Down on his luck after graduating NYADA, Kurt Hummel jumps at the opportunity to become personal assistant to the British boy band, The Warblers. Is a legal contract enough to keep their notoriously promiscuous front man, Blaine Anderson, a professional distance from the newly hired help, or will he charm his way into Kurt's bed and by extension, his heart?

Maka's a detective on a mission, and nothing is going to get in her way. AU! Eventual M and Soul/Maka. Warning for language. *Updated and edited for grammar, awkwardness, consistency...that weird way I used to do dialog and my inability to stick with a tense. The story itself is mostly the same, but I hope that you take a moment to give it a reread and enjoy the new chapter!*

"I squint to see the marquee, reading the names of the newly dead without much interest. And then. There they are. Those three names I've been waiting what feels like forever for. She's finally here." Gus and Hazel find each other once again in life after death. Told in alternate POVs. (As of 01/19/17: An update of sorts, and a few more things.)

One grinning shark–man. One pink–haired medic. Ankles. Teeth. Kisame x Sakura. Yes, you read that right.

A one night stand ends up being my daughter's teacher AU

AU. It's those small moments you end up remembering for the rest of your life.

They're just coworkers. Maybe best friends. Except the entire office thinks they're dating and there's a betting pool on when they're going to get married. But no really, they're just coworkers! (No they aren't).

Story adopted from Captain Pihkal: Slavery AU – At a slave market Kurt rescues a slave from certain death and takes him home. Hurt/Comfort

Kurt Hummel has put his perfect life together carefully, making sure all the pieces fit exactly how he wanted them to. But all it takes is one name from his past to make all his hard work go to waste - Blaine Anderson.

Across the world, names start appearing on people's bodies; it hasn't become a big news item yet, and no one really knows what they mean. Some time after Kurt transfers to Dalton, while he and Blaine are still platonic, they both wake up with their best friend's name written somewhere on their body in the other's handwriting. Soulmates AU.

In a bid to escape Blaine's bullies, the Andersons move to Ohio. Under strict orders from his Dad to hide his sexuality, Blaine is torn between pretending he is straight, and the cute boy next door whose singing floats through his bedroom window at night.

A sudden loss rocks Soul's world, and the grieving process means confronting parts of his past he had hoped to let lie. Maka, for her part, does her best to support her partner, but managing her father for years was not adequate preparation for the Evans family. INDEFINITE HIATUS

In which Maka, a desperate and confused computer programmer, tries to fix her crashed computer and discovers that her security software is a little overfriendly. SoMa. AU. Heavy influences from both Tron and every Glitch Mob song in existence.

It wasn't the dead they should be worried about, it was the living — sequel to Ripchord.

/SasuSaku/ /AU/ Without a defined relationship, they were just one too many shades of grey.

A sudden tragedy threatens to rip apart Maka's life, and she has no idea how to cope- she didn't think she'd be dealing with a dead parent for decades, but now she's alone in the world, and it stings, despite all of Soul's attempts at comfort. Can his love help her rise past herself and her pride, or will she fall to the grief and stay locked alone for life?

As she deals with the husband, she tries not to over-analyze how her partner has no issue going after the children first, how his attention snaps to their quicker movements, how, overnight, he has become eerily efficient at avoiding their fangs. ZombieAU. SoulxMaka

BALLET AU. He wants to capture her music and put it in a box all for himself.

When Soul asks Maka what she wants for Valentine's, she says nothing, and he takes her at her word. A chance conversation with friends makes him rethink his decision, leaving him scrambling at the last minute to find the perfect gift. Really, he should have just remembered to K.I.S.S.

Ghost Rider AU. She could have it back, her old life. Her human life. But over the course of twenty nine years, she had come to realize that this new life had so much more to offer her than her old one ever did.

Eight times Soul Evans tells Maka Albarn he loves her. — Soul/Maka

Bits and pieces of SoMa, ranging from sweet to kinky. Word challenge in partnership with GlitterGoat

After graduation and an interesting offer from Wes, Soul and Maka have some decisions to make. Good thing they already have a method for sharing important information.

Assassins Creed AU. As the youngest Evans curled his lip tauntingly at her, she wasn't sure if he was a real member of the assassins order or just another wannabe thirsty for power.

AU. In which Maka loses her vision after a brutal car accident and Soul Evans takes it upon himself to care for her.

When new Hollywood golden boy Kurt Hummel receives some disturbing letters, his manager hires bodyguard Blaine Anderson to be with him 24 hours a day. In an attempt to hide Blaine's true identity from the press they decide he needs to go undercover...as Kurt's boyfriend. Famous!Kurt Nevermet!AU

AU, present time. Kurt Hummel is 28 and has been living in New York for ten years now. He has a good job, nice apartment and two best friends: Sebastian and Cooper. Blaine, Cooper's 17-year-old brother, comes to spend the summer... Age-gap fic, based on a kink-meme prompt; there's no innocence kink here.

They had not signed up for this. If they had known that her mother and his father wanted to get married, Soul and Maka wouldn't have kept their own relationship a secret. Now they were stuck in the same house, their parents having no clue about them. As step-siblings. Just Great.

Set patterns could either be followed or broken. Soul and Maka know that there are low points in every relationship; the important thing is getting through them together.

Sasuke liked to think he loved Sunday mornings the most because he didn't have work except when he checked his e-mails every thirty minutes . But then there was the real reason-the pretty waitress that reduced him into playing the role of a monosyllabic fool.

His gaze returned to her, no longer lazy, but serious and steadfast; "I have thought about kissing you every single day you've been gone. And you know why?"

ZOMBIE AU. In a city overrun by the undead, getting out was the only way to go from the very beginning.

WEREWOLF AU. Because, really, she didn't need to know that he was all ready to join the elder wolves and he already had a female all picked out and it certainly wasn't her because, like he said, who'd wanna' spend the rest of forever with a violent, pedantic, flat chest like her?

Because 'just kidding' was exactly what people said when they meant every word.

The beads of sweat rolling down his neck.The erection clear as day paining in his jeans.The gaze between us a snake couldn't break, The musky gleam in his eyes.I now remembered the word.Lust.His eyes clouded over with lust.Not just lust but lust for...

Sakura stepped even closer to Sasuke. She wanted to be as humanly close to him. She wanted to melt into his skin. She didn’t want to let him go. She wouldn’t be able to breathe without him. She couldn’t raise a child without him.

Life after Ed and Al's trip to the west and east respectively, told in a series of one-shots.

In which Maka is a university student trying her hand at art but can't get over all the nudity and high school friend Soul Evans is trying to help. AU!

AU! There's a fine line between being top-student and a jaded moron. Maka Albarn can't understand the subtle beauty in music, can Soul Evans teach the lyrics of the soul to a damaged girl while the threat of disownment looms over him?

"I bet you're a vegetarian," said Temari, and she plucked at a nearby plant. "Here's a leaf for you, try not to choke." It all went downhill from there... One road. Two bunkhouses. Three weeks of border patrol. Neji x Temari.

AU. He's the boy who talks to imaginary people. She's the girl with a sleep disorder. They're unlikely friends but they make it work.

The life of a moogle can be pretty tough sometimes. Especially with Serah and Noel around. Sneaky!Noel/Serah.

Because jizz has a weird tendency to get on things that aren't even supposed to be in range, much less trajectory. But that was the least of their problems.

An AU for Valentine's Day. "Your choice, Maka. Come with me or go back to class and get yourself waist-deep in THAT train wreck." / / Soul Evans is smarter than he looks. Maka is none the wiser.

AU. Minor crack. Ex-boyfriend Soul Evans doesn't like paying train fares. Ticket Inspector Ox Ford takes his job too seriously. And strung-out Maka Albarn is caught in the fray.

Slight AU. "Whats the story behind your eyes?" / / "Got new ones that can see in the dark. And through stuff. And let me tell you, I am not impressed by the color of your panties." - Officer Maka Albarn has got her hands full with this one.

Enchanted by the wicked magic of a warlock, Soul Eater lives up to his name and becomes Maka's worst nightmare. She has exactly eleven hours to regain her partners sanity before his lust for her soul becomes irreversible.

They had so much open space yet they stuck so close to each other. Maybe it's because their apartment is so small, or because they just didn't need all that much space to begin with.

It isn't often she does it.

AU! Here's the thing about being an event coordinator: in the end, you'll always be just that…an event coordinator – In which Maka Albarn takes planning Prom Night into her own hands, with unexpected results.

"Soul, how good are you at faking it?" – Maka realizes men are better at disguising their motives than she originally thought after she's sexually assaulted on a date.

MILITARY AU! There's scars on his skin, a weight that bears down on him, and his soul songs are cutting but Soul Evans thinks his comrade Kid was onto something when he said the world wasn't so bitter.

AU! Everyone's said he's always been out-of-reach, something too far gone to retrieve. But she didn't realize he's been around the corner all along.

An overused premise. Soul tries to keep his cool but Maka makes things really difficult. M for language and combustible lemons. SoMa. Implied TsuStar.

He's pretty sure she's flirting with him.

The lost moments between Ron and Hermione in the Half-Blood Prince.

AU! "Have you ever gotten stuck on one of these before?" / / "You ever gotten eaten by wolves before? I'll take that as a no." – A small ficclet to show how one ski trip can go horribly awry.

They're not perfect. Not by any means. But they were perfect...to each other. And in the end, that was all that mattered.

Sasuke likes having a live-in maid. She cooks and cleans and never complains. Sakura likes having one too. She cooks and cleans and lets Sakura take all the credit... Life was so much easier when Sasuke was a playboy. And when he remembered his fiancee...

What does one do when the person they devoted their life too crushed their heart and left them in the cold? They move on. At least, they try to move on. When Sasuke reappears in her life, will Sakura be able to keep herself from loving him?

AU! Part III of III in the Quicksand series! – Because life was nothing more than a free fall, right?

It's none of that. Nothing about the sea can compare to what she does.

AU! Part II of III in the Quicksand series – He's filling something inside of her that she never knew was empty.

"Your perfume smells like my Grandma's cat." "Oh yeah? Well you smell like a failed abortion but you don't hear me complaining." In which real life turns out to be even more ridiculous than Sasuke as Rapunzel and Naruto as a Particle Physicist.

And then, just as Soul laced their fingers experimentally, the safety of the lights went out, and black unraveled like ribbons and wrapped around them both.

Sometimes his throat still feels hoarse with sounds of her name. Sometimes he can still hear her screams. Ron-Hermione, a fic going through many future moments dealing with the movie/book torture at Malfoy Manor. futurefic.

"We can't just do this because you think it might somehow improve our soul bond. You have to... want it." He fisted his hand, staring at the dusty floor. "You have to trust me."

But it was that smirk that made me realize that it was definitely the same Sasuke regardless of his godlike body. He was still his ignorant, cocky, completely amazing self... the only thing that had changed was the fact that he chose to sit beside me. AU

AU! Part I of III. It was so easy to sink into the habit, almost like quicksand.

Ino's Cousin Deidara "borrowed" her baby car and the only way to get it back is to attend his all boy school. summary will make itself more clear in 1st couple chapters. inocentric. some romance, tons of fun as princess adjusts to a male's life. Rated T (Naruto and its characters do not belong to me)

...when you ask him to go to the local pharmacy to buy you pads. Yes, THOSE kind of pads. - A series of one-shots depicting Soul and Maka's trust in one another

You think Soul doesn't like Maka? Here are 10 reasons to prove you wrong.

Because her Spartoí uniform won't cut it at eighteen.

AU! "So live for me. Live for me, Soul. Stay alive for me, fix yourself for me." - Soul Evans had nothing until he met a curious girl in the hospital.

When Soul accidentally finds Maka's list of what her perfect guy is like, he can't help but find himself doing everything on her list. - SxM

How many kids do I want? Did she really just ask me that? Oneshot. Akito's POV.

Because Blair's magic should never be taken lightly – a two-piece tale of troublesome spells and the repercussions that come with it.

My final epilogue to Higashi No Eden. Now that Takizawa is gone, what happened to the world? What happened to Saki? But wait -is Takizawa really gone? Saki's POV, rated T for mild suggestive themes.

Because her papa was a womanizer and her mama abandoned her in favor of bigger and better things. But he's still there

"Do you...want to go out for some coffee?" / / Maka wages she could ask any boy out without being rejected due to her lack of sex appeal. The outcome is surprisingly in her favor.

He was her inspiration just as the pit-pattering of the rain against the window-pane was his.

"He's just a package of cool and sexiness she can't understand" – both internally and externally. A 5 senses plus one overload collection.

Non-massacre AU. SasuSaku. And somewhere between her two year long I-no-longer-like-Uchiha-Sasuke-like-that-thankyouverymuch phase, also dubbed Denial by Ino, and a good chakra-laden fist to the face, Sasuke fell for her. Hard.

They thought they were so sly - and they probably were, all things considered. But Tsubaki saw it all. Too bad Black Star did, too.

Slender legs, hour-glass shape, well-endowed – just think how shocked they were when they saw a small little boy strapped on her back, making faces at them.

'I confessed and she... thought I was kidding' In which Winry is fiercely jealous and Edward uses this knowledge wrongly.

Ino, tired of guys just liking her for her stunningly good looks, decides to give Sakura a chance to give her a blind date. However, this isn't just any blind date. 'Cause this time, she actually is blinded!

"It's just some rip off holiday corporations use every year to suck the money out of the gullible!" Edward decides to call Winry a year after his departure to the west and discovers that even fake holidays have their perks.

"She doesn't want to analyze if she's trained him to be hard as long as he's underneath her, or if he actually finds her attractive." SoMa, femdom!Maka, depressing fluff, smut, crack, etc. For ChaosViper, 'cause it was her birthday yesterday.

R&R "Someone is going to lay down on the floor and close their eyes. I'm going to place two pieces of popcorn somewhere on their body. But before I put the pieces on them, I'll blind fold one of you and then you'll have to find the popcorn."

"Why is there a cake on the front porch and why does it have my name on it?" In which Alphonse is amused, Winry is exasperated, and Edward, apparently, becomes a man...

Edward learns the meaning of "think before you say" in the most unconventional way possible. EdxWin.

It's what makes you human. Ed/Win.

Sakura is Sasuke s secretary. in order to get her way, she has it with him, but in the end can they find something more? love? Lemon lemon lemon

InoShika.Tema; AU; Oneshot; slight, inadvertent Temari bashing; –Gymnast Yamanaka Ino is used to getting everything she desires-everything except an oblivious Nara Shikamaru. When Temari suddenly enters the picture, it's most certainly game on.

Ino recounts the boys that made an impact in her love life. Who will be her true love?

Sakura, Ino, Hinata, and Ten-Ten are set on one goal: dominate the school. Can the Kings of Konoha High keep their titles or will they be overthrown by the infamous playgirls? SasuSaku NaruHina ShikaIno NejiTen. Continuation of Little Miss Seductress.

There is a bridge from childhood to adulthood and each crosses the best they can. It's not easy to reach the other side but in doing so, discover a different world than they had seen with their eyes as kids. That world is waiting for those who are strong.

He asked me what I planned on doing for the rest of my life. When I said "I don't know," he got down on one knee and said; "Wanna spend it with me?"

Ron/Hermione romantic smut. My fic is set in the movie verse, not the books. I don't acknowledge the movies past #3. It's a little fluffy, and not universe canon in its details. Ron and Hermione distract each other from their school work. Enjoy.

...Dear Diary, I have but one goal in life: To stop being a fangirl of Uchiha Sasuke... Sakura's in for one hell of a school year.[SasuSaku][AU][Other Pairings]

Can a night of loving words and actions, bring Ed and Winry Closer than ever? And who is pulling out the grass? Ed/Win- Fluff/Lemon- WARNING this fic does contain a lemon. FLUFF WARNING!

A promotion, hormones, bottles of sake, a realization and what this all leads to...Rated M for lemon content - my first Naruto lemon since a looong time ONESHOT

Sequal to "Caught" "Sasuke Uchiha wants to restore his clan and yet he doesn't know how babies are made." "Don't you just order them out of a book or something?" He grumbled irratedly as his scowl got wider. R&R

Miserably, Sasuke glared at the offending date on Sakura's calendar. Fourteen days. He had a measly fourteen days to woo his longtime teammate, and steal her right from underneath his brother's nose. All in a day's work, he thought to himself. AU

collab with the blanket! AU. Bastard-sensei was getting a "physical" from Dr. Haruno in the supply closet, Sai the Male Nurse was smiling like a creeper, Dr. Hatake was changing his female of choice by the hour and Dr. Nara, by the minute. I hate my job.

Ino has just found out that she is pregnant with shikamaru's child but knows that he doesnt love her but he loves Temari. Will she tell him about the child that is growning inside her of with she just let him find out on his own. Rated M for language

Sakura Haruno an 18-yr-old girl living under the same roof as 7 boys. She learns that one of her new brother, Naruto Namakazi is the school's player. Full summary inside. Lemon in ch10

After Naruto dragged him back to Konoha, Sasuke settled down with Sakura and had a kid. Tragically, he must have vengeance on Itachi and so eventually leaves again. Or tries to. His wife is NOT happy to be left behind again...

Sakura as an itch and guess who is there to help her out, Sasuke who else?

Ino isn’t the type to stay in relationships. What happens when Shikamaru becomes one of her men, and she begins to have feelings for him? Shika/Ino Lemon.

Undoubtedly, this was one of the worst situations to land yourself in—barely dressed and pinned against a tree by your long lost teammate who you’ve spent years trying to hunt down. Brilliant. She didn’t know whether to be more frightened or embarrassed.

New Girls Sakura, Ino, Hinata, and TenTen are set on one goal: dominate the school. Can the kings of Konoha High keep thier titles or will they be overthrown by the infamous playgirls? SasuSaku NaruHina ShikaIno NejiTen. Continued by Riz-I

Naruto finally convinces Sakura to go on a date with him.

His phone suddenly blows off.I really, really hate karma.We could’ve had a perfectly good cliché going on right now.We could’ve both have fallen in love. One-shot.

He wouldn’t care if you were wearing only underwear…never mind. He would care. He’s too jealous for his own good.” She pauses. “You know what, you should just do that. Take off that shirt and the shorts. He’ll like it!” One-Shot. Sakura/Sasuke.

I don’t have an addiction.The fact that I carry a bag of tomatoes and Sakura everywhere I go cannot possibly be called an addiction.I do admit, however, to have been addicted to coffee.And, also, I do admit to like Sakura and tomatoes... One-shot.

I'll think of a better title later... Basically this is a story about what happens with the five main shinobi villages ban together to form an elite squad designated solely to hunting the Akatsuki. Summary isn't that good but the story is!

“Uchiha explain what you are doing here.” .........Sasu&Saku

All I know is that this is the woman who makes the word Love sound too weak for what I feel for her. [TemarixNeji] [oneshot for lokli2]

Or How Edward Elric Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Dairy. No dairy products were harmed in the production of this dirty piece of . . . well . . . EdxWinry, Lemon, Fun with Food.

To pass her jounin exam, Sakura must seduce the cold Hyuga Neji! Will she pass or fail? NejiSaku, ShikaIno, NaruHina One shot, possible mult. chapters

Sakura gasped, breathless. “Ne Sasukekun slow down. Not so fast!”Sasuke grunted in return as he slowed down. Sakura loosened her death grip on his shoulders. Sasuke let her set the pace… again.