with others, especially those who are not a part of the immediate Team Kakashi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,268 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 95 - Published: 7/22/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Wanderlust by ohwhatsherface reviews
For SS Month 2013! AU. Sasuke and Sakura travel the world together.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 78 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Future by sincerelyLen reviews
[SasuSaku Month 2013] Prompt. Holding Hands: Palmistry - Sakura had taken the class years ago, but she could never pass up the amusing opportunity to read her teammates' futures.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/1/2013 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bad Behaviour by Seynee reviews
In which Sasuke tries to be a casanova, and Sakura is just Sakura. What's your excuse for bad behaviour? — Sasuke, Sakura. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 99,892 - Reviews: 2794 - Favs: 2,052 - Follows: 1,046 - Updated: 6/15/2013 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
All This Waiting For The Sky To Fall by DawnieS reviews
They found her body – broken, bleeding, face filled with signs of pain and fear, and the Death Eaters had clearly enjoyed what they were doing – amidst the rubble of a ruined book store. A tragedy in five parts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,540 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/12/2013 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Lily Evans P., James P., Marauders - Complete
Sunlit Days by HPPhoenix07 reviews
A compilation of mostly 100-word drabbles, though some are longer, of different moments involving Harry and Ginny.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 10,914 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
love on the run by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. Sasuke likes jogging with Sakura. She keeps him motivated and the conversation is casual enough that they can drop a topic and move forward - literally. Most of the time, at least.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 35 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
the perfect start to the finish line by ohwhatsherface reviews
Sasuke gives out apologies quite freely nowadays, but that doesn't mean everyone accepts them.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 42 - Published: 4/10/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
phantom pain by ohwhatsherface reviews
This isn't a story about Sasuke's a redemption. It's one about Sakura's healing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,771 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Early Morning Toast Brigade by GhostOfBambi reviews
In which Lily Evans makes the best of insomnia, with the help of her womanly wiles.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,479 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 73 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
essence by theeflowerchild reviews
Sakura was beautiful, in a tragic sort-of way.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Sakura H. - Complete
The Girl in the Looking Glass by GhostOfBambi reviews
AU. Edwardian. Lily Evans is a spirited young woman whose arranged marriage and domineering family has left her despairing. James Potter has never met her, but he's about to change her life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,931 - Reviews: 772 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 870 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 4/15/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P.
The Waiting Room by GhostOfBambi reviews
Their house wasn't home whenever he wasn't in it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,820 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Lily Evans P. - Complete
Martians by ohwhatsherface reviews
Naruto, Sakura, and a special kind of bond. 04. Why don't you just send me to a nunnery while you're at it?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,870 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
A Proper Shot by B.C Daily reviews
It was called the Reginald Borage Grant for Innovative Brewing and Potionmaking, and Lily knew from the very start that she had absolutely no chance of winning it. LJOneShot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,902 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 40 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Domesticated by ohwhatsherface reviews
"I will teach them what it means to put a lion in a cage." - Or, The time Sasuke and Sakura got married and he realized living with her wasn't as easy as it sounded.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 100 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
heartstrings by theeflowerchild reviews
Two-shot. "Do you love me, Sasuke-kun?" she questioned softly. "I cannot, your highness." He sighed loudly, disappointed. "I didn't ask if you could or you could not," her voice became stern, sure, "Do you love me, Sasuke-kun? Like I love you?" He pursed his lips. "More than anybody will ever allow you to know." The story of a pauper and his Princess.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,881 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Fractured Fairytale: Falling Into History by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. Sometimes you just can't help it. Sometimes you just fall out of love.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,926 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 46 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
MARRIAGE by zenstheword reviews
'it was then did I spend the next few months fending off the male population of doctors(vultures) from giving her a 'ride' home. Persistent bastards. And if she'll have me, then till death do us part.'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Andromeda by themissmary reviews
Do you know the story of Andromeda? Her father was King Cepheus, whose country was being ravaged by storms. In the end, he decided the only way to appease the gods was to sacrifice his daughter to a hideous sea monster. So they chained her, naked, to a rock but the sea monster didn't get her. Just when it seemed he was the only solution to her fathers problems, she rescued.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,157 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
a thousand dying sunsets by refracted reviews
Believe it or not—it takes a lot of love to hate you like this.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Gits of Christmas Past by GhostOfBambi reviews
The simple tale of an idiot at Christmas.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,779 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 43 - Published: 12/26/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Red Velvet Ribbon by CokeBottleK reviews
It all starts with some teasing banter beneath spindly branches and green leaves, all bundled up in a red velvet ribbon. L/J. One-shot, festive smut edition.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,554 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 73 - Published: 12/24/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Indecent Proposals by ohwhatsherface reviews
Anthology. SasuSaku. Because Sasuke Uchiha is always in a league of his own.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 26,946 - Reviews: 1469 - Favs: 1,981 - Follows: 642 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Sort of Victory by B.C Daily reviews
James's first Quidditch match as captain does not go as planned.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,687 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 49 - Published: 11/29/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Stay by JinnySkeans reviews
Road to Ninja AU. I'll be loving you for quite some time, so I think that it's best if we both stay.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,491 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Husky Hippogriff by GhostOfBambi reviews
James tries out some romantic nicknames for Lily.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
let's be frank by theeflowerchild reviews
Sasuke is the first to admit that he wants more than small, shared moments of intimacy, kisses that last only a few seconds, but linger for hours on end and sweet nothings passed between sheets in the dead of night. 20 truths.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,756 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Once Upon a Goat by GhostOfBambi reviews
In which James Potter is up to his old tricks.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
After Hours by GhostOfBambi reviews
It was beautiful, just beautiful, but the best part would always, always be right after.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,603 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 61 - Published: 10/19/2012 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
heart breaker by theeflowerchild reviews
That is why Itachi does not expect himself to fall completely and utterly for the sore thumb of a girl that waltzes gracelessly and clumsily into his life and expects even less that she will not fall back. SasuSakuIta.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,605 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 33 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Breaking All the Rules by Kisa Kisa Yum Yum reviews
Short drabbles or one-shots inspired by quotes or song lyrics. Suggestions welcome. sasusaku or naruhina, preferred. o6. sasusaku "So I'll make sure to keep my distance, say 'I love you' when you're not listening." -from distance by christina perri
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,383 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Count Me In by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. I propose a road trip. Like, right now. So ladies, pack your clothes, makeup, and junk food, and don't forget the IDs! Oh, and, uh, some gas money would be nice.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,284 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Sakura H., Ino Y., Hinata H., Tenten
lucky number five by theeflowerchild reviews
Sakura had heard once that it was very common to marry your first love, even after dating many others. After all, a first love is a first love, and they always hold a special place in your heart and mind. So, five lovely boys later, Sakura found her everything: she found love. Both Sasuke and Sakura didn't mind falling into that stereotype.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,141 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
incredibly by theeflowerchild reviews
Drabble. Of all things it could have smelled like, her hair smelled like coconut.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
get on your knees by theeflowerchild reviews
"If I get married," she pushed a lock of obnoxious, candy-colored hair behind her ear, "it will be in December, around Christmas time."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Foundations by ohwhatsherface reviews
Road to Sakura AU. She tells him that he isn't like the boy she remembers. He suggests that maybe that's because he isn't that boy.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,855 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 141 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
you make my heart beat faster by ohwhatsherface reviews
Road to Ninja AU. In another world, Sasuke makes the moves. That is, of course, unless Sakura feels like messing with him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,026 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 1,044 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Only Exception by the general girl reviews
When you are standing on the edge, at the end, I will still be here. — SasuSaku, drabble collection.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 8,491 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Rinse by ohwhatsherface reviews
Road to Ninja AU. Thank you for reminding me I'm not special.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
stop breathing by ohwhatsherface reviews
Team Seven, back when they were still cute. And sane. And not totally failing. Or fainting. 14. "So should we call you Nasuke or Sasuto?"
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,087 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 860 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
audeamus by ohwhatsherface reviews
50alternates. SasuSaku. See you in the next life. 50. In the end, they ran away together.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 50 - Words: 47,004 - Reviews: 1093 - Favs: 778 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Our Days of Absolution by Seynee reviews
Sasuke's armchair is the ugliest piece of upholstered furniture Sakura has ever seen. — Sasuke, Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 43 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Totally Hawt Potter Love: The Rewrite! by GhostOfBambi reviews
Rewritten, and digitally remastered: Lily Evans is a tortured soul, who hides behind a mask of angst. James Potter is the Hogwarts school player. Sirius Black is hyper, Peter isn't there, and Remus likes to read! Find out more in this thrilling tale!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,939 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 2/18/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Engorgio! by GhostOfBambi reviews
A very quick comedy fic about one man and his struggles with self-image.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Peter P. - Complete
The Story of a Quill by B.C Daily reviews
For James's thirteenth birthday, his father presented him with a new, limited edition, Scrivenshaft's original, self-inking, fine-tipped, phoenix feather quill. LilyJamesOneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 39 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
A Wizard Walks Into A Bar by GhostOfBambi reviews
Contrary to popular belief, it's not always the man who does all the chasing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,558 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 1,418 - Follows: 149 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Name by EmilyMarie15 reviews
"Well how about something manly… like Archibald… okay, I was kidding." A dialogue story where Harry and Ginny discuss what to name their children. Now includiing all 'Next Gen' kids. Rated T.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 10,751 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Ephemeral by nevernotalways reviews
The face in the mirror isn't hers, mostly Sakura!Centric. SasuSaku if you really, really want it to be. Warnings inside.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
To Come Home by Alia Rubrik reviews
As if his denial to the presence of their stalkers was an alarm, soft footsteps whispered amongst the aqueous undergrowth, and wraith-like shadows closed in for the kill... Where Sasuke tries to quell the demons of his past, and finally learn to live.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,804 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Guarded Thoughts, Secret Hearts by BlueGreenApples reviews
Canon. Multi Pairing Drabbles. May Contain Spoilers Ch 405 . Dark hearts, hard hands. They are shinobi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,320 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Complete
Not A Thing by Livelier reviews
James's progress with Lily as charted by several hilarious conversations with Alice. James POV. T for language. One shot!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Motivation On Ice by easilyobsessedctc reviews
Sakura finally thinks of a way to get her boyfriend of seven months to take her ice skating, and it works! But at what price must she pay? No plan ever falls perfectly into place. SasuSaku - Oneshot - Rated for language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,688 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Panties by dino girl reviews
I reached for Sasuke's arm and pushed up the sleeve. I wrote my number on the inside of his forearm in big black letters. He already knew my name and was unlikely to forget it. No big deal or anything.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,907 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Beyond This Illusion by Vampirette Knight reviews
Post-canon. It isn't always about helping someone to love you, but about helping someone who you love. Sasusaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,133 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Long Way Home by the general girl reviews
Sakura finds Sasuke again in Wind Country five years after the war, when he is supposed to be dead and she is supposed to be beyond caring. Neither have been very good at meeting expectations. — SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,516 - Reviews: 880 - Favs: 1,791 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Love, Lust and the Exploration of Foliage by Tigers and Dragons reviews
Sasuke and Sakura have found each other. Naruto's looking for them. Karin is not. Suigetsu has found Karin. Karin found Naruto. Naruto found Hinata. And Tsunade has reprimanded them all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,029 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Faith in Breathing by Seynee reviews
The wheel in the sky keeps on turning, and neither of them knows how to stop it. For SSM. — Sasuke, Sakura. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,164 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
For the Love of Solanum lycopersicum by seoulcaliber reviews
What would Sasuke do for a tomato? According to Sakura, He'd do just about anything.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
in waking, he dreams by the general girl reviews
He says thank you half of the time, but even in his dreams she never responds. — sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,189 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
that breath you take by the general girl reviews
While on a mission in a night club, Sasuke bumps into Sakura. — SasuSaku, post-canon.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Despotic, Quixotic and Everlasting by BlueGreenApples reviews
SasuSaku. Drabble collection of various !verses.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 41,852 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
it's never as hard as you think by the general girl reviews
For the first time, Sasuke will chase Sakura. — SasuSaku, AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,680 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
once upon a time by the general girl reviews
Naruto drags Sakura along on his quest to rescue a princess from a tower. There was only one hitch in the plan... — SasuSaku, crack AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,621 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
My Angel by Alia Rubrik reviews
OOC, Sasuke pov, oneshot. I remember how, no matter what happened, life had a habit of screwing me over. But now I have something to live for, and I'll be damned if I stop fighting. Warning: Character Death.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,637 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
愛してる : Aishiteru : I Love You by CallMeButLove reviews
*SPOILERS FOR CHAPTER 469/SHIPPUDEN EPISODE 206* Have you ever wondered what Sakura was thinking about after she left Naruto standing in the snow? This is one possibility... NOT Naru/Saku. Implied Sasu/Saku; though maybe one-sided. Please read and review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,695 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Dry Ice by nevernotalways reviews
Two million miles wouldn't make me feel any farther away from you than I do now, right here, in your arms.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
His Wishes by sincerelyLen reviews
Uchiha Sasuke made two wishes. -SasuSaku Month-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,399 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 52 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Sisters of Black by Seahaven reviews
Two stood on the side of dark, One stood on the side of light...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Andromeda T., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Just for Emphasis by mickeylover303 reviews
In which Naruto has no shame, Sakura isn't not checking out that guy at the booth, and Sasuke still doesn't have a type. Gen. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Eleven Truths and Something More by cutecrazyice reviews
The glass shattered to the ground as her gaze landed on familiar black hair and pale skin riddled with jagged scars. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
I Dream of Dance by another.creative.lover reviews
/SasuSaku/ AU. Sasuke grew up with Sakura, who grew up with dance; eventually, he learned to love them both. Full summary inside.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,587 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Realising by B.C Daily reviews
James realises - not for the first time - that he cannot possibly be Head Boy when it takes three attempts plus Remus's interceding just to get Lily to agree to have lunch with him. 2011 LJfest
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,040 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 73 - Published: 7/14/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Behind the Curtain by Redenzione reviews
A man's heart breaks as he watches Sasuke and Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,701 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Life by AvarageJane reviews
Because Sasu-chan really doesn't get romance. At all. But Sakura doesn't care much, as long as she get's his last name. Anthology.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,866 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Fever by Redenzione reviews
For SasuSaku Month on LJ: A woman watches Sasuke and Sakura and realises...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
forever reaching, they are by the general girl reviews
For sasusakumonth, day one, AU. "What are you so desperate for?" he asked. The same thing as you, her heart beat back.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,061 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
shift by womanaction reviews
They straddle the line between "are-they" and "aren't-they". NaruSaku. Fluff. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/29/2011 - [Sakura H., Naruto U.] - Complete
in the dark by the general girl reviews
She'd said, "You're late." And she was right. He was much, much too late. — SasuSaku, AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Revolution by the general girl reviews
He was sent to protect her, but Sakura couldn't help but think that her dark savior was just as dangerous as those who sought to pry the kingdom from her cold, dead hands. — SasuSaku, AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,513 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Cataclysmic by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
Five boys Haruno Sakura kissed, and the one she never would.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,997 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 42 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Sakura H., Lee R. - Complete
Rolling in the Deep by loveschocolatefrogs reviews
The fire of her determination burned brightly in her eyes as she stood before him. His dark gaze was unable to look away from her own; and for the first time in his life, Uchiha Sasuke was entranced. Based off chapter 483. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,298 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Blame the Blondes by katerosario reviews
"Damn you, you sexy bastard!" "Fu- wait, did you just call me sexy?" "Screw you." "I'd rather screw you." In which Sasuke couldn't control his hormones and Sakura wasn't entirely over him. Naruto and Ino are to be blamed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,772 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Blame Nike by xWrittenInBlood reviews
Sakura writes a letter to the Nike company. 'Dear Nike. I did it. Now what? Signed, pregnant teen.' CRACK! Also dedicated to KillerMay.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
closet monster by xWrittenInBlood reviews
Naruto fails at scaring Sasuke. "Seriously. The monster in my closet was scary when I was four. This is just awkward."
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Poor Sasuke by xWrittenInBlood reviews
Completely strange. Sasuke gets in trouble because of google. Crack. Or at least my attempt. Dedicated to KillerMay, so she can see how much I fail.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Jerseys by Bones365 reviews
Ginny gets some fortunate news from an unexpected place. Quidditch, kisses, and fluff ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,218 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
To Outsmart a Nitwit by GhostOfBambi reviews
Because Lily Evans is most definitely not boring, and James Potter is most definitely a complete idiot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,366 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 36 - Published: 4/25/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
bits and pieces by the general girl reviews
Sakura nearly dies on the battlefield, and when she opens her eyes again it is not to the same Konoha she knows. — narusaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,563 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Shakespeare by tanikara kohitsuji reviews
It's not okay to talk to random strangers on the train. Except sometimes. You know, when they might just be your soulmate. SasuSaku oneshot. Modern AU.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,977 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Mwah by Damsel in Shining Armor reviews
When you're young and naive, everything seems innocent. "Iruka-sensei told me that you kiss someone you like if they like you back!" "But... how does biting my neck and sucking my blood deal with kissing?" He's placing a mark on her a little too early.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,503 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Here Comes the Bride by lieselmemingers reviews
Remus/Tonks. Tonks finds herself hoping that the most disastrous weddings produce the strongest marriages.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,993 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/19/2011 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Scenes from a Hogsmeade Pub by B.C Daily reviews
The Three Broomsticks is the setting for five significant scenes in Lily and James's relationship.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,432 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 1,490 - Follows: 165 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Skittles by Kisa Kisa Yum Yum reviews
Summary: Our gazes locked and I saw my future in his eyes. Then he grabbed the last package of Skittles. "Oh HELL no!" AU sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,943 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Like A Tomato by Kisa Kisa Yum Yum reviews
sasusaku "You're kinda like a tomato." "Have you been huffing chemicals at the hospital?" In which Sakura compares Sasuke to his favorite obsession: Pie. Nah, just kidding, it's tomatoes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Family Reunions by Marauder Mistress reviews
A day in the lives of Harry and Ginny, two and a half years after the final battle. Reunions with the Dursleys, Catch-Ups with the Weasleys and Hermione and even an appearance by Draco Malfoy. Please Review.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,468 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 53 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Best Date I Never Had by quidditchmum reviews
Shopping alone in Hogsmeade on a cold winter's day turns into the best date Harry never had.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,931 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Love the way You Lie by Lindy Rose reviews
"Sakura, you know he's not safe. He could snap any day...he could kill you." "I know...but I love him anyway." SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,551 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Prank Proposal by Clarity Texas reviews
Ginny has a knack for knowing when Harry is up to something. Fed up with her ability to predict presents, he decides to trick Ginny in various situations...into thinking he's proposing. Will her preoccupation with the World Cup help Harry surprise Ginny?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,293 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
FailBook by shewhowearsglasses reviews
CRACK The Naruto gang joins Facebook. And basically fails at life. Uchiha Sasuke feels stupid. Uchiha Karin is plotting. And Haruno Sakura is murderous. Someone definitely needs to get laid.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Downside To Fancying Your Professor by coffeeandcupcakes reviews
When you fancy your professor, there is always a downside. Especially if your dad is Harry Potter. Complete crack, HxG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Elevator by Kisa Kisa Yum Yum reviews
AU It started with an elevator. Sakura was used to Karin bringing home strange men, but she'd never liked one like this before. sasusaku Contains minor suggestive themes and excessive eating of muffins... you have been forewarned.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,221 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Leave it to Technology to Screw You Over by Sakura.Uchiha.614 reviews
When Sasuke barrows Itachi's phone to sex Sakura things get out of hand. What he doesn't know is that Naruto also asked Sakura if he could barrow her phone to sext Hinata. Two phones, two boys and one cruel turn of fate. R&R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,017 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Realm of Insanity by xWrittenInBlood reviews
Karin hissed at Suigetsu."Sakura was your first kiss!" Sasuke looked at Sakura, "I thought I was your first kiss!" Sakura kissed Sasuke, and he forgot everything. Suigetsu kissed Karin. It was a hectic life, being everyones first kiss. Poor Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,151 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Little Bit Futile by B.C Daily reviews
James and Lily discuss Valentine's Day. LJoneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,014 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 46 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Every Man's Battle by Seynee reviews
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. — Naruto, Hinata.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,714 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Heart Shaped Confetti by lieselmemingers reviews
The sun would soon go down; the moon would rule, and he would be finding heart-shaped confetti in his fur all night. Remus/Tonks.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,053 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Baby Bumps and Worried Lumps by lieselmemingers reviews
It was a rainy Sunday evening when Tonks caught Remus looking at her in pure, unabashed panic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Uncomfortable Situations by Kisa Kisa Yum Yum reviews
Random one-shots about awkward situations between the cutie couple naruhina... includes some sasusaku, inokiba, nejiten, and shikatema. Won't be able to update too much, but I think they're rather good one-shots. Num. 5 sequel to Misunderstandings.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,435 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 5/19/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Augh! You OneShot Me! by Kisa Kisa Yum Yum reviews
sasusaku one-shots "No." "Yes!" "No." "Yes!" "No." "No!" "Yes." "Ha!" "What?" "Dude, she so got you with the oldest trick in the book." AU Might be tidbits of naruhina, nejiten, shikatema, or kibaino/inosai, possibly.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,894 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Encore by Orange Sherbet reviews
If there is a god out there, please let me wake up from this nightmare. Ryuu Tsubasa, the absolute greatest singer in the world, is Sasuke Uchiha, AKA the nerd who sits behind me in chemistry class and flicks spitballs at the back of my head.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,432 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 34 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Early Morning Musings of a Fool by lieselmemingers reviews
In the pale morning light, Remus Lupin considers his wife.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/23/2011 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Drabble Anthology by you.broke.a.promise reviews
Drabbles. There is a countless amount scheduled, pairings vary. Requests are welcomed !
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 66,384 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Ino Y.
That Elusive Aha Moment by Wilhelmina Willoughby reviews
L/J. The Aha Moment: a point in time when something finally clicks. Everyone realizes that there's something more between James and Lily, though it takes some people longer than others. James has always been a slow learner.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,090 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 1,338 - Follows: 129 - Published: 1/12/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Leaving by little.artist reviews
She reminded herself of the fact that she hadn't had a romantic time with Sasuke since their last dinner date, two months ago. She had been so busy with work and he…and he had been too busy making choices behind her back. So, she prepared to leave.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Phantasmagoria by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
AU. Sakura falls in love with a book, Kiba's trapped inside one, and Sasuke's all that can bring them together. This is a typical love triangle, but the real story is anything but traditional.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,907 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
of mistletoes and spontaneous sleepovers by Vampirette Knight reviews
Because even team seven has to celebrate Christmas. Slight Sasusaku. holiday!fic.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,332 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
fading away by rawrchelle reviews
Sasuke/Sakura. AU. "I don't care what drugs they injected you with. You are Sakura, and you are everything I value, so I'll do everything in my power to save you—whether you want it or not."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,860 - Reviews: 726 - Favs: 960 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
love is by Seynee reviews
Sometimes love isn't seeing fireworks when you kiss, skipping beats when he looks at you, or blushing when he says you're beautiful. Sometimes love is more of a soft touch, a quiet concern, a gentle embrace. Sometimes, love just is. — Sasuke, Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,505 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Some Sense of Security by Vampirette Knight reviews
Throughout everything, it was nice to know that they still had each other.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
c o n d o m s by Vampirette Knight reviews
Because it's not only Sasuke who wants to have crazy, overbearing, nymphomatic, dominatrix, orgasmic, mindblowing sex.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,887 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 33 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Green My Eyes by Quinquereme reviews
The war is over, and there is another last Uchiha. "Yes, we have the same eyes. Your eyes are green, like mine." SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,117 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Small Malnourished Male Children by imSiriuslyLupin4you reviews
A super, super short oneshot. Lily and Petunia are shopping. Thats all, really. THis used to just be a part of '100 Moments' but I wanted to put it by itself. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Lily Evans P., Petunia D. - Complete
Perpetual Flirting by ADoubtfulGuest reviews
'It's classic,' she explains, seeing the look on his face. 'The role reversal here is almost unbearable. Don't I usually get drunk and ask you to have sex with me . . .' In which Remus is uncharacteristically drunk and realizations about love are made.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/24/2010 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Dribble Drabble by LadyPassionofHate reviews
A collection of little drabbles written for your enjoyment.SasuSaku Rated for language and innuendo. More drabbles will be added as I write them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 2,506 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
In My Head by shewhowearsglasses reviews
Do you believe in love at first sight? Even if she did, Sakura was too distracted by the squirrel to care. "THAT'S THE BEAST WHO TOOK MY ROLL-UP!" SASUSAKU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,068 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Frost Killing Hour by justcallmefaye reviews
A hypothetical glimpse of the battleground in the Fourth Ninja War. Because some things need to be said, even if they do fall on deaf ears. Bittersweet SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/6/2010 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
the little love that could've by ohwhatsherface reviews
Non-massacre AU. SasuSaku. And somewhere between her two year long I-no-longer-like-Uchiha-Sasuke-like-that-thankyouverymuch phase, also dubbed Denial by Ino, and a good chakra-laden fist to the face, Sasuke fell for her. Hard.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 1,051 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
iloveyou five by Vampirette Knight reviews
Sakura never needed long professions of love or romantic evenings with him. She had long since forged those fantasies from her mind, deeming them useless and perhaps unfitting. But she was Sakura, and she would always be his. Sasusaku.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,076 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
She's So Lovely by GhostOfBambi reviews
Just a little bit of Lily/James fluff to start your week.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,084 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/11/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
How Not to Propose by tanikara kohitsuji reviews
How many ways can you fail at proposing? I don't know but apparently the couples of Naruto know at least thirty! 30 one shots with various pairings, crack and not so crack. Kiddies, don't try these proposals at home!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,617 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 2/24/2010
18 Things by cutecrazyice reviews
18 things that Uchiha Sasuke will never, ever tell you. SasuSaku, Team Seven
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 972 - Follows: 117 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
I've taken to staring by AdotD reviews
"I have a staring problem." sasusaku oneshot. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
What Do You Want by only.a.word.some.days reviews
a sasusaku oneshot, about what sakura really wants. totally unrealistic, ooc, and fluffy enough to make you gag...yum. well here you go small nejiten scene as well and mention of naruhina. rated T cause im to lazy to check the descriptions again.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,971 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Tying a Knot on a Cherry Stem by Lerysakon reviews
One-shot Naruto says that tying a knot on a cherry stem is the ultimate test of a good kisser. The others don't believe it and Sasuke plans to disprove it. SasuSaku NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,482 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Change by B.C Daily reviews
James knows when he's made a mess of things. Written for lilyjames fest 2010.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,160 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 37 - Published: 10/2/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Reveal the Goddess in You by acromatic princess reviews
Sakura's angry at Sasuke, Naruto wants a second name, and Sasuke is secretly asking Sakura out on a date. What's new? CRACK. Mostly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
oppa! oppa! oppa! by rawrchelle reviews
Sasuke/Sakura. AU. From the outside, Uchiha Sasuke looks like the stereotypical boy that needs counseling. On the inside, he's actually a softie that likes Korean girl bands.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,787 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 51 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Redemption Blues by cutecrazyice reviews
The scream was enough to rouse Sasuke from a deep, deep slumber – though what he was about to witness next was definitely NOT what he expected. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 40 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sister Dearest by Siriusly in Lurve reviews
Petunia's last encounter with her sister. "Why can't you, for once in your life, just choose to be my sister?" "I am your sister," Lily responded quietly. Petunia shook her head. "You stopped being my sister the day you married him."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,496 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Petunia D., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Potterella by GhostOfBambi reviews
He thought she just wanted to dress in a pretty costume and force him to play at one of her favourite childhood games. Boys were stupid like that.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,789 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 8/5/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P.
A sudden Realisation by purpleflames reviews
It was an epiphany that brought her to her senses.It even made Lee look attractive by comparison.Rating for language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Love Sick by swagsuke-kun reviews
"I feel sick just thinking about it. Thinking about you." / Sakura-centric / SasuSaku / Post-Kage Summit /
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/8/2010 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Of Sweaty Clothes and Exotic Haired Girls by zetsuboukatt reviews
A just-for-fun Sakura versus Karin fanfiction (SasuXSaku) :3
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Tutoring Trouble by LilCutiee reviews
Sakura Haruno couldn't wait to finish school. Only she's failing everything. So her parents get her a tutor who happens to be Sasuke. The man she hates the most at her entire school. Why? He wants to get what she won't give him and she just might give in.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,318 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Hear Me Cry by DepthsOfNothing reviews
She didn't fully understand until she was lying on the ground, a sting in her right cheek and tears streaming down her face. AU. Songfic. SasuSaku. Implied ChoIno. Song: Love the way you Lie by Eminem feat. Rihanna
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
If looks could kill, you'd be charged for murder by Vampirette Knight reviews
I woke up with an odd chill. I can't really describe it except that my room felt. . .different somehow. Everything was in the exact same place I had left it but something seemed off. I shuddered. Maybe I was going crazy. Sasusaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,394 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Years by Boriqua-chan reviews
Her arms shaked under her body weight, her rosy hair fell around her in a stream of sweaty locks. The only things in her line of sight were his sandaled feet. "Years, Uchiha, years…," she said. /Rated for blood./
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
So I Get the Bed, Right? by tanikara kohitsuji reviews
When kidnapping someone, it's suggested that you get a room with two beds. Oh yeah, and that you don't have any romantic feelings for the hostage. Hn. I may have messed up on both those counts. SasuSaku. Spoilers for Chapter 488 or so on.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Regrets by Britt24xoxo reviews
Naruto would always remain the hero of the village, but Sasuke's prize meant so much more...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,711 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Road of Touch, The Road to Feel by sincerelyLen reviews
Haruno Sakura's journey of simple touch with one Uchiha Sasuke…Maybe one day, he'd reach back, for her/Uchiha Sasuke's journey of feelings with one Haruno Sakura…Maybe one day, she'd know, exactly who he was. Sakura/Sasuke Warning: Manga Spoilers
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,713 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 156 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Perfect Ending by june-kid reviews
Oneshot. Sasusaku. "Would you give me a… second chance?", he says, throatily and hopefully. "It's a bit too late, don't you think?", she says sarcastically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
a silent love by khyati16 reviews
Can love be the language for a person who cannot speak? A sweet story about how love overcomes everything ultimately. sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
How Naruto Will End NaruSakustyle by Trollkura reviews
Crack. WARNING: Anti-NaruSaku. Please don't read if you're pro NaruSaku. Contains NaruSaku bashing. Moved to Naruto only section.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
When Lies Become Truths by Vampirette Knight reviews
Post-canon. Sakura loved him all along, she was just too preoccupied to notice. Narusaku.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,690 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
what no one else knows by Vampirette Knight reviews
Chapter 506 onwards. Naruto was a good person. He was slowly growing. Becoming something, just like he always said he would. But in the end, would that be enough? Implied Narusaku. Hint of Sasusaku. If you squint.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Just Another Hot Commodity by Vampirette Knight reviews
"You're not anything special, you know. You're just some hot guy that everyone wants." Sasusaku. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,448 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Only Human by pisces822 reviews
"Why haven't you kissed me yet, Sasuke Uchiha? I'm your girlfriend, you're my boyfriend..."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,713 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Five Minute Insanity by Chasing2morrow reviews
Naruto blinked at the two men. The two men blinked back. "Uh... Hi," Naruto said, still staring at the strangers. They said something which he could not understand. Naruto really needed to stop hanging around Jiraiya. Short crack oneshot.
Crossover - Naruto & John Dies at the End - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Naruto U., Dave - Complete
Runaway by angelforshow reviews
AU. "I take this bus not knowing where I'll end up at, but certain that I will never stay for too long." A girl has to search everywhere to seek her fortune. Remaining static will get her no where. Eventual SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,239 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 88 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Warmth by AlexJ23 reviews
You never know how precious something is, until you actually lose it... SasuxSaku / implied NaruxSaku . somehow :3
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sugar Sugar Candy! by annabananaa reviews
Oh Sasuke! Be my Sugar Sugar Candy please? It will be fun! I promise. SasuXSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,798 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
My Girlfriend's Father Is An Ass by Sakura.Uchiha.614 reviews
R&R "Respect. You're going to treat my daughter with respect. What? The same type of respect when she was five and you took her virginity!" "I didn't take her virginity at five you sick freak! Who in the world told you that?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,119 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
shades of grey by ohwhatsherface reviews
Anthology. SasuSaku. 05. Before she said baby. Like ONE. Now she's saying babies. Like... MORE than one. What the hell.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,676 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Thank You Itachi by Sakura.Uchiha.614 reviews
Sometimes all you need is a moment with your brother to figure out what to do next. "Tell her you love her Sasuke. She needs you, just like you need her." R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Barbie Pink by Sakura.Uchiha.614 reviews
Sometimes painting a room can lead to some very interesting events... if you cetch my drift ; R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
switching sides by ohwhatsherface reviews
Sakura is done with boys and her teammates... well, they don't quite understand.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 86 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Highly Contested Topic by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
SasuSaku. He's not lonely, he says, Because he has her. In which Sakura desperately tries to form a bond, and Sasuke grows more and more attached by the day. He won't admit it, but the truth doesn't lie.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,021 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 1,159 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Message of Mistletoe by B.C Daily reviews
James reconsiders his views on mistletoe during the annual game of Christmas Eve Drunken Poker. LJoneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,178 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 59 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Of Spying and Storms by lieselmemingers reviews
Lupin/Tonks. Part of the 'Crack in the Door' series. 'Molly Weasley really wasn't the type to spy but...' Molly witnesses a tender moment between a pregnant Tonks and her fool of a husband.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Digressions by VanillaMostly reviews
Repeat after me. Sasuke's an asshole and deserves to be castrated with a porcupine." Crack ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
Color of my Nails by Kazerith reviews
Painting her nails a new color each day was a habit that she picked up from Ino. Yet, Sakura didn't realize that each color she picked tended to be based off of her mood for that day... Now if only the males of team seven could put two and two together...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,669 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 1,366 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sasuke's Way of Showing True Love by Trollkura reviews
How Sasuke shows his upmost affection towards Karin. Crack. Contains Danzo bashing, SasuKarin bashing, slight Karin bashing, and slight Sasuke bashing. Rated M for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Sasuke U., Karin U. - Complete
suck it by ohwhatsherface reviews
In which Sakura takes a stand, Naruto and Sasuke must make their own sandwiches, and fainting like a pansy and being everyone's little tool is mocked. A lot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Sakura H. - Complete
locking rhythm with hearts by rawrchelle reviews
Sasuke/Sakura. “I know I said I’d try, Sasuke-kun—but if you continue like this, my heart can only take so much.” “I’ll get you a new heart, then.”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,790 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 39 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Pepsi Theory by Seynee reviews
In which Sasuke is forced to believe that yes, sometimes, Sakura knows better than him. "We'll make an impeccable pair." — Sasuke, Sakura. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sinless by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
Nights, in Sakura's world, are meant for staying awake and hoping he doesn't find her. But running away only works for so long. SasuSaku. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Stop Snoring or I'll Pluck Your Nose Hairs! by Sakura.Uchiha.614 reviews
Sakura! you better have a good reason why your shoving tweezers up my nose!" "Y-you wouldn't stop snoring." "So you decided to assault me with tweezers!" "Ino said that if I pulled your nose hairs out while you were sleeping you'd stop snoring!" R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Tampon by Sakura.Uchiha.614 reviews
Sasuke-kun! I can't do it!" "And what makes you think I can?" "Because you can do anything!" "Sakura, I refuse to help you use a tampon for the fist time!" Slightly Crack. R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Steam by Wilhelmina Willoughby reviews
L/J. It's easy to say that the Prefect's bath is his favorite place in the world lately.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,692 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 51 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
fast forward by rawrchelle reviews
Sasuke/Sakura. Of rewinds and restarts. “Hi, I’m Sakura. Merry Christmas. I love you.”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,216 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
blisters by rawrchelle reviews
Sasuke/Sakura. AU. Let’s face it. Even though he had an erectile dysfunction, she still loved him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,753 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
prism by angelforshow reviews
AU. SasuSaku. she still paints and he still strums and she'll treasure that guitar pick forever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,249 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
tomorrow morning by ohwhatsherface reviews
Drabbles. Sasuke, Sakura, and a life without Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,866 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Merry Band of Idiots by ohwhatsherface reviews
They would probably kill each other before they killed Sasuke. Really, what was Shikamaru THINKING when he said they would make a good team?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Sakura H., Kiba I. - Complete
pretty girl by ohwhatsherface reviews
Kiba didn't know what was worse. Girls when they were pissed off or girls when they were self-conscious. Both were pretty annoying.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Kiba I., Sakura H. - Complete
inconsistencies by the general girl reviews
chapter 470 crack// In which Naruto and Kakashi are stupid, and they finally get what they deserve.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
mine by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. Sakura gets territorial. Over a chair. Seriously.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 54 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
10 Things That Explain Why I Should Be With Sakura by land law is for losers reviews
10 things that explain why I should be with Haruno Sakura,written by Uchiha Sasuke or That Broody Guy . This cannot end well.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Anecdotes, Neji and Tenten by Yellow Mask reviews
A series of oneshots with a Nejiten lean. First oneshot, Trap: Tenten was not going to laugh. Grin, yes, smirk condescendingly, yes, but not laugh.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 67 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Neji H., Tenten
Points of View by the general girl reviews
No one will hurt her, he'll make sure of it. — SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,661 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 168 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
XOXO and Other Affectionate Letters by Guttersnipe reviews
Staring at the script, a pervasive sinking feeling swept through Sasuke. "You're actually serious, aren't you?" "Oh, I'm always serious about my porn, Sasuke. That's just not something you joke about." "I'm not acting in your porno, you sick, sick man."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 57,546 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
switch by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. I knew it was wrong but I couldn't help it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,229 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 163 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
victims of love by ohwhatsherface reviews
I can't do this anymore. You make fun of me and say cruel things and you hit me! THERE ARE HOTLINES FOR THESE KINDS OF RELATIONSHIPS.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Salvation by BlueGreenApples reviews
Post Canon. Repentance Sequel. SasuSaku. It's fitting, Sakura thinks, that the one man she's always dreamed of saving is the one to rescue her from her own stubborn pride.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 55 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
please don't by the general girl reviews
You're just wasting your energy, she says, and you're breaking my heart. — SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Eyebrow Issues by Black Rose TD reviews
Ino contemplates Sakura's relationships. Rated for language. This occurs within the realm of my Border fic. Assume Gaara and Sakura have gone out.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
hands that hold by the general girl reviews
Because for you I'll prove myself twice. — sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,009 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
bus boy by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. So maybe sometimes it's okay to talk to strangers. Maybe. And only sometimes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,547 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 82 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Hope to Remember by Wilhelmina Willoughby reviews
L/J. James takes time to remember.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/6/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Like VitaminWater by angelforshow reviews
AU. SasuSaku. 15 flavors. "Ino, I bet no guy can be like VitaminWater."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,804 - Reviews: 1648 - Favs: 2,374 - Follows: 878 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
what i go to school for by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. Sakura decides not to go to prom and text messages are sent. A lot of them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,640 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 59 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
the perfect plan by ohwhatsherface reviews
SasuSaku. A wedding is not a wedding without the bride and groom, and with Hinata and Naruto missing, someone needs to step up to the plate.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 51 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Potions Missile Crisis by GhostOfBambi reviews
As if Slughorn wasn't bad enough already, now you'll never be able to see him again without spontaneously combusting from shame.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,425 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 49 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Bound by you.broke.a.promise reviews
He recognized the symbol in the middle of the bracelet- it was an uchiwa fan, that was for sure. But what un-settled him was the symbol surrounding it. Another clan symbol. The Haruno circle. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,359 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Tempting the Hands of Fate by Vampirette Knight reviews
Even though he cheated on her with me, and even though she was heartbroken, I don't regret breaking my two best friends up. If selfishness is a sin, look out hell 'cause here I come. Sasusaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,744 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Public Service Announcement by Guttersnipe reviews
Upon his return, Sasuke is forced to do community service with Gai and Lee, who have evil, evil plans for the avenger. They plan on making him the third Green Beast. Can Sasuke survive the Green Spandex Jumpsuit? Crack! minor Sasuke X Sakura
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 34,888 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Family of Sorts by Guttersnipe reviews
Ch 7: Noticing Sasuke’s return, Suigetsu grinned easily, apparently not noticing how this situation looked from the other man’s view from the door, as he pulled on his pants and pointed at Sakura, commenting, “She’s good! She is good!” Team Hebi, SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,218 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 3/20/2009 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Ripples by Yellow Mask reviews
Complete. AU from 309 onwards. Following a botched mission, Sakura is made a slave by Sound, a position that could very well alter the future…especially concerning a certain familiar missing-nin. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 143,883 - Reviews: 4582 - Favs: 6,719 - Follows: 1,876 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Daybreak by EWHH its Kenna reviews
/SasuSaku/ "Sasuke-kun, my dearest vegan!vamp, what you don't seem to realize is that overbearing possessiveness and watching me while I sleep are more often found in sex offenders than the perfect man."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,669 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Candyman by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
Oneshot. Minor SasuSaku. Who in their right mind would ever choose Shikamaru over him? It just didn't make any sense to poor, abandoned Sasuke. Either way, something had to be done. Something drastic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,665 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 36 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Sasuke U., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Daughters by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. MinatoKushina, FugakuMikoto, little!Team7. Sakura is a sadist in the making, Minato expands his vocabulary, Mikoto really wants a daughter and nobody loves Sasuke. Sort of.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 40 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Mikoto U., Kushina U. - Complete
Of Parties and Awkward People by Gennerator reviews
Sakura grew up hearing that alcohol lowered your inhibitions. She really wished she had paid attention. Because Gaara had the funniest name in the world.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,963 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Disenchanted by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
AU. KibaSaku. “I couldn't help but notice that you're gorgeous. Won't you allow me the pleasure of taking your breath away?”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,300 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Sakura H., Kiba I. - Complete
boys, boys, boys by ohwhatsherface reviews
She just really wanted a daughter to put the stupid dress and bonnet on. But no, she kept having sons. So she settled for the next best thing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 50 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Stress Management by Dionysus S reviews
And a few times...they did this. Tsunade grinned again, and tilted her head to the side, enjoying their closeness. “Kiss me, Shizune.”
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,773 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Tsunade S., Shizune - Complete
don't be alarmed if i fall head over feet by Wilhelmina Willoughby reviews
L/J. 'James chuckles. "I should get on? What did I marry you for if you're not going to make breakfast in the morning?"'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 39 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
furbys,push pops, and yoyo's oh my PSYCHE! by Vampirette Knight reviews
"What's so great about the 90's anyway, Sakura?" Oh no he didn't. Sakura was about to teach Sasuke a very important life lesson. Sasusaku.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,646 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Silk Flowers by angelforshow reviews
AU. Wedding. Sakura contemplates the feeling of true love, even as she approaches the alter. "This is every little girl's true love story."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,225 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Sakura H. - Complete
The Proper Lyric by B.C Daily reviews
."All I'm saying is that--as someone who has been familiar with the tune longer--I most likely have the advantage in knowing the proper lyrics." James and Lily argue about the proper lyrics to an old Christmas favorite. LJoneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/7/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Redefine Typical by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
It took Sakura four meetings to ask for Sasuke's name, and only one to tell him not to fall for her. It took Sasuke one meeting to realize Sakura was very likely insane, and four for him to decide that that was okay. SasuSaku. Oneshot. For Anne.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,896 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 1,628 - Follows: 153 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Birthday Surprises by B.C Daily reviews
Lily gets an early-morning surprise on her birthday. LilyJames drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 33 - Published: 10/28/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Five Times Lily Doesn't Kiss Sirius by Wilhelmina Willoughby reviews
Lily and Sirius. For a moment, she thinks of saying yes. He is so warm and she is so cold, but then she hears the echo of his laughter and sees the shape of his lips as they pull into a smirk and she remembers that she hates him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,562 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/29/2008 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Lily Evans P., Sirius B. - Complete
Shadow Lands by snappleducated reviews
Sakura thought she had survival figured out until she met Naruto and Sasuke. There’s more to them than she could ever begin to guess, and suddenly, everything she’s got in a world that redefines danger. — Cyberpunk AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 51,154 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 35 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Contradicted by HauntedAngel reviews
I was nineteen. I had just passed my Jounin exam. And then I met him..."You conceited, stuckup, selfish, pathetic excuse of a man!" Unfortunately it took four years and a war for us to fall in love. SasuSaku. EDIT: First chapter now available in Vietnamese! Check out my profile for the link.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 88,759 - Reviews: 2657 - Favs: 2,196 - Follows: 1,027 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Her Romance by cutecrazyice reviews
Because everybody loves Haruno Sakura. Oneshots featuring our favorite pink-haired kunoichi, and the different men in her life. Sakucentric.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,817 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 9/7/2008 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Sakura H.
time to dance by ohwhatsherface reviews
5drunkfics. SasuSaku. She didn't choose this role, but she'll play it and make it sincere.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,086 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
If Only For a Moment by Wilhelmina Willoughby reviews
L/J. "There are days that they meet in secret, deep in the night after the castle is asleep and their only witnesses are the midnight-darkened trees and the infinite stars, silent and watchful. It is here that they begin to listen."
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
How to Put the Bun in the Oven by ohwhatsherface reviews
SasuSaku. Fact of life, never get lessons in love from two idiots who are relatively foreign to the concept.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,881 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Ice Cold & Red Hot by dino girl reviews
Sasuke's Pride? Shot down. Sasuke's Ego? Deflated. Sasuke's Masculinity? Punched in the gut. Sakura's Temper? Sky high. Something has Sasuke in an ice cold mood and Sakura in a red hot temper. SasuSaku. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,270 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 50 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
summer lovers by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. Wow. You're really pretty. It sucks I met you at a family reunion. Ugh. I so hope we're not related.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,211 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Discomfort Food by GhostOfBambi reviews
Because really, he wasn't fooling anyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,403 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/12/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Comfort Food by GhostOfBambi reviews
Because really, denial is pretty hungry work.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,199 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Anatomy of a Bromance by Wilhelmina Willoughby reviews
James and Sirius. "Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly?" An inside look at one of the closest friendships the world will know.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,636 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 2,016 - Follows: 155 - Published: 8/11/2008 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Something Borrowed by ohwhatsherface reviews
SasuSaku. She locked the door. She could’ve sworn she locked the door.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 60 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Alcohol, Apprentices and Too Much Paperwork by ohwhatsherface reviews
All in a day's work for the Fifth Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Tsunade S. - Complete
hopeless causes by ohwhatsherface reviews
SasuSaku, NaruKarin. A love triangle of sorts forms in Konoha. Karin is flustered, Sasuke is at fault and Sakura is not subtle.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Three Months Overdue by justcallmefaye reviews
There is nothing worse than waiting. Unless you fear that you're waiting in vain. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,683 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/4/2008 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Small Annoyances by shmobeline reviews
Lily gets distracted, but not by what you'd assume.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Broom Cupboard by Zayz reviews
LJ. Yes, this is another broom-cupboard fic to add to the long list...but this one is, for variety's sake, divided into short, disjointed chapters to capture that admittedly long evening in the cupboard. M for excessive and foul language. R&R?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 80,802 - Reviews: 1324 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Seven Sins by you.broke.a.promise reviews
Team7&Team8 &which sins they happen to be. An estimated 9 parts. Pro. Envy. Gluttony. Greed. Lust. Pride. Sloth. Wrath. Epi. Just another lightbulb moment. NaruSasuSaku, SasuSaku, NaruSaku, NaruHina, HinaKiba, NejiTen, ShikaIno. Rating went up.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,480 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Complete
Disbelief by RofS reviews
“You’re all wet,” she says, exasperated. “I don’t care if umbrellas aren’t macho enough for you, you should at least pretend to care about your health.” “Its not water,” he replies. SasuSaku. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,526 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Staring by Zayz reviews
LJ. "It all starts with the staring. Every bit of it – the good and the bad – starts with the staring; the surveillance, the attention, the intensity of each glance, no matter how brief it is." R&R?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,820 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Syd's Coke Den by you.broke.a.promise reviews
OBVIOUSLY dedicated to AGENT SYDNEY ! Yessah. THESE ARE ALL CRACK FICS, hence the title...Coke...Den...Get it? Bah. With all crazy sorts of pairings that we adore! Woot! She wanted me to change the summary, but I can't remember what she wanted it to say.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,448 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Dignified by ohwhatsherface reviews
I like your um, raincoat, Sasuke. It brings out your eyes. And it's very... dignifying.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
brighter than sunshine by ohwhatsherface reviews
30kisses. SasuSaku. Tied up in ancient history, I didn't believe in destiny. I look up, you're standing next to me. What a feeling...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 22,878 - Reviews: 885 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Theory of Time by Pensulliwen reviews
In the confrontation between Team 7 and Hebi, Sakura's determination to retrieve Sasuke leads to the two being trapped in a cave, both nearly out of chakra, with nothing to pass the time until their rescue/suffocation but conversation. Eventual SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,092 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Softly and Without Remorse by Guttersnipe reviews
Self-respect is overrated. She thinks she could throw herself at him a thousand times and still the sting of cold shoulders and frozen glares could never make her hurt as much as she is hurting now. Sasuke X Sakura
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,849 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Fraternal Bonds, The Cutting Of by Guttersnipe reviews
But as he turned to go, Itachi said something that he just knew would be repeating itself in his head after this. “Sasuke, it’s bros before hoes.” “I can’t believe you just said that to me with a straight face,” Sasuke said, looking back in disbelief.Crac
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,659 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Biohazard by Yellow Mask reviews
Complete. A dangerous disease is spreading through Konoha like wildfire, and it is a race against time to find the source...and a cure. SasuSaku, NaruHina, NejiTen, ShikaIno.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,502 - Reviews: 813 - Favs: 1,702 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
unwritten by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. So there's something I've always wanted to say to you.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,011 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
like a firefly without a light by Wilhelmina Willoughby reviews
L/J. "We should leave." With the receiver pressed against her ear, Lily waited in the quiet of the night, twisting the telephone cord in a white-fisted hand. She should've known he wouldn't like the idea, but she was so tired of the nightmares...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
and it burns like me for you by Wilhelmina Willoughby reviews
L/J. She's almost to the library when a hand grabs her wrist and yanks her into what appears to be an empty classroom. It is. They've been here before. She's intimately acquainted with the desk nearest the door. But it's a good thing she's not honest.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 40 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Bloodlines by Yellow Mask reviews
Many years into the future, a teenage girl tells Madara why he lost the battle. One shot, implied SasuSaku. Semi-spoilers for some of the most recent chapters.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Unaccompanied by RofS reviews
Two years ago, he walked out the door and away from her life. Now, when she’s finally ready to let him go, he’s back, demanding entrance into her life – and her heart. SasuSaku. Two Parts, Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,054 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/28/2008 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bonding by Gennerator reviews
In which Team 7 discusses bodily preferences. Chapter TWO: Sakura and her virginity go shopping.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,150 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 5/18/2008 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Complete
Bye, Bye, Goodbye by Wilhelmina Willoughby reviews
L/J. It's the most twisted love story: unrequited, unknown. Maybe she deserves it. She gave it up, after all. It was hers, always hers, but she pushed it away and now she can only watch it given to others. She broke him. And that's what haunts her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,690 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Faking My Own Suicide by Vampirette Knight reviews
If commiting suicide means that you're a coward, then what does faking it mean? Sasusaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Women and Wives by Wilhelmina Willoughby reviews
L/J, AU Regency. 'James Potter is a beastly, arrogant, pompous excuse for a gentleman, and if I ever have the audacity to think of him in any sort of positive light, I give consent for the Lord to strike me where I sit.'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,863 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 60 - Published: 4/25/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Eternity by Wilhelmina Willoughby reviews
L/J. He wants to wipe clean the possibility of her death, wants to annihilate the mere thought of it, wants to make it disappear, to turn her into his own eternity. "You are forever."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/24/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
It Ain't Spying by cutecrazyice reviews
She asked if he liked her. He said no. So why was she suddenly skipping happily? And why the heck was he suddenly wishing he should have just kept his mouth shut? SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,809 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 1,081 - Follows: 144 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Kai by RofS reviews
She kills him twenty-three times that night. The next night, she forgets the silencing genjutsu. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,005 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Golden Days by Wilhelmina Willoughby reviews
L/J. A series of short vignettes. James and Lily like to appreciate the little things in life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,612 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 4/19/2008 - Published: 3/15/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Storm by Wilhelmina Willoughby reviews
L/J. It's not all sunshine and rainbows in the Gryffindor common room.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/16/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Appreciation by Yellow Mask reviews
The problem is that you didn't appreciate what you had. You didn't appreciate her, and now you'll never have her. SasuSaku oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,583 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 74 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
But I Do Love You by Wilhelmina Willoughby reviews
L/J. The darkness makes this easier to say, the cadence of his heartbeat lulling me into a relative safety, and it rolls off my tongue like the most powerful kind of magic. "I love you."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 49 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Right Kind of Wrong by Wilhelmina Willoughby reviews
L/J. Kissing James Potter in the middle of the common room is wrong, so wrong, but Lily gives up. She hasn't slept in two days and her brain is obviously delirious, so she releases hold of it and it clicks off like a light switch. Nox.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 48 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Gryffindor Games by Wilhelmina Willoughby reviews
L/J. The rules of the Gryffindor Games? Anything goes. And with a tower full of reckless, irresponsible maniacs, there won't be enough Pomfrey to go around.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/8/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Twisted by Yellow Mask reviews
He had done it. What he swore he'd never do. And he'd done it to Sakura. Dark SasuSaku oneshot, mature themes. Sasuke's POV.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,608 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 910 - Follows: 121 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Cover Girl by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
AU. SasuSaku. She says that he's the most gorgeous man she's ever laid eyes on. He says she's perfection in a picture. They won't say what counts, but it's still love.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,456 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 981 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Whoops by Wilhelmina Willoughby reviews
L/J. Oh, James. Open mouth; insert foot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/26/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P.
ctrl c, ctrl v by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. Team7. I don't understand. This level of failure should not be possible.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,033 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
rinse and repeat by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. Itachi does not like sharing. Especially HIS lavender scented shampoo.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 45 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
For British Hair Only by GhostOfBambi reviews
A lot of dialogue, a lot of nonsense, and some semblance of a plot, as our hero James Potter sets out on a rough road of painful humiliation. Reeks slightly of Pushing Daisies.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,104 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/7/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Déjà Vu by BlueGreenApples reviews
Post-Cannon.SasuSaku. Rin and Sakura, Kakashi and Sasuke. History just keeps repeating itself. Rated for violence and strong language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,291 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 2/28/2008 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Technopath by BlueGreenApples reviews
Cyberpunk!Verse. NejiTen. Gai starred at his only female student. "Tenten-chan, I-I do not mean to question your youthfulness...but, where are your pants?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,539 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Breaking the Rules by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
SasuSaku. I don't love you anymore, and this is not a love letter, she says. Sasuke refuses to believe it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 87 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Simulacrum by RofS reviews
Team Hebi is not a good team, he thinks. But he will use the copies, because he cannot risk the originals.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Try Honesty by ohwhatsherface reviews
SasuSaku. What do you think of me?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
I Think I'm Paranoid by ohwhatsherface reviews
SasuSaku. “You know,” she rolled her eyes as obviously as she could, “Paranoia isn’t very attractive.”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 44 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
One Passed Midnight by Streets of Fire reviews
If he had known that he could say this much without getting punched as long as they were sloshed, he would go drinking with his teammates more often. Sakura and Sasuke ring in the New Year. T for language. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Drabble Dump 2007 by Streets of Fire reviews
Drabbles ranging in genre, rating and subject. New: KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,694 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 10/22/2007
loving is a freaking art by ohwhatsherface reviews
SasuSaku. It's the chase, isn't it? The thrill of the chase. You're bored. Your brother is dead and now you have no one to chase, so you're chasing me. Right? I'm right, aren't I? It's the chase. Well screw you, Sasuke!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 44 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Snakes and Sexy by ohwhatsherface reviews
SasuSaku. Maybe you should just stick to the whipped cream and handcuffs.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 38 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Check Please! by Creeper Magnet reviews
SasuSaku. Oh how blind dates can end so wrongly right.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,429 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
An Intensely Romantic Story by Gennerator reviews
Sakura was very pretty. So pretty she got raped. By like...five hundred different people. God her life was ironic!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hush Little Baby by ohwhatsherface reviews
Naruto, Sakura. Sakura, the men in her life, and how they all abandon her. Usually.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 39 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
The First by Guttersnipe reviews
First kiss. First confession. First love. First child. First breakup. First midlife crisis. And another first kiss, for the next generation. These are their firsts. And their lasts. And inbetween is life. [Sasuke X Sakura, minor Naruto X Hinata]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,886 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Shipping Wars by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
SasuSaku. Oneshot. Because everyone has a preferred pairing, even Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 1,501 - Follows: 166 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dear Hormones, by Guttersnipe reviews
A letter from Sasuke to his misbehaving hormones. I believe I have made myself sufficiently clear: I do not want you running rampant in my system like an unchained yard dog. You need to learn discipline and how to obey me... [minor Sasuke X Sakura]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
where she walks by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. Oh yeah. Because this is REALLY how I want to be spending my birthday...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Aficionado by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
“I bet I can drink more than you without puking!” Tsunade was really a horrible influence on Sakura, Sasuke mused. SasuSaku. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 1,015 - Follows: 99 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
TheCherryOnTop by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. She's gone unnoticed for forever but suddenly everyone is seeing her, leaving her with one thing to do. Blog it, of course!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 89,924 - Reviews: 1896 - Favs: 2,182 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Consistency by ohwhatsherface reviews
Nine times Sasuke says 'thank you' and doesn't mean it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,880 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 34 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Women by RofS reviews
Kunoichi don't live long enough to become women. Kunoichicentric.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Complete
Eyelash Envy by Streets of Fire reviews
[Admitting defeat, [she] accepted that Sasuke had hit the genetic jackpot and slipped back into his arms.]Freud clearly had the wrong appendage in mind. SasuSaku Drabble. Fluff. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Rejects Club by ohwhatsherface reviews
But Sasuke–kun, how can you be in The Rejects Club if you're not a reject like me and Naruto?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 50 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Tough Guys Like Pink by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
[Inspired by The Eccentric Files, done with permission][Oneshot] Sasuke never let anyone touch his crayon. So, Ino couldn't help but wonder, why was her best friend getting away with it unscathed? [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 1,651 - Follows: 204 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
First Kiss by ohwhatsherface reviews
Sakura mourns the loss of her first kiss and Sasuke proves her wrong.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 46 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Many Ways To Annoy or Kill Karin by you.broke.a.promise reviews
Read the title. Normally we don't character bash, but Karin..just needs to go. She's weird, and it's completely unhealthy for Sasuke to be around her. He's supposed to be with Sakura!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Karin U.
Just Kill Me Now by ohwhatsherface reviews
SasuSaku. Watching him take all her orders kind of made her wish she didn't throw out that whip she had gotten at her bachelorette party...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Tears Don't Fall, They Crash Around Me by you.broke.a.promise reviews
Sasuke&Sakura. Sasuke has fallen on the battlefeild, and Sakura would give anything to save him. Including her life. Meanwhile, Naruto reflects on the sadness of loss and the significance of tears and rain. Rating T for the F word.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
My Life As A Teenage Avenger by ohwhatsherface reviews
I bet you regret going to Sound now, don't you Sasuke–kun?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 48 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Sweet Nothings by Nymbis reviews
As it turns out, Sasuke isn’t very sexy. Sakura x Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 36 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Spoiled by ohwhatsherface reviews
SasuSaku. Oh great. My husband's a sex addict.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 91 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
From Those Things We Call Hearts by ohwhatsherface reviews
Team7. Porn therapy, apparently was supposed to help their sensei feel better, but when Sasuke burns what materials they've got, its up to Team Seven to use their imaginations... Pray for them.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 106 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Dark Mark Redux by Streets of Fire reviews
Set postHPB. Luna is really rather perceptive. Crack, oneshot, drabble. But aren't they all?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Luna L. - Complete
Satisfaction by Streets of Fire reviews
[Why aren’t you off chasing that. Filthy. Worthless. Mudblood?”]Lily just can't bring herself to feel bad. Oneshot. Written before DH came out, yet is still, somehow, canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Lily Evans P. - Complete
Fashion Sense by ohwhatsherface reviews
Naruto wears all orange. Sasuke had an assribbon. Who did they think they were insulting Sakura's taste in clothing?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 39 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sparkless by ohwhatsherface reviews
Naruto. Sakura. Kissing. And sparks. Except not really. Not at all.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Desolee by Streets of Fire reviews
Ginny takes the first step to peace with her sisterinlaw. Some French thrown in at the end. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Ginny W., Fleur D. - Complete
The Row by Streets of Fire reviews
Oneshot. In his seventeen years at the Burrow, Bill had never heard anyone yell back at his mum. Well, until now. Fluff about early years in the Weasley house.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Bill W., Ginny W. - Complete
Adventures in Cooking by Streets of Fire reviews
The Sand Siblings try to cook. Rated for swearing, knife proof girdles, and excessive silliness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Complete
If Only You Knew by KuRai LiDeN Fa
Note: I'm the one speaking here...telling the story of these two lovebirds...pairings are SasuSaku... so please read and review...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Full Time Job by Streets of Fire reviews
Ino lectures her teammates on the importance of protecting one's teammates.... mostly her though. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Ino Y.
The Six Degrees of Drunkenness by B.C Daily reviews
A Scrooge channeling Lily runs into a bit of trouble with a bottle of Ogden's Old Firewhisky after she finds the Marauders drunk in the Head dorms. LJoneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,815 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 76 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Inability to Act by GhostOfBambi reviews
For anyone who ever wishes that they'd done something differently. For everyone who wishes that they'd said it when they had the chance. For the person who took a giant risk. For the people who were too afraid to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,611 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 99 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
101 Responses To 'Go Out With Me, Evans' by Dudette13 reviews
All the way from 'No' to 'Yes', with 99 others in between. Because we all know that Lily would've liked to be original from time to time... There should be a question mark behind 'Evans'... R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 75 - Published: 12/6/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
CURTAIN by Dr.Fawkes reviews
1971 to 1981. [Marauder Era, LilyJames]. A series of vignettes hidden behind curtains of time are in the spotlight again. And the stage is set for a saga of fluff and silk, smoke and fire.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,092 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/10/2006 - Published: 10/31/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Puzzling Proposals by B.C Daily reviews
She sat at our kitchen table doing those stupid word puzzles in The Daily Prophet.She'd be doing this tomorrow, and the next day, and probably every day for the rest of her life.I wanted to be there to see her do them all. [HG]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Self Inflicted Laryngitis by B.C Daily reviews
A case of selfinflicted laryngitis leads to some interesting repercussions for Lily Evans. LJ oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,177 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 767 - Follows: 72 - Published: 4/2/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Kissing the Enemy by czarina-kathryn reviews
Ever get the feeling the world is conspiring against you? That all of your worst nightmares are coming true? Welcome to my life or week anyway. Someone save me! And while you’re at it, get James Potter’s lips off of mine!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,386 - Reviews: 1530 - Favs: 1,059 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 2/22/2006 - Published: 6/10/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
No Higher Praise by Triskelion reviews
James Potter comes back to life; dark secrets are revealed; angst for everybody; heavy doses of Voldemort, Snape, Black, Lupin, Malfoys, Weasleys, Pettigrew, and Fudge. Harry Potter’s fifth year – now blatantly, defiantly AU. No OotP spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 111,583 - Reviews: 1021 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 2/26/2005 - Published: 4/9/2002 - James P., Harry P.
The Small Green Bottles of Doom by Triskelion reviews
The Marauders may be confused as to exactly which version of 1970s Hogwarts they are currently in, but even that cannot prevent them from wreaking havoc. Special guest appearances by Lily Evans, the Mirror of Erised, and Remus Lupin's temper.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,264 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/24/2005 - James P., Sirius B.
The Perks of Morning Afters by B.C Daily reviews
The morning after her mother's annual Christmas party, Ginny wakes up to find herself not in her usual state... and a little something else lying with her in bed. (Sequel to "The Woes of Christmas Parties)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,578 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 44 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P.
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She reviews
he wonders late at night, when she's been held up at the hospital, what's to become of them. After about twenty seconds of deep thought, he grabs his coat and a thousand dollars and makes his way to the nearest jewelers. sasusaku comment if you like!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Sunday, Blissful Sunday reviews
Oh, babe, haven't you heard? This starts and ends with Sunday. AU. Slight lemon, BEWARE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,639 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Pennies reviews
In every dollar, there are one hundred pennies. In every relationship there are one hundred moments.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,273 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Evolution of Us reviews
The fourth time he sees her, she's beautiful and perfect, and he's just… him.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,180 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Resolve reviews
because everyone needs to be needed. especially sasuke. DISCONTINUED.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,660 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Us reviews
Sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
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